/trans/
- Home
- Board: /sp/ - Sports
- Reading: /trans/
stuff that happened today:
aubameyang may or not be going to man city. some sources are saying he's in advanced discussions while other sources are saying there have been no discussions whatsoever.
neil lennon to hibs is imminent
emery could go to psg
spurs are in discussions to buy vincent janssen. about £12m
zamparini says spurs also want franco vasquez. he wants 25 million euros
koeman to everton is imminent
manure sign bailly
van aanholt signs a new sunderland contract
>de gay
Throw your caps lock on lad
i love trans lads
/bundes/ autists need to fuck off back to their containment thread
anyone else have some new /trans/ thread starter images that I can use, I only have 2
>>68223107
This to be very very honest
8th for spectrum
>>68223108
The GOAT 2bh
Tracer 2bh lads
Is there any denying that 21 & 22 Jump Street are the greatest comedies since Austin Powers?
also gladbach have signed christoph kramer from neverkusen
>>68223147
worst girl
>>68223149
>big budget American comedies
farts xD
>>68223143
All danes on /sp/ are fine except the /bundes/-autist, so if you're not him then hi friend, but if you are, please fuck off
>>68223108
We should make some OC based on current events like we usually do during /trans/ season. If that fails, just slap an anime girl on a football related image and call it OC.
>>68223176
>muh the guard
nahhhhhh
>>68223151
Just type BMG
>>68223208
>hating on Dr.
>Radja Nainggolan: Antonio Conte trying to persuade me to join Chelsea
Lads are Chelsea going to sign anyone?
>>68223208
I think it's the opposite
>>68223209
I agree. Give me ideas and I will give you OC in return
Like I'll literally make it right away
>>68223214
The guard and in Bruges are try hard shit and a disgrace to Irish cinema
>>68223219
just type borussia mönchengladbach you tool it's not difficult
Vestergaard to Gladbach should be done soon, as should Guerreiro to Dortmund.
>>68223237
Are you saying I'm not fine then?
>>68223226
mkhitaryan
38 days until the first clubs friendlies, stay strong guys
Who was your club's best and worst signing in the 2015/16 season?
>best
Sam Clucas
>worst
Either Nick Powell or Shaun Maloney
>>68223243
In Bruges is pretty fun desu, but it's not really a comedy imo
>>68223262
Is there anything that can stop them next season?
>>68223250
;^P
>>68223285
The Danish league begins around then
>>68223171
Shit post 2bh
>>68223208
seek help anon, it's not good for your health to accumulate hate like this
>>68223308
Gladbach, or Dortmund?
![483113722-chris-wood-of-leeds-united-in-action-during-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N9QpJ5k.jpg "483113722-chris-wood-of-leeds-united-in-action-during-gettyimages[1]")
>>68223289
>best
Stuart dallas & Chris Wood
>worst
Will Buckley & Charlie Horton
>>68223289
>best
weigl
>worst
januzaj
>>68223324
I once went into a /bundes/ thread, and they mistook me for him... Som german weeb tried to do some anime roleplay with me, and it was absolutely sickening
How could I not hate?
>>68223238
Javi Martinez in a Liverpool kit, Zlatan in a utd, and Poop making it rain with arab money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qRjZ7pYdI
>>68223377
I was called "evil denmark" because I didn't post like a braind ead goldfish.
>>68223289
>Best
Clyne
>Worst
Benteke
>>68223289
>best
Martial or getting De Gea to sign a new contract
>worst
Memepiss
>>68223289
>best
Salah
>worst
Gyomber
>>68223377
>>68223431
lel
>>68223331
BMG (I won't type Borussia Mönchengladbach)
>>68223289
>best
Either Miranda or Perisic
>worst
Kondogbia for his price, Melo for the shittiness
>>68223370
except weigl was promoted from juniors iirc
not an actual signing
>>68223507
Well the answer for both is probably Bayern. Also I'm guessing Vestergaard will just replace Hinteregger, though he is definitely an improvement.
>>68223431
wtf me too... Must have been the same autistic german
>>68223561
No, he came from 1860.
>>68223561
he was signed from 1860 munich, desu
>>68223388
I'll do it, but it may take som time... Look for it in future threads
>>68223542
>Kondogbia
Lel, what happened to him? That move was hailed as a coup last summer.
>tfw watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94pQXrsuhYQ
The feels, lads.
>>68223568
I feel like this is Gladbach's year. :^)
>>68223597
>>68223602
damn true
based
>>68223289
>Best
Van Dijk
>Worst
Juanmi or Caulker
>>68223640
it was all a meme
>>68223648
I feel like they were meandering a bit under Schubert at times. They finished 33 points behind Bayern, even without the shitty start, they wouldn't have come close.
>>68223147
Whether or not I hate you depends on the next question;
Opinion on PharMercy?
>>68223640
People realised that being a one season wonder isn't actually useful in long term.
>>68223289
Bacca
Merdolacci
>>68223484
>not Dzeko
>>68223715
Phara is married to ???? and their daughter is D.Va?
>>68223658
>Caulker
so bad that Klopp immediately signed him up out of sympathy lmao
>>68223729
>dzeko better than salah
u wot m8
Omar Abdulrahman to a European club when?
>>68223799
i think he meant for >worst desu
>>68223799
worse than Gyomber senpai
Dzeko was supposed to be a key player and score loads of goals, nobody expected anything from Gyomber
>>68223285
Fucking euro 2016 get hype
gf to anon fc when??
someone red pill me on bailly
is he good?
all i know about him is that fuck up against >torres
>>68223310
>>68223147
BEST GIRL :3
>>68223830
>>68223837
I know, I was merely pretending lads
dzeko at least scored in both derbies and against juve
gyomber was literally worthless
>>68223888
Please don't use racist/rapist terms in /trans/
>>68223879
soon
>>68223888
Otamemedi pt II the >Mouyes edition
>>68223922
Who makes these?
