How are you getting comfy, lads? You going to be watching every single match with /sp/?
TONIGHT'S MATCH @ 21:00 CET
FRANCE VS ROMANIA
France bio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PizRGObI6io
Romania bio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syH62UzPzzE
Later this weekend...
Saturday...
Group A:
Albania vs Switzerland 15:00
Group B:
Wales vs Slovakia 18:00
England vs Russia 21:00
Sunday...
Group D:
Turkey vs Croatia 15:00
Group C:
Poland vs Northern Ireland 18:00
Germany vs Ukraine 21:00
I'm rigging this tournment right now
Final is
Spain - Germany
First for the Gypsies
>>68265498
>not even a single repeating digit
Proxy off, Slovakia.
>>68265581
you can read mine with a mirror and it's the same, almost
I placed a bet 3-1 for France
--- Official /sp/ European Player Heritage Ranking ---
I assigned a score to each player of every starting XI in the 2016 Euro Cup, to see which teams have the highest amount of foreign players. Then I took the mean score for each country.
Players were scored according to the following:
>100 - Both parents of the represented team's nationality OR one parent born in another European country
>50 - One parent from the represented country and one non-European parent OR both parents from another European country
>0 - No parents from the represented country, at least one non-European parent.
Without further ado I present the Official /sp/ European Player Heritage Ranking:
> Country - Score
1. Albania - 100
1. Croatia - 100
1. Czech Republic - 100
1. Hungary - 100
1. Iceland - 100
1. Ireland - 100
1. Northern Ireland - 100
1. Poland - 100
1. Romania - 100
1. Slovakia - 100
1. Ukraine - 100
12. Russia - 95.5
13. Italy - 90.9
13. Sweden - 90.9
15. Spain - 86.4
15. Wales - 86.4
17. Austria - 81.8
17. Germany - 81.8
19. Belgium - 77.3
19. England - 77.3
21. Portugal - 63.6
22. Switzerland - 50
23. France - 36.4 (>thirty-six point four)
24. Turkey - 0 (turkroaches are not european)
Thoughts?
>They don't air the opening ceremony here
bravo NOS bravo
Will there be a comfy stream like with the worldcup ?
>>68265640
Didn't read lol
I hope Romania wins tonight.
>>68265674
her mouth looks like a destroyed anus
the only thing worse than niggers are gypsys
GO FRANCE
>>68265640
>Sweden
>rates Albania 100.0
Sven, muslims in general are by default not European
I feel about as nationalistic about our national team than I feel about Bayern Munich.
>>68265667
>we hidden /yfmoc/ now
>>68265723
Now in english please.
>>68265640
albanians are muslims in disguise as well as any other people from slavic countries.
This puts albania, croatia, hungary, romania, slovakia after switzerland
Ukraine is a borderland, literally russians
This make Iceland number one, and that's why I bet on them
>>68265692
That's because nobody wants gypsies :^)
>>68265692
Angela Merkel likes this.
I don't.
I prefer >>68265674
>>68265692
Surely all the Welsh squad could have been eligible to play for England.
>>68265751
Tommy, can you tell me what's the difference between Wales and Turkey? Just... goats =/= sheep or is there more?
>>68265692
apart for Ogbonna and Elsciaraui the others are italians from italian parents and grandfathers
this is fucked up
These are going to be the greatest euros ever. The amount of banter, hoologanism, terrorism, and meme magic before the tournament even started is already higher than Brazil pre 7-1. Hyped as fuck and hope I don't get bombed while watching the game today
Dubs means bombs
When's opening ceremony shenanigans?
Should I try and find some place to watch the match or sit at home and banter with /sp/?
>>68265793
Reroll
>>68265779
I mean, it even starts with Niggers vs Gypsies, this could be so funny!
Have fun, bros, and pls don't steal my car radio while I'm watching the match
>>68265766
Wales is basically exactly the same as Yorkshire but with a different accent and flag.
>>68265795
i think 6 or 8 PM
>>68265833
wtf is a Yorkshire? I just know >pic related which is called after Yorkshire
>>68265831
Don't worry, your car will be blown up before any of us comes near it.
>>68265713
>be raised tolerant german
>gypsy woman starts coming
>father gives gypsy woman money
>gypsy starts coming more often
>brings little gifts to bait us
>asks my father to pay her car insurance, luckily he grows balls and say no
>camera at the door, stop opening to gypsy woman
>gypsy starts standing out of the camera's point of view in order to trick us to open
>stop opening to strangers who do not stand in pov
>strange number starts calling
>hello, this is gypsy woman
>pretends to be someone else and says her name is "Ernst" but she isn't that serious harhar
>hang up
>gyspy woman rings the door ten times a day like ten minutes at a time until she pisses off, hear her curse in the distance
>gypsy woman now calls with a blocked number
>gypsy woman goes through neighbours house and rings at our main door directly
>get told to fuck off and never do it again
>gypsy woman goes to neighbour and calls us with his number
>fuck off
>says she thought somebody was at home because one window was open and now it's closed
>click
>see gypsy woman in the distance standing there barefoot
>another gypsy woman stand out of POV
>don't open
I wish we had liberal firearm and stand your ground laws.
>>68265778
technically motta too
>>68265823
in case a miracle happens and we win you're going to miss the chance to shitpost the mad frogs, so i'd stay at home
Dubs and today's match gets cancelled
>>68265894
Why didn't you literally call the police?
Dubs and brexit happens
>>68265882
I have to get into the city centre by foot to roit against goatfuckers anyways since I'm not allowed to drive drunken because >Recht und Ordnung, so I guess that's fine.
Should I replace De Gea in my fantasy team with another GK?
