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Fuck OKC-edition
ready for a sweep in 2
>1 (One) Home game left
FUCKING
FINALLY
iwaKuma
How's Aoki treating you guys? I liked him more than Span.
>>68008289
Take him back
>>68008289
He's alright. Took him a while to get going but he's hitting .278/.350/.370 in the past month
Alright who's hitting a dinger today? I say Lind
Smiff pls be ok
Man fuck the lastros and royals faggots for vote stuffing their shitty players to the asg
>>68008427
Altuve deserves it 2bh. Cano will play in it anyways
>2 early games in a row
didnt expect that
hell yeah seags
Woooo
a run
>30+ pitches
Fuckin nice
>>68008524
If anything, we need more early games. It's the 7:10 games at home that we fuck up
>Lind
will cano be in da derby
>>68008672
He should
but probably won't, because he doesn't want a repeat of what happened in Kansas City 5 years ago
seriously though, i'm sick of the best sluggers in the game rejecting Home Run derby invites.
>>68008694
Cruz skipped last year because he didn't want to get injured or mess up his form (which happens often)
>>68008715
http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/seattle-mariners-nelson-cruz-will-skip-home-run-derby-focus-his-energy-on-the-team/
http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/mariners/mariners-nelson-cruz-glad-he-sat-out-of-the-home-run-derby/
He scurr'd
FREE RUN
LMAO
>shields
top kek
CRUZ LAND MISSILE
fuck yes
is Cruz the best 35 year old Mariner since Jamie Moyer?
>tags with the glove
>ball in hand
lol safe
>>68008694
HR Derby is a stupid meme that needs to die already
Come at me
VEDDER IS OURS MOTHERFUCKERS
>Shields
>>68008954
Edgar Martinez says hello
FUCK YES SEAGS
2016: 2 outs so what: The comeback
SEAGARRRRRRR
>5 hits
>7 runs
I like this
I want to play the padres more often
Another Vedder cup scorcher
Mariners now lead MLB in home runs with 73.
dipoto is better at being jack z than jack z was
i wonder who we'll get in the draft :3
>>68009138
I wonder what Iwakuma's favorite anime is?
>>68009106
analytics will save the mariners
>>68009148
when does the draft start?
>>68008532
Right? The temps are already cooling down at 7. Make them an hour early at the very least.
>>68009183
June 9
>>68009154
welcome to nhk
Passing through
>>68009106
Please don't give me a boner, I'm at work
>>68009221
Nothing personnel, kid. Vedder Cup is ours, though
>>68009221
keep your chin up
digging the new uni's by the way.
>>68009148
Outfield pls
>inb4 another pitcher that shits in the minors
HOME RUN
that's how you get it done
so many runs
SEFF
M
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F
F
DAD POWER
BTFO
T
F
O
Seff Smiff.
has Seff worn the swelmet yet
>>68009360
>>68009336
>>68009320
>>68009317
MFW Smith came from the Dads
>>68009382
Thanks for the (You)s
cano on pace for 9 walks this game
>>68009360
Thanks Jose
>>68009393
He's coming for Harper's record
>>68009391
>>68009391
>>68009391
>>68009391
>>68009391
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
WHERE IS THE DINGERBOAT
YOU'RE ALL SLACKING
great throw sardinas
>>68009461
I dont think pb is here today
12 up 12 down.
holy shit didnt even realize Kuma is smoking them
PUT ON YOUR ROCKBEAR HATS
>>68009553
DELETE THIS
>>68009553
YOURE THAT MOTHER FUCK THAT TALKED ABOUT WALKER NOT WALKING PEOPLE.
>>68009517
he could be back to normal
>>68009573
No that was me (>>68009563)
i learned my lesson
GUTI GOT ONE!!
dads are getting batted to death
YOU GET A DINGER
YOU GET A DINGER
EVERYBODY GETS A DINGER
SEX BOMB
ALL THESE DINGERS
HOME RUN!
G U T I B O M B
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>fire jack z
>lead the majors in homers
Please stop. It's already over
how is he so beautiful
Every single Mariner has a hit today, except Cano who has 3 walks.