Any news on the qt gf to me transfer? My sources understand that she will let her current contract run off in July.
>>68223108
GOAT thread pic coming through
>>68223888
hes like mangala but worse
good potential i guess
>>68223910
otamendi is much better
>>68223952
I heard she was signing with the BBC for Euro punditry
Get me hyped for the yuros lads I'm not feeling it yet
>>68223289
>best
if loans count Nelson Oliviera
>worst
Ryan Mendes or Kyle le dont show up and walk around pitch man
>>68224000
It's coming home
>>68224000
get into trans lad
>>68224000
terrorist attacks la
>>68223658
Caulker was worst by miles. Juanmi at least showed a few brief flashes of potential.
thoughts????
/trans/ is so bad. Thank God this sport barely ever stops
Alri, I have arrived.
>>68224011
underrated
>>68224127
>janko
>janko
>janko
>hector
>sagna
other than that you're good desu
>>68224127
''''''''''''European'''''''''''''' Championships
>>68224190
Janko scored 16 goals in 17 games this season m8, what u on about
>>68224190
>greentexting the based Strafraumkobra
>>68224228
>tfw remembering Adam Johnson is LITERALLY in jail
wew
>>68224163
alri
>>68223709
2bf Bayern is another division. And a top 4 finish would be possible, imo.
>>68224228
lel
I want to listen to some class tunes, but I can't find any. You lads know anything dench?
>>68224252
>>68224256
meme player who plays in meme leagues. although he had that one season in austria..
honestly i guess he is the best austria has
>okotie
>>68224267
Top 4 should be their aim, yeah. Probably just going to end up being Bayern -power gap- Dortmund, Leverkusen, Gladbach in some order.
>>68223289
Fuck you Steve Bruce and fuck you Mo Diame. (In all seriousness, good luck next year, the fans I met at Wembley were sound)
>Best
Forestieri, run close by Barry Bannan. Alex Lopez came good in the end too.
>Worst
Darryl Lachman, binned off to Cambuur on loan without playing a game. Aiden McGeady was disappointing.
>>68224228
Pretty good post desu
bayern won't win the league next season
they will win the champions
but not the league
>>68224318
I can see that happening too.
Shame Hertha petered out towards the end, they were probably never one of the four best teams but I've always quite liked them.
>>68224306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7tjaK3BqXE
>>68224327
how was hooper this season, nearly signed for forest but due to embargo we couldnt meet his wage demands, he looked pretty much invisible at wembley
>>68224429
Hertha just exhausted themselves. The cup semi final showed that perfectly.
>>68224306
What happens in Holland?
>>68224495
Our national team watching the euros apparantly
>>68224306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wpifScnTn0
>>68224318
RIP >Schalke
>>68224495
sweet refugee on refugee violence
O'Brien to Sunderland lads.
You heard it here first.
Only because it's the most boring story that you are likely to hear but hey.
>>68223948
Bored people.
>>68224517
>that Bild article today about Heidel and Weinzierl having to deal with the cold reality of working at >Schalke
I wonder if city are retarded enough to spend £55 million on aubameyang, a player they literally do not need, yet still keep kolarov and clichy as their left backs
>>68224474
He does well in spurts. He'll be in good form for a while and then tail off for a few games. Useful player to have but he does have a tendency to go missing. I'd have started Joao or Nuhiu at Wembley as Dawson and Davies are big physical defenders, bringing Hooper on from the bench.
>>68224495
Gabber ;_;7 RIP
>>68224527
literally who?
the full back from west ham?
>>68224527
Joey?
Sounds about right, Big Sam's a big fan.
>>68224267
alri alri
>>68223289
/dcfc/ here
>best
Nigel Pearson
>worst
Bradley Johnson
>>68224495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO2C1zzbRKA
Went to Feyenoord and didn't see this
>>68223369
Has stuaryt Dallas really been that good? Used to be play footy with him. He never seemed that good desu.
>>68224566
maybe not the answer to our problems then, with key players being injured all season we needed goals consistantly and the only reason we stayed up was because our defence decided to stop being utter shite for a season when we could've used them last season to keep us in first place
>>68224609
>keogh making so many mistakes
how do you even live with it all la
>>68224517
Thanks Austriabro
>>68223289
Best
Kirchoff for under a million quid. But most of our January signings were decent. Kone and Khazri of course.
Worst
N'Doye was only on loan so I might be tempted to say Borini. However at least Borini started games. I'm gonna plump for Lens. I feel like he could still be good but fuck knows.
>>68224574
>>68224588
Yup. out of contract now and with Yedlin returning to Spurs we need a RB. Not exactly like for like replacements but he could do a job.
>>68224631
I wouldn't be surprised if you were looking at someone like Grigg or that Lee Gregory at Millwall. Both look like they could step up, going down to L1 seems to have helped Gregory's game.
>>68223289
>best
Jeff
>worst
Elneny although I do like him
>>68224548
Link? Google is giving me shit.
>>68224680
we dont have a manager right now because we're run so badly so we can't approach players or try keep any from being signed by other clubs, total shit heap of a club in how we're run these days tbqh
we're supposedly looking at Grigg, Apostalos Vellios, Aluko, Faurlin, Oliveira on a perminant basis and a couple of league 1 and 2 midfielders who's names escape me but it's unlikely a deal can be done until we sort out our takeover and manager situation
>>68224759
http://bild.de/sport/fussball/schalke/weinzierl-droht-rumpel-start-46179288.bildMobile.html
>>68224676
>0 league appearances last season
>3 in all tournaments
>>68224766
Velios was the lad at Everton? He wasn't too bad from what I remember seeing of him there.
