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goddamn you hc
>>68111442
S-sorry.
>>68111173
>Ready for Haiti x Peru?
you mean Earthquakes x Miners
>Head Physio has reported that [star player] broke down in training today
OH SHIT
>looks to be suffering from blisters. He'll be out for 3 to 4 days.
wew had me worried there
>>68111483
It actually took me a second to recognise the joke here as I just assumed you were chatting hockey or some shit and those were the terrible nicknames of some hockey teams
>>68111483
You mean Pongs x Shorks
>>68111522
you actually got both parts of the joke. nice.
>>68111539
'yes' i am watching the Pongs, not povertyball lmao.
>>68111560
Making sure.
Lads I just got done scouting like 500+ players in the lower leagues around me and from the youth squads of better teams and it got me thinking.
How many players do you reckon LLMs have on their "database", i.e. have information on? I know someone like Rafa Benitez at Liverpool had literally files on thousands of players over the globe, but what do you reckon people in the lower leagues have?
>>68111638
They probably just use FM, desu. Occasionally sending one of their m8s out to scout someone who they're not sure on.
>>68111638
Probably still loads but they know they can't get most of them, gotta remember at LLM the wages are at best equivalent to minimum wage so whilst you might be able to attract somebody to a neighbouring county/city/town you won't pull them any further than that unless you are offering them decent money as they will want to maintain their day job.
>>68111741
>>68111702
I imagine the more tryhard ones and the ones in like League Two or something try and get a subscription to one of those megascout things like Wyscout
>realising I'm sending my three parttime scouts on like £140 p/w and who probably have family out to scout ~150 players each from all over Italy and some even abroad and I get a report on them all in like two-to-four weeks
Fantastic character
>>68111785
I know LLM isn't exactly "lower league" but I'm managing in the Serie D going into the Serie C so I'm basically going from Conference to League 2 despite being part-time still.
>>68111785
i'm surprised FM doesn't take petrol or air miles into account
>>68111785
I don't really understand why they bother. I'm pretty sure scouting is just one giant scam. Any non-professional team may as well just hold locals trials twice a year. The outcome would be about the same. It only takes about 2-3 years of practice to get gud at football. The game is entirely psychological beyond that point unless you're talking about truly world class players.
>>68111985
>>68111985
Nerd.
>tfw trapped in some girl's house without FM and I said I wouldnt leave until lunch tomorrow
help
>>68112192
>tu
>>68112192
how did you get in such a situation, did you at least give her the ol dilly dong dong
>>68112223
Yes. But after that I realized that it wasn't worth it. I'm now posting from her laptop and she's sleeping beside me.
>>68112307
At least you did better than most of /trb/.
>>68112307
download steam and then FM
>>68112307
>I'm now posting from her laptop
Download Steam, sign in, download FM, continue. What's the issue.
>>68112307
>I'm now posting from her laptop and she's sleeping beside me.
literally get up and leave. quit being a pussy. good god it's only a single woman, not like some vicious rabid hordes you have to keep at bay.
>>68112460
This is good too butters.
>>68112307
iktf
post-jizz regret at not playing fm in that time is real
>>68112431
>>68112440
She has steam. The last game she downloaded is called "Youtubers Life".
Also don't be stupid, I could download FM but I wouldn't have my save.
Please post excuses for me to leave
>>68112460
It's not that simple. She is my main source of notes for my university exams
>>68112597
butters u fucking madman u cant shit where u eat everyone knows that
>>68112041
>>68112060
Its true, though. Any school team is just as capable of doing tricks like Neymar or scoring from 25 yards. The difference between professionals and amateurs is fitness and mindset. The technical ability is the easiest part of football, by far.
Like when Messi nutmegged James Milner. The entire world got thrills over it. Literally any highschool player is capable of that. Its just a question of confidence to do it at that level and working hard enough to actually get a chance to play at that level.
>>68112597
butters pls just listen to chillwave
>>68112597
>She is my main source of notes for my university exams
did you get bribed into sex?
>>68112645
>
>>68112597
Don't leave, cuddle.
>>68112578
>tfw whenever my gf comes over and spends the night I have to go to bed at like midnight because she wants to cuddle and shit and my computer is way too loud and has a blue LED that falls directly on the bed in the dark and she is a light sleeper
Lads, help.
>>68112597
One of your friends (regens) broke their leg and you gotta go see them.
>>68112597
Just leave a note saying you couldn't sleep or something you fucking knob.
I hate normie hours ffs
if I wanted lad banter i'd be in nandos desu
>>68112728
Seriously, help.
>>68112754
would you like to discuss dartfords astronomical rise to the premier league instead
>>68112710
cuddles are the best before tho stop complaining
>>68112704
Listen to what, tripfag? You're not making any arguments.
>>68112821
>tripfag
I think you've left /b/ too soon :^)
and it was directed towards butters
>>68112818
Yeah but its in my fucking Uni digs and all I have is a single bed and I never get to sleep and she takes all the quilt while asking me to open the window so I spend the time shirtless with the winter wind dropping on my nipples
>>68112869
>tripfag pretending being a tripfag is only mocked on /b/
>>68112891
tfw i had to deal with that last night even tho it's a double bed because she took up the whole fucking thing
5hour nap to make up for it earlier tho yay!!! #removenormies
>>68112966
>even tho it's a double bed because she took up the whole fucking thing
stop banging landwhales
>>68112966
>the state of this post
>>68112993
DayZ seemed fit
help lads i took too much percocet
>>68113022
Take some Exocet to make up for it
>>68113022
don't worry, the oxycodon will prevent you from feeling that liver fail :^)
>>68113022
ride the wave and make some transfers, post em in the morning
>>68112993
never
>>68113078
heh>>68113081
finally i can Die
>>68113095
im going to sign the entire starting 11 of my rival squd
RIP shorks
>>68113160
this is the least i have cared about a cup this decade
>>68113229
Just wait until Montreal's window closes and Toronto's opens.
