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stuff that happened today:
rumours about pootinho to psg for £46m (kek)
giggs to leave manure because he actually wants to manage instead of being a leech for every single manure manager
villa appoint di matteo
koeman may or may not be going to everton
leicester sign zieler
sunderland bid £11 million for diafra sakho
bartra will probably go to dortmund for 8 million euros
slade has left his position as head of football at cardiff to probably go to charlton
>no gf to anon fc news
another summer alone it is then
Club football when
how do we stop koeman from going to everton lads
southampton don't deserve this punishment
A U O T J M T L S ?
>tfw no Tracer gf
>no staylor
>>68071159
It's your own fault lad. Your top girls prefer real men.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2218451/Emma-Watson-doubts-date-British-man-again.html
tfw no gf
>>68071209
>feminist cunt
>top girl
pick one m8
>>68071264
>>feminist cunt
Please remember that /trans/ is a feminist community.
Why are thunderstorms so comfortable
FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona
[BREAKING NEWS] @MarcBartra to leave @FCBarcelona More info soon #ThanksMarc #FCBLive
>>68071362
was bartra ever good
sold to dortmund
>>68071393
who knows, but his last 4 managers (poop, tito, martino, enrique) left him in the bench. I would have kept him
>>68071264
is that a sneeze
>>68071323
>you can hear thunder in the distance
>it's starting to smell like it's going to rain soon
>you can hear the first drops of rain
>suddenly it starts to rain heavily and you feel like the world is about to end
>it stops and there's beautiful silence and that after-thunderstorm smell
>mfw
I sometimes also listen to thunderstorm field recordings.
Avb to Southampton
Inter about to get (another,new) chink owner and interested in Yaya
Juve is interested in Kovacic
Napoli stopped to try to sign Vrasajlko because he's very close to join Atletico
>>68071425
rest in peace my homie tito
>>68071450
What happened to the Norwegian one? Thorofin or something?
>>68071442
There's a field recording general on /out/
>>68071451
at least he enjoyed winning a league in his last year, rip in peace
>>68071442
I agree, but at the same time, trepidation of a power surge to fry my computer.
>>68071362
oooooohhhh
>>68071472
>Norwegian
wut? He is from Thailand. It turned out he isnt as rich as it seemed and failed to improve the situation of the club so he gave up
>>68071393
Could be he's just never gotten the chance to prove himself. Could be that the reason for that, is because he's shit. I guess we'll see next season.
Kicker were the first to get a Dortmund rumour right. Been a while since that's happened.
>>68071362
Another child. Why do Dortmund do this?
>>68071099
hahahahahahha
arsenal have gone for vardy's release clause
>>68071474
Huh, nice. Thanks for the info.
>>68071484
Does it happen regularly? I think it's been ages since that happened here.
>>68071517
he's like 25
>>68071517
He's 25. That being said SportBild are saying their other transfer targets that are close to completion are a 22 year old and two 18 year olds.
adriano from barcelona to lazio, not official yet
>>68071524
not very wenger-like to go for one season wonders
meanwhile, Ronaldo makes his debut in WWE
https://twitter.com/realmadrid/status/738792385740607488
>>68071150
DDL
>>68071540
>>68071562
Was he ever a starter for any period of time though?
/confirmed/ here:
http://www.fcbarcelona.com/football/first-team/detail/article/marc-bartra-to-join-borussia-dortmund
https://twitter.com/StuartJamesGNM/status/738791141663989760
CHAT
https://twitter.com/StuartJamesGNM/status/738791141663989760?s=09
Understand that Arsenal have triggered the release clause in Jamie Vardy's contract. Leicester still determined to keep hold of him.
wot
13.Hours.The.Secret.Soldiers.of.Benghazi.2016.1080p.BluRay.x264.DTS-JYK.mkv
Not watching though
>>68071606
>SIIIIIIIIIUU
wenger should throw the kitchen sink at vardy
300k/w
>>68071610
only thing i remember from him desu
>>68071606
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68071649
his missus would make him take that
>>68071621
>>68071617
what? what????
>>68071606
>SIIIIIIIIIUU
we should have a /trans/ plugdj tbf
>>68071610
never a starter but he did get quite a few minutes, ~1800 per season until the last one where he only got 800. He could be good but he's too soft
Lads, we should uphold the tradition of OC in the OPs of /trans/
It was such a nice part of last summers /trans/ season
Vardy won't suit Arsenal at all the clause must be cheap
GOod move by Arsene Vardy is twice the player Giroud will ever be.
>>68071698
>fast as fuck
>lethal finisher
>hard working
would suit any team desu, literally the english suarez
>>68071698
wenger doesnt give a fuck anymore he's just going for meme magic to win him the league
>>68071717
Vardy is 29 years old. Doesn't seem like a Wenger signing.
>>68071711
>>68071717
>>68071727
he'll be warming the bench lads
why did leicester sign zieler
what's wrong with schmeichel
shiet it's true, what a faggot wenger is
>>68071698
he's basically welbeck with more meme and giroud slows down their attack too much
£22m
https://twitter.com/ed_aarons/status/738792022732050432?s=09
>>68071755
off to barca once ter stegen goes to city
>>68071766
wew
>>68071773
that's silly
there's no way schmeichel is going to barca
>>68071766
imagine what mahrez is gonna go for
>>68071766
What is wonga playing at
I would have expected vardy to stay but it must be a huge increase in wages and his last contract. More memes for next season
i said wenger should sign vardy last summer desu
bet he feels like a right mug for not listening to me
What logical reason is there for a player not to want to stay at Leicester and play cl? Just money?