Faurlin would be a good signing for you provided he doesn't get injured again, in fact he'd be a great signing for most teams in the Championship.
>>68224844
>Velios was the lad at Everton?
Is that the one that supposedly fucked Moyes' daughter?
>>68224838
Never said it was a good signing, but makes sense. I think Big Sam had him at Bolton then at West Ham? Correct me if I'm wring marra
>>68224810
The ride never ends
>>68224844
We could do with a holding mid so i'm hoping we get faurlin for sure
Aye vellios was at everton, my gf is greek and her family still watch greek fooball and she says he lit the league on fire last season and was by far and away the best striker in the league
Here lads someone buy Benteke off us
>>68223739
Mercy and no, it's fanon.
>>68224887
Will they realise after this season that Tönnies is part of the problem?
>>68224921
Irish flags >>>>>>
>>68224934
Nah, not as long as Tönnies keeps on making that delicious meat.
>>68224933
>no, it's fanon.
I never had any hope of the contrary.
>>68223922
But Vardy HAS been offered a contract by Arsenal, he has been told by Woy and Co not to 'decide' until after Euros. But Vardy's wife already confirmed he accepted Arsenal's offer. It's just not been confirmed cause it'll just be cancer from the media over it.
Higuain to Liverpool is bollocks of the highest order. Ibrahimovic to United could be on, we have to wait till 30th. PEA to City is bollocks though.
>>68224956
>>68224921
Still GOAT
>>68225078
Proud runner up
>>68225071
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68225025
>But Vardy's wife already confirmed he accepted Arsenal's offer
No she hasn't you dumb pig. Moaning about London traffic means she had to visit that confirms the OFFER is true. Nothing about a done deal.
this is boring, bye
>>68225114
kill me
>>68225025
>>68225139
Yeah, it's not like the Javi situation you tit
>>68224871
Thought that was Wilfried Zaha at Man United or does Moyes have this problem a lot?
>>68225025
>But Vardy's wife already confirmed he accepted Arsenal's offer.
>>68225078
What happens if the final is northern ireland vs south ireland?
>>68224997
Yeah. Can't hate Pharmercy. Great pairing desu.
>>68224956
>>68224921
Love stuff like this. Are the police in EYERLUND sending officers to help the '''''''''''''''''''threats''''''''''''''''''''''''''' that are going to pop up, just like Engurlund is doing?
>>68225172
Beans across Europe will be flicked for BorderBowl
>>68223922
Vardy to Arsenal isn't bollocks tbf.
May not happen but it's pretty much 100% a thing that's happening.
>>68225139
I'll believe it when he's signed a new deal with my Lester.
>>68225172
The Republic get BTFO
>>68225104
This is the winner t'bh
>>68225230
Well, it was a product of the time. Maybe another Germany dig this year? Or a stab at ISIS? Who knows
>>68225158
same, goodnight.
>>68225165
Both, I think. There was the Zaha rumour, but also one from his Everton days too.
>Sky Sports News HQVerified account @SkySportsNewsHQ Jun 7
>BREAKING: Arsenal have sensationally hijacked Tottenhams transfer of Vincent Janssen for a reported £23m but you're a fucking idiot for reading this #SSNHQ
>Meeting up with this rich girl from tinder
>Shes fat
Is it worth it?
>>68225328
dont enable fatties la
anyone else hoping that koeman massively flops at everton next season?
>>68225310
Go to bed Saoirse
>>68225328
What's the risk in just meeting up? Make her pay for everything. It's CURRENT YEAR after all
>>68225328
Nope, it's not like she'll give you any of the money
>>68225328
Get some nice meals out of it, she's gonna like a bit of grub.
>>68225359
>salty saints
>spend 50mil and sign 5 new players
>Guerreiro signing to be announced any day now
>now rumors about Kovacic
>Zorc talking about buying even more players
The fuck is going on at Dortmund?
>>68225328
I dunno are you paying for petrol?
>>68225328
How fat we talking?
>>68225391
I get the bus
>>68225387
Remember how Spurs were making it rain money just before the Bale transfer?
>>68225283
don't respond to my posts, thanks
>>68225402
ask her to send a car
>>68225387
To be fair they have made like 60 million from selling Hummels and Gündogan. And almost 20 from Hofmann, and selling Immobile. Tuchel's putting together his squad.
>>68225415
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68225413
>>68225387
You spend 100 million and youshould be winning the league
>>68225473
>normies on /sp/ learn a new phrase
>spout it at everything
Can you make a post without being a retard?
>>68225488
>falling for the sign all the players meme
Rookie mistake.
>>68225488
2009 called; they want their opinions back
>>68225488
>Rodgers spent 100 million and finished below Spurs a year after that quote
Liverpool is the gift that just keeps on giving.
![article-2621806-1D9705C800000578-354_634x448[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/20TDNkY.jpg "article-2621806-1D9705C800000578-354 634x448[1]")
>>68225516
>>68225504
>>68225499
I could, but I worry about you Hans
>>68225413
Not happening.
>>68225467
Poor Hofmann, playing even less at Gladbach than he did at Dortmund.
Also Park, Subotic and Leitner are probably leaving, right?
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
>>68225557
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/how%20life%20spectrum/
This is a sad moment
even for /trans/ standards
>>68225604
me on the left
>>68225584
>Park, Subotic and Leitner
Most likely, yeah. Ramos might be going to China too. If Zorc has any sense, he should try and convince Park to move there too, they're paying big money for players with Asian passports.
