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Australia v South Africa ODI at Providence
starts in 8 hours
1st for childhood heroes
>>68192633
>but they're still MORE than able to perform at a level that is entertaining.
not primetime main channel level
its fine on gem/go/gold w/e
get the feeling you've never actually watched a womens game
Thoughts on Murali's action? Was it legal?
>>68192648
The science tests determined it was legal plus he was a top bloke so its all good
>>68192647
Not yet no, but it LITERALLY only just became professional for the top level players.
>>68192648
I think its relatively likely it was illegal.
I've had people tell me he was able to bowl in a cast (i.e. without bending the arm) but who is to say that he didn't bend during the match to bowl better.
>>68192648
I unironically examined it in great detail, and it was legal
>>68192672
How was his bend and was it impressive to examine?
>>68192647
not yet, but giving them exposure will get more girls to signup and the standard will eventually rise if there is more interest
the number of girls playing cricket in Australia has quadrupled in the last few years. it's good progress
>>68192685
Let's just say he knew how to use his wrists
Warne must be internally seething at not holding the record tbqh
>>68192689
And those girl players are all putting money in CA's pocket
No matter what you think about the level of competition as it stands now, it's for the best.
>>68192695
>implying Warne gives a fuck
He's too busy rooting hookers
>>68192704
Thats what ill be doing when i get my next Newstart pay
Can someone actually spin a ball on a glass surface or is it just a thing that people say?
>>68192695
Anyone who knows anything knows Warne was far better than Murali
If Murali was playing for Pakistan, India, Australia or even the fucking WIndies he wouldn't have had half the wickets he did. He was a great bowler in a team of fucking terrible bowlers, and so he could pad his wicket count out.
Warne had to compete with MacGill for selection and guys like Lee and McGrath for wickets and he spent more time off the team than Murali did.
>>68192695
he might be at his mum, that "diet pill" cost him the record
>>68192704
Kek. Warne is fucking broken inside. He is less secure than Kim Kardashian. It's obvious by how butthurt he gets over even the most irrelevant and petty things
see: Starc calling him a hasbeen and his literal butthurt for years
>>68192714
why can't you get a job?
I was on newstart, fucking sucked
>>68192722
>Kek. Warne is fucking broken inside.
the shit he posts on twitter would point to this
>>68192722
I wonder what the Marlon Samuels comments done to him mentally. Warne is very insecure about his looks and getting roasted my someone with an iq of 50 must be devastating to the psyche
>you now remember Warne unironically organised a boys tour to America to try and get the BSA's to notice him
>it failed miserably
>>68192726
I can get a job but i never hold them for long. I get a job, get fired then go back to Newstart. Iv'e had 8 jobs in the last 2 years
>>68192741
Warne is a narcissist and that tour was purely to stroke his ego. Only Indian expats showed up and his plan backfired
Put $10 on Faf to top score and tahir to take the most wickets for south africa
>>68192741
>>68192757
Why do you care about Warne so much?
Just woke up lads
Where's the wogball thread?
>krazypedophile is shitting up the twitter account with his obsession with a 17 year old
Literally gonna get us put on a list lad.
>>68192942
>implying i shill any of the pretenders, much less a literal fucking child
I only Ellysepost
>>68193067
Fuck off with your Wogball m8
>>68192720
Didn't even work
>>68192805
Warne is a national icon, everyone in the country cares about him in some way, shape or form
>>68193035
You're LITERALLY the Cheatle poster.
I exposed you with an elite truth bomb and it took you MONTHS to come up with a rebuttal, which was LITERALLY "n-no".
>>68193067
>Australian Born Greeks UNIRONICALLY playing Greece
Christ lads. I can smell the crowd from here
I'm going to go punch a wog in the face at the local lads.
I've had enough of them and their ""sport""
>>68193373
Punch one of the wogs that need to talk a fucking decibel louder in normal conversation
>>68193447
That's all of them lad
>>68193454
True m8. Bunch of animals the lot of them
>>68192719
>this post
Warne would literally be nowhere near Murali if he didn't get to play some of the worst England teams of all time every 18 months.
The one time he faced a moderately competitive English team he got his shit kicked in and lost the Ashes. And don't even get me started on his record against the Indians.
>b-b-but le Indians could le play spin xD
Wrong. Murali was clearly better. Stats don't mean dick if you can't front up against the best players of your era. Warne got murdered literally everytime he played India or Lara.
>>68192805
krazykrezja is eternally obsessed and filled with hatred for Warne because Warne denied NSW's brave Stuart MacGill 500 wickets
He unironically thinks MacGill was better than Warne too.
>>68192803
>Faf
The meme is over. He got exposed thoroughly last year.
Put it on QdK lad
>>68193684
Completely wrong and still ignored the objective truth bombs in my post.
Sri Lanka played even worse teams than England regularly
why is /cric/ scared of /hoc/?
>>68193710
>le if i le say he's le wrong then he le is le xD
>le truth bombs xD
>le ebin au/sp/ jargon xD
>>68193684
>The one time he faced a moderately competitive English team he got his shit kicked in and lost the Ashes
0/10 try again
>>68193703
i am and he did
Imagine having a lead of 270 on a square turner pitch and then pissing it away and losing the match.
Imagine being a broken perpetual manchild forever chasing your daughter's friends for companionship while still being Australia's greatest living treasure.
Imagine being Shane Warne.
>>68193764
>Imagine being Shane Warne
I did every day as a kid
>>68193764
reminder the only famous person in the history of NZ is lomu and hes dead while warne is still alive and fucking teenage qts
>>68193792
lorde tbqh
>>68193802
that chink girl as well
no idea who she is but espn told me she is famous
>, while Rilee Rossouw is the man set to make way whenever Faf du Plessis recovers from a finger injury.
laughable. Roussouw is a decent player but will get dropped while Behardien has a spot for life. Literally Mark Chapman is better than Behardien, not even joking i'd actually bet he is.
you have ten (10) minutes to explain to me why Murali isn't a chucker
pic related
>>68193891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDxRhcpBZio
I would of stayed up to watch this match but i got a massive gyprocking job in the morning
Got a job tomorrow for a Mrs. Alison Zampa to install gyprock.
Son must be out of town so she needs a professional
>>68193684
Stats also shows that Murali got shit loads of wickets against the weaker Zimbabwe teams and sadly against my country as well. Warne is way better.
unless de villiers can go full meme australia will win in a canter
>>68194370
>my country
What years were you the president m8?
Ugly XI in the no particular order
Lyth
Rahane
Ballance
Smoth
Chandimal
Fuckner
Abbott
Ashlose
Hazleshit
Ishant Sharma
Lyon
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
How do we beat /hoc/ lads, what's the game plan?