>>68071679
Why not, do it.
>>68071811
>>68071826
yeah, only way i can see him going is for a big payday
he's 29 and played a large part of his career in non-league, there are much worse players who have far more money
>>68071826
money and the top club experience
>>68071826
Money and not being sure if the team will be able to perform similarly next season.
>>68071794
>go for a player
>player says yes
>tell to the fans that you tried but couldn't get the player you wanted, anyone else on the market isn't as good as the players you already have
I was hoping he'd stay and Lester would do a Forest
Oh well
>>68071766
NO N NO NONO NO NO FUCK THIS DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
He's 29, chav scum and his wife is a gold digger
Of course he's going
how much of a shitstorm will it be when he flops for arsenal?
>>68014241
>>68014241
AHAHA THEYRE IN MELTDOWN GET IN HERE AND LAUGH/BOO THESE CHOKERS
>>68071362
>MarcBartra
It's gotta hurt when you play central defender, and yet Barcelona still want to buy a central defender.
I'm not sure he fits arsenal's style
Who will Leicester replace him with la?
>>68071362
>#ThanksMarc
for what? What has he even done? He is literally a useless cunt, I'll never thank any professional footballer for doing their job on a stupid amount of money. People that need thanking are people who work goes unnoticed such as junior doctors who work overtime and save many people's lives for no reason other than their love for their job and humanity.
Fuck thanking footballers and fuck Jeremy Hunt whilst I'm at it.
Do people actually think this is happening?
Why?
>>68071927
trying too hard mate
just calm down and use your /brit/ patter, it's much more subtle and effective
>>68071891
SIGN SHIT GET BANGED
>>68071921
walcott in the mahrez deal
>>68071909
He scores goals
He fits any style
you just know arsenal fans will ruin the chat shit get banged meme
>le it means it will le happen
same with suarez
>>68071921
ahmed musa
>>68071965
well worth it
Is this going to be the meme rumour of the season?
>>68071945
i'm literally triggered by #ThanksMarc
he deserves nothing and it's not even like FCB care either they just wanted to get rid of deadwood. There are going to be arabs tweeting thanksmarc even though he has done fuck all to their life.
I'm actually starting to think football is a tool to stop class conciousness developing. I bet there's loads of kids out there who think they can make it as a footballer when in reality they have no fucking chance. This paragraph is irrelevant whatever.
Fuck thanksmarc tho
the signing of le spray the ball wide man makes sense now.
>vardy
>ozil
>sanchez
>ramsey
probably the best front 4 in world football
>>68071980
>ahmed musa
wew
Vardy isnt going anywhere everyone chill this sort of shit happens every offseason
Leicester unironically have more chance on win the CL next her than Arsenal
>>68072010
they were being sarcastic, reports said they didnt expect him to want out
>>68071927
>People that need thanking are people who work goes unnoticed such as junior doctors
kys
>>68072074
kek
>>68072027
>meme
>
>le go missing for ten games man
>sheep shagger
Vardy will turn down the contract when he realises how many muslims there are at arsenal
who /inlove/ here
>>68072029
he runs fast
>>68072118
He's right.
story picking up pace
https://twitter.com/TheSunFootball/status/738800300786634752
>>68072027
You're clearly not an Arsenal fan.
>>68072191
>the sun
Literally why post this?
>>68072195
i am, just playing the deluded fool
i rate ramsey though, best right winger at the club. he just can't play midfield
>>68072191
Must have been the impressive display against Portugal last night.
>>68072191
The story is true. You don't need a Sun link to add legitimacy to it. The question now lies with Vardy.
>>68072090
wat?
>>68072103
why say that man?
what's your problem with junior doctors?
if vardy refuses to join, will arselel and wenger become the laughing stock of the world? even more, I mean
the guardian is not reliable
>>68072300
can you cunts take Bellerin before he becomes too comfy here?
someone needs to tell to FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>68072131
Any updates?
>>68072300
pretending its true
they wouldnt have activated it without approaching him
>>68072280
>>68072318
>this fat cunt is back
I love summers on /sp/
>>68072318
I'm just hoping they completely forget about him
>>68072329
they did with suarez
>>68072356
and him not wanting to go wasn't the issue
>>68072357
Arse man are you vards?
>>68072348
arsenal are only inevitably going to be fucked over by barca again. we all know it.
they're a selling club now, they sold their best goalkeeper for well over a decade to us >for free
>>68072300
Why?
He's with the champions.
>>68072325
me to her interior is in talk. deal to be completed soon
>>68071658
His wifes kids need the money
>>68072396
true mate
>>68072377
He made it quite clear he wanted to join Arsenal.
He just wanted out of Liverpool and wanted CL football. He was desperate at that point, would've joined anyone who had their bid accepted. Arsenal were the ones trying to do it. He would've joined but Liverpool rejected the bid.
>>68071127
gf turns down transfer to Anon FC to stay with the under -13 team.