>>68223289
>best
Kalinic
>worst
Tino Costa
>>68225595
>be Liverpool fan
>turn up late to a FA Cup match
>be drunk
>be violent
>start CRUSHING people OUTSIDE the stadium
>start stealing and getting into fights
>THOUSANDS OF US vs a couple of dozen of grunt officers
>Match Commander "Shit, we can't control all these young, drunk, violent people who are crushing people between the official entries and the thousands of them behind, if only they had turned up ON FUCKING TIME..."
>"I know, let's let them in the back exit, they get in, nobody is crushed, the thefts drop and we don't have a riot asking for the LATE LIVERPOOL FANS, THE VERY SAME FANS WHO STABBED PEOPLE TO DEATH IN Belgium TO ENTER ORDERLY IN THE CORRECT ENTRANCE"
>[Le open door]
>"OK LA LETS GO GO IN AND GO INTO THE SMALLEST MOST CRAMPED AREAS OF THE STADIUM :^) WE WON'T GET CRUSHED LIKE WE WERE OUTSIDE! :^)"
>"OH NO LA! WE'RE BEING CRUSHED! FUCK THE POLICE REEE WE'RE THE VICTIMS! NO WE DIDN'T GET ALL OF UK BANNED FORM EUROPE! NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YNWA!!!"
The stadium was illegally open ANYWAY. Blaming the police for these deaths is the same as blaming the toll keeper on a bridge that the bridge collapses when it's covered bumper to bumper with cars.
Fuck you, Livercunt fans. Always the fucking victims
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster.
You caused this yet you have the balls to claim you're the victims. 96 wasn't enough.
>>68225661
Stuff from tomorrow's kicker:
>Nach Guerreiro wird der BVB eine Pause einlegen. Aki: "Wir sind auf der Zielgeraden".
>Susi: "Das ein oder andere ist noch denkbar"
>Der Kader muss auch verkleinert werden: Park, Leitner, Kuba und Subotic sind erste Verkaufskandidaten
>Aki sagt zwar "all zuviel wird nicht mehr passieren" sollte Miki aber verkauft werden könnte nochmal richtig Bewegung reinkommen
Tl;dr translation: Dortmund won't do much after Guerreiro, unless Mkhi is sold. Park, Leitner, Subotic and Blaszczykowski are candidates for selling
>>68224766
aluko would be a good signing on a free
well, he would be if his knees hadn't exploded 4 years ago
oh, and the fact he manages to make the wrong decision nearly every single time
>>68225776
Aluko is the type of player who'd benefit playing off a really talented striker like Assombalonga imo, he seemed decent enough at Hull as a supporting player to Hernandez
>>68225773
Kuba ;_;
>>68225856
>white people
>gingers
>big cock
LOLOLOLOL
>>68225880
eh, that one's not as good
>>68225813
>he seemed decent enough at Hull as a supporting player to Hernandez
He got pushed out of that supporting role by Akpom first and then Diame when Akpom turned out to have attitude issues and got dropped. You could tell from Aluko's facial expression after the play-off final that he knew he was gone from the club.
>>68225879
>M-Muh BBC...
>Being this much of a cuck
>>68225854
There was some talk about Hertha wanting him a while back.
Or he could go back to Poland, then come back in a couple of years time to take on a youth coaching job, and death stare some youngsters into doing what he wants.
>>68225879
enjoy being at home scotland
>>68225895
No, but its fun to see a dig at grealish. Theres a lot of terrible ones
>>68225905
>yfw UK exits EU
>yfw Ireland goes bankrupt
>yfw Ireland rejoins Britain
>yfw glorious return to a unite British Isles
;_; Why would it happen? Why do you hate us? Cromwell was a cunt, I hate him. Come back to us, laddy....
>>68225915
Akpom was fucking terrible in his loan at Forest, didn't even make a single effort, used to just walk about the pitch and then had a massive falling out and was dropped from even the subs
>>68225926
>>68225932
>imblyinz
Enjoy not being ever to please a woman, if you ever get near to one, that is.
>>68225932
Nice carpet.
>>68225854
Tuchel will realize his mistake once the teenagers fuck up a 3 nil lead against Hamburg.
Hope he stays.
>>68225964
ha, wow. get off your old fellas computer child
Got loads more rare flags. Best be rationing them though
>>68225982
>if I keep telling myself I could do it, then I will!
>c-c-confidence
>le Austin Powers quote ;_;
Top kek.
>>68225982
>you
>living on the spectrum
Pick both
>>68226032
dont you want to know how it is?
![Hull+City+v+Huddersfield+Town+Sky+Bet+Championship+kyqRfiKrpgYl[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s3jcnkG.jpg "Hull+City+v+Huddersfield+Town+Sky+Bet+Championship+kyqRfiKrpgYl[1]")
>>68225957
Yeah, that was basically what happened at Hull, especially in the second half of the campaign.
If you need a crocked right back who will probably retire at just 31, then Hull let Ryan Taylor go as well.
>>68223963
This sums up the threads pretty well m8
>>68225929
>Kids, when I was your age I watched my father stab my mother to death.
>>68225328
Pics, we need to know if she's fat or thicc
>Ronaldo not in crippled-mode for Portugal
Is this their year?
so its the Irish to blame for those cheesy Liverpool banners then?
>Pjanic agreed personal terms with Juve
go bet your life savings on Juve winning the league now guys, you can thank me later
You have 5 seconds to name a disease more terrifying than rabies.