>>68113268
you lot have been saying this since the 60s
>>68113526
Matthews 20:16
>>68113976
>Matthews 20:16
that works on a few different levels, nicely done
>>68114173
I fucked it up too.
Should have been Auston 20:16
>tfw he's signing on a free
>>68114322
stupid name
post attributes
>>68114420
He scored the hattrick that got us promoted and is winning us the post-league cup single-handedly. He even got injured for a while after he first hit his form but since coming back he's only gotten better
>>68114492
>He even got injured for a while
gee, I wonder what's gonna happen to him when he joins the club
not even april yet
>>68114539
exploding knees
>>68114539
He'll LITERALLY be fine
It was a freak accident that happened to occur just after he became the first choice striker x
>Losing a game and there is no time to win the game and your team are all tired and you refuse to sub them to teach them a lesson
Who else knows this feel?
How do you miss that haiti how the fuck
>>68115508
Congrats on beating St Vincent despite allowing the first goal.
>>68115559
thanks mini
can you believe i literally did not know we were playing until I saw it on twitter?
not on telly nobody from the suri FA saying anything
we are prolly thru at least as 2nd place so thats good
>>68115616
>can you believe i literally did not know we were playing until I saw it on twitter?
It's the Caribbean Cup, so yes, I can.
>>68115787
its not like we go very far in anything m8, we get kicked out of competitions by nations consisting of 50k people so we should be glad to even play lel
>>68115616
Dutch Nigger siwht big nigger lips in Surinam
>>68115913
>>68116075
2bh you could do with being a little less Dutch
>>68116170
but I am like the anti dutch ;-;
Sharks
>>68116354
Exactly. Still too Dutch.
>>68116407
how do i get less dutch?
also gonna watch huehue
>>68116470
Second period just ended. Try being more German.
>Murray
Who would have thought this match would be most exciting of copa america
>>68119180
Especially considering it's a hockey game.
>>68119252
How much are they paying you to advertise
>>68119542
Not enough.
Going to overtime, 2-2, as we speak though.
S H A R K S
H
A
R
K
S
how about that fight lads?
>the pressure's all on the opposition
>everyone nods in agreement
>Jamie Davies seems relaxed
m8
was a good season desu
>Scotland's away kits
thank fuck they choked qualification
Kill me
>>68112597
sounds pretty much like my last relationship
>>68129098
get ready for that sweet 1-0 win in 2nd match like Wisła had with Barcelona in 2008
>>68129134
i dont think any of my players will survive until then. My assistant manager is definitely dying.
>>68129157
>Dusan Kuciak
jesus christ no wonder you lost by that margin
>>68129171
>leave Zaglebie Sosnowiec to me
>SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
At least we had more >CCCs
>tfw started up my save in FM12 for the first time in months and I'm completely out of kilter
Is Jack Black ded pham or is /tv/ at it again?
https://iframe.dacast.com/b/54146/c/294329
Git comfy with some Tahiti vs New Caledonia
>>68129387
comfy goal
>>68129387
nice goal desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6WJEzJYskI
Check 5th league, promotion match, 21:20 in penalties, 3:3 after 90mins
>backheel goal in added time
cucked
daaaaaamn so klose
excuse me
>>68129954
did you field a weakened team?
it's ridiculous I know
>>68129960
I did but it was an away game and they were the favorites
:(
That PAOK tie had given me hope, how foolish I was
Just took a hoof to the balls from a giant chinese goalie. I need to lay down for a while. Some tribble will distract me from my pain with a different kind of pain.
>>68130102
>getting rekt by a 5'6 chinaman
>>68130102
>giant chinese goalie
>>68130166
>>68130174
He had thighs like tree trunks. He'd kick the shit out of both of you.
>>68130102
If I don't know anything about the Chinese eugenics program I'd say you're lying.
>>68130102
Isn't China the nation where teams in the top league need to play a Chinese goalie?
>Avoid losing a single game
>Still go out
>The island of Tahiti
>>68130229
>only way to get a foreign GK is to hope that one manages to stay in Hong Kong for 7 years
maybe Macao and Taiwan take less time to grant citizenship, but I doubt any GK worth playing in the Chinese leagues would stay there long enough to get it
Amazing final laps of the MotoGP.
>tfw just realised top 3 constructors in MotoGP all have a sponsorship in Indonesian
Based Yamaha, Honda and Suzuki.
>>68131071
are you saying Chinks can't be good goalkeepers you fucking Polack racist?
>>68131157
yes, all those companies care for the Indo people
be sure to buy their products to repay their kindness
>>68131187
no, I'm saying those leagues are too shit (and will stay that way due to Asian continental leagues being locked (>SI >quality)) for a foreign GK (that's good enough for a Chinese 1st or 2nd tier team) to stay long enough to get a Macanese/Taiwanese passport and thus become signable in China
>>68131242
Gee I wonder who's behind this post.
>tfw you beat the leader
>Murray
lmaooooo
>play ranked doubles on RL for a wee bit
>win 10 of 15 matches, 8 by forfeit
>0 (zero) changes of division
was I FM'd?
>>68129376
if you post on /tv/ you deserve to be mislead.
worst board on the site
>>68134826
FOR YOU maybe :^)
>>68134826
>being a hothead
>Gareth Wales getting BTFO by Sweden
lel
>>68135078
>Andy Murray getting BTFO by Serbja
tough sporting day for the UK.
>>68135149
as an Englishman who doesn't care for Wales or Murray, it's ok.
>>68134877
>>68134918
epic
If I'm being honest I think I like /v/ less, by far the worst "arts" board. I've yet to come across an online community that ineffective at that purpose.