>All those people watching sidemen vs yt all stars
Leciester will just sign the Spanish Vardy (Lucas Perez) or the Italian Vardy (Lapadula) if he's sold anyway. Mahrez and Kante are far better and more important
article up
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/03/jamie-vardy-leicester-arsenal-trigger-release-clause?CMP=share_btn_tw
>>68072418
wrong reply la
>>68072329
Well, it could it be Vardy's agent coming up with a nice story to convince Leicester to give him a new, fatter, contract.
>>68071921
Immobile
Barcelona reportedly interested in Pjanic.
>>68071921
slimani
>>68072436
>Lucas Perez
>couldn't even do it at PAOK
lel
>>68072418
>suarez would still have been at Arsenal rn if Liverpool let him go
why couldn't the selfish cunts let Suarez go? Fucking hate Liverpool man, they've indirectly eroded the supremacy of the BPL. Same with Jewspur and Bale.
>Vardy goes to Arsenal
>gets injured
You all know it will happen like this.
Vardy only signed a new pretty big contract recently. If he's being a Jew about it he can fuck off to Arsenal. Leicester scouting team will inevitably find another GOAT
>>68072451
if i were his agent wanting to make something up then id use counter attacking mou at super rich united
>>68071562
Emre Mor, Orel Mangala and Raphael Guerreiro?
SSN say they would like talks with Leicester
My sides
>>68072536
Yeah. With Guerreiro they're close to agreeing a deal. Mor and Mangala were just listed as 'supposed to be coming', but there seems to be something there.
>>68072393
Neato.
>>68072472
Has he recovered from the bullying?
>>68072531
Maybe United weren't interested while Arsenal got baited.
Lel Bartra, one of those shit players everyone thinks is amazing because Muh Barca.
>26
>Only 130 games
>>68072503
Arsenal's fault for only bidding £40,000,001
>>68072563
Well apparently Torino aren't buying, so I'm guessing he was bullied out of there too.
>>68072561
Supposedly there is also Rode which would be a shit signing for 15mil.
>>68072575
Literally no one rates him
>>68072575
Well he did have Puyol, Pique, Mascherano etc. ahead of him.
just remembered skybet's vardy to arsenal odds blew up a few hours ago how do people find out about this shit hours before media
Thought Dortmund would have a semi decent chance of winning the Bundeslelga next season, what with Ancelotti being so shit in leagues.
But replacing Hummels with a Barcelona reject??
>>68072575
>academy produces a batch of GOATs
>suddenly everyone hypes up Barca's academy as the best in the world
>every talent that comes out afterwards is hyped up to be 'the next Iniesta' or 'the next Xavi'
>does fuck all and gets sold
Same thing literally happened to United. Barca youth is horrendously overrated.
>>68072597
I think kicker said 15 million including bonuses. So more like 10, and if it reaches 15, he'd be worth it.
>>68072563
Rainieri will fix him.
I swear he can be a fantasic, albeit clumsy, striker when he wants to.
>>68072383
You givin' me batty chirps bro? You callin' me a whammer?
>>68072658
United's youth is only overrated because they're mostly English.
>>68072658
even if they're not churning out Iniesta-tier players every year i'm sure they produce way more players who actually have a future in top flight football than the average academy
Barcelona put up a video with all alves goals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBf20Olvl00
As an ABA I think Vardy would be an excellent signing but I am reassured that no matter who Arsenal sign, Wonga's incompetence and lack of a backbone will always prevail
lmao
> Liverpool offered the player £140,000 a week, but Arsenal are in pole position because the clause is only available to Champions League clubs.
Read more: http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Arsenal-trying-sign-Jamie-Vardy-120-000-week/story-29357361-detail/story.html#ixzz4AXpkFzC9
>>68072770
>lesta are ABL's
shameful
>>68072788
leicester cant be ab themselves you idiot
>>68072770
>lelverpool
>>68072788
>lesta are ABL's
Who isn't? Even Liverpool are ABL's
most hated team in the league for sure?
Quick lads, I need a made up rumour.
>>68072788
abl = any one but Leicester now mate
Wonga is going all panic buy this window to compete with Pep and Mouyes, isn't he?
>>68072770
BTFO
>>68072871
agent jack eliminated drinkwater and now has vardy all to himself
>>68072892
liverpool offering vardy £140,000 a week
>>68072892
arsenal signing schmeichel for 25m
>>68072903
I think he is genuinely worried that the competition for top 4 will be too strong.
Manure and Chelsea won't want to finish outside for another season.
>>68072892
Javi Martinez to Everton
>>68072892
Depay to Everton
bbc confirmed
brace yourselves
LEL
>>68072892
That you're straight and don't in fact suck dick on a regular basis
>>68072968
Chelsea won't be near top 4 m8
West ham triggered it 2 weeks ago, what is the fucking fuss about
Who comfy relegation here ?
>Steven "England youth captain" Taylor is gone
>Lewis Cook + Will Hughes + some random west ham England youth player IN
>Rolando Aarons wasn't on his last year of his contract afterall
Feels good
RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA RAFA
>>68073048
west ham bid but were rejected
clause is for cl clubs
a bit odd considering leicester are in the cl
>tfw all the sanctimonious muh racism arselel fans will kill themselves when vardy signs
>>68073080
i love vardy
can only wish we had signed up terry when he was available on a free
>>68073018
>>68073024
Vardy has already aggressively said he wants to stay at Leicester. I highly doubt he'll move anywhere. Just got married and bought a house in Melton.