>>68226352
seems risky mate, might not
>>68226360
Well with Ebola you shit and puke blood, must not be fun
>>68226366
cheeky accy with PSG and Bayern and you are set for life
>>68226301
>unironically comparing Kyle "Can't Play For A Club Because Nobody Likes Him" Lafferty with Lewandowski
>>68226360
boneitis
>only 2 days left
Someone execute me for two days
>>68226360
Hillary Clinton
>>68226301
>image.jpg
>>68226360
alzheimers/parkinsons
>>68226360
Jackie Chan. No wait.
In all seriousness ALS. Or Ebola, or viral meningitis.
>>68226383
Yeah, but it's only on Africa, so far. Rabies is everywhere.
>>68226387
what pokeman badge is that?
>>68226386
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN
>>68226360
bandwagoners
>>68226352
Italy is getting worse than Buyern
>>68226454
>buyventus
>>68226454
fucking Roma not even trying anymore, at least Napoli tries to keep theyr players or to sell them abroad
>>68226454
you know remember there was a time on sp when everyone called them
>Juvepool
its worked out for them but Liverpool is still terrible
>>68226405
>viral meningitis
Prognosis is relatively decent (in healthy individuals), well compared to all the others mentioned.
Rabies is basically fatal as soon as symptoms present themselves (apart from a handful cases where people have undergone a highly experimental treatment involving an induced fucking coma). You can also contract rabies without knowing it - i.e. you will only know it happened after symptoms manifest - i.e. you die.
Also, testing on mammals showed that rabies was tranmissible in areas of (albeit extremely) high concentrations of host animals (i.e. bat caves full of them) via urine particles in the air. So no bites. That's fucked up.
>nope
Flamengo
>Rafael Vaz signed from Vasco after contract expiry
>Réver to sign on loan until July 2017
Inter
>Ariel all but confirmed
>Surprise as centre-back Leandro Almeida arrived in Porto Alegre to sign on loan until the end of the year
Coritiba
>Former Celtic and Fenerbahce striker Colin Kazim-Richards set to sign in the next couple days after completing medical
>Negueba involved in swap deal for defensive midfielder Edinho from Grêmio
That's all for today folks, keep tuned for more transfers of overrated shit
>>68226360
The human race.
>>68226532
>you will never do vai-e-vem with a woman
>>68226514
the one where your muscles stop to function by the time you are 30 it's pretty terrible. You have your comlete mental faculties but your body slowly stops working untill it just shuts down. Pretty scary
>>68226544
oof that's edgy
>tfw a hypochondriac
Why this.
>>68226501
On the archive I see 3 posts containing Juvepool, the oldest one being made in 2015. And the archives go as back as 2012.
>>68226601
it was older than that, around 2010
>>68226514
Wait, I got viral and bacterial meningitis mixed up. Bacterial is the worse one, where you can lose limbs.
>>68226565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Locked-in_syndrome
This?
Yeah that sounds pretty fucking horrible.
>>68226632
i was thinking about this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amyotrophic_lateral_sclerosis
but they are similar, LIS is probably even worse
>>68226620
Ah yeah, it's nasty - anything meningoccus (bacteria) related is fucking nasty.
Viral is actually much less treatable, but thankfully much less severe
>>68226683
>Now I won't be able to sleep tonight
>>68226683
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krzysztof_Nowak
Whats the status on European Cup > Home lads
Is the transfer still on?
>>68226711
>dubbed "ten of hearts"
>>68226728
completed as soon as GF > You
>>68226755
no bully pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl0IlD4qLUM
GOAT ad desu
>>68226386
>>68226431
Boneitis you say?
>>68223151
Kramer vs rode, Same age same price, which is better?
>>68227254
I'd say Kramer slightly edges it, because it might take a little time until Rode gets back to his best.
NEWS NEWS NEWS
>Juve and Roma have reached an agreement for Miralem Pjanic: €30m plus another €2m in performance-related bonuses
>>68227187
pls no lad its late i dont need spooky shit
>>68226360
lockjaw, bone cancer, ASL, parkinson
there are plenty
also rabies is very difficult to catch
84. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/08 **#2**
This Italian born A list soccer star has lots of wild sexual adventures, but for what he says is his protection, he always includes his brother. Umm, yeah. Mario Barwuah Balotelli/Enoch Barwuah
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>68228260
>lockjaw
Tetanus?
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation??
>>68229705
After Higuain, Gotze, Hummels, Sanchez, Krychowak and Kongbo
>>68225181
I think every country is sending officers, Croatia is sending 8
>Manchester City have ended their interest in France international Pogba, whom new United manager Jose Mourinho tried to sign at Chelsea.
CITY BANDWAGONER ON SUICIDE WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffb5GS83iL4
Any update on the Jamie Vardy to Arsenal situation??
>>68234727
Trying to force a meme for no reason is holding it up.
>>68223455
>not bogdan
>>68229769
Next month, then?
>>68236808
Soon, la.
>>68225584
>>68225773
So what are the chances of Mkhi leaving, according to German press?
Heard that Arsenal have a strong interest but doesn't it make more sense for them to spend the same cash on Mahrez?
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
+++ BREAKING NEWS +++
Lewandowski switching teams to FC GY
>>68229705
confirmed la
>implying Aubameyang will move any time soon
It'll be the same thing again. People will be very interested, he'll keep quiet, then will eventually go "lol no, fuck off", and that'll be it.
>yfw Ibra changes his mind last minute and joins Arsenal
>yfw he then goes on to tell the world that he's going to "show Arsene Wenger what he missed out on, first hand"
>>68239728
I'm fine with this as a United fan desu, forces us to get a better striker
>>68239753
>a better striker
That kind of narrows down your options to Suarez and maybe Lewandowski on a great day. Which one are >you getting?
