It's that time again /sp/ics and ameri/sp/ats. Oh wait...theres a game on? Who care POWER RATINGS
Everybody else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> USA
>>68111684
I see you're pointing to who you looks up to the most, Mexishit
1. Argentina
2. Uruguay
3. Brazil
4. Mexico
5. Colombia
6. Chile
7. Ecuador
8. Costa Rica
9. Peru
10. Paraguay
11. USA
Rest are irrelevant at the moment.
>>68111899
>gayru
>9
no way, they're at least under Jamaica...
>>68111948
Jamaica don't have the experience for a knockout tournament.
>>68112003
what did they mean by this?
https://youtu.be/juNR02Br8ZI
>>68112213
I dunno, ask chicanos around you.
>ratings
It's rankings you faggot
>>68111899
>Mexico over Chile
Jesus christ... No wonder americlaps wants you out of their country.
>Claimed by Argentina
>>68112760
>He rates rankings
>>68112887
Dude we beat them this fucking week. Their defense is too shit filled with manlets.
>>68113598
>Friendly match
Take this my taco friend
>noaustralialol.jpg
obsessive much?
>>68113775
ahahahahaha saved my friend
>>68113775
Change Goku and Trunk's shirts and we have a deal
1. Argentina
2. Chile
3. Brazil
4. Uruguay
5. Colombia
6. Ecuador
7. Paraguay
8. Mexico
9. Costa Rica
10. Perú
11. Bolivia
12. Jamaica
13. USA
14. Venezuela
15. Haití
16. Panamá
>sudaka futbol
zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Ni un brillo frente a la euro
>>68113938
>2. Chile
They should be right next to Venezuela desu
>>68113775
Did you even watch the match? It wasn't a friendly by any means.
>>68113775
Sure thing idiot, nice meme.
Just look at Copa America 93 to 2007 to see if Mexico really is that shit. Or world cup results.
>>68114012
>Being literally this butthurt
C'mon son.
>>68114024
It was a friendly you dumb chili eater. How many times do I have to tell you?
Chile had only issue. Lack of goal. But overall, they demolished you.
>>68113938
>14. Venezuela
I'm so fucking angry a this. Three years ago we would have been around 7. This is a fucking disgrace how low the Federation as fallen. Fuck this shit I hate it. A glimmer of hope gone completely.
>>68114113
>They demolished you
>Lost
Okay sudaquita lo que tu digas
>>68114113
It was an experimental squad. Chile really aren't a scary team. I'm much more worried about thugball by Uruguay or the quality overall of Argentina.
>>68114170
>thugball
That's rich coming out of you
>>68114156
Watch the game dumbass. You won because you scored the only chance you got in the whole match.
>>68114170
>Mexico was the only team with an experimental squad
No wonder Trump hates your people.
Also,
>Ur gay
>Thugball
Coming from Metsico that's gold.
>>68114199
Uruguay is known for playing thugball though. Muh garra charrua and all that.
Sudaca salt will be glorious tomorrow.
>>68114199
>>68114269
Yes, we don't play hoofball. It's not suited to our players, as our defense is frail and also the attackers are on the short side. Instead of hoofing the ball when we get fouled on midfield we try to get the ball rolling. Am I saying something weird?
>>68114326
You will lose and you'll say "h-hehe we d-don't care a-about this competition, w-we've sent our C team" as usual
>>68114326
We sent you screaming all the way back to north america the last time we faced each other back in 2010, we will do it again
>>68114269
Mexico rarely plays thugball, retard. It's the sudacas that like murdering our players.
>there are countries that didn't clasify
>haiti did
how
literally how
>>68114474
Honduras and Canada choked in the gold cup and Trinidad and Tobago lost in the playoff match vs Haiti. They are fairly there, lol.
>>68111626
CONCACAF STRONK
>haiti gets in
>the leaf gets out
Fucking CONCACAF, its just kicking a ball what fucking science is there to it?!
>>68114520
Let's trade venezuela to concacaf and mexico to conmebol.
do you agree?