>>68072892
Joel Campbell to Swansea for £8m
>>68072903
>implying either of those guys are gonna do well
They've fallen for le sign all the players maymay. If Wonga does the same he's destined for the same fate.
If he signs one more first team player after Jamie (or whoever the striker ends up being) he's sorted.
>>68073069
Lewis Cook is a good shout, he should try and get Reece Burke on loan
>>68073116
they are offering to double his salary
hard to turn down
>>68073069
>tfw rafa signing helped with the pain
>>68073122
gazidis just said we are going to sign about 3 players
so after vardy probably a centre half to bench koscielelny
>>68073069
Rafa is the best thing to happen to your club in ages.
Do you think you'll keep most of the first team or have any asked to leave yet?
>>68073145
> Offering Vardy, a 29 year old, 180k a week
Bollocks. Nice source anyway pal.
>>68073145
they say here >>68072770
he wants 120k/w for 4 years
Scottish women absolutely btfo
>>68072595
Poor guy.
>>68072678
I want to believe.
is bbc alba in welsh?
weird ass language
>0-4
How many goals will he score next season?
Will he be doing it in a Wigan or Leeds shirt?
>all this vardy talk
>no one notices essien to united
>>68073296
Lestah shirt
>>68073278
its in scottish gaelic, a meme language no one uses
>>68073333
I feel like I should be understanding what he's saying, but then I listen better and don't
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36450106
LMAO
Sky Sports say there's no release clause
Whole deal falls apart if that's true
>>68073018
>>68073024
>>68073048
Is Jamie Vardy a pokemon?
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11712/10198458/jamie-vardy-signs-new-leicester-city-contract-until-2019
>Arse
I don't want Vardy anywhere near my team. He's a one-season wonder and old anyway. Would rather sign Lukaku.
>>68073047
t.manure/liverpoo fan
>>68073493
what part of Islington are you from lad?
>>68072216
You're kidding right
Ramsey is awful on the wing
>>68073176
Rafa came out and said he has had a few asked to leave but that he has had alot more say they'll stay.
The players leaving will most likely be wijnaldum, sissoko, coloccini, Janmaat and possibly Krul.
Basically all the players who gave up last year bar Krul who had an ACL.
For the first time since Andy Carroll we have quite a few promising youth players who could play in the first 11
Adam Armstrong
Rolando Aarons
Freddie Woodman
Kevin Mbabu
Callum Roberts
Jamie Sterry
Gael Bigirimana
And surprisingly they are all ENGLISH*
>>68073591
>Rolando
>Mbabu
>Bigirimana
Classic English names
>>68073617
Racist
isn't this vardy thing exactly the kind of thing that could start the chain leading to the fall in france.. there's always something
>>68073417
it's suarez all over again
except liverpool let it slip
>mfw 22,000,001 bid
>>68073617
mbabu is >swiss
and was pretty decent when he played
>>68073591
>And surprisingly they are all ENGLISH*
Mbabu isn't though.
>>68073069
>shitcastle being delusional enough to believe lewis cook will leave for a team outside the premiership if any
top kek
>>68073678
Based Romanian Leeds fan appears.
>>68073617
2 Jamaican born I believe and Bigirimana is from Burundi but they are declared to play for England although Bigirimana may have changed his nationality back last I heard.
>>68073705
Mbabu is second generation Cameroonian. He's not declared for England.
>>68073704
I understand him leaving with that fucktard in charge but come on,fuckin Newcastle?
12 clubs currently in the Premier League have been linked with him in the past 5 weeks, why the fuck would he go to Newcastle instead?
Hopefully Garry Monk will get the time, treatment and money he deserves and Lewis Cook and the rest of the academy guys continue their development home.
>>68073202
that article also says he is on 60k atm
so double the salary
>>68074011
anything mentioning 60k is wrong, he's on 80k rn
>>68074051
well if they are wrong about that then they can easily be wrong about the offered wage
arsenal pay 140k to walcott, not farfetched they could offer vardy more
>>68073796
remember when lelds fans said they were too big for this league
now they have become this league
newcastle are a big club known outside of the north of england so will go straight back up like a big team should.
>>68073296
He'll be replacing vardy m8
He's the only striker with enough meme magic
>>68074091
sure thing bredren,we'll see who's laughing in a year
>>68074109
good point
do leeds own their own stadium and training facilities yet?
Arsenal embarrassing themselves again
no rumours about ManU? shit i'm afraid of another shit season for us.
>>68074151
No, the fucktard italian ain't buying them because the dirt poor arab niggers GFH still have a 30 percent stake in the club, so they would be making a profit despite having absolutely no clue in how to run a fucking corner store, let alone football club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgnPHQrkGb0
David Haigh provides a pretty entertaining description on just how retarded those morons were.
>>68074225
we're buying pjanic lad
>>68074248
also some talk about Gameiro. Pjanic would actually be great and replace Mata.
>>68074400
umm I have exams to study for so yeah, don't group me with these losers :/
>>68074225
Wait until after the Euros, then >we'll be linked to every single player that puts in a performance better than 4/10
>"Oh hey Anon, didn't notice you back there. What's the newest transfer rumours?"
https://twitter.com/SkyFootball
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH
>>68074535
my willy to your bums in a few minutes if you keep that up
>>68074535
Martinez to Liverpool has been confirmed
>Sky Sources
>manatees in a tank
>>68074562
You're cute
>>68071099
Gotze to Spurs
>Copa America kicks off tonight
>3.30 am
Fug
I want to watch but it's way too late
>>68074603
The kickoff times are hilariously bad for us
>>68072523
I think a lot of people were expecting his hamstrings to snap at some point after Xmas, especially with his rapid breaks.
