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AL East
# 1 vs. #2
RED SOX (32-20)
Mookie Betts, RF
Dustin Pedroia, 2B
Xander Bogaerts, SS
David Ortiz, DH
Hanley Ramirez, 1B
Travis Shaw, 3B
Blake Swihart, LF
Chris Young, CF
Ryan Hanigan, C
Joe Kelly, RHP (2-0, 6.30 ERA)
ORIOLES (28-22)
Adam Jones, CF
Hyun-soo Kim, LF
Manny Machado, SS
Chris Davis, 1B
Mark Trumbo, RF
Matt Wieters, C
Pedro Alvarez, DH
Jonathan Schoop, 2B
Ryan Flaherty, 3B
Mike Wright, RHP (2-3, 5.05 ERA)
HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE HOLY FUCK HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ROOKIE FUCKING MOOKIE
AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
COOKIE
MOOKIE
ROOKIE
I CANT BELIEVE IT
HE IS ELITE
E
LITE
SIGN HIM FOR $10939-0254092849284390214982742987492874892347928374 FOR 127349809138091238-28103 YEARS
HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE'S STILL AT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
And there goes the game. GG sox.
whatever the fuck Mookie had for breakfast, I want some
MOOLIE
LMAO O'S ARE SHITE
OMFG
MOOKIE ON FIRE
TEST HIM FOR PILATES
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
the sox offense is bullshit
well mookie betts is the next mccutchen, but betts has a higher ceiling
THE MOOKIE MONSTER
>>68029999
QUADS CONFIRM
QUADS = 4
4 = 4th PLACE
ORIOLES = 4th PLACE
LMAO
why he couldn't do that last night lol
dookie = steroins
Fucking Bustgaerts send this Bust down
>BUSTGAERTS
DFA
THIS
BUST
>>68030065
if he did it last night it would of been too obvious that he is juicing
>>68030064
>not 4 games back
>big poopi
just retire omg
>>68030094
It's not juicing more as its ridiculous bat speed.
Kid has lightning fast hands.
>team does well
>omg steroids
kek
I feel bad for the Cubs fans.
That bad outs right there.
Looks like the team is falling apart, I don't ever expect the Sox to score again.
5th place here we come, it was a good run lads.
>yfw Mookie hits another homer his next at bat
>It's an "O's have to be patient" episode
Yeah we all know how this works
>>68030169
>I am now a #jebmissile
>>68030201
>mookie has another 3 HR game after his 3 HR game last night
Who is this NERD pitching
Fucking Cy Young is going to get hammered today isn't he?
>Jones getting base hits
>>68030222
Lol he has a GIRL'S name on his back too
THROW STRIKES
YOU FUCKING MEME
THROW STRIKES
This fucking piece of shit isn't making it out of the 5th.
How you want your pitching
Just fuck my shit up
>>68030281
to the 5th*
Oh good lord a productive out
I swear to fucking God.
He got lucky that didn't get blown outa here.
SWIHART'S FUCKING ARM IS SO FUCKING WEAK.
JESUS
jesus christ kelly got lucky on that one
once again our only hope is to score about 10,000 runs
Joe Jelly
dinger incoming
>>68030318
>our
what positions do you play lol
Annnnd here comes the GIDP
This motherfucker is going to rape our bullpen today.
Awesome.
GOOD JOB CY YOUNG WINNER
CAN NEVER COUNT ON YOU, AS USUAL
>MUH MEME ALMOST NO HITTER THROUGH 7 INNINGS
>>68030317
Dude cmon now he's a fucking catcher whose never played outfield before his arm is for the infield
THROW STRIKES
>>68030363
He was filthy with the Cards, the Sox wont let him use his fucking 2-seamer when they got him and it ruined him.
Sox cant develop fucking pitchers.
Name a single decent pitcher the Sox have developed in the past 15 years?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING SACK OF SHIT
I FUCKING
JUST GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68030357
>lol
I really hope that kind of pedantic shit doesn't really make you laugh
oh, and fuck kelly
frogs gettin real angry in here
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>68030401
>He was filthy with the Cards
Right? That's why I was very excited that he was coming to the Red Sox
Dunno whats going on man
cmon Joe
>>68030401
Jon fucking Lester.
>filthy with the Cards
no he wasn't
>kelly
good game orioles you earned this one
don't worry guys
Farrell will put buckholtz in and everything will be fine
r-right
>joe klelly
>this is only the first inning
just
So we just have to hit it to left to win?
>>68030427
I dunno, Mike Wright could give quite a bit back
Just keep it to fucking 3 runs you sack of shit, we can at least come back from that.