>>68195223
Nice try /hoc/ spy
Will Fap on my Pussy even play today?
This quota shit is really fucking the saffers Tbh
>>68195351
It just amazes me how shit the South African team is. Faf most likely won't even play but they'll continue playing fucking Duminy and Behardien.
>>68195544
Not to mention ABDV's complete inability to captain
For a team with players as good as they do, South Africa should be so, so much better
>>68194370
Zimbabwe were a mid tier team at first tbf
>>68195544
Duminy is barely even black though and I'm guessing the Muslims count as colored players. If I were SA I'd obviously keep Rabada and just load up withOaki expat spinners
>>68195631
If it's not white it's okay
Bavuma is literally the only decent pure black batsman in South African history
>>68195631
*paki
>>68195646
Bavuma is decent but he's more of a test specialist. Phangiso is trash
He dindu nuffin
Discuss
>>68195806
>South Africa's greatest ever match fixer
>dies
>>68195585
The team itself has shit players but the country has some good players.
>>68195631
Apparently even De Kock is counted as coloured.
>>68195910
KEK
and what fucking colour is that? le cock looks like a normal saffer
I'm really fucking good at video games lads
>>68195988
His father's white but his mom's coloured so he counts as a coloured player as well.
>>68196089
reminder this means I was right about the 60% quota and krazykunt has been exposed AGAIN
>>68196087
based goosey
Who /nosleep/ here?
Sith Efrka are playing EIGHT coloured played with TWO Africans. 9 if you consider De Kock as well. This is just fucking absurd.
When does it start?
>>68197794
6 minutes lad
>>68197782
de kock is white bro. he just looks inbred.
>>68197822
His mother's coloured so apparently he's counted as a coloured player.
any streams that accept adblock?
who /on a boat/ here?
>>68197856
i'm going to need a source on that. a quick google search couldn't help me.
>>68192706
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of two faced cunts.
Fuck enzid
>>68195910
Filthy quadroon
>>68197898
Can't bother finding it.
>>68198059
What?
Never reply to me again, cunt!
>sterc not playing
>>68198084
because it's a lie :P
>>68198109
haha it's actually not though xD
>>68198105
haha rip lady
Will we see a score above 200 lads?
The first 2 games were low scoring
avg score of 227 at this ground?!
Coulter Nile fucking triggers my autism. Hazlewood building pressure and Nathan sperging out in his line and length.
Which countries is it "real nigga hours" in now?
>>68198283
1 hour and 7 minutes left for me but I probably have to sleep.
So just Eastern side of Australia.
>The second Test of South Africa’s tour of Sri Lanka in 2014 played at Sinhalese Sports Club Ground, Colombo, saw a rather awkward scenario; the wicketkeepers of both sides were named “Dickwella” and “de Kock.”
COULTER FUCKING NILE REEEEEEEEEE
cricket is gay
>>68198301
ok so it starts at 2:30
>>68198332
Yeah, the real nigga hours go on from 2:30am to 5am.
Who the fuck is the third umpire?
why don't they have that heat thing (or whatever it is)?
wow, ok.
>>68198322
m8 we are done with bundes youve already lost its too late to start now. we run /hoc/ now
>>68198409
no hot spot or snicko because Guyana is a 3rd world country
>>68198430
no
>>68198433
couldn't they fly it in or something?
>>68198433
>implying Guyana alone
UMPBALL
M
P
B
A
L
L
HazleGOD on GOAT watch
Coulter-Nile on suicide watch
>Congradgelation Kankaroos can become reality today
>>68198458
pretty sure the countries that don't have snicko or hot spot are Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Caribbean countries and India (because they don't believe in using it). Pakistan wouldn't have it if they played at home but UAE does
NOOOOOOOOOICE
NOOOOICE GAZZA
>westerners playing spin
why do 90% of us suck so much against spin?
Is Amla the most autistic batsman on SA?
>reviewing that
R O S S O U W
O
S
S
O
U
W
>>68198565
Dunno, but it really is pathetic. Has prevented this Australia team from being a great team for the last few years
>>68194517
In Bangladesh? Everyone and I mean everyone!
>All these big strong foreigners ITT
Why do we deserve this honour?
Is Matt Wade considered more of a cunt Matt Prior?
Can't watch the game but how is Amla looking? Might put 50 on him scoring a fifty if he's playing well
>>68198805
>Can't watch the game
are u blind?
>>68198805
He's playing well. Unless he's not.
>>68198805
Amla 19 (33)
de Villiers 9 (11)
average score at this park is 220 odd
>>68198883
Currently the odds for south africa scoring less than 256 are at 1.88
Easy money Tbh, >we are into the tail once of these two gets out
If you're not in top shape and your cardio sucks, after how many overs will you be tired, chasing the ball around in the hot sun?
Interesting
>>68198984
i don't think you need to be in top shape to stand around
>>68198953
Duminy can sometimes score runs. Every time I see him play IPL or T20I he's always slog 6's and making good contributions. It's hilarious once he plays odi or test he turns to shit
>>68199084
He's not bad, not brilliant either. Good cricketer though.
rip sa sport
thank fuck i have muh esports
He literally doesn't even care anymore, Australia will drive him into retirement after the test series this summer
>>68199529
Didn't G Smith retire 6 opposition captains or something?
I also don't think AB will see another WC. Maybe 2 years of destroying his stats.
>>68197864
http://cricket-365.nl/cricket-live-2.html
>>68195806
fuck off!
Might as well just play Australia A during the winter , would be more competitive
Saffers on irrelevant watch.
Just woke up lads. Big gyprock job today
Morning
What's with all the rare flags today?
>SA 189/9
There is nothing that makes me seethe more than a score like that. You only scored 189 runs in 50 overs and you didn't attempt to get extra runs when you had 1 wicket left in hand. Anytime I see a low score with with wickets left it fucking triggers my autism. Fuck South Africa and fuck that score!
>>68198953
profits lads
Can someone from /cric/ explain the muh aggression/lolwin2lose tactics that Kikeal Cuck used to play with when he captained?
Also did McMeme captain in a similar way?
>>68202473
*lose2win
sorry
>warncuck
collapse
>156 replies
>18 posters
ded thread
ded poomunity
griget
>everyone loses a game
Big Strong Victorians to the rescue.
CHINAMAN WHEN
wallop
CHINAMAN
H
I
N
A
M
A
N
ha ha time for umpball
also that looked out as fuck
shit umpiring
lol this one isn't out
>amla
>sleep at 2
>wake up at 6
Just fuck my life up lads
IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>68204015
I go to sleep at ~12am and wake up at ~12pm every day
feels fantastic
>>68204076
So do I because I've got holidays, but I had to get up early today.