>>68114605
Canada are extremely shit, too.
>>68111899
>uruguay in front of brazil
>>68114679
I'm surprised, haiti is better than what you expect.
they're better than bolivia or venezuela.
I would say they're paraguay tier.
>>68114678
No desu, we get invited to Copa America and Libertadores already and if this one brings a ton of money it'll probably be repeated. It is of best interest to Mexico to stay in CONCACAF.
>>68114711
I think they will make it extremely tough for any team to beat them thanks to their defense and the way they play.
>>68114711
>Cisplatina was a mistake
>Dao Pedro II
>>68114753
>lugano
>>68114119
who fucking cares, just watch baseball like everyone else
I didn't mean to start this /pol/ discussion
>>68114751
how often is mexico invited to copa america?
>>68114751
Point for Brasil though is that we don't have Suarez, we will only kick people's shins and maybe wound one or two players, and then we will be out
>>68114849
Every single cup since 1993. It is the other invitee spot that gets rotated.
However I wish to dispel the notion that Chile is a football nation
Its not, they only won the last cup because of refball and they deserve every last drop of scorn in my being
Argentina actually deserved to tie Uruguay again... only for Uruguay to untie it again, and so on and forth...
>>68114474
Haiti isn't that bad. Could qualify for Russia
>>68114898
I think making this cup every five years will be nice.
1. Argentina
2. Mexico
3. Chile
4. Uruguay
5. Brazil
6. Costa Rica
7. Paraguay
8. Colombia
9. USA
10. Ecuador
>>68114947
could have qualified****
>>68114968
>le mexico can beat conmebol meme
>>68113886
We still have the biggest dick around here buddy
>>68115034
Mexico has a positive win/lose ratio against ever team in CONMEBOL except Argentina and Brazil. Yes they can and they often do.
>>68115034
roachless flag
>>68114950
Do it every 4 years on Euro year and I agree. I mean Copa America used to be every 2 years as well in the 90's.
>>68114968
>>68114170
>>68111899
Mexicans are huge Argentina fans
>>68114921
Stop being a sore loser. You fuckers invented cheating at football dont get mad when you get fucked by your own tactics.
>>68115109
>sore loser
Excuse me? Excuse me!
Its the beautiful sport, and if its played any way, its played -the Uruguayan way-
>CONCACAF has a combined total of 0 (zero) goals in 3 games
what the fuck man
>>68115072
yeah, let's see how well mexidrugs do this cup.
>>68115097
I know I say this every single cup and you will find a way to fuck it up but it's your cup. Huezil is kill and didn't even bring nerman, and the rest don't look nearly as good.
>>68115097
argentinas a good team
>>68115245
>t. every copa america in the past 23 years
>>68115237
Seeing as how we have our A team this time around we'll probably make it to semis or finals like we used to before we started sending our B squad during the last 2 Copas America.
>>68111626
1. Argentina
2. Chile
3. Uruguay
4. Colombia
5. Ecuador
6. Brazil
7. Mexico
8. Paraguay
9. Costa Rica
10. Peru
11. Venezuela
12. USA
13. Bolivia
14. Jamaica
15. Haiti
16. Panama
>>68115245
>last time argentina won a cup was before I was born
lmao
>>68115338
delet this
>>68114821
>watching baseball
>ever
I'd rather have a three-hour-long prostate exam performed by Larry the Cable Guy.
I wish Argentina stopped choking on everything though, I mean, sure, I liked the germans better last cup, but they should win a world cup any day now
...
right?
I mean, if they don't win it this time, I'll rage for good
>>68115314
do europoors really have a say in this?
>>68115338
>the last time Argentina won the cup I was a couple months old and they beat us in the final
>>68115363
Now, now, that's nothing to be mad over
Think of it from my angle. Uruguay hasn't won a world cup since 1950 and 1930
That was 64 years ago
THIS IS OUR YEAR LA
>>68115237
>mexidrugs
>says the Congolombian
are you even capable of self-awareness?