JOE YOU FUCKING SUCK
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE FUCKING ANYTHING
YOU COCKY SACK OF SHIT
IM GLAD YOUR HUBRIS WAS KNOCKED DOWN TEN FUCKING PEGS LAST YEAR
IM GLAD YOURE A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
at least we have our bullpen ace ready
>its a pitcher shits it up to a ridiculous level and no one in the Sox club house seems to care.
I dont understand this, we assassinated Sandoval for fucks sake why does it take so long for us to bench a damn pitcher.
Gib Rich Hill plox
lmao
side note why isn't anybody at the game
this is a small improvement
>schooop
more like
poooop
Of course the only strikeout is off a dummy like Schoop
>>68030505
>Baltipoor
You can't buy baseball tickets with food stamps
>>68030507
omg you fucking memelord go reee with your ponies somewhere else
also is this mike wright guy capable of pulling a buttholez and collapsing?
we need him to
>>68030505
I was wondering that yesterday, guess baseballs ded
>>68030530
then what's the point of them...
>>68030530
>Bombston
lmao
LOL WHAT A SALTY CUNT
>>68030505
Baltimore doesn't deserve sports teams. Their fans are too poor to go to games, and would rather stay home shooting heroin.
>>68030505
school night, hot as balls
>Joe "Joe Kelly" Kelly
Memest AL pitcher?
Joe "Chimpout" Kelly
Based Shaw
we're going to need runs to have a chance in this game
>>68030580
Sabathia still plays baseball, so no.
>>68030598
>>68030580
>>68030553
I missed it. What happened? Sounds like Joe threw a tantrum?
>>68030580
RA Dickey
what if they send him down, do they need someone new to pitch? i can go
>>68030624
Was shit, gave up 4 runs in the first, chimped out in the dugout.
>Need to score a bunch of runs
>Jackie Bradley is with his wife bringing life into the world.
Welp.
>>68030624
Yeah, MASN showed it coming right back from the break.
Like he calmly sat his hat/glasses down then slammed his mitt on the floor before sulking off
>>68030638
Oh, I've been watching the game. I just missed the chimpout
get your head outta your ass wright
LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER LMAO KILLED BY THE LEFTY KILLER
Anyone have a youtube or HD stream plz
LEFTY KILLER KILLING!
THAT LEFTY (RIGHTY) JUST GOT KILLED
RIGHTY KILLER
>homer field
>>68030648
>MASN
oh thats why i missed it. i'm on NESN
BASED FUCKING CHRIS YOUNG
HELL YEAH
Lefty killer is out of control, killing indiscriminately.
Someone stop this man.
>LEFTY KILLER
>KILLING RIGHTIES
hide your wife and kids, he's going after everyone
KILLED HIM
THE LEFTY KILLER
"LEAVE LEFTIES (& RIGHTIES) TO ME"
TIE IT UP MOOKIE!
>>68030690
is this post racist? discuss
uh ohhhhhhh
The hell is this ump's problem? Why warning the Sox?
>that pitch
fuck off wright
>red sox warned
WHAT THE SHIT
[PLAYER WAS WARNED FOR THIS PITCH]
Are you kidding me blue?
Wright is just janky like Ubaldo
someone hook me up with a youtube or HD stream plzzzzzz
>player hits home runs against you
>throw fastball at his head
fuck off dude
HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
CHAT SHIT, GET BANG!
Who was warned and why
THERE WILL BE NO STOPPIN'
>>68030201
!
DIRTY SHITBIRDS GETTING FUCKED
Jesus christ this is too much.
OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL
HE"S OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL
EAT YOUR HART OUT TREVOR STORY
THERE"S A NEW KING IN TOWN
what the FUCK am I even seeing
FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S FUCK YOU O'S
MOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!
Who else saw that coming on a 3-2
OH MY GOODNESS MOOKIE
MOOKIE
IS
FUCKING
ELITE
>>68030712
HECK YEAH
>5 HOMERUNS IN 7 AT BATS
FUCKING ABSURD
>radio announcers gushing over mookie bests
>oh yeah game is tied
Will Mookie Betts ever stop hitting home runs? I think his bat is stuck on booster mode
>>68030201
confirmed magician
How long will Cookie Mookie be a rookie?
>>68030201
Hahaha FUCK THE O'S
oh look another bombston steroid user
hey shitbirds throw at his head next at bat too
seriously that was fucking dirty i am actually upset by something i've seen in a baseball game
>Orioles chimp out
>warn both sides
??????
>>68030849
tbqh with you Joe, i dont think that was intentional at all
i just think Wright sucks
>wright aims at his head
>mookie blasts yet another homer
keep playing dirty bitch
>Mookie will be the second leadoff-player in MLB history to have over 100 RBI.
what a time to be alive
>Joe Kelly is going to give the Eternal 4th Placers the lead again this inning
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>kelly's just going to cough up a couple more
momentum killer
>>68030860
He's a bit of a head case like Cuckoldz. The 2 run shot got to him and he happened to unravel on Mookie's AB.
