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Roland Garros - French Open 2016 - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 10 Thread 2


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>implying there will be any more tennis.

Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html

Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/

TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC

Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/

Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668 (embed)
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jews
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How do we fix this?
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>>68004286
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btw, nice schedule/skeptic bait in the last thread.
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>>68004292
Go full china and manipulate the weather for propaganda purposes. Although that would mean pushing all the rain onto NL & Belgium.
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Check them.
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BUILD ROOF
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this is by far the worst Slam

nobody is watching the matches. Nobody cares.
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Weather Update: No play before 6:00pm Paris time
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>>68004356
old broken men pls go
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Nice "sport" you got here.
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>>68004443
>4443
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>>68004324
In Moscow, the Russian Airforce tried seeding clouds with bags of cement on June 17, 2008. One of the bags did not pulverize and went through the roof of a house
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>>68004436
>America being insecure again
Grow up.
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>>68004461
Was that house in France?
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>>68004443
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>>68004486

People are going to say the same about Rio

Can't wait to watch the disaster olympics this year
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>Onderbroken
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>>68004507
K bye
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>>68004436
the worst slam was the last US open senpai
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>>68004535
us open is a shithole
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>>68004499
Nice
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>>68004535
The stadiums are half empty even before all the rain started.
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>>68004486
>>68004531

how is babby deformed
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>>68004436
this is the best edtion of the best tournament of the year.

im serious
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The QF matches between Murray-Gasquet & Ramos Vinolas-Wawrinka have been postponed until Wednesday.
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>>68004535
>you now remember Cillic won it two years ago
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>>68004561

Why even watching tennis if Federer isn't playing?
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>>68004611
one of the worst gs winners.
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>>68004611
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>>68004671
Poor Nestor.
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>>68004671
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>>68004740
Delpo instead of Stan
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>>68004611
>>68004634

I could settle for Kei, or Tsonga, or Ferrer, or Berdych, shit even Raonic. All of these guys have been 2nd tier for so long, I just figured they could not possibly blow an oppurtunity like that

But Cilic? Fuck that. Can somebody explain to me exactly how it happened? I can't remember why, but I didn't watch the 2014 US Open
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>>68004755
Cilic and Kei beat Fed and Djok in the semis
Cilic was too tall for Kei to beat in the final
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UFC 88 worth a look?
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>>68004792

But...how did Djoko and Federer lose those matches? Why did they go down so easily
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There is an old man who runs around in circles on court 3.
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>>68004535
fug I mean the year cilic won desu
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>>68004819
Court 1 I mean
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>>68004813
>no Pride FC anymore
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>>68004816
They didn't go down easy, they were beat by more inspired tennis at the time
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>>68004819
bahrami?
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>>68004816
Roids.
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The R16 match between Svitolina and Serena has been postponed until Wednesday
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>French """"weather""""
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>>68004880

Aloha Snackbar
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>Literally not having a roof
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>>68004912
first time it is as rainy since 16 years desu.

Not a reason to waste money on a roof
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>yfw da vide wins da rolandc up
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>>68004975
Well said Schlomo
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the goat: soon
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Will it ever happen for Aga?

Another very manageable draw down the drain, she seems to crumble more under expectations rather than pressure.

She gained points on her worst surface I suppose but man. That's a soul-crushing kind of loss right there.
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this is sp-clayfrog.gif
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Fuck this
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this is sp-clayfrog-at-the-french-open.gif
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Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVnjCwCYCs
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>Match Update: Venus-Bacsinszky. Bertens-Keys, & Suarez-Navarro-Putintseva have all be postponed until Wednesday.
(official RG twitter)
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Nah man, fuck this gay grand slam, fucking idiots can't provide minimum conditions for a tournament

i've read they lost 2mil due to rain, well fuck me if roof would cost something like that