>>68265640
Häng dig själv.
Inge skit i comfy-trådar.
>>68265926
Believe me, the police won't do anything about it and besides that you be fucking with another 1000 gypsies. I advise anyone to not give them money in the first place. Don't give them information either.
Nobody gave her the number btw. , but still.
>>68265657
>tfw in the UK the entire World Cup and Euro's legally have to be free to watch
>>68265894
>asks my father to pay her car insurance, luckily he grows balls and say no
>>68265955
>tf
>tp
lmao
>>68265894
how the fuck did she find out where you live?
gypsies are sneakier than I thought
>>68265862
Yorkshire is the greatest place on earth m8.
>>68265972
>I advise anyone to not give them money in the first place
congrats, you found their kryptonite
>>68265902
>implying I'd be mad if you beat this african team tonight
I'm actually rooting for Romania.
>>68265692
>if youre romanian but also have the slightest hint of another nationality, take the other
lol
>want to talk about the Euro2016 on /int/
>instant /pol/tier replies, muslims, refugees, immigrants and PoC in NT, hooligans, etc.
>want to talk about the Euro2016 on /sp/
>same shit today
Let's keep this one thread comfy at least, aye ?
Who do you feel is gonna MVP this first game, boys ?
>>68265640
>turkroaches
But I loved you Sweden. I guess it is one sided.
I kinda agree tho, except several cities, most of Turkey is far from being European. I wouldn't even set foot on half of my own country.
>>68265894
>asks my father to pay her car insurance, luckily he grows balls and say no
luckily? what kind of cuck town are you from?
>>68266027
Mah boy griezmann
>>68266027
I guess France wins, so either Nbonga or Abdullah
>>68266034
Everybody hates you.
>>68266034
Turks are human. Not roaches.
>>68265995
I'm not trying to use hate speech, but I reckon they are little like rats. They have scouts who run ahead and ring doors and see where stuff isn't nailed down.
Rats can be wonderful creatures. But seriously, she must be ringing doors all day in an area bigger thanr 50km2
>>68265999
I suppose we Germans will need to relearn things the hard way.
>>68266027
>not expecting /pol/ comments in every euro thread
also pic related, he'll definitely score a brace
>>68266027
>PoC
no wonder they called you cuck
>>68265995
Fun fact: Count Dracula did send gypsies behind enemy lines to gather intel, steal, and create chaos.
>>68266064
No, they are not. They may perhaps be something else than roaches, but definately something less than humans
>be me
>worked hard the whole year to spare some money
>decide to buy tickets for euro 2016 but they are all sold out
>decide to buy them unofficial from a Maghrebi touts I met in Marseille
>finally it's the day
>France - Romania
>45'
>bombs explodes
>everybody looks at Pogba
>he does this
>>68266099
LMAO
g-go neighbors
>>68266042
A town that had a majority of white people with money and very few gypsies. We're like German Dodos I suppose. Evolution made us weak because there were no natural predators.
BREAKING: De Gea sent home from Spain Euro squad.
yeeees
>>68266097
*Heil
>>68266141
bullshit
I had a dream tonight about winning tickets for every game through some lottery.
The dream also featured the opening match ending 6-7 to Romania.
>mfw
>>68266141
http://112.international/sport/euro-2016-microsoft-figures-out-championship-winner-5765.html
>>68266150
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/1262770/david-de-gea-sent-home-from-spains-squad-for-euro-2016-say-reports/?CMP=spklr-_-Editorial-_-TWITTER-_-TheSunFootball-_-20160610-_-Football-_-490153307-_-Imageandlink
>>68266117
thanks ;_;
>>68266176
>Le Soleil
>>68266098
Stop dehumanizing people, you only create a bad mood for everyone. It's a comfy thread meant for football discussions. Why can't you grow up and realise there are limits to bad behaviour? You have tons of containment threads and boards where you are free to spout your bullshit to others who want to do that. Go and post your /intpol/ bullshit in other threads and leave the comfy thread for its purpose, comfy discussion.
>>68266176
>il sole
Last digit of my post is how many France win by
>>68266215
Sweden yes! Can I be your friend?
>>68266176
>the sun
nah senpai
So does this mean >De gay is not gay after all???
What time exactly does the opening ceremony start?
Literally the only reason I am watching is to see if there will be boombooms
>>68266215
>Why can't you grow up and realise there are limits to bad behaviour?
Isn't that the point?
>tfw feel like I a snack for every match
I'm gonna be fat as fuck by the end of this euro
>>68266245
even the terrorists will want to avoid that boredom
>>68266098
Wow I heard turks living in germany were bad, but didn't think they were bad enough to make you this mad. Don't worry, no one likes german turks here too, just chill.
>>68266215
kys
>>68266215
Sweden YES!
>>68266215
Sweden
Yes
>>68266234
He's right tho. I'm fucking tired of the
>country
>white
>bombs
>niggers
>sandniggers
>team x is full of immigrants you guys!!
It's fucking football man, should go to /pol/ instead.
>>68266215
>Sweden
>Yes
Btw your gf wants me to tell you she stays the whole weekend until Germany plays and also the night after this. I know you're okay with this, just wanted to tell you.
>>68266265
Haha I know, I was in Istanbul last year and they were really ashamed kek
>>68266265
hello komşu
pls don't win the euro, it's the only thing we can boast over you at this point
>>68266215
Hainz BTFO
Go Sven, you tell them obnoxious, little brats they're assholes.
>>68266245
Man I really don't want that to happen. Apart from people dying, everyone will start talking about it, there will be chaos and matches will be ruined. I just want to watch some good matchups, or see Ronaldo crying, either will do.
