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Euro 16 starts soon. Matches that matter almost every day for a month.
France - Romania starts 21:00 CEST
France has potential to score a lot of goals. I won't be surprised if the match tonight finishes 4-0 to France.
when does the whole ceremony start GMT?
I'm not good with timezones
missed him
>de gay
I think Russia will win
Reminder to filter and report /pol/ shitposts and other white noise.
What's everyone drinking tonight?
>>68267306
CEST is the local time in the tournament. You're always 1 hour behind, meaning 20:00 in BST.
>>68267311
damn, your league has been a last resort before retirement for longer than i thought.
>>68267306
7.15 itv
>>68267379
my own tears after I threw away my future in my last exam
>>68267385
cheers swedebro
>>68267379
Might get some svyturys
>>68267359
>white noise
kek'd
>>68267379
Water, unidisputably the best drink known to man.
>>68267306
Sorry the match starts 20:00 your time. Just tune in at 19:00 and I'm sure you won't miss a thing.
>>68267435
what does the pre-match ceremony/entertainment entail?
>sat at work
>literally done nothing since lunch except tinkering with my fantasy team and going for a big shit
>>68267451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSnTfO7b1-M&feature=player_embedded [Embed]
boiler room of the year for all the /bleep/ lads
waheyy
>>68267451
Nothing really. Just some shitty dance to open up the tournament officially.
Hello, if you want to talk about nigger or mudslime you can fuck off to /pol/ or /int/ thanks you.
>>68267493
Calm it Hitler.
what drinks have you got in for this evening lads?
>>68267492
as a guy who frequents /bleep/ I am highly offended
What podcast or radio show should i listen to for the Euros lads ?
>>68267493
>>68267518
>>68267504
>>68267540
not again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozKDprNaKwc
Please give us a meme game like Ukraine-France 2012
>>68267524
I'm buying a box of piggelin and mixing it with protein.
>>68267524
Duvel and Vedett
>>68267540
not can tell the same about you Nigel
>>68267479
Where do you work m8
>>68267493
Fuck off reddit
>>68267379
Beer, duh.
>>68267492
Ugh...
>>68267535
B&B (RIP) > /bleep/ 2bh, but still /bleep/ represent
>>68267589
>Duvel
good shit
belgian food + drink is really good but once you cross over the border to the netherlands it all falls apart
>>68267379
It's whiskey cocktail weather. Three of these for a comfy night
>>68267614
>I drink beer
>>68267564
bbc for analysis later, but not sure about live
linekerscrispfetish.jpg.bat.exe.json.civ5savefile
>>68267524
fucking hot chocolate at 4 am with marshmallows
feels good
>>68267524
Grolsch and desperado
>>68267589
noice lad. i bought a bottle of tequila on a whim at lunchtime, going to mix up a few margaritas desu. box of kroney for afters.
>>68267667
>but once you cross over the border to the netherlands it all falls apart
they have decent weed tho
>>68267540
He is concerned for a reason lad.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3627154/Britain-s-worst-paedophile-Richard-Huckle-gets-22-life-sentences.html
>>68267564
Second Captains and Football Weekly
I am looking for a French one if anyone knows of any
>>68267564
Swedish tv has pretty good coverage, but unfortunately for you it's all in Swedish
>>68267451
Pitbull
>>68267718
desu i can get decent stuff here, even the nerdiest schizoid loner can get it if you know more than two people
>>68267684
Do not respond
Imma go buy myself aome cigs, beers and saucisson. I have the chips and it seems like we're eating a good quiche tonight. Any advice on supplies i could grab at the corner shop ? I just want to waste as much time as i can so i don't study until the last moment, and perform under what i call the "emergency pressure-efficiency".
Gee, the Euro sure occyrs at the perfect moment.
>>68267682
Beer slightly kills the pain inside.
FRANCE ARE YOU READY TO GET BEAT AT YOUR OWN HOME LOL JK WE'RE GONNA LOSE LIKE 3-0
>>68267832
Sauce for sausages, unless you know how to make some yourself. Otherwise some crisps.
want to get drinks but Lidl only sells 5 euro basement distilled piss so I gotta go to the coop
recommend me something with vodka/whiskey
let's keep it comfy lads, plenty of other places for /pol/ to talk about their stuff
>>68267379
Draino. Trying to kill myself because I cant handle a tournament where we're at home while Iceland is in. Thanks Blind.
>>68267720
so this is the guy they virused .onion for
>>68267689
>>68267726
>>68267770
I wish I knew more languages.If I learn Swedish,can I immigrate there ?
>>68267881
Get on the whiskey sour bandwagon. Great drink and easy to make
>>68267859
Me mum. I'm visiting my parents for the week, feels comfy not to take care of myself ant turn the phone off for a few days.
Gonna buy Leffe, it's lame but i can't find the Belgian beers i like around here.
>>68267881
Irn Bru. They do that in Italy, right?
>>68267919
Deep web is 70% paedo shit lad.
>>68267881
just get a Russian Standard, you can drink it straight like water
>>68267927
this lad knows what's up
Who did you get in the sweepstakes /sp/
I got Italy
>>68267881
dude if youre in lidl get super dry Vermouth
trust me, bit rough to start with but the best warm cheek feeling like whisky. Its the bitter in a martini. Not to be confused with red and blanc vermouth, which tastes like dog piss with a bag of sugar in
Where my nordic bros at?
>>68267379
2 skoll beers I will pour in a pint I keep in the refrigerator
>>68267923
You brown? You can come here and live for free even without learning the language ever.
>>68267969
well yes [spoiler] why do you think i know about it :^) [/spoiler] but it does seem a big case
>>68268027
Stop this shit. This is a comfy thread.
Sluta urspåra tråden. Jag vet att det var du innan, Joel.
>>68268027
Yes I am brown. That's nice to hear,but who will pay for my rent and food?