>>68204076
What about work?
Haha just kidding I know you're a total failure at life
finch and wade will save us
thank you based victoria
Why are Worcestershire objectively the best county lads?
Australia collapsing against spin kek.
>>68204101
>work
I choose not to impose such suffering upon myself
let me guess you work 10 hours a week at home and earn 75k a year like everyone else on 4chan yh yh right
>this spell by Shamsi
>>68204173
wut
3/5 wickets have been by quicks
>Finch in charge on rescuing Australia
K E K
>a chinaman
>in 2016
Oh boy that's a rare flag
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
dayboo
>>68204324
You do realise that you care about this more than any of the nations actually involved
SURELY the Ausfailians don't give a fuck about this
Good effort from the comms to try and pretend this innings is going the full 50 overs.
>>68204355
Ausfailia is asleep now anyways lad. Just aving a giggle. It's just funny that they can't chase down 189
Holy shit there are actually Australians unironically here right now. How can you live with yourselfves? Your team is PATHETIC
LBW: the team
aus are fucking shit
>>68204457
>Ausfailia is asleep now anyways lad.
No they aren't, they're just hiding. Only the west coast and NEETs are asleep now.
>Finch is gonna carry his bat in an ODI
Has this happened before? Not to my memory, though I don't really remember many ODIs
>>68204604
If Fonch gets them over the line, it will LITERALLY be a miracle
>>68204637
Are you sure you know what "carry his bat" means m8?
Put a cheeky fiver on Finch carrying his bat
Come on Lyon get out
>>68204670
if he's not out
if he's the lone survivor
>current run rate 3.77
>required run rate 3.83
are these low scoring matches the most exciting
>>68204771
>pyjama cricket
>exciting
But otherwise yes. Runfests are for plebs and normies.
>A Victorian is the only performing player in a run chase
gatecuck and KrazyKocksucker on suicide watch
>>68204815
So that 400 odd run chase that SA did to Straya isn't considered the GOAT odi?
>>68204853
Yes, but because 400 at the time was fucking ridiculous. Before that match the highest ever ODI score was 391. Also the fact that the chase ended 9 down. I remember when it happened, it was all over the news being like "Australia have beaten the world record by 40 runs" and then "oh fuck South Africa had beaten them"
I remember earlier in the same year NZ chased down 330 in a Chappell-Hadlee ODI, and that was the biggest chase of all time. We held that record for all of about 4 months, and got beaten by 100 runs.
>>68204853
No, it's the 2nd best ODI.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_Cricket_World_Cup_2nd_semi-final
>>68204950
That match had the most meme finish along with the time the Windies fan ran the field and cost Straya a win
What did he mean by this?
Shamsi should have 4 wickets Tbh
>Australia in ODI spinning conditions
God FUCKING dammit
The ONE time I need an Australian to do something for me
Fuck you Finch you owe me $5
OGRE
G
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>>68205189
His only wicket wasn't even out mate.
Why is the camera doing nothing?
Streaker?
>Australia
what went wrong?
>>68205295
Really? He had 5 or 6 shouts that looked good. Umps doing a shit job tonight
fucking rain dance
Are Ausfailians still pretending to be asleep?
>>68205755
stop talkin sweet bout the fuckin Aussies, our cricket team aint shit nigga step off
Hump Fat Goy Inspired American Postings, Inc.
In some shady van lads
>>68205827
They'd be rubbing your face in their shit if it was the other way around. Remember >183 LOL MCMEME BTFO! Why are you defending them?
>tfw hot chinky/aussie bitch on big brother
Can >we do it lads?
>>68205913
There's a slight difference between a World Cup final played in Australia, in summer, in primetime on a Sunday, and an irrelevant ODI series in the Caribbean in winter, at 6am on a Wednesday morning.
Do you really think there should be the same number of Aus posters for both scenarios?
>mfw Lyon gets a 50
>>68205913
Because NO ONE gives a fuck about ODIs outside the WC mate. You're the only person watching this.
>the city of Australia
Thank fuck. $3.43 on SA winning it nearly makes up for the $5 I lost on Finch getting out.
>>68206012
>>68206093
I remember there being more here when they BTFO the Tendies. They were more curious to see Sterc play that game though. Maybe they didn't give a shit once they saw NCN was playing
How do we fix Australia lads?
Is this game on normal tv?
>>68206093
ODIs are good tbqh
Almost ate in public lads
Weather looking bad for the Lord's test
>incorrect score
>"comfotably"
Shall we play guess the writer lads? Not a hard one to get.
>>68198530
>>68198458
The host broadcaster (not even the board) have to pay for DRS which is why the poor countries have shit versions of it.
There are two versions of hotspot (one quality of camera is better) and only Australia and England use the good one. Even things like HawkEye, which is just a computer program, is shit in poor countries because the actual framerate of the cameras used there is bad.
I really think that DRS is the one thing that the ICC (ala the Pig 3) needs to foot the bill for so it is uniform across the board.
>>68206150
are you betting literal pennies?
>>68209129
>LE FUG LE PIG TREE XDXDXDXD
Fat Hump Gay Ltd. sponsored by Krispy Kreme doughnuts
>>68209078
Lmao been reposted already
I swear Moonda is literally there because of some females quota or something, her writing makes George Dobell look like Gideon Haigh
Just passed the driving theory test lads
>>68209597
She is there because of a quota. But it isn't a gender quota.
There are some fantastic female cricket journalists (well one). see: Allison Mitchell
Mum=ICC
Purple=BCCI
Red=ECB
Blue=CA
>>68209659
She makes match reports bad. Match reports are literally just listing what happens in a match. It takes some serious skill to make those bad.
And yeah I'm sure there are tons. The chicks that talk on TMS sometimes clearly know a bit, even that Brit Indian IPL chick actually forms sentences, and if she got into writing we wouldn't have to hear her whiny voice.
Moonda's article on Tony Cozier is the most embarrassing attempt at a tribute I have ever read.
he's done it lads, trump fat goy has achieved his final form
>>68209834
Pretty sure his final form is becoming the first white person to represent the USA in cricket
Would take about a week of training I'd guess.
Time for some stimulating cricket discussion lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427133
>>68209893
Making the USA team would be hard as fuck Tbh. I used to play competitive Ping Pong (which ended up being retarded) and tournaments will filled with Indians,Paki's and chinks. It was like a fucking fraternity of the dorkiest/most autistic people I've ever seen. Cricket would be 20 times worse. Are team is Literally DUDE EXPAT LMAO. It's too bad because if I had grown up in a commonwealth country I would have played cricket
>>68210207
Yeah true, but on skill alone it wouldn't be hard. The US team would be on par with most local club's 2nd or 3rd teams here.
I'm sure you could do it if you really wanted to, just got to get past the racism of all the expats.
>>68210207
Based Trump Hat Guy. You should literally run the American Cricket Association.
>>68210294
>just got to get past the racism of all the expats
you've posted this so many times and it's so obvious you have literally never travelled overseas for an extended period of time.
Speaking as someone who lived on campus uni and lived in college in the USA, South Asians are just about the most bro-tier expats, easily relatable and usually quite extroverted. The ones who are absolute shut-ins and impossible to befriend are the chinks.
Some of my best friends are browny expats. It sounds like your entire view of ~2billion people is based on a couple who bullied you at university. Here's the reality: if you can't relate with people who you have a common interest with (cricket), you're probably autistic and they think you are weird as fuck.
>inb4 you ar a le paki xddd
>>68210600
Based KrazyGOD.
Thanks for being my friend
>>68210600
Yes of course that explains why there are so many white people in the US cricket team, they're so friendly and get all their white friends to play because they're friendly!
And I'm mostly referring to American ones, the guys here are fine, because NZ is very good at assimilating foreigners. Pretty much the only guys who will bowl at me are brown.
>>68210749
Im not your friend
>>68210294
>>68210310
I wonder even if the USA team could play a test at the drop of a hat. I know it takes years to get test status(something USA will never get) so fuck it. Half the team are probably fatties that would have a heart attack if they played 50 overs. A team of part time cab drivers where I the only white boi does not appeal to me. They all be talking shit about me in their native meme language.
>>68204173
reminder kuntykucka literally thinks this team can beat India in India
>>68211544
Adam voges will score a first innings triple century in the 1st test
Screencap this post
>>68211544
It's good that it happened now before the Indian tour tbqh
Gives the lads a chance to work on their technique
They managed well against Narine, who tore the throat out of South Africa too
>>68204822
Finch is underappreciated af
>>68213918
literally neck yourself
>>68213997
Apologise to him now!
>Ausfailia couldn't chase down 189
>>68214162
They tried their best
Based Gary outscoring every """"Batsman"""" apart from Finch
The colored saffers played better than the whites. Didn't see that coming, maybe this quota thing might work out
Fat Dump Goy Ltd.
Listening to Thrift Shop lads
>>68214162
There is literally nothing wrong with Australian batting.
>>68214660
>whites
>good at spin
pick only one
>>68215020
Warne
>>68215020
Stuart McGill
>>68215020
Xavier Doherty
>>68215020
alastair campbell
>>68215587
>german making a joke
>joke is actually funny
l-lads?
>>68215587
Solid.
what's saxon's last name?
>>68216038
Peters
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/south-africa-day-night-pink-ball-test-adelaide-oval-australia-2016-summer-players-tickets/2016-06-08
Daniel is literally seething right now
>>68216200
absolutely based
tbqh South Africa are in a stronger position bowling wise over this
>>68215602
>German
That is CLEARLY the British neo-nazi who goes to uni in Goymany
The actual German only ever posts weeb shit
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>68216264
Might want to update your hilarious 2015 meme folder a bit.
>>68210600
>South Asians are just about the most bro-tier expats
fuck me lads I'm frozen to the bone here
>>68216533
I LITERALLY could not give less of a fuck.
I'll be watching the brave AusGODs take on GOATistan, while you lads waste time on memeswing
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/ashes-day-night-test-steve-smith-australia-england-james-sutherland-ecb-ca/2016-06-08
Stove doesn't want D/N Ashes. I kinda disagree because it could give a massive advantage considering GOATstralia will have played heaps of D/N by then and Englel won't have played any.
>>68216533
Will teams still lose their best players to Australian duty at literally the most important part of the tournament?
>>68216562
>Broad and Anderson
>Swinging the pink ball under lights
No thanks
>>68216562
He's probably frightened about giving Englel swinging conditions after >60
I don't think they'd force one for the Ashes though. There's more than enough interest in those games.
>>68216587
>Blandershit doing anything outside of England
Kek
>>68216589
Interest in the ashes has nothing to do with it. D/N puts the game on during prime time hours so Channel 9 makes shitloads more shekels.
>>68216668
No, but they're still going to be making a fuckload anyway, hence why I said they're not likely to force it on the players at this stage if they aren't willing to play it.
The only real problem I can think of with the day/night meme is how do you balance it? Is it just totally arbitrary? How do you decide how many day nighters should be in a series? Do you eventually get to series that are only day/nighters?
Also, it was brought up a while ago that playing a test in Dunedin in day/night hours probably wouldn't require lights at all given sunset happens at 10:30, do you still use the meme pink ball?
>>68216694
>implying jews are content with fuckloads of money when they could have piles of fuckloads of money
the doctor said i have a similar vitamin d reading to muslim women who have everything but the eyes covered
>>68216698
50/50 will be the eventual target in Australia
3 games (Adelaide, Brisbane, Hobart/Canberra) will be Day/Nighters
The traditional Boxing Day & New Years matches don;'t need to be D/N games because they are on during the holidays
The Poorth game doesn't need to be a D/N because their timezone already puts it on during primetime
Could someone post the david warner IQ pasta
>>68216765
David Warner is the smartest international Cricket player in either tests or limited overs. Not only that, but David Warner is more intelligent than both Barack Obama and Thomas Edison. Do you think I'm joking? I'm not.
Warner scored a 42/50 on the Wonderlic intelligence test. A score of 20 is consistent with average intelligence. To convert a Woderlic score to IQ, double the value and add 60. This means Warner has an IQ of 144.
To add some context, this means David Warner has a higher IQ than the following individuals:
Thomas Edison
Abraham Lincoln
Thomas Jefferson
Barack Obama
Bill Clinton
Adolf Hitler
Here are the Wonderlic scores for other relevant Cricket stars:
Alastair Cook - 35
Kane Williamson - 33
Stuart Broad - 28
Virat Kohli - 28
Steve Smith - 27
Marlon Samuels - 6
>>68216738
based threadcunt
>>68216795
Can someone who has legitimate skill at webming pls make webms out of that entire ad pls
>>68216804
too long lad, I can make a 20 second one but anything more triggers the filesize limit
>>68216809
Nah I mean like webms of pretty much every individual shot bc they're all fucking crackup
>>68216841
when I can be bothered, sure
>Langer chimped out at the curators and told them to start making classic WACA pitches again
>Starc and Pattinson bowling on it
came here from /trans/
>>68216864
t. Alessandro Pittorino
http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/yorkshire-vikings-vs-worcestershire-rapids-live-streaming
Sky Sports 2 is playing the Aus v NZ group stage match
I haven't actually watched this since the day since there are no decent highlights packages online. McMeme just got hit in the arm.
>>68216900
>cricfree
lad
http://cdn19.crichd.in/sky-sports-2-live-streaming
Reminder that it should've been Australia vs South Africa in the world cup final but new zealand's weather saved them
>>68216903
It honestly makes no difference for me they're both just as grainy
>>68216914
Almost glad it did, just so we could see this
>starc a year ago
take me back lads
>>68216919
can't use adblock with crictime though
>>68216954
Lol this amateur
>>68216954
lol
>Ian Smith seething
>Warne cackling with glee and constantly making fun of him
I forgot about this kek
>>68216975
Ian Smith also commentates Rugby, the Kiwis think he is the best thing since sliced bananas
>>68216987
Just a year ago Daniel and another kiwi were jerking off to him and his """insightful""" commentary here
>>68216987
Ian Smith was literally told during the day night test to leave the commentary box by Slates and Heals for being too loud and talking too much
>>68216999
>by Slates and Heals
fucking kek, that just says it all
>>68216999
The day night test had some good moments tbqh
>Healy and Taylor rambling on about inane shit like usual
>Hussey tells them to shut up and watch the cricket
>prolonged silence
How do we fix this complete and utter shit lads?
Whats the point of having 2 SBS if they dont even show the fuckin wogball
>The last time an Australian opening bowler had a better economy than Hazlewood's (2.00) in this match, bowling all 10 overs - McGrath 2/18 vs Pak, SCG, Jan 2005.
MCGRATH 2.0 CONFIRMED
Poopelia Ltd.
Another great performance from the great bogan hope that is Mitchell Marsh. Better than Ben Stokes, la
>>68217192
Stokes is fucking rubbish in pyjama (6,6,6,6) and is laughably inconsistent in Test cricket.
He has had three good performances and other than that he may aswell not be playing. he literally doesn't even know how to statpad against Shit Lanka at home.
>But the really big disappointment was Glenn Maxwell. Again. The 27-year-old Melburnian's last five scores in One Day International are 0,6,0,0,3. At least he broke out of binary mode overnight. But with three runs from seven balls, he sure as hell didn't break out of his slump. He's gone from "The Big Show" of world cricket to The Big No-Show.
>>68217209
>good
>258 (192) is "good"
>6/36 is "good"
>>68217209
apart from the fact at least stokes has done something, mitchell marsh has done literally nothing at test level and looks like a test #10 and a 4th seamer. stokes is inconsistent but at least he's scored some hundreds and taken the odd 5fer
>>68217228
The fact that was the only part of my post you could proves that you KNOW that I am right
Honestly Stokes is approaching Ronchi and Shaun Marsh-tier. Only difference between them at this point is that he isnt old
>>68217232
6
6
6
6
>>68217243
>>>/facebookcommentsections/
>>>/india/
>>68217243
>60 all out
>didn't get out the t20 world cup groups
the highlight of the last year for australia is old man voges statpadding against shit teams at home on flat decks, at least stokes make contributions to get to the final unlike your 'team'. stoke's got a record breaking 200 away to a top test team
>>68217254
>the highlight of the last year for australia is old man voges statpadding against shit teams at home on flat decks
>
>>68217243
Are you REALLY using something that happened in a T20 to shit on a guy with a test match double century? Coming from "we literally don't even care about T20Is lol xd that's why we lost": the country
>>68217264
>the last year
>>68217254
BASED trump hat guy BLOWING fucking filthy ausfailian bogans THE FUCK OUT
Trump Hat Guy for /cric/ president
Make /cric/ great again
>>68217254
>an Englishman calling ANY other country shit at pyjama
kek
KEK
>>68217269
>"we literally don't even care about T20Is lol xd that's why we lost": the country
>one poster on a chinese imageboard is a country
How far on the scale do you measure? That's as fucking retarded as saying daniel's "opinions" represent the nation of New Zealand. >we lost because Smith fucked up and didn't bowl Zampa. Still we were not humiliated like England are just about every tournament
>>68217275
t. statscunt wannabe
>>68217288
>humiliated
>got to within an over of winning the final
>not humiliated
>didn't make it out of the weakest group
give me humiliated every time desu lad
>>68217288
If you seriously think you can use the T20 final as evidence for Stokes being shit then you actually are retarded. There's even better evidence, like that time he got 3 consecutive ducks in tests, or the fact that he only averages 33 after scoring the highest ever score for a number 6, but no instead you think four balls of a totally irrelevant game of luckswing is more important.
T20s measure a player's skill as much as a bowling machine does.
>>68217311
England in 2015:
>Knocked out of the World Cup by fucking Bangladesh
>Knocked out of your OWN Rugby World Cup in the GROUP STAGES
But yeah sure you can have your meme cup final. wow, such prestige, such honour
post meme skylines lads
>>68217334
Here's a classic
>>68217330
>rugby
You're fucking joking right. You're seriously reaching here.
>>68217330
yeah the 50 over world cup was embarrasing, thankfully we appear to have turned it around now. i couldn't care less about your posh boy sport though, hopefully they never win again
>>68217354
Took me a while to get, good one.
Statscunt creaming himself after that 170* was glorious
>>68217364
isnt cricket just as posh if not more so than Rugby in England?
>>68217364
>we
>>68217371
I still can't believe that innings honestly happened. I think it was in the 6th ODI against them so they were a bit dejected
Bit harder now, but easy to get if you know it
>>68217368
Got this because of the gap between 2010-2015
Malik. His return and retirement was funny as fuck
>>68217387
no idea
>>68216795
Is that David Pocock?
Are all Poopealians inbred?
last one
>>68217439
THICKcock is LITERALLY a refugee from your part of the world
>>68217422
Australia's Brave PJ Hughes
Twin hundreds gave it away
>no idea
Matthew Sinclair. Not many can boast 2 double centuries (one not out) and an average of 32. On related topics...
>9 (nine) hundreds in 111 (one hundred and eleven) tests
>>68217179
sounds like they've got standards lad
>>68217453
>your part of the world
>>68217477
btw there was a Saffer at my highschool (moved when he was 15) and if you called him a nigger he would have a statscunt-tier implosion. He would become unironically furious and start fights over it. it was like you had just fucked his mum.
if I call you a nigger will you become irrationally angry?
nigger
>>68217443
Fucking got it
Ramprakash
How the fuck can you have over 100 FC centuries but only two at test level? Mind boggling
>>68217236
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Shaun Marsh
Reminder HE has THREE test double centuries at an average of 37.72, while YOU haven't even managed to progress out of Sydney grade cricket
Reminder HE would LITERALLY be a test team mainstay by now if it weren't for his crippling drug habit
Reminder YOU are living in fucking Canberra while posting disgusting vitriol at rich and successful international cricketers while reminiscing about the glory days of getting exposed by Pat Cummins in the nets
>>68217510
jeez you are good. daniel or statsautist?
>>68217232
he barely batted all summer and is LITERALLY the fifth best seamer in Australia right now
Stokes just memes a century once a year
>>68217516
>test double centuries
You fucked up.
>>68217524
I will not reveal my endgame to you.
Tbh I just remembered it from an article that I think Zaltzman did on players who sucked at tests but were godly at FC. Had to google a few names first before I got it.
>>68217236
>>68217516
>>68217525
why do you faggots CAPITALISE words randomly
you replying to yourself or are you both VIRGINS
>>68217539
Freshcunt.
>trash talk some Worst Ausfailian shitters
>gatecuckold comes out swinging
kek, everytime
>>68217537
confirmed daniel. if it was statsy he would have insulted daniel in atleast three different ways
>>68217502
>if I call you a nigger will you become irrationally angry?
Nah I wouldnt take that seriously - these coons here drive you crazy and make your skin hard. They reckon calling you a boer is an insult.
I cant really think of something that would upset me that could be a general insult.
Where was this saffer from?
>>68217551
>there are only two new zealanders in existence
>>68217554
Joburg
>>68217559
only two that I've seen on here with an encyclopaedic knowledge of cricket
casuals do not read Andy fucking Zaltzman. Hell most cricket nerd dont even read Zaltzman
>>68217570
>daniel
>encyclopaedic knowledge of cricket
He fucking wishes.
Also Zaltzman is hilarious and totally mainstream given that he sometimes does a podcast with America's favourite shitposting libcuck who has totally not forgotten about him at all.
>>68217577
>John Oliver moved to BSA to further his career
>Zaltzman stayed in his basement writing pun runs and watching cricket
>John Oliver is now so successful that he (or his studio) is /pol/'s favourite meme and had a spare $15M lying around to give to poorcunts
>Andy Zaltzman is still in his basement still writing pun runs and watching cricket
JUST
>>68217334
stokes
>>68217348
gillespie
>>68217354
shaun marsh
>>68217368
shoaib malik
>>68217371
luke "GOAT" ronchi
>>68217387
matt sinclair?
>>68217422
PJH
>>68217443
no clue
>>68217468
stephen fleming
Hello friends, that was some good cricket ©
>>68217371
rugby union is a super posh boy sport, and so is cricket. however, up north (where i'm from) cricket is a working class sport and so is rugby league. however union is seem as super posh and nobody plays it
>>68217626
no one here is your friend
>>68217626
Shut the FUCK up Ankush
You are literally the worst poster on /cric/. Worse than autistic memespouter, worse than daniel, worse than that trap spammer. You contribute nothing of value apart from samefagging your own retarded shitty life, making it seem as if this board is obsessed with you but literally no one gives a fuck.
You have a shit life, a shit country, a shit ancestry, a shit 100m dash time and a shit personality. And don't even get me started on that pandering. Why you even post here is beyond me - it seems nothing more than an extended exercise in masochism, to be honest.
So seriously Wankush, unless you have anything important, anything noteworthy, anything of even less value than that civil major, kindly do us all a favour and don't speak.
>>68217638
Based Krazypakidiaspora
>>68217634
It's weird, I never ever thought of Rugby as posh.
I went to a private school and it was basically all the bogans who played Rugby (especially the fat, smelly and ugly forwards). I played Rugby but I was also on the rowing team which was far more posh and I was literally the only Rugby player on it.
There was also only a few Rugby guys who played cricket, and again almost no forwards which I guess makes sense because it must be fairly difficult to be useful at anything practical when you are effectively a 350kg human pivot. Rugby really was a bogan boys club.
I literally cannot think of anything more pathetic than being a Rugby Union front-rower. Pic related, that's what the average front-rower looks like.
>>68216987
Kek, no we don't. He's the Healy of New Zealand.
Enjoy creating bullshit strawmans to fuel your inferiority complex though, you worthless disgusting repulsive cocksucking piece of shit.
>>68217706
Based tryhard statsy
>>68217703
>>68217634
The other thing is, Rugby is only "posh" when you compare it to Cuckby Plebgue.
I would literally trade entire subsections of Detroit for the literal human garbage in Australia who play and watch Thugby Yawngue in a heartbeat
>>68217288
>its a kuntykucka vents his inferiority complex against England episode
YOU are mentally ill. This is an objective fact. Clearly you've run out of things to talk about(unsurprising - anyone with even a hint of flair or ingenuity wouldn't be trapped in a dead end civil servant job) so you revert to page 1 of the krazykrezja manifesto: >LE FUG LE INGERLAND XD
The Stokes v Marsh debate is the perfect prelude to your inferiority complex. I look forward to the next chapter: the never ending discussion on whether James Anderson is good or not. I can only assume you have an estranged relationship with an English parent, which is why you obsess over England so much.
>>68217721
the main reason it's seem as posh is north/south divide and professionalism. basically everyone used to play union but the northern players wanted to professionalise it and southern didn't, so they split, becoming the rugby football 'union' and the rugby football 'league'. league then changed a few rules but union refused to adapt to make the game more spectator friendly and it wasn't even professionalised until like the 70's. however most players would find large sums of money in their boots after every match so most of them didn't have jobs
>>68217321
He literally thinks that being spun out by fucking Santner and Sodhi, and being knocked out in the group stages by ONE man (based GOATli) is less embarrassing than finishing runner up in a finals loss that can entirely be attributed to one player (Stokes). Notice how he conveniently shits on T20 while avoiding Australia's latest defeat in the last boreblock series to England.
He is mentally ill, stale and mentally stale, and you have better things to do than engage in "discussion" with him.
>>68217755
Rugby=Test
Plebgue=T20
>>68217721
>trying this hard to forge a gimmick
try harder krazyuninspired
Which one of you big and strong lads are going to post the /cric/ XI on r/cricket and ask for a virtual match?
>>68217786
When will (You) fuck off and die
Rugby League? We l i t e r a l l y run that sport as well
kek
Sam Burgess could walk down any high street in Britain unnoticed. literally whom
>>68217807
haha right after )you( my friend xD
>>68217831
Delete this and apologise to Daniel and AMS right now!!!!!
>>68217814
are (you) the pom who is constantly trying to get au/sp/ to "raid" other generals?
I apologise to Daniel and AMS
>>68217856
Thank you :)
>>68217786
You are like some sort of spastic amalgamation of all the worst traits of daniel and AMS
>>68217814
To be fair, he could walk down the streets of literally anywhere thats not the Western Suburbs of Sydney and go unnoticed
Was funny as fuck watching >you turn him into a scapegoat for the RWC tho
>>68217577
>daniel unironically used to shill Zaltz as one of the best
>daniel literally jizzed in his pants during Stokes 258
And here you are discussing both topics in detail. Try harder cuckiel
>>68217845
No
Although I do believe the wider /sp/ poomunity should be aware to the astounding amount of autism that goes on in australian /sp/. Your sports are so insular nobody has a clue
>>68217891
jannys ignore us which is nice
>>68217605
>and had a spare $15M lying around to give to poorcunts
He paid $60k to acquire $15m worth of debt. That's pocket money for an HBO show.
>The description of his team's tours Down Under as shopping expeditions for "eager young Aussie lasses" is a case in point. He also relates the experience of a hotel room orgy involving three girls.
>"Two beds, two cricketers and three women. One of them wasn't all that keen, though; she just lay on the bed. Which was fine -- there was enough for everyone. The other two girls, however, more than made a go of it," he writes. Extracts of the book were published by Johannesburg based The Sunday Times.
"I got the ball rolling, but then I noticed that my mate was feeling a little left out. Now he's lying on the other bed, so, big-hearted chap that I am, I say, 'Well, you can't leave my mate all alone there.' And fortunately one of them was only too happy to transfer ship.... They came hunting in packs, and if they liked what they saw, you were in for the ride of your life," he reveals.
>"Some people aren't going to like this chapter, but I've always believed you have to call it like you see it," writes Gibbs in the book, the excerpts of which were published in The Sunday Times. Gibbs recalled his encounter with a girl on her way to a matric dance -- a formal dance for high school students. "I spotted one particularly gorgeous girl, obviously dressed to the nines, walking around the hotel lobby. After a few drinks and a few words, she came upstairs with me to my room and gave me a little dance of another kind. She then left and went back to the dance proper," recalls Gibbs, who has played in three World Cups for South Africa and is contracted to the Proteas until next April.
>Gibbs and some of his teammates noticed a "pretty girl" and asked her to join them that evening. They started drinking and she mentioned she was a stripper. "Things loosened up a lot more after that. Various items of clothing were removed in an eyebrow-raising kind of way, and one thing invariably led to another."
>>68217868
>You are like some sort of spastic amalgamation of all the worst traits of daniel and AMS
Friend please apologise to us :-)
>>68192631
No ball.
He was so good they changed the rules to suit him.
>>68217965
casual
they changed the rules because upon paying attention to his action they realised every bowler bends their arm when bowling and didn't want to no ball all of them
>>68192718
It can be done pretty easy with a tennis ball.
Murali looks like a gremlin
>>68217970
It's not the bending, it's the straightening. He straightened his arm in his bowling action.
Shit, in a sport where everyone is always on about 'proper conduct', his action was so clearly improper.
Still, he beat Warnie so that's to his advantage.
>>68217982
>Still, he beat Warnie
see >>68192719
>>68218051
Oh true, but at least there's a comeback to silence that insufferable cunt.
>>68218074
what?
loving the rhetorical consistency
is there anywhere i can stream the one day london cup thing?
>>68218269
>not being a diagnosed onset schizophrenic with a narrative that is falling to pieces
Looking at whats been on the news lately I'm almost certain Reality Check has been arrested on pedo charges.
>>68218273
ask reddit, unironically
>>68218316
reality check on child abuse watch
>>68217939
https://youtu.be/yROTJO2MiYY
>>68218377
KEK, he's LITERALLY high
>>68217939
>>68218377
>>68218404
>In 2001 Gibbs was fined along with several teammates for smoking marijuana during that year's tour of the West Indies.
>>68218443
he also abused his wife and tore out her hair while driving once
>>68218477
based
>>68218669
>this flag
>this comment
based sitaleki
fucking seething lads
just saw on the telly that a kiwi fuckwit threw a tub of coleslaw at a four year old girl
fucking deport the lot of them
>>68218688
>tfw Turnbull is giving Peewis a path to citizenship
he is literally a traitor
>>68218710
officially voting for katter lads
>>68218762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ_zYZBDmls
>>68218852
literally how did he get elected with a campaign like that
are queenslanders that fucking stupid?
>>68218904
>they dont play aerial pingpong
they cant be that bad
>>68218909
The Giants and Lions have higher average attendance levels than a lot of NRL clubs
While this truth bomb will make you seethe, NRL is on the way out in Australia. In 50 years, I guarantee that AFL will have overtaken NRL.
>>68218932
>muh attendances
literally the most irrelevant statistic
>NRL is on the way out in Australia
i wish you were right, but you aren't
AFL isnt even broadcast by Channel 7 here. Kids don't play it, at all. It is literally less relevant than basketball
>I guarantee that AFL will have overtaken NRL
Afl has less of a chance of doing that than soccer
>>68218970
Attendance rates, participation rates and viewership are all down, are are at historic lows in some cases.
>Afl has less of a chance of doing that than soccer
KEK
No one will ever take soccer seriously when there's two established codes that the vast majority of the country are absolutely rabid over.
>>68219004
>please let me tell you about your state: the post
I already told you I hate the NRL so I have no interest in fabricating damage control, but it is the undisputed no1 sport and that isnt changing in my lifetime. No pseudo-statistic that you can pull out of your ass showing the Balmain Tigers have shit attendances changes that
>No one will ever take soccer seriously when there's two established codes that the vast majority of the country are absolutely rabid over.
You're an absolute moron. Soccer is already exponentially more relevant in NSW than aerial pingpong. The WSW are bigger than GWS in every single facet by several factors
Bogan Jump is NOT an "established" code in NSW/QLD, never has been, never will be. Most people know more about American gridiron than Victorian football
Soccer is the only sport that could topple NRL, but I don't see that happening.
>>68218970
>>68219004
Conversely AFL participation for children has increased by 20% in Queensland alone and 32% for women over the last year.
The AFL has far more money than the NRL to fund grassroots development, and we're already seeing the effects of that.
Obviously you didn't see it a decade ago, and obviously it's nowhere near as popular as league is in those areas now
>>68219069
KEK, it's across the board lad
You've got your head too far up your own ass to see the objective facts.
>>68219090
>objective facts
>absolutely no sauces
Incremental increases are borderline irrelevant given just how little interest in Victorian football there is. If 1% of the population cared about AFL before, increasing that to 1.2% is hardly significant.
I already told you I have absolutely no bias because I dislike NRL far more than I do Victorian football which I have no feeling towards. My objectivity and truth bombs are making you absolutely SEETHE because your sport is not relevant in the most relevant part of this country, and never will be.
I already told you to discard attendances. I've literally never met a Sydney-born Swans fan. They're all from interstate.
>>68218688
based
>>68219123
stay absolutely furious
this WILL continue EVERY single year
>>68219175
>muh participation
by that metric, soccer>bogan jump
Rugby is a mans game, faggots either dont play or quickly get snapped in half. There's a reason Cucktorians play a fairies game which is borderline soccer-tier
thats why literally touch footy has higher participation than both Rugby's
>>68219276
kek
hello, Australian summer/Ashes casual here, checking in. How's the Quote poomunity going Unquote ?
Is that Laotian Uncash who couldn't run fast still around?
>>68219276
Soccer's bloated by being a sport played across the entire country. A lot of people play it, but very few take it seriously, as shown by the tv ratings and attendance levels. That's not the same with AFL.
some interesting stuff in this
>the worse the state gets, the higher sports participation rises
>AFL is less relevant than soccer in NSW
>definitive proof that Canberra is the best place in the country
>>68219331
>the worse the state gets
>state
Krazykuckold on illiterate watch
need me to translate that into russian for you so you can understand it lad?
>>68219318
bloated by being played all across the country, and of course, bloated by the tabouli and babaganoush.
>>68219331
>>the worse the state gets, the higher sports participation rises
thats not in the graph but its in the ABS data
Michael Lumb and Wessels are doing again the absolute madmen
>>68219352
may aswell be, literally more relevant than your state
>>68219397
name one relevant feature about it
it LITERALLY can't even host test cricket yet, unlike fucking Cairns, Hobart and Darwin
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>Out of the four selected football codes, Rugby Union and Rugby League had the highest number of people who attended matches one or two times during the 12 months prior to interview (55% and 44% respectively. Both Australian Rules football and soccer (outdoor) had the highest number of people who attended matches on six or more occasions during the 12 months prior to interview (both 34%).
cucktorians love their pingpong, give them that
>>68219428
hmm, let see. The country is RUN from here
>b-but muh bogans, muh mining, muh G$T
>>68219428
Also, operative word
>yet
You are absolutely furious because you know that it will happen
>>68219452
Yes, because it is confirmed to host a test soon you seething fucking casual
>>68192631
go abos
>>68219462
Good. It was inevitable.
Manuka>WACA
WACA is the biggest shithole in the country
>>68219492
The WACA was literally the best pitch in the world and will literally be the best pitch in the world again, and this fact upsets you greatly
>but muh aesthetics!
end your life
>>68219510
Once again we refer to the operative word
>was
It is literally flatter than Adelaide now. KEK
Players hate playing in Poorth. Commentators hate going to Worst Australia.
The crowd are content though because they have been conditioned to mediocrity.
>>68219444
I like your art gallery, and as a rabid left-wing commie from Melbourne in an a-sexual mixed relationship with my wife and the Melbourne Victory, I enjoy pissing on your war memorial.
>>68219544
>and will be
You should probably be in bed anyway, we don't want you falling asleep during work tomorrow. After all, you're carrying Australia on your shoulders
just woke up lads
>>68216224
wrong
Is Lordes cricket ground named the kiwi singer/songwriter Lorde?
>>68218273
A couple of games have been on cricfree
It never ceases to amaze me how ausfailians can pluck an AFL v NRL argument out of fucking NOWHERE
>>68224642
It never ceases to amaze me how obsessed Kiwis are with Australians.
Is NEETbux the same as welfare in America?
Post /Cric/ approved original music videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKedW8zP99E
Thump Bat Goy Ltd.
Why are bogan's such angry people? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpLFOJm0TDE
Just played a lovely cover drive lads.
Just swept a chinaman behind square lads
Who /wog genetics/ here?
>tfw me pop is English and mum is Italian
>tfw my skin is a bit darker than my Irish friends
>tfw when I constantly have to shave and my chest is fucking hairy
>>68225169
B T F O
T
F
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Can trannyiel ever recover?
This poommunity was better when Fat Hump Goy Inc. wasn't shitting up the threads Tbh
>>68231574
He's not that bad tbqh
Anyone from /gong/ ever play a match at North Dalton Park?
The reason I ask is that is going to be the /cric/ XI home ground.
Should we start practicing next week?
>>68231574
He's objectively better than all of the australian posters, daniel and statscunt.
i am watching african americans and wogstralians throw balls into a hoop
what went wrong?
>>68231574
Reminder Trump Hat Guy is the one American you don't have to pander to
Reminder Trump Hat Guy (and a couple others) was single-handedly keeping these threads alive while you Auscucks were sleeping or watching wogball
Reminder Trump Hat Guy creates thought provoking discussion
Reminder Trump Hat Guy is the reason we have a /cric/ XI and are going to BTFO those faggots over at r/cricket
Reminder Trump Hat Guy is making /cric/ GREAT again
>>68232770
Absolutely fucking based.
Fat Lump Goy Inc.
>>68232404
statsbro is fucking based. Genuinely one of the all time top 3 /cric/ posters
Goosey, you here m8?
>>68234331
yeah m8
thoughts lads?
>>68234492
I fucking hate the "LE I AM LE INTROVERT" meme
KEK, Daniel's pandering it up in the webm thread lads
>>68234492
>my response would probably be over your head, so what's the point?
>>68234111
he's fucking broken man. Look at this this >>68217761
>boreblock
That's definitely the chink and I thought "boreblock" was just a new ebin AMS meme.
Turns out that Voges really did shatter statscunts soul
>>68235164
Most of the webm's shared are pretty shit tbẖ
Based Daniel using my "could me and 10 random cab drivers?" meme in the webms thread
>tfw my memes are appreciated
just had a haircut lads
>>68236842
Post a photo so you can be added to the faces of /cric/ lad
>>68237011
KEK
You're not getting me for your wank bank, slowkush
>>68237106
>Australians in my wank bank
'no'
>>68232770
TYBTHG
>>68234111
Nice try statschink. You WERE a really entertaining poster once, now you're an over-aggressive Matt-lite with AMS-tier meme gimmicks.
Supposed to be a lot of rain for the Lords Test. England are probably gonna have to get 20 wickets in 2 and a half days
>>68235704
I really feel sorry for you if you spent all this time thinking I unironically cared about boreblock.
If Cocksuckerges was any good he'd be able to get into the GOAT20 team. But that would mean he'd actually have to take risks and jeopardize his precious average. Kek.
>you remember that game where his team was all out for <100 and he spent the entire innings guarding his wicket at a SR of 90
>>68237166
Neck yourself. I don't give a fuck about your opinion.
>>68234492
>le narcissistic special snowflake xD
kys
>>68237275
this is AMS
>>68237275
You're literally a walking parody of yourself now man
PS new thread
>>68237278
>>68237278
>>68237278
>2016
>not checking the bump limit
ISHYGDDT