>>68115495
Now, now, that's nothing to be mad over
Think of it from my angle. USA hasn't won a world cup ever.
>>68115573
>USA hasn't won a world cup ever.
And never will.
>>68115614
Yeah but your mom will get cancer you poor little 5'3 indigenous spic fuck
>>68115573
I was thinking of saying something cocky, but then my smile vanished and I felt true sorrow
>>68115565
mexico took our spot some years ago.
>>68115097
you guys really have the best team on this meme cup
>>68114921
>uruguay
>cuckacaf
>>68111626
1. Argentina
2/3. Urgay/Brazil
4. Chile
5. Colombia
6. Ecuador
7. Peru
8/9. Mexico/Paraguay
10. Costa Rica
11. USA
12. Venezuela
13. Bolivia
>>68114113
>They demolished you.
>>68114451
>3 saves
Wew lad they sure demolished us...
>>68115678
>sergio "plays 2 matches per year" romero
>no defense
>no midfield
>gonzalo "just choke my shit up" higuaín
>injured and sued messi
sure...
>>68115761
Just take a look at other squads and you'll see he's saying the truth.
>>68115761
Everytime argies say they're fucked, they reached the final.
>>68114269
Mexic NT scored because jara is shit and a pecho frio.
the match should've ended in a draw.
>>68115694
Meme all you want, but you know that win was because the whole championship was rigged in your favor, and at the very end, Argentina choked, hard
>>68115852
we're always fucked
we have mediocre players that somehow overperform and reach finals, but we need to win soemthing
>>68115716
>Statistics monkey
Yeah sure. Watch the fucking game.
>>68115861
JUST.
FUCK.
JARA.
>>68115929
The second half was actually dominated by Mexico.
Jeezus, all these cancerous posts by Mexico and they have the nerve to call out us Chicanos... I'm glad i voted for Trump tbfh
>>68115929
I watched it, Mexico won.
>>68115861
Orellana and Jara should be killed
>>68113938
Why is pooru so low? They ALWAYS place high in this shit cup
>>68116071
Peruano
>>68116115
Because they just struggled to score a single goal on Haiti.
>>68116137
Is this your first cup? Wait till the later rounds, peru didnt even throw there a squad out there.
They still dont score goals but they grind out every match.
>thread is full of latinos
>they speak english to each other
what a weird sight
the US is starting to speak more and more spanish, while latinos are starting to speak english....these are truly crazy times, amigos
>>68116210
>the US is starting to speak more and more spanish
They shouldn't, burn the cucks down, its Trump time now
>>68116210
Do Turks in Germany speak to each other in kebab or German?
>>68115377
Yes. We NEED to win the next wc and then the world cups power ranking would be perfect as we are only surpassed historically by brazil, germany and italy
>>68116210
/lat/ is not here today bro.
>>68116475
You're gonna need 3 more cup victories, good luck lad.
>>68116137
Basically played the bench apart from Guerrero, Cuevas and the keeper. They have a hard time scoring regardless though.
>>68116445
2nd generation turks usually speak their version of german to each other, ghetto-german
that's the funny thing, they officially speak two languages, but in reality speak them both in a very broken way
>>68116558
Oh, that's okay, because Uruguay has 4 and can afford to share with Argentina our wc wins
>>68116558
I dont get it
>>68116580
Ughh...just like Chicanos here. This is why assimilation is important.
>>68116637
>we wuz world cup champions n shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet che
>>68116759
And African-Americans of the southern variety.
>>68116772
How's that world cup count going mexico?
>>68115614
This is not true
>>68116841
Same as Urgay. Don't forget you have 2 jules rimet trophy and 2 olympic medals and 0 world cup trophies.
>>68116986
What is the 1930 world cup?
What is the 1950 world cup?
>>68117032
Stoneball tournaments that were awarded with a jules rimet trophy for winning.