>>68239870
Morata
>>68227296
>romanisti on pooicide watch
lmoa
>>68227296
>€30m
Bargain, didn't he also say he would move out of the country out of respect for Roma fans if he was to leave?
>>68239929
>>68239977
>>68227296
>try to hold on to your star players
>lose them all anyway
>don't even get the maximum profit out of them
>some of them go to rival clubs
Fucking Roma man.
kettle's on lads
what are you drinking?
>>68239929
I will be in complete denial about this until it goes through, if it even does it.
If it does I will unironically consider suicide.
>>68240011
Tea, 2 please
>>68240011
Green tea. First cuppa at work
>>68240110
hippy
>>68240110
>first cuppa at work
>not a litre of black coffee
Wtf is rong wiv u blud
>>68240148
this 2bh
>>68240148
Don't have any coffee m8
>>68240002
>loan a young player
>play like shit almost the entire season
>finally play good at the end of the season
>buy him for full ownership
>get injured
the city of rome
>>68240011
Boss just brought put the coffee
>>68240148
this, i'm tea for most of the day but first thing at work is strong af coffee desu
>>68239977
I don't think he had a choice in this one, there was some fine print in his contract involving a situation where 2 clubs ask for him and offer 38 mil a third club can go in and offer 30 mil but in that case Roma would get more money than in the 38 mil situation, I'm not sure if I fully understand it yet but it does involve percentages of the fee that would go to Pjanic and Roma
Mikhitaryan going to United?
Arsenal buying exit bags and helium tanks?
https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/740807971286986752?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>68240377
arsenal are not buying him. Jan is talking shit again
I looked up my English heritage and saw that Burnley is the local BPL team. Would it be bandwagoning to support them?
>>68240399
>BPL
stop saying that.
>bandwagoning Burnley
yes. Dont do it. Go support Accrington Stanley instead
>>68240047
>tfw will probably lose Nainggolan too.
Don't even care anymore. Here I was hoping they would try to get that scudetto for Totti in his final season.
>>68240412
based bumble posting in /trans/
>>68240412
It'll always be the British Premier League to me regardless of if they change sponsorship from Barkleys or not.
How can I watch a league 2 game on the tele or computer, m8?
Hearing the gf to me transfer is almost a done deal.
Can anyone confirm this?
>>68240415
That's highly unlikely though.
>>68240442
As confirmed as javi to Liverpool la.
>>68240439
well Burnley will barely be on the tele. Im sure League 2 streams exist
>>68240450
>“I spoke to Conte, who already wanted me at Juventus,” said the Belgium international in a Press conference.
>“When you see how much he won at Juve after being promoted to Serie A with Siena, you realise he has qualities. I had a great conversation with him, he is an interesting person.
>“He talked to me about his expectations of me and what kind of a player I could be for him. I will never be someone who scores 20 goals or assists per season, but I can be important for a team. If a Coach appreciates that, then fine.
>“Will I remain at Roma? I don’t know, I’ve always said it would be difficult to leave Italy after 12 years, so we’ll see what happens over the next few weeks.
>“Thibaut Courtouis and Eden Hazard also urged me to come to Chelsea, but a possible transfer is not in my thoughts right now. I am totally concentrated on the Euros.
If Pjanic really joins Juve, then nothing this club does would surprise me anymore
Any update on the stable servers to 4chan situation
Are we dead?
>>68240506
Are we back?
>>68240506
Talks have stalled, much like the servers.
>20minuten are reporting Basel are in talks with Manchester United over Embolo
Well that came out of nowhere.
Breel Embolo to United, new RW.
fucking finally
Daniel Agger has retired.
>>68240515
I wish Utd would stop signing Africans.
http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/jamie-vardy-to-arsenal-striker-tells-england-stars-he-wants-to-stay-at-leicester-and-is-80-per-cent-a3267441.html
>arselel
>>68240540
Guess he can focus on plumbing now.
>>68240540
2010?
wew liverpool transfer pls? suarez in?
>>68240566
I honestly thought Tymoshchuk had retired. I only realised he was still playing, when I saw Ukraine's squad.
>>68240515
>>68240520
source, lads?
>22 years old
>>68240566
>gudjohnsen
lel
>>68240607
/redcafe/
>>68240607
http://www.20min.ch/em2016/schweiz/story/Embolo-vor-Unterschrift-bei-Manchester-United-13247027
>>68240566
russia have a very old team and are completely fucked for their world cup unless they find some new centre backs
>ignashevich is 37 in july and the berezutski's are 34 in 11 days
kek
>spend 6 months pussyfooting around whether to give the best CB we've had in 20 years a 1 year contract extension
>offer 32 year old lichtsteiner a 3 year contract
the fuck are these idiots doing
>>68240667
What part of Juventus are you from, lad?
>>68240679
the chelsea part
FC Kǿbenhavn have signed Andrea Pavlovic.
Don't know who he is to be honest.
Adidas
>>68240701
Better than that godawful green last season.
Post more new kits, I haven't seen many.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scWpXEYZEGk
bretty gud desu
>>68240540
Talented lad ruined by injuries unfortunately. I'll never forget him forearm smashing that cunt Torres on his first return to Anfield. Orthose couple of 30 yarders he scored.
Have Everton seriously not announced Koeman yet?
England vs Russia in the football
England vs Australia in the rugger
England vs Sri Lanka in the cricket
Decent few days.
