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>azerbaijan try the short corner exploit
First for Canadians in Austria watching Canada play Azerbaijan at a sport neither nation cares about
Second for me
tfw indo thread
RIP de Jong
>>68070989
thanks HC version 2.0
>>68071015
I specifically included his face for that reaction.
>>68071028
Well done Kem.
>>68071043
More like well done MiniFridge.
>That feel when my record breaking STC signing in the summer has yet to score a goal midway through my season
What a fucking joke.
my dick cant handle this
>>68071194
>Positioning
>8
>>68071222
>defensive positioning is highly important for an amc/st
wut
Azerbaijan pls
Fuck yeah
>been in the Premier League for 4 and a half seasons as AFC Wimble
>still in a 20,000 capacity stadium
that over-achievement feel
AKINDELE
K
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D
E
L
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>>68071308
It was quite well placed too. Can't wait for you to bring Larin on and have him hitting those chances well wide and over
what the fuck is wrong with the euros?
>>68071299
savage
making 15 million loss a month lads im scared
>>68071326
>moved my couch into the open door sunshine and got my laptop in the shade still
>ireland save going
I'm pretty comfy lads
>player wants to talk about leaving to get first team football
>"okay, see ya"
>w-wait i want to stay
every single time
>Marcus Christenson @m_christenson 3m3 minutes ago
?Interesting. Arsenal have triggered Jamie Vardy's release clause. Story by @StuartJamesGNM on @guardian_sport soon #afc
gg no re
>player gets a red card
>first foul of the game
>he doesn't even appear to touch the other player in 3D mode
>the other player doesn't even react to him
What? I wish I could upload webms, but I've never been able to make them well. A ball is coming in high, my target striker is standing in front of a defender, the defender jumps up to successfully head it away, and I get a red card. Usually with fucked up calls you get the refs crowding and maybe the announcers questioning it, but I got nothing. And the after-game thing is saying the ref had a good game. He had an 8.5 rating on that one. I don't know. I guess I'll appeal. It'd be nice, if it was a foul, for them to give me a clue what happened.
>>68071539
kek
>player wants to play more
>tell him to prove himself in training or reserve matches
>he agrees
>a month later he realises he hasn't been good enough
>>68071559
>post game interview
>they call it a horror tackle
What?
I guess I shouldn't have appealed. Somehow the game is calling it a tackle. My guy didn't move. Does appealing actually hurt anything? I don't think I've ever been successful on an appeal, but they do always seem to come back with an extra 2 game suspension.
Bartra to Borussia Dortmund, confirmed by Barcelona.
Why the fuck are we signing shitty manlet CBs who never made it? At least he is dirt cheap because of the 8m€ clause, we'll be able to sell him with a profit even if he does not make it into our first eleven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NHkS2l-21s
>>68071648
>that giant blue strip across the torso for no reason
What do you guys look at to prepare before a match? Do you look at the stats or formations of the other team, or do you just pay attention to your team?
>>68071553
fuck this gay earth
>>68071553
I mean, he could tell them to fuck off.
>>68071553
I'm also hearing Accrington Stanley have triggered Messi's release clause.
Social media so terrible for transfer news/rumours.
>
>>68071839
Was it a hilarious goal? I switched to Kosovo
>>68071894
Penalty.
Hello, when are movies
>>68071916
Yeah I just checked, barely touched him and if he did I think it was just outside. Proper refballed.
>>68071942
4am
>>68071943
>barely touched him and if he did I think it was just outside. Proper refballed.
Agreed. The anti-Canadian conspiracy has escaped Central America.
>>68071942
35 bings
Junior Toilet will save you MF
>>68071942
last friday
>fired again
guys how do i into tictacs, i was so good in 14
>>68072115
post tictacs and a description of how you want them to work
>>68071981
Got some difficulties creating a Ustream account, it won't let me
>>68072115
Post them, Chuck.
RIP Kosovo
Friendly reminder that Kosovo is Albania
>>68072328
You mean Albanians in Serbia, right?
how the fuck am I supposed to win the euros like this
in the quarter finals but I'm unironically down to 15 players because everyone is breaking our legs
>>68072273
Disregard this post.
hi all.
letting Kosovo play football
1st game ever
2 red cards in same minute
1st half
>>68072417
What black magic is this?