He's been alright lately, but I don't trust him. Has heart though.
Do you think Ellen could pitch better than Kelly and Buttholez
How good would the 2016 Red Sox be if they had any pitching outside of memeballer?
>inb4 grapes
can we just put kelly on the dl for another 15 days pls
>>68030912
>like buchholz
>has heart
??? ??? ???
>>68030912
>had heart
then the comparison with Buttholez is immediately null and void
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68030937
Talking about Wright. He's emotional in a way I can respect.
Fuck, would've been the lead. C'mon Manny.
Hahaha
>2016
>getting Kim out
>poopiebutts
>>68030994
mookie's on that dee gordon shit
>>68030925
Ellen has a vicious splitter.
AND THERE GOES THE TIE GAME
I HOPE KELLY DIES
I REALLY DO
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68030926
Price is good now and Porcello is the perfect number 5 starter
We need to see more of E-rod but hes developing, Kelly/Buckholz is mystifying on how bad you can be and still collect a pay check
RICH HILL WHEN
Why do people was Shields?
Kelly, the heck's going on lad?
Joe Kelly is Clay Buchholz-lite.
His fucking ERA is over 7.5
>it's the 2nd inning
I hate this 13 year old frog spammer so much.
I have a very important question for the rest of /sp/
should buckholtz replace joe kelly in the rotation
If Trumbo hits it out Kelly will loose his shit on the mound.
He's about to go
God this fucking piece of shit
THROW FUCKING STRIKES
THROW STRIKES YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
THROW STRIKES
>>68031051
He's a bro. Really loves his Sox. I can't hate on his passion.
The only "good" pitchers on this team are shell-of-his-former-self-Price, memeballer Wright, Eddie and faggot Porlello who really isn't good and has just gotten lucky
>>68031066
No REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
>>68031051
threads wouldn't be the same without him
>>68031062
no, they can just share starts.
>joe blows cock the first two innings
>buttholez relieves
Only one run.
I guess I can like with that.
I still fucking hate him so much.
>5 fucking runs by the 2nd
>>68031109
live*
>>68031090
This.
Best thread gimmick for a team that hasn't really had much the last two seasons.
Sox are going to need to make a really good trade to get AT LEAST one good arm in the starting rotation
They have the offense
now we just need to better the pitching and we should be a solid contending playoffs team
hey guys what's the best pain-free and mess-free suicide method my parents put a lock on my amazon account so i can't buy any more helium products
>>68031134
trade xander for kershaw
>>68031101
Yeah we do that with Ubaldo and Vance Worley now because god DAMN Baldy sucks again
>BUSTGAERTS
DFA THIS BUSTY MEME
THE STREAKS ENDS TONIGHT
>>68031142
You need to be 18+ to browse 4chan.
>>68031151
Might be a worthy trade.
>>68031142
Become a Cubs fan. They'll kill your soul so you'll be dead inside.
>>68031162
i'm 35
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FUCK YES PAPI
FUCK YES PAPI
FUCK YES PAPI
FUCK YES PAPI
FUCK YES PAPI
ANOTHER DINGER
BASED LARGE FATHER
gotta make up for Kelly's utter shit outing
OMFG
why aren't there any fans here (at the game)
NUMBER 518
TIE GAME
NUMBER 518
TIE GAME
PLEASE DO NOT PUT KELLY ON THE MOUND AGAIN
THIS OFFENSE IS SAVING HIS ASS SO HARD RIGHT NOW
DONT BLOW IT KELLY
just fucking retire old piece of shit :(
So basically every 3-2 count is a free dinger for the Red Memes. Got it
>>68031171
I think the "in" thing for that now is to be a Who's fan
don't forget to tell your pitcher to throw at his head next time up for daring to hit a home run against your team, buck
Is this literally a meme game?
>>68031207
Ellen is the best.
>HanRam
It just never stops being funny.
>>68031239
It's an incredibly fun meme game.
>>68031239
yes
GET HIM THE FUCK OUTTA THERE BUCK
>>68031239
This is what Nashitinal League fans think happens every AL game
why aren't there fans at this game
>>68031276
>Murdermore
>fans
lol tbqh with you Joe
only memelords watch baseball down there
>>68031276
jew owner jacks up the prices for yankee/red sox games
>>68031225
Don't forget the Padres exist.