>>68135149
hes scottish senpai dont drag us into this
>>68135149
They're still on high from Bisping last night lad
>>68135233
>seriously resorting to Phil-tier responses
I think that percocet's done its damage
>>68135200
We can laugh at them (Wales, Scotland) safe in the knowledge that Football is *finally* coming home this summer.
For the past few days I've been building a European Championship trophy out of excess tin foil that, once complete, can sit on my dinner table. I will look at it and think "Football came home" which sort of has a double meaning because not only has the England men's Football team reclaimed their status as kings of European Football, but I have a version of the champions trophy in my very home.
half tempted to do a kurdish save in either Syria, Iraq or Turkey what we thinking
So, from what I understand, different positions value skills differently, so adding positions will take away from your potential.
Does that mean it's free to teach a wide player the other side of the field? I always consider it just in case of gametime injuries. Plus the strategic potential of swapping around wide players depending on whether you want them to cut in or not.
Also, on the topic of wide players, what's the point of cuts inside/runs down flank PPMs? Isn't that up to player instructions? Why would I make my players less versatile?
>>68135424
It's the chemo
>>68135424
>>68135745
damn i just got my shit handed to me twice
need more percocet desu
>>68135592
Why not all 3? Might as well add Iran.
>>68135861
Yes I do believe it's possible to get promoted from the TFF Second League to the Iraqi Premier League yes yes
some of you guys are alright, put a keeper on the bench for your next match
>>68135929
Cheers
>>68135929
I've ALWAYS got a keeper on the bench
>>68135929
>not having an outfield player that's competent in goal
We're going up.
>>68135929
>Having an injury prone keeper
>>68136233
And despite getting the team promoted from the lowest tier of Argentine football to the highest I'm still not listed under favorite personell.
>>68136260
>not having a keeper who racks up the red cards
>>68136411
I see you're doing an Arsenal save.
>>68136233
>we
>>68136260
>not injury prone
m8
>>68136233
Congrats
Guess score
>19 offsides in 1 game
>>68137238
4 - 2 or 5 - 2
>>68137238
1-3
so my friend who works in broadcasting got a job with a local PLA team and wants me to do commentary with him on the livestreams
is doing commentary on my FM games good practice? I feel like all these hours finally paid off
>>68135929
>not playing the way it's meant to be
Not having a goalie in the bench is bad m'kay?
>>68138059
make sure to disseminate the dankest /trb/ maymays amongst the Great Lakes populace
>>68138166
I'll talk about goalkeepers on the bench at least once per match
>>68137254
>>68138044
1-1
I scored a 90 minute equalizer as Canvey.
>>68138059
Just remember that you aren't broadcasting to us tribblers and you'll be fine.
>>68138215
that sounds unbelievably frustrating
>>68138218
thanks for the encouragement lad. I'm honestly pretty excited, getting my foot in the door with local football AND broadcasting at once. I didn't even go to uni and I've already been handed some pretty exciting oppurtunities working with journalism and all, so this feels like the next step on the path to normie
>>68138283
Not really that frustrating, First place by quite a big distance.
>>68138283
Nice to hear that.
All the best to you, man.
>>68138166
>Great Lakes populace
absolutely disgusting.
>>68138317
>>68138317
if I drew a match 1 - 1 outshooting an opponent like that I'd let my players have it in the dressing room after, no matter what my position on the table is
>>68138327
Now I just need to hope my leukemia isn't too bad and after 23 years of floundering around doing nothing I might finally have my damn life on track
>Lelgium getting beaten by Norway
Will still be the plebs "undergdog pick" to win the Euros
>>68138391
I'm always mad at my players so that doesn't really change anything.
>>68138059
As somebody who has commentated real matches before, no. No it isn't of benefit. You're better off watching actual commentated football matches to see how the main caster calls things and the colour analyses the game.
>>68138345
u wot m8
>>68138345
why so?
>>68138393
MUH DARKHORSE
>>68138423
fair enough
>>68138443
thanks for the tip, I appreciate it
>>68138487
New Yorkas are upset that we're the real best part of the country
>>68138504
Make sure you sound confident in breaking dead air too. If there's silence, break it with something meaningful to say. Don't try to force yourself to say something because it's easy to see when discussion points are forced.
>>68138503
I just don't understand why people can't see that yes they have good players in just about every position but they just cannot play together so they never do particularly well. Its been the case for them for about 6 years now and still people keep thinking they're a great side.
>>68138470
>>68138487
>>68138541
every state that touches the great lakes is gutter garbage and anyone who likes it is under a vice-like Stockholm Syndrome relationship with the terrible people and cities around it. they were last relevant in the 50 years ago and are disillusioned by thinking they still matter despite being veritable cesspools.
>>68138621
>I just don't understand why people can't see that yes they have good players in just about every position but they just cannot play together so they never do particularly well.
it's even more mind-boggling when you have seen the same thing happen with other countries: great players, no team cohesion.
>>68138569
these are great tips, thanks. I've been on the radio a handful of times so I've got a little bit of experience being heard by people, but I've never called a match before. really looking forward to it
>>68138665
Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota and northern IL are the best parts of this country, hands down
>>68138679
All the best lad. Make sure to siphon me in as the British expert like all US networks do :^)
>>68138736
haha yeah, I love watching footy coverage on US TV because the token brit can say anything and the americans automatically agree
http://www.socceronsunday.com/article/roy-keane-walks-ireland-euros-camp/
>I0 burst into Aidan McGeady’s bedroom this morning to tell him he’s shite.
>I was looking for a strong reaction, but the lad burst into tears. ‘Please Roy, not again, I can’t take it any more‘.
>Usual. Not strong enough. Mentally, afraid of that next step.”
>>68138679
Let us know when you're on and /trb/ will find a stream and watch it.
