WENGER OUT
TONY ADAMS IN
>Implying we won't start next season with Giroud and Walcott as strikers again, only for Walcott to get injured again, Welbeck to comeback, impress, then be shit as usual
that picture is fucking retarded
>>68170028
THIS
>>68170071
It's making a mockery of the old guard and fans toobionest, and I don't like it one bit.
yeah fuck this thread
Any updates on the Javie Vardinez to Arsenal situation?
>>68170095
Tony Adams is actually looking to get back into management. Heard he was in talks with Brondby.
fuck this thread
someone make a new one
>>68170156
isn't he some kind of director at that azerbaijani club he used to manage?
>>68170198
he was but he quit
>>68170180
Trip on
>>68170036
>impress
he is out for over half the next season, he will be absolutely shit for the entirety of it. Wenger needs to sign another striker asap and another midfielder/winger and CB too, might be even more depending on who leaves.
Vardy out
Big decision for Vardy desu, I wouldn't knock him if he chose to stay at Leicester
>>68170259
This. Andy Carroll in.
being an arsenal fan online is the worst.
why is our online fanbase so cringe? not you guys i mean everyone else
>>68170381
elite mentality innit
Is anyone actually going to be devastated if >we don't get Vardy?
>>68170674
I will be disappointed, but if he wants to stay what can you do?
Can't say Wenger didn't try this time.
Obviously if we don't sign another striker it will be incredibly frustrating.
>>68170674
Er yes? You want another season of Giroud? and Welbeck?
>>68170713
Giroud > Vardy
>you will never meet Tony Adams down the pub for a few cheeky pints after training
>>68170713
>if >we don't get Vardy, then we won't sign someone else
Also, Welbeck will be out for the entirety of next season.
>still no Vardyinho
REEEEEEEEE
>>68170792
>Welbeck out for the entirety of the season
P-promise, Soren?
>>68170824
Yes, Walt.
Who is the most reddit arsenal player?
>>68170943
define 'reddit'
Hello, where are the signings?
>>68170943
Ever? Podolski
Now? Vardy
>>68170943
Jenko is 4chan
>woke up
>no news
>went to uni and came back
>no news
it's over
>>68171309
this is arsenal nothing is ever simple
JUST ANNOUNCE IT
EVEN IT IT IS A REJECTION, THE SUSPENSE IS FUCKING KILLING ME
You have to be seriously retarded to sign a white pacestriker at the age of 29
>>68171377
>>68171309
>expecting Arsenal to announce shit on time
I'm expecting Lesta and Rebekah Vardy to confirm this shit before Arsenal even bother to acknowledge the Vardy exists.
>>68170943
koscielny is 100 percent leddit
>>68170381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zuua8Rrz9Hs
>>68171429
stopgap
ˈstɒpɡap/
noun
A temporary way of dealing with a problem or satisfying a need.
>"Jamie Vardy is a good stopgap signing for Arsenal until they can find a suitable long-term striker."
synonyms: temporary solution, improvisation, expedient, makeshift, last resort;
>>68171592
for twenty million it's taking the piss
>>68170792
If we don't get Vardy, then we will get a Welbeck tier player who won't displace Giroud.
>>68171662
It's CURRENT YEAR, Luigi. 20 mil is nothing nowadays thanks to these stupid TV rights deals.
>tfw gonna have to stream all PL games next year
At least i get to watch hipster leagues now.
V-Vardy?
>>68171760
Okazaki confirmed.
>>68171791
Glad desu
we almost fell for the meme
What if Vardy is actually a smokescreen for Mahrez?
>Vardy just changed his Twitter profile pic to the new kit and the cover photo to lifting the trophy
>Arsenal fans still think that they'll get Vardy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkcF7Z8Di0
>>68172241
>Oxshit back to his usual self
Was hoping he was still depressed desu
>>68172241
>Ox saying he never really supported a football team, he just loved Henry
bit weird that
So it's 8:30 pm here in France and we still haven't heard about Vardy. Ornstein said he's still supposed to take his decision today, for fuck's sake.
7/4 on Vardy staying now, odds are getting slashed, it'll be 1/1 soon, only a proper mug wouldn't have a bang on this, it's free money
>>68172405
lots of other people have reported he could make it later, ornstein is just sticking to his guns
The fact that it has taken this long, plus the changes to his twitter profile, seem to suggest that he's staying at Leicester.
So now the question is, who does Arsenal pursue next?
>>68172439
Yoshinori Muto
>>68172241
Shitberlain turning on the charm so everyone forgets how shit he is
Fucks sake
>>68172405
He might have already told Arsenal he's definitely joining. Arsenal are under no obligation to tell everyone straight away.
>>68172241
>based AW45 is a catlad
nice
>>68172241
Ox would get on your tits after 5 minutes.
>>68172626
>AW45
>>68172626
>AW45 is a catlad
cat people confirmed retarded
>>68172841
>>68172853
he still is to me until he plays with his new number
>>68172909
He's still called Iwobi
>>68172626
>>68172909
Didn't realise his name was Alex Wiwobi.
A I 1 7
I
1
7
Chambers being linked with a loan to Watford.
The less we know the better.
Arsenal wound't say a single thing if he already signed. But leicester would be shouting everywhere if he choose them. So far things are pretty good.
>>68172959
>>68173028
whatever I'm nto functioning properly after smoking a good amount of hash and not sleeping for 32 hours in anticipation of vardy/watching nba finals
>>68173052
GLOCK 17
That Vardy lad is taking the piss isn't he?
Has David lost all credibility now?
>>68173418
If things come to >our favour, we won't know until tomorrow at least.
>>68173418
Idk what >>68173216 says is right if Vardy had picked them they would be all over that and posting it everywhere about how he decided to stay with the underdogs or whatever bullshit they think of
>>68173418
he changed his twitter photo to that of the Leicester players holding the PL trophy. He's either commited to stay, or he's doing this shit to try and get a better deal from Arsenal, imo
>>68173497
The wallpaper? Because his prof pic is still just him
>>68173497
>>68173587
Fucking lol, he's taking the piss.
Can't wait for /arse/ mass suicide when this is just a big overkill reveal for Leicester's 3rd kit.