>>68267937
So fucking good m8
So cheap too
I'm making some Pimm's for the match
Also ordering Papa John's
Tis going to be a good evening
Go France, vous méritez la réussite
>>68267995
have you ever seen a black man with blue eyes? shit's creeping me out
>>68268103
>papa johns
>not dominos
wew lad
>>68267524
but for the Argentinian game only
>>68268029
I hate paedos mate.Only thing I hate more than paedos are animal abusers.Paedos should be at least chemically castrated if not given death penalty.
>buying pizza from American chains
Your tongue should be cut
>>68268161
>killing a dog is worse than raping a child
wew lad
>>68268103
>Papa Johns
>paying approximately £50 for pizza when it's 2 for £10 at the Iraqi place down the road
>>68268124
looks unnatural
>>68268086
depends if you can "poo in loo"
>>68268184
>>68268161
easy now. this can very well derail
>>68267999
T-the doritos kind ? And bretzel sticks, and fried oignons stuff. I know this is importat to you anglos, but as long as it's edible and you can put it in a bowl we don't really care... Don't judge.
Brb, by the time i have the stuff i hope this thread hasn't derailed into /pol/ bs
>>68268247
>Brb, by the time i have the stuff i hope this thread hasn't derailed into /pol/ bs
everything does at the moment desu
>>68267589
>duvel
jelly as fug, lad
>>68268184
If you rape a kid, the parents care and try to ensure that maximum punishment is given.But if you torture and kill a stray animal,most of the times the psycho goes unpunished.Domesticated animals are the most pure and innocent animals on earth.
>>68268203
no Iraqi place down the road where I live
>>68267379
bottle of bordeaux
>>68267306
>not good with timezones
It's literally 1 (0ne) hour difference. Your the reason this country is going to shit.
>>68268287
Stop.
According to bein sports, this is the France line-up for tonight
Payet Giroud Griezmann
Matuidi Kanté Pogba
Evra Koscielny Rami Sagna
Lloris
>>68267012
over/under 2 bombings at stadiums
>>68268287
the parents? in most cases its the parents fucking them
England hype 3 drunk lions missing the goal and going home early but getting drunk anyway on the shirt
>>68268317
Why does it trigger you so much?
>>68268203
It's 2 for £10 at Pap John's too you mong
And I won't get indigestion unlike you
>>68268328
I really can't tell how the game will go. Could be Romania parking the bus and it being a 0-0 or 1-0 game yet at the same time France did really well during the group stages of the last WC and were fairly high-scoring.
>>68268203
desu senpai papa johns is good if you use the offers
>>68268351
Because it's not appropriate for a comfy thread. You can discuss child porn and animal absue somewhere else.
>>68268315
At least I'm good with spelling.
Learn the language, Jafaar.
>>68268341
No in most cases it's the uncle,brother,family friend or some other relative but not the parents.
>>68268359
I reckon nerves will get to them and it will end 1-1
>>68268352
>2 (two) pizzas
Easy there. Are you eating for a family of 4?
>>68268369
Calm down Mohammed.
>>68268409
the irony
>>68268315
I tried to banter and lost. You're*
>>68268409
>bangladesh
>pretending they're not muslim
>>68268443
It's okay my man.
Forgive and forget
>>68268373
Can't wait for Brexit.
Who are the good guys?
Romania, right?
When's Poland's first match?
i love how everyone is rating Poland high while the whole country is so pessimistic after the recent friendlies
thanks sp
>>68268494
No good guys here. Every country for themselves.
>>68268495
sunday 5 pm against northern ireland
>>68268494
lel ya we're all cheering for the gyppos
Does anyone here have a Darkscandals account?
>>68268495
sunday 16:00hs (France hour) if i'm not wrong
>>68268544
Further proof that Poles are retards, friendlies are 100% meaningless.
>>68268581
>>68268619
Cheers guys.
>>68268544
I'm not rating Poland, but they got an easy group with only Germany as the main obstacle. Ukraine and Norn Ireland are not good enough. Poland will get exposed in the next round though.
>>68268495
Sunday 18:00
>>68268560
Germany are the bad guys
>>68268560
>Every country for themselves.
That's just you being Swedish af tho
>>68268494
Just want Romania to at least put up a fight.
>>68268667
Honestly, i can't see myself thinking anyone else are the good guys. Maybe Germany.
>>68268739
>germany
>good guys
Did you just skip the 20th century or what?
>>68268560
Icelanders are the good guys mate.Everyone is going to root for the ultimate underdog.
>>68268696
>>68268738
g-go on
>>68268657
Germany are not the bad guys.
100% bad guys are:
England
France
Spain
Italy
Portugal
Russia
Romania
Slovakia
Belgium
Austria
Hungary
Poland
Albania
alri lads
who remembers the stealth comfy threads during the WC?
those were the times
I need a wallchart lads, any in todays papers?
>>68268819
World Cup is without doubt, the comfiest football tournament.
Only the Olympics beats it for general comfiest sporting event.
>>68268494
Good Guys:
>Iceland
>Croatia
>Swiss
>Albania
>Romania
>Ukraine
Where can you log in to keep track of your posts?
>>68268762
Germany have repented for their sins. 1982 was a scandal, but as usual the austrians were behind it. You can always trace scandals and problems to east germans or austrians or bavarians.
result simulator
http://ultra.zone/UEFA-EURO-2016-Group-Stage#group=a
>>68268875
This, and maybe:
> Slovakia
> Czech Republic
>>68268875
>Any balkan country
>good guys
I'm sorry but i don't support thugball.
Only iceland are good guys on your list.
I'm going to make a run and get some Stella. It's not French but the same sounds French enough for me. Someone who is /ck/ should put together a chart of Euro beers for all the teams to drink at different games
Who do you think is going to win the Euros this year la? My bet is on them.
>>68268940
Fun fact: I studied in Stella's home town
>>68268903
Quick question , my fellow romanibro...Is Andone starting today or Iordanescu will use him as a super sub ?