FUCKING HELL, WHY DO I EVEN GIVE ARGUMENTS FOR PUTTING ROOF ON A FUCKING GRAND SLAM TOURNAMENT>?
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>>68005013
shes a meme player with only average defense, so probably not

her entire game hinges on using her head to bullshit her way passed her opponents. usually over the course of 7 matches she will run into an opponent who can (and will) blow her off the court, or a grinder who wont make enough mistakes

the fact that shes #2 is shockingly impressive all things considered
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>>68004755
I watched the whole thing
He almost got put out by simon in the 4th round and went godmode in the fifth set and just kept that momentum going

His serve and groundies were just not missing.
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>>68004975
Reminder that no roof until AT LEAST 2020
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>>68005136
That gif. Why is he doing that
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>>68005154
Imagine a tennis player with a Tyson personality. Would be gold.
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>Weather Update: No play before 7:00pm // Pas de matchs avant 19h. #RG16

It's over.
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>>68005117
a rival thread theme tune;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YnseZpFgN0
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>>68005128
I agree, it's easy to forget how much of a massive over-achiever she is. I'm not sure how many other players on tour are compared to all-time greats.

>usually over the course of 7 matches she will run into an opponent who can (and will) blow her off the court, or a grinder who wont make enough mistakes

Yep. But getting overpowered is one thing, all Pironkova had to do on the restart(s) was stay steady enough to win, and she knew it from the first game. She was obviously nervous herself but Aga went into her super safe play-not-to-lose style where virtually any solid hitter in the top 100 would beat her going away, as we saw today.
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the

Worst

grand

Slam
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>>68005174
McEnroe?
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>>68005251
Save it until sunday/monday/tuesday. If it'S A Murrovic Finals and Djoko wins it is.
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>>68005013

Williams and Kvitova are the only consistent players in the women's draw. Never expect a major from Halep, Aga, Azarenka, Sharapova, even if Williams gets eliminated.

Muguruza mite b consistent,we'll see
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>>68005320
>Kvitova
>Double bagelled yet still lost in 3
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>no Nadal or Federer
>rain
>Ramos-Vinolas in the quarterfinals

Worst Slam ever. It's a fucking joke.
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>>68005320
Not sure I agree, Kvitova has higher highs but she's up-and-down like anyone else.

Vika will win another few if she can get out of her own way but Halep does seem to be on a similar track to Aga: can't seem to bring her best when it truly matters.
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>go for a drive
>come back
>still raining

Can't they invent waterproof balls or something?
Or maybe, I don't know, build a fucking roof?
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Indian Wells GS when?
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>>68005448
Can't you pay debts?
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>>68005278

He is child's play.

https://youtu.be/9KsCs2D9ZOw?t=1m33s

>>68005334

>Kvitova
>Grass exists

don't even try, plen

>>68005440

She just hasn't done anything since 2013 and whatever happened...injury?
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Wha'ts the explanation for not putting roof?
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>>68005320
>Kvitova
>consistent
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>wake up early to watch tennis
>3 hour delay
>a couple matches start
>more rain

So are they gonna start playing again or what?
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>>68005490
Tyson is so based.
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>>68005518
No, they just announced
--Play Cancelled--
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>>68005496
See >>68002080

Fucking Parisians.
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>It's not even raining and they just cancelled everything

>The country of Paris
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>>68005507

>At Wimbledon
>2 wins (2011, 2014)

What are you on about, zikanigger?
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>>68005496
they are Le French. The French don't do anything quick and if pressured to do something they will crawl back into their hole and hide until the shitstorm blows over.
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>>68005490
Petra?

She utterly destroyed Bouchard in 2014 with most of the media treating it as a coronation for Bouchard. She probably set Genie back years with that performance, one of the best I can ever remember seeing.

She's consistent as far as the current state of the tour goes (five straight Tour Finals I think) but it's hardly surprising when she ducks out in the first week of a Slam.
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>Play has been suspended for the day due to rain.