>tfw it's either Vardy or no striker at all
Wonga pls
Why does Claude act like he's an ITK now?>>68173648
Plz no
>>68173474
The ornacle has been cucked by the madman jamez vardinho
>>68173587
yeah the wallpaper my bad
>>68173648
feels like this is just an agent move. "say you're still thinking about it for the moment to arsenal, then change your wallpaper to this photo, they'll offer a better deal". I might be overthinking it, but why would he change the wallpaper if neither him or Leicester have confirmed that he's staying?
>>68173587
He changed his profile pic to him in the new Leicester kit.
>>68173474
Not really. He never said Vardy had agreed a move.
>>68173668
Haven't posted here in ages, why do you guys think Vardy would be a bad signing?
He's an upgrade over every forward we have. Age is deceiving, Wrighty was in his late 20s when he joined
>>68173791
Good move by Puma.
>>68173474
To be fair, he never said Vardy was outright signing with Arsenal. Just that there are 2 deals on the table and it's up to Vardy to choose.
>>68173801
>>68173819
he has said three times now that the decision will be made today
plenty of time to say otherwise
David Ornstein @bbcsport_david 1m
Appears as though Jamie Vardy is opting to stay at Leicester City. Same wages offered. #AFC #LCFC
it's over lads. cucked by a rat
>>68172241
>no Jenko
meh. Chambo needs Jenko to be funny.
>>68173843
yeah, no
>>68173843
he'll do a delph, wait and see
>>68173843
Eh, it's ok. There are other better strikers out there. But the team needs a quality striker.
>>68173843
>>68173843
you mean you're a rat?
>It's an autist posts a fake tweet from the jew episode
Tbh I wouldn't be that upset if >we missed out on signing him, but it would be an absolute embarrassment if a player picks Lestah over >us
>>68173843
I don't trust Ornstein. What does Smough have to say?
Jamie Vardy @vardy7 1m
Just signed for Arsenal lads. Can't wait to play with Mesut and Alexis.
>>68173980
>No hashtag signings
>>68173929
Yeah but it's also likely that >we will finish above Leicester this season so in the end it'll be worse for him
>>68173843
>stein
>"The longer this goes on the more likely Vardy will stay"
>@RorySmithTimes thinks #Arsenal might not get their man.
JUST
>>68174084
Aside from the bantz on here, shit isn't really the end of the world.
Its still June and this shows that Wenger is actively going for a striker.
The Jews did this.
I really don't care about this Vardy signing at all to be honest lads. If it happens then nice, but if it doesn't then that's fine too.
>>68174152
morata is on his way to Chelsea according to various reports, who the fuck is available?
>>68174152
remember all the whinning and bitching after wenger said giroud was the number 1 option as striker going into next season
Reminder that this guy would be a better signing than Vardy. Younger & cheaper.
>>68174206
Higuain. Aubameyang wants to ditch Dortmund.
Its not happening lads is it?
h-hold me
KEK
>>68173843
>>68173907
>>68173909
>>68173943
>>68174062
It's a fake tweet. Ornstein hasn't said anything.
>Barcelona star Neymar has been staying at a £7,000-a-night Beverly Hills mansion with gym and cinema while living the high-life in Los Angeles courtesy of Airbnb
Nerman when?
>>68174241
Get him in lad. Pretty sure he's a Gooner too.
>>68174359
>Nerman uses Airbnb
Doing the exact same this moment 2bh
>>68174365
How much do you think >we could get him for? £10-12m?
>>68174241
that's not will grigg
>>68174383
Dunno. They just got promoted and the new PL money means they wouldn't jump at a decent offer like they might have before.
£10m would probably be fine though. That's how much Afobe cost Bournemouth I think
>>68174383
>Oak furnitureland
I sure do hope they have a better sponsor for next season
>>68174164
>yfw Vardy signs as a Ramadan Miracle
>all these spurs players I have to cheer during the euros
why do wenger's brave boys have to be so shit?
>>68174618
No veneer in 'ere.
>>68174761
Wenger's fault.
Wenger OUT
>>68174761
he's a manager, not a miracle worker
I was always skeptical of the vardy stuff, but I do not think I can handle the sick bants if he doesn't come
>>68174930
to be honest, we have been through worse
we are Arsenal fans, we should be use to the feeling by now...just takes a little while to get over
>>68174930
you can always just jump off the bandwagon m8
>>68171547
that cunt is pretty annoying irl
>b-buy my cd e-eh m8
https://youtu.be/zjaVworIn_Y?t=107
Why didn't anyone tell me that Gnabry was a weeaboo?
I'm confused
Didn't Alexshit play like shit because he was tired from Copa?
Why is there another Copa now?
>spics
>>68175038
>"chinese anime"
he's a fake
>>68174976
I'm not even from America, I'm the French guy :^)
>>68175079
You have to go back
>Arsenal are annoyed at Giroud for talking openly about Vardy, and worry he might have scuppered any chance of a deal [Jeremy Wilson]
Hmm.
>>68175170
Based Giroud. Always loved him.
>>68175170
If this is true, I think Giroud is smart as fuck
Would do anything to be the no1 striker
>>68175170
googled that quote and the first result was here
Ornacle got fucking BTFO'd today.
>>68175049
yeah, they added an extra copa america for the 100th anniversary of the first tournament.
it'll be the 45th copa america though
Vardy for 20m is better deal than Lukaku for 50m and Higuain for 60m
Though West Ham apparently will bid for 25m for Walcott, i doubt they are that stupid
Akpom for free is a better deal than Vardy for 20m
>>68175690
Sell him for free maybe
>>68175690
fuck off
akpom is utter dross
>>68175690
Fuck off
Akpom is dogshit
Couldnt even get 5 league goals in the CHAMPIONSHIP
>>68175645
their chairman or whatever denied that
we're stuck with feo forever
>>68175480
Ahhhh makes sense I suppose
Toulalan when?
>>68175038
>>68175056
Would've lost my shit if he called them Chinese cartoons
>>68175751
>chairman
His son
http://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/news/newsid=832354.html
>Mkhitaryan is a gooner
Vardy could do better than Arsenal
>>68174383
Gray has been good in the championship for a Burnley side who play a completely different game to us.
That's not to say he doesn't have potential, but it would be a foolish move for any club to buy him in this window. It's worth paying extra later to be sure he wouldn't be shite.
Look at Vokes, prolific in both of their promotion seasons but he did nothing in their last PL campaign and internationally.
When?