>>68116986
>le eternal choker at the first knockout round talking shit
Just leave and go finish the wall or something, Pedro
Kyrie Irving with handles
>>68115376
you're a disgrace to your country
>>68114753
>>68114820
Que fofinhos :)
>>68116210
hispanic growth has slowed, and a lot of the growth is from kids born here, who almost always speak english just as well as they do spanish, and if they're not from the border or in a 100% hispanic neighborhood in ny or chicago or something, their english is often better than their spanish.
>>68118806
shit, my grammar is awful. I guess I don't know english or spanish
>>68116841
That's a pretty intimidating anime picture there pibe
>>68114968
>Mexico over Brazil and Colombia
Bias much
Any of you mexicucks or conebros got any songs that are cool?
im currently wasted listening to damas gratis lul
>>68118441
I am as much a disgrace to my country as you're a disgrace for watching soccer.
>>68120304
I'm a spic so it's fine
1. Canada
2. Argentina
3. Chile
4. Uruguay
5. Brazil
6. Costa Rica
7. Paraguay
8. Colombia
9. USA
10. Ecuador
>>68114119
What are Venezuelan Chicanos called?
Venezicanos?
>>68115314
swap Costa Rica for Peru and Jamaica for Venezuela and this is the only objectively right power ranking
>>68115573
but you cant miss what never was yours
>>68111899
4-6 are interchangeable. And don't give me that bullshit about how you beat them in a friendly last week.
>>68114968
10 feet higher mi amigo
>>68115072
How many of those games were friendlies in Houston, Nacho? You guys are definitely top 5 for this tournament, but your fucking delusion is worse than ever. Get to a "quinto partido" in WC and then talk more shit.
>>68120148
Soda stereo
Or
UNA VELA
>>68114851
Well, yes, but Brazil has a meme team for this cup. Unlike you, you are still very dangerous without Suarez.
>>68128216
>Get to a "quinto partido" in WC and then talk more shit.
What have the other CONMEBOL teams won? Other than Uruguay, Argentina and Brazil.
We have only started playing Copa America since 1993, and the first time we played we got to the final. In 10 entries, we have 2 second places and 3 third places. The last few years we send a sub 23 team and a C team because of the fucking gold cup.
Sure, we are shit, and we haven't won much either, but some of the things we've won have been against Brazil. Unlike the other CONMEBOL teams (except for Argentina and Uruguay).
1 Copa Confederaciones against Brazil in 1999
2 Sub 17 WC (1 against Brazil)
1 Olympic gold against Brazil (the only thing they haven't won).
2 Copa Oros against Brazil
And as that other anon said, Mexico has a positive win/lose ratio against every team in CONMEBOL except for Argentina and Brazil.
tl;dr: While we are shit, you shouldn't underestimate us.
>>68114119
>we
Go back to Venezuela fag
>>68116210
>US is starting to speak more and more spanish
lol. It is the illegals that insist on moving here and not learning English that are.
>>68116839
You mean African-Americans of the entire country variety, right? I hate the way they talk.
>>68130570
More like minorities of the 'Urban thug' variety. It's amazing how much more understandable the white thugs get when placed in front of a police officer, but the minorities can't speak to save their lives, literally.
>>68130482
>children WCs
>Confederations cup
>gold cups against Brazilian u21 teams
Wow its fucking nothing.
>>68130680
And it's still more than them.
>>68130525
Go back to Europe you nigger
>>68113938
Would swap Perú with Paraguay, good ranking tho
>its a mexico think their team is good episode
pirate >>68134200
>>68111626
1. Uruguay (with Suárez)
2. Argentina
3. Brazil
4. Colombia
5. Mexico
6. Chile
7. Ecuador
8. Peru
9. Costa Rica
10. Paraguay
11. 'murica
POWER GAP
9001. Uruguay (without Suárez)
>>68141598
9002. Uruguay (with Rolán)
>>68120148
I can only recommend argie dad rock
>>68130482
Colombia and Chile have both won the Copa America, albeit at home and under suspect circumstances.
Mexico's Gold Cup wins have no place in this conversation because it is a Mickey Mouse cup, after all.
