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Colombia 2 - USA 0 [Group A]
>Michael 'Lalas says that I'm world class' Bradley
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
Today (June 4th):
Costa Rica - Paraguay 5pm ET
Haiti - Peru 7:30pm ET
Brazil - Ecuador 10pm ET
Tomorrow (June 5th):
Jamaica - Venezuela 5pm ET
Mexico - Uruguay 8pm ET
>>68088132
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
w0t?
>amerilards
>>68088152
Postmatch conference.
>'I'm pleased with the performance'
Costa Rica 2 - 1 Paraguay
Haiti 1 - 1 Peru
Brazil 2-3 Ecuador
Jamaica 1- 0 Venezuela
Mexico 1-2 Uruguay
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
I think thats Kuckmanns way of saying this is the best USA can do against a half decent Conenbol team.
Sure they beat up Bolivia, but who can't lol
>>68088215
do you actually believe Jamaica is going to beat venezuela?
and mexico is going to score at least a goal to uruguay?
come on texas I know you can do better than this.
>>68088215
I hope Haiti does well desu
>>68088313
they wont if Paul Warrior is playing.
>>68088396
he's shit
>>68088221
How does he keep getting away with this?
>>68088132
>"There was no difference [between the two teams], besides the two goals." - Klinsmann
this nigga just cannot admit any flaws or shortcomings
>>68088468
He promised us the moon
>>68088396
Fantastic Four aren't in this tourney. Their team don't want em.
>Ali won't be able to watch the rest of the COP
>>68089227
Copa* desu senpai
>>68088313
>>68088396
Peru does okay against teams from central america, venezuela or Bolivia, but lately they've been getting worse. Good thing they realized fantastic 4 was a horrible meme and now they are looking ahead Russia to a world cup where they actually have chances.
>>68090024
I like Peru too, desu. But Haiti is such a long shot that I can't help but cheer them on.
>>68088215
Mexico 3 - 1 Uruguay
Get fucked sudaca
>>68088468
Lo importante es que tenemos salud
>>68088132
Gentle reminder that no host had lost its opening match in a Copa America since 1935.
Embarrasing.
>>68088468
if we don't make it out of the groups he'll be gone
>Bolivia
>Venezuela
Both won't go pass group stage as all players preserve their energy to traffic food and water to their own country
>>68090928
we should've picked a shit team like chile to play first for an easy win
>>68090949
Kek
>>68088433
For you
>>68090958
Too bad you didn't m8. What's done is done.
>>68090928
Delt this
>>68090928
Woops
>>68090841
screencapped
>>68090958
If only.
>>68088132
>I'm please with the performance
Decent coach, some okayish offense for the US, but the rest of the team is garbage. He's doing the best he can with what he's got.
losing 1-0 wouldnt have been so bad
stupid yedlin
>>68088226
try to beat Bolivia in La Paz at 3000 meters above sea level, and then you tell us
>>68091970
Argentina knows what he's talking about.
>>68091920
It could have been worse t b h
>>68090949
Mr. Kim bringing the bantz.
>>68090949
>tfw haven't been to HK for just over 2 years now
I miss you everyday, lad.
>>68091970
This is why I want a South American World Cup across multiple countries. Games in La Paz would be hella fun to watch.
LETS GO BRAZIL
LETS GO
>>68092926
What part of Brazil are you from, lad?
Shame Ameriga lost. I like the USMNT, they're fun.
how bad were USA pls
need to know for trolling purposes
>>68092973
We gave up an early corner and had a hand ball penatly right before the half. It could have been worse.
>>68092973
generally pleasing performance desu
>>68092973
1st goal was schoolboy
Sweden would unironically make it to the semi finals of this shit tournament lol
good morning btw
>>68093010
Good morning, did you sleep well?
>>68093024
Well he's obviously still dreaming.
>>68093024
I did actually. most nights lately have been saunas so it was nice this time.
>>68093090
just a bit of shitposting to start the day friend.
>we don't care about football
>>68093135
Good stuff, Lars.
I envy you for the sauna culture though.
>>68093173
Delete this
>>68092973
US played on even footing (we had 12 shots to Colombia's 13 and more posession + same pass completion) Conceded 2 on a badly marked set piece and a penalty. Overall was decent performance but lackluster attack
>>68091920
Id say Krautsmann was right about >us having an even performance excluding goals. Dempsey did well and was denied 3 times. Not much more you can ask of him for his age
>>68090942
It depends on how bad he loses all of the matches.
USA 2 - Costa Rica 1 with Klinsmann finally making Nagbe a starter and pushing Wood as the target man so that Deuce has space
USA 1 - Paraguay 0 in an emotional stressful game with PuliGOAT scoring in the 90th minute like Donovan against Algeria
Colombia 1 - Paraguay 1
Colombia 0 - Costa Rica 0 Hamez ded and Costa Rica park like never before
Paraguay 1 - Costa Rica 1
Total
USA - 6
Col - 5
Par - 2
CRC - 2
Cap this
>>68092973
We're still going to get more than 1 point
>>68093460
>colombia wins against USA
>USA wins vs Paraguay
>Colombia, somehow, loses against Paraguay
>this flag
>this topic
>>68094195
>
>>68094231
>1-1
>a loss
>>68094231
>A beats B and B beats C so A should beat C meme
>>68094231
In Brazil >we beat Ghana and Germany the fucking champions tied with them
>>68093460
>Colombia not topping the group
Go home kid
>>68094231
That is not how this works, amerilard.
Since we're an embarrassment at international soccer once again(still) who do I bandwagon for this? Costa Rica? Uruguay? Colombia? Brazil B squad?
>>68094818
Ecuador
Because >we rank number 2 on the FIFA qualifiers.
>>68091970
>doing nothing to move the match to Santa Cruz de la Sierra
This is why Grondona was a pussy...
>>68094260
go home asspain
How fucked is Venezuela lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhIFr6e8EBI
Is it that bad over there?
can a Venezuelan step up to discuss
>>68095963
Not gonna watch that garbage but do you mean soccer?
the only match they give a fuck is againts us, it's like when they beat us is like winning a WC for them.
as for the country, socialism.
>how fucked the country is
too long to answer google it, they need to import paper to print their own money, that's the level of fuckness they are.
>>68091970
Pekerman did it with the current meme squad that Colombia has. It's not that hard, you need a combination of good players and a manager that gives a shit to try to chase the win.
>>68097512
The current Bolivia is spectacularly bad, though I don't know if back then it was worse.
>>68094818
Either Uruguay, Argentina, Mexico, or Chile.
how bg s this tournament? is it as big as the euro over here?
>tfw we won't get out of the group stage
>again
2023 is our year la, though.
>>68098744
There's no way of knowing.
This is the first time they've merged North America and South America into one tournament.
usmnt a shit
>>68098776
is messi playing?
>yfw mexico win da copa
>>68098834
>t. CHI
If US loses to Costa Rica on our own soil then I want him fired before the tournament ends.
this is the state of the us soccer
>>68100990
Best start looking for an interim then.
>>68088132
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
Mexican media would rip this man a new asshole If he was In charge of Mexico with those results, you burgers are so soft.
>>68088132
lol I see you've finally found your plae in the world- among other Diegos and Radrigos.)))))))))))
>>68101063
he actually said that?
kek
that means we're going to stay like this for some time
>>68101047
Who would it be? The only American managers I know are Bruce bradley and that coach of the Crew
>>68101033
LOL that sponsor.
Copa Tonight is a travesty compared to ESPN's world cup and euro shows. And when Fox puts up the lineups they try and make the field 3d and you can't see the names of the defenders or goalkeepers unless you have a 60 inch tv. I can't believe we have to deal with this shit network for two world cups
>>68088132
>tfw we can't win anymore withot sampaoli.
>>68101197
Also the best analyst on the show is a goddamn woman
Why does the USA sometimes show up as a tough team that plays well against Spain, Germany, Brazil and the NEtherlands and sometimes shows up as a Caribbean team?
>>68101343
Those games you cite, we played more or less the same as we did last night (at times even worse) but the keeper managed to save every shot and we were lucky enough to sneak in a few goals.
We played like shit but for some reason there is something about our play that makes better teams play like shit too.
>>68101127
In the post match conference, yes.
>>68098744
its a complete meme. the real copa was last year. this is just some 100th anniversary bullshit
>>68090928
so it's usually rigged. got it
>>68094818
>participating in a tournament that we are hosting in our own country
>we likely won't even make it past the group stage
>have to watch other national teams play against each other in a competition we suck at on our own soil
God damn it, why are we such cucks?
Who's the future U.S. manager lads? Klinsmann hopefully getting dumped after this
>>68090928
Wena 155cm
>>68102183
Mexico is the actual home team in this tourney
That said, anything less than the semis is an embarrassment
>>68102183
It is likely USA advances. USA is a better team than Costa Rica and Paraguay. USA lost to a better team yesterday
Friendly reminder that we literally don't even care about this semen slurping sport.
>>68102325
no navas?
>>68102332
>USA is better than Costa Rica
>>68102394
navas ded
>>68102394
Injured
>>68102332
>better than Costa Rica
no way jose
Can't we have a thread without obese ameripigs?
>>68102332
>USA is a better team than Costa Rica
keep telling urself that
>>68102439
>host the tournament
>think we're not going to be in the thread
Don't you have a zika-baby to take care of?
>>68102439
can't we all get along?
>>68102332
desu i don't know what to make of yesterday. I would say USA marginally outplayed colombia but both teams were pretty shitty. US didn't look very dangerous.
and US is better than costa rica, these people disagreeing are huffing the memes, though Campbell is a bigger threat than anyone >we have
Costa Rica will barely win against Paraguay.
We could tie or lose against Colombia, it would really depends on the Colombian team.
We will easily win against USA, specially if they play like they did last night.
Saw this on Twitter
Not sure of it's validity
>>68102476
>American soccer analysis
>>68102332
>USA is a better team than Paraguay
>>68102523
CHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=36&v=GA5VQCda6Hk
>>68102715
Hmmmm
>>68102559
probably
but they will still not win against us
>>68088269
What? Jamaica is for sure beating Venezuela
>>68102332
>any CONCACAF team
>better than Paraguay
seriously having your own safespace confederation can make you dellusional
>>68104143
mexico is friendo
>>68090958
you should have rigged and refballed your way onto the final tbqh fampai
>>68104192
pls be bait
>>68104192
but USA isn't
>>68104030
are you a hundred percent positive about this bold statement??
>>68104143
St. Kitts and Nevis > best guay
>these copa america yuro times
>right when I fixed my sleep schedule
Fug.
I can only watch the first game.
I can
>>68104401
Are you a wagecuck or something?
>>68104401
eh, it's GMT -5:00, what did you expect mah man?
>>68092973
look at the baldy midfielder
basically that was USA in the match yesterday
>>68104444
No, neet, but I don't want to fuck it up again, I want to be able to have sunlight during the day. I struggle with this shit, lived like a literal vampire, didn't get to see the sun in weeks at a time. It gets really tiring after a while, just doesn't feel right.
I just hope I get to see some cool early games, Costa Rica vs Paraguay doesn't seem too bad.
>>68088433
>they wont if Paul Warrior is playing.
How's the situation with his club? Here in Perú the media only says that he's inactive
>>68104742
kek forgot about that
>>68104742
no idea why we still play that clown
>>68104742
Please tel me there's a closer angle of that.
>>68104143
we should merge concacaf and conmebol so you guys can humiliate us more often
>>68090949
I was talking with some asian friends the other day and they said that people in Hong Kong are a bunch of assholes, like the worst asians in existence, is that true?
>>68104934
no thats singapore, hong kong is just second worse
>>68092050
Argentina in suicide watch
>>68104932
honestly thats would be the only way to make USA a stronger team and at the same time give soccer some relevance there
>>68104742
Literally women's football-tier.
>>68093460
You don't know shit about soccer
>>68104934
Por experiencia personal te digo que los Coreanos son de lejos los peores. Al menos los Ponjas son limpios.
Los mejores serian los Viets.
>tfw no keylor
>>68088132
>Michael 'Lalas says that I'm world class' Bradley
What did he mean by this?
>>68101033
That's sort of racist tb qh
>Villar and Ortiz starters
we're fucked
>>68105057
Pero peores por qué? Qué los hace peores? Danos un ejemplo
>>68104975
it was painful
at some point in that match an argentine player asked to a bolivian striker to have mercy and not score anymore goals because it was ogre
>>68104988
Also merging libertadores with concacaf champions league tbqh
Would be pretty funny watching an mls team against an Argie club
>>68104742
I stoped watching the game after that. It was too much
>>68105108
hopefully Pemberton doesnt fuck it up
>>68105182
im not ok with this
it would result in a bigass tournament and would dragg for too much time with too many boring games in between
even the current Libertadores is too long, with lame ass matches in the groups round, normally starts to git gud on knockouts
>Thought Sky or BT would have the rights to this
>It's on """""""Premier Sports""""""""
>Literally a sports Channel i've never ever heard of or noticed before
wtf
>>68105150
Tirar basura en las calles (Si, lo hacen), drogarse, emborracharse, desnudarse y correr en Machu Picchu, sextourismo.
Si ves a un chino de mierda tirado en la calle en la mañana de un domingo, seguramente es un coreano. Son literalmente canada-tier.
>>68105116
you were fucked from the beginning don't kid yourself
>>68105341
>go to 'rojadirecta'
>pick a stream from there
>get comfy on your couch
>enjoy the Copa
ay ima need ya'll niggas to get a draw today. then we'll whoop the ticos' ass on tuesday.
thanks.
>>68102325
Decent team desu but is Patrick any good?
>>68105313
They can just let the shit clubs play in earlier rounds like they do in Europe.
No one will watch but at least it would give smaller clubs a chance to advance and MAYBE upset the bigger Brazilian/Argie clubs
Honestly, CONCACRAP champions league is just lol Mexico wins, anyway, so it would make things more interesting
>>68104988
Uh no
Why do you guys think you're relevant here?
>>68105424
I'm not sure, I know Leonel has a good rep but not sure about pemperton
All I know is that I've got 900$ on Costa rica sweep 2-0 so they better not fuck it up I know they can do it.
>>68105182
>Would be pretty funny watching an mls team getting completely wrecked 10-0 against an Argie club that spents all its savings just to get an US visa to get to the match
why would such horrible massacre be 'entertaining' to you
>>68105377
oh you
>>68105396
I can't wait to watch Costa rica wipe the floor with us, If fucking hate what the USA has become now with the shit coaching of klinsman and piss poor decision making. Seriously hope thaat when we get knocked off that it humbles everyone and makes them realize they need to do better to keep up in Russia
>>68105558
>why would such horrible massacre be 'entertaining' to you
because mlels is a cancer and i want to watch them get raped
>most american analysis of the usmnt is just whether the coach is doing a good job
come to think of it it reminds me of our medias political coverage - extremely simplified and missing the point.
>>68105424
hes been hit by el rayo paralizador a few times, but hes not that bad, still not Navas
>>68105632
I don't know if you realized this but we can't just go buy national team players
>>68105665
what's wrong with Navas btw? why doesn't he start
>>68105355
Te entiendo. Así son los israelís acá. Tanto, que en la zona sur muchos hoteles y hostales derechamente rechazan hospedarlos (la gran mayoría, no uno que otro).
>>68105687
He got "injured" again
>>68105666
i have, but just endlessly changing coaches until positive results are reached isn't any more viable of a strategy. it just seems that way because it's easier than wholesale roster changes.
>>68105687
Fucked up heel since champions league.
>>68105777
oh yeah i remember that now
>>68105754
thanks
wahl's hand gesture technique is shit he looks so robotic
>>68105666
>implying
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
JUST
U
S
T
>>68105841
>Klinsmann’s post-match comments suggests he’ll stick with the same XI for Costa Rica on Tuesday
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2016/jun/04/us-soccer-copa-america-jurgen-klinsmann-options-colombia
sacked when
Argie tv just said "it seems there are a lot of central americans there, have you seen real americans there too"'oh yes i've seen like 4 or 5"
>>68105841
>everyone in the US shits on him if he speaks bluntly about the talent in the US and how the team does
>he switches it up to more generic speak that's common in other US sports, gets shit on anyway
make up your minds. I'd rather have him be honest.
>>68105666
>>68105763
>usa, millions and millions of citizens
>cant pick 11 that are good at playing football
>always getting its ass whipped by teams 1/50 of the size of the US, if not smaller
>>68105912
>muh population
Why aren't China and India dominating then?
>>68105885
ponelo en argento porque no se entiende
>>68105885
To be fair, I can't think of many Americans who sold get excited enough to go watch a match between Costa Rica and Paraguay.
>>68105912
Football talent is not evenly distributed/discovered/exploited around the world you colossal dimwit
>>68105973
usa id say because theyre obese, chinks because theyre chinks, and when have pajeets been good at anything other than poo in the loo?
>>68105986
Lo que están diciendo es que hay demasiados centro-americanos y sudacas pelotudos
>>68105973
because most chinese are doing slave work so you can get your iphones
and canadians spent most of their time apologizing for everything
>>68105973
I honestly think China will show some improvement in a few generations. The poos are without hope, however.
>>68105998
probably only a very small % even know about copa happening
>>68106026
Pajeets are pretty good at pakipaddle tbqf
>>68105998
stadium seems 2/3rds empty
i doubt many albirroja jerseys will be there, too far, visa too expensive, NT sucks, etc.
>>68105885
>real americans
im glad you recognize that americans = ppl from the usa
>>68105973
Infraestructure, just wait a few years and you will see China in the top 10, even the gov make mandatory football in schools
> empty stadium
what went wrong?
>>68106152
wutcha talkin' bout wills, plenty of costarricans in the lower seats
>>68106152
nobody cares + tickets too expensive
>>68105733
Total y completamente verdadero, las mujeres quieren tocar todo para saber si esta "fresco" (sin lavar sus manos antes) y los hombres tratan de regatear todos los precios, incluso en los wallmark ("lider" en Chile), solo algunos salvan, no hablan, GRITAN, van todo el día drogados.
Los ingleses(estos resultan ser los mas bien portados, caballeros y damas todos) , los brasileros, los argentinos (con estos te puedes pasar la tarde bebiendo y mateando como debe ser, el tipo minimo esta una hora en el local, buena gente)
>>68106152
Uh
We don't give a fuck about this sport?
Plus the tickets are expensive as fuck
>>68106152
most of their fans got deported tbqh
>"Superstars" by American rapper Pitbull featuring Becky G is the official song of the tournament and both artists will perform the song during the Final.[39]
>>68106194
Isn´t in orlando?
>>68106187
>>68106194
how expensive are we talkin?
>>68106231
Fucking paying a utility bill to a small car loan expensive.
>>68106220
JUST
>>68105841
Tbf it was an even performance. Colombia only scored from a set piece and a penalty from a rare mistake
That girl carrying the flag is THICC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UBcF6n-skk
>supposed to be 100 degrees on the field
holy shit rip in piece
Why must this be fux sports.
>all these qts
>>68106308
There are some qts there for sure
>>68106313
the ticos are used to it, theyll win easy
TODOS DE PIE PARA EL HIMNO
WTF, they are zieg heiling?
>>68106231
No American wants to pay $150 to see Costa Rica vs Paraguay, esp in the swamp of Florida during summer
>>68106280
>Tbf it was an even performance
lmao no
>>68106308
there are a lot of fap material in these soccer matches
Joel Campbell can't even last 90 minutes in rainy England how's he gonna play in 100+ degree heat lol
>>68106381
Too bad we do not have thick sweaty female soccer copa america in lingerie.
wheres mah nigga keylor?
>>68106409
Ded
>>68106409
'injured'
a la mierda, justo el himno desde la parte aburrida
>>68106409
see >>68105777 >>68105754
Gold Cup has better stadium plans
I'm pulling for the US
What results gives us the best chance of advancing, even if it's just a small chance?
>>68106401
at least soapy soccer exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ex974W5eRA
>moment of silence for Muhammad Ali
YOUVE GOT TO BE SHITTING MEWITH
>>68106505
Colombia and Costa Rica... so far
ONE MINUTE OF SILENCE FOR MUHAMMAD ALI
>>68106505
0-0
>>68106531
What?
holy shit who decides the pricing for these games? there's no way you're going to fill the stadium with so much of orlandos population being service/tourism industry workers
http://www.ticketmaster.com/copa-america-centenario-costa-rica-orlando-florida-06-04-2016/event/22004F9EB5CB7961?
Ref looks like Wynalda
>>68106511
Sounds like something that was invented by Japan.
I do not know why they did not do it in a place in the US that has big soccer fans like LA or Seattle.Becuase, that stadium is empty.
>yellow card
>>68106609
dude, he made Ortiz fly away an' shi
50 shekels 0-0
>>68106571
I guess they picked it due to it being closest to SA and having a huge latino population. Problem is as you say, it is expensive,and Orlando is hot as fuck this time of day.
>>68106505
this game must be a tie, and US must win their next 2 games scoring at least 4 goals
>>68106607
search for it at jewtub im afraid if I link that shit here might get b&
PARAGUAY CANNOT HANDLE CONCACAF THUNDER
>>68106669
I gotcha. I heard what is going on here lately.
>>68106505
To early to say but a tie here means that the US winning the next two games guarantees qualification
>>68106511
Oh shit, I am so hyped for the brazi ecuador
>>68106837
Pretty pumped to see montero, he's an exciting player
>>68106837
>>68106942
what are the odds for that match? Brazil usually starts cold, then it gets better at the playoffs
How good is Paraguay desu lads?
Do their players have a lot of continental experience? Their counter-attacking looks pretty good so far.
>that dive
Oh my God lmao
I can't get into this semen-slurping sport
>>68104143
>argentina
>latino
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>>68107022
>How good is Paraguay desu lads?
pic related
>Do their players have a lot of continental experience?
their forwards do
the problem is at the defense
>>68107049
thanks, USA is white too
>>68104963
Singapore is like a cult of assholes and my fuck are they uppity cunts.
>>68104988
we would be shit and not qualify for a WC but it would make qualifying matches huge. Imagine Brazil or Argentina playing in October in snow in the Big House in MIchigan.
>>68107073
atleast you have larissa.
>>68106961
Honestly never know what you're getting with Brazil, especially with no neymar. Odds are in their favor though
>>68107117
now this is a scenario i want to see
thanks for the mental pic
>huge markup from orlando city games played in the same stadium
>get shit crowd
???
i dont see how this was worth it
>>68107200
the stadium holds around 110,000 people too.
>>68107166
>larissa
she fat and old. let that meme go
>>68107241
Brazil vs Argentina in that stadium will end in a bloodbath
now I REALLY want to see a match here
>>68107285
W T F
T
F
Did she eat everything in sight?
>>68107241
What a shit fucking stadium
>>68107329
cuckeye detected
>>68107292
well I was implying USA vs Brazil or USA vs Argies. You know it would be qualifying for the WC in CONMEBOL so it wouldnt be Hues vs Africans in MIchaigan.
>>68107320
apparently argie milk is fattening
>>68107349
That stadium is awful though.
>>68107329
Hows the weather in Columbus?
>>68107359
I know but im all for the bloodbath chipout now
>>68107402
hot
>>68107369
so the meme is real. women get fat after getting a man.
>>68107402
I am in North Carolina
>>68107449
marriage is a racket, use it like a carrot on a stick instead.
>>68107472
oh...so nothing of value in college football within your state.
>>68107401
if you think thats shit have a look at this one
>>68107544
>everyone that thinks the big house sucks must be a buckeye
Not even in B1G (kek) country, friend
>>68107544
Saturdays in Columbus have the largest special needs conferences on earth.
>>68107604
either you come an irrelevant conference or are from the South.
>>68104742
You have the one where the two USA players try to hit the ball at the same time, I think Dempsey was one of them.
How come Joe Buck isn't announcing?
>>68107789
that webm isnt mine, I asked for it to a swedenpal who was making those yesterday
sadly didnt saw that one your asking for
Spanish is annoying as fuck
Votar mis amigos
http://www.strawpoll.me/10398866
http://www.strawpoll.me/10398866
http://www.strawpoll.me/10398866
>>68104934
Everyone knows that the worst Asians are the PRC Chinese. And the best ones are Taiwan and HK Chinese.
>40 minutes
>0-0
Nice """sport""" you got there, burgers.
>>68107903
How did Costa Rica's ass taste?
>>68107887
Which one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaYy__-AfFg
>>68107965
England drew 0-0 with Costa Rica so I don't know what you're talking about.
You can apologise to me now.
>>68107944
THIS
thiiiiiiiis
>>68107903
No, and it's simple. Distances here are bigger than in Europe. You can't have us going to Canada for a game against a shit team. Leave things the way they are.
>>68107987
Costa Rica did better than your team.
>>68108017
they did better than your team
>>68107980
The dude on Univision right now.
>>68108005
Asia handle it pretty well.
Stop being gay
>>68108043
We did better than your team too lol
>>68108080
Your group was shit
holy shit this thread is slower than the game
>tfw no strong guaraní bull to cuck me
>>68108075
Asia is shit, we're talking about actual teams. Only CONMEBOL and UEFA teams are worthy.
>>68108177
This is a general, that's what the game threads are for.
>0 goals
I'm staying up for this.
Kill me.
>>68108232
>Watching a literal meme cup
>0-0
Semen slurping. How do you people watch this shit?
>>68108223
aaaah that's why
>>68108232
GO TO SLEEP
>>68106231
I'm surpised they're really that expensive. Jamaica vs Uruguay at Levis Stadium cost only $10 per ticket. I would've imagined these tickets would be cheap too
>tfw our match with Mexico will be the chicano Mecca.
>>68108422
is your body ready for the inevitable chimpout though?
>>68108422
>our
>cHiChAdIoS
>>68108453
>impliying that uruguay will not play dirty like always
>>68108454
You have to go back
>World cup includes African, Asian and North american teams
Why, make it 6 South American and 10 European teams, make it small and sweet
>>68108486
>Chile talking about playing dirty
>>68108486
yeah, hence the chimping out
>>68108497
that's called World Cup tho. wait until 2018 for it
>>68108510
>uruguay
>>68108527
in the other hand you have stuff like the boreball""""World Series""""
>>68108616
>World Series
are you talking about baseball?
>this fucking "music"
and it's loud as fuck too
sort your shit out US
>>68108713
see >>68108616
>boreball
>tfw I'm not watching this because I'll see my club play a tad later
feels good to support the biggest club in americas
>>68108775
does anybody actually watches baseball? i thought it was some shit they made up at american movies
>>68108969
Millions dumbass
>>68108969
only american fatasses because baseball is basically fatty people swingin sticks
>>68109153
not only that, they take their fucking time doing it
but nothing is memier than cricket
>>68109153
Japan, Korea, Taiwan, Mexico, Caribbean?
>this fucking game
Sleeping would be more fun.
>>68109412
and Venezuela
>>68110153
>Peru(gay)
Kek.
>>68109957
I want /pol/ to leave
>>68110153
Chile please.
>>68108232
You were supposed to stay up for Brazil.
Why would Brazil be the last team of the day playing?
Alot of european viewers wpuld be able to see the best side of the day if they were atleast playing now instead of the 2nd match that has Haiti in it. Or the 2st match that had a 0-0 draw.
Wtf
>>68110153
Flamengo is a brazilian team
>>68111524
and??
Today you'll witness the might J O N A S
He'll score goals and make Brazil great again.
>>68111544
They said it was peruvian.
>>68105355
>sextourismo
i google translated this, are you saying koreans go to Machu Picchu to get girls?
Wait, i thought peruvian and other south american girls don't really like asian other than some weeaboo fucks
So Neymar isnt playing , Deigo Costa is hurt and Kaka is hurt.
Whos going to create the magic for brazil? Whos going to be neymar's 4th replacement?
>>68111594
NO, they said the player, Paolo Guerrero , is peruvian, look again
What's the record for consecutive scoreless minutes in an international tournament
And will this tournament beat it
>tfw witnessing history
>>68111731
Well, kaka couldn't do anything even if he wasn't hurt. He is too old to play in a NT
Diego Costa is a naturalized Spaniard, maybe you meant Douglas Costa? Yes he is a very good player, sad that he is hurt...
The guy who is neymar's replacement is any of those, it is Gabriel, with the nickname of Gabigol
Will Haiti eventually become the best team in concacaf via naturalized French blacks
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
corinthians getting robbed at home ;_;
>>68111783
It's the Peruvian squad, everyone is peruvian. Check the other players, you'll see the nationality of their teams.
>Letting Haiti look dangerous against you
El peruANO
The Pinches Incas are still going to win this at least 2-0
>>68111524
Sorry my bad
>that miss
baka peroo
You can even ear the players talking, maybe they should blast that 'DEFENSE' like they do at the nba.
>>68105986
Kek
>Four straight halves with no goals
Can the Euros please start
>>68107944
Kek
>>68112263
Chile is just Peru taking a shit
>>68112543
You're welcome, spee
do you spics even care abt this competition the way we care about the euros?
nermal wanting to play in the olympics instead just seems so odd to me i mean the olympics can't possibly be more prestigious than the copa?
>>68114913
Brazil has always taken Olympic soccer super seriously. It's just behind World Cup.
>>68114913
this Copa America Centenario is a meme to pander the americans
>>68114913
Yes, no, maybe
Uruguay and Argentina have a schlonging match on Copa Americas... to see which can pile their copas higher than the other
>>68114913
tuga, já devem ter te respondido essa merda um milhão de vezes, vai te foder.
>>68115071
fuck off mate there's more than one portuguese poster on /sp/
>>68114913
The regular Copa América yes
This one no
WE WON GUYS
CORINTHIANS JUST SCORED 2-1 CORITIBA
45+4 OF THE SECOND HALF, FUCKING HELL
>>68115168
Alright, I'm sorry and take it back in case you didn't do it just to be annoying.
>>68115271
Few times I said to myself 'I can't belive this, I can't believe this, I can't belive this, I can't believe this, I can't belive this, I can't believe this, I can't belive this, I can't believe this...' so many times like when André failed to cushion the ball that he was given to score his second goal.
It went straight into the keeper's hand.
Thankfully we won.
>Hayyti
>the city of wyclef
USA is Haiti tier
WHO /ec/ HERE
AYYY
>usa in the copa
what's next, turkey in the euros? hahaha kill me
>>68114913
tbqh I can recall the last 4 Euro winners.
I cant even recall last COPA final. Its a joke competition that tries to play on the "This is our passion. Our sport. Our copa" tagline. Fucking spics get excited over any soccer.
>>68115613
here lad
poor haiti ( ._.)
>>68115613
>its a Ecuador loses 2-0 game
>>68115653
desu 2008 Euro basically sums up all the Euros - a memefest
is there going to be a proper match thread for the brazil game
i need to know where i'll be jonasposting
>>68115710
Make one Rui Costa.
>>68115757
only if you accept the elite striker jonas pistolas as your personal lord and saviour
so majestic
>>68088132
>brasil
>ecuador
>haiti
>peru
kek
>>68104742
his hair was covering his eyes he couldnt find the ball
>>68115710
use this picture as op
http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1465082253778.jpg
>>68111676
First there's several "native/local" races around there, some uglier/ugly on a western scale as koreans, and there are plenty asian descendants (hell, the main presidency candidate is asian), so even if no other chick wants you you can always mingle with someone your race. Second its a tourist spot so even more races once you include the tourists and the gold diggers. Finally, the koreans I know that travel here are retired executives, and they bring the big bucks (they play a thousand $ per hole at golf and stuff which is not a usual bet for most of the local population :P). So I can bet with that money, they feel they own the place.
>tfw Peru wins dac up
>>68116782
I would honesly marry this woman on the spot just after looking at that photo
Dont worry guys , the real teams play tomorrow
>>68122638
chi
>>68122638
If mexico disappoints, I give up on humanity.
>>68123644
Barcelona ruined Copa America
>>68123644
>Mexico
>not chocking at Copa America
theyve been the token 3points game since CONCACAF teams got invited to the cup
>>68125709
And when was the last time Argentina won the Tournament? We can always count on a Messi choke
>>68125752
I hope world class players like Bradley, Adu or Lalas taught Messi a trick or two to avoid choking at games
>>68088132
Haitifu looks too well nourished to be Haitifu.
>>68125752
>Messi choke
You mean Higuain
I hope the teams actually show up today.
>>68125709
This time Mexico sent their A-squad though.
Lets not forget that last year Mexico's C-squad played a 3-3 against Chile.
>>68105912
Uruguay has 3.3M ppl and already won 2 WC and 15 Copas America
>>68135366
TODOS GOLEANDOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aKCemJGeFI
>>68135442
mis costados están en órsai
>>68135442
this brings memories
>>68135442
niiiice
Vamos Uruguay
>>68135442
Gracias pájaro
>>68115653
>this flag
>this topic
Daily reminder that Latin America is unanimously united against Trump and his hatred.
Recordatorio diario de que Latinoamérica está más unida que nunca contra Trump y su odio hacia nuestra gente.
>>68142202
>nuestra gente
I'm not mexican
>>68115587
Haiti played far better than the US team
>>68142202
No. I want him to win.
>>68142202
>Latinoamérica
>Unida
Yeah, no.
>>68142202
>our people
I'm not Mexican
hell, if Trump came here, and changed that speech so it talked about Bolivians instead of Mexicans, he'd become the president of Argentina, no questions asked
>>68142202
I can't wait until you get deported.
>>68142339
>make argentina great again
>>68142202
CHI
>>68142339
Yeah but no.
The whole argument is not only building a wall, but making mexicans pay for it. I can't imagine someone actually believing that Bolivia is ever going to pay for anything. They are use to getting their shit for free.
>>68142408
>again
>>68142409
CHA
>>68142339
Yes, people were retarded enough to vote for Macri y CFK twice
>>68142202
>Latin America
>Unida
Que buen chiste. De Guatemala para abajo todos nos quieren chingar.
De Guatemala para abajo queremos chingar a todos
>>68142547
Nobody thinks about you around here. You are only brought up in conversations as laughing stock with your novelas and your andale andale orale orale.
>>68142640
Nobody thinks about you around here. Ever.
>>68142640
papi dudo que tengas amigos o gente con quien platicar que sea fourr chan o el nido juaaa juaa juajaua
>>68142640
Puedo confirmar eso. Acá pasa lo mismo.
>>68142689
>>68142640
se pusieron a jugar a los paises chicos
>>68142547
here nobody gives a shit about Mexico, except old women because muh televisa dramas
is mexico the least desirable country? if you go abroad you can't even say you are mexican. there are literally no mexiboos in this world
>nobody thinks about mexico
>*starts hateposting with all of their force against mexico*
rofl
>>68142836
>Mexico is the envy of every spanish talking country
>Mexico is the center of every conversation in Latinamerican countries
keep delluding yourself Jose
Why aren't you supporting trump ?
>>68142825
yep dont ever come to mexico!! its full of crime and bad people ugh dont come!
>>68142913
>>68142825
awful place, i was beheaded 3 times just this day trying to vote for el Peje
>>68142907
The fact of the matter is that you do talk about us, you know or T.V., movies,culture, dubs, etc.
That doesn't happen the other way around.
See you later in he cup, lad.
>>68142907
en la vida real nadie sale y comienza a hablar de paises como lo hacen los mogolicos de aca. pero 4chan siempre salen a brillar todos cuando se trata de mexico, a mi me pareeece que eso es inseguridad pero no se
>>68142984
yes actually is
its so important for my daily life that I keep talking about Mexico even after closing this browser tab
>>68142689
It's you people that are constantly trying to banter southamericans but you literally can not into handling bantz. I seriouslly can not imagine why are you so self centered when nobody likes you.
As a chilean, I know the feel of nobody liking my country, but we don't give a single fuck about it whilst you people are so self entitled that can not comprehend it nor stand it.
>>68088468
You have to remember that is really hard to find good DT for national teams.
Even teams like argentina can't get the best they have because league teams just make a better career move.
es asi
en el partido contra uruguay van a salir todos los paises a cromarsela a los yanquis y a venderles que "son mejores que los mexicanos"
es asi
>>68143141
not to mention they pay a way lot better and losing doesnt equals bringing shame to a whole country
¿Por qué a los mejicanos les preocupa TANTO ser relevantes? y cuando les dicen que no son relevantes en cierto país, se enojan. ¿Tan inseguros son?
es asi jajajaj >>68143207
>>68143230
Argumentos calidad /lat/
jajajajajjaj el nido
peor es ser chileno
>>68143207
tienen complejo por ser la sombra de USA, asi que proyectan en el resto de los paises latinos
NUNCA TE HAGAS AMIGO DE UN MEJICANO.......
>>68101559
It's the same as last year, the only difference is that the winner won't play confederation cup (tehe most meme cup in existance)
LA MISERIA HUMANA EN SU MAXIMA ESPRESION...............
>>68143179
If Suarez plays, your NT is done from the start.
DURANTE SU NIÑEZ..........
It's funny that I just have to exist, without doing anything else, for me to rustle their jimmies.
EN EL MAPA NO SE VE..
TENGO LOS OJOS DE DARIN
Jajaja que risa me dan estos mejicanitos que creen que su pais es relevante
Na si me caen bien los mexicanos aunque sean marrones y pobres spn bien trabajadores
Tengo un tio en santiago que tiene unas empresas de jardineria asi que si quieren trabajo me avisan :)
soy chicano tbqh
>>68143331
Tiene sentido.
>>68143587
no le des cuerda, a esta altura ya se les cerro el orto y estan baiteando
peor es ser chileno
>>68143451
Wes Morgan?
>>68143600
Trump, wall, deportations, etc.
que lindo es el ........... ser tapatio
que feo...debe ser el........ ser chileno.. chicano..
goals were a mistake...
Ok guys, I want honest opinions.
Do we have any chance to win this cup?
We were able to win last time against brazil and argentina seemed to choke against us last time also.
Also we beat uruguay.
Mexico dunno.
pero si los mexicanos son literalmente peruanos ajaja
>>68143738
hola cris te voy a ser honesto: no
goals are overrated anyways
I prefer ties so we can all win and be happy
Thb baka senpai
>>68143738
if you play your cards right, you can make it into the final, once there dunno
its highly likely youll be at semis at least
>>68143765
Con algunas cosas no se bromea. : (
yo no soy mexicano
yo soy TAPATIO.-
>>68088153
Chileans are without a doubt the ugliest people among spickerdom
Caca jajajajajxdddd
>>68143738
My serious opinion is that we have way more chances than you guys, and we have zero chances. So nope.
>>68143820
ya fuiste a votar papu?
>>68143738
As far as I see it, Argentina are the most likely to win it, followed by Uruguay and then you. Even though I didn't like at all how you guys played against USA, but their shit game always drags you to that. Then Chile or Mexico might, emphasis in might, give a surprise. I don't see Brazil B team winning.
>>68143631
Sleepy
>>68143832
That explains my lack of gluteus maximus. What do?
>>68143738
27 JaJaJa
>>68143832
Taylor Swift comfirmed as Mapuche
>>68088221
DELETE THIS
>>68143887
kys, then ask god to rebirth as a bunda qt
>>68143820
Ya estan contando o falta cerrar mesas?
>>68143780
>>68143819
>>68143851
>>68143865
>>68143893
I'm sure we'll make it out of pools, after that is a matter of no choking.
>>68143832
hola please this is espanish thread
>>68143844
jaja me rei
>>68143820
hola amigo peruano ya votaste? sale keiko?
>>68143819
jajajjaja habla español porfavor no te entiendo
>>68143814
me xD
>>68143786
eh?
>>68143765
jaja oye!
>>68143738
jaja habla español si?
ANIME IS FUCKING SHIT
WEEBS NEEDS TO GAS AND TORTURED
FUCK OFF TO /a/
BETA KEKS
>>68143939
mmmmm que? jaja sope
>>68143899
>that lack of ass
Hola ¿Que opinan del colapso de la union sovietica?
Fue un error
pobre betito boluod
vive en nuestros corazones simepre
>>68144047
El que juega con fuego sale quemado jaja - el chico aficionado
>>68143862
Sí.
>>68143925
Los locales cierran a las 4 pero las mesas cierran cuando toda la gente que está haciendo cola termina de votar.
>>68143934
Espero que no salga Keiko, para ser honesto, miembro de mi familia virtual.
jaja no es asi pero es la intencion la que cuenta!
-el chico aficionado
>>68142640
>>68142785
then again, they cannot stop bitching
>>68143345
>>68143331
>>68143587
>>68143607
>>68143623
>post yfw America wins every remaining game and wins the Copa America
The cup is coming home, pai
haganse un hilachito amigable, mucho bardo por hoy
>>68144155
no escuchaste mucho bardo por hoy
Does anyone even want another /COPA/ general after this?
>>68144160
It's finally coming home, la.
>>68144219
sure, make a newer one.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68143899
DELETE THIS
>>68143887
embaraza a una negra
>>68144292
Just use this one >>68111492
>>68143765
Your rage is showing, longi. Let them be. Mexis gonna Can't, and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>68142202
>hating based Trump
>>68142202
ya chicano...
Con suerte paso a los argentinos y a los uruguayos y voy a aguantar a un "beaner"