>>68138879
I enjoyed that, very amusing
>2016
>Conceding a goal to Eden Hazard
>Norway
>>68138879
That was great.
>>68138879
is this legit?
>>68138059
>American commentators
please don't
>>68139809
someone has to
Oh Miles
PANIC
https://twitter.com/FootballManager/status/739415365319458817
>Unironically getting the easiest one wrong
>unironically offering me a job in a meme league where Celta Vigo is currently occupying the 1st place
just a friendly bit of banter
>>68140504
>Vardy's the only one not in Leicester's training kit.
>>68141031
kek
>>68138665
>every state that touches the great lakes is gutter garbage
Does this work with provinces as well? Is that what you're saying to me CW.
>>68141369
nah m8 conspiracy
lel
>>68141369
>He knew he was leaving weeks ago.
That's even worse.
Seriosuly though, is it confirmed that he's signing for Arsenal?
>>68141482
hello koblenz, any news about twente/graafschap?
>>68141369
you can physically feel the despair here.
>c-come on
>>68141683
No, got a season ticket for GAE for the next season though.
>>68141801
congrats m8, lets hope you stay up
>Canada placed in 1st pot because they somehow got to host the WC and got a meme group with Belgium, Iran and Tunisia
>Nigeria, 4th in FIFA ranking placed in 3rd pot
is this shit normal or what?
>>68142523
>With the competition being held in Canada, your team will be playing in a familiar climate
jesus fucking christ
>>68142669
>>68142523
2022 WC I'm assuming?
>>68142695
2026
>>68142713
>>68142669
Global warming m8.
>>68138722
>Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota and northern IL
they are all literally shit.
>>68141211
i can't comment on Canada, as i don't know the histories of their areas.
>>68142713
4th in FIFA rankings before the draw or after the draw?
>>68142972
before, I also have Netherlands (6th), Mexico (14th) and Poland (38th) in my group
>>68143058
get rekt
>Aussie names daughter Kviiilin
moot was right about them desu
i h8 this game
>Estrada no-no ended in the 8th
Fucking.
>>68143551
>game
>>68143586
More like
>Esnada
You can tell I'm doing well.
>>68143654
i h8 this football management simulator
>>68143795
Shit, thats RARE
>>68144096
another one for the BINGO
>>68144152
I only have 4 corners.
>>68144096
Welcome to our humble abode Texas
>>68144287
wrong BINGO m8
Should I just kill him at this point? He'll only keep suffering otherwise.
>>68144508
Murder-suicide tbqh
>>68144508
>24 matches
>>68144673
Not gonna lie, I'm considering it.
>>68144690
He was ok last season, but the whole team is being shit. The worst part is that he gets a lot of chances and he always either shoots to the keeper or sends them outside. Whenever he gets the ball, I already know he's going to miss.
I just laugh now.
>highlight begins
>it's your defenders exchanging passes with your goalie
>>68144508
Dunno if I can stomach another semen slurping Copa game
>>68145912
>highlight begins
>corner for you
>opponent score
OR
>throw in for you
>he throws it to the middle of the pitch where none of your players are
>opponent score
mfw
>>68146334
>35 players called up for international duty
>1-0 in the lead
>88th minute
>highlight begins
Fancying a game in the English Championship. Who's a good long-term save to have some fun with?
>>68146608
Derby if you fancy staying in the Championship for quite a while
who Jamaica x Venezuela here?
>>68146608
Lyn is a great team to have a save with, decent history,
their pro team went bankrupt so their fans started supporting their amateur team instead.
In real life they got relegated after getting 1 point in the first half of the season and then the most in the second half winning the last match 9-2, but falling short of the 15 goal margin needed to save the space and staying in FMs playable leagues.
>>68146832
me, out of apathy.
>>68146754
everyone makes fun of Derby m11
>>68146839
Your picture
>no stop that now please
>>68147068
I think you memearrowed the wrong line
>>68147213
I thought carefully about it but ultimately may have erred
>>68147068
You fookin wat m8?
>>68147251
It's okay fella, we've all done it
>>68147213
>>68147286
No I think he is implying the man in the hood is saying to the other man "no stop that now please", humour arising from his polite response to what appears to be a man mocking him with glee
>Jamaica
>not sinking without a trace
>the island of Jamaica
Why do they even let CONCACAF teams play?
>>68146645
I might actually give these a go. Was thinking them, Wednesday or Birmingham when I looked at the league.
>>68147450
DIVERSITY
How do I force my player to get a fucking haircut
He's been wearing this tripe for 5 years now
>>68147334
That actually makes sense
>>68147868
try reinstalling a hairpack if you use one
This guy gets injured
>>68144508
and we end our 9 match winless run. Maybe it's because I've changed to this suicidal tictac, too. All 3 strikers scored, one of them twice.
Any tips to polish it further? I've tied one and won another match since I started using it so I think I might stick with it.
>>68148113
why do you use attacking instead of counter? not saying attack is bad, just curious. Other than that I'd change that dm to an anchor man or a DLP(d), but I don't know if he's capable of playing that.
>>68148252
Because I was desperate to win, tbqhwy. I had tried some other tactics but in the end I said fuck it, at least we'll score some goals.
As for the DM, I only have one guy that could play as a DLP, but the other ones can play as an anchor man. What would the difference be?
>>68148509
dlp and anchor man won't close down players as much as the bwm, so if you concede a few goals because the bwm is running around like a retard instead of keeping his position in front of the cbs you might want to try it out. The DLP will also try to be more of a playmaker, i.e. hoof it to the target man himself instead of passing to the wingers. In the end, it all depends on your players's attributes and tictacs obviously. Fast attackers work well with a hoofing dm for example.
alright boyos i want to learn to tactics a little more
reading the guidetofootballmanager guide but uh im lazy and want to be spoonfed
what i'm asking is, what's your favourite workshop tactic to use??? playing as real mardid and i've fmrte'd in a billion transfer budget so i can buy anyone
>>68148792
weak b8
>>68148792
this bait only works with a US proxy.