Who is your pick for top scorer?
Müller?
Griezman?
Lewandowski?
Penaldo?
>>68268940
>implying belgium isn't france
www.beersofeurope.co.uk/
when does the opening cerenomy start? an hour before the match?
What's the code for the /sp/ fantasy league?
>>68268493
when the polish and immigrants lose visas theyll flood the next highest min wage with free access.
I wonder which black red and yellow flag that is thats already cucked by their passage
>>68269013
wut
>>68269013
beers of europe is a fucking god-tier site
Am I the only person who thinks france will have a bad tournament? They haven't played a competitive game for 2 years, wouldn't be surprised to see them crash out in the quarters
>>68268919
GOD WILLS IT
https://www.netbet.com/multicultural-championship
romania are literally the ONLY team to be 100% pure
why aren't you supporting them today?
>>68268985
It will be someone else and he will be bought by some english team for 50 million after the tournament.
>>68268985
hardy XD
>>68268985
picked vardy and iceland + wales to get to the semis
500 euros if I get this meme prediction
>>68269018
it was yesterday
>>68267684
kek
>>68267479
Fucking faggot, you stole my Farage gimmick from /int/
>>68269063
There is a whole thread about it here >>68265498. Go discuss that with them there.
When does the TV build up start?
>>68267832
no baguette?
England is the Chaotic Good.
>>68269057
But mate , that's gorgeous. Is that possible ?
>>68268940
Stella's Belgian iirc.
Anyway, basics to start off the list, add to it lads:
>Germany
Franziskaner
>Ireland
Guiness, Smithwick's, Murphy's
>Poland
Tyskie
>Spain
San Miguel
>Czechia
Pilsner Urquell
>Slovakia
Zlaty Bazant
I don't believe in Poland. We're not a tournament team. It keeps happening. We rock the eliminations then lose against teams we should have no problems with. But have the strongest team since mid 80s or 1992 (silver on the Olympics).
>>68269033
Mate, the next PM will negotiate a shit trade deal where freedom of movement is still a requirement. Boris and gove don't even want/care-about brexit, they just want to oust cameron as it's their only chance of becoming pm.
>>68267862
godspeed my gypsy friend
what will be spuh's reaction when France loses?
>>68268940
>not going for Duvel
>>68269074
well fuck
>>68267898
(You)
>mfw the ''''''''''''''''''''french'''''''''''''''''''''''' '''''''''''''''''''team'''''''''''''''''''''''''' don't make it out of the group stages because they all come from former colonies and have no sense of camaraderie or loyalty.
The pre-game riots are fun to watch too.
>>68269116
what were good at internationally and in premier league is kick the ball into the box from wide and header and our manager is refusing to do it
And our best chances for growing a new talent for front man for that both ended up as no longer world cup material, Crouch and Andy Carrol
>>68269137
I've been watching Poland closely over the qualifiers and their friendlies and I can say that on a good day they are a very explosive side. You bossed us both times, I imagine the games against NI will be similar. Your games against Scotland were a bit rougher. Even if Lewandowski doesn't score he ties down a lot of defenders for Grosicki to make a run or for Milik to pounce.
>>68269189
Don't believe my fellow Belgianbro
Yesterday was David Baguetta.
Ceremony is 20minutes before kickoff
Pay debts
>>68268860
Snooker, darts and cycling have them all beat.
>>68268819
Of course.
>>68268985
Astronautovic
>>68269196
Just like in 1998 and 2000 where france won with white ethnic frenchmen like zidane, henry, desailly, thuram and trezeguet
>>68269063
because there's a romanian beggar outside everyone fucking store and on every fucking train
also I always support France every tournament
what should I get in to eat and drink for the opener?
I need to keep it cheap desu so I can afford to drink and snack my way through the whole tournament
>>68269218
Played some nice stuff against Germany, shoehorning Rooney in is a mistake imo.Although I do have fears the Tottenham lads' legs have been run into the ground after a long season and they're some of the most important players.
>>68269216
Kek
I don't know about you guus, but here the team is put under some heavy pressure:
>Country is hosting the event
>Media talks non-stop about them being the favorites
>Population and politicians expects a lot from them and keeps saying not getting into 1/4 at least would be a disaster
>Captain and key centerback Varane is injured
>Analysts agree our defense is our weak point because Rami, and no Varane
>People are pissed and tired because of strikes, floods and potential terror attacks
>Rugby team is getting shit and last tennis event didn't make frenchies shine that much, less people watch the Tour de France so Football, as the national sport, is seen as our last relevant hope
>Drama within the FFF is still present because of Cantona and Benzema
All in all, the team must use the popular support to boost themselves but i fear, deep inside, that they'll get too nervous and collapse under the expectations.
>>68269258
Don't reply to bait
>>68269285
hope you lads go far desu, tournaments are always better when the host nation is still in
WHAT'S THE FUCKING CODE FOR THE /SP/ FANTASY LEAGUE YOU UTTER CUNTS
>>68269285
this is how it feels to be an England fan
>>68269068
>>68269070
>>68269071
I picked >us to have the top scorer.
Don't really see anyone in the team scoring except Müller.
I hope Gomez doesn't start.
>>68269285
It will just be rigged so you get to the semis at least.
Just like they did with Brazil to keep the people from rioting.
>>68269285
> The hopes of your nation rest of football
At last, we've finally reached our final form.
>>68269285
I think your national team failing would do good for france as a country. Then the problems will get exposed instead of swept under the rug by team's success. You seemingly sweep too much under the rug.
>>68269196
guys like you ruin the comfy atmosphere. there's probably a lot of morons like you gonna hang out and stink up every single thread with your fucking political ideology.
>>68269196
yeah they play really bad for us, see 1998, 2000, 2006.
we need more jamaicain and maybe we could finally compete with the eternal anglo accomplishment
>>68269233
t-thanks my moroccan friend
>>68269285
Why are Koulibaly and Laporte not in the squad?