Why is she so perf bros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPQncaYGCNk
>>68175907
>grapes
>in sheffield
lolwut
stick to beer and whisky
>>68176016
>Not understanding the banter
>>68175955
men in blazers know fuck all about football. dumb yanks think they're authority because they're british
>>68176016
>france
>>68176016
South of England isn't too bad for grape growing to be honest. Thank you global warming.
Did u guys see the video of the French guy being arrested in the Ukraine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekpjzjNFIXI
>Liverpool linked with Higuain
>>68176169
obviously not gonna happen
>>68176169
Man U were linked with Messi last week
>>68176169
This lets us sign Sturridge m8
>>68176169
It's ok, Liverpool is great at turning good players to shit and they'll be trying to sell him in three years
inb4 pikey liverpool fan
In the bag lads.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-fear-transfer-target-jamie-8127249
JUST
>>68176515
One can only hope.
>>68176515
I don't hate Arsenal, I feel more of a pity and bemusement. But if Vardy turns down the Gunners for tiny little Leicester, it will be epic bantz for a year.
>>68176169
they couldn't win the league with suarez and sturridge in godmode, you seriously think they're gonna do anything with choky "higuain" macchoke?
>>68173418
He's having a laugh, m8. Vardy is getting that Champions League trophy with Lestah next season... for real
>>68176676
can't wait for the klopp meme to die when liverpool flop next season
chat shit get banged - the official song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1k0VyebB8
we should sing this every time he scores for us lads
>>68176817
He's not coming m8. Andre Gray when?
>>68174376
Nerman's Airbnb is £7,000-a-night, yours is probably £12-a-night
>>68176817
tempz just aint the same without the hightop
>>68176817
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY1k0VyebB8
>WENGER can't even sign vardy
OUT
I wish I was a twitter ITK in the summer, looks like a lot of fun
Fucking when?
It's over.
>>68177158
You can be one if you want lad. Just say typical ITK bullshit and you've made it.
Even Claude's been trying his hand at it.
>>68177252
F I N I S H E D
AKB v WOB WAR NOW!
>You now remember when >we were going to sign Vardy
Good times.
>>68177328
But it takes too much energy
look at this shit
https://twitter.com/AFCAMDEN/status/739945024398479360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
dont think i could do that to our fans
>>68177328
>two players from PSG
Nice one Claude
Now that the Vardy deal is of we have to prioritize extending Chamberlains contract
>>68177505
Walcott through the middle.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/dortmund-ready-sell-arsenal-transfer-8126871
At least we're getting Mkhitaryan
Walcott is a young lad yet. Give him a season as a CF and he'll definitely bag you 6 goals a season.
>>68177456
All you have to do is say "my info", "understand that" and "been told".
Get a couple retweets and you're the new go to guy for rumours.
>>68177551
bit generous t b h
>>68176637
>a dirt eating flip bandwagoner being in a position to feel pity and bemusement for anyone
Lads, I reckon Wenger's being replaced by Raineri.
>>68177567
His best years are still to come. If we stick with him now we'll definitely be rewarded in the future.
>>68176637
Kys flip Manure bandwaggoner.
Lee Dixon @LeeDixon2
I just think it's a sign of the times all round that JV is considering the offer made by AFC. There was a day when The Arsenal was enough
JUST
>>68177595
Honestly can't tell if this is sarcasm at this point
>Jamie Vardy will turn Arsenal down
Let that sink in.
THE STATE
>>68170737
>Vardy scores more
>Vardy led his team to a PL title
>G-Giroud is a compete striker
Kill yourself
>Morata to Chelsea
>Vardy and Slimani to Leicester
>Ibra to United
>______ to arse?
fill the blank
>>68177686
Shane Long la
>>68177611
It's a good point. No pulling power anymore and that's due to the board, manager, and squad there.
>>68177645
That should speak more volumes of Arsenal than any of the (possible) signings that Arsenal might attempt to sign this summer.
>>68177686
Sanogo
>>68177686
Mr. X
>>68177686
Based Andre Gray.
>>68177686
We've got giroud, Walcott and Sanchez who can play there
NO SIGNINGS needed
>>68177686
>implying wenger isn't hoping vardy wont sign so he can say at the end of the summer "look errrr, we tried to sign top qualiteee striker but nothing finalized"
>>68177697
Shlong is world class la. Guaranteed 20 goals a season with Mesut behind him.
Went off Vardy after seeing his v Liverpool video,
didn't seem fancy desu
>>68177562
this guy have been wrong so many times i am surprise people still believe him, even Geoff gave up
>>68177729
I've wanted him in the side for years tbqh
>>68177732
>even Geoff gave up
Good, he was intolerable.
at least we're not the only one with fake ITK
https://twitter.com/Lazallana/status/739939162703470593
>>68177729
What does Long offer that Vardy doesn't(besides actually possibly signing)?
>>68177729
What would he offer that's better than Vardy?
>>68177771
>I'm an apprentice for the Echo mate....
lmfao
>>68177680
>Vardy scores more
>>68177799
Wasn't playing non league football last week
>>68177606
>Kys flip Manure bandwaggoner
Says the Americunt bandwagonner.
>>68177776
>>68177799
I was joking with the world class thing. Long is just a slightly better Welbeck (as in, le workrate but poor finishing man who's actually a striker but deployed out wide)
Fucking hell lads this blows I was already hyped af for Vardy
Where's Arseal
He has the SHANE LONG ARISE image
>Chelsea want to buy £40m Juventus and Spain striker Alvaro Morata, 23, before the start of Euro 2016 and also want to re-sign Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 23.
Must be nice.
>>68177947
>Chelsea hope to beat PSG to the £20m signing of N'Golo Kante
Must be nice.
>England boss Roy Hodgson has told Vardy to forget about his move to Arsenal and concentrate on Euro 2016
Must be nice.
>new manager
>signing players
I believe >we proved last year these things aren't needed
fuck
>>68177974
Kante is either staying at Leicester of going PSG. He's specified that though he has offers, he will decide after the Euros what he's doing but that he wants to play Champions League. Chelsea got BTFO by the Roma guy and now they're in damage control mode.