>>68148792
>>68148792
>"I'm new"
>Knows what FMRTE is
>Uses FMRTE as a verb instead of "edited"
If you wanted to look at least a little legit you'd have done the old fashioned "add new manager -> buy squad player for £100m"
>>68148789
Ok, I'll try that. My main problem is when the opposition uses long passes that go over my defenders. The rival strikers are always unmarked. I have no idea how to fix that.
>>68148916
>>68148980
>>68148990
thanks for the (You)'s
>>68149021
thanks man i'll remember that one for tomorrow night
how we DOING tonight /trb/??
>>68144096
>>68144152
get to check that off now
>>68149086
I'm a little disappointed my lack of math skills aren't on here at all.
>>68149141
or my normieism
>>68149266
Free space is already taken unfortunately.
>>68149266
could fall under mitch stream drama
>>68149349
....how?
>>68149383
he's a fellow fucking normie
you fuckers should normie together
fucking normies
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
also, Mike and complaints about SI overlap too much
>>68149419
oh right very good yeah. I do share his appetite for occassionally banging a heifer of a woman
>>68149466
Nothing like a night with a pregnant cow.
>>68149490
speaking from experience?
>>68149506
Not yet.
>>68149524
wonder if they can get pregnant while they're still JRHNBR
>>68149584
I'd rather not know how you know that.
>>68149628
stumbled upon the term in a forum where an internet "celebrity's" wife was likened to a cow
>>68149765
>stumbled
Ah yes. "Stumbled".
>>68149266
should I put
>Half the thread gets deleted after Marq (or others) normieposts
instead of complaints of SI coding, and just have that and >Mike overlap?
>>68149141
You have slightly improved in recent times
>>68149794
I've been putting in zero work, thanks.
>>68149794
>Mike
>SI
>quality
done
>>68149794
creator of the original (and worst) /trb/ BINGO here
get rid of the britanon bot square - it's only a recent gimmick anyway - and replace it with something Marq or MiniFridge related to placate the tripfags
>>68149841
or something like "tactically fiendish formation doesn't work"
>>68149823
You cant put in zero anything
>>68135929
> having a keeper on the bench
Shiggy diggy
can we get muh higheeer
>>68149912
Sounds like a challenge 2hn.
representing
who / M E X I C O x U R U G U A Y / here lads?
>>68150190
here
is suarez playing? if so I hope he bites gio or some other mexicunt scrub
>>68149937
nice cheese you have going on there
>>68150250
nope, out with injury. not even on the bench.
what the hell, Mexico.
>>68150190
does whoever lose have to fight the drug cartels, or is that only for colombia v. mexico?
>>68150300
pfft
Who will even play for uragay?
also jamaica played well, with 10 men i reckon they would have had a draw maybe even a win
also, Uruguay you too.
>>68150332
latter, not the former.
>>68150190
I'll watch the NBA finals instead
>>68150319
>In modern days the hornet's nest has been replaced by bottles of piss
>>68150345
RIP Uruguay post carriers desu.
>>68150345
>houses given names by the families
but...how do you get to somebodies house you dont know?
>>68150319
The Mayans didn't mess around. Also, notice how it was a hornet's nest rather than a beehive. They loved their bees so much they even had a God of Bees.
Ah Muzen Cab OP.
>>68150390
maybe because hornets are aggressive (when the nest is endangered) and can sting more than once?
>>68149419
i am not a fucking normie
Its a bad day for Pinelands
>>68150342
here's the team sheet. they've got a good team and system, arguably the best South American team since the last Copa America.
>>68150355
lolDubswin
>>68150366
>>68150370
kek
>>68150381
by know their name?
>>68150390
yeah, they also have a god of suicide, which was supposedly a legitimate straight shot to heaven.
>>68150467
you gloated about going out and getting laid
>>68150355
>watching ape-hoop
butters pls
also you know as well as me that lebron will win one for the land
>>68150485
but the house doesnt have the family name right? the family just gives it a name.....also you could just ask for the house of chillwave and somebody shows you where it is
I always loved playing with uruguay in >fifa with friends on ps4. Was underdog but like the underdogs that were capable of winning
>>68150460
Yeah. Also the largest population of bees in Mexico back in Mayan times were stingless, so they couldn't do much outside of making hallucinogenic honey.
>>68150485
Ixtab. Particularly death by hanging, suicide was seen as an honorable death in certain circumstances.
>>68150467
you are senpai
it's okay to acknowledge it
you really can't deny it though, you constantly go to bars with friends instead of playing fm
>>68150485
>>by know their name?
Can you direct me to Jose Rodriguez's house in Montevideo, please?
>>68150467
lmao
>>68150557
>>68150522
I'm pretty sure it's more of a Casa Loma sort of naming rather than "John Doe's House".
>>68150522
>you know as well as me that lebron will win one for the land
If the Warriors went down 3-1 to OKC and won it then I see no hope for the Cavs desu.
ps: FUUUUCK KEEEVIN DURAAAAAAAANT
>>68150467
Fuck off normie you probably see people irl every single day (reee)
>>68150590
>If the Warriors went down 3-1 to OKC and won it then I see no hope for the Cavs desu
They had to. There's nothing exciting about a team that goes 73-9 winning a championship unless they're almost eliminated at some point. That way you have people who don't give a shit about the sport (like me) talking about them.
>>68150590
but OKC had the based god curse on them so.....
Also hope they dont win so it becomes the new
>18-1
football manager
>>68150651
buy it already you cheap shit.
>>68150673
u wot. I have it and am playing it right now. It's why i'm posting in this thread.