Also do you reckon Giroud could get top scorer?
THREE
>>68269112
Baguette as always, no longer need to mention it
I am going to cut myself a tartine and smear some rillettes de canard on it right the fuck now by the way.
>>68269285
>Varane injured
don't remind me
>>68269233
>Pay debts
topkek
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt
>>68269412
why are you retarded?
>>68269430
Please continue your discussion in the allocated thread >>68265498 or the boards specifically made for that topic >>>/int/ or >>>/pol/.
>>68269415
GOAT song desu.
>>68267832
mint cornetto desu
>>68269430
Yeah... it's not like ethnically diverse teams are winning over inbred morons in every sport. go back to sleep, England.
>>68269463
n-no bully
>>68269430
BLACK PEOPLE CAN'T BE FRENCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who /mitraillette/ andalouse here?
>>68269412
Koulibaly choosed to play for his african country
laporte is injured
>>68269285
So you're BR now
>>68269412
senegalese and injured
>>68269475
>>68269491
>The two biggest cu cks in Europe
>>68268985
portugal have easiest group
lewandoski the hardest
>>68269501
ok
so koulibaly isn't french and laporte is injured since 2 or 3 months.
Eh les bouffeurs de fromage, vous regardez le match chez vous ou dans les 'fan zones'? Apparement ils ont interdit les bars et les restos de transmettre le match à cause des attentats? C'est vrais ça?
>>68269510
vrijdag visdag, m-acht
>>68269514
>>68269526
>Senegal
wew lad
Is he dumb?
He would probably start with Varane when Koscielny retires.
>>68269475
stop trying to police the thread, you autistic idiot
>>68268985
Müller, even tho the germs won't make it past thequartr finals
>>68269546
remove croissant
>>68269430
>it has everything to do with politics
it HAD to do everything with politics
It was France's decision to basically intergrate natives while the UK and the Spaniards killed them off (regardless of the English doing that much later)
Where is this? I'm going to germany in the summer and want to impress my friends with this euro 96 trivia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw
>>68269343
>come to sports board on a known white supremacist forum
>complain about racism
This isn't your safe space, cuck
>>68269342
>vote for a politician that promises change
>he lies
>vote for the other one that promises changes
>he lies
Boy oh boy I can't wait for the next elections so I can vote for the next meme candidate promising change.
One ministre is currently trying to amend the work code so we can be more flexible, the results so far had been weeks of strikes across the country.
>>68269534
>cu cks
What's the matter? Too much of a coward to even write the word you wanna write? Oh vey, the world trembles before your might, you politically correct reactionary douchenozzle.
>>68269568
Kek yeah im sure he had all his chances with laporte, zouma and lucas hernandez being already better than him and still younger
>>68269575
Who can stop us?
>>68269430
It's actually an implicit admission to social and racial segregation. The deeper meaning conveyed by the team's ethnic composition is that if you're black in France, your best hope to succeed is to entertain the public with your beastly prowess.
>>68269623
Stop replying to his bait you mong.
>>68269546
tu veux pas aller niquer ta mère en lui parlant des attentats? merci l'ami
>>68269637
The Polacks will finally get their revenge
>>68269638
Isn't nationality in France regarded as being rooted more in citizenship rather than in heritage?
>train and metro guys on strike in Paris
>garbage men on strike in Paris, trash literally piling up in all the streets
>airline employees on strike from tomorrow on in all of France
lol
what a disaster
>>68269637
Franz Beckenbauer is the greatest player of all time
there
i said it
>>68269645
I already told you to stop policing, you autistic fuck
>>68269612
he is mad and smug in the same time
>>68269637
>The German John Stones
ENGLAND HAVE DONE IT
>>68267379
GIN
>>68267379
Probably just water. save the booze for when the REAL matches begin tomorrow
>>68269546
On a mis la télé dans le jardin avec le barbecue à côté, et il me semble que le bar du village passe le match. J'imagine mal la police venir pour interdire quoi que se soit.
>>68269458
wow, a page that hasnt been updated since 2012 is your reply. The greece scandal isnt even on there
how slow are you
>>68269619
>a known white supremacist forum
You're wrong. This is a contrarian forum.
Your newfag ass can move to reddit with all those other stormfags or enjoy they accomodated boards specifically for this kind of bait.
>>68269623
Nice strawman mehmet. How many Turks have you let fuck your mother?
>>68269704
>>68269690
He's a national treasure no matter how much people hate on the senile stuff he says nowadays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-tmO6LQPg0
who /hype/ here for a draw?
>>6826737
Red wine
>>68269741
>that pic
You do realise it's our fault that Germany isn't your glorious "aryan" paradise?
>>68269619
>known white supremacist forum
Fuck off back to Voat.
>He hasn't bet on England to win
>>68269678
On paper, yes. In reality, no. If your name isn't Jean-Pierre LeMong you're going to have a tough time. Especially if you're of another religion that isn't christianity or judaism.
>>68269805
I don't want to lose all my money, so no.
>>68267379
Red wine and i might have some extra rakija
getting a hungarian referee for this game is quite obvious rigging
how is this shit acceptable?
>>68269741
>lads forced to die in a pointless war for the eternal spook of nationalism vs. teenage millionaires
>>68269678
Isn't this the same for pretty much every developed nation on earth? Successful countries attract migrants (and need them since women work instead of shitting out babies) so you get a cultural melting pot where ethnicity isn't the main factor in nationality
>>68269805
>he wants to lose money
>>68269678
That's what the law says, and what people believe to a certain extent. But law is always fiction. Of course reality is way more complex. The gap between the two is what's causing a lot of alienation and social anxiety in the country.
>>68269680
You forgot to mention that 1 in 10 people are secret members of ISIS and are planning shitloads of attacks
>>68269770
I can see a penalty given to France here and there, it's an opening game after all.