>>68266261
When does it start maynnnmn
>>68266215
I bet you talk to your cat and give her language courses and "how to mastrubate correctly" lectures.
David De Gea is a nonce apparently
>>68266337
>foodball
>good
No, it doesn't work like that
When does it start?
>>68266215
it's a really good bait, m8 you deserve this reply for your effort
Ireland 2nd civil war if North Ireland and Ireland somehow manage to play each other?
>>68266298
You have to learn how to handle the bantz
>>68266215
get a load of this cuck
So anti-immigration posters would you want a goal scored by an immigrant to not count or are you perfectly happy to call them your countryman when they help you win games?
>>68266378
That would mean neither sweden nor belgium passed the group
Reminder not to talk to german flag posters in english because they are americans in military bases.
lads, why is every manchester player some kind of sexual deviant?
Adam Johnson
Ched Evans
De Gea
Januzaj
Serial cheater Anthony Martial
Swear like every United player has been implicated in a sex scandal at some point
>>68266318
Don't wory I don't think we will win. We can at best see quarter finals with some lucky goals but Turkey is never consistent. Zero discipline. We have some good players but there are still some people believing that God will carry us to victory. Yea, unless he himself comes down to score some goals, I don't think anything impressive will happen.
>>68266394
If we play against England and our black guy scores a goal and one of their black guys scores one in return, it 0-0 in my book. Or 2-0. Don't know for whom though.
>>68266215
>Sweden
>[ ] No
>[x] Yes
>>68266176
>Die Sonne
>>68266394
>Look at me I'm a Nigger
>first game is at 4 30 am
not comfy
probably will not watch
Tournaments with watchable times are comfy
>>68265692
>>68265640
>all this massive country destroying immigration to Sweden
>we only got 1 (one) good player out of it
>>68266394
I dislike cats but I don't complain when they catch rats.
>>68266215
Captain Sweden to the rescue.
>>68266404
Sweden is carried by Ibra and Belgium is on such Meme levels of dark horse hype they could crit fail
>>68266298
If your sick about it then do something about it and protest against the shit skins coming in befor it's too late
>>68266394
Only if he rejects his heritage and embrace the new country
>>68266408
Look over there!
Sven can't handle the banter!
Look over there and laugh!
>>68266394
I would want only europeans in French team. Not that I even watch football.
>>68266394
>invading every Brit/pol/ thread
>now invading my /sp/ threads
I swear to god South Africa, I will come for you if you don't stop
Predict a Euro meme:
>unexpected team gets through to second round
>they are gonna do a Leicester xD
>>68266465
No the goal will still count either way even if he's secretly fucking ISIS
>>68266484
What are you going to do? Bring them more tea and cricket?
Do real french even care about their African national team?
>>68266506
It's your Queen's birthday. Show some respect Canada.
>>68266215
This
>>68266256
What we re saying is: not every thread has to feature these discussions. I'm sure you'll find plenty other threads in this board and in others to complain about the gypsies situation and stuff. We know the issue, we don't all disagree, but for fuck's sake let us talk about the games and the football.
Go kick a beggar if you want but your shit has nothing to d with comfyness.
Some stats for those who like numbers:
It's been 8 years since France has competed against Romania in football, and it was the opening game (boring, 0-0) of Euro 2006.
Romania hasn't defeated >us since 1972 (0-2). Since them, >we either won or tied the 10 games against them.
>>68266484
Try it nigga
>>68266531
Just die out already. Get it done.
>tfw no longer a comfy thread
>>68266531
Literally the most pathetic nationality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU
>>68266518
Do you even care about our juggo-assyrian team?
What time is kick off lads?
>>68266484
So now you stopped liking migrants? Because they invade your threads?
>16hs
France v Belgium
>20hs
Chile v Bolivia
>22:30hs
Argentina v Panamacri
wew lads, goat schedule for me
>>68266556
Less and less by they day.
The team is still like 90% Swedish.
>>68266526
I think the opening game will be a borefest draw unless Romania scores an early goal by some luck.
Or
France will win 1-0 with a reffball at 80+
>>68266577
Begå självmord nu så slipper du se vad som händer sen. Ingen bryr sig om dig ändå.
>>68266575
Don't you have some islands to cry over Argentina?
will there be sticky?
>>68266522
>Implying that the last decade of pseudo-monarchs represents anything close to a legitimate authority in the free state of beavers and monopoly money.
y/n
>>68266598
Varför den här ilskan?
Horunge.
God speed gypsies
I hope this tournament will be great for Sweden and Eastern Europe. Normally I'd cheer for Italy too but fuck that retard Conte.
>>68266602
>comfy thread
>sticky
people have misunderstood the concept of a comfy thread. Summer /sp/ is real.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445264
>>68266553
Europe isn't comfy anymore. It just reflects on the thread. Why would I even want to take interest in football when islam kills and rapes europeans ? I'm just very scared there are other innocent people killed in a potential terrorist attack.
Holding Euro in France is fucking stupid, it just puts shitload of lives in danger. It should have rather been held in Poland or something at this point.
>>68266609
>Spain
>England
>Lelgium
>>68266601
watch those edges son
>>68266498
>team a beats team b 5-0
>5-0 is then spammed for the next two or so years
>>68266612
>Horunge
Döda dig själv nu, Bahtisar Shahzadeh. Jag ser igenom dina brev din nybög. Begå självmord nu.
>>68266609
why the FUCK are austria above non-meme teams like Italy and Portugal?
Austria are the new "le classy dark horse" who will get pumped 4-0 in the second round by any half decent side
>>68266553
>tfw yet another containment thread
>>68266609
>rating England
>rating Austria
>rating Switzerland
>rating Slovakia
>rating Wales
>rating Roachey
Are you even trying?