>>68150636
Yeah I would love the cavs to win. For the memes and for the bulls.
lelbron gonna get swept desu
Basketball is stupid. Can we go back to talking about how much of a normie Mitch is instead?
>>68150733
>shoot it you fucking midget
top kek
>>68150760
mitch is ultra normie
>>68150473
>16-0 now
>Still 15 mins to play
Manager is gonna kill himself
>>68150473
>gambling
>>68150843
>Not enjoying massive blowouts
18-0 now
Bear in mind these teams are in the same league as well, its not like its top level pros vs 5th tier shitters.
Surely the manager gets sacked.
THIS DOES NOT SLIP
>>68151124
IT'S SLIPPING
>>68151284
>Chilean national anthem being played instead of Uruguay's
It must have been a Mexican.
how shameful
>>68151732
The only America that's relevant is the US of A.
>>68151732
Jara stepping up nxt lvl to troll Cavani
CONCACAF STRONK
>>68151313
>>68151402
[SLIPPING INTENSIFIES]
>>68152014
EVERYBODY DO THE TROMSO TRIBBLE
>>68152254
KONGSHAVN IN NETS
loved this WC
>the city of molde
we lost b2b home games against relegation shitters tromso and haugesund, and Molde were top, 1 point clear
I thought it had literally slipped and then this happened, what the fuck
THIS DOES NOT SLIP
>>68153626
>holders - england
>>68153626
>that easy as fuck road for Uruguay
No wonder they made it to the Final.
>>68153662
It was actually their third
posting winners
Pray for Uruguay.
>>68153893
>England win twice and USA make a final
>Germany have one 3rd place
hehe
justfm14things.png
>>68153713
but they didn't?
>>68154212
Was that too meta for you, Morz?
>>68153713
MF is this your new shtick?
>>68154323
Thank you, anonymous American.
>>68154371
Thanks Phlegm.
>>68154371
this post gave me an idea.
>>68154456
oh boy, that's worrisome
>>68154450
literally playing poe all day and I didn't even realize trip wasn't on despite having like 12 posts in the thread.
>godset trying to murderball us
>there are people alive who think radiohead are good
>>68155510
2hoops wrong thread
>>68155510
>>68155574
here's the >>(You) that you so desperately crave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXAaKALfmWA
>player makes the most at the club
>agent demands a new deal
>in december
hehe bye
maybe remember that I won't do negotiations during the season?
lololololol this match is a shit show.
>>68155980
And nothing of value was lost.
HAHAHA Godin is amazing.
Is there an equivalent in English for "pecho frío"?
Because that's what Mexicans are.
>>68155661
radiohead is shit m8. like if U2 got even more boring
I was trying to shitpost on /mu/ but got me threads mixe
>the city of cleveland
>>68156360
more like
>YOU
>Mexico
>Cleveland
>>68156403
i cant wait to scoop them free tacos when warriors win games 3 and 4
whos in net for mexico?
>>68156524
>whos in net for mexico?
who cares. Guardado got sent off, Uruguay got a freekick and scored off it, and then Mexico's fans started throwing shit at Uruguay's players from the stands.
>Uruguay
won the champions league
>>68156605
hahah holy shit
>>68156605
>then Mexico's fans started throwing shit at Uruguay's players from the stands
Imagine if this was actually held in CONMEBOL. Pure chaos in the stands.
>>68157133
>homophobic chanting
>fighting in the stands
>throwing projectiles (piss bottles) at opposition
>somehow Mexico is never punished
it's shit like that that makes me think Trump could be right.
>>68157370
2bh that just describes every Flyers game from the 70s
>>68157424
the Flyers...well...i really have nothing to say about them. they're self explanatory.
>>68157490
Philly has something to say to you too, CW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70kMNozInY
>>68157424
Every Philly team*
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15973573/philadelphia-phillies-ryan-howard-says-fan-threw-beer-bottle-saturday-game
>>68157651
>implying I care about the Iggles
>implying I care about the Sixers
Broadstreet Bullies baby.
Somehow, Uruguayan players always think they are being refballed.
>>68157741
>>68157651
I did forget about the Phillies though, which is ironic because Doc.
So why were the ur-a-gay players so buttblasted?
>>68157922
They're South American. It's their default condition.
>>68157922
they always are. always.
>>68157992
>>68158009
that I understand but they seemed extra
>>68158072
GARRA CHARRUA
Eventful 23 minutes for my best CB on the field
currently 3-0 in front in 86th min
>>68159540
make that 4-0 with a hattrick for my left winger
>>68157922
>>68158072
because they've been getting boned by the refs the past few tournaments. refs have taken to swallowing their whistles until the garra charruas retaliate after being able to take so much.
Nice group you give me UEFA
sometimes i think id be easier if I was a 2nd seed
I tried for an hour to install my face pack. I downloaded it, I can see all the pictures in my file that says "players".
I go to preferences and clear the cache and reload the skin.
What the fuck am I doing wrong?
You have them all in
C:\Users\***YOU***\Documents\Sports Interactive\Football Manager 2015\graphics\pictures\person\**player id number**\portrait
named as ** player id number **.png, right?
>>68160270
>>68160115
alternatively, if they're somewhere in the \graphics\ directory, you could use an .xml file to map them to where they game expects them to be, which should like something like this
>>68160270
graphics/pictures/players
I believe anyway.....I turned it off cause i was so frustrated....
>>68160338
I am also a computer retard...so the bottome line is I need to make sure the actual players faces that I can see are in the proper file so the game can find them yeah?