![swansea-16-17-kits+%25282%2529[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fVVveum.jpg "swansea-16-17-kits+%25282%2529[1]")
>>68240715
Swansea
>>68240755
they are still preparing the posters with trashy inspirational quote
>>68240764
I agree
>>68240755
they probably saw the posters on here betting £6k just to win £300 and are making them sweat a bit longer
![birmingham-city-16-17-home-kit-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GSKq0m6.jpg "birmingham-city-16-17-home-kit-2[1]")
>>68240715
>>68240768
Birmingham's gonna look mint shitting on the Villa next season
>>68240768
absolutely disgusting
>>68240692
>>68240701
>>68240794
why are adidas so good las?
Emery when
I don't need a full-on arab money transfer window, all I want is a real manager
![bournemouth-16-17-jd-home-kit-h[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m5qEmMX.jpg "bournemouth-16-17-jd-home-kit-h[1]")
miles better than the piece of shit of last season
Jan Aage Fjortoft @JanAageFjortoft 5h5 hours ago
Re: Mkhitaryan
Man UTD wants to take him away from Arsenal. The Dortmund-player has the same agent as Zlatan....
thoughts?
>>68240768
GOAT kit desu
![nottingham-forest-16-17-adidas-home-kit-b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KgZ4zaT.jpg "nottingham-forest-16-17-adidas-home-kit-b[1]")
>>68240794
Forest rocking similar shit, don't like that fucking sponsor desu
>>68240718
>Ronaldo running back from the other half to win the ball back
Sure thing.
>>68240822
cant see mou wanting him desu
>>68240822
United have fallen for the meme
Juventis supposedly would sell Pogba to United for £78M. They are also interested in Mata. and Darmian
R.I.P. Lewandowski's dad
>>68240822
sounds like bullshit
Besides, Dortmund would be stupid to lose 3 key players in 1 window
leaked pic of lewis cook rocking leeds' new away kit
>>68240718
cringing me arse off tbqh
>>68240835
t. The Metro
>>68240835
Can see him going to Madrid as this years marquee signing
>>68240844
He won't sign a contract so they'll have to get the cash now mate
>>68240718
>mixed race couple
Ah yes
>>68240909
whats that supposed to mean?
>>68240890
Zorc's already said that talks are still ongoing, and it's bullshit that he's refused to sign a new contract.
>>68240890
But Lewa was in the same situation and they let him go on a free
>>68223289
Dybala
Hernanes
>>68240718
>even in adverts stones can't defend
>>68240829
It's portrayal of how Ronaldo perceives his own real life performances. His life is a Nike advert.
>>68223289
Martial
Memphis
>>68240920
send hernanes back to brazil pls
>>68240928
>In my mind, I help defend
>>68223289
>Best
Kirchhoff, Kaboul, Kone and Khazri
>Worst
N'Doye by a long, long way thank christ it was a loan.
>>68240942
>if I score more goals than the other team, they can't win. Therefore I am defending
>>68240822
Mata tier player
Can't see Mou having any use for him
>>68240822
>no Vardy
>no Miki
>no Piszczu, Krycho and Milik
Arsenal are officially done for.
>>68240945
>Felcher, Gomez and Graham are gone
>O'Shea and Brown dont start every game, if ever
>Cattermole isn't the best player in midfield anymore
>striker can score
>promising young keeper
>Bog Sem is a stable manager with proper clout
Things are looking up for Blunderland desu. I fancy a top 15 finish this time round.
[SERIOUS] Is De Gea Spain's starting keeper?
>>68240988
Apparently Del Bosque always starts the goalkeeper he started in the last friendly before a tournament. And that was De Gea.
>>68240988
he should be but del bosque is an idiot so who knows
>>68240988
Attention! [Serious] Tag Notice
Jokes, puns, and off-topic comments are not permitted in any comment, parent or child.
Parent comments that aren't from the target group will be removed, along with their child replies.
Report comments that violate these rules.
Posts that have few relevant answers within the first hour, and posts that are not appropriate for the [Serious] tag will be removed. Consider doing an AMA request instead.
Thanks for your cooperation and enjoy the discussion!
>>68241007
how the mighty have fallen
>>68240988
how could he not be? Kept United in the top half of the league at least
>68240983 NEW
>68240983 NEW
>68240983 NEW
>>68240982
>Top 15
You have it all wrong, the ride will never end. Mid-table mediocrity never.
>>68241024
>100 posts early
>not even linked right
>>68241007
>cashitass
thats not even clever
>>68241024
frig off vujadin
>>68241024
>>68240983 NEW
Now I look like a newfriend
>>68241024
>96 posts early
>fucks the link up
>lives in the 3rd world
JUST
>>68240917
and his replacements were Cerci, Ramos and Auba.
2, for the large part, flopped and one wasn't expected to be a CF desu.
Top clubs tend to not be insane, but this is Dortmund so who knows.
>>68241040
>>68241024
>90 replies early
fucking hell you're a retard
>>68241034
please love me finland
what are some genuine good bets for the Euros?
Wales to make Quarter final is 5/1. Good bet?
>>68241024
The absolute state of (You)
>>68224890
13 goals in 37 games is hardly lighting up the league. He was absolutely gash at Everton, think he only ever played one game. Was loaned to Bolton and only played one game for them too.
>>68241043
>Cerci
Immobile
And I'm pretty sure when Aubameyang arrived, they said he was also an option at CF. Also Ramos was solid this season.
>>68241059
Croatia la
>>68240924
underrated
>>68240829
he used to at united when they couldn't clear the ball out of the back end
but you're such a fucking casual you'd know nownt
bristol city have signed gary o'neil
>>68241094
>7/4 odds
isn't arousing me, mate.
I'm off to get a late lunch, you lads want anything?
Obamayeng when?
Sane when?
Laporte when?
>>68241118
when >you become a big club (ie never)
>>68241130
For you
>>68241075
Auba finishing led me to believe otherwise. I'm surprised he scored so much this season. Besides he wasn't a bad Winger.