>>68266629
I think it should be held in a country that would really benefit from erecting new stadiums and whatnot, such as Italy.
>>68266609
where's Iceland?
There isn't any chance England can play Poland is there?
Too many rowdy Polish at work desu
pic unrelated, high test only
France 1-2 Romania.
Screencp this.
This is suppose to be comfy thread, right?
>>68266649
Mm aa haha, du kan gå och skjuta dig själv.
Mfw all these sweet children of summer still think nations are delineated by blood.
>>68266728
>kermit's bunghole trying to understand divegrass
>>68266629
tbf there was no real fear of terrorist attacks when france won the bid
sure it seems like a dangerous idea in hindsight but no one expected shit would get this real in france what with the charlie hebdo and paris attacks
imagine if turkey had won the bid instead of france, it'd be likely that the euro would be cancelled from fears
>>68266675
Euros in Hungary would be nice.
I see some slogan like
>one continent
>one faith
kek
Euros without this comfy >everything is okay and subhumans are so great :) would be sooo great and honest at least
>>68266215
Thank you Captain Sweden
>>68266430
>Germany v England
>two black players score
>and that's 2-0 to the Congo
>>68266675
But that applied to France as well. 90% of their stadiums were fucking shit before, now they have decent ones in Nice, Lille, Lyon etc.
>people trying to separate football from politics
>when our whole continent is going through a massive change
Good luck.
>one post every 22 seconds
This is comfy thread, fast discussion out pls.
>>68266609
Portugal will make the semis
Belgium wont leave their group
>>68266761
kek
>>68266754
I still don't think it's right. Putting live in danger knowingly seems irresponsible to me.
>>68266629
>I'm just very scared
Stop being a pussy faggot. Your country is responsible for this shit because its saudi style secular fundamentalism and marginalisation of youth from that background. Actions have consequences and now you have to live with them, end of story.
RIP i pieces, you will be thoroughly not missed by the rest of Europe.
Match tonight will finish 0-0
awri
>>68266753
This France team is extremely overrated you silly britbong and their premature crash is going to be beautiful.
>>68265657
Studio France is on during the opening ceremony, so they'll probably show it
>>68266728
I can see France flopping desu
>>68266629
>I'm ruining a good thread on /sp/ because I'm scared for my and my family's life
Yeah well you can fuck off.
>>68266881
Literally who
>>68266881
>having a rat in defense
Is his first name by chance French?
>>68266890
I'm not scared for my life of the life of my familly. I live in the countryside, there are no muslims wherre I live. I just don't want europeanss to die because of some retarded game with high terrorist threat.
>>68265692
Thanks Gebre-Selassie, you useless fucking nigger.
>>68266828
but uefa needs MORE. MONEY.
>>68266484
fuck off you little mite
>>68265498
Can't wait for this
>>68266881
They will play extremely defensive and rape France on the counter.
>>68266940
Maybe France should get a competent intelligence service then.
>thread quickly becomes /pol/
>>68266787
football got nothing to do with politics unless someone is shooting rockets to stadium. people are so fed with non stop "information" spamming through their brains by media that everyone is relating everything to politics.
>>68266629
Just face the reality. This is the new Europe.
>>68266955
And I hope they'll answer in front of justice if something ever happens during this euro. UEFA, French Football Federation, the government. They'd be all guilty.
>>68266992
I don't think even the best intelligence services can watch the 15 millions or so muslim living in France.
>>68266992
Have you forgotten 7/7?
>>68266978
now where have i seen that before
>>68266836
>>68267007
>sweden
>no
Pick one
>>68267029
You mean the thing that happened once, 11 years ago? And has never happened again since?
>>68266996
>football got nothing to do with politics
It's hard to ignore it, when one of the biggest topic in politics in Europe right now is immigration and you see things like this
>>68265640
>>68265692
>>68266881
This is really sad, I want to believe though
>>68266996
Football has a lot to do with politics actually. I do agree that fear mongering 24/7 is pointless though. They should've picked different country instead of bitching about it now.
>>68267007
Sucks to be you
>>68266977
Calm down hue and also 71 get.
I like Romania but it will be 4:0 for France.
Payet a BUST. Didn't even make the England squad. TRASH
Who will be the dark horse of this Euros lads ?
Mine is Poland/Croatia.
>>68267192
Agreed on Poland.
I've got fifty quid on them.
>>68267192
Mine is Sweden.
>>68267192
>Croatia
our manager is a guy who repaired CRT TVs for a living
Wouldnt be surprised if we dont make it out of groups
Who you got in work sweepstake lads?
Happy with Poland.
>>68267192
Ireland!
>>68267057
it's not hard to ignore honestly, it's just sports for fuck sake. it's not a special forces competition or some tournament that politicians fencing in a pit.
>>68267058
>They should've picked different country instead of bitching about it now.
agreed with that, but it can't be changed right now. all we can do is watch some games, cheer for our fav team, or meme for 90 minutes and go back to our lifes. it's not that hard.
comfy thread for football discussion
>>68267012
newcomers to football welcome too (read americans)
1:0 in favour of France. It will be bad, but we will think it's the best thing ever anyways because it's football after all and it finally starts again
Does Romania stand a chance?
>>68266058
This shit made me kek, thanks Germany.
>>68267237
>Sheep
Should've had Wales
>>68267237
>Jones
Is this banter or do you live in Wales?
This thread is very uncomfy
>>68266027
>PoC
what's up with that De Gea story ? making a fiesta with some whores is illegal in Spain ?
>>68267352
> Hamlet of Spain
> Criminalize national life style
>>68267219
>Sweden
Glorious Swedenistan is gonna win it inshallah.