>>68160377
yeah, if they're not in exactly the correct filepath, fm won't recognize them.
so, putting them in a folder called 'players' won't work (unless an .xml file maps them correctly) because fm won't ever look for images in a folder called 'players' (again, unless there's an .xml that tells it to specifically)
player faces are actually super simple, only require the one image.
clubs are obnoxious, they require /club/id number/->
/bg/left
/bg/right
/normal/
/small/
and then kits, for some genius reason, are not /club/id number/, but rather /team/id number/kits/home or away or third/
also, if you're planning on playing more than one or two seasons I wouldn't even bother a facepack, since you'll be seeing regen faces everywhere. Only the nt fixes and a logopack.
This is completely OK.
should I get him? I'm into having 100% domestic squad but I need a CB and dat rareflag
>>68160726
I would
>>68160759
made an offer
they want 22mil which is way too much
goodbye panamanian goat:(
I only have 2 keepers and both are injured. I'm so fucked. I can't even use my youth keeper since I can't register him for bundesliga
i cant decide if i want to play kotor or fm lads
>>68161420
Play lyn
>>68161420
kotor 2 a GOAT with TCM
oh and KOTOR 2 has fantastic mod selection, you can make it look very good texturewise if you're autistic enough to get enough visual mods working together
I advanced on goal difference despite losing the first 3 games.
I'm shaking
Testing
pls no bully
>>68161643
I'm playing kotor 1 right now but I've got 2 as well, I replay them once every coupla years
>>68161687
also
>caring about graphics
no thanks pekka
>tfw the foreign players are piling up
I want to keep my team mostly Norwegian but it's nearly impossible to find good Norwegian players who aren't either shite or incredibly expensive
>buy a quality centre back from Viking
>prick wants £6k/w, triple what the highest earning player at my club is currently making
>board limit is 2300
It doesn't make it better that I constantly get offered young, talented foreign players who are clubless, and I can't really sign any more of them
>>68156851
Nice m80
>>68161911
top lad
>>68161099
iktfb, a few seasons ago I had both my GKs injured and had to play with one of those shit ass regen keepers you are handed if you don't have any goalies, lost 4-0
>shoot on sight
>>68162115
m8 it's not about the grafiks, it's about the improvement in atmosphere and immersion
I wish I had screens of the pimped out kotor 2 I had
>>68160726
I'm a big fan of going the 100% domestic squad route, it makes the game more of a challenge.
It's too easy to scout and buy a bunch of African/South American GOATs.
I just took over Auxerre with the goal of dethroning PSG/Monaco with a 100% HG French squad, got to get promoted out of Ligue 2 first though.
>>68162951
in 15 I did exactly that, started with lyon in 2025 or so, they had become lower midtable for some reason, eventually conquered everything with 100% domestic 50% HG squad
french regens are absolutely beastly, it's probably the easiest country to do that
>>68162951
>playing in france
>not wanting africans
>>68163165
2bh like 75% of the good players you'll get will have african 2nd nationality
I'm doing better :3
>>68163257
I swear I copied the pic mootwo wtf
>>68163164
I'm just trying to do something a bit different really, i've done something similar to this with Fjolnir in Iceland (winning the champions with an Icelandic only squad) but the domestic league becomes such a joke after literally a single season. Even though French regens are much better quality, i'm hoping PSG/Monaco/Lyon can still offer a bit of a challenge for a few years.
>>68163165
Africans make it too easy, too many GOATs that cost absolutely nothing.
>>68163241
I mean, i could just sign a bunch of Africans and they'd likely get called up/declare for France eventually, but i won't be doing that.
>>68163472
To be fair that was a terrible back pass by Nikkari, way too much power and height. Still the keeper should have just conceded the corner.
>>68163472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7e9xJHzYjg
HEEEEEE I'M A BIG STRONG HORSE HEEEEEE
3 season in the prem, another 5th place finish. Terrible form at the end cost me the 4th place trophy.
Also, West Ham, Nottingham Forest and Swansea were relegated.
So lads, do you think Vardy will reject Arsenal?
>>68164956
If he's smart he will. But I'm not holding my breath.
>>68150473
>tfw I almost won 1400zł once but Chokenham failed to win against West Brom
>>68150843
is betting prohibited in the land of freedom?
>>68164956
I can't picture Vardy playing alongside all those selfie-loving, hair-styling, choke artist babbies at Arsenal
>>68164956
Doubt it. The guy is 29 and was in the non-league a few years ago. I can't see him turning down the prestige of making it to a club like Arsenal, nor the much bigger paycheck.
Don't get me wrong, Leicester had a fantastic season, but would anyone really be surprised if they took a huge step back next season?
Long term i can't see them competing with Arsenal, Chelsea, Utd & City. The best they can probably hope for is becoming Liverpool/Tottenham tier, but even that's a stretch still. Long term i'm expecting they'll settle in with the likes of West Ham, Southampton & Everton as a good but not great EPL team.
as a /lifelong/ i really hope vardy turns those cunts down
afternoon /trb/
who wants a stream soon
>>68164956
it's one of the weirdest transfer stories i've ever heard m8
>>68165753
strim
>>68165753
>>68165819
strim
>>68165973
>>68165819
u know the drill
>Pep's first game for City qill be a friendly against Bayern
wew
>But he boarded the flight with the rest of the England squad without informing Arsenal what he intended to do, as requested by the London club.
>Vardy is still expected to make a decision at some stage on Monday.
Why would they tell him to keep it to himself for a few more hours if his decision was to join Arsenal? Surely confirmed Vardy is staying and its Arsenal's last ditch attempt to hope he will reconsider over a few hours and change his mind.
>>68166438
I think they meant something different. "He didn't tell Arsenal what he wants, even though they requested him to tell them before he leaves". That's what the paper meant, right?
>>68166476
Oh could be. But doing that would still suggest he is against a move to Arsenal imo, he would've just told them if he was in favour.