Or do. What's the difference really?
why do they keep talking about wright when he pitched yesterday lol
>>68031276
they had to stay home to help their moms work in their gardens
>>68031214
>>68031219
>>68031220
>>68031223
God i can't stand Ortiz and his obvious ped using ass. But these awful pics are starting to grow on me like a fungus
how does Ortiz hide his PEDs so good? Please teach us, large father
>>68031308
it's a pretty nice meme
Not going to lie, I have wondered if Papi found a way to share his special milkshakes with the rest of the team this year
>>68031324
what happens next year
>>68031335
probably but who cares
if they pass the tests and can play then wew lad
>>68031313
lol just ask Davis haha
>>68031290
And yet a bunch of Red Sox fans always show up to road games in Baltimore.
>>68031308
Literally how can you hate this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhriSwt11_k
>>68031292
They conveniently exist for silly shit like Bartolo dinger and the Seattle game the other day.
San Diego fans at least have the beach to forget the voids that are the Dads and Chorgers.
>>68031346
I think it's safe to say red sox fans have more money than Baltipoor fans
I fucking love this team. Heart of a lion but punch of a fighter.
WALLY NATION
>>68031335
That would be my guess..But why now and not the previous two seasons when they really needed the boost
How often do players get tested for PEDs anyways, someone google that for me.
>looking at all star ballot
>swihart is the only red sox '''''''''''''''''''''catcher''''''''''''''''''''' listed
>>68031324
Papi posting is the other gimmick to RedSox threads and it's going to suck to see it go
I miss Lesterface too desu
RALLY WAVE, GO
^---------(^_^)------^
>>68031402
Depends on the player. Ortiz says he gets tested whenever he hits a dinger or has like 2 doubles on a night.
>>68031383
no the new tripf*g meme was a one time thing
>>68031387
Because he's retiring and wants to go out like every other sporting meme
>>68031406
>'''''''''''''''''''''catcher'''''''''''''''''''''
now that the dust has settled, what did the poster mean by this?
HANIGOAT PLEASE
CMON HANI
>>68031402
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+often+do+baseball+players+get+tested+for+PEDs#
GRAND SLAMIGAN INCOMING
I really don't know who I want among Ubaldo, Worley, or pic related near the rotation
Fucking Christ
HANNIGAN
BIG
TIME
DAMAGE
>swihart
>young
>hanigan
what the fuck is this meme lineup shit
actually walk him in and load the bases for Mr. Betts
>Joe Kelly will '''''''''''''''''''''teach''''''''''''''''''''' D'angelo Ortiz how to pitch
WHY
BASED HINCLUTCH
A
S
E
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HANICLUTCH
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Based offense.
MOOKIE TIME
>that orioles goon crying in the dugout
>that clutch hanigoat
good game
BETTS IS BACK UP
HANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCH
It hasn't even begun
>these shenHanigans
Hannibal is GOAT with bases loaded
>this fucking offense
This may go down as the greatest offense in MLB history
CAN HE DO IT AGAIN?
Calling a mookie HR
If he hits a home run I'm going to kill myself
This fucking offense
I thought Baltimores pitching was good
I'm actually surprised that's never happen before
>Its the third inning
>Score is 7-5
Jesus this fucking game
>>68031538
Wright is trash
>It's already 8:30 and it's only the top of the third
THE BASEBALL HAS TO LOOK LIKE A BEACHBALL TO HIM RIGHT NOW
fuck nerves getting to me for this
>>68031552
Basedball
Stream anyone?
>at the game right now
>have to be at work at 10:30
>3rd inning
JUST
boooo
PITCH HIM YOU FEGGITS
>walk
DFA bustie butts
WALKED HIM
THE BITCHES
BRILLIANT PLATE DISCIPLINE MOOKIE
COME ON PEDEY
MAKE EM PAY
>>68031538
>Baltimore Pitching Good
a grand slam
>>68031538
Who, literally who, said this about the DINGERS team
Literally have we forgotten about the '03 offense?
>inb4 La Luna
This is what Betts sees EVERY AT BAT
FUCKING MANLET
>RISP
>>68031628
Please dont remind me about fucking 2003
>>68031651
it was almost a hit you fuck
>>68031651
Barely though
That was some Houdini level shit
>>68031666
961 runs was meme-worthy, Satan
the baseball has to look like a bowling ball to him right now! lol!
>>68031518
If anything this reminds me of the mid 2000 Yanks crazy offense but shit for starting pitching
>BUNTING
lel what a terrible fucking bunt
>>68031695
the baseball looks like a pair of elephant balls to Mookie right now!
now that the dust has settled, is kelly an ace
>Your Mookie Betts
>You step up to bat
>Pitcher pitches the ball
What does it look like to you????
>>68031742
:^)
JOE YOU ARE SO FUCKING SHIT
TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT TAKE HIM OUT
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>2003 Red Sox (On May 31st)
5.96 Runs Per Game
>2016 Red Sox (On May 31st)
5.92 Runs Per Game
Is joe kelly really just clay buttholes with rec specs?