>>68267247
>Ireland
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
>>68267231
Managers don't matter that much in international football.
>>68267331
Bantz, the one Welsh guy 'picked' England and the one guy who hates Wales 'picked' them. He'll find out who he picked on Monday.
What's the shittiest position in your team? Croatia is eternaly damned on left-back position.
>Strinić
>Lovren is good but knows to fuck up , better than Strinić and still not playing on this Euro
wew
>>68267399
our DE-FENCE
*clap clap clap*
>>68267399
implying it's not our fans.
I've bet 50€ with my friends that there'll be a Za Dom Spremni "scandal" during the Euros
>>68267399
our centre backs are horrible
>>68267237
How much can you win?
How much will England embarrass us on Saturday lads?
/sp/ we have a mission
>>68267380
>>68267380
>>68267380
Fun fact : none of the companies organizing this event will pay taxes. 0 euros taxes for UEFA and all its affiliated companies (even the French ones).
I think I know which team will win already (France). Dictator François Hollande bought the cup so it makes people in France think a bit less about all the problems we have.
>>68267399
Manager, he is probably the worst manager in the Euros.
>>68267500
This was also the reason why we performed so poorly, ran out of money
>>68267474
Yeah, that's also shit, for christs sake there are bunch of fucking songs they could sing but it's better to fuck up your team...But they are doing that intentionaly (at least they says that) to fuck up our football association cause of Zdravko Mamić. But i doubt that, they are just overly nationalistic monkeys
>>68267399
Also left-back. Rybus was meh tier on defensive, but at least he doing nice job when coming to attack, but after his injury we don't have anyone who can play at good level here. Second centre back is also an issue, because we have only Glik.
Is France - Romania the most uninteresting fixture of the whole tournament? I believe it is.
Not watching that one.
hi
>>68267538
I seriously doubt your can be bad as Čačić really. Just look at his references hAHHAHAHAHAHA. Dinamo Zagreb is the best club he managed, and not for long. It's so sad i could cry. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ante_%C4%8Ca%C4%8Di%C4%87
French team? ...hahahaaaa
>>68267495
23 squid
As embarrassed as usual. First half good, throw it away in the second.
>>68267629
FUCK OFF
>>68267644
That's pretty white for France
>>68267629
Hi Sanchez, sup
>>68267644
at least non of them has to rape a girl to have sex
I'm not even excited tbqh. I'd like to be, but I just can't.
I don't give a fuck about the NT and besides that I'm working tonight, so I'll miss the second half.
>>68267644
Here is this year's team.
>I'm supposed to support this
>>68267774
Jesus fucking christ lmao, these are the niggest
>>68267774
>Griezmann
Fucking cunt, all you had to do was score that damn penalty.
>>68267644
> Conquer a continent
> Its natives are shit at sports
Hernan Cortés ruined futbol.
>>68267774
>skin colour determines nationality
>>68267774
RIP Varane
RIP Sakho
RIP Lass
F
>>68267774
Even Evra is outblacked
>>68267774
Uganda national team
>>68267774
Patrice Evra was my favorite player in 2009 PES 2bh. And now he's shit.
>>68267821
biology does, yeah
>>68267644
LOL
>>68267869
Uganda is whiter
>>68267774
This is shopped, right? They aren't literally cauldron black, right?
>>68267911
>tfw it hits you your country is fucked
Please, beat us 7-0.
>>68267399
>DEFENCEclapclapclap
Old af.
>>68267774
support this. Only pure european team left
>>68267952
Too bad we will still get our ass kicked :)
>>68267952
stop spamming this pic everywhere gypsy, everybody saw it already
>>68267952
>No of players who could play for another country
Doesn't mean all of them are not European just that they could play for another team. So many Welsh guys could probably play for England for example, doesn't make them non-white.
desu
>>68267821
It doesn't, but you're delusional if you think that most of them wouldn't pick different national team if it was stronger.
>>68267500
same with putin aka huilo
>>68267774
>and I'm making fun of austria for having one black guy and a few slavs
>>68267823
Ahahahahaaaa...
Footy noob here; does Romainia have a snowball's chance in hell of beating France?
>>68268003
everybody doesn't spend the whole day here. Here's a newer picture
>>68268107
Impossible is nothing
>>68268107
Beating? probably not Scoreless draw? Very high
>>68268107
everyone involved is rigging it.
France losing this game today would lead to riots, cars would burn
>>68268107
It's no impossible but I think every Frenchman has already accepted victory.
>>68268111
ours braves black mens are still better than a squad full of ppl with ottoman muslim descent
>>68268069
t. Hohol gasterbeiter in Russia
when the seagulls
>>68267639
He got fired from Maribor too. But he was ameazing here. We played out best football with him as a coach.
>>68268026
Every England player was born on the British Isles.
>>68268215
Why he got fired than? lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRz8tPX-gbA
it was a great game guys, we did our best
>>68267952
>another country
>bosnia
could, but they wouldn't in a million years. bosniaks are literally rooting for turkey everytime.
>>68268256
>PES
I know better than many how crap the AI is.
Can't wait for our African team to cuck "white Europe".
>>68268265
not me
>>68268250
Zahović wanted someone else. Jurčić was great too. And he was fired too lel. Both played attacking football with a high defensive line. We did concede many goals but we also scored a lot of them. With Jurčić we had some 5-6 games where we won 6-0
>>68268249
> Build on empire on which the sun never sets
> Lose it
> Can't even win in your own sports
> Can't fill you team with the best the empire can provide
> Left with local inbred poached from the nearest pub
Post Yfw Brexit is followed by English victory over the Krauts
>>68268286
they're playing rom gyppos, albanian musllims and albanian muslims
not much chance to play white europe
>>68268316
That phrase is the Great Spanish Empire
>>68265498
I will go bed early and watch nba finals.. Euro will be trash
>>68267192
>there is actually internet in Bangladesh
Well well
Of all nationalities on the world, they picked a hungarian referee.