At the same time I can't help but feel Romania's reputation as a defensive unit is slightly overrated. They were in the weakest group and recently let in 4 against Ukraine.
>no netherlands
won't be nearly as entertaining as the last world cup
>>68269770
I only know Chiriches
>>68269818
>Already beat Germany
>Already beat France
>Spain arrested for being pedos
>Italy nearly called up Borini they're that desperate
>>68269770
>a draw
>draw
Ha!
Haha!
Hhaaaa!
Good one hahahhaah!
Hahahahha nice one ol' chap!
A draw! Jiminy cricket! Hahaha!
Oi mate get a load of this cheeky cunt!
>>68269805
You're the reason why betting companies are making bank this time of year.
>>68269853
kek you're gonna learn your lesson before long, skank
>>68269859
Was £200 up betting last season amigo. Gonna earn even more here
>>68269820
Cause reffs are not 4chan autists, actually they could be even more on the point tonight cause of that.
>>68269741
I'm ethnically German. you're an island monkey manlet fantasizing about belonging to some kind of master race. you're a joke. acquire currency, acquire pussy, acquire self esteem, stop being a depressed narcissist. you're welcome.
>>68269678
Sort of but then you have the problem of insular communities that keep to their own heritage rather than participate in citizenship.
>>68269877
>Germans didn't have fun and party as a teenager
Explains a lot of things
>>68269695
Trust the brits for fucking up comfyness
Trust the krauts for chomping on their bait
You know what I don't give a shit, i've got my cheese and my peanuts (no cornetto sorry australofriend, my teeth hurt)
Whine all you want (on /pol/, preferably), but here people are ready to party and i don't see why i'd change the mood before the game
>>68269853
>this delusion
>pic related is "ralentisseur"
This euro will be another cold shower to remove the delusion epidemic that strikes England every other summer.
>you're from /pol/ if you question that the number of blacks in a European football team
>>68269805
I might put a quid on it just for a laugh
>>68269894
Shut up you boring fuck, just because people don't respond to every shitty /pol/ post you make doesn't mean everybody sucks /pol/ dick
JULES RIMET STILL GLEAMING
Rooting for Romania, desu
How have we managed to shit up the euro thread this badly. and this is without americans goading us. Is there any hope for any of the euro threads?
>>68269914
>wasting your precious teen years harming your body with alcohol, cigarettes when you could be on the pitch training for euro 2016
Lads quick
Courtois and muller or lloris and ronaldo in my dream team?
>>68269970
Same way 90% of threads get derailed these days. Same shitty argument and meme spamming
holy fuck there is not a single comfy thread
>>68269970
Mods just need to permaban /pol/ cucks
>>68269924
It's a spammy shitpost. Everyone knows the same old shit about the French team since 1998. I'm fine for any kind of shitpost in the main thread but this is /comfy/, I know major tournaments attract shitposters but still.
>>68269898
Complete strawman again. Not an arugment etc. I never brought up the master race. I only questioned the number of blacks in the French football team
>>68267379
Blantons gold
Get on my level phams
>>68269970
>being suprised by this
Big events almost always attract shitposters. Maybe during the matches we can have actual comfy hidden threads again.
>>68269546
non c'est faux, c'est une recommandation du ministre, c'est le prefet qui décide ce genre de choses.
can we please just stop mentioning race and skin color
>>68269978
Muller and Lloris
>/sp/ got cucked hard by a investigation that had already found no evidence
>>68269978
Ronaldo will score lots of goals in the group stage then shit the bed.
Müller is a safe bet.
>>68270025
Countries not in Euro16, should be posting in their thread.
>>68267379
Nothing
Just gonna get a early one
>>68269970
Just ignore them
>>68269970
I'm pessimistic. When it comes to sportsbanter, Americans are imho actually better than us. why world cup threads are so comfy
>>68270033
It's TSUUUU's year.
>>68269794
I've never heard of "voat", I don't see why I'd "fuck off back to there". 4chan is the board of Nazi shit. And yes I despise Nazis, but you safe space faggots are pussies.
>>68269940
I'm not the one making the /pol/ posts, I'm just upset with the rampant cuckoldry that some eurocucks are posting, There are plenty of reddit sports boards, we have this one white supremacist bard to discuss sport. Now get with the times
>>68269950
FIFTY YEARS OF HURT
>you now remember Platini scored 9 (nine) goals in a single Euro
>>68270008
>strawman again
>>68270033
Not even sure ronaldo will do well in the group stages, his supporting cast is dire and every tendon and ligament in his knees have eroded to dust
Fave footie chants?
An oldie but a goodie.
>HE'S BIG
>HE'S RED
>HIS FEET STICK OUT OF BED
>PETER CROUCH
>PETER CROUCH
>>68269970
I don't know. I don't think so. I just want to discuss some football with others.
>>68269978
Lloris has an easy group
Courtois is getting exposed.
Pick lloris.
>>68270085
I have a full album of them
>>68269853
>Already beat France
he believes the match played several days after the worse terrorist attack France suffered is relevant, kek
Can Euro 2016s intro be as hype as the 2014 World Cup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP67IM1LX-M
>>68270084
Yeah he looked pretty ded in the later stages of the CL final.
>>68269970
>Any hope
Tbf this is sad but we need to rangeban english posters, this thread is an example of how they throw /pol/ shit in /sp/ discussions, and think they are right to do so.
I'm ashamed to say this but policing might be the key, ban people who don't respect the point of comfy threads pls MODS MODS MODS
>>68269978
Courtois and Penaldo
>>68270056
hey thats a unrelated post
please keep your posts sports related
thanks
>>68270098
>jose mourinho jose mourinho
That's going to be an awkward chant next season.
>you now remember euro 2000
>>68270068
>you safe space faggots
You're just annoying, dipshit. All you're really saying is that you're stinking up the place. So, we agree to agree. Now fuck off back to Voat and get your shoeshine.