>>68178035
Walcott is on £7m a year, no club is going to touch him
post yfw xhaka is the only signing come september (and welbz LANS)
>>68178070
>le spray the ball out wide man
>BBC retweeting Gary Lineker
I have a feeling the BBC don't like Arsenal
>Arsepiss
>>68178066
If not even China will touch him then he should kill himself
>>68178157
Media consistently sucks Arsenal's dick, now fuck off with your victim mentality cunt
>>68178232
>>68178232
wew lad
>>68178232
You believe your own lies?
>>68178311
>>68178312
>>68178366
What would the media gain from trying to scare away one of the most supported teams?
Don't be so dense. Every club's fans think the media is against them
>>68178157
>Look at BBC Sport timeline
>Literally everything is about how Vardy should stay at Lester
WENGER OUT
>>68178624
THIS
>>68178624
>>68178866
Wenger DESERVES to retire how he likes, when he likes
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/06/06/theo-walcott-assured-of-arsenal-future-and-accepts-wide-right-ro/
>Theo Walcott has been assured by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger that he still has a role to play at the club as a wide man.
>Walcott, however, held talks with Wenger at the end of the season and the pair have agreed that he will mainly compete for a place on the right – rather than as a central striker – next term.
>The 27-year-old had previously pushed for a chance to play regularly through the middle, but now accepts he fits better into Wenger’s side out wide and wants to concentrate on trying to make the position his own.
WENGER OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68179073
Walcott is such a fucking wasteman. I hate him as much as I hate Wenger. This fucker doesn't even have the balls to try and play for a different team.
>>68179073
>no striker,CB,good winger and another midfielder signed
>Walcott and Ox still at the club
IT WILL NEVER END
>>68179142
>another midfielder
we don't need anymore midfielders
>>68179182
need a goal scoring midfielder if Wenger can't manage to get in another striker and winger who can reliably score goals.
daily reminder that gnabry posts here
https://youtu.be/zjaVworIn_Y?t=107
>>68179253
remembering that Welbeck is dead always makes me smile
>>68179224
Ramsey really needs to get his shit together.
>>68179406
Ramsey really needs to fuck off.
>>68179464
but muh 2013
Who will be the signing announced at 1am??
>>68179552
Sanogo extension
>>68177881
>subhuman flip
>bandwaggons Man Utd.
>comes into another thread
>attempts to talk shit like the little pinoy he is
wew
>>68179570
That would be the most wenger move of all time.
>>68179314
he hasn't even had the chance to put in enough shit performances to deserve any hate
>>68179995
Yes he has.
>>68179995
>le 40 goals in 8 years man
>>68179314
Rude tbhfam, he's an arsenal legend with the goal at old trafford and against Leicester
>>68179664
>400lb Cheetos stained burger in his mom's basement
>too hipster faggot for his local MLS team, bandwagons the London Cannons
>prays they draft Pulisic in the 1st round
>practices his Monty Python voice in the mirror
>Helo, Guv'na, spot o tea?
>True American't.
t. expat, you dismal mong
>>68180228
trip on faggot
>>68179253
>chinese anime
He really posts on /a/.
The Vardy saga is fucking embarassing.
You realize who the fuck we are dealing with here right? Some chav lad who was playing non league football a couple of years back and is a 29 fucking years old pace merchant. Can't believe we are getting led around by that cunt.
This is truly dark times.
>>68180488
What do you expect when the manager, board, and squad are all soft cunts with no real pulling power anymore?
>>68180433
This guy really hates welbs
>>68180488
Except he just helped a shitty relegation battling team from fucking nowhere win the Premier League at a 5000/1 odds
>>68180488
maybe he'll do a delph
or he saw all the butthurt leicester fans and changed his mind
Mkhitaryan would be a great pickup
Which 5 current Arsenal players do you hate the most lads?
For me it's:
>Welbeck
>Ramsey
>Walcott
>Gabriel
>Oxlade-Chamberlain
>>68180755
Walcott
Ox
Ramsey
Giroud
Schez
(In no particular order).
>>68180755
Ox
Gibbs
Walcott
Wilshere
Mertesacker
>>68180755
Ramsey
Powergap
Debuchy
Walcott
All of the young lads that might get game time next season, besides jeff
>>68180866
Why Gibbs? I know some people think he's shit but he hasn't done anything worth hating him for imo
>>68180755
Not sure how anyone can dislike Welbeck tb h.
You may not rate him but the kid always puts the effort in and he scores in big games.
>>68177704
Good god, listen to this faggot. Ozil and Alexis and Xhaka said word for word that Wenger convinced them with a single phone call, nothing more. And these are world class players, including Barca and Real players.
If Vardy turns down Arsenal I'll be disappointed after getting hype, but it's not because Arsenal are suddenly a fucking shambles. Look to Liverpool if you want a club that no one good will touch.
Jesus, you would think Arsenal finished behind Manure, chelshit and City this season.
>>68181044
>Alexis
>Xhaka
>world class players
fuck off wenger
>>68181044
>castoffs from Real Madrid and Barcelona
>world class
I love those two but let's not get delusional here chink. Xhaka also DEFINITELY isn't world class so calm the fuck down. You are fucking retarded if you think Arsenal had the allure that it once did as a destination for great players. Years of not winning or challenging for anything have caused it(2 FA cups don't convince the best players in the world, a club needs a league title or UCL).
>Van persie left 4 years ago and has yet to be replaced
>>68181157
Only self-hating Arsenal fans think Ozil isn't world class. He broke the record for chances created in a season, but he's shit in WOBs' eyes. Robben is also an RM "cast off" so I suppose he was never world class either. Dumbass.
Arsenal never had the "allure" you speak of. Bergkamp was a gamble, he failed in Italy and the papers hounded the signing. Vieira, Henry, they were all nobodies. Anything you think Arsene taketh away, he gave in the first place.
>>68181090
Alexis is a world class player you dumb fucking shit. Only Arsenal and England fans shit on their own players this much.
Conveniently ignore Ozil as well... Xhaka was the 23 y/o captain of the 4th place Bundes team, literally the German Cesc. He'll do great, his profile is certainly at least as high as Vardy's, given their ages.
Odds are 5/4 on Vardy staying at Leicester now (was 100/30 2 days ago)
7/4 on him joining Arsenal (up from a couple days ago it was 1/5)
You mugs didn't listen to me, I'm about to get fucking minted though
>>68181346
>Alexis is a world class player
There you go again.
>literally the German Cesc
This is even worse.