>>68268390
Pack it up boys, there's nothing to see anymore.
>>68268313
They were shit here in Dinamo, only one good we had was Vahid Halilhodžić (He made a great fucking team of Algeria), and he's really good, but he couldn't bare gangsta bullshit from Zdravko Mamić when he was entering their locker room every other game to impose his will and he BTFO from Dinamo. Also we had a chance to put him in charge of national team and we also fucked up. As it seems, Bilić was pretty good but Croats are cancer and they didn't liked him either when he was in charge, later we realized that he was good but it was too late then.
>>68268386
Hello Mohammed
>When you're so volkish your Chi Rho and Heathen and the same same time.
HILLSBOROUGH: WHY THE DISASTER AND THE 27-YEAR COVER-UP SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN OUR SCHOOLS
>http://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2016/06/hillsborough-why-the-disaster-and-the-27-year-cover-up-should-be-taught-in-our-schools/
yfw britbongs will have to learn about muh 97
>>68268390
Protip : the cup has been bought. This is not a coincidence at all.
See >>68267500
>>68268297
But your name is Tomislav.
>>68268390
Do you both hate each other?
>>68265692
This must be wrong as I'm pretty any of Northern Ireland's players could play for the Republic and vice versa
>all these generals
stop it
>France
It's a disgrace. An absolute disgrace.
2-1 for Romania.
Supporting Romania, I love French people but the team is disgusting. Based orthodox and I have been to Sigisoara and it was beautiful, Bucharest is nice too. Good luck, ceausescu
>>68268249
razza sterling was born in jamaica
>>68268390
Reverse Trianon 2bh
>>68268624
Calm down autist.
POLICE SAY THEY HAVE FOUND NO EVIDENCE
DE GEA IN THE CLEAR
[4 mins ago]
>>68268635
>based Pogba, Giroud, Griezmann, Martial and Payet
>disgusting team
Why Nigel?
>>68268660
Are you the same guy who posts on /heem/ ? I am.
>>68268545
Yeah.
Old clay issues.
>>68265640
>ALBANIA
I will hopefully win Romania ...
Who will be Germany's starting fullbacks?
>>68268635
lol, there is no problem, friend, I support romania for the same reason.
>>68268624
Looks like a run off the mill English supporter to me.
>>68268690
>Pogba
Decent 7/10, but a highlight reel player. Inconsistent and unreliable as they come. A typical meme player.
>Giroud
Lmao. Arsenal have been desperate for years to replace him with literally anyone.
>Griezmann
Flashes of world class brilliance, still not a top level player though. The potential is there but questions still surround him.
>Martial
See above
>Payet
Ultimate meme player. Great free-kick taker though.
>tfw I will be in the stadium with groups of friend and enjoy the match
>tfw /sp/ will stand by and anonymously spout racist remarks from behind their monitor.
feels fucking good man, enjoy bitching about nigger or muslim /sp/
Check my digits. Romania wins. Thank you
>>68268885
Aww man, thanks for trying though.
>>68268825
And you support fucking Romania? We all know that because of "muh white" Nigel, if you want to be like this, go on.
Just spent 5 hours cleaning up the house and the garden, great time killer. My tired body is so fucking ready.
>>68268885
So close yet so far.
>>68268885
check these digits tho
>>68268961
Must be a huge house
I'll be at the Fanzone, sweating.
Can't watch those games at home with friends and cold beer, oh no.
It has to be where everybody and their mum goes, that sells warm piss for 6.5e a glass
win romania
>>68265498
any stream guides? from british tv preferably?
IIRC in 2014 british channels were streaming everything live for free in 1080p at their site without any registration or other bullshit, all you had to do was to install some chrome based proxy addon, set your location to London and 'verify' by entering postal code (or something) upon opening the stream.
Anything similar this time?
>>68265498
anyone else noticed that the romanian flag is just the french flag after someone pees on it?
food for thought
>>68269219
Damn, really made me think
>>68269219
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad
>>68269274
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68269212
>stream
How about television?
>>68269257
>two bangladeshis
lel
>>68268784
I mostly support the underdogs, including Romania. It's funny to watch your countrymen cry and call people raycissts because they don't want France to win.
>>68269274
Romania's blue is a difference variation (lighter)
>>68269302
>How about television?
there's nothing worse than austrian football commentators
>>68269410
Drago Ćosić GOAT
>>68269302
>How about television?
i refuse to watch sport events in Polish
even if i mute this crap it won't help me much since our transmissions are either behind a paywall or limited to "most important"/national team's games.
>>68268316
great gif kek
mad respect to Engerlund fans for managing to get v& before the tournament even started
>one sided opening match
>>68269504
The cunts who follow England are scum m8, half of the old lot have to give in their passports whenever England play away now.
Bunch of dickhead Millwall, Luton etc fans who use England as an excuse to fight and be cunts in foreign countries
>>68269582
>>68269582
>Reddit ch
>>68269582
>Reddit.ch
>>68269274
Fucking normies
>>68269508
Last time when I watched France in the opening match of the tournament, everyone also called it "one sided match".
>>68269689
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacy
>>68269767
her mum has got it going on though 2bh lads
>>68267249
>>68266996
multiple boards' topics will inevitably overlap, also it's not like it's 100% politics and 0% sports.