I will grant you the 1999 Confed Cup, but let's not forget who Brazil actually had in that tournament. It's hardly impressive.
Also, please don't include semi-professional wins such as the Olympics and U-17 WC (lol). We are talking about the big boys here. You might as well include USA's women's team while we're at it.
In sum, I think your country has as good a chance as any to win the Copa, but they are not above Argentina, Brazil, Uruguay, Chile and Colombia; not in this Copa nor in general. The world does not underestimate your team, we just don't overrate it like your press and fans on either side of the border do. Sometimes you are worse than the English--at least they have a charm about them. Also, please cut the "puto" bullshit. It's trashy and you'll be playing in an empty Azteca if you keep it up.
>>68120148
Los Gedes
>they fell for the CR is an actually good team meme
Everytime
>>68143085
nobody but concuckcaf countries believed that fampai
>>68143085
Wanchope was a mistake
>>68142999
>Colombia and Chile have both won the Copa America, albeit at home and under suspect circumstances.
In how many time did they do it?
Chile just won last year. It took them 100 years to win their only tournament. Colombia in 2001 against us. Other than that, not even semi-professional wins, against a team that has never won it before and has everything else.
And, again, we admittedly are shit, but other CONMEBOL teams (not Argentina, Uruguay or Brazil) are nothing special. They always lose against us or draw. We are about the same.
>>68143211
once each
both were rigged as fuck
>>68142999
>we just don't overrate it like your press
kek
Our press are the biggest cucks there are. They are not happy even when we win.
>Also, please cut the "puto" bullshit. It's trashy and you'll be playing in an empty Azteca if you keep it up.
You don't have to tell me that, besides, it's spreading in other latam countries too.
>>68143118
>implying
The world fell for it, tho, they dont understand how it works
>"we" do something good, winning some tournament or whatever, recently the way "we" played at the World Cup
>the players believe they are hot shit, start acting like divas, dont train, ask for stupid shit, etc
>because of this they play like shit and disappoint the country
>they feel like shit, the next months or years they actually try
>"we" do something good again
>repeat
The meme actually never ends but you need to understand it
>>68143204
>le never won anything man
Yes it was
Argentina will win this shit.
>>68143407
but im serious
google any football relevant south american newspaper article about CR NT, nobody will praise you there
>>68143315
>>Also, please cut the "puto" bullshit. It's trashy and you'll be playing in an empty Azteca if you keep it up.
>You don't have to tell me that, besides, it's spreading in other latam countries too.
Good, I'm glad you are against it. I don't find it offensive, just embarrassing.
>>68143211
>We are about the same.
That's my point exactly. There is virtually nothing separating Mexico from Uruguay (minus the history), Chile, and Colombia. The only advantage that Mexico has at this Copa is the home-field advantage.
You guys better beat Uruguay today, because if you don't you gotta go through Argentina and Colombia to get to the final. And I don't think you guys beat either one of those teams.
>>68143273
No they weren't. Get out of here with that nonsense. 2001 was missing Argentina (because Bielsa and Grondona got their panties in a twist) and 2015 was questionable, but ultimately nothing that bad--at least not on the level of Mexico's robbery in the Gold Cup a few weeks later.
>>68144118
in the colombian one, sicarios were 24/7 around other countries training fields, scaring players
Chile refballed their way to the final, but they legit won that match
>nothing that bad--at least not on the level of Mexico's robbery in the Gold Cup a few weeks later.
and I agree with this
>>68144278
>in the colombian one, sicarios were 24/7 around other countries training fields, scaring players
I'm gonna need a source for that one, mi negro.
>>68144076
We might stand a chance against Colombia, I feel like Uruguay is more dangerous, but I'm not sure. And without Suarez, well, it's our best chance. But I don't know, I have learned to never have hope in this team.
Argentina, yeah, no, we always lose against them. Their last cup was against us too.
>>68144461
I'm so blueballed about Suarez. He's been at his peak for years and he has barely played for us because of the sanction and then the injury.