JBJ would have actually had that
>>68031742
Dust is still up mate
Show ain't over yet
Chris Young is an ace CF though.
>>68031743
me: mookie betts
Why does Farrell wait till the last second to pull people?
>>68031742
kek not even close. Mookie just keeps bailing him out
The Lefty Killer used up all of his defensive meme magic yesterday to rob memechado, reverted back to being a dogshit outfielder today.
>this game
What's the fucking point of leaving guys in there when they obviously don't have jack shit
I can't fucking stand when managers do that
WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN
You don't have to let someone give up 7 runs before you do something FUCK
Will this game have a shutout inning?
>enter game with 6.30 ERA
>leave with 8.06 ERA
I mean, just...fuck man, seriously?
>>68031808
He likes to give the other team a competitive chance.
>BUTTHOLEZ WARMING UP
WEW LADS
E
W
L
A
D
S
>buttholez in the bullpen
>>68031493
>Joe Kelly will '''''''''''''''''''''teach''''''''''''''''''''' D'angelo Ortiz how to pitch
>>68031743
like a tiny ball quickly disappearing over the fence
>>68031837
what's his ERA now
It's a Red Sox pitching fucks them over again episode
>>68031787
What was ERA?
How bout the years they won the ws too
AND ITS TIED
GOD FUCKING
GO FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
See you all in the 19th inning
I'm sure this is the first career something for Flaherty
Congrats to Ryan Flaherty on his career-first RBI!
>>68031837
You gotta update your memes bro
>third inning
fuck this shit
kill myself my man
this is real baseball
Fuck pitching
>>68031837
Got any manny memes?
wtf did they trade koji to the orioles
>>68031910
go play with your ponies memelord
You nostaglia you lose
Shea Hillenbrand
Bill Mueller
Pokey Reese
Gabe Kapler
Mark Belhorn
Coco Crisp
Mike Lowell
Julio Lugo
Jason Bay
Jarrod Saltalamacchia
>>68031910
yes
resminds me of those little league games they show on ESPN
no pitching and all offense
JUST GET THE LAST FUCKING OUT OF THE INNING LAYNE
COME ON
>Its a Layne sucks shit at his one job episode
Btw whatever happened to Craig breslow I loved him and had his jersey
>mfw game ends 21-20
>>68031939
Salty :'(
>300+ replies
>3rd inning
>>68031939
>Don Orsillo
>bombston
Keep the major league lineup and sell the farm for pitching. Jesus fucking christ. I fucking hate that their starting pitching is so bad it's going to waste this GOAT lineup.
>>68031966
Badslow left in FA
GOD
FUCKING
YOU FUCKING SUCK LAYNE
HOW ARE WE FUCKING LOSING
HOW DO WE SCORE 7 FUCKING RUNS BY THE 3RD
AND SOMEHOW WE'RE LOSING
>>68031972
>red cucks lose despite scoring 20 runs
I would die laughing
>>68031972
>at 2:00 am
Big game for Flaherty! First career rbi and first career run scored!
>it's all right mookie, we can do this
>there are people that are not watching the spectacle of this game
Did Football season start early? What the fuck is this score in the 3rd.
>>68031994
>Oreos need to score 21 runs to win a baseball game
I would die laughing
all righty lets just send Britton for the ol 18 out save and call it a night
HAHA wew
>the shanty town of the AL East pitching staff
>>68031997
>With 9 runs scored in extra innings.
>>68031980
Brittlebrooks you lucky fuck you
>>68031994
>red sux pitching
>in charge of doing anything right
anything is possible with them
KILL MYSELF MY MAN
>>68032038
>mfw this game ends with a Britton walk-off slam in the 19th and the O's win 27-24
THANK YOU BASED FUCKING XANDER
BASED X
A
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D
X
Alright, time to score more runs.
Hey guys, I was just coutning....
How many rings do Red Sox have compare to Yankees?
>>68031997
>2:00 am
Davis is saving his energy for pitching the 9th
>AL EAST """"""""""""""PITCHING""""""""""""""
>>68031939
>julio lugo
>final score will be 21 to 24 at this rate
>>68032100
activate it
tbqh with you Joe, this game is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x more entertaining than some meme NL """pitching"""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""duel""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>68031939
Why no Eric Gagne?
>>68032090
How many super bowls for the jets?
>>68032081
>holy shit there was a football game on last night?
>>68031939
>Pokey Reese
I fucking loved him as a kid, I dont know why but he was my favorite player on the team.
>Mike Lowell, Salty, Bueller,Coco
Stop.
