>after 4 days at sea with your best homo friends, you dock onto the shore to bring in some strippers so you can show off your skills
so fucking mad
gay
>Literally forced by his assesors and club to have girls on the boat
JUST
>>68173306
>Hey guys they're taking pictures of us on the boat, they must be getting suspicious. Quick lets call some girls and give them some good shots of us being hetero.
gay
>Is the camera man ready? Good. Let's take the pictures and get this whore off me
this isnt tmz
fuck off
You wake up and realize you're Cristiano Ronaldo
What do you do?
>>68176795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaHJPJMTz48
>hehe cristiano is SO gay look how hes hanging out with girls xD
time to off yourselves
gay
>>68174267
kek during the entire sequence of photos there's only ONE picture where he has a hand anywhere near her body.
Why is /sp/ so obsessed with gayness?
>have week long cruise on gay boat with some gays
>park up and tip off paps
>briefly frolic with boat sluts
>>68177302
The hired paparazzi probably called Ronaldo on his boat
>"Ronaldo, we've taken 525 photos and.. we still don't have one of you touching one of the females"
>>68176795
stop playing football
stop seeing my 'son'
ignore everyone
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU until my vocal cords snap
>>68177627
Kek
>>68176795
I gather as many Barbosas as I can and proclaim myself KANG of Moortugal.
>>68177302
dont know what youre laughing at, your beta ass would probably be too scared to even make eye contact with that woman
>>68174267
>you just know his penis is limp the whole time
>>68176848
>Cristiano Ronaldo, like every masculine heterosexual guy, loves to pole-dance in front of girls xD
You can just imagine how his PR team tried so hard to damage control how gay he's looked the past few days by sending a bunch of women to his boat, but then have Ronaldo fuck up yet again by pole dancing in front of them
>>68176795
Retire and fuck whores while TSUUUUing at the top of my lungs
>>68176795
>j-just kidding, im not gay i promise
then fuck every world supermodel
>>68183220
This
>>68173306
So wait. Let me get this straight
>questionable athlete who owns purses, wears pink shoes, gets manicures, broke up with his "girlfriend" via text, stays out at night with his guy friends non stop, tans, rubs oil on his guy friends lower back, and has oil rubbed on him, has private flights to see his guy friend etc etc etc
>goes out on a cruise with guys only
>can't be seen by the press
>comes back days later
>picks up girls
>stays in front of the press who he was hiding from
>proceeds to pole dance in front of girls in front of press who he was earlier hiding from
.....
Umm.
You get this is staged right? It's clearly staged. Why did he go from valuing his privacy so much with his guy friends (who have rubbed oil all over his body) to proceeding to pole dance in front of cameras in front of women?
Either he was doing hardcore drugs with his buddies or he was fucking them.
Obviously staged
He's bi. So what move on
gay
why do you care?
>>68177684
underrated post
>>68177470
> ''Though we've got about 20 of you poledancing in front of her''
> ''..........................so do you want us to send them to you, like the last bunch?''
> TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68176795
Asking for penalty.
>>68173306
Tbh it's better than hanging your own family members out to dry in a massive international court case
It's amazing how many "" ""men"""" on /sp/ have such repressed homosexual feelings for Ronaldo
As a gender progessive swede i wholeheartedly support CR9 in her/his endeavours to challenge gender stereotypes by being the best in a manly sport and still not conforming to gender stereotypes.
>>68176795
ask myself why my arse is so sore.
>h-he's gay I swear
Literally the same as the beta who hears a girl say a guy is cute and proceeds to say "he looks gay".
Stay jealous.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68173306
For those that don't speak Spanish (text is incomplete though):
>Ronaldo
>Spends lousy of ferries
>>68193258
Now that is the correct use for TSUUUU
I think he could change the world of homosexuals all over the world a lot if he came out. This would be an earthquake in every uncivilized shithole country.
At the same time, his carreer would be doomed. He'd get dildos and shit fired at his head at every corner he takes.
>>68194531
I mean, he could play it down and act cool if it happened.
>Vid related.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQYzVsIWNEU
tsaa
I cant imagine a football player being gay, wouldnt they get boners all the time?
looks kinda sad to be honest
you can tell there's music playing but everyone's just kinda done with it, like a fizzled out night club and ronaldo is the only one that's still going
>>68177627
i won't lie, i kek'd hard
>>68194599
Do you get boners every time you're around women?
>>68194685
>you play beach volleyball with a team of 10 women, all perfectly fit and then have to shower with them
tell me you wouldn't have a boner all day long
>>68194685
yes
>>68194637
>and ronaldo is the only one that's still going
That's why he is the GOAT
>>68194637
Is he not ashamed for his wife and kid?
>>68194685
i dont shower with them
>>68194780
>wife
>>68194572
i can see it now TßH
>cl semi final next year at the camp nou
>has big dildo thrown at him near touchline
>plays it cool
>pulls down pants, puts dildo deep in his ass and starts jerking off
>everyones shocked, he cums
>complains to referee with a smug look on his face
>>68194572
holy shit this is the funniest thing i've ever seen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc9ig5tnRGI
that is a nice ass
>>68194833
>ronaldo
>a taker
>>68194843
I wonder what they do all day. He doesn't drink alcohol, he doesn't smoke...
