Discuss the game ITT.
Colombia 2 - USA 0 [Group A]
>Michael 'Lalas says that I'm world class' Bradley
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
Today (June 4th):
Costa Rica - Paraguay 5pm ET
Haiti - Peru 7:30pm ET
Brazil - Ecuador 10pm ET
Tomorrow (June 5th):
Jamaica - Venezuela 5pm ET
Mexico - Uruguay 8pm ET
>>68088132
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
w0t?
>amerilards
>>68088152
Postmatch conference.
>'I'm pleased with the performance'
Costa Rica 2 - 1 Paraguay
Haiti 1 - 1 Peru
Brazil 2-3 Ecuador
Jamaica 1- 0 Venezuela
Mexico 1-2 Uruguay
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
I think thats Kuckmanns way of saying this is the best USA can do against a half decent Conenbol team.
Sure they beat up Bolivia, but who can't lol
>>68088215
do you actually believe Jamaica is going to beat venezuela?
and mexico is going to score at least a goal to uruguay?
come on texas I know you can do better than this.
>>68088215
I hope Haiti does well desu
>>68088313
they wont if Paul Warrior is playing.
>>68088396
he's shit
>>68088221
How does he keep getting away with this?
>>68088132
>"There was no difference [between the two teams], besides the two goals." - Klinsmann
this nigga just cannot admit any flaws or shortcomings
>>68088468
He promised us the moon
>>68088396
Fantastic Four aren't in this tourney. Their team don't want em.
>Ali won't be able to watch the rest of the COP
>>68089227
Copa* desu senpai
>>68088313
>>68088396
Peru does okay against teams from central america, venezuela or Bolivia, but lately they've been getting worse. Good thing they realized fantastic 4 was a horrible meme and now they are looking ahead Russia to a world cup where they actually have chances.
>>68090024
I like Peru too, desu. But Haiti is such a long shot that I can't help but cheer them on.
>>68088215
Mexico 3 - 1 Uruguay
Get fucked sudaca
>>68088468
Lo importante es que tenemos salud
>>68088132
Gentle reminder that no host had lost its opening match in a Copa America since 1935.
Embarrasing.
>>68088468
if we don't make it out of the groups he'll be gone
>Bolivia
>Venezuela
Both won't go pass group stage as all players preserve their energy to traffic food and water to their own country
>>68090928
we should've picked a shit team like chile to play first for an easy win
>>68090949
Kek
>>68088433
For you
>>68090958
Too bad you didn't m8. What's done is done.
>>68090928
Delt this
>>68090928
Woops
>>68090841
screencapped
>>68090958
If only.
>>68088132
>I'm please with the performance
Decent coach, some okayish offense for the US, but the rest of the team is garbage. He's doing the best he can with what he's got.
losing 1-0 wouldnt have been so bad
stupid yedlin
>>68088226
try to beat Bolivia in La Paz at 3000 meters above sea level, and then you tell us
>>68091970
Argentina knows what he's talking about.
>>68091920
It could have been worse t b h
>>68090949
Mr. Kim bringing the bantz.
>>68090949
>tfw haven't been to HK for just over 2 years now
I miss you everyday, lad.
>>68091970
This is why I want a South American World Cup across multiple countries. Games in La Paz would be hella fun to watch.
LETS GO BRAZIL
LETS GO
>>68092926
What part of Brazil are you from, lad?
Shame Ameriga lost. I like the USMNT, they're fun.
how bad were USA pls
need to know for trolling purposes
>>68092973
We gave up an early corner and had a hand ball penatly right before the half. It could have been worse.
>>68092973
generally pleasing performance desu
>>68092973
1st goal was schoolboy
Sweden would unironically make it to the semi finals of this shit tournament lol
good morning btw
>>68093010
Good morning, did you sleep well?
>>68093024
Well he's obviously still dreaming.
>>68093024
I did actually. most nights lately have been saunas so it was nice this time.
>>68093090
just a bit of shitposting to start the day friend.
>we don't care about football
>>68093135
Good stuff, Lars.
I envy you for the sauna culture though.
>>68093173
Delete this
>>68092973
US played on even footing (we had 12 shots to Colombia's 13 and more posession + same pass completion) Conceded 2 on a badly marked set piece and a penalty. Overall was decent performance but lackluster attack
>>68091920
Id say Krautsmann was right about >us having an even performance excluding goals. Dempsey did well and was denied 3 times. Not much more you can ask of him for his age
>>68090942
It depends on how bad he loses all of the matches.
USA 2 - Costa Rica 1 with Klinsmann finally making Nagbe a starter and pushing Wood as the target man so that Deuce has space
USA 1 - Paraguay 0 in an emotional stressful game with PuliGOAT scoring in the 90th minute like Donovan against Algeria
Colombia 1 - Paraguay 1
Colombia 0 - Costa Rica 0 Hamez ded and Costa Rica park like never before
Paraguay 1 - Costa Rica 1
Total
USA - 6
Col - 5
Par - 2
CRC - 2
Cap this
>>68092973
We're still going to get more than 1 point
>>68093460
>colombia wins against USA
>USA wins vs Paraguay
>Colombia, somehow, loses against Paraguay
>this flag
>this topic
>>68094195
>
>>68094231
>1-1
>a loss
>>68094231
>A beats B and B beats C so A should beat C meme
>>68094231
In Brazil >we beat Ghana and Germany the fucking champions tied with them
>>68093460
>Colombia not topping the group
Go home kid
>>68094231
That is not how this works, amerilard.
Since we're an embarrassment at international soccer once again(still) who do I bandwagon for this? Costa Rica? Uruguay? Colombia? Brazil B squad?
>>68094818
Ecuador
Because >we rank number 2 on the FIFA qualifiers.
>>68091970
>doing nothing to move the match to Santa Cruz de la Sierra
This is why Grondona was a pussy...
>>68094260
go home asspain
How fucked is Venezuela lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhIFr6e8EBI
Is it that bad over there?
can a Venezuelan step up to discuss
>>68095963
Not gonna watch that garbage but do you mean soccer?
the only match they give a fuck is againts us, it's like when they beat us is like winning a WC for them.
as for the country, socialism.
>how fucked the country is
too long to answer google it, they need to import paper to print their own money, that's the level of fuckness they are.
>>68091970
Pekerman did it with the current meme squad that Colombia has. It's not that hard, you need a combination of good players and a manager that gives a shit to try to chase the win.
>>68097512
The current Bolivia is spectacularly bad, though I don't know if back then it was worse.
>>68094818
Either Uruguay, Argentina, Mexico, or Chile.
how bg s this tournament? is it as big as the euro over here?
>tfw we won't get out of the group stage
>again
2023 is our year la, though.
>>68098744
There's no way of knowing.
This is the first time they've merged North America and South America into one tournament.
usmnt a shit
>>68098776
is messi playing?
>yfw mexico win da copa
>>68098834
>t. CHI
If US loses to Costa Rica on our own soil then I want him fired before the tournament ends.
this is the state of the us soccer
>>68100990
Best start looking for an interim then.
>>68088132
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
Mexican media would rip this man a new asshole If he was In charge of Mexico with those results, you burgers are so soft.
>>68088132
lol I see you've finally found your plae in the world- among other Diegos and Radrigos.)))))))))))
>>68101063
he actually said that?
kek
that means we're going to stay like this for some time
>>68101047
Who would it be? The only American managers I know are Bruce bradley and that coach of the Crew
>>68101033
LOL that sponsor.
Copa Tonight is a travesty compared to ESPN's world cup and euro shows. And when Fox puts up the lineups they try and make the field 3d and you can't see the names of the defenders or goalkeepers unless you have a 60 inch tv. I can't believe we have to deal with this shit network for two world cups
>>68088132
>tfw we can't win anymore withot sampaoli.
>>68101197
Also the best analyst on the show is a goddamn woman
Why does the USA sometimes show up as a tough team that plays well against Spain, Germany, Brazil and the NEtherlands and sometimes shows up as a Caribbean team?
>>68101343
Those games you cite, we played more or less the same as we did last night (at times even worse) but the keeper managed to save every shot and we were lucky enough to sneak in a few goals.
We played like shit but for some reason there is something about our play that makes better teams play like shit too.
>>68101127
In the post match conference, yes.
>>68098744
its a complete meme. the real copa was last year. this is just some 100th anniversary bullshit
>>68090928
so it's usually rigged. got it
>>68094818
>participating in a tournament that we are hosting in our own country
>we likely won't even make it past the group stage
>have to watch other national teams play against each other in a competition we suck at on our own soil
God damn it, why are we such cucks?
Who's the future U.S. manager lads? Klinsmann hopefully getting dumped after this
>>68090928
Wena 155cm
>>68102183
Mexico is the actual home team in this tourney
That said, anything less than the semis is an embarrassment
>>68102183
It is likely USA advances. USA is a better team than Costa Rica and Paraguay. USA lost to a better team yesterday
Friendly reminder that we literally don't even care about this semen slurping sport.
>>68102325
no navas?
>>68102332
>USA is better than Costa Rica
>>68102394
navas ded
>>68102394
Injured
>>68102332
>better than Costa Rica
no way jose
Can't we have a thread without obese ameripigs?
>>68102332
>USA is a better team than Costa Rica
keep telling urself that
>>68102439
>host the tournament
>think we're not going to be in the thread
Don't you have a zika-baby to take care of?
>>68102439
can't we all get along?
>>68102332
desu i don't know what to make of yesterday. I would say USA marginally outplayed colombia but both teams were pretty shitty. US didn't look very dangerous.
and US is better than costa rica, these people disagreeing are huffing the memes, though Campbell is a bigger threat than anyone >we have
Costa Rica will barely win against Paraguay.
We could tie or lose against Colombia, it would really depends on the Colombian team.
We will easily win against USA, specially if they play like they did last night.
Saw this on Twitter
Not sure of it's validity
>>68102476
>American soccer analysis
>>68102512
>>68102332
>USA is a better team than Paraguay
>>68102523
CHI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=36&v=GA5VQCda6Hk
>>68102715
Hmmmm
>>68102559
probably
but they will still not win against us
>>68088269
What? Jamaica is for sure beating Venezuela
>>68102332
>any CONCACAF team
>better than Paraguay
seriously having your own safespace confederation can make you dellusional
>>68104143
mexico is friendo
>>68090958
you should have rigged and refballed your way onto the final tbqh fampai
>>68104192
pls be bait
>>68104192
but USA isn't
>>68104030
are you a hundred percent positive about this bold statement??
>>68104143
St. Kitts and Nevis > best guay
>these copa america yuro times
>right when I fixed my sleep schedule
Fug.
I can only watch the first game.
I can
>>68104401
Are you a wagecuck or something?
>>68104401
eh, it's GMT -5:00, what did you expect mah man?
>>68092973
look at the baldy midfielder
basically that was USA in the match yesterday
>>68104444
No, neet, but I don't want to fuck it up again, I want to be able to have sunlight during the day. I struggle with this shit, lived like a literal vampire, didn't get to see the sun in weeks at a time. It gets really tiring after a while, just doesn't feel right.
I just hope I get to see some cool early games, Costa Rica vs Paraguay doesn't seem too bad.
>>68088433
>they wont if Paul Warrior is playing.
How's the situation with his club? Here in Perú the media only says that he's inactive
>>68104742
kek forgot about that
>>68104742
no idea why we still play that clown
>>68104742
Please tel me there's a closer angle of that.
>>68104143
we should merge concacaf and conmebol so you guys can humiliate us more often
>>68090949
I was talking with some asian friends the other day and they said that people in Hong Kong are a bunch of assholes, like the worst asians in existence, is that true?
>>68104934
no thats singapore, hong kong is just second worse
>>68092050
Argentina in suicide watch
>>68104932
honestly thats would be the only way to make USA a stronger team and at the same time give soccer some relevance there
>>68104742
Literally women's football-tier.
>>68093460
You don't know shit about soccer
>>68104934
Por experiencia personal te digo que los Coreanos son de lejos los peores. Al menos los Ponjas son limpios.
Los mejores serian los Viets.
>tfw no keylor
>>68088132
>Michael 'Lalas says that I'm world class' Bradley
What did he mean by this?
>>68101033
That's sort of racist tb qh
>Villar and Ortiz starters
we're fucked
>>68105057
Pero peores por qué? Qué los hace peores? Danos un ejemplo
>>68104975
it was painful
at some point in that match an argentine player asked to a bolivian striker to have mercy and not score anymore goals because it was ogre
>>68104988
Also merging libertadores with concacaf champions league tbqh
Would be pretty funny watching an mls team against an Argie club
>>68104742
I stoped watching the game after that. It was too much
>>68105108
hopefully Pemberton doesnt fuck it up
>>68105182
im not ok with this
it would result in a bigass tournament and would dragg for too much time with too many boring games in between
even the current Libertadores is too long, with lame ass matches in the groups round, normally starts to git gud on knockouts
>Thought Sky or BT would have the rights to this
>It's on """""""Premier Sports""""""""
>Literally a sports Channel i've never ever heard of or noticed before
wtf
>>68105150
Tirar basura en las calles (Si, lo hacen), drogarse, emborracharse, desnudarse y correr en Machu Picchu, sextourismo.
Si ves a un chino de mierda tirado en la calle en la mañana de un domingo, seguramente es un coreano. Son literalmente canada-tier.
>>68105116
you were fucked from the beginning don't kid yourself
>>68105341
>go to 'rojadirecta'
>pick a stream from there
>get comfy on your couch
>enjoy the Copa
ay ima need ya'll niggas to get a draw today. then we'll whoop the ticos' ass on tuesday.
thanks.
>>68102325
Decent team desu but is Patrick any good?
>>68105313
They can just let the shit clubs play in earlier rounds like they do in Europe.
No one will watch but at least it would give smaller clubs a chance to advance and MAYBE upset the bigger Brazilian/Argie clubs
Honestly, CONCACRAP champions league is just lol Mexico wins, anyway, so it would make things more interesting
>>68104988
Uh no
Why do you guys think you're relevant here?
>>68105424
I'm not sure, I know Leonel has a good rep but not sure about pemperton
All I know is that I've got 900$ on Costa rica sweep 2-0 so they better not fuck it up I know they can do it.
>>68105182
>Would be pretty funny watching an mls team getting completely wrecked 10-0 against an Argie club that spents all its savings just to get an US visa to get to the match
why would such horrible massacre be 'entertaining' to you
>>68105377
oh you
>>68105396
I can't wait to watch Costa rica wipe the floor with us, If fucking hate what the USA has become now with the shit coaching of klinsman and piss poor decision making. Seriously hope thaat when we get knocked off that it humbles everyone and makes them realize they need to do better to keep up in Russia
>>68105558
>why would such horrible massacre be 'entertaining' to you
because mlels is a cancer and i want to watch them get raped
>most american analysis of the usmnt is just whether the coach is doing a good job
come to think of it it reminds me of our medias political coverage - extremely simplified and missing the point.
>>68105424
hes been hit by el rayo paralizador a few times, but hes not that bad, still not Navas
>>68105632
I don't know if you realized this but we can't just go buy national team players
>>68105665
what's wrong with Navas btw? why doesn't he start
>>68105355
Te entiendo. Asà son los israelÃs acá. Tanto, que en la zona sur muchos hoteles y hostales derechamente rechazan hospedarlos (la gran mayorÃa, no uno que otro).
>>68105687
He got "injured" again
>>68105666
i have, but just endlessly changing coaches until positive results are reached isn't any more viable of a strategy. it just seems that way because it's easier than wholesale roster changes.
>>68105687
Fucked up heel since champions league.
>>68105777
oh yeah i remember that now
>>68105754
thanks
wahl's hand gesture technique is shit he looks so robotic
>>68105666
>implying
>'I'm pleased with the performance' - Klansmann
JUST
U
S
T
>>68105841
>Klinsmann’s post-match comments suggests he’ll stick with the same XI for Costa Rica on Tuesday
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2016/jun/04/us-soccer-copa-america-jurgen-klinsmann-options-colombia
sacked when
Argie tv just said "it seems there are a lot of central americans there, have you seen real americans there too"'oh yes i've seen like 4 or 5"
>>68105841
>everyone in the US shits on him if he speaks bluntly about the talent in the US and how the team does
>he switches it up to more generic speak that's common in other US sports, gets shit on anyway
make up your minds. I'd rather have him be honest.
>>68105666
>>68105763
>usa, millions and millions of citizens
>cant pick 11 that are good at playing football
>always getting its ass whipped by teams 1/50 of the size of the US, if not smaller
>>68105912
>muh population
Why aren't China and India dominating then?
>>68105885
ponelo en argento porque no se entiende
>>68105885
To be fair, I can't think of many Americans who sold get excited enough to go watch a match between Costa Rica and Paraguay.
>>68105912
Football talent is not evenly distributed/discovered/exploited around the world you colossal dimwit
>>68105973
usa id say because theyre obese, chinks because theyre chinks, and when have pajeets been good at anything other than poo in the loo?
>>68105986
Lo que están diciendo es que hay demasiados centro-americanos y sudacas pelotudos
>>68105973
because most chinese are doing slave work so you can get your iphones
and canadians spent most of their time apologizing for everything
>>68105973
I honestly think China will show some improvement in a few generations. The poos are without hope, however.
>>68105998
probably only a very small % even know about copa happening
>>68106026
Pajeets are pretty good at pakipaddle tbqf
>>68105998
stadium seems 2/3rds empty
i doubt many albirroja jerseys will be there, too far, visa too expensive, NT sucks, etc.
>>68105885
>real americans
im glad you recognize that americans = ppl from the usa
>>68105973
Infraestructure, just wait a few years and you will see China in the top 10, even the gov make mandatory football in schools
> empty stadium
what went wrong?
>>68106152
wutcha talkin' bout wills, plenty of costarricans in the lower seats
>>68106152
nobody cares + tickets too expensive
>>68105733
Total y completamente verdadero, las mujeres quieren tocar todo para saber si esta "fresco" (sin lavar sus manos antes) y los hombres tratan de regatear todos los precios, incluso en los wallmark ("lider" en Chile), solo algunos salvan, no hablan, GRITAN, van todo el dÃa drogados.
Los ingleses(estos resultan ser los mas bien portados, caballeros y damas todos) , los brasileros, los argentinos (con estos te puedes pasar la tarde bebiendo y mateando como debe ser, el tipo minimo esta una hora en el local, buena gente)
>>68106152
Uh
We don't give a fuck about this sport?
Plus the tickets are expensive as fuck
>>68106152
most of their fans got deported tbqh
>"Superstars" by American rapper Pitbull featuring Becky G is the official song of the tournament and both artists will perform the song during the Final.[39]
>>68106194
Isn´t in orlando?
>>68106187
>>68106194
how expensive are we talkin?
>>68106231
Fucking paying a utility bill to a small car loan expensive.
>>68106220
JUST
>>68105841
Tbf it was an even performance. Colombia only scored from a set piece and a penalty from a rare mistake
That girl carrying the flag is THICC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UBcF6n-skk
>supposed to be 100 degrees on the field
holy shit rip in piece
Why must this be fux sports.
>all these qts
>>68106308
There are some qts there for sure
>>68106313
the ticos are used to it, theyll win easy
TODOS DE PIE PARA EL HIMNO
WTF, they are zieg heiling?
>>68106231
No American wants to pay $150 to see Costa Rica vs Paraguay, esp in the swamp of Florida during summer
>>68106280
>Tbf it was an even performance
lmao no
>>68106308
there are a lot of fap material in these soccer matches
Joel Campbell can't even last 90 minutes in rainy England how's he gonna play in 100+ degree heat lol
>>68106381
Too bad we do not have thick sweaty female soccer copa america in lingerie.
wheres mah nigga keylor?
>>68106409
Ded
>>68106409
'injured'
a la mierda, justo el himno desde la parte aburrida
>>68106409
see >>68105777 >>68105754
Gold Cup has better stadium plans
I'm pulling for the US
What results gives us the best chance of advancing, even if it's just a small chance?
>>68106401
at least soapy soccer exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ex974W5eRA
>moment of silence for Muhammad Ali
YOUVE GOT TO BE SHITTING MEWITH
>>68106505
Colombia and Costa Rica... so far
ONE MINUTE OF SILENCE FOR MUHAMMAD ALI
>>68106505
0-0
>>68106531
What?
holy shit who decides the pricing for these games? there's no way you're going to fill the stadium with so much of orlandos population being service/tourism industry workers
http://www.ticketmaster.com/copa-america-centenario-costa-rica-orlando-florida-06-04-2016/event/22004F9EB5CB7961?
Ref looks like Wynalda
>>68106511
Sounds like something that was invented by Japan.
I do not know why they did not do it in a place in the US that has big soccer fans like LA or Seattle.Becuase, that stadium is empty.
>yellow card
>>68106609
dude, he made Ortiz fly away an' shi
50 shekels 0-0
>>68106571
I guess they picked it due to it being closest to SA and having a huge latino population. Problem is as you say, it is expensive,and Orlando is hot as fuck this time of day.
>>68106505
this game must be a tie, and US must win their next 2 games scoring at least 4 goals
>>68106607
search for it at jewtub im afraid if I link that shit here might get b&
PARAGUAY CANNOT HANDLE CONCACAF THUNDER
>>68106669
I gotcha. I heard what is going on here lately.
>>68106505
To early to say but a tie here means that the US winning the next two games guarantees qualification
>>68106511
Oh shit, I am so hyped for the brazi ecuador
>>68106837
Pretty pumped to see montero, he's an exciting player
>>68106837
>>68106942
what are the odds for that match? Brazil usually starts cold, then it gets better at the playoffs
How good is Paraguay desu lads?
Do their players have a lot of continental experience? Their counter-attacking looks pretty good so far.
>that dive
Oh my God lmao
I can't get into this semen-slurping sport
>>68104143
>argentina
>latino
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>>68107022
>How good is Paraguay desu lads?
pic related
>Do their players have a lot of continental experience?
their forwards do
the problem is at the defense
>>68107049
thanks, USA is white too