>this season.
*for the latter portion of this season.
Who will flop the most in their debut season?
>Mourinho (at new club)
>Guardiola
>Koeman (at new club)
>Conte
>Klopp (full season so fans cant hide the stats of his win % is the same as Brendans)
>>68240939
pls buy it, rejects Chinese teams, otherwise will remain until the end of the contract watching the games from the stands.
>>68241007
how come whenever he makes a mistake he always looks for an offside or some kind of other free kick? Is he really that delusional he can't accept he just fucked up?
>>68241192
Conte
>>68241192
As much as I hate to say iyt, Koeman
It won't be his fault, but that club is just shitty and toxic
>>68241142
>Besides he wasn't a bad Winger.
He wasn't bad, but his passes to the middle kind of sucked. Funnily enough they've actually improved since he started playing in the middle. He definitely played pretty centrally at ASSE.
Ramos had some alright games in the first half of the season too. He helped start the comeback against Paderborn, and probably should have had a brace against Hertha.
>>68241192
Mou, Koeman and Klopp already know the PL, so either of the other two.
My money's on Pep having a bitchfit when he gets pulisballed to a 1-0 loss at home after having 102% possession
>>68241192
Conte
Klopp
Maureen
>>68241231
Mourinho wont flop for another 2 seasons now.
>>68225328
>not exclusively fucking fat girls
>>68241040
yes you are
>>68240718
>interracial family
england pls
>>68241241
>Day old post
Why?
>>68241259
I am getting sick and tired of it. Its not even a regular thing in London.
Its as if a governing body exists just to make sure interracial relationships are included in every media outlet
>>68241290
I'm visiting London ATM and every other couple is interracial what are you talking about?
>>68241288
sorry I'm new here I don't know posting etiquette
>>68241328
youre visiting the wrong places
Why do people find leafy funny?
>>68241376
am i supposed to know what that is?
>>68241376
the youtube guy? wrong thread buddy
>>68241356
I've been all over London the majority of white couples are tourists or Eastern European. Unless they're rich I guess
>>68241222
Won't lie, was purely judging his goal scoring form but he did had some good performances in the first half and it was sad not to see him not score at times.
With the better coaches Dortmund have I won't be surprised he comes back to his hertha form, but what grinds my gears is Dortmund selling their best talent every summer.
I can't register a reason, they could easily challenge Bayern more if Lewa and Gotze stayed, now it's micky and hummels. Bah
>>68241514
lovely proxy
>>68241376
Canada?
>>68241514
Its not just his scoring, he has incredible control and ball retention ability because of his size and ability, theres so many times he dribbles a bit in midfield, holds off a defender and puts in a cross or pass from 30 yards away that results in a shot on goal from nothing
Will he be his clubs top goalscorer next season?
>>68241514
>I won't be surprised he comes back to his hertha form
Apparently he's looking to go to China this summer, with Dortmund looking at Werner as a replacement. Personally I think he's a bit too similar to Aubameyang, but he's still young.
>>68241554
disregard this i thought this was regarding pogba
>>68241558
No, Firmino will
>>68241591
Ive not seen any rumours of Firmino going to PSG
>>68241563
Christ...
Werner is decent tho, river has some decent young strikers and they're always willing to sell, a la talent conveyor belt, so I hope they consider some there.
>>68241591
>falling for the Firmino meme
>>68241221
>toxic
lol wut, kept the same shit manager for 11 years. Allowed Martinez to continue for three seasons when any other club would have sacked him midway through his second.
It's about as comfy a job as any manager could ask for.
Who /stillhasthisthreadopen/ here?
>>68223289
>best
has to be Vincent Janssen, too bad he'll probably leave immediately
>worst
probably El Hamdaoui although he joined as a free agent and we sold him on for €100k a month later. Hasn't done shit in the 7 matches he played though
AZ Alkmaar btw
>people thought Mikti was going to Arsenal
You do realise writing Twitter rumours is the easiest shit ever?
>Mr Totally Bollocks goes
>"I have it on authority from several well known sources that Arsenal are speaking to Mitki"
>Mr Another Totally Bollocks reads this and goes
>"I have it on good authority from several sources that United/City/Chelsea/Madrid/Barca/X Club/Y Club are preparing to hijack the transfer of X/Y/Z/Q/X to Arsenal"
Or whatever. It's the easiest shit and people lap it up. I believe, every year since Twatter became big, that other people make a lineup of all the claimed big move deals that didn't happen.
Look at /sp/ at the delusion that the likes of Liverpool or City fans (or falseflaggers) claim with their "WHO CAN STOP US?" posts based on 'totally concrete information' and then how many of those players actually make the switch.
Otherwise Liverpool would have Gotze, Sanchez, Krycho, Hummels, Martinez and shit loads of other players.
>>68243978
How's life on the spectrum?
>>68240869
He's black so no
>>68241192
Wenger.
>>68223289
>best
Mariott
>worst
Mackail-Smith
>>68241290
pretty much every family shown in British adverts is interratial now it's ridiculous
always black men and white women as well, people in advertising must be huge cucks
![brucey2116-100218[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VdGJGF2.jpg "brucey2116-100218[1]")
![QPQOR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UUssQ9g.jpg "QPQOR[1]")
![Tp7oy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xzax4du.jpg "Tp7oy[1]")
![LxIQeYR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2JKSkA8.jpg "LxIQeYR[1]")
![7LeSYqv[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dJcUHWx.jpg "7LeSYqv[1]")
![JjBY4D4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c2s3wx8.jpg "JjBY4D4[1]")
![leeds7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qZmvkyc.png "leeds7[1]")