It's ogre.
See you tomorrow lads.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck you, no games today
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>Official/Officiel:
>Play has been suspended for the day due to rain. // Les matchs d'aujourd'hui sont annulés à cause de la pluie. #RG16

What a great and exciting tennis day.
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>tfw no refund
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This is absolute bullshit.

I'm afraid this is the last time that a Slam will be held in France.

Where shall we move it to? I'll say Germany.
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france has contributed literally nothing of value to the world for the last two centuries
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>>68005605
Kosovo

instead balls there will be kidneys
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Just make Rome the 4th major and demote Paris to 1000 status
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>>68005559

I guess it would take the immigrants blowing up Philippe-Chatriet or something for the idea suggested.

>Hey, while you guys rebuild that, put a fucking roof on it

>>68005567

>It's a leaf booty blasted about Bouchard

Hardly surprising
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It's a good thing Roger didn't bother with this shit tournament
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>>68005605
nah,too many immigrants. Poland or maybe?
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>>68005605

How about a nice island in greece?

Beautiful places and always sunny.
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>>68005605
If they want it still clay, then Madrid or Rome
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>>68005605
We got the same weather than France m8. Not a good idea.
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>>68005654
>>68005650
>>68005605

On the really real tho...what would it take for them to move this? Like if this happens again next year, would there be serious talks?
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>>68005670
At least you guys would build a roof
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>>68005654
Too many dead people in the waters
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>>68005680
I think it's more that if they get fucked up financially due to it and can't organize it anymore.
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Seen the new Word Tour Finals 2016 advert?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzvNymMn93c
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>>68005550
>good at two Grand Slams in her career

Do you know what the word 'consistency' means?
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>>68005654

>Tournament held in Greece
>Given money to help run the tournament
>Greek government takes money and spends it on random shit

yeah no
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>>68005716

Yes.

For example, Kvitova is consistent at Wimbledon.
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>>68005685
All the migrants would go around raping the qts, can't do it in Germany
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2016 is the worst tennis season since Federer came along
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>>68005633
She's all we got, anon
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>>68005734
You gotta be fucking with me, she is obviously good at grass but by no mean consistent she goes out in the third round/QF, and is shit everywhere else.
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>French people in charge of hosting tournaments


Can't wait to see the bombs going off at the Euros next month.
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>>68005759

I'm fairly confident that Raonic will win something at some point. I know he's boring as fuck, but he played great at the Australian Open. He'll servebot his way to a hard court title once Djoko slows down and during a tournament where Nadal and Federer both miss because of injury/retirement

Bouchard tho...she was a meme. There's one like her every year. Sorry it happened to Canada :(

>>68005768

>QF
>bad

I guess you're not aware that a top 8 finish out of a field of 128 is impressive and to do it for four years in a row would qualify as consistent.

Who knows what happened with that third round loss, but if she makes it to the quarters at Wimbledon again this year, then suck a dick
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sloot off tinder sent me this lads
think im making it !
fuck this rain tbqh
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fucking hell my captcha wouldn't load for the longest time
why is 4chan so shit
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ded sport
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>>68005888

is that a handcuff on her ankle
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>>68005888
Who took the photo? Her dog? You're being playd m8
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>>68005842
Agree on Raonic but too early to tell with Bouchard IMO. WT is just so random right now I wouldn't be at all surprised if she gets a lucky draw and makes R16 at Wimbledon.

She's a Sharapova clone, she'll never go out and paint masterpieces but her tenacity and grit will win her a bunch of matches. With an atrocious serve to boot.

You can get lucky for a Slam or maybe two but 2 Semis and a Final in a season isn't nothing.