>>68270105
C'est pas le seul, sur leur île de consanguins ce match est considéré comme une victoire importante.
>>68270057
No they're not. They're shit and unimaginative. Every thread is flyover, beaner, nigger, "is he elite" etc. Only some threads have good american posters.
>>68270137
Tell me how mentioning how many blacks there are in the French football team means you're from /pol/?
>>68267385
>winning uefa cup
>last resort before retirement
pick one bosnian lover
>>68270155
I cant
first tournament i ca properly remember was 02.Fucking semen
>>68270068
Hey dickhead, when will it finally transpire to you that 4chan isn't Stormfront? 4chan is an amorphous Polynesian basket-weaving forum you cunt, not an exclusively 'white suprematist' safespace for your feminine penis to project your insecurities in.
>>68270155
>you now remember euro 2004 with France vs England game
>>68270155
I can only remmber as far back as 2002. Remember telling my dad i was supporting brazil
So what's the best way to watch ITV without Freeview?
What kind of shitty app, in 2016 no less, doesn't have fucking Chromecast support?
England fans already fighting in Marseille.
I honestly prefer old men drinking tea and families to English lad 'culture'.
Rich wankers and tourists taking selfies all game are preferable to English hooligans.
>>68270212
green street was the worst thing to happen to this country
>tfw less than 3 hours
>>68270205
>mfw Gerrard assist to Henry setting up penalty
>mfw Zidane's penalty and free kick
one of the funniest moments in history
Which one?
>>68270187
because this meme has been used too much and it's not funny anymore when you know every relevant teams in any relevant sports have niggers. It's not 1816, we're in 2016 deal wit that
>>68270212
You can have passion without hooliganism but there's aminority who think it's fun or somehow part of the good old days. There are tonnes of clubs with great, non-touristy fans: prime example leicester. Maybe we should just ban people from leeds leaving the country
>>68270205
Remember watching that game in the pub with my dad when i was about 10.There was this drunk guy in the corner singing 'Ohhh Zidaneee , Ohhhhhh Zindaneee' taking the piss.Then we all know what happened next...
>>68270236
Green street film is responsible for the mls shitfest we've seen.
>>68270253
Bottom right.
>>68270253
Dunkel
>>68270246
one of my favorites games with the 2000' Final.
>>68270261
tbf they probably got attacked by youth gangs
>>68270170
je les deteste ces britt bongs de merde, je me sens beaucoup plus proche des allemands meme si ils nous l'ont mises bien profond 3 fois de suite, eux au moins c'est pas des ptits pds hypocrites.
pls come home
>>68270286
yeah i think they did
Romania will win this Euro, r-right guys?
>>68270253
Not a fan of cider
>>68270253
A U G U S T I N E R
is >de gay in jail already?
>>68270268
I mean you could pick any shitty subculture to breathe life into with an overdramatized film, so why would they pick a potentially violent one
>>68270253
>>68270253
FRANZISKANER HOW IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION
>>68270266
It was a great game.
>that feels when you watch beckham and zizou as a kid
>>68270187
See >>68270007
All of them speak french, live in France and have properly acquired french citizenship. As it's been said, France has assimiled people from their old colonies instead of rejecting them like the brits did
On another tone, who watched the old Euro finals when your team won, here ? Yesterday night they broadcasted the final game of 1984 and 2000 on TF1
It's in 20 mins, right?
Getting an isp range ban on 4chan. Anyone know what's up? Any Irish having problems?
>>68270196
You guys honestly have the entire internet to discuss your shit, idk why you feel the need to come to 4chan. I assume it's because white supremacists bring the best bantz.
>>68270254
That's complete nonsense. Yes, a lot European teams have players with diverse ethnicities but there's perhaps only two ethnic Frenchman in the French side.
>we're in 2016
lol
>>68270310
Of course they will don't worry about it.
>>68270253
Top right
Also tfw no German gf anymore
>>68270286
lmao those poor brits dindu nothing
fk off
It was a fight between 2 guys then it went full riot
>>68270253
pigfucker pls leave
>>68270328
2 hours and 20 minutes
>>68270342
>ethnic frenchman
Considering the borders of France have only been static for the last 60 odd years, what does that even mean?
>>68270288
不要以為我看不懂,摩那秘
>>68270342
Then they should play the game better.
A sport team doesn't have to represent a country's population
>england press conference
>question for rppney
>"You played here against Marseille before for Manchester United, how is that for you?"
>"Sorry, I don't remember playing here"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/9404639.stm
top lol
test
>>68270347
>no german gf anymore
I know that feel bro.
>>68270326
>France has assimiled people from their old colonies
The multicultural project was a great success
>>68270212
This
Its why i prefer holidaying in italy and having to put up with fat arrogant americunts rather than scummy drunk northerners in any other usual holiday destination
>>68270342
>>we're in 2016
>lol
Are you fucking retarded?
>>68270253
Grüner Augst
>>68270342
what if you come from Reunion or Martinique? are you ethnic french?
please enlight me Sadiq
>>68270374
Not only that, but France has seen way too many immigration from other european countries. Northern, eastern and southern french look all different.
I've read people in the south are much smaller due to latin genes
>>68270330
I should add I can't post on the laptop, just only phone and Incognito tabs in chrome.
Literally just logged in to this laptop for the first time ever
Whats the GOAT cooking herb
>>68270196
4chan is mostly unmoderated and you can talk about whatever you want
You "go back to /pol/" types are the ones always demanding a safe space
>>68270288
t-toi aussi
>>68270393
>>68270330
You're probably posting from mobile. Sometimes some shitposter can cause rangebans on isp for mobile carriers. They usually last a couple of days only.
>>68270415
>t. John Oliver
>Match starts at 8:00pm
>In Australia it's 2:00am already
>they've seen it and don't tell who won
>>68270288
Mais dis-donc petit cocu, pourquoi cette aggressivité?
>>68270439
>4chan is mostly unmoderated
lmao
>>68270438
Basil hands down
>>68270438
Basil is well tasty.