BOSTON MOUNT RUSHMORE
Brady
Orr
Bird
Ortiz
>>68032136
U rite fäm
At the rate this game is going Xander will have ten at bats
>>68032149
Yep
Don't listen to cucks like Shaughnessy who say Williams
>>68032164
>the streak will still end
any oldfags remember Smead Jolley
>>68032149
And only half of those are cheaters!
LARGE FATHER YOU MEMER
YOU KNOW YOU CANT MAKE THAT
>>68032149
>MUHH RUSSEL
>MUH WILLIAMS
>MUHH WE DONT CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL IT SHOULD BE TWO BASEBALL PLAYERS
>Large Father trying to stretch a double against Trumbo
I mean, Trumbo can't catch the ball for shit, but he has a cannon.
>big poopi
Come on Papi wtf was that
You know your fat ass would never make that
My fucking sides I love it when Papi runs
>>68032136
To be fair, NL did have a meme moment earlier today
YOUR FAT ASS CAN'T RUN
>pig sloppi
UH OH Spegetti-O
THANKS FOR BEING A FAT FUCK, ORTIZ!
ortiz is such an old and fat piece of shit
i've got the real doubles you big bitch
>>68032192
you could come up with something more creative, horsefucker
if you aint following the based Raiders model of winning you aint trying
>>68032149
Why no mention of Guerrero concussion water or Peds?
>>68032239
That's the worst double attempt I've seen since Ortiz's last at bat
Let me show you how it's done
Well that was a meme inning
>BUTTHOLEZ COMING INTO PITCH
EVERYBODY GET DOWN
SHITS ABOUT TO GET REAL MEMEY
>a 3 batter inning
hahahahaha holy fuck
and even then it only happened because of shitty baserunning
my sides
this is the best game of the year, can't wait to see the win probability graph
>BIG SHITTY
>BIG POOPY
>BIG CRAPPY
>NIG NIGGY
LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF
>>68032189
>What a fine base baller
Wait
The scores still 8-7?
nice "offense" ya got there cunts
>>68032267
that's pretty close friendo, but i've got the secret sauce right here
if only a-rod was back on it maybe he wouldn't be such a useless fag
>>68032149
i love brady but his diet is autistic as fuck
then again he's making millions with a supermodel wife and im shitposting on spee during a baseball game with my dick in my hand
at least i get to eat calzones
>tfw 24 consecutive "shitposts" by me have gotten at least one (You)
I'm the Xander Bogerts of this thread
>Buttholez
The score is unironically going to be in the 20s for Baltimore.
being born white in america is cheating because of instituionalized racism if you are white your ''''accomplishments''''' mean nothing because they aren't a result of a level playing field
any oldfags remember Andy Spognardi
>>68032267
>67
>>68032289
>89
What the fuck are you faggots doing, counting to ten? That's not what a double is.
You want to see a double? See: This post
>>68032288
literally go fuck a pony you memelord
>THIS GUERIN AUSTIN SEGMENT
TOP MEME
>>68032269
>win probability graph
Where can I find those?
Guerin austin is growing on me if you know what i mean
What a rare commodity
Now the games going to stretch even more as he reads a book between each pitch
>weekday regular season orioles game is going to require second thread
feels good man
>>68032295
(You)
Buttholez is the next Rivera tbqh with you Joe
>4th inning
>8 runs
Bucholz must feel right at home
>>68032353
Massively underrated post.
>>68032346
THE STREAK LIVES
>>68032353
Medium rare kek
>>68032352
yeah saul rivera! Lol!
wew clay wew
WOW YOU LITERAL WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
You think ortiz is asking to pitch
>>68032353
great post f.am
>Big Papi will never put his arm around your shoulder and have a convo with you in the dugout
why am i even a thing
everyone post rare memes
God Kelly and Buttholez are fucking twins
WTB sub 5 ERA SP
They had better be offloading Kelly and Buch soon
>>68032422
yes
YES
I NEED THIS
I DESPERATELY NEED THIS
>>68032353
>4th inning 8 runs
>take buchholz out
>4th inning 8 runs
>put buchholz in
Whaterwe doin here??
>>68032477
No one will take them.
If you could pull better pitchers out of your ass, no one would have meme pitchers.
We're still using Ubaldo fuckin' Jimenez, ffs.
BASED FUCKING XANDER
A
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FUCKING
XANDER
way to swing at ball 4 there Pedro you fat Mexican
Trump 2016
>>68032527
ill be honest i saved this
>>68032527
TOP KEK
will Xander go down in history as the best short stop to never make it to an all star game?
>>68032540
He's been the Red Sox MVP this game tbqh with you Joe, got us out of some critical situations.
>>68032564
Absolutely.