And hey, at least she didn't break down and cry during her Wimbledon thumping.
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>>68005919
if you think about it, he is actually being cucked
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>>68005919
>>68005937

mayb she has a selfie stick
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>mfw actually care about and enjoy/understand tennis and this fucking retard comes along and goes full american

>>68005320
>>68005490
>>68005550
>>68005734
>>68005842

im not even kidding, please fucking kill yourself
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>>68005937
Or maybe the girl's bf likes to get cucked and wants to watch Ameribro plow his gf.
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>>68005976
agreed. it's cuckoldery one way or the other.
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>>68005972

Who the fuck are you, you frogposting faggot
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>>68005919
>>68005937
n-no I'd hope not meeting her this friday night.
I don't want my autism to ruin it and ask who took photo tbqh
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>>68006003
i'm just memeing lad. good luck
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>>68006003
Rooting for you lid. Got a date tomorrow at 3 as well.
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>>68006080
So no tennis for you?
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>>68006080
>Date at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday
How's the NEET-life bro?
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>>68006119

Tell us how to go about getting a date and then getting laid in India
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>>68006116
>>68006119
Student lad, years finished.

Hopefully rains so I don't miss anything ;)
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>>68006119
POO-IN-LOO
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>>68006159
Hahahaha classic.
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>>68006159
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>>68005888
>>68006003

>tfw micropenis

Forever a virgin.
At least only 10 more years until I my powers manifest.
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Only good thing about this slam is new based French posters. Much better than aussies.
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>>68006201
They'll disappear once it's over though. I never see them anywhere else.
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Is Lisicki /finished/
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>>68006141
If you're white, go to any night club and hit on the prettiest girl there. EZ
But you won't have sex on the first night, girls here require a lot of effort before they put out.

>>68006146
I just graduated from Uni and got fired from my well-paying job. Chilling at home right now.
Hope you make the most of your break m8
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>>68006189
Just hit on insecure sloots and treat them like ladies. That's how I get laid
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>>68006213
They're pretty cool though. Please come to our masters threads. Aussies, all Americans minus 1, 190cm master race. Leave now.

>>68006221
It's a good life atm lid. Will be better next year when I can drive.
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>>68005136
tennis will be haram by then
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>>68006221

Why'd you get fired
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>>68006241

Then what, reveal godzilla?
I just save myself the pain of getting laughed at.
It's ok, I have kinda accepted my fate.
Still hurts though.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361305

GO GO GO
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>>68005496
tennis is not important.
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POST TENNISFU NOW
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>>68005605
>I'm afraid this is the last time that a Slam will be held in France.
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>>68006372
Fuck off.
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>>68006295
I studied comp sci. but got a really high paying job as a business developer at a startup. Gave it my all at first but couldn't really give a fuck about the job. Used to smoke pot in the lunch break and laze around too much.
The company is about to get sold off anyway so fuck them.
Looking for a job as a software developer now.
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>>68005605

>mfw all the tennis court of Finland have roofs but there will never be any big tournament because this is too much of a shithole
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>>68006306

How small are we talking...give us some stats
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>>68006306
Honest question Greece bro. How many women have you spoken to this year? It really is a numbers game.
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>>68006141
You follow a girl home, tie her to a tree and rape her
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britbro did you try the memespin tips to generate more spin yet?
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>>68006411
nice I'm starting community college this for computer programming & analysis then hoping to transfer to uni for A cs degree

Was the job really stressful? I'm just hoping to get a JOB that pays more than retail
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>>68006472
First you have to smear the tree with your POO. This is an ancient Indian mating ritual that has been followed for many centuries.
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>>68005888
would eat that ass 2bh
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rglegends matches tomorrow
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>>68006306
How small? 4 inches you can work with
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>>68005136
where the fuck did you find this gif
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>>68006453

8 cm erect.
Kill me.

>>68006458

None, like I said, I don't feel there is any reason to try.
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>>68006499
Performance is measured week-in and week-out bro. Any job in a startup is really stressful.
I'll offer some unsolicited advice, study computer programming on your own. Just an hour everyday or couple of hours every weekend. By the time you graduate, even from a shitty uni, you'll have the required skills to make more than $100,000 a year.
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>>68006503

My little brother was doing computer science, but decided to switch to IT after struggling with physics and calc.