Oregano confirmed worst.
>>68270212
Being first and foremost a rugby guy, the difference between your two sets of supporters is night and day.
>>68270438
Basil no doubt, parsley a shit
>>68270438
basilic is based
>>68270415
are you a fucking redditor?
>>68270439
we're literally demanding that not every conversation be a circle-jerk of right-wing politics, even though I think most of us agree with them
it just gets boring
>>68270438
basil
how many bongs to go?
>>68270439
it's not about having a safe-space, it' about having a non-shit space. If people were posting left-wing stuff non-stop I'd still hate seeing it in sports discussion. If you want to be edgy just say you think muller is shit
>>68270438
Basil for tomato related cooking
Dill for potato and fish related cooking
Oregano for bread related cooking
Coriander for soup related cooking
Mint for tea related cooking
>>68270402
Does it ever get any easier? I'm thinking of just moving over there but I hardly know any German
>>68270448
comfy joke
>>68270448
ah, the famous Russian sense of humor. got some Krokodile or iV industry alc?
>>68270438
1. Chives
2. Parsely
3. Dill
.
.
9001. The rest
>>68270460
t'as qu'a demander a tes congénères de merde. Ah ça a bon dos de dire que ça a conquis le monde, mais c'est même pas capable de conquérir la petite France, alors que nous on a mis nos rois sur le trêne d'Angleterre pendant des siècles, alors va bouffer des chibres de pakistanais sale rouquin.
Who /ironguard/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBwIou9nMn4
>>68270448
LOL!
>>68270406
At least for our NT it kinda works
You guys should try it, unless you're so fond of getting shat on during every WC and Euro
Coriander / cilantro has to be the absolute worst herb in existence. No redeeming qualities.
>>68270416
>>68270315
Wish >we would drop Paulaner for Gustl as a sponsor desu. But their Dunkel is great desu.
>>68270347
Spare the feels for late night /sp/ after the game.
>>68270318
Good lad.
>>68270270
>>68270277
Not in the mood for Dunkel today. Maybe tomorrow.
>>68270313
No cider on that image.
>>68270098
Rosemary
>>68270460
Un eternal anglo qui arrive à maitriser la langue de Voltaire?
Eteins ton proxy petit pd.
>>68270448
kek
>>68270439
It's literally about having one thread where we talk about football, food and shit without going full stormfag sperging. If leftist or communists did this shit I'd tell them off too.
>>68270561
And thyme.
I hope our cunts won't play defensively again, it's always the most boring shit possible.
>>68270445
Definitely posting from home Internet on the phone, but can't post on the laptop other than Incognito mode.
Might try another browser and the desktop
>basil plebs
>>68270485
I agree with the sentiment, but people will talk and there isn't anything that can really be done about it
Telling them to go back to /pol/ only riles people up, you may as well just ignore it
>>68270448
kek
I hope Finland wins this year.
>>68270551
It's nice for 75% of people who don't have a faulty gene, quite an interesting quirk of mendelian genetics
>>68270590
>germans thinking they understand cooking
>>68270575
>talking about the number of blacks in the French football team = full stormfag
No live for coriander
Garlic is literally the best ingredient.
This is a fact.
>>68270603
I hope we play you in the final.
>>68270590
>germans in charge of cooking
Enjoy your frozen meals and industrial grade appeljuice.
It failed, again.
We need a new comfy thread I think
>>68270529
Calmes ton sexe ma biche. Au moins dans nôtre pays, on ne se fait pas envahir et attaquer ci facilement par des terroristes bougnoules.
>>68270649
Ehhh it's not too bad.
>>68270612
pic related british cuisine
>>68270374
The Gallo-Romance borders have hardly moved at all since the Early Middle Ages, and it fits with our natural borders.
>>68270421
No. The French are much more homogeneous than people want to believe, and actually miles ahead of some of our neighbors (in particular the Germans and Italians). The only eccentric area is the South West, which has a stronger Neolithic (and proto-Basque) substrate. But genetically the population has pretty much remained unchanged since the Bronze Age, bar the very recent immigration. There are no "Latin" genes in France.
>>68270559
I've never had their Dunkel. But Augustiner (Helles and Edelstoff) are delish.
>tfw you can't get them in supermarkets here
Do you think the german CP poster will be back?
>De Gea isn't sent home
>>68270591
agreed
>>68270649
I'll make one right around when the match starts so most people go to the main thread instead. The reason this thread and the other failed were because they got bumped too fast too early so the mongs who post shit latched onto them.
>germans are still mad after 7-1
>>68270649
There's no point. May as well have the title of the next thread as "the number of blacks in the french team isn't stormfag" edition
>>68270654
Vous avez eu des attaques plus de 10 ans avant nous me la raconte pas fils
SOON I'LL BE 60 YEARS OLD
>>68270585
>group stage
>going all out
pick uno
we did go out in group in 2012 though lel
>>68270673
>french borders have hardly moved since the early middle ages
>>68270649
You have to make them less obvious.
Just put some unrelated stuff in the OP and don't link it here.
>>68270702
they prefer to be called niggers
>>68270254
holy shit where the fuck are you guys coming from
it is definitely summer
>>68270731
She can arrest me anytime.
>>68270666
Pls belzebuth, call back your evil agents who can't talk about food, drinks, footy and proper banter, but find their only satisfaction in triggering people with racial and political questions
>>68270731
look at her calves, she's clearly hiding a big gut when she turns around
>>68270702
why are you so worry about the number of dindus in our team? the number of muslims mayors on your island is more worrying.
>>68270703
Fiston, il y avais seulement 56 morts. Vous vous êtes fait exploser la tronche deux fois de suite comme des nazes.
>>68270731
p-please handcuff me, officer.
Who /EXALIFTIN/ here?
>>68270738
It's a major tournament mate, this is where all the niggers, muzzies and faggots from other boards come to visit.