Nice name.
>>68071749
Anyone?
>>68072180
>>68072157
My best youngsters are the two center midfielders, and the left winger. My tactic is counter, compact defense with an assymetrical shape. I want the wingers to be able to run and hit the striker on the counter, so my best winger has the support(W) and my other side has a good right back with a good defensive wing.
>>68072527
i look at their formation and starting 11. theyll change it sometimes but i like to get a general idea.
>>68072538
woops wrong left winger, both are colombian soI switched them I meant de Oca
>>68072538
You need more attacking players
>Kosovo
Literally what happened?
>1st season in the prem with Nottingham Forest
>sitting in 10th
>Didn't splash the cash after promotion, currently at a net transfer profit
>FA Cup quarter final draw against Crystal Palace
>They're 19th in the Championship
>If we win, we're up against Burnley in the semi's.
>Play Man City 7 days before
>Win 2 - 1
>Starting dreaming of an FA Cup final, maybe even a win, in my first Premier league season
>Get destroyed 3 - 0 by Palace, outplayed in every part of the pitch
>Never even looked like scoring
>Fine every player possible
>Almost all of them turn into bitches about it
>Relationship breakdowns all over the place
>5 - 1 loss to Sunderland at home
>3 - 0 loss to West Brom away
>Down to 12th
>Bench under performing ponces, replace with promising youth
>6 - 0 home loss to Chelsea
I wasn't ready for this. I want to leave.
>drawing with Azerbaijan
I'd be lying if I said I expected anything different.
>>68072173
what's the prognosis, doctor?
>>68072538
I hope you have Trejo and Frizzel set to switch position when they're comfortable to
Drop
>Pass into space
>run at defense
>be more expressive
set it to slightly narrower
change DM to bwm-d and have your BPD to stopper
change DLF to AF, give him maximum closing down in player instructions, and in opposition instructions set always close down on opposition centerbacks and keepers
>>68072538
If you're playing a defensive/counter attacking style, you're better off with 2 forwards, or at least 1 forward and one AM.
Having two playmakers is kind of pointless in that style as well. If you're trying to break up the play, I'd say 1 play maker, 1 BWM and 1 CM on defend duty would be a better option.
>>68072639
The Lobster in 10 minutes lad boy m8s
Followed by the wonderful; I Believe in Miracles (which i'm totally not starting to download now)
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/EEwRtMV4Lwh
password: /trb/
guys i needed a new centerback after my captain left, i think i got a good deal, he had a releases clause, rate?
cant wait for vardy to turn down arsenal
>>68072705
Cheap but shit
What should I pay for model pro technician here?
>>68072753
>real player
free
>>68072656
>>68072669
mucho gracias amigos
>>68072606
you lost the dressing room?
>>68072753
>AMC
>>68072833
More like the dressing room lost me.
So what has everyone meen up to?
Anyone gotten relegated, or as I like to call it "Mitch'd"
>>68073229
i got >>68072115
>>68073229
I'm struggling in Segunda B
>>68073229
doing pretty good
>>68073497
>posting mid-season
Welp.
>>68073533
I'll have the league won by april
gave up trying to git gud, lets go gloucester
>>68073826
First step, bring them home
>last game of the season
>tied for first place with a tiebreaker
>both of my forwards are out on international duty
worried.jpg
>>68071594
>>68071559
you can't trust the 3D mate
>>68074085
>looks relaxed, maybe overly so
GOD DAMN IT
And 22 minutes in, my opponent scores their first goal
As I'm typing this, they score a second
Oh well.
both my centre-backs just got red-carded in the same incident...
???
ALL OF MY WAT
>>68074305
2nd one arguing the first red card?
96th for my lost love.
>>68074362
yeah, the daft prick. never even noticed til it took me to the tactics page and i had 2 players missing
making a webm now
They said it would never happen.
>>68074427
Just hold out for a draw and penalties
pair of fucking mongos. only had one cb on the bench too
>>68074484
HAHAHAHA
>>68074484
>>68074484
>>68074484
>>68074484
>Omichi
Look at these assist stats
im thinking he'll get 30 by the end of the season
>League sorting rules
>Goal difference
>Goals scored
>>68074632
japanese manlet
kek. Fucking kek.
>>68074652
It just never works out for Go Ahead Eagles, does it?
>2085
m8....
>>68074775
but that's 2025?
Are Kosovo now officially better than Greece?
>>68074824
uh.
>>68074775
meant for:
>>68074723
I fear I'm taking too many pills.
>>68074867
Maybe you aren't taking enough pills
the very next game... 2 men sent off again...
'no'.
>Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 44s45 seconds ago
>BREAKING NEWS: Sky Sources: Zlatan Ibrahimovic to sign for Manchester United on one-year contract. More on #SSNHQ
finally
>>68075058
should be a laff
>>68075058
But is he being named King of Manchester.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/EEwRtMV4Lwh
pass: /trb/
Comfy footy movie I Believe in Miracles starting soon, pls join
>>68075183
Fuck you Africa
>>68075172
We're here for real life pixel football, not your fake movies.
>>68075183
>>68075206
I like Suriname. His flag looks like ribbon candy
>>68075206
fuck you kaasboer
>>68075324
thanks
>>68075324
Plastic ribbon candy?
>>68075324
>liking something because it looks like food
classic america
>>68075390
Nah.
I remember having some ribbon candy as a kid. It was orange and green and I remember liking it, but I haven't seen it since. I think it was orange and something mixed.
>>68075324
Sometimes the Macedonia flag reminds me of a caramel wafer and the Imperial Japanese flag reminds me of the tea cakes
>goalkeeper
>not recommended to be selected
top kek medical team I thought you were the best in holland
>>68075058
>Mourinho and Zlatan in the same team
This season might be pretty fun.
>>68075489
it sounds like you were sexually abused
>>68075567
They get on pretty well going off that season at Inter. I wouldn't expect any Mancini/Balotelli kind of events happening.
>>68075569
I doubt it. If that were the case, I'd think I'd have a bad memory for it.
>>68075673
>I doubt it
>I'd think I'd have a bad memory
you don't sound very certain
New here
players are complaining about lack of attention during training, all my coaches workloads are light or average, and I have a decent amount of coaches
is the reason for this that I have 100 shitty regens in the reserves and u19s? I've been releasing them but nothing has changed yet
>>68075673
Sounds like you're repressing bad memories
>>68075787
>>68075881
I definitely wasn't raped
>>68075889
But were you made to do anything you didn't want to do?
You're in a safe space here, the bad man won't come back
>>68075871
>100 regens
shit. I don't even know. I've never heard of that. I'll say that ideally I have two coaches for every role. One for youth and one for the pro team. Most everyone does that I believe.
I'm guessing you're playing a newer version because I've never had that problem. Nor have I heard of someone having 100 players in their reserves and u19s. You're wasting money and they aren't going to get as much game time. Protip: Reserve players use pro coaches and u19's use u19 coaches.
>>68075929
No, definitely not.
>>68075929
>You're in a safe space here
If this is a safe space then he is fucked.
>>68075965
100 wasn't quite accurate, more like 60-70 in total in the reserves and youth, probably because I've been dumb and signing the "recommended" regens on youth intake day
I'm gonna play with the coaches again instead of letting my assistant do it, and release more reserves, hopefully that'll fix it
>>68075624
Actually, I said it because of the meme potential. Honestly, I forgot they were in a team together. And unlike Cristiano, Zlatan seems like he'd be an ok guy in his private life.
need help trb. been promoted two seasons in a row and in the top flight now, but really struggling. these are my tictocs they've been great the last two seasons do i grit my teeth and keep going or do i switch it up. we're really a class below every other team in terms of rep/finances/general footballing ability. thanks
>>68075390
Communist ribbon candy tbqh.
>>68076055
I've really not heard of that problem. And no one's responding to you but me, which is why I responded in the first place. Maybe you can have better luck with google.
>>68076346
>>68075965
a couple weeks have gone by and they are no longer unhappy, after I did what you said and put 2 coaches on each, and released about 20 reserves
thanks ameribro
>>68076236
maybe put your players on more defensive roles? seems like an overload of attacking roles to me that may work well when you're on level terms with the other teams in your division but newly promoted to a tough league, idk. dick about with the midfield a bit and play with a BWM and DLPde? or make your attacking wingbacks more defensive if they can play that way
>>68076434
Huh. Good I guess.
>and put 2 coaches on each
To be clear, I meant one regular coach for each role and one u18 coach for each role. Unless it's changed, you can't have players on your youth teams coached by senior coaches. Although, to be honest, when I'm with a shit team I can usually only get one guy spread out. But at that level, I usually don't have very robust teams. And I'm guessing players are less likely to complain in general unless they're actually good.
who /running club into the ground/ here?
>passing isn't a recommended skill for target men
I'm a bit ignorant about soccer, but isn't the idea behind a TM/P pairing that a target man receives a pass from the midfield and then either takes the shot himself, or passes to a poacher who's probably in better position? And wouldn't passing be an important skill in that scenario?
Premier league from a few years ago this is
lads, i wanna relive my youth, where can i watch soccer am episodes? i don't have sky
>>68076678
literally no
>>68076678
What's your balance like?
>>68076958
A target man is the guy you hoof the ball too from defence and he collects the ball past their back four, and shoots and misses.
>>68077500
>>68077608
ew
Pick team I start new save with; Bolton, Charlton, Millwall or Brighton and Hove Albion.
>>68077787
do strawpoll m8
>>68077787
E: Weston-super-mare
>>68077807
Its not working. Keep clicking button to create poll and it just sits there not doing shit
>>68077787
Nottingham Forest
>>68077787
Milwall.
Do a racist save and only sign white English players
>>68077787
Notts County
one of my players shot the ball from the edge of the penalty area and a teammate 2 ft blocked it and did an overhead kick somehow
miles than you
>>68077947
Isn't that mandatory for doing a Millwall save?
>>68078082
>>68077787
>>68077807
http://www.strawpoll.me/10390430
fugg sake
>>68078108
RIP poll
(Weston-super-mare)
>>68078108
Fuck it I'll go with Wednesday and see if I can crush Liverpool at Hillsborough again
>>68078279
>goes with an option not on the poll
Well fuck you too, then.
>>68078299
numeros
I'm bored, is mitch streaming yet?
>>68078279
heuheueheuehueh
>>68078483
Its Friday night he is probably being a normie
>>68078590
Who was the Ross guy last night, his gay lover?
>>68078605
yeah
>>68078483
Copa in another hour and a half la
>tfw lose 138 non losing run on last day of season with my youth goalie getting a 9.0 rating
also r8 him
>>68070788
wazzup bigfridge?
>>68078982
either footedness will have sucked up a lot of his ability points
>>68079008
>>68071942
yoo dinner man, how is nautico doing??
>>68079042
you know is me baby ;)
FM16 doesnt work on my 1995 laptop what older FM installment you suggest?
>>68079079
FM 15.
>>68078982
>Eccentricity 4
trash
>>68079223
typical huehue response
What should I get on my pizza m8s
>>68079356
Meat.
>>68079356
get hawaiian pizza
>>68079310
flair is everything mate
>>68079356
tomato sauce
muzzalera
tomato
chicken
oregano
lettuce
potato\
pineapple
>>68079356
bbq meat feast toppings
>>68079386
>>68079395
>lettuce
u wot
>>68079425
whats trully inside you bigfridge?
>>68079445
1 piece cut into 15 or so smallers ones sprinkled atop the pizza after is done
if you dont eat gross full of fat pizza is great
>>68079425
>you
I eat pizza with a knife and fork
>>68079537
I eat my Snickers with a knife and fork.
>>68079537
i can eat pizza however you like baby just be happy
>yet to play CL final
ah my board is clairvoyant
>>68079567
it was always meant to be
Sorry my love but this is business
>>68079567
it says there you won the CL
>sign 5 year contract as a backup
>be happy for 1 month
>complain for playing team
>fuck off
>be unhappy for 3 months
>be happy for 1 month
>rinse and repeat
>>68079356
i only always use tomato sauce/cheese(duh) and sausage
i also like to eat it with lettuce after the pizza is done like the brazilian
>>68079597
which is why I said my board is clairvoyant
look here who my opponent is:
>>68079594
forgot pic
>>68079628
ohhhhh now i understand my fellow south american
good luck Real is always a bitch
any real player still there or coaching?
>>68079684
I count 9 players who are at real atm including jesus vallejo
>>68079821
>Rafinha
>>68079821
>Cris at 38
please post
damn i didnt expect Real to have such a normal squad really, they even have an unregistered Reus that is probably broken to pieces
>>68079907
there are so many Rafinhas in brazilian footbal he couild be anyone
>>68080138
It's 'the' rafinha, you can tell because of age and stuff
>>68080242
>the rafinha
im still thinking of two, barca and bayern
>>68080339
Rafinha 'the' son of Mazinho, ovbiously.
>barca manager sacked
>>68080394
>>68080339
its the barcelona one
>>68080419
>2058
you have gone too my son is time to turn back
>Granada
At the halfway point of the season and they're showing no sign of slowing down.
Who /at work/ here
>>68080608
COPA
O
P
A
>>68080566
>deportivo
beauifull team, didnt Djalminha play there?
good luck top 4 is a grand achievment in spain
>>68080608
>at work at 2am
>>68080646
I'm originally from England but growing up I was a huge fan of those late 90's/early 00's Deportivo teams with Djalminha, Tristan & Makaay.
I always manage them in FM and restore them to their former glory. It's 2020 in this save but i only took over Deportivo in 2018, the first season i finished 7th, hoping to improve at least slightly this season while my youngsters continue to develop.
But seriously the AI is doing a masterful job with Granada, they're somehow continuing to fend off Barcelona/Real.
>>68081024
i love Djalminha, hell of a player
too bad those teams barely hold off, i predict a 5th place
>>68081171
Djalminha was an absolute beast.
Sadly i just beat Granada 2-1 knocking them down to 3rd place :(
>>68081024
E U R O D E P O R
they were great. Fucking Makaay what a fucking legend.
>>68081364
I know, Makaay and Tristan were a disgusting strike force, it's such a shame Deportivo ended up in crippling debt, hopefully one day they'll bounce back.
I fucking hate this stupid "game" and it's meme player happiness logic.
>awesome regen is at PSG, but not getting playtime, is unhappy
>I save his ass from wasted development and obscurity by paying over value for him and making him a big star
>2 years later PSG comes back in with a meme bid for him undervalue and under what I paid for him
>reject the bid
>HURR IM UNHAPPY THAT YOU DIDNT ALLOW ME TO JOIN PSG
fuck you nigger I should let you go back and rot on the bench there again for all eternity you stupid fuccboi
great fucking programming Miles you fucker
>>68081676
that does happen, look at Hummels just this season
people change, maybe he loves PSG and now that he can be a starter he wil lgo back
dont stress baby
>>68081676
Maybe if you ever took the time to compliment him after a good match or yell at him after a bad one you would be among his favoured personnel and he would not want to go.
>>68081813
>thanks coach it means a lot when you say that
>i will try to improve till next game im sorry gaffer
do you actually do it on a game-to-game basis? i only do it every 5 games or so before a important match
>>68082040
lol I almost never do that mate it was just banter
my players love me because I win games not because I ever talk to them
>>68082040
>>68082121
I shout at my players when they're being cunts. I also fine 2 weeks wages after every red card and they hate you at first but then you say its club policy and they shut the fuck up and everyone loves you
>>68082121
you missing a good opportunity than mi amigo, players love that
specially homegrown players
you know the drill
what the fuck
>>68082438
>Seoul over City
W-We dont even care about soccer
>>68082689
but we care about you
>Since this format of Copa América was introduced, the host has never lost the opening match.
Will America be the first one?
>>68082311
how should we know the world will be in 2058
i put my money on Brazil Neymar and Ganso kids will lead us to glory
>>68082311
CROATIA
>>68082773
Thank you Leopold
>>68082850
>7-1
>>68082311
Holland beat Croatia in the final imo
>>68082311
DR Congo all wins in pens cap this
>>68082311
South Korea wins
>>68082879
>>68082948
>>68083070
>>68083138
>>68083040
>>68083348
>>68083535
#rekt
>>68083535
wew
>>68083535
rip
>somehow forget about Copa America match
>go out to eat with friends
>come home and turn it on
>it's 30 minutes in
>USA USA USA already losing
urghhhhhhhhh
bless up senpai
I can use this money for transfers right..?