>Arsene Wenger is still Arsenal manager despite not winning a league title for over a decade
>>68181346
>this mad as fuck chink
LMAO, I am sorry but you are fucking delusional about the prestige of Arsenal, you need to seriously lower your opinion and your expectations of the club.
>it's another people don't think Özil and Alexis are world class episode
Pointless replying to these dickheads so just don't do it
Should have had a bang on the 100/30 odds, you mugs don't listen to good advice, you turned down FREE MONEY. I'm about to be rolling in dosh while you numpties are cry about missing an easy fiddle
>>68181564
Good for you lad but you really don't have to keep posting about it
The issue I have here is the fucking doom and gloom attitude of Arsenal fans the moment something goes wrong, nay, the moment something COULD go wrong.
The reason people hate Arsenal fans is not singularly that we are deluded or excessively pessimistic; it's because of the irritating, obnoxious boom-bust cycle of fan expectation. One moment Arsenal are top of the world, pride of London, the next moment their best players are also-rans and the manager who gave them everything is a fraud.
This contradiction of impossible expectations, high self-value and inevitable sense of indignant entitlement when things don't work out is some of the most disgusting fan culture in football.
>>68181598
Serious question here. Why don't you just fuck off then?
>>68181598
>manager who gave them everything
Don't see many people calling Herbert Chapman a fraud
>>68181598
>nay
*Tips fedora
>Vardy struggling to choose between Arsenal or Leicester
>Arsenal or Leicester
>Arsenal
>or Leicester
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>>68181598
>the fans should be happy at over a decade of manager and board kikery and failure while the owner launders the money into fucking ranches
Nah, fans shouldn't be happy with how things have gone for the past 12 or so seasons and have a right to be pessemistic about a squad and club that haven't even improved(getting 2nd on that low of a points total doesn't count as a step in the right direction). Only times people have been happy the past few years have been the FA cups and one was beating a relegated hull side(after fucking being down 2-0 in the span of 10 minutes) and a shit fucking Aston Villa side.
>>68181493
>visit my grandpa in Malaysia every summer
>every summer some nigger calls me a chink on an Andalusian clay-turning board to deflect from my argument
Also you are out of your fucking mind, your sense of entitlement for being a precious supporter is ridiculous. I literally said that Arsenal have NEVER had the allure of RM or other world-standard clubs, it's you who thinks Wenger and the board have somehow tarnished our great legacy because a chavvy striker doesn't want to leave the club that gave him everything.
>>68181629
My family has supported Arsenal for 4 generations. My grandfather is literally a British plantation owner. Tell me everything I said doesn't ring true; it's exactly why everyone hates us.
>>68181765
>>68181806
Autism speaks everyone.
Most Arsenal fans here are pessimistic because Wenger has been treading on their hopes and dreams for the best part of a decade
On Twitter Arsenal fans are more deluded and arrogant
>>68181765
Remember when Arsenal bid £50 million and 1(ONE) fucking pound for the worlds best striker? Or how about when Wenger went into a season with only 2 first team centre backs or how about last season when he went into the season with only one striker? How about how Wenger failed to replace Patrick Vieira and completely lucked out by Coq being good. It's shit like that as to why people act a certain way
>>68181598
Wenger made it like this. This didn't exist until Wenger ruined the club 2bh
>>68180755
Ox
Walcott
Gibbs
Ramsey
Wilshere
>>68181633
>le Herbert meme
Don't even want to address this, but that era is so long ago that it means little to the present. If a manager came along and brought Forest to CL competitor status, the fans wouldn't owe it all to Clough. They'd owe their football to whoever reinvented the club in this era.
>>68181852
>>68181873
>>68181885
Don't try to reason with the deluded AKB. Those cunts are deluded to think Wonga is the savior.
>>68181843
>chink
>autism
>muh ad hominem
Again, why don't you try telling me that fan expectation / entitlement / delusion isn't exactly why people hate Arsenal.
But you're just going to post a smug anime face, you piece of shit.
>>68180755
1. Welbeck
---huge power gap---
2. Chamberlain
3. Ramsey
4. Mertesacker
Can't think of a 5th. 2bh I only hate Chamberlain and Welbeck is a special case, this piece of shit should never have stepped foot into Arsenal FC, I'll never forgive this shitty signing. Worst signing in the last decade.
>it's an angry, delusional AKB episode
Is Walcott, dare I say it, nicking a living?
>>68181873
He obviously isn't perfect and probably puts too much faith in his youth players. Never said otherwise. But the absolute melodrama of certain people is maddening. "Woe is me, we've lost our famous allure... Cruel fate, Wenger should hang himself... Ozil signing matters less than Vardy..."
Also that's how release clauses work. If 50mil is the trigger, 50mil+1 should do it. Liverpool just ignored the rules. Suarez would've gone to Barca the following year anyway.
>>68182034
I guess Debuchy can be 5th but he's on his way out. Another terrible signing, what the fuck was Wenger thinking buying this useless relegation level cunt?
>>68182070
I say it and it appears. Take your nip images elsewhere weebwob.
>>68182086
Just like Wenger, Welbeck, Ox, Debuchy, Ramsey etc
https://streamable.com/zei8
>>68182153
You said that to an American earlier faggot.
>>68182098
>AKB delusion
Holy shit fuck off cunt.
>>68182139
Debuchy was pretty good for Neuxchateau and he was just supposed to be a stopgap. Got absurdly unlucky with contact injuries. I'm not even mad, it worked out really well with Bellerin.
>>68177686
rppny
>>68182221
Smug anime posters are all the same, and I didn't even defend Wenger in that post. Minimum-bid release clauses work that way, that is a fact.
You've yet to address a single thing I've actually said. I won't hold my breath though.
>>68182224
>good for a relegation level club
Okay. Never good enough for Arsenal and it was clear from day 1.
>>68182268
pls no
In 2010 maybe. I thought rppney might tear shit up when he got a go at striker, but he was displaced by fucking Rashford.
Would take Morata now, if he'd come. Slimani?
>>68182224
>he was just supposed to be a stopgap
He was signed as the new starting RB and a direct replacement for Sagna. He was never supposed to be a stopgap
>>68182291
>I am an enlightened AKB
>Debate me on all of my posts extolling the virtues of Wenger(our lord and savior)
Nah, I have given up debating deluded AKBs. Dont worry, your ilk will be fucking gone after next season and I cannot wait.