>>68270561
shit goalkeeper
>>68267411
/History/?
betting for muslim attack desu
Someone make a new thread please, no /pol/ talk allowed
>>68270310
I want a Romania-Hungary final
Also we'll beat these frogs 3-0,ez pz
>>68270695
Alright but don't link it here
>>68270800
>most people here were 6 years old or younger 2010
>>68270654
nan dans ton pays de fils de pute vous préférer les élire et les protéger quand ils violent des petites anglaises pour ne pas les contrarier. Pas étonnant qu'ils veulent tous rejoindre ton île de dégrénées.
>>68270813
It's the religion of peace though.
No one else watching this David Guetta thing
>>68270812
/history/ indeed
Kaiser to Fuhrer?
/pol/ reporting in
Reminder that Germony will win no matter what because we pay the most bills in divegrass business.
>>68270813
#notallmudslimes
>>68270842
Isn't it time to pray to your glorious Tsar Putin?
>>68270827
>people who haven't been on /sp/ legally since the beginning of 2008
fucking kids
>>68270781
I'm not that guy, i was trying to say you can't stop these shitposters infesting any and all threads
There's no such thing as a black Frenchman
>>68270851
Go suffocate on a wall brck you potato.
>>68270885
or a black argentinian
>>68268687
2-1 98
3-2 00
Never forget
>>68270898
#notallpols
>>68270885
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_Dumas
>>68270898
calm down Sören
>>68270830
Je te remercie de les héberger à Calais pour les 50 ans qui suivent
>>68270767
So don't turn her, Ahmed.
>>68270822
il y a un nouvel fil, seulement aller a la catalogue pour se trouver.
si tu comprends le code repondre avec "baguette"
>>68270912
2-2 (5-4)
Never forget
>>68270872
>>68270842
>>68270836
looks perfect for a suicide bomber in that stadium
>>68270951
Lucky fuckers
>>68270851
reporting
russians brits and the french fighting in the streets of marsaille as we speak
>a thread can't be comfy if there are a few racists present
>>68270995
Muslim isn't a race Ahmed
>>68270976
>your 1-1 and 1-2
>not lucky
we literally deserved to win
>>68270930
T'imagines s'ils débarquent tous en même temps? Ca ferait beaucoup de futurs maires et trop de queues à sucer pour ta petite bouche de fragile anglais.
>>68270990
>french
>fighting
>>68270995
t. /pol/kid
>>68270990
based russians kicking isis everywhere they go
which nation?
what time is kick off?
>>68271055
Russian?
>>68271059
about tree fiddy
>>68271059
almost two mamaligas
stream?
*farts*
>>68271059
2 bongs 10 bings
>>68271055
Polish
>>68271010
Dans ce cas, j'irais habiter en france dans le sud, là où tout les anglais achètent des grosses baraques que les pauvres petits frenchies ne peuvent pas se payer dans le propre pays
How far do you lads >your team is going to make it?
Gonna say it's game over at the group stage
>>68269285
>Media talks non-stop about them being the favorites
lel
>>68271055
Got to be Eastern European dressed like that.I'm saying Russian.
>>68271054
>>68271097
>not believing in >us
>>68271097
quarter finals
>>68271111
well your quads are showing the amount of points >we are going to get
>>68271097
really far
away from the tournament
>>68271097
Semifinals
>>68270930
Ah, s'eppe héberger.
>>68270374
it means being white and having a french lastname.
easy.
>>68271170
Romanians pessimistic as always:(
Who's more Roman, France or Romania?
>>68271096
un putain de lâche qui fuit son pays à la première occasion
>>68270068
You are contrarian mate, admit that. 4chan always finds a way to do that. Once the whole issue settles in 10 years or so, when most muslims will shut the fuck up and most controversy will die out (hopefully) 4chan will start being a board of "multiculturality" and "peace"
it never stops
>>68271055
serbian
>>68271097
QF to be honest
>>68271255
Neither.
France = latinised gauls and celts
Romania = latinised dacians and getae
>>68271097
Austra was pretty good in recent years so I believe they go further. Germany is guaranteed grand finals.
>>68270851
Present!
>>68271019
Yes and? Napoleon slept and take a shit in Kremlin, when a russian saw a frenchman they flee like little pussies.
>>68267379
Pomegranate juice
>>68271559
>napoleon
>freanc
>>68271657
>All your kings and queens
>english
>>68271559
Didn't the French end up retreating too?
>>68271304
what will you do when sanmartean nutmeg your midfield pierre?
>>68271693
yes, because there were nuthin to conquer, they flee like pussiez, we bring the big army but there were nobody to fight, they were hiding in caves.
>>68271718
>yes, because there were nuthin to conquer
>we bring the big army
So according to you, France just sent a huge army at Russia for the lolz?
>>68270710
If anything, Romania. They received more veteran settlements. But otherwise, considering the Franks were somewhat of the last stalwart of a figment of Roman Latin civilization in the West after the Goths went down the shitter, we're more Roman in some respects I suppose.
>>68271693
We didn't plan on wintering in Russia, that wasn't part of the logistics. What made it go awry was the winter actually coming earlier than anticipated.
>>68271753
we send a big army to fight, we dindu fought russian were cowards hiding and burning, this is unironically terrorist strategy now.
>>68271787
>What made it go awry was the winter actually coming earlier than anticipated
>Losing a war due to weather
>>68271803
they dindu lost this war, they lost the big army btw, then eternal fellon albion team up with every other european monarchies to barely have a win
>>68271671
>Greatest ever Frenchman
>is Italian
>>68271887
Italy wasn't even a country back then, and if he was "Italian" he would have fought for italian states and not France.
>>68271887
Did they also tell you that Richard coeur de Lion was Chinese?
>>68271887
your national anthem is french song
your devises are wrote in french
your kings were french for centuries
this is what i'm calling cucked, not because a corsican chose to fight and win for France greatness
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