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Australia v South Africa ODI at Providence
starts in 8 hours
1st for childhood heroes
>>68192633
>but they're still MORE than able to perform at a level that is entertaining.
not primetime main channel level
its fine on gem/go/gold w/e
get the feeling you've never actually watched a womens game
Thoughts on Murali's action? Was it legal?
>>68192648
The science tests determined it was legal plus he was a top bloke so its all good
>>68192647
Not yet no, but it LITERALLY only just became professional for the top level players.
>>68192648
I think its relatively likely it was illegal.
I've had people tell me he was able to bowl in a cast (i.e. without bending the arm) but who is to say that he didn't bend during the match to bowl better.
>>68192648
I unironically examined it in great detail, and it was legal
>>68192672
How was his bend and was it impressive to examine?
>>68192647
not yet, but giving them exposure will get more girls to signup and the standard will eventually rise if there is more interest
the number of girls playing cricket in Australia has quadrupled in the last few years. it's good progress
>>68192685
Let's just say he knew how to use his wrists
Warne must be internally seething at not holding the record tbqh
>>68192689
And those girl players are all putting money in CA's pocket
No matter what you think about the level of competition as it stands now, it's for the best.
>>68192695
>implying Warne gives a fuck
He's too busy rooting hookers
>>68192644
>183
>>68192704
Thats what ill be doing when i get my next Newstart pay
Can someone actually spin a ball on a glass surface or is it just a thing that people say?
>>68192695
Anyone who knows anything knows Warne was far better than Murali
If Murali was playing for Pakistan, India, Australia or even the fucking WIndies he wouldn't have had half the wickets he did. He was a great bowler in a team of fucking terrible bowlers, and so he could pad his wicket count out.
Warne had to compete with MacGill for selection and guys like Lee and McGrath for wickets and he spent more time off the team than Murali did.
>>68192695
he might be at his mum, that "diet pill" cost him the record
>>68192704
Kek. Warne is fucking broken inside. He is less secure than Kim Kardashian. It's obvious by how butthurt he gets over even the most irrelevant and petty things
see: Starc calling him a hasbeen and his literal butthurt for years
>>68192714
why can't you get a job?
I was on newstart, fucking sucked
>>68192722
>Kek. Warne is fucking broken inside.
the shit he posts on twitter would point to this
>>68192722
I wonder what the Marlon Samuels comments done to him mentally. Warne is very insecure about his looks and getting roasted my someone with an iq of 50 must be devastating to the psyche
>you now remember Warne unironically organised a boys tour to America to try and get the BSA's to notice him
>it failed miserably
>>68192726
I can get a job but i never hold them for long. I get a job, get fired then go back to Newstart. Iv'e had 8 jobs in the last 2 years
>>68192741
Warne is a narcissist and that tour was purely to stroke his ego. Only Indian expats showed up and his plan backfired
Put $10 on Faf to top score and tahir to take the most wickets for south africa
>>68192741
>>68192757
Why do you care about Warne so much?
Just woke up lads
Where's the wogball thread?
>krazypedophile is shitting up the twitter account with his obsession with a 17 year old
Literally gonna get us put on a list lad.
>>68192942
>implying i shill any of the pretenders, much less a literal fucking child
I only Ellysepost
>>68193067
Fuck off with your Wogball m8
>>68192720
Didn't even work
>>68192805
Warne is a national icon, everyone in the country cares about him in some way, shape or form
>>68193035
You're LITERALLY the Cheatle poster.
I exposed you with an elite truth bomb and it took you MONTHS to come up with a rebuttal, which was LITERALLY "n-no".
>>68193067
>Australian Born Greeks UNIRONICALLY playing Greece
Christ lads. I can smell the crowd from here
I'm going to go punch a wog in the face at the local lads.
I've had enough of them and their ""sport""
>>68193373
Punch one of the wogs that need to talk a fucking decibel louder in normal conversation
>>68193447
That's all of them lad
>>68193454
True m8. Bunch of animals the lot of them
>>68192719
>this post
Warne would literally be nowhere near Murali if he didn't get to play some of the worst England teams of all time every 18 months.
The one time he faced a moderately competitive English team he got his shit kicked in and lost the Ashes. And don't even get me started on his record against the Indians.
>b-b-but le Indians could le play spin xD
Wrong. Murali was clearly better. Stats don't mean dick if you can't front up against the best players of your era. Warne got murdered literally everytime he played India or Lara.