>>68009633
Bite the pillow, they going in dry
https://twitter.com/Mariners/status/737752474820321280
NEED WEBM OF CANO THROWING POPCORN
Alright.
Perfecto/no-no gone.
Hit send on the game story and grab a beer.
>>68009553
Fuck
>>68009704
you
>>68009715
I didnt say anything until they had already gotten the hit.
>>68009704
Still can be a shutout
or a run scored in every Mariner inning
also Cano for the walk record
Fun game desu glad I got up for it
P.OST
Y.OUR
B.EER
H.ERE
Just got back home.
>12-0
Daaaaafuuuuuq, Padres?!?!
>>68009778
its a tuesday afternoon you savage
>>68009778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-WuLQz_ns
>>68009778
I dont drink alcohol
@Joelsherman1
Ackley will undergo shoulder surgery, Girardi said #Yankees
>>68009846
big setback for him
#DADPOWER
#DADPOWER
>#DADPOWER
#DADPOWER
>#DADPOWER
#DADPOWER
#DADPOWER
>#DADPOWER
#DADPOWER
DAD
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S
AND ANOTHER ONE
SEFF FUCKING SMIFF
HOME RUN!!
S E F F S M I F F
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A ten pitch at bat, then a solo shot.
>>68009912
We are over the 12 run threshold, so I guess its ok.
DAD POWER AGAINST THE DADS
WHY ISN'T THE BASED FAT KOREAN DUDE PLAYING EVERY DAY
>>68009912
>>68009930
fuck both of you
>>68009930
look how out of it the SD def is
that how you now it's over
>>68009947
POTTERY
lmao another nelson cruz infield single
>TAG HIM TAG HIM TAG H I M !
Kek these fucking national coverage announcers
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
16-0
>>68009960
I don't think the dads are coming back senpai
>16-0
>>68008386
FUCKING CALLED IT
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTF IS HAPPENING
home run
it just wont stop
L I N D
I
N
D
LINDINGER
so happy I got up for this
@shannondrayer 2m2 minutes ago
Give me a bat.
>>68010047
SAVAGE
>>68009984
These are the Padres dudes, actually
Obligatory:
>>68010068
Seriously? That's awful and trust me, I know awful
>Pic related: my home commentator
alright who's next lads
>it's still the bottom of the 5th
so how long are Cano/Cruz/Seager gonna stay in the game
Get the position pitcher ready!
>>68010054
>tfw I made that and don't know why it glitched
>>68010102
I say pull them the next inning
When is Rodney coming in?
>>68010119
Cano can't be pulled until he gets a Dinger
How far are we from the MLB record?
>>68010141
rags 30
O's 3
>>68010141
for runs scored?
rags30to3.jpg
fun game, i'd say
>>68010120
he isnt.
>The Mariners have cracked 45 home runs in last 26 games (including today). More than ATL, PHIL, KC, LAA and SF have for the season
FUCK
no shutout today
>>68010220
see you next year lads ;-;
Looks like we just gotta keep playing add-on. Dads haven't gotten the memo yet.
I hope Mariners twitter just makes Edgar the POG finally
Kuma, pls
I dont think Kuma's hea is in this anymore.
Mariners, please stop playing like the Mariners. Gonna get that lead cut in half probably.
Fuck off dad
Is Matt Kemp, dare i say it, elite?
>>68010274
his splitter is losing it again
Seager's updated season line after five inning today: 274/350/521. Was batting .159/.266/.378 30 days ago.
Remember the 6 home run game last year? Zunino hit 2 of them. That was awesome. Even Ruggiano got one
>>68010369
>Ruggiano
I always felt like Lloyd gave Ruggiano a raw deal. He never had a chance to compete.
I watched for a good 25 minutes now and don't understand shit
some simple explaining?
>>68010488
What don't you understand brah
>come home from work hoping to see the Mariners GBTFO
>they're up 16-3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kuma out pls
>>68010504
basically the whole game
how does the scoring/point system work?
also
When they one with the bat hits the ball, sometimes he runs but sometimes he hit's but doesn't run
>>68010526
Fuck off Rags.
Take Iwakuma out and let Montgomery take over. The guy's losing it.
>>68010488
http://www.howbaseballworks.com/TheBasics.htm
Here you go
>>68010526
FUCK
OFF
RAGS
>>68010526
mad
>>68010530
You have to cross home plate (where they begin) to score a point. If you hit safely then you move up as many bases as you can. A ball hit over the fence is a homerun and everyone on base cross home plate and scores.
They reason they don't run sometimes is because the ball is hit foul. You have to hit within the 90 degree field (inside the long white lines) for it to be safe.
3 outs per team per inning. Each team bats in each inning. If ball is caught before hitting ground its an out. If ball reaches the baseman before runner/batter is there then its an out. 3 strikes is an out. A foul ball is a strike except on 2 strikes, where you can keep fouling.
4 balls (ball outside of the strikezone) means batter is walked (gets to 1st base safely) and anyone on first already moves to 2nd.
There are lots of rules but those are the basics
>>68010488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8VGW0C_GO4
this can help
>>68010627
Jesus
I thought Football (Handegg) was complex but damn your sport tops that
>tfw when grew up with soccer
>tfw you heard of some american sports when you were a kid (except hockey, thanks dad) but those were on pay-tv and so out of reach
>tfw adult know and have to learn up all the basics and advanced rules to be able to shitpoast on a peruvian knitting forum
who do we hate more, Rangers, A's, or Angels?
>>68010696
Handegg really is more complicated. I've been watching it all my life and still don't understand most of it
>>68010696
As a non-American, baseball is extremely basic to figure out... NFL is much more complex
>>68010721
Rags for sure
>>68010721
Whoever is more relevant
>>68010721
I still debate whether I hate the angels or rangers more. the A's are 3rd. and the astros last
>>68010721
None. My mom's an angels fan my cousins and shit are Rangers fans and I'm a memeiners fan.
>>68010696
once you understand the basics, it gets easier
baseball is a comfy, easy going sport. It rewards patience and focus.
you can pretty much understand every situation, unlike handegg, where you have no idea what play they will call.
>>68010721
We don't hate anyone dumbass. We respect everyone in our division.
>>68010791
>>68010747
>>68010722
for some reason I got the hang of football easier than Baseball
but to each their own
Pick one, lads. Don't say Niehaus
>>68010826
girl on the left
>>68010826
Fuck 'em, the movie to Utah and marry them
>>68010826
>Don't say Niehaus
I guess the Asian
>>68010855
She's clearly white. Just a bit squinty
>>68010826
Far right.
>>68010790
you are an awful person
>>68010826
Girl on the right.
>>68010826
muh dick
>>68010884
Why is that? I was born in California hence my mother being an angels fan. My dad's family lives in Texas so that's why they're Rangers fans and I spent most of my life in Washington and got into baseball watching ichiro play.
>>68010905
I knew you'd appreciate it, pb.
AQUASOX SOON LADS
>>68010919
>aquasox soon
Can't wait
>Bethancourt now pitching
And there's the position player pitching.
>>68010972
I thought my phone fucked up 2bh
96 mph noice
I feel sad for Don.
>>68010919
I'm gonna go to my first Aquasox game this year
which early series would be best? Boise, Eugene, or Spokane?
>>68011024
>boise
no
>>68011024
Hit up that opening series. Bound to be great.
would it be too autistic to have a meetup at an aquasox game
>>68011060
Yes
Lel this is a great 8th inning
ahahha
bases loaded. something should happen here
>>68011060
I'd go
THIS
FUCKING
GAME
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
THAT POSITION PLAYER SUCKED
TIME FOR ANOTHA ONE
>>68011108
same. me and pizzabro even agreed to go to one last year
Jesus christ.
>Rags up 2-0 already
>>68010913
it doesnt matter what your family likes.
>has a knuckleball and a 94 mph fastball
Come on man
>>68011132
Then what's the issue?
>>68011148
lets just have felix pitch
>I don't think this game could get any weirder
>inb4 M's lose game
>>68011060
m-maybe
>>68011210
WE'RE DOING IT
easy win
gg dadbros
awesome game.
