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To start against the Ruskies
> muh diamond
> muh two strikers
> muh Vardy starting
Glad this meme is already dead.
>>68050025
good team tbf. i'll go with that
Just give us the trophy now
>mfw wilshire
Replace Alli with Rashford and Kane with Vardy, play 2 up front
>>68050025
Got it in one, OP. Just don't start Rooney
>>68050359
changed the game when he came on la
>>68050364
can't take a Munich's opinion seriously after you lot went on about Rooney all year
Can someone hate the Rppney is shit maymay.
Is it butthurt ABUs? "Muh no goals"?
He had more technique and talent than almost anyone on the field tonight.
>>68050724
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, Tge legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life. In the age of Rooney'
>>68050676
Rooney's good got too many players in that position tho, Wilshere, Dele Alli, Hendreson and Wayne all wanna play there
>>68050724
sit on the naughty step and think about what you've done.
>>68050753
>>68050757
Messi hasn't had a good world cup either, cos he's in a shit team of players at least 1-2 levels below him.
You want Roo to single handedly carry England to world cup glory? He's not a 1 man team.
>>68050794
messi is a barcababby
>>68050794
I want Wazza to fuck off and watch it on tv
>>68050025
Yours is good desu, close second to this one
>let milner take set pieces instead of Kane
>sterling and lallana super subs
>send rooney back to england
>>68050860
fuck of Woy, the diamond is dead
>>68050025
Pretty much gets my approval OP
>Leaving out Rashford
>Lallana in his place
This is what insanity looks like
England will have fun games to watch. Lots of goals scored and conceded at the same time
>>68051022
retard
>>68051022
Found the manure bandwaggoner
>>68051539
>>68051581
Found the Livershit supporters.
Daily reminder that no scorer outside of Man Utd exists for England's last two matches.