>>68180905
because he keeps breaking my heart every season by being injured
>>68182352
>Would take Morata now
wew another Morata guy
>>68182301
You know what I mean. They were lower-midtable under Pardew, lots of people rated him. Couldn't have predicted it would pan out quite so badly.
>>68182352
>wanting a man called Islam at arselel
mashallah
>>68182360
He was already old nigga. Wenger thought Chambers would take over, also a mistake
>>68182363
Hahaha Jesus christ, you're a fucking parody. I guess your 4chan time is just too valuable to spare, huh? Just like how the prestigious Arsenal would be luring Messi and Neymar to the Emirates if it weren't for that senile old man!!
>>68182388
I don't rate him particularly highly but there's not a lot of options, and it's in the press already. Again, Slimani?
Sampaoli when niggas?
I didn't realise so many people hated Welkek so much, I'd say he's one of the few players in the squad I actually like nowadays
top five most hateable players would have to be 1. Walcott 2. Wilshere 3. Debuchy 4. Chamberlain 5. Gabriel
>>68182705
It's the same people who hate literally the whole team
>>68182823
No, just the shit, overpriced and totally useless players like Welbeck.
it's done lads
>>68182885
>>68182705
I don't like debooch because he said he never got a chance despite being thrown into the lineup multiple times. Chamberlain and Wilshere are just frustrating, idk why you would actively hate them. Only Walcott angers me because he seems to believe his own hype. Ox looks devastated whenever he fails
>>68182837
Would cost a gorillion dollars but that would be a fatastic signing
>>68182885
>le Xhaka face
>yfw vardy AND rodriguez AND mkhitaryan AND a cheeky mahrez, with walshit and oxshit out
rate the consistency of ur cum on a scale of 1-10
>>68181667
I know, right.
Why would he want to drop out of a team that just won the league for a bunch of over-achievers who are going to crash worse than United as soon as their much-maligned manager decides the fans are not worth it any more.
>>68183000
-10
>>68182955
Chamberlain is probably harsh desu, I would actually like to see him do well. Wilshere is a knob though,
and the way I see it with Lukaku is that reality would prevent it going over £50/55m-ish (ie not into most expensive player in league history territory), which isn't bad for a proven PL striker when Wenger is apparently willing to spend £40m on Morata. and it looks like even better value when you take Vardy as being worth £20m at 29 when Lukaku hasn't even hit his prime yet. (I realise this is all basically kind of Football Manager style reasoning in the absence of concrete info, I need to go to sleep)
>>68136567
This actually wouldn't be that bad
I mean, ever game would be counter attacking but that's goals guaranteed each game
Who /rootingforbasedchilebros/ here?
>>68184108
>wanting Alexis to play more games
>>68184167
I would just prefer for them to help knock out the Argies(with Alexis staying healthy). They can lose in the first knockout round.
Also, what the fuck is up with the Higuain to Liverpool links?
>>68183439
40m would be good, anything else is pushing it. It's not a great moment to try and prise him from them. Ozil was 41m, BBC even says high 30s. Vardy for at or around 20m seems like good value on proven 20+ goals, even considering their ages. Vardy is immediate, Lukaku maybe not
>>68184253
The issue is, Wenger is afraid that he will spend that money and Lukaku might not workout. People will blame wenger for spending money(a lot of it) on shit. He is in almost a lose-lose situation there.
>alexis will never dribble in your lifetime
>it's an Alexis has a shit game episode
>>68173843
whew..dodged a bullet there. Mahrez + morata/higuain it is
>tfw you will never live in England
>tfw you will never have a cheeky nandos with the lads just for bantz.
>tfw you will never see Arsenal play at the emirates on a monthly schedule.
>tfw you will never have a qt gf from west sussex
Why even live?
>>68186370
Other than living in England most Brit posters on here don't do/have the other things
>>68185457
3 SOG 4 Shots 3 Crs 2 FOuls drawn
In one half is not a shit game
Le shoot it at the keeper man
vardy yeah?
> always puts in a shift up front/can never doubt his work rate
> has scored several big important goals in his short career at Arsenal already
> never seen whining to the media about being played out of position/not being selected in general and quietly fights for a spot on the starting 11
Welbeck is a good lad. I don't rate him all that highly but don't have a problem at all with him as a squad player.
There is a shitload of players I'd rather see fuck off than him.
>leave /sp/ for years
>4chan gets sold to some japanese guy
>move on with my life
>return to see if vardy in yet
>filipino manure bandwagoner still shitposting pathetically
never change
Wonga should be leaving us with a good young foundation for when he leaves. Not sign old man vardy.
If vardy isn't in then WENGER OUT for making us look like chumps
If vardy signs then WENGER OUT for signing him at all
Conclusion: Wenger out
btw
>Mkhitaryan for his own part is dreaming of the English Premier League. "My favourite team is Arsenal," said the attack-minded midfielder, who has played ten games for Armenia, scoring once. "I like their attacking play and fast style. Moreover, Arsène Wenger puts faith in young players while demanding results at the same time. I like that and want to play there one day."
my dad once did plumbing work for martin keown in oxford
thank you for reading
>>68188242
nice
sexy
would rub your belly
>>68188145
one word
jeff
>>68189672
Why the spam Xi?
>>68187864
The flip hasn't been around for ages. Unless you're talking about my flag, in which case you're mistake, and also retarded
>>68187695
This 2bh
>>68190485
>you're mistake
*mistaken
but you're also a mistake.
Jacko unrelated
>>68190485
He is talking about me. He unironicly believes there is only 1 person in the Philippines (despite /nba/ being overrun with flip flags), and has no clue that expats exist.
So Vardy isn't happening?
>>68190649
"no"
>>68181548
How long do you think they will say? Mother year at most?
>>68173791
You now remember RVP showing off the new Arsenal kit before publishing that rant and moving to Utd
>>68191615
What the fuck was that anyway. You made me mad all over again, what a dickhead
To think Bergkamp said he was the most technically impressive player in training. What a waste, if he had stayed he would be starting in the hole until age 50, same as DB10
>>68180755
Incredibly hard to do, can't remember the last time we had such a group of unlikable pieces of shit. Giroud tops it for me though, can say that much.
>>68191687
Wanna get even more mad?