He probably got away lucky but I could see it happening next season if he tries to do the same over more games
>>68074400
>>68074400
>tfw your Thursday night antics got you banned from your favorite bar
Who here has the most fancy view out of his window?
Koeman wont leave Soton, right?
>>68074673
Southampton are probably planning to sell his players again
>>68074658
I can see my neighbour's garden. Not too fancy 2bh.
>>68074644
Madman
>>68074658
I can see the Basilique of Montmartre from my window. won't show you though
>>68074707
Okay
>>68074698
Okay
>>68074690
stop talking about stuff you know nothing about, paddy
>>68074644
>>68074400
>tfw didnt even know it was friday night and havent left the house or talked to friends in 2 years
should probably sell coutinho
then again they would probably buy shit with it
>>68074729
Who are (tsuuuuuuuuuuu) ?
>>68074658
i used to see the mountains from mine then they built a block of flats across the street
>tfw existencial sunset smoke is not the same anymore
>>68074780
Met any good people from those flats?
>>68074807
anyone have that .gif of bog sim in the flat
>>68074856
okay.
>>68074839
The "u mad" one?
>>68074839
No, but I have this
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.emgames.bogsim&hl=en
>get invited by bog sim the legend
>arrive at his lot
>see this
Your response?
>>68074887
just post it
>Liverpool Vardy rumours FALSE
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-not-chasing-leicester-city-11426563
>>68074400
>How to spot the NEET
It's exam season, you moron, the name of the weekday means nothing
Party was yesterday
>>68074933
das it
das it
>Sky sources: #ManchesterUnited WILL sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic on one-year deal. Andy Burton on #SSNHQ next with full story. Online shortly too
http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/676703/Arsenal-Transfer-News-Antonio-Colak-Hoffenheim-Agrees-Personal-Terms
vardy was just a smokescreen la
>>68075031
>7 goals in 25 in the german championship
lol?
>>68075098
When Danny Welbeck returns it will be like a new signing.
>>68074940
>damage control this early
>>68075065
Not really mad tho, more like amused
>>68075142
Oh boy
>>68075142
who are these people?
>>68075142
they got reus a new boyfriend
>>68075141
alri
>>68075153
Watzke, Zorc & Bartra
>>68075153
Bartra, Zorc and Watzke.
At least they dropped that awkward threeway handshake thing they had going on.
What did he mean by this?
>>68075142
Implying he wukk be able to handle the Dortmund city life. You can't go from Barcelona to Dortmund. He will be back in Spain in no time
>>68075173
Legend haha
>>68075173
chat shit get banged
>>68075173
Why is he always so angry?
>>68075173
lel
>>68075220
wife got B L A C K E D
Zlatan confirmed to united
ZLATAN CONFIRMED
IT'S OGRE
MOURINHO + ZLATAN + UNITED
THE HOLY TRINITY OF ARROGRANCE
HOLY SHIT /SP/ IS GOING TO BE ON SUICIDE WATCH ALL SEASON
Old Trafford retirement home lol
Kane>>Ibrahimovic
>yfw zlatan gets exposed on Flaccidcao levels
how will zlatan do? he's halfway between legend (in his mind) and meme
>>68075220
Cause the brits stole his fathers land
>>68075267
inb4 butthurt ABUs claim that signing a player who has just come off of a 50+ goal season will be a flop
>casually walk through town
>see this
Your response?
Ibra is literally incredible. Bit scared lads
>>68075321
Kane could get 60 goals in Ligue 1
>>68075293
lmfao
zlatan > suarez
no seriously, he's literally objectively a superior footballer than suarez
>>68075321
>liegue un
>>68075334
his wife is just so perfect
>>68075255
>>68075267
source?
>>68075267
WE'VE ALREADY WON
JUST LOOK AT IBRA'S LEAGUE RECORD
LMAO
>POOP
MOURINHO THE NEW FERGIE BUT WILL DOUBLE HIS TROPHY COUNT
>>68075220
He is a typical paddy cunt
>>68075334
Fugg that is some tacky shit.
>>68075364
skysports. Can't be asked to link
I'm actually fucking bricking it. Mourinho + Zlatan is a recipe for absolute domination. Along with Martial and Rashford do they actually have the best front three in the world?
Only team I can think of that comes close to that is Barca with Neymar, Suarez, Messi.
>>68075220
because he's irish
but it's a fake quote
>>68075364
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/738838865184755714
>>68075187
>wukk
de sargon
>>68075255
>>68075267
Interesting.
>>68075142
he doesn't look like a person
>>68075378
>Can't be asked
>asked
>>68075378
so bollocks then?
ABUS ALREADY ON SUICIDE WATCH
HAHAHAHHA
>h-he's old
>v-vardy will bang them in
Zlatan on Depay should be fun
>>68075384
>Along with Martial and Rashford do they actually have the best front three in the world?
only time will tell but on paper it's the best in the world, providing rashford continues to score at the rate he has been already with improvements
>>68075384
K A L
a..l..a
n..l..m
e..i..e
.......l
.......a
>>68075409
Which one?
>>68075414
fuck off swiss monkey
>>68075423
>this aba damage control
>Sky's Zlatan story is via Andy Burton, who appears to have excellent connections to Mourinho. Lots of stories recently. Jose likes Sky.
Interesting. Perfect stopgap imo, can't rely on Rashford to be our main striker after all, and getting someone young will hinder his progress. Hopefully Mou's ego overshadows Zlatan's and Zlatan won't try to take control of everything.
>it's a manurefags get excited like when they signed falcao episode
>>68075434
well, the germans look supremely german, bartra looks like he's wearing a halloween mask
>b-b-b-but United are finished
>it's all o-over since fergie left
>m-mourinho is finished too because of one bad 3 month spell, his t-t-t-t-treble wins and league titles in every country mean nothing
>rashford is too young
>zlatan is t-too old
>martial is t-t-too black and pacey to be good
ABU's on suicide watch
>Zlatan
>Martial on the left an Rashy on the right
who can stop us ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVhSjdDYjgA
>>68071159
Mercy better
>>68075468
Enjoy another 'transition' season fuckbag. The united retirement home is growing though
>>68075457
bit different to be fair, falcao suffered a career ending injury and wasn't particularly impressive in the few games he played for monaco. ibra just had his best scoring season ever, but it is >ligue un so who knows
>two egomaniacs at manure
>rushturd's career over
>Martial still getting ruined on the wing
bueno
>>68075468
we're back mate
get ellie on the phone
>>68075471
teams that can double on the rb
>>68075496
tbf zlatan still looks in good shape
>>68075457
>Falcao
11 goals in 20 games
>Zlatan
113 goals in 120 games
i'll let you spot the difference
>>68075479
>Healsluts
>>68075530
pure senpai
I'm in tears lads
Laughing my head off at these abus
God is good. Masallah mufc brothers
>>68075475
>The clock
Zlatan
>The man
Manchester United
>The clock falling to the ground
Manchester United in the season 2016-2017
>The woman at the end coming to see what it is
Ferguson
>>68075475
>Wenger starts Rosicky
>>68075578
Arsenal still losing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTVspy43xxI
>Arselel going down the Bayern route of simply trying to destroy their rivals through signing their best player
Sickening.
Is Rashford career in utd over?
OFFICIAL BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD POWER RANKINGS
1. de Gea
2. Messi
3. Martial
4. Zlatan
5. Ronaldo
6. Suarez
7. Smalling
8. Iniesta
9. Bale
10. Rashford
>>68075619
Should have joined Spurs and become a GOAT. Now he will be loaned out to Port Vale
>>68075619
Yeah. He should go to Spurs
>>68075619
Bit like saying "Is Messi's career over?" when Suarez signed for Barca.
No it's not over, it's about to get a whole lot better.
>>68075384
The worst part is I don't think I can even convince myself that this is bait.
somebody out there in the world actually thinks that a washed up old narcissist, a tender young GOAT and some shitty nigger that can't run for more than one half and had his club pay his way onto the NT is actually a top ten offensive trio in the world
>>68075619
no he'll play on the right wing or be a sub, ibra only here for one year to win the title
also rashford started as a winger desu
Fuck sake ABU-bros.
NOT FUCKING IBRA...
What the fuck do we do now ABU-bros?!?!
First Mourinho... now Ibra... Utd are fucking back...
I'm crying, ABU-bros... THEY CAN'T BE BACK
>This time yesterday
Zlatan is too good for United, he'll join an actual big club, keep dreaming
>Now
HAHA enjoy your useless piece of shit I never rated him, this just shows how small you are
loving this shitposting right now desu lads
Quality falseflagging, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9tQO2lCksA
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER
>>68075664
>also rashford started as a winger desu
And so it begins
>>68075526
>falcao's numbers when having a career ending injury mid season
meh
If you want to compare quality, his stats in liga a year earlier 52 goals 68 games, in a tougher league and without a team miles above the rest dedicated to him. Before the injury he was top
>>68071921
A literally fucking who from the French 3rd division for £300k who will score 20 league goals next season
>>68075663
>Washed up
Just scored 51 goals including 8 in the Champions League m8.
>Shitty nigger
Took him 120 seconds to score for England in his debut game m8.
>Top ten
It's top one.
Seriously, who has a better front line than that? Barca, I'll give you that. Madrid? Doubt it. Bale and Ronaldo are quality but Benzema is nowhere near the likes of Martial and Rashford.
>>68075701
he did floppo
>>68075608
literally every big club in the world buys players from weaker teams in its own country. Like literally every single one
Bayern are played up as the bad guys because they actually have the best organization behind the players they buy and they win with them, and because internet contrarians want to justify their inferiority complexes via dirtmund, literally by far the second richest team in Germany
>>68075749
bayern are the most organised club in the world desu
>>68075713
wow this is unreal Liverpool tier delusion lad
>>68075749
>Bayern are played up as the bad guys because
they consistently sign players from the #2 in their league, killing the bundesliga
>>68075684
>The girl
ABUs
>The mob
United 2016/2017
>>68075710
desu, I know Falcao was quality, what I'm trying to demonstrate is that Falcao was finished when United bought him. Zlatan on the other hand just had his best ever season.
>>68074535
7, 2, 4, 1, 3, 8, 6, 5
I love ugly old birds
>>68075788
>killing the bundesliga
>bailing out their top rivals financially and only buying players halfway out the door already
>>68075749
>Leicester
>weaker team than Arselel
>>68075749
big clubs do it with taste
i mean, Vardy doesn't suit Arsenal at all
they want him so he doesn't score for Lester
>>68075749
>>68075863
>responding
>>68075863
>bailing out their top rivals financially
They literally signed Lewandowski for free. I'm done chewing on this terrible bait.
>>68075658
lol
>>68075807
oh you're right lel
>>68075863
bayern a gud boi, he dindu nuffin
You are now aware that Manchester United have an unbelievably stacked squad on paper, and that van Gaal was the one reason that stopped it from competing on Barcelona levels of dominance.
de Gea - best in the world
Shaw - best in the world when he's not got a broken leg
TFM - future GOAT
Smalling - best in the world
Schweinsteiger - best CM in the world
Schneid - best DM in the world (inb4 muh busquets, no in a REAL league, Schneiderlin is superior)
Herrera - think peak Fabregas/Iniesta but better, that's what you'll see with Mourinho
Martial - do I need to say it? the GOAT
Rashford - you've seen it for yourself top 5 striker in the world
Zlatan - best in the world
Depay - next Ronaldo, just watch this space, under Mou he'll be godly
Oh fuck, it's this guy again.
is pretending to be a united fan the best form of shitposting?
>>68075987
>Mfw this is likely a sad desperate Loserpool fan trying to shift the deluded tag to United fans
>>68076022
He's extremely dedicated, if it is.
>>68075987
im a united fan but thanks for the good laugh mate
we'll still win the league
>>68075384
barca is best
madrid is second
united third
>>68072653
Hummels is only good for opening plays with great passes. Hes average at best at CB.
Bartra is a Barca youth academy product. He was born to pass.
This is good news.
>>68076007
falseflagging is always the best form of shitposting
>goat shitposting threads in pre flag era /sp/
>>68076007
Well, might be second to Scouse posting la
>>68075987
De Gea = Lloris
Shaw<Rose
Mensah<Walker
Smalling<<Alderweireld
Schweinsteiger<<<Dier
Schneiderlin<<<<<Dembele
Herrera<<<<<<<<<<Alli
Martial<Eriksen
Rashford<<Kane
Depay<<Lamela
You only listed one CB but whoever it is<<<<Vertonghen
>>68076110
>De Gea = Lloris
Stopped reading there.
>>68075987
>de Gea - best in the world
Agreed.
>Shaw - best in the world when he's not got a broken leg
Agreed.
>TFM - future GOAT
We'll find out, but not yet. Could be better than Pogba, could fizzle out to nothing. Too early to say.
>Smalling - best in the world
One of the best, but not THE best. Top 3 CB though IMO.
>Schweinsteiger - best CM in the world
Lol no. Not anymore.
>Schneid - best DM in the world (inb4 muh busquets, no in a REAL league, Schneiderlin is superior)
No. Busquets is better. Schneiderlin is decent but not great on the ball and is slow as fuck with passing. Defensively he might be the best DM though.
>Herrera - think peak Fabregas/Iniesta but better, that's what you'll see with Mourinho
Nope.
>Martial - do I need to say it? the GOAT
World Class player but not GOAT.
>Rashford - you've seen it for yourself top 5 striker in the world
Nope. Not yet.
>Zlatan - best in the world
One of the best. But Jury is still out if he can translate his mickey mouse league form into the Premier League.
>Depay - next Ronaldo, just watch this space, under Mou he'll be godly
Lmao. Nope. But I agree Mourinho will either get the best out of him (Probably Nani/Robben tier) or he'll be out on his arse by December at the latest.
>>68076110
>his team came third in a two horse race
>>68076070
Ayy
>>68076004
One of my favourites. He's been doing for so long he might have convinced himself by now.
>>68076110
>de Gea = Lloris
And you blew it. The trick is to start off realistic then troll later on after you have the attention of the reader you fucking n00b. No troll the whole way through.
>>68075912
yeah cause lewy needed no persuasion to go, Bayern didn't rip him out of their cold dead hands
Im talking about when they loaned them money out of the goodness in their hearts to save them from financial collapse, read it about it you mong
>>68076093
flags don't effect it
see flip and phoneman
>>68076051
even more so if it's zombie purgs
>>68075749
>weaker
>>68076128
>by December at the latest.
stopped reading there
>>68071921
Auba he's sublime
>>68076423
That's where everyone stops reading.
>>68076156
Holy fuck you have no idea what youre talking about.
What actually happened:
>I want to go to Bayern
>ok, you have 1 year left on your contract well sell you
>Bayern doesnt make an offer, instead promises Lewy cash, if he waits out his contract
>1 year later Lewy joins Bayern for free
Neck yourself you hockeynigger.
>vardy to arsenal
>zlatan to united
ABSOLUTE
MADMEN
>>68076739
>zlatan against English sides
Kek. What a stupid signing
>>68076836
should be laffs seeing an elderly man get torn to shit by the likes of michael dawson and lee cattermole
>>68076836
yeah im sure he's gonna struggle against bournemouth and watford m8
>>68076948
He'll probably struggle against Southampton and West Ham who would easily finish second in Ligue 1
>>68076644
Good gimmick.
>>68077017
The same West Ham that needed penalties to beat a team from Malta?
What is their endgame?
>>68077154
>West Ham haven't improved since then
>>68077154
The difference being Zlatan will have to play against the first team instead of reserves.
>>68077187
That's decent cover?
>>68077312
>2 CBs in the entire squad
>decent
>>68077312
Exactly, they haven't attracted good defenders for years.
>>68077187
They're buying Marquinhos.
>>68077187
They want Huth+Morgan. But they can't have it.
>>68077359
>Pique
>Mascherano
>Vermaelen
>Mathieu
>2
ok
>>68077377
Barca's gameplan never includes any actual defensive fase... Get settled on their half, and they're average at best. They do not consider CBs as particularly important
>>68077438
oh I thought it was listing mathieu as a RB, and its got a transfer ring around vermaelen so I thought he was getting sold
>>68075267
>THE HOLY TRINITY OF ARROGRANCE
>>68076644
>let's maneuver into the best possible position for ourselves
t. every player, agent and club ever
Holy shit apparently Pep wants 10 new players.
Shitty are gonna fall for le sign all the players maymay aren't they?
This is gonna be hilarious.
Imagine being a football manager and thinking signing 10 new players in one summer would actually work.
>conte wants shit serie A players
we're really going to become a midtable team arent we
>>68077479
They did list Mathieu as a LB, but that was a failed experiment for Barca. He used to be a LB at Valencia, but is deployed only central for Barca, after some less than average performances at LB
Vermaelen is just up for sale if anyone wants to put in a decent bid, but I don't think anyone would consider a permacrocked has-been, so he's probably staying
I'm really surprised Koeman is in talks with Everton.
He's got a good thing going for him at Southampton and he could probably go up to a bigger club next season. Everything's in place for him there, would be such a silly move.
>>68077617
>letting Conte chose players
Have you seen the callups for our NT?
Barca have the best starting 11 in the world but their overall squad is shit and has no depth. They are really atrociously managed and that will show eventually.
>>68077704
Why does everyone keep leaving Southampton? I mean why the fuck did Lallana, Clyne and Lovren go to Liverpool, they'd have improved more if they stayed.
>>68077617
Rudiger is garbage, but Koulibaly is all right. They should strive for an older defender, though, as they have Christensen coming back in a year.
>>68077839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
>>68077782
>best starting 11 in the world
Not at all, their front trio is just that amazing. Pique and Busquets are world class, Iniesta is winding down with age catching up to him, the rest are pretty average.
They are deep in debt though. Apparently they're struggling to renew Neymar's deal due to financial reasons
>>68077839
Yeah, it's strange because it seems players are tied down now.
Van Dijk has signed a 6 year extension. Forster and Ward-Prowse have signed 5 year extensions. Who's gonna leave this summer?
Mane? Maybe. Wanyama? He's atrocious anyway who cares if he fucks off.
Speaking of which Wanyama is Southampton's biggest dirty secret. He's a fairly highly rated player and big clubs seem to want him but he's actually really really bad. Like godawful.
>>68077704
This. If he just waits until Wonga retires then he'll be odds on to take the Arsenal job if he can continue to guide Southampton to top half finishes.
>>68077896
Truth, Wanyama is absolutely atrocious. Bad discipline, bad attitude, stupid, reckless and tactically inept
>>68077882
They also have to find funds for the stadium makeover. Something's gotta go at Barca.
>>68077842
he wants candreva when we have better options already, we dont need a 30 year old winger with 10 goals in serie A
Which Turkish players do you want in BPL senpai?
>>68078115
>emmanuel mayuka
>ended up in egypt
ayy lmao
>>68077896
This team could have made top 4 this season
------------------Forster
Clyne---Alderweireld---Fonte---Shaw
-----------Davis---Ward-Prowse
------Lallana---Tadic---Mane
-------------------Pelle
Subs: Steklenburg, Bertrand, Lovren, VVD, Wanyama, Austin, Long
I know Toby was on loan but they were trying to buy him. They used some money for replacements of course but they wouldn't have needed them all anyway.
>>68078115
None, we don't like turkroaches in Europe.
I really, really like this.
>>68078723
I thought that said BETYEAST for a second there.
>>68078723
>be tea St
What does that mean that by this?
>>68078723
>dkrrwwent corrals doe rhe awag shirt and home shirt
>>68078723
those are clean as fuck.
>>68078851
u wot m8
>>68078831
its where everyone in wales goes for tea
>>68078888
Damn nice numbers lad, you do that on purpose?
>>68077882
>Pique is world class
Sorry but this has literally never been true. Nor has he even made the top 10 world CBs at any time in his career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yzvCvG5HM8
>>68079728
>Slightly blacking up to play Rio
kek
>Silvio Berlusconi: "Communist Chinese used to eat their babies, boil them up during the famine. And I'm supposed to give #ACMilan to them?" [footballitalia]
B A S E D
Yfw Rafael, Di Maria, RVP, Nani and Hernandez get CL football and United dont
Same for Kagawa, Evra and Welbeck,
>>68073591
Don't forget Jack "Judas" colback finally being at a level to suit his talents. Can ply his trade with a bit of confidence. Next Joey Barton after a season in the champ.
has liverpool signed suarez yet?
>>68086205
They'll only consider it if the Javi Martinez deal falls through
Redmond to Stoke almost done
have i signed a gf yet?
>>68092793
Mark Hughes for England desu
>>68092851
>>68092851
new thread you fucking runts
>>68080003
literally /int/ banter tier
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