>Tfw when you and your m8s are playing footy
>You kick it over his garden his fence and tells you to go and get it
>>68027297
>tfw you only knew your neighbor because you'd always hit the wiffle ball into their backyard and had to go over and ask for it back
If you kicked it, you go get it knobhead
>ball goes over neighbour's fence
>climb fence to go get it
>break the fucking fence and fall into neighbour's garden
>run out like an autist without ball; pieces of fence strewn across the garden
>parents made me go and apologise to old whoor neighbour the next day
True story.
>tfw they called the cops because they were old and hate youngsters on their lawn
>>68027297
>>68027446
Why didn't you weirdos just knock on their door and ask to go get it?
>>68027446
hahaha, so from that day i assume you were too afraid to go into your garden again, the rest of your days you spent shitposting on 4chan, it all comes together.
>>68027297
British people have yards? Fences even?
>>68027556
>h-hello ma'am im sumeets m8
oo the fucks that?
>h-he's your neighbours wifes son
yeah and wot u doin ere white boi
>c-can i get my ball i accidently kicked in ur garden pls
yeah alright then little man, watch the staffy OI BRADLEY SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP
yeah, nah
Once smashed a guys window when playing footy on the streets as a youth
>ball goes onto a roof of a church
>parson says he'll lend us a ladder but only if we pray with him
>mfw
The person who kicks it is always the one who has to go get it, no exceptions except in the case of a deflection out of play, in which case the person who runs is the weaker of the two
>>68027297
>not knocking on their door and asking.for your ball back.
Did this once, my neighbour was based and said of it happens again just go get it.
>tfw now i have my own place and the neighbour kicks the ball in my garden.
>hasnt once knocked, keeps coming over to get ir.
>did it a few days ago.
>let dog out back as he was climbing the fence
Kid shat bricks and ran away.
>ball still in my garden.
Did any of you lot play this at school or was it just a london ting?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jebTbtM84fQ
Rules:
Set order of play, if you fail to return you're out until there is one left. Basically works like squash except you must hit the wall after one bounce on the floor, you then have one bounce to return it. Ball must land in designated court on the wall, usually around 2-3 meters.
Terms:
Funny bounce: on the return the ball does not bounce correctly because of terrain
Obs: You are obstructed by a person or object stopping you from returning the ball
crease: the ball lands hits the wall and ground at equal time on the return
Indian Spices (indecisive): No consensus can be met after someone claims one of the conditions was triggered.
play is restarted from that person as a serve when one of these conditions is triggered and noone is out.
>Ball comes over
>Start climbing fence to get it
>Neighbour helpfully throws it back over just as your head pops up over the fence and it twats you in the face
>Be middle class 13 year old
>Practicing golf swing with wedge in back garden
>On one swing it comes flying out of my hand
>Goes many feet up but lands on neighbours side of fence
>Never see that club again
>climb over fence
>see this
wat do?
>Live next to a park
>Parents on holiday recently
>Usually kids will kick a ball into our garden and one of my parents will get it for them
>Really fucking nervous that someone will kick a ball and I will have to get it
>Sit by my window whenever someone is playing football next to the fence
>Keep a diary of all the times the ball hits our fence
>very nervous, for the first few nights I sneak into the park and pick up some dog shit and smear it onto the fence where the ball hit
>Assume the dog shit on the key action areas of the fence will discourage people from using the fence as a goal
>Few days later
>Get a knock on the door
>Answer
>Some fucking little shit 14 year old shitskin is there
>'Hey man, can you get our ball for us?'
>Start to sweat
>'s-s-ure bro, come and follow me to the garden'
>go and pick up the ball from the garden
>notice it has dog shit on it
>say to the shitskin 'looks like your ball has dog poop on'
>he gets angry
>tells me it must be from my garden
>I don't have a dog but don't want to admit I smeared dog shit on the fence
>'y-y-eah sorry, my dog has stomach problems, let me wipe it off'
>wipe the dog shit on my hair and clean the ball
>shake as I hand the ball back to him
>for the rest of my parents holiday basically just watch the fence nervously for entire days
>go one day without food
people who can't kick need to fuck off. I don't even watch Aston Villa play anymore because the constant misses give me flashbacks.
>>68027297
>tfw I always kicked it over fences
>tfw they often beat the guy that kicks it over here
>>68028326
please tell me this story is a pure fabrication
>>68028375
is that legal? god damn latin america is brutal
>>68028392
we'd find a way to get up there, always
>>68028437
It's not legit beat down, just some banter casual stuff.
However I do remember a dude getting too worked up and punching a guy in the balls once.
>>68028092
I played this as a kid in France back in the 90s
>live next to my uncles house
>play penalties with my brother
>sky it
>break a lamp/light on the wall that falls and shatters in uncles driveway
>run inside
>dad pissed af makes me go apologise
>uncle isn't there
>it was fixed the next day