>>68142999
>Also, please cut the "puto" bullshit. It's trashy and you'll be playing in an empty Azteca if you keep it up.
THIS plox
>>68142999
mexicans are just trash, there's nothing they can do about it
>>68113775
KEK
>>68144401
>travel to Colombia
>take a cab
>ask the cab driver for a "sicario cafe'
>talk to them about Copa America
thats your source
>>68144992
why are u faggots so fucking obssesed with that fucking cup.
jesus christ.
>>68144992
Makes you think about the '78 world cup doesn't?
>>68145108
>discussing something that was brought up by someone else in a thread means you're obsessed
M8
>>68145117
Yeah, we rigged that down to the Dutch team hitting the post at the last minute of the second half...whatever helps your sleep at night, weon
>>68145158
It's always you faggot bragging about how we steal that cup and how we won simply againts B teams and other teams not sending their players.
fucking hell.
>>68145117
was the same, except change sicarios for military junta
>>68144992
>thats your source
anecdotes are not sources, papi
>>68145288
good luck finding online articles from SA newspapers at the time then
>>68145351
fair enough.
>>68142999
>please cut the "puto" bullshit. It's trashy and you'll be playing in an empty Azteca if you keep it up.
Sure smells like tumblr in this post.
https://u.pomf.is/jqnscy.mp4
>>68146103
tumblr is for porn, m8, and nothing more.
The puto chant is trashy. Keep that shit in your league and out of our stands (both in the US and in S.A.). The world is watching, and Donald Trump is taking notes (or paying someone else to). You should be ashamed of yourselves for partaking or defending such lewd behavior.
>>68146641
>both in the US and in S.A
>S.A.
Too late, you are doing it too. Sudaca chicanos are even more annoying, holy shit.
>>68113775
Yes, was a friendly, that´s why >we started with shit players in shit formation. Even with that start they couldn´t score shit and >we manage to beat them .
>>68113938
Pretty sure Mexico is around Urugay and Culombia
>>68130482
This. We are shit, but so is the rest (except for Brazil, argentina and urgay)
CHOKEMAN OUIIIIIIIIIIII JUST JINXED US
ALL IS LOST
WAKE ME UP
AAAAAAHHHHHH MUFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://twitter.com/AntoGriezmann/status/739561073230159877
>>68115614
Check your facts dude, they win the world series every year
>>68148516
>Sudaca chicanos
I don't think you know what those words mean, brown boy
>>68148516
>>68150930
Either way, good luck tonight. Your boys will need it. You're lucky the goat #9 won't be there.
I am betting money on Argentina reaching the final and losing to whoever gets there as well.
Messi with the NT is reaching Netherland's level of forever 2nd.
>>68151089
you'll miss him when he's gone, Julio
>>68151122
Meh, we always have good players, what we dont have is good DTs, and the good ones are sacked by corrupt AFA.
It doesnt matter if you have the best players in the world if the manager is not good enough to have them be coordinated.
In exchange, with a mediocre team and a great manager, you can do wonders. In the past, one good player could make wonders, now it depends on the manager and game style, not one player alone.
>>68151089
you guys got this this time
third time's the charm
>>68151219
Claro, pero en una copa de leche. Hay un monton diciendo que ahora se van a reinvidicar. Para mi no se reinvidican un carajo con esta copa de leche, y me re sacaria que me digan "mira, mira como ganamos". Minga, el año pasado tendrian que haber ganado. Que ganen esa mierda es igual a cuando me dijieron "mira como le ganamos 4-2 a Alemania" despues del mundial. No sirve, no vale.
De cualquier modo, es la seleccion y exigo que ganen todo lo que juegan, esta leche tambien. Pero hasta cierto punto quisiera que ni pasen de grupo asi rajan de una puta vez a Martino.
>>68151338
ganan esta y la que viene en Brasil
va ser hermoso bailarles en la jeta a los brazucas en su tierra
>>68151338
Baja un cambio
>>68151585
ganar el oro en brasil si estaria copado.
lo mismo que russia,
y la america devuelta en brasil.