>>68194957
Really? Sometimes he is posting pictures of fruity drinks on Instagram
Is he still pretending he isn't gay?
>>68177449
Because gay is a normal insult to a 14 year old
>>68194979
They consist mainly out of pineapple juice I assume
>>68194843
Who's the blonde succubus?
>>68194957
They have poetry sessions
Why'd TSU be a homo?
He is self-loving metrosexual, any city are full of fukkbois like this. He also doesn't speak and move like faggot
>>68195099
>Who's the blonde succubus?
dunno
Apparently, the brunette is Paula Suarez(lel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCnpX4gKJ0w
>>68195387
THIC
H
I
C
>>68195387
too many abs
tits look artificial
manly face/expressions
skin looks artificially tanned
hair is poorly dyed and straightened
>>68195107
>Why'd TSU be a homo?
because he likes cock and being a mommy, reason why he left his own son without one
>>68195387
kinda looks like ugly version of Barbi Franco from Argentina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iyTvP9waWo
>>68194957
he plays poker with himself and they watch him
>its a "ronaldo is gay" episode
>>68195843
more like the whole series
>>68195697
>he plays poker with himself and they watch him
SRSLY
Who wouldn't want to watch that?
He's playing the friendly match tomorrow right?
*logs on to 4chan*
ah yes time for the latest celeb gossip
>>68188174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83gCU0GD-bo
His ex-gf is hot af but sounds like a tranny.
>>68196287
>i love your blue eyes
>i-i love everything about you
>and he's gay!
this is too meta for me
I feel sorry for him. He has everything and nothing all at once
>>68197685
> tfw unable to live life to the full because you're two exceptional talents, football skills, and extreme homo-attracting good looks negate each other
>>68197685
I dont get him
even if hes full homo with a vulcan anus gape, skill is madly skilled
why negate that? if he gets out of his golden closet hes still a great player, most if not all of his fans would still support him; moreover in this sjw times it would be a great publicity stunt
>>68176795
>bang a never ending conga line of hookers and sloots while TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUing at the top of my lungs
>transfer to Man utd and rake in the homecoming shekels and adulation. Then eat and drink myself to death one TSUUUUUU filled night at a time
>run around the grounds bellowing it
>stop doing weird gay shit
>>68173306
does he keep his boi toys below ship?
do you guys think he ends his career at real madrid?
>you will never go on a gay orgy cruise with cristiano
fuck i didnt want this feel today
Is Ronaldo a Top or Bottom??
>>68173306
>ronaldo will never poledance just for you
Someone post some pics of Ronaldo with the lads, women are a meme.
>>68176795
He looks so cute there though
>MOVE ON GOYIM HE'S ABSOLUTLY NOT GAY
>>68204159
>LADS ON TOUR DOING LADS THINGS
Is Rolando bisexual?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68176795
First of all I'd tell Martin Ödegaard to get the TSUUUU away from Madrid because it's ruining his career, after that I'll retire to an abandoned island and start writing mystery novels under the name of "Christofer Ronaldsen"
>>68183604
this
>>68196287
>That dress
Muh dick
>>68176795
live the rest of my life in decadent luxury forever high on drugs and booze minus the gay part
>>68176795
Have you ever stop to consider that that may very well happend to someone already?
Look like somewhere along his time with Irina he took a turn.
>>68176634
>>68176848
>>68177097
stop samefagging
gay
Would you dick this anon?
Just want to check something
>>68219309
benis?
>>68219309
too brown, she probably has black nipples
>>68219516
>i don't like black nipples
low test
>>68219516
What a fag
>>68194637
>worker on the stern, trying to block out degeneracy
>black boyfriend watching your dick flop while you show some bitches how to pole dance
>bottom boy ordering some drugs back in the port for the return party
>>68219473
fuck 4chan opend my eyes on transexual freaks
now I can't even fap with the fear of that thing having a penis
>>68204159
Wew lad
>>68204180
>third guy on the right has clearly an erection
>no sane etero guy would ever have one while with friends, not even looking at porn vids (well except in an orgy, but thats different)
>others would call you out and shame you
case is quite closed
>>68176795
Go for a nice run with occasional sprints, feel what it feels like to be a great athlete.
>>68220686
I started getting a lil chub while watching kpop videos on my friends bed
>>68219473
Nope, check the hips, trannies can't fake that
he doesn't even have good taste in men. everytime he is on a yacht or whatever win a group of guys they are always shit tier.
>>68194588
kek
>>68220743
He probably fucks attractive male models when off camera. He just has those ugly ones around to make himself look better.
>>68220743
hot girls do that to, pose with ugly shits so they look better
>>68220732
>>68219309
With unnatural poses like that, yes they can.