T O P O F T H E L E A G U E
>>68166542
>implying you will not go from first to last over the next 90 minutes confirming you as the biggest choker of all time
>>68166567
europa league here we come
>>68164956
no, he's 29 years old coming off a ridiculous year and he needs to capitalize on his sky-high stock, striking while the iron is hot before his meme of a career is over in 2 years. he doesn't seem the sentimental type.
>England's Euro 2016 campaign unveils the slogan "One team, one dream"
>BBC ask for alternatives from readers
>Banter ensues
>One team, one dream, one point in the group stages
>One Team, One Capable Centre Half
>One team, one dream, one trophy 50 years ago
>One team, one dream, one win, one draw, one loss
>One team, one dream, only ever one outcome
>One team, one dream and one massive tool in charge to make ridiculous selection decisions to cost us any chance
>one team, one Dream, one goal in the tournament
>>68167206
>All that "Banter" from Scots that didn't qualify
>>68167340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLq340eDTCA
>>68167381
Saw that before and thought it was pretty funny, what surprised me was how many Scots loved it considering its basically taking the piss out of how they act when England qualify and they don't.
Not sure if it shows that shows the Scots have good banter and can make fun of themselves or that they are so oblivious to how bad their ABEism is that they don't even realise it is making fun of them.
>>68167427
Not sure, though I guess there would be people who think either way and the more vocal are the ones who find it funny.
>>68167206
>implying the best isn't "One team, no flakes or dandruff"
Ramadan Mubarak to all muslim tribblers
>>68167874
I don't think muslims are allowed to tribble
>That terrible photoshop of Vardy holding an Arsenal shirt is still doing the rounds and fooling people
You don't even have to try hard to troll people these days.
>>68168012
But then who would make our threads?
>>68168024
>yfw Giroud goes from silky passes from Pogba to having Vardy on his left wing
>>68168105
>thinking gipoo will play with vardy
top kek enjoy the bench you french knob
>>68168131
yeah until Wenger realises that Vardy doesn't fit Arsenal at all and tries to shift him to the left wing as standard
Do you think Vardy might put off making a decision just so he has an excuse if he flops at the Euros?
>muh transfer decision distracting me
https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/739838183526019073
>Arsenal make tweet about director laying a wreath at Highbury in memory of Muhammad Ali
>Almost every reply is complaining that they haven't announced Vardy or that the tweet has nothing to do with Vardy
Stay classy Arsenal
>>68167503
>One team One dream One Raheem One Manc teen. Two empty wings of green. The weakest defence yet seen. All over on June 16?
Pretty solid
He built his own tactic and lost didn't he?
>>68168423
no i drew 1-1 but i have to go eat and see people for a few hours now
>>68168442
>I'm not a normie
>>68168442
>guys I swear I'm not a normie
>I just literally stop streaming every day to see people
>>68167874
>>68168442
>I'm so autistic
>btw here's a grill I shagged
>and I've got loads of m8s to show on here
>and I'm leaving to do something with people
>btw got laid ecksdess
>n-not a normie i swear
>Allowed 11 goals over the first 17 matches
>Allowed 11 over the last 5
>Lost to rivals 3-4 at home
>/trb/ after filtering Match "reloading" Tarrent
>missed Mitch memes because I was cramming for my math exam
>didn't even make progress because I'm retarded and it's 27 degrees in my flat
life is eternal suffering
>Bought him for £550k last summer
>Only played 3 games and was injured most of the season
>Spurs put in a £3.4m bid and Lerner forced me to accept
Should I be mad?
>>68169491
just FMRTE yourself a chinese chairman
and a spot in the Championship :^)
posting my first intake in this club for bingo fags
>>68169403
>math exam
>in june
>in Germany
do you still go to school or soemthing?
>>68169551
what a world class player
>tfw you come back to your save and remember that you signed a genuine future GOAT
>>68169740
he looks good but not quite good enough to be a "genuine future GOAT" for me
>>68169676
Nah, oral exams in uni, I can choose myself when to do them. But yeah, June was a mistake.
>tfw I'll have to rely on acting skills again
>y-yeah, I totally meant that
it's a "form goes to shit" episode
>>68168828
pls do not do this that's rude
dartford best team
>>68171025
>Knocked out by Cardiff City
>>68171122
yes we fielded a deliberately weaker team after making it to the capital one cup final and realising it's a waste of time
>>68171172
>board expects third round
>knocked out in second round
>after making it to the capital one cup final
???
>>68171172
>we deliberately lost
yeah
sure
>>68171212
>That goal
Pretty sure your national team just deliberately lost
>>68171172
hope you are prepared to be constantly reminded how disappointed they are in you for the low point of the season, losing to Cardiff City
>>68171230
toilet cleaner chimpout imminent :^)
>>68171212
>>68171230
Aw disallowed
>>68171172
>>68171295
The way you named that file makes it look like her name is Daisy Learns, please fix this.
>>68171326
my pc literally wont let me, it keeps autocorrecting to upper case L
>>68171258
>implying the media didn't need an ice cold bucket of water to stop overhyping our meme NT
Yeah that was my reaction too Roy
>>68171952
Not saying much 2bh
How do I become great at creating tactics /trb/? I understand the basics of tactical formations, but I want to get better. Is there any good advanced tactics guide out there?
>>68172055
I mean 1990, 1996, 2002 and so on were all better teams
>>68172709
yes
>>68172732
1998 wasn't bad
>>68172796
I was just talking really about any England team from 1990 and 2002, (barring 94)
>>68172732
>2002
hmmm not sure about that but I'll give you 90 and 96
>when the regen is good
>>68171425
the commentator said that your squad is called "the best in a quarter of a century"
>>68173046
It's only because our players aren't utter shit like they used to be for the last 30 years, aside from goalies we had like three players who did barely good in the west, and they were playing in France and Belgium
>>68172873
2002-2006 were decent teams.
Honestly robbed by CR7 that cheating dicing CUNT