It's like claiming that you can't discuss Top Gear on /tv/ because it belongs in /o/. I understand you don't like politics being discussed here but don't force it on others.
>>68269582
>brits = ledditors
lel im not surprised
>>68269809
literally muh dick
>tfw you will never have a threesome with stacy and her mom
>>68269851
>lel
You are just as dumb as redditors.
>>68269968
>coming here only to post that
thank you mad shut in german
Eating toast in bed, wish me luck lads
>>68270052
7-1
>tfw two QTs come to your door saying their car's overheated and can you give them some water
>give them jug of water
>they never return the jug
FUCKING WHORES I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN IT TO YOU YOU FUCKING EVIL CUNTS
So whats the deal with this Euro Tourny? Is it every 4 years like the Olympics?
Is ESPN showing the opening ceremony or nah?
Idgaf about soccer. I just like big spectacles
>>68271843
yes, it's every 4 years like the world cup
>>68271868
wait for the big spectacle of ISIS blowing up stadiums on live TV
If this tournament has more teams playing than ever before, where are they "getting rid" of the "extra" teams before the round of 16 and quarter finals etc.?
how memey will the openings ceremony be?
by diverting the attention from this thread to other threads we have now a comfy thread finally.
>>68271930
if you saw security measures, you would know nuthin gunna happen.
>>68271942
lcim level
>>68271942
sorry netherlands but you are not allowed in the euro threads, you didn't make the cut. See you in a few weeks
>>68271987
pls no bully
>>68271967
m8 there's going to be too many muslims for any security to stop all of the attacks
>>68271987
>you didn't make the cut.
cheeky
>>68271987
we need individual UK country flags so Scotfags can be bullied out of Euro16 threads also
Bet France to win the Tourny and a cheeky £3 on Croatia
>>68272022
they stopped the terrorist in stade de france in last novembre when there were no particullary security measures. Now there is tons of security checkpoint to reach the fan zones or stadiums, it's literally impossible a terrorist bomb on live match.
Dubs and Italy wins tournament
>>68272102
Trips and Italy wins he tournament AND the world cup 2018
>>68267237
>Joan Jones
Fuck off
Dopiero zamówiłem Polsat 2 i 3. Za ile mi się to włączy? Mam Orange
>>68272131
Single and Netherlands doesn't qualify for World cup 2018
Can Romania beat Africa?
>>68272102
>>68272131
Canada never wins the stanley cup again. Check em
lineups when?
>>68271987
I don't think you are spanish. You see, "netherlands" or holland as it is actually called is just a social and political construct made up by the french and spanish as a buffert against Germany and south american countries where germans fled.
If you take their flag and rotate it and compress it you see it's just a french flag. "Dutch" is just french and spanish marking it as for "the deutsch".
So do I just root based on my ancestry or something?
>>68265498
I'm not here to root for anybody, I just want that favourites get rekt
>>68272187
Actually, Britcuck, basically all teams in the NHL are all majority Canadian
>>68272186
Drew 1-1 with Congo desu.
>>68272223
They're not though
>Check roster for French national team
>All Obongas and Khaleds
>RIP France
>>68272216
Bandwagon the teams playing the most exciting football. There's no need to be disappointed by Ireland when you live 1000 miles away
Albania will win the EURO.
Save this post.
Dubs decides who wins opening match
>>68272262
Brexit won't happen bruv
>>68272272
I'm not Irish tho
>>68272269
Blame France 98, as soon as they won that they started importing packet rasheeds from former colonies
>>68272280
Draculas
>>68272303
Changing the subject doesn't change what I said
>>68272312
Just generally saying there's no need to be disappointed following your ancestral team, just follow the best ones
>>68272316
Too bad for Italy, they could have had a full-Italian team this year since Balotelli got kicked out but they added an African defender.
>tfw I won't witness the match on /sp/
will romania be a new meme after tonight?
also if fucking isis causes euro suspended, i'll join the assad army to kill all fuckers
let's try to have fun together tonight, I just fucking broke up with my gf.
>yfw cheeky Iceland wins da yuros
>>68272380
Nobody gives a shit you wanna be spaghetti eating fuck
>>68272280
not us
>>68272384
You still have your left one
>>68272384
She cheat on you with Chad, lad? Welcome to the club.
>>68272417
I fucking wish it was that easy
>>68272405
Fuck you bitch go eat some potatoes you track suit wearing bitch how bout you go suck on russian cock bitch
where can I watch all matches online? any comfy youtube streams will be available?
>>68272424
No didn't get cucked fortunately
>>68272368
My ancestry is from a bunch of countries. Which of these teams is the best?
England
Germany
Czech Republic
Slovakia
Russia
>>68272316
*pacey
>>68272480
Czechia since Germany and England are for bandwagoners and Slovakia and Russia are shit
>>68272480
ENGERLERND
>>68272452
You know how slavs do. I got them Pumas too
>>68272424
>Chad
fuck off yank
>>68272521
Kurwa
>>68272424
T.cuckold
>>68272480
Germany are comfortably the best; closest to a plucky outsider to go all the way is Slovakia. Shame you haven't got Spanish or French ancestry
>>68272523
I'm a northerner born and bred m8
>>68272480
>muh herritage
>>68272469
You can never be 100% sure, I broke up with my gf cos she became distant, she swore on her life that she didn't cheat on me, and six months later one of her friends told me that she was kissing some weirdo guitar playing twat at a house party.
>>68272562
I'd rather be gypsy than polish
doubles digits of my post means france wins the match but romania wins the wallets of french people
t-thanks for buying me dinner anon
>>68272556
Do you know anyone called Chad?
IM SO HYPE
>working for the euros
kill me now
Lads, I'm about to create a wordpress blog/site where you can grade the players for each game.