Remember that image of his bedroom with all the Arsenal shit in it
Remember the fans singing him praises at the end of the season
And now realize that if he had stayed, he would be playing with Ozil and Sanchez instead of Nani and Diego in fuckin Fenerbahce
> He wouldn't have won the league though
3 days till the Euros and still nothing... If we don't get some transfer news before Friday it's gonna be a long and painful month.
Also you just KNOW that if Vardy signs, he will get injured for 3+months in England's first game
>>68191774
>implying wonga would have signed those players if rvp stayed
>>68191060
16/17 will be their last, no way they stay past it unless Arsenal win the league or Champions League
Alexis will leave first, Özil is too beta to make the first move
>>68191774
Big if, but if Vardy signs, I'm hopeful for his injury record. He consistently played through injury at Leicester. Yeah RvP was a headcase but I suppose we came out of the whole situation alright
>>68191792
Lmao always leads to venga ahhht
>>68191956
They're not going anywhere, Ozil is reddit tier sentimental and will stay at Arsenal forever if he's wanted. He's already played at RM, Bayern is the only possibility, but he's played in the Bundesliga as well. Alexis is hungrier, but he just wants to be a star. Couldn't get it at Barca, so he's happy here.
Bigger than all that, Arsenal don't have to sell anymore. Selling players was always about putting the club in the black. It's done now, and I wouldn't be surprised if Arsenal let a star player's contract run out if necessary, like BvB and Lewandowski.
>>68186566
>ameristats
>>68192080
That was the joke klaus
John Cross
John Cross – Verified account @johncrossmirror
Arsenal have thrown the kitchen sink at Jamie Vardy. Not a penny scrimped. I'm sure Arsenal's offer is better than Leicester's counter offer
I cannot take this anymore. It's been 3 days and already feels like a month long saga.
Will there be a decision today?
Arsenal “will take action immediately” in their pursuit of N’Golo Kanté, according to today’s edition for L’Équipe.
Kanté has a €25m release clause, but Arsenal are ready to offer up to €40m in order to seal a deal for the French international.
Leicester City have come back for Kanté hard in recent days, offering the player a new deal with an incredible wage rise.
Manchester City and Chelsea are monitoring the situation.
Kanté’s prefers a move to Arsenal. The Gunners hold the cards, but they must start to act now in order to ensure that they do not miss out.
Kanté is happy to wait until at least after EURO 2016 to make a final decision.
>>68192222
At this rate might as well sign the entire Leicester squad. Too many fukin rumors. How about sign and then flaunt.
Also obligatory Vardy when desu?
>>68192222
we are now what city and Barca are to >us
>>68192222
>>68192202
I fucking hate summer transfers.
>>68192262
You need castrated lad. This is fucking glorious news.
>>68183000
10. You could roll my cum up and play football with it.
>>68192202
fuck off john cross you utter twat
you were the one who said arsenal were worried
rate my xi for next season lads
there's no winning with this vardy situation
either we get vardy or get rejected by vardy
>>68192222
Yes good, we are well on our way to collecting every single sideways passing merchant in the world. Blind when?
>>68192222
>mfw wenger accidentally signs rainieri as well and finds himself OUT
Arseblog's claiming that the Vardy delay is over contract length.
Apparently Leicester have offered him 4 years and while we've offered a better financial package overall, Vardy's agent wants us to match the contract length offered by Leicester given that this is probably his last big contract.
Is Vardy in yet?
>>68192222
>>68192202
Someone needs to do some explaining here for me, pretty please.
We bought no one last window and only a goalie in the one before and in the previous windows we kept getting some bullshit transfers, but now we got that Xhaka lad (30m) and are connected to Kante and Vardy? What the hell is going on?
Seriously.
Is someone taking an elaborate ruse here? Taking the piss with old man Arsene? And what's with the prices? 40 millions for Kante? What the fuck.
>>68192324
The bit about him having the same agents as Walcott actually gave me hope. They could just being trying to jew us as hard as possible like theo did
>>68192334
Did you already forget gabby and el neny? Shame on you
>>68192324
>33 year old Vardy on over a 100 grand a week
Bigger waste than Walnut.
>>68192222
>Kanté has a €25m release clause, but Arsenal are ready to offer up to €40m
What. What's the point of a release clause then?
>>68192347
Jesus Fucking Christ I got memed!
Anyway, we're up from "sign one guy cheap" to literally stripping down the first team.
>>68192374
Release clause is set up to sell the guy for no less than that sum, but when there's more than one interested club you'd need to bid higher, no?
>>68192307
we chatted shit, now we get banged.
>>68192391
No. If you meet the release clause you have to accept. If more than one club want to buy, then the club cannot reject one offer in favour of a better offer. So bidding more is a waste of money and this is why you shouldn't pay any attention to Arsenal transfer talk until it's posted somewhere creditable.
>>68192411
Can arsenal ever recover from this banging we have received?
Would rather take a punt on the Janssen lad than Vardy desu
Though I don't buy that there's any doubt at all in the deal... posturing from Vardy's camp so he doesn't look like the bad guy
>El Confidencial: Barcelona want Laporte and Bellerin, have talked to players and agents behind the backs of their respective clubs
Based Barca, you guys were right they are our bros :)
>Giroud and Vardy both close to 30
A new young striker will be needed soon regardless. Who's it going to be?
>“I don’t think that he will be a starter,” Wenger told beIN Sports.
>“I say this because he does not have the quality, because he doesn’t have enough experience at that level to say the whole tournament will depend on Vardy."
>wenger shitting on his own target
It's all over lads.
Reminder that this potential Vardy snub would not even be an issue if Wenger had the foresight to hold on to the elite Carlos Vela.
>>68192494
Donyell Malen
>>68192494
Vincent Janssen
>>68192478
Yeah how nice of them, we can get some cash for suing them for illegally tapping our player without our knowledge
>>68192499
I am so glad that the insufferable Mexican bandwagoners are gone, seriously. I hope we never sign another Mexican
>>68192374
>price is £35m - wenger offers £18m
>price is £40m - wenger offers £40m+1
>price is £25m - wenger offers £40m
Hello
Where are the signing?
>>68192585
Another brilliant transfer ploy by LE PROFESSEUR
>>68192562
They were better than the Chilean gooners.
>>68192603
I disagree
>>68192548
Just like we did with Cesc, right?