>that Papi
Everyone except the pitching staffs are having fun at this game
I like it
>>68032564
>>68032572
I just re-read the post and realized that I responded incorrectly.
So let me amend it:
Go fucking reee you memelord
Felger & Mazz
Mazz needs to go, he is legit fucking worthless
Felger is a bit of a troll but he's really good
He just needs someone who actually fucking argues with him
Felger & ____ ?
>>68032598
>listening to Boston Radio stations
>ever
I dont even know why I share threads with you guys.
>>68032623
>listening to sports talk radio
>not the comfiest activity there is
what the fuck is wrong with you
well I'm sure Van the Man can keep this lead intact
>>68032623
i don't listen retard i read transcripts
Confirm/Deny
Baseball is the best sport to watch while posting on 4chan
Perfect amount of breaks/pace
>>68032623
WZLX is legendary
>>68032638
>listening to self-righteous morons spew uneducated opinions and bait people
Might as well listen to political """"""""news analysts"""""""""""
>>68032598
>Listening to le contrarian sports radio talking heads
WEEI > Comcuck Sportsnet
>>68032664
Confirm.
>>68032664
tru
>Dave O'Brien refusing to leave his dark room
is dave gonna be ok?
>>68032664
That and football
>>68032664
Confirm
Best background for anything, really
THE RED SOX OFFENSE WILL NEVER SCORE AGAIN
THE MESSIAH HAS FALLEN, LUCIFER HAS BRED THE SEEDS OF EVIL INTO THE HEARTS OF THE MANY
THE WORLD IS CORRUPT, AND FROM ITS CORRUPTION ALL WILL FALL
>pb & j BTFO
#vanimal #ace #yolo
>John Meyer Greatful Dead
Wow that sounds fucking awful
Red Sox Notes
@SoxNotes
Mookie Betts is the first Red Sox player to lead off consecutive games with a HR since Mike Aviles from May 19-20, 2012 at Philadelphia.
Wew lads only oldf*gs remember friendly Mike Aviles
>>68032598
Beetle was fine but they moved him to middays with Zolak which is just the homer show. Murray is a cuck and won't argue as much as Beetle did, and they just let retard James Stewart talk all the time so there's literally no point in having Murray on the show
>>68032678
>listening to a station with D&C, the corpse of the Big Show, and Dale fucking Arnold
>ever
WEEI was king and went full JUST in a period of like 3 years.
>>68032598
Christia fauria
>>68032724
>Wew lads only oldf*gs remember friendly Mike Aviles
All I remember is his retarded batting stance.
>>68032724
>Not liking D&C
I agree that Dale is the biggest cuck on earth, but Minihane is great to listen too for a nice lel on the morning drive to work.
>>68032735
Fauria bullies Dan Roache every preseason and it makes me uncomfortable
>>68032623
TROJAN MAN
>>68032673
you just described /sp/ anon
>>68032714
Send that cuck back out there to face Mookie so he get #smacked
>>68032759
I want to listen to mostly sports, I don't care about Obongo and D&C bring that shit up too much.
I just follow Minihane on twitter for when he btfos retards like Shaughnessy and I get enough of the effect
Tell me about Buttholez
Why does he have that """""""""haircut""""""""""
>>68032806
Ya but /sp/ I don't have to listen to morons call in and actually take the bait seriously.
On /sp/ its just memes.
buchholz is p. good
Should go back in the rotation guys
Is Clay the best reliever in history of baseball?
COLLAPSE
COLLAPSE IS IN FULL EFFECT
>2 time World Series champion
>With Red Sox for decade
>No-Hitter
Clay is a fucking legend, back off
>>68032827
Hes a fucking meth head hick from tejas
>>68032842
>Ya but /sp/ I don't have to listen to morons call in and actually take the bait seriously.
You vastly overestimate the intelligence of your average 4chan user
>>68032850
That's Tommy Hunter place.
Why do Balticucks throw at player's heads? Are they that buttmad?
>>68032871
>Clay Buchholz has 2 (TWO) rings
>Clayton Kershaw, Felix Hernandez, and Chris Sale have a combined 0 (ZERO) rings
>>68032850
Nay an
>ace reliever
>>68032902
I'd be buttmad too if I won like 10 straight games to start the season and am somehow in 2nd place and also had to play a guy named Ubaldo
just like I'm mad that I get to see Joe Kelly and Clay Methholz in the same game
>>68032906
Ain't that some shit.
>>68032902
the manlet in the dugout makes them
>Red Sox Stats @redsoxstats 27s28 seconds ago
>Kelly has pitched 22 innings, the Red Sox have scored 19 times in those innings, while Kelly has let in 21 runs.
This is honestly infuriating.