Is IT any different? Will he make less? should I try to convince him to still do comp sci? I don't know what the difference between them is
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>>68006576

Are you obese? If you worked out, and dropped weight, you could potentially gain an inch or two
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>>68006576
Too bad m8. But there is hope.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2016/05/16/penis-transplant-thomas-manning-halifax-massachusetts-general-hospital-cancer/
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>>68006576
Sex is a long way away for you, if you think like that. Try to go out and be friendly.
If you get a girl into your bedroom and are getting hot and heavy with her, she won't stop and laugh about your penis.
Don't think about sex if you're not even talking to women.

>>68006628
CS and IT are interchangeable if you just want to get a decent job. Computer science is a bit harder because there are lots of shitty subjects that have no relevance to the real world unless you get into research. If you're little bro is struggling with math then IT is a good choice for him. As I said just tell him to focus on developing coding skills and be fluent in the major languages(c,python,javascript,php,etc.)

You seem like a good bro m8. Hope you make it :)
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>>68006748
This. She won't stop and laugh you autist. She'll go with it. She might not have sex with you again. But learn to use other things to your advantage. Fingering, eating out etc.
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>>68006447
It would have top tier facilities but no people would show up to watch it
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Promote rome to a slam. Such a nice tournament. Plus they have night matches which are so comfy and look good under the lights.
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tomorrow, 12:30 R16 Djokovic (1) - Bautista-Agut (14)
tomorrow, 12:30 R16 Ferrer (11) - Berdych (7)
tomorrow, 12:30 R16 Goffin (12) - Gulbis
tomorrow, 12:30 R16 Granollers-Pujol - Thiem (13)
tomorrow, 13:30 QF Gasquet (9) - Murray (2)
tomorrow, 14:30 QF Ramos-Vinolas - Wawrinka (3)

tomorrow, 11:00 R16 Bertens - Keys (15)
tomorrow, 11:00 R16 Williams (9) - Bacsinszky (8)
tomorrow, 11:00 R16 Williams (1) - Svitolina (18)
tomorrow, 11:00 R16 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Putintseva
tomorrow, 15:30 QF Stosur (21) - Pironkova
tomorrow, 16:30 QF Rogers - Muguruza Blanco (4)

Great plan
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>>68006940
They have no roof either. I still say give it to Germany, they have roof.
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>>68006996
It snowed in Munich this year.
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>>68007010
Only for an hour or so
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>>68006994
>tomorrow
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>>68005919
>it's a 'finland supects cuck conspiracies' episode
I swear I saw this same episode yesterday
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>>68007010

They have immigrants
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>>68006994

"""""""tomorrrow""""""""
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Thursday looks allright
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>>68006146
>Hopefully rains so I don't miss anything ;)
i hope your date goes horribly
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>>68007311

why
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>>68007376
cuz
>Hopefully rains so I don't miss anything
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>>68007311
It's a guaranteed success lad. She's frothing for the dick.
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>>68007485
post pic
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>>68007514
of grill btw not of your dick
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>>68007485
post pic of your dick too
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>>68007485
nandos or maccy d?
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>>68007846
cheeky nandos
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Definitely no pics. So you can reverse search and doxx me.

>>68007846
Heading to the park lad. Don't wanna spend money on these hoes.
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>mfw bro culture thread
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Wednesday's schedule, brought to you by the french tennis federation guy : http://www.club.fft.fr/_adc/services/resprog/pdf/Day_18_OOP_Wednesday_01.06.16_20160531193750.pdf
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It's going to be a rerun, isn't it?
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Wednesday's schedule, brought to you by the french guy
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>>68008225
>mfw a few days are left till the end of French and the americans leave /tennis/
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Frenchies pls stay. I like you.
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>>68008390
embrace grass season
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>>68008390
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Why are grass court the classiest?
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>>68008484
because they require the most autism to maintain
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Grass will be so comfy.
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>>68008390
>mfw they'll be back for the wimblewobble
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>>68008484
There is a reason the sport is called Lawn Tennis
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>>68008440
>Djokovic was a break up in