Then I would count the average and would rank the best players of the tournament according to /sp/ (and possible others)
Anyone interested?
>>68272623
Why is she so sweaty?
>>68272599
never trust a woman, lad
they all have no remorse about cheating, just know they'll get shouted at if they confess
>>68265498
>You going to be watching every single match with /sp/?
as many as I can
>>68272622
Trips and Fidesz and Jobbik get ousted by leftists and open the doors of hungary to millions of migrants
>>68272623
uhh where is my wallet?
>>68272622
noice
Are you ready for some religion of peace actions tonight?
whos watching the hooligans get btfo by the police in Marseilles
>>68272599
True, but I'm pretty sure this isn't the case.
Short story: we broke up because we both moved to the same city, and both of us totally hated this city. This and other negative experiences changed both of us, and we couldn't get along as well as before.
>>68272688
Those dubs are islamophobic
>>68272667
Ay lad on it tonight?
>>68272628
Does Chadwick count?
>>68272623
I didn't buy you shit, you dirty gypsy
>>68272606
Only comfy post pls
>>68272667
You're getting shegged bruv
>>68272659
dubs and romania finally acknowledges their true ancestry and change country name to Romani Land
>>68272667
i think i got ripped off
want to wank but know i can get laid easy tonight
#normieproblems
>>68272623
Do not try and shrink me gypsy! I serious!
>>68272765
H A R A M
A
R
A
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>>68272667
>mfw this is illegal in Britain
>>68272765
>the Mountain buys drugs
there is literally a 10 minutes Nike commercial running on German tv right now
Could really go for a stream now lads.
>>68272802
seriously the police don't give a shit
stream for opening ceremony? anyone?
>>68272821
We just have a pre-game studio and some clips from earlier games. Thankfully it's being shown on state tv with no ads.
>>68272856
>>68272830
Switch on your TV faggots
i forgot how much i dislike pre-game shows
Do it Romania, fuck the niggers.
Could somebody explain me why is Poland rated so high?
Plenty of my foreign friends are claiming >we will do great but I fail to see how.
Could some euphoric meme loving /sp/artan explain this to me?
BBC, Skysports stream whrere?
>>68272899
I dunno, could be worse. It's nice background noise.
>>68272869
Its still Emmerdale here. Ends at :15
>Best french players of the history: Zidane, Platini, Kopa
>All are immigrant's son
S T R E A M
T
R
E
A
M
>>68272896
I don't have a TV, you BBC's little bitch
>>68272830
http://nos.nl/ek2016/live/
ik heb je, broer
>>68272896
>2016
>owning a tv
lol
>>68272910
lewandoski
>>68272921
itv m8
>>68272951
meh
Pre-game question: Is romania brave or stupid for starting with 3 forwards today?
Tatarusanu – Sapunaru, Chiriches, Grigore, Rat – Hoban, Pintilii – Popa, Stanciu, Stancu – Andone
I Hope it mean we'll see a more decent match that last 3 opening matches
>>68272896
Don't own one. The last time I wanted to watch something on tv was the world cup.
>>68272927
based Emmerdale still running
>>68272941
B-but Messi couldn't carry Argentina, how is Lewy supposed to carry Polandball?
UK ITV ACESTREAM (sends to app)
http://antena-sport.com/HDsoccer.html
>>68272899
fuck this fag and his lisp
>>68272988
>not gonna have amazing coverage for the olympics
Shame
>>68272910
Because we have the best team that we have had in years. Lewandowski is in his prime and we have players in the best leagues in the world. Krychowiak, Szczęsny, Glik, Zieliński, Grosicki, Piszczek, Milik. Also team chemistry is very high and every understands their roles/duties. Kapustka will be young player of the tournament as well.
>>68272933
dank je kerel
Today's french team
Who /a/t work lads?
Seriously wanted to quit job for this month or something, but you know, financial considerations. Not the same watching on muted stream though, RIP me have seen every big tournament 100% until this one
>>68273009
Keep them coming la.
>>68273025
>no Tony Marshall
Over already
new thread?
>>68273017
Shit son, all our coverage streams for free. Don't worry.
>>68273025
Do any of them speak french?
>>68273017
Yeah, gonna miss out on all that exciting pole vaulting and badminton.
>>68265581
in his post, 8 is repeating
>>68273025
>4 frenchmen
kek
Jesus fucking christ
The ESPN pregame show chroma key looks extremely amateur and poor
>>68273061
:^)
>>68273028
at least you can shitpost
>>68265736
Our Slav heritage makes us whiter than you.
>>68265779
And don't forget about the threat wielded by ISIS (Islamic State of Iraq and Shqiperia).
>>68272846
This
>tfw smoking on a warm British Summer's day in the street with muh m8s
>>68273093
Koscielny is Polish, it's three.
>>68266215
Friendly reminder that niggers and muslims are not people.
Last two digits are the score passing by.
>all the degenerate drug abusers ITT
get help
>>68273061
Considering they were all born and raised in France and its oversea territories, I'm gonna say probably.
>>68273123
more like 2, Griezman is spanish
>>68265640
We actually have 1 player without polish parents(he has polish roots though)
>>68273019
I remain sceptic and think we'll have hard time getting out of the group.
HAPPENING NOW!
>>68273001
What? Messi carried Argentina to the final on World Cup, but Messi>>>>>>>Lewa
>>68273403
Shiiiiiiiiiiet
>>68273403
WHAT WHAT?!?!
>>68273498
PROGRAMME HAS STARTED!
Fucking OW servers just died, wanted to get a quick game in desu
whos the blonde?
>>68273025
wow, a whole 2 actual frenchmen