>>68192548
>sue
lol Arsenal doesn't sue
>>68192548
Ah yes, very impressive, just like Cesc right?
>>68192612
I d-don't k-know what you're talking about . W-who is Cesc
>>68192600
>>68192585
made me laugh more than it should ....
>>68192599
>browsing /trans/
Get and stay the fuck out
Vardy has verbally agreed a three-year deal worth £120,000 a week with the option of a year 12 months at the Emirates. #Arsenal
Hello
Where are the signing?
lads with all these athletes dying does that mean ramsey will win Wales the euros?
>>68192710
shame arsenal isnt in scotland, verbal contracts have the same weight as written ones unlike in england
morning lads
vardy out
Morning lads
where are the signings
No signing now, no signing next
blimey
Should we sign Huth or Morgan
>>68193216
Chilwell
>>68193216
Morgan and kante desu
Reports here that Vardy has rejected Arsenal
Breaking | Moussa Sissoko on Arsenal: "I hope that soon I will have a chance to play for them... I cannot tell you if I am joining Arsenal."
sign him up wenga
>>68193410
>Trusting Malaysian sources on a Taiwanese cartoon drawing image board
Ivan from the pub down the street told me Vardy hasn't decided yet, but Mkhitaryan is coming
>>68193426
He's shit
I actually helped bot this one, was fucking hilarious on twitter. Can see why the lads enjoy it.
OUT
>Dedouchy
>Ospina
>Gibbs
>Chambers (Loan - Watford)
>Ox (Loan - PL)
IN
>Xhaka
>Rodriguez
>Le Chav Who Can't Make Up His Mind Man
>Mhiktkyksltkn
LANS
>Jenkinson
>Woj
>Welbeck
>>68193622
go to reddit faggot
>>68193647
>He isn't one of the lads
Howling
>>68193426
I wonder if the lads running the Arsenal twitter account recently will have some banter ready for when Arsene makes the next meme signing
>>68193640
>Woj not on loan
>lester offers vardy higher wages
>vardy stays
>wonga bids for mahrez
>lester now can't offer mahrez higher wages because they used it up for vardy
it's happening la
>>68170005
OP isn't wrong though
>>68193824
Wenger IN
>>68193743
Obviously
>>68193824
Le Professeur strikes again
when's the next 'deadline'?
>>68193824
can you fucking imagine if this was Wenger's plan
>>68193922
end of August la
>>68193922
Friday
Woy wants all transfer mumbo jumbo to be settled so that the brave lions can focus on the Euro
what does AKB mean?
what is the opposite of AKB?
>>68194115
arsene knows best. pretty much delusional halfwits who are in the cult of wenger. they think wenger is arsenal
opposite is WOB or wenger out brigade. freedom fighters who just want to see the club reach its potential and win a CL in their lifetimes
WHERE THE FUCK IS VARDY
>>68194144
announced in a weeks time like Xhakalaka
>>68194144
my sources say he will stay
sorry lad
>>68194134
accurate description desu
>>68194134
ignore this WOB propaganda. WOBists are terrorists and their violence against innocent AKBs cannot be justified.
>>68194151
thank god desu.
>>68194144
If he gets announced, it'll be after the Euros/ in a week's time when England get eliminated
Sorry laa
Probs won't even happen desu
>>68194151
This hurts me more than it should.
Delete it
>>68194177
the AKBs are actually the violent ones
>>68194242
yeah didn't they beat up DT because of his "TIME TO GO" banner at Man City
>>68194270
Apparently they tried to and it happened to others with banners too
HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA
GET FUCKED
https://www.skybet.com/football/transfer-specials/event/19348200
>>68194321
Arsenal have said they will be handing out bans for this
Tancredi Palmeri is back at it again with the bullshit
>>68194368
Nah they won't
https://twitter.com/JanAageFjortoft/status/740158666729525248
Bendtner when?
>>68194443
kalou confirmed
>>68182837
>le overrated pacey giroud arrogant journeyman stormzy man
He would fuck off after one half decent season just like he's done with Everton.
>>68194479
Is this the first transfer window in which we're not linked with Kalou ?
>>68182301
>>68182408
Honestly Debuchy started his Arsenal career really well, I rated him up until the injury then after that he never looked the same.
>>68194374
"big news in 5 minutes" 5min ago
srsly
wearethenorthbank
@northbanklower
To clarify for the trolls: there's a large England Press pack with the team and I know a few. Word is that Vardy is 'more likely' to stay.
>>68194518
literally happenin'
>>68194534
inb4 he posts it in 4+ languages
>>68194526
>Word is
> My sources tell me
> I've been told
> I understand that...
It's all bullshit. ITKs just spount whatever sounds like the most likely scenario at the moment and then brag about "breaking" a story
I hope that I'm wrong, but I can easily see this story prolonged until after the Euros.
>>68194562
Who?
>>68192301
just a couple of alterations m8
Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri 54s 54 seconds ago
Arsenal have bid 32m€ for Mahrez
seems legit
>>68194542
>>68194562
>>68194590
Lol LEEEEEEEEEEEGIT
>>68194586
I'd take it.
Any ITKs here?
Buy Kante as well, go for the triple and cement the nationwide hatred.
>>68194542
he's doing exactly that
fuck he only did it in 3
>>68194611
Here. What's up mate?
>>68194586
Wilshere and Albrighton to Leicester?
Do it, Claudio
>>68194611
my trusted sources tell me that we've agreed a deal with Glenn Whelan. #ITK
It's funny that Tancredi is unanimously told to STFU by everyone when he tries this shit
>>68194744
I remember his sources telling him Cesc will join Man U
Hey /arse/
As a Newcastle fan I pray you take Moussa Sissoko off us as he has flat out stated in an interview that Arsenal were watching him.
He's a CDM that was converted to RW who thinks he is a CAM
He can't pass, cross, tackle, shoot or dribble.
If you look at his heat maps he is completely stationary forcing our RB to have an average position to that of a Vatican City FC ballboy.
Please arsne give Rafa a bigger budget.
Btw chuffed you got Xhaka he is immense
>>68194744
He's verified lads, he must be right
>>68194779
>As a Newcastle fan I pray you take Moussa Sissoko off us as he has flat out stated in an interview that Arsenal were watching him.
We were three years ago lad. Not anymore.
Everyone knows he's shit.
Rather sign Lascelles from you.