Why are British commentators so terrible? They always talk in a monotone voice and will never get you excited.
Ex. Arguably the most important goal scored in their shit league and the commentator acts as if he's watching some kids play at the park.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cFo1eyWbTtc
Enjoy Joe Cuck my American friend :^)
"And he throws the ball"
"Oh what a pass, that's 8 yards at least, now just a few words from our sponsors"
Probably sounds boring as they have to talk for 45 minutes straight and remaining loud that entire time would probably be annoying, though I do enjoy the Spanish GOLA GOLA GOLA GOL GOL GOL GOLAAAAAASIO GOLASIOOOO GOLA GOLA GOLLLLLL
>>68253463
>Why are british commentators so terrible?
They're british
>>68254585
spanish GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL is goat
>>68253463
That's one of the best examples of commentary of all time
Clive Tyldesley is based, the fuck are you on about nigger lmao
>>68253463
What are you talking about, son?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h80pi0zY4f8
It's called class, bruv. Get got loads, int we.
>>68255395
Oi m8, u a'vin a fookin giggle? I'll squash ya wit my bare hands cunt.
>>68255727
Did ye, aye?
7-1 with brazilian commentaries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DADtaK2HjL0
>>68255851
Aye on me mums cabbage I swesrya m8
>>68253463
>Agueroooooooooo
John Motson once said the reason he doesn't scream GOOOOALAGOOOALAGOOOOOAL like the commentators around the world is because he doesn't want to sound like a complete melt. He's spot on too. It sounds ridiculous. British commentators have got it perfectly right since the beginning and everyone else has yet to catch up.
>>68256716
Agreed. Commenting is the one thing Brits do better than anyone else. I feel like muting my TV during American sports. Americans commentating soccer is the worst tool