Whys Koji batting for the Os
Jerry Remmy son's murdered his wife and is in jail for the rest of his life and he's on TV bantering about hotel food
>>68032931
>Kelly gets this much run support and somehow outpaces it
>The Cuckler pitches like a true ace and gets none
GET THE LAST OUT CLAY PLEASE
>>68032931
That is incredibly awful
>>68032943
Based Remy
>>68032943
So what
Actually pretty sad this amazing offense is going to be for nothing this year
Are there going to be any great pitchers available in trade?
>>68032943
Who's Jerry Remmy?
>>68032976
>Actually pretty sad this amazing offense is going to be for nothing this year
Ya probably, can win in the playoffs without pitching
>Are there going to be any great pitchers available in trade?
It's still a bit early, but in all likelihood not really.
Daily reminder we traded John Lackey for Joe Kelly
>>68032976
Hill,Sale,Shields and some cuck on the Reds maybe
Take your pick all will cost us our farm system
>>68030411
shut up taz
>>68033012
cant*
>>68033018
>Hill
FOR FUCKS SAKE WE HAD HIM AND LET HIM GO FOR NOTHING
>>68033017
AND Allen Craig! Don't forget Allen Craig
>>68032946
I guess you could say the cuckler...gets cucked a lot
>Mookie Betts favorite movie is Shrek
CONFIRMED MEMER
>>68030318
>>68030411
Koji woke up from his nap a little too early and is cranky
>>68032943
but does hotel food drive a man to murder?
>>68033012
Except that literally anyone else in the MLB are better picks than Kelly and Buch. Kelly now is the proud owner of the worst ERA in bassball, a title previously given to Clay this season. If they can find any two pitchers that can at least not give up 5 runs a start that will give them 5-10 more wins this season
>>68032931
Literally worse than Buchholz.
>>68032943
So? It's not like that's Jerry's fault.
>>68032976
It's not that bad. It's really just the #5 spot that's shit right now. Price seems to have figured it out. Porcello is doing OK. If last night's ERod is the ERod we get the rest of the way, and Wright doesn't turn into a pumpkin, they'll be alright.
>>68033017
>tfw Lackey pitched at OPACY as a Cardinal and got absolutely shelled
>Even more than Ubaldo
Hannigan needs a HR
>>68033060
Now that's an All Star
Not like that other guy
kekkety kek
>swinging at the first pitch
END THIS MEME
>DOOKIE BUSTTS
DFA
THIS
BUST
Manny I know the games settled down but the Red Memes really don't need any help
Lets's get this $$$$$$$$$$$ O's
>MOOKIE BUSTS
Jesus just blow it up already
Pls score some runs I dont need a morale crusher of a game where we scored fucking 7 runs in the first three innings and Joe Kelly single handidly fucked a duck here
BASED FUCKING MANLET
BASED HANIGOAT WITH THAT SPEED
TIED AGAIN BABES
>>68033146
boy that's a LOT of empty seats
The sox keep scoring they are gonna end up in the vacants
>>68033146
I hope you're drunk as fuck for this gong show
We are tied all over again!
>have a really funny shitpost worth at least 4 (you's)
>thread is about to die so going to hold it in
bogaerts streak pls
>>68033209
It's probably not worth that many (You)s
Unless this was that post and this is just a subtle ploy of it..?
>>68033190
I'm turnt my dude
How depressing must it be to play in a city like Baltimore where games between the 1 & 2 teams in the division fill a third of the stadium.
>>68033231
How depressing must it be to play in a city like Baltimore where fans leave the park and have to be instantly alert for a potential mugging or rape by the local diverse community
>>68032724
>friendly Mike Aviles
Or the cheerful Cody or the inspiring story of Daniel Nava. God Red Sox spin is the greatest spin ever
we literally need a new thread
>>68033231
Its not like the Rays where nobody in Florida cares I think its just Baltimore is sick of a fucking shitty team. I cant remember the last time Baltimore was in the play offs.
I dont even know what they do wrong as a team cause the Jays eventually turned it around after being shit since '93
TWENTY FIVE BABY
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
BASED FUCKING XANDER
A
S
E
D
FUCKING
XANDER
New bread
25
In
A
ROW
>>68033282
>I don't remember 2 years ago
>>68032724
>only oldf*gs remember friendly Mike Aviles
2012 was only four years ago.
Real oldfags remember Jeff Frye.
>BIG POOPI
YOU FUCKING
OLD
RETIRED
BUST
FUCK ORTIZ WHY
WHY
>BIG SHITTY
LMAO
>>68033308
>>68033308
>>68033308
new fred
>>68033309
I... I have no recollection of them in the play offs. I know they lost but was the stadium filled?
>Its a Ortiz hits into a double play episode
at least we tied it.
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