Seattle:
Aoiki CF
Smith LF
Cano 2b
Cruz RF
Seager 3b
Lind 1b
Ianetta C
Sardinas SS
Miley P
San Diego:
Jay CF
Myers 1b
Kemp RF
Solarte 3b
Upton LF
Norris C
Ramirez SS
Rolaes 2b
Rea P
Go Mariners
goms
>>68054532
Bae Ho Lee with Baemax
>>68054603
That fuckin eye
Alright M's. Let's win this one boys.
Ichiro is 35 hits from 3,000.
pls win
don't worry bros Miley is elite
Rea walks a lot of people. Mariners need to continue to be patient and grind out long at bats.
let's go M's
Give me a break ump
Cool, ump starting off shitty.
not a strike
YOU FUCKING COCK EYED UMPIRE
ITS WHERE THE BALL CROSSES THE PLATE
NOT WHERE IT ENTERS THE CATCHERS MITT
Mariners Strike Zone @MarinersUmp 1m1 minute ago
Call hurts #Mariners
Strike 3 should be ball 2
Top 1 Rea vs Aoki
28% call same
1.6in from edge
where is everyones game? want to see how far behin my stream is
>>68054987
1-2 PITCH TO CANO
>>68054987
Watching on mlb.tv
count right now is
0-1
THIS JUST IN
HOME PLATE UMPIRE IS A AAA CALL UP REPLACEMENT UMPIRE.
FIRST EVER DOMINICAN UMPIRE IN MLB
>>68054999
wew i am a couple pitches behind
>>68055004
thats around me
>>68055004
worst thing about mlb.tv is the minute and a half delay. I've had like every walkoff this season and maybe half the dingers spoiled for me
>>68055025
Making the Dominican look bad.
CANO
lets go nelly.
>>68055034
Yeah you're alright. you're watching behind 2 delays, with mlb.tv and then the bootleg stream
Tooted and booted it.
>>68055080
the delay is the reason i havnt bought mlb.tv desu
I'll take it.
Nelly didnt expect the pitcher to cut it off.
Shit baserunning for the M's lately
SEAGER
Bad play Cruz
>>68055145
I got mine for free with the tmobile thing. and i just use unlocator trials to get around the blackout.
oh nellie wtf u doin
>>68055174
>>68055185
>>68055201
6'5 pitcher snagging the throw home.
Dubs and M's win rags lose
>>68055266
Rags have the day off, but I'll take those dubs
>>68055239
What am I looking at here
>>68055201
nice. to bad i am verizon master race
>>68055266
Nice
Let's go Miley
HAHAHAHAHA
HERE WE GO AGAIN
>>68055290
pet day at petco park
>not getting the lead runner
>>68055405
Seager was off the bag to play the ball.
I REALLY miss Martin.
Might have been worth it to try and catch that, Smithy.
>Felix gets hurt
>entire pitching staff goes to shit
I hate this
tell me everything's gonna be okay bros
>Opponents hitting 381 against his curve
jeebus.
>>68055480
Sounds like you need a snuggle.
>>68055480
It will be better than okay, especially in October and November.
Holy fuck that was so close to being a balk.
i like our ballgrills more desu
>we will always be the Rangers' bitch
kill me
Miley being a fast worker with minimal time between pitches is kinda pointless when Servais is giving Ianetta all the signs.
>>68055525
He only throws it 10% of the time. I see why
Jesus fucking christ.
The FUCKING PADRES
fucking hell Miley. Get your shit together.
>>68055780
>When people are only making memes out of your caveman costume
>>68055480
everything will be okay
>>68055813
>band has two drummers
Fuck it, walk em loaded. Who gives a fuck.
hold on to your butts fellow mariners fans
Right there. That spot. stay right there against righties tonight.
>>68055823
anyone have my old lloydface.jpg or jackzface.jpg of these? i'll go search the archive if not
ahhh i remember this cool "get buttfucked in the first inning" meme from 2015.
What the FUCK Aoki
GO FUCKFSIUGNDSIOGNSIJVNDJSNVJDSNVSFJGNSDGNAFJFNADJ
LOSE ONE OUTFIELDER AND THE WHOLE THING GOES TO SHIT
Again. WHY THE FUCK IS AOKI PLAYING IN CENTER FIELD?
Aoki is trash in the outfield.
This game is already a joke
Strike this bitch out and salvage the game for fucks sake
I'm fucking done with Aoki. Just let my boy O'Malley free
Fuck a power bat. Go out and get a semi decent outfielder.
Fuck this game and fuck this team, I'm over it
oh why
i think we need to score 10 runs in the first to have a chance
Oh I forgot, this is a rookie call up. Mariners have to make him look like Cy fucking Young.
Hey blue. Go fuck yourself.
Those were all balls.
I HATE YOU UMP
>>68056253
Very true.
you now remember MiMo's 2 consecutive shutouts
Holy shit the umps have been giving every single questionable call to the Padres the last 2 games,
>>68056344
I also remember his starts after that
That was a good pitch too.
what do the mariners do with DJ Peterson if he gits gud
>>68056495
DJ has a LONG way to go before he's good.
Ichiro now has 700 career stolen bases, between NPB and MLB.
>>68056495
If he were as good as we'd all hoped, he would be starting this year. Just another busted pick. He's only hitting .245 with little power at AA. So depressing.
Hello Mariners.
This kid has his fucking control tonight. Start swinging.
>>68056678
starting where
>>68056748
First base and some DH
i'll just go ahead and assume this team will make a run in the 2nd half
no felix, marte, martin is imploding this team
This is a bad combination.
Rea is hitting his spots on the edge of the zone, and locating his curve. The Umpire is also calling questionable/borderline pitches. It makes a batter feel like he has to swing at anything, which ends up with ground outs and weak fly balls like that inning.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
>>68057005
HYPHEN HYPHEN HYPHEN
well it 4-1 so I still have some hope
>Sardines
Cruz's HR/FB was 30% last year. He's back around his career average of 19%
Same rules as last night mates!
A shot per run until the M's take the lead!
Lol that waiter in the seats behind home just brought someone a beer that was literally 1/2 foam
I was hoping cano could sneak that one in
WHOAHHHHHHHH NELLY
SHOT TIME BOYS
BOOMSTICK
>>68057298
I bet he paid 20 bucks for it too
>>68057164
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Fuck these solo homers. I'm not even happy.
>>68057337
If it's anything like the Diamond Club at Safeco, everything is free, you pay for it all in the ticket price.
>stream lags
>m's score
I'm cool with it
Seager and Cruz now just hug after big plays rather than the butt bump
Cruz's HR
111 mph
445 feet
26 degrees
Think we should re-sign Martin after this season?
>>68057456
If we can maintain his level of play or even level out decently. Yes.
I could get used to hearing an Aussie call baseball. Sounds nice.
>>68057568
If they dont shut it down, you should watch the ABL this Winter.
>>68057568
i was so desperate and bored in the offseason i turned to australian minor league baseball
>>68057617
I didnt know they even had a major league
>>68057594
>>68057617
will check out
>ump calling balls on clear strikes
I cannot wait for robot umps. Even if that means even lower scoring games.
@MiLBMariners
Edwin Diaz throws a scoreless 8th inning with 2 strikeouts. Generals up 8-4.
SOON LADS
who /hypeforaquasox/ here
lol taijuan is still only making 500K this year.
>>68057838
here
I wish my stream would stop crashing
lol mariners lost that game they mentioned 16-1
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA200706220.shtml
cant watch this shit team anymore
id be shocked if we win the series against texas
@jacksongenerals
So... the radar gun here just said Edwin Diaz hit 99 mph... TWICE! @EdiDiaz44 records a perfect 8th with TWO K's!
>>68058033
we really need marte and martin back
>>68058033
that will be a rough series
>forgot game was on
>another chance to catch up to rags
>team sucking AGAIN
When's football?
Bethancourt to Reds when
fuck
>>68058108
lol is that real?
>>68058149
It's from two or three years ago when ~20 or so MLB teams' facebooks got hacked. There's probably an album out there somewhere
>>68058149
yep. happened to several teams with equally offensive stuff
>>68058108
so how did that go with the fans
wow
fuck you
mariners pls stop imploding
This team very desperately needs another starter.
Ah well see you guys tomorrow
This is like watching a high school team play in the big leagues
seattle "JUST" mariners
m's cant stop giving up runs
>>68058416
see ya
Edwin Diaz as a reliever: 10.2IP 3H 0ER 1BB 16K
cut my life into pieces
MAYBE SHIFT SOMEONE "UP THE MIDDLE" GOD FUCKING DAMMIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I NEED TO COLLECT SOME VERY ANGRY PEPES FROM RED CUX BROS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS TEAM
This is like in LoL when one team just gives up and starts feeding
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP UP UP UP UP
a total collapse
I'm in full masochism mode now. I hope the dads get a grand salami every inning from here on out, just to show these trash little leaguers how bad they should feel.
just hit a salami already. i want this
how do we fix this
>get the fuck outta here hyphen
>>68058696
let everyone get healthy
66 runs scored so far in this 4 game series
>>68058696
wait for some guys to get healthy
close the gap cruz
valiant effort but you just know some no name reliever is gonna give up another 2+ runs later
shit was almost grand salami time there
h-here we go
i want to believe
c-comeback time
do it for felix
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAE HO
A
E
H
O
HO LEE FUCK
DAE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HOLY BALLS DHL
I love that fat Korean fuck
I believed
AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY DAEEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PACKAGE DELIVERED
NICE STRIKE CALL YOU DOMINICAN FUCK!
Dae-Ho Lee is the first #Mariners rookie in club history to hit 2 pinch-hit home runs in their rookie season.
>>68059662
ROTY
>have to work at 4am
>M's teasing a comeback
Kinda want the Dads to score another 12 so I can get some sleep.
>39 runs over 3 games to the padres
only 5 more runs to get back in this
>>68059706
go to sleep
nice catch nelly
good catch
>Made a plan before the game to watch and do homework at the same time
>Homework done so far: None
I want some ribs now
need a webm of nellie doin whatever that was
and to top it off we're gonna get rodney's fuckin meme arrow
IM SOOOOOOO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS UMP
>>68060195
maybe the rodney we know shows up and gives the m's the win
Nice pitch asshole
Please be ok
Fuck you dads
not cano
screw that guy
when does their female pitcher come in
hit one out of the park, cruz
cruz catch
kys cruz
SEAGER BELEIVER
based seagul;
S E A G E R
S E A G E R
S E A G E R
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT BIG BUTT
based seager
come on big boy, hit a good one
>>68060884
Perfect
DAE HO IS WHITE HOT
LETS GOOOOOO DHL
I like this guy
IS THIS REAL LIFE
ONE RUN GAME
HOLY FUCK IANNETTA!
Show us some magic Romero. Please buddy.
IRON MAN
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK
RBIANNETTA
>SANDY EGGO
HABBENENG
ITS HAPPENING
We're gonna lose guys. R-right?
Here's your chance to be a hero Romero
>>68061017
Nope
FUCK YEAH ROMERO YOU'RE A NEW MAN
HOLY FUCK GOD DAMN IT YES
ROMERO THE HERO
>ROMERO THE HERO
ROMERO THE HERO
THIS IS FUCKING NUTS
HOW
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'M CUMMING
aAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
TIME TO BUST OUT ALL THE OLD MAYMAYS AND CELEBRATE
HOLY COW
D O I T F O R S Q U A T C H
Reminder that the Mariners have never made it to the World Series.
>>68054463
Goddamn. I thought this game was fucked over when Myers saw his first pitch called a ball when it was clearly in the strike zone.
Well... it looks like it was time for San Diego to choke.
I FUCKING BELIEVED
>all the lame ass nerds that stopped watching
>>68061153
delete this
REFUSE TO LOSE
LET'S FUCKIN' GO
O'MALLEY getting it done
I CAN'T EVEN
>>68055266
WIIITNESSED!
>>68061166
>>68059147
I was with you buddy
MY FUCKING BOI
>this comeback
WE LEAD NAOW
is this real?
THIS IS A GAME OF THE AGES M'S BROS
WE WILL NEVAR 4GET
>inb4 mariners go up by 10 and then blow that lead
TRULY AMAZING
Somebody please cap that Nori arm-saw/swing thing he did at first base
i am fully erect
PRAISE FULGAR
Are there legit any Padre fans in here? I cant fathom being fans of such a shit tier team.
Holy fucking shit, what a comeback
Why do the Mariners always do so well when I close gamethreads and follow on gameday
>>68061266
damn dude ur canadian calm down
Oh SHITTTT
HAHAHAHAA
>>68061289
dont know
I CANNOT HOLD ALL THESE HITS
SO BEAUTIFUL!
>>68061266
I don't know if there are any still around...
GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI
Hey guys what's going on in this ga-
whaaaaaaaat
This is incredible
That just happened.
Holy shit, that actually just happened.
>YFW THIS GAME
It was all apart of the padre's plan to wear out the team from running so much.
Now they won't be able to defend against popflies
Best comeback since we BTFO'd Koji at Fenway in 2014 in the 9th desu
>tfw it's not over yet
welp
>>68061362
worth getting blown out last night
That's probably the best offensive inning I've ever seen.
>dubs and padres actually come back and win
will make a few webm's from that inning
>>68061362
I have no face
ok what the fuck
Why did I tune out 10 to 2?
what the absolute fuck is happening this series
d-dont do this
dont
>>68061294
More World Series rings than both these franchises combined.
seags
>>68061316
>>68061266
>Filename
just need the defense to do their job
incoming 20-20 game
>>68061362
Unbelievable. I immediately thought of that one Indians game.
>>68061473
Wow thats an ugly jersey, sorry bro.
atleast you got the Chargers... oh wait
>>68061473
>2/6/2016
kys
>>68061419
Fat Ichiro is so fucking based.
Looking forward to seeing him in the Derby. I hope he wins the thing.
>>68061473
>buying camo merch
WHY
WEW LAD
>>68061501
>Not bowing down to superior jersey taste
Football is shit tier sport almost as bad as soccer
>>68061503
>Not using superior date format
>>68061535
srs kys m8
good save, cruz
>>68061541
Great point
shit shit shit shit shit...
What the fuck is with the pitching lately
dont screw up now
dubs and homer
Dubs and one team gets over 20 runs
>>68061568
ty. thats a nice pupper
absolutely cant lose this now. demoralizing as fuck.
>>68061589
you already didn't get the dubs where they come back so stop
Vincent please
you're supposed to be one of the good pitchers
I'm from the future.
>No runs will be scored by either team in the 8th inning.
>SD come back to win it bottom of the ninth in a walkoff.
throw a freaking strike
HOT DAMN
dubs oppo taco homerun
got em
smooth sailing from here boys
>>68061629
"no"
>>68061589
No dubs for you. Now GTFO.
Vincent got out of it.
>>68061629
Shut up, faggot
>>68061629
m's are about to change the future
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE MARINERS BULLPEN FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS GAME
>>68061654
>>68061695
>>68061714
Kek, fools.
>>68061717
\o/
:D
>>68061717
\o/ \o/ \o/\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>68061717
\ O /
DAE
DHL on a role
Based DHL, 3-3 today 4 RBIs
avg over 0.300 now
>>68061717
\O/
>tfw I keep calling him Daewoo
>>68061717
\o/
>>68061717
\o/
>>68061717
/o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\ /o\
FRE WARMING UP
GUESS WHO'S WARMING UP IN THE BULLPEN?
>>68061894
god I hope we score on him
whos ready for a wild ride?
rodney warming up
>turn on the game while at work.
>memeiners are down 10-ish runs
>sigh and put phone away chalking this up as another loss
>get home, they're leading 16-13
I'm still not convinced this team will make it to the playoffs but damn that's nice to come home to.
>>68061940
you have to believe
>>68061956
I'm just hoping the pitching settles down when felix comes back. It's frustrating. Felix carried this team for so long and now he's hurt.
>>68061940
Dude, you can't be convinced that there's any team that will make the playoffs from the first two months (look at the As and the Yanks in August.) Enjoy the ride and hope the team can keep winning in every way possible.
CHOO CHOO
ALL ABOARD
this is going to be surreal from the other end
break the rodney experience
>>68062041
He'll go 1 2 3 ez pz.
hell yeah motherfucker
FRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
>>68062041
Heh, I made this two years ago.
>>68062062
it's fantastic, thank you
Come on. How come the memeiners can't beat up on Rodney like they did bartender?
Two outs, now Rodney can start fucking around.
Fuck you FRE
Never wanted a save so much.
Pls no chokes spishak
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
PREPARE YOUR COLLECTIVE RECTUMS
>rodney clean inning
>cishek blows it
all up to shrek
dubs and mariners win
>>68062107
>like they did bartender
Oh man, imagine if Rodney got lit up by the M's then beaned a guy and got ejected like Wilhemson did, the shitposting would be unreal
Fucking of course Rodney has a 1-2-3 inning.
Also, for Cishek
>getting called in to save a game where you've scored 16 runs
This series has been bonkers offensively for both teams.
>>68062041
>>68062074
This was the companion piece.
>>68062135
Shut the fuck up maplefag
DUBS MARINERS LOSE
As much as we love to hate him, you can't deny Rodney is elite
>>68062144
>beans player
>proceeds to shoot arrow
Not gonna lie, that'd be kekworthy.
Jesus Christ and I thought the Sox blowing the lead against KC was bad, but this is just fuckin' ridiculous.
based spishek looks on point
>>68062150
thanks. i was about to ask if someone had the second one
Why are there so many shitposting foreigners in this thread?
I thought almost no one was a fan of these two teams. There are like 10 of us M's fans on /sp/
>>68062192
There were like 16 posters until cumbek
>>68062165
Yes I can. Fuck that nigga and his lame ass arrow shit. He sucks.
I don't give a shit if he led the league in saves one of the years he was here. He also blew a bunch of them and even the games he did salvage nearly gave me a heart attack.
>>68062192
It draws in attention when a teams down by 10 to come back and lead by 3. And since I now live in Texas, I always get home during the later innings
>>68062192
canada an new zealand show up every once in a while. there is even an argie that posts on the weekends sometime
THAT
CANO
PLAY
WEB GEM
CANO
A
N
O
>>68062192
pls no xenophobia
HOLY FUCK ROBBIE
LETS SEE OMAR INFANTE DO THAT
>>68062192
Jays have a travel day so Canadians are shitposting elsewhere I guess
That one kiwi is a regular Mariners fan
I dunno about the Aussies, I guess they were here for Ryan Rowland-Smith in the booth earlier?
also damn nice play Robbie
based cano
I can't wait to here Fowler berating his team
FUCK YOU UMP
FUCK
YOU
Wow ump.
RETARD UMP
what a great fucking game bros
what the fuck?? WHAT THE FUCK???
WOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK DA HAYSOOS YOU BLIND SPIC FUCK
Mariners win 47-34
FUCK YES.
Second best game of the year behind Martin's walk-off dinger.
SoDo Mojo time, boys.
What a fucking comeback
Best comeback in team history
sleep tight Mbros
THANK YOU M'S what a great season
The Mariners came through
GG dadbros
Fucking ump, what the fuck was that.
Just amazing. Absolutely unbelievable comeback.
IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
AND I WATCHED IT ALL I DONT KNOW WHY I WAS STILL WATCHING AT 12-2
WTF @ that call at the end.
>Mariners strike zone tweet
KILL YOURSELF UMP
Dads on suicide watch?