>>68192805
krazykrezja is eternally obsessed and filled with hatred for Warne because Warne denied NSW's brave Stuart MacGill 500 wickets
He unironically thinks MacGill was better than Warne too.
>>68192803
>Faf
The meme is over. He got exposed thoroughly last year.
Put it on QdK lad
>>68193684
Completely wrong and still ignored the objective truth bombs in my post.
Sri Lanka played even worse teams than England regularly
why is /cric/ scared of /hoc/?
>>68193710
>le if i le say he's le wrong then he le is le xD
>le truth bombs xD
>le ebin au/sp/ jargon xD
>>68193684
>The one time he faced a moderately competitive English team he got his shit kicked in and lost the Ashes
0/10 try again
>>68193703
i am and he did
Imagine having a lead of 270 on a square turner pitch and then pissing it away and losing the match.
Imagine being a broken perpetual manchild forever chasing your daughter's friends for companionship while still being Australia's greatest living treasure.
Imagine being Shane Warne.
>>68193764
>Imagine being Shane Warne
I did every day as a kid
>>68193764
reminder the only famous person in the history of NZ is lomu and hes dead while warne is still alive and fucking teenage qts
>>68193792
lorde tbqh
>>68193802
that chink girl as well
no idea who she is but espn told me she is famous
>, while Rilee Rossouw is the man set to make way whenever Faf du Plessis recovers from a finger injury.
laughable. Roussouw is a decent player but will get dropped while Behardien has a spot for life. Literally Mark Chapman is better than Behardien, not even joking i'd actually bet he is.
you have ten (10) minutes to explain to me why Murali isn't a chucker
pic related
>>68193891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDxRhcpBZio
I would of stayed up to watch this match but i got a massive gyprocking job in the morning
Got a job tomorrow for a Mrs. Alison Zampa to install gyprock.
Son must be out of town so she needs a professional
>>68193684
Stats also shows that Murali got shit loads of wickets against the weaker Zimbabwe teams and sadly against my country as well. Warne is way better.
unless de villiers can go full meme australia will win in a canter
>>68194370
>my country
What years were you the president m8?
Ugly XI in the no particular order
Lyth
Rahane
Ballance
Smoth
Chandimal
Fuckner
Abbott
Ashlose
Hazleshit
Ishant Sharma
Lyon
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
How do we beat /hoc/ lads, what's the game plan?
>>68195223
Nice try /hoc/ spy
Will Fap on my Pussy even play today?
This quota shit is really fucking the saffers Tbh
>>68195351
It just amazes me how shit the South African team is. Faf most likely won't even play but they'll continue playing fucking Duminy and Behardien.
>>68195544
Not to mention ABDV's complete inability to captain
For a team with players as good as they do, South Africa should be so, so much better
>>68194370
Zimbabwe were a mid tier team at first tbf
>>68195544
Duminy is barely even black though and I'm guessing the Muslims count as colored players. If I were SA I'd obviously keep Rabada and just load up withOaki expat spinners
>>68195631
If it's not white it's okay
Bavuma is literally the only decent pure black batsman in South African history
>>68195631
*paki
>>68195646
Bavuma is decent but he's more of a test specialist. Phangiso is trash
He dindu nuffin
Discuss
>>68195806
>South Africa's greatest ever match fixer
>dies
>>68195585
The team itself has shit players but the country has some good players.
>>68195631
Apparently even De Kock is counted as coloured.
>>68195910
KEK
and what fucking colour is that? le cock looks like a normal saffer
I'm really fucking good at video games lads
>>68195988
His father's white but his mom's coloured so he counts as a coloured player as well.
>>68196089
reminder this means I was right about the 60% quota and krazykunt has been exposed AGAIN
>>68196087
based goosey
Who /nosleep/ here?
Sith Efrka are playing EIGHT coloured played with TWO Africans. 9 if you consider De Kock as well. This is just fucking absurd.
When does it start?
>>68197794
6 minutes lad
>>68197782
de kock is white bro. he just looks inbred.
>>68197822
His mother's coloured so apparently he's counted as a coloured player.
any streams that accept adblock?
who /on a boat/ here?
>>68197856
i'm going to need a source on that. a quick google search couldn't help me.
>>68192706
Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of two faced cunts.
Fuck enzid
>>68195910
Filthy quadroon
>>68197898
Can't bother finding it.
>>68198059
What?
Never reply to me again, cunt!
>sterc not playing
>>68198084
because it's a lie :P
>>68198109
haha it's actually not though xD
>>68198105
haha rip lady
Will we see a score above 200 lads?
The first 2 games were low scoring
avg score of 227 at this ground?!
Coulter Nile fucking triggers my autism. Hazlewood building pressure and Nathan sperging out in his line and length.
Which countries is it "real nigga hours" in now?
>>68198283
1 hour and 7 minutes left for me but I probably have to sleep.
So just Eastern side of Australia.
>The second Test of South Africa’s tour of Sri Lanka in 2014 played at Sinhalese Sports Club Ground, Colombo, saw a rather awkward scenario; the wicketkeepers of both sides were named “Dickwella” and “de Kock.”
COULTER FUCKING NILE REEEEEEEEEE
cricket is gay
>>68198301
ok so it starts at 2:30
>>68198332
Yeah, the real nigga hours go on from 2:30am to 5am.
Who the fuck is the third umpire?
why don't they have that heat thing (or whatever it is)?
wow, ok.
>>68198322
m8 we are done with bundes youve already lost its too late to start now. we run /hoc/ now
>>68198409
no hot spot or snicko because Guyana is a 3rd world country
>>68198430
no
>>68198433
couldn't they fly it in or something?
>>68198433
>implying Guyana alone
UMPBALL
M
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B
A
L
L
HazleGOD on GOAT watch
Coulter-Nile on suicide watch
>Congradgelation Kankaroos can become reality today
>>68198458
pretty sure the countries that don't have snicko or hot spot are Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Caribbean countries and India (because they don't believe in using it). Pakistan wouldn't have it if they played at home but UAE does
NOOOOOOOOOICE
NOOOOICE GAZZA
>westerners playing spin
why do 90% of us suck so much against spin?
Is Amla the most autistic batsman on SA?
>reviewing that
R O S S O U W
O
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S
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>>68198565
Dunno, but it really is pathetic. Has prevented this Australia team from being a great team for the last few years
>>68194517
In Bangladesh? Everyone and I mean everyone!
>All these big strong foreigners ITT
Why do we deserve this honour?
Is Matt Wade considered more of a cunt Matt Prior?
Can't watch the game but how is Amla looking? Might put 50 on him scoring a fifty if he's playing well
>>68198805
>Can't watch the game
are u blind?
>>68198805
He's playing well. Unless he's not.
>>68198805
Amla 19 (33)
de Villiers 9 (11)
average score at this park is 220 odd
>>68198883
Currently the odds for south africa scoring less than 256 are at 1.88
Easy money Tbh, >we are into the tail once of these two gets out
If you're not in top shape and your cardio sucks, after how many overs will you be tired, chasing the ball around in the hot sun?
Interesting
>>68198984
i don't think you need to be in top shape to stand around
>>68198953
Duminy can sometimes score runs. Every time I see him play IPL or T20I he's always slog 6's and making good contributions. It's hilarious once he plays odi or test he turns to shit
>>68199084
He's not bad, not brilliant either. Good cricketer though.
rip sa sport
thank fuck i have muh esports
He literally doesn't even care anymore, Australia will drive him into retirement after the test series this summer
>>68199529
Didn't G Smith retire 6 opposition captains or something?
I also don't think AB will see another WC. Maybe 2 years of destroying his stats.
>>68197864
http://cricket-365.nl/cricket-live-2.html
>>68195806
fuck off!
Might as well just play Australia A during the winter , would be more competitive
Saffers on irrelevant watch.
Just woke up lads. Big gyprock job today
Morning
What's with all the rare flags today?
>SA 189/9
There is nothing that makes me seethe more than a score like that. You only scored 189 runs in 50 overs and you didn't attempt to get extra runs when you had 1 wicket left in hand. Anytime I see a low score with with wickets left it fucking triggers my autism. Fuck South Africa and fuck that score!
>>68198953
profits lads
Can someone from /cric/ explain the muh aggression/lolwin2lose tactics that Kikeal Cuck used to play with when he captained?
Also did McMeme captain in a similar way?
>>68202473
*lose2win
sorry
>warncuck
collapse
>156 replies
>18 posters
ded thread
ded poomunity
griget
>everyone loses a game
Big Strong Victorians to the rescue.
CHINAMAN WHEN
wallop
CHINAMAN
H
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A
M
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ha ha time for umpball
also that looked out as fuck
shit umpiring
lol this one isn't out
>amla
>sleep at 2
>wake up at 6
Just fuck my life up lads
IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>68204015
I go to sleep at ~12am and wake up at ~12pm every day
feels fantastic
>>68204076
So do I because I've got holidays, but I had to get up early today.
>>68204076
What about work?
Haha just kidding I know you're a total failure at life
finch and wade will save us
thank you based victoria
Why are Worcestershire objectively the best county lads?
Australia collapsing against spin kek.
>>68204101
>work
I choose not to impose such suffering upon myself
let me guess you work 10 hours a week at home and earn 75k a year like everyone else on 4chan yh yh right
>this spell by Shamsi
>>68204173
wut
3/5 wickets have been by quicks
>Finch in charge on rescuing Australia
K E K
>a chinaman
>in 2016
Oh boy that's a rare flag
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN IT'S GONNA HAPPEN
dayboo
>>68204324
You do realise that you care about this more than any of the nations actually involved
SURELY the Ausfailians don't give a fuck about this
Good effort from the comms to try and pretend this innings is going the full 50 overs.
>>68204355
Ausfailia is asleep now anyways lad. Just aving a giggle. It's just funny that they can't chase down 189
Holy shit there are actually Australians unironically here right now. How can you live with yourselfves? Your team is PATHETIC
LBW: the team
aus are fucking shit
>>68204457
>Ausfailia is asleep now anyways lad.
No they aren't, they're just hiding. Only the west coast and NEETs are asleep now.
>Finch is gonna carry his bat in an ODI
Has this happened before? Not to my memory, though I don't really remember many ODIs
>>68204604
If Fonch gets them over the line, it will LITERALLY be a miracle
>>68204637
Are you sure you know what "carry his bat" means m8?
Put a cheeky fiver on Finch carrying his bat
Come on Lyon get out
>>68204670
if he's not out
if he's the lone survivor
>current run rate 3.77
>required run rate 3.83
are these low scoring matches the most exciting
>>68204771
>pyjama cricket
>exciting
But otherwise yes. Runfests are for plebs and normies.
>A Victorian is the only performing player in a run chase
gatecuck and KrazyKocksucker on suicide watch
>>68204815
So that 400 odd run chase that SA did to Straya isn't considered the GOAT odi?
>>68204853
Yes, but because 400 at the time was fucking ridiculous. Before that match the highest ever ODI score was 391. Also the fact that the chase ended 9 down. I remember when it happened, it was all over the news being like "Australia have beaten the world record by 40 runs" and then "oh fuck South Africa had beaten them"
I remember earlier in the same year NZ chased down 330 in a Chappell-Hadlee ODI, and that was the biggest chase of all time. We held that record for all of about 4 months, and got beaten by 100 runs.
>>68204853
No, it's the 2nd best ODI.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1999_Cricket_World_Cup_2nd_semi-final
>>68204950
That match had the most meme finish along with the time the Windies fan ran the field and cost Straya a win
What did he mean by this?
Shamsi should have 4 wickets Tbh
>Australia in ODI spinning conditions
God FUCKING dammit
The ONE time I need an Australian to do something for me
Fuck you Finch you owe me $5
OGRE
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>>68205189
His only wicket wasn't even out mate.
Why is the camera doing nothing?
Streaker?
>Australia
what went wrong?
>>68205295
Really? He had 5 or 6 shouts that looked good. Umps doing a shit job tonight
fucking rain dance
Are Ausfailians still pretending to be asleep?
>>68205755
stop talkin sweet bout the fuckin Aussies, our cricket team aint shit nigga step off
Hump Fat Goy Inspired American Postings, Inc.
In some shady van lads
>>68205827
They'd be rubbing your face in their shit if it was the other way around. Remember >183 LOL MCMEME BTFO! Why are you defending them?
>tfw hot chinky/aussie bitch on big brother
Can >we do it lads?
>>68205913
There's a slight difference between a World Cup final played in Australia, in summer, in primetime on a Sunday, and an irrelevant ODI series in the Caribbean in winter, at 6am on a Wednesday morning.
Do you really think there should be the same number of Aus posters for both scenarios?
>mfw Lyon gets a 50
>>68205913
Because NO ONE gives a fuck about ODIs outside the WC mate. You're the only person watching this.
>the city of Australia
Thank fuck. $3.43 on SA winning it nearly makes up for the $5 I lost on Finch getting out.
>>68206012
>>68206093
I remember there being more here when they BTFO the Tendies. They were more curious to see Sterc play that game though. Maybe they didn't give a shit once they saw NCN was playing
How do we fix Australia lads?
Is this game on normal tv?
>>68206093
ODIs are good tbqh
Almost ate in public lads
Weather looking bad for the Lord's test
>incorrect score
>"comfotably"
Shall we play guess the writer lads? Not a hard one to get.
>>68198530
>>68198458
The host broadcaster (not even the board) have to pay for DRS which is why the poor countries have shit versions of it.
There are two versions of hotspot (one quality of camera is better) and only Australia and England use the good one. Even things like HawkEye, which is just a computer program, is shit in poor countries because the actual framerate of the cameras used there is bad.
I really think that DRS is the one thing that the ICC (ala the Pig 3) needs to foot the bill for so it is uniform across the board.
>>68206150
are you betting literal pennies?
>>68209129
>LE FUG LE PIG TREE XDXDXDXD
Fat Hump Gay Ltd. sponsored by Krispy Kreme doughnuts
>>68209078
Lmao been reposted already
I swear Moonda is literally there because of some females quota or something, her writing makes George Dobell look like Gideon Haigh
Just passed the driving theory test lads
>>68209597
She is there because of a quota. But it isn't a gender quota.
There are some fantastic female cricket journalists (well one). see: Allison Mitchell
Mum=ICC
Purple=BCCI
Red=ECB
Blue=CA
>>68209659
She makes match reports bad. Match reports are literally just listing what happens in a match. It takes some serious skill to make those bad.
And yeah I'm sure there are tons. The chicks that talk on TMS sometimes clearly know a bit, even that Brit Indian IPL chick actually forms sentences, and if she got into writing we wouldn't have to hear her whiny voice.
Moonda's article on Tony Cozier is the most embarrassing attempt at a tribute I have ever read.
he's done it lads, trump fat goy has achieved his final form
>>68209834
Pretty sure his final form is becoming the first white person to represent the USA in cricket
Would take about a week of training I'd guess.
Time for some stimulating cricket discussion lads
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427133
>>68209893
Making the USA team would be hard as fuck Tbh. I used to play competitive Ping Pong (which ended up being retarded) and tournaments will filled with Indians,Paki's and chinks. It was like a fucking fraternity of the dorkiest/most autistic people I've ever seen. Cricket would be 20 times worse. Are team is Literally DUDE EXPAT LMAO. It's too bad because if I had grown up in a commonwealth country I would have played cricket
>>68210207
Yeah true, but on skill alone it wouldn't be hard. The US team would be on par with most local club's 2nd or 3rd teams here.
I'm sure you could do it if you really wanted to, just got to get past the racism of all the expats.
>>68210207
Based Trump Hat Guy. You should literally run the American Cricket Association.
>>68210294
>just got to get past the racism of all the expats
you've posted this so many times and it's so obvious you have literally never travelled overseas for an extended period of time.
Speaking as someone who lived on campus uni and lived in college in the USA, South Asians are just about the most bro-tier expats, easily relatable and usually quite extroverted. The ones who are absolute shut-ins and impossible to befriend are the chinks.
Some of my best friends are browny expats. It sounds like your entire view of ~2billion people is based on a couple who bullied you at university. Here's the reality: if you can't relate with people who you have a common interest with (cricket), you're probably autistic and they think you are weird as fuck.
>inb4 you ar a le paki xddd
>>68210600
Based KrazyGOD.
Thanks for being my friend
>>68210600
Yes of course that explains why there are so many white people in the US cricket team, they're so friendly and get all their white friends to play because they're friendly!
And I'm mostly referring to American ones, the guys here are fine, because NZ is very good at assimilating foreigners. Pretty much the only guys who will bowl at me are brown.
>>68210749
Im not your friend
>>68210294
>>68210310
I wonder even if the USA team could play a test at the drop of a hat. I know it takes years to get test status(something USA will never get) so fuck it. Half the team are probably fatties that would have a heart attack if they played 50 overs. A team of part time cab drivers where I the only white boi does not appeal to me. They all be talking shit about me in their native meme language.
>>68204173
reminder kuntykucka literally thinks this team can beat India in India
>>68211544
Adam voges will score a first innings triple century in the 1st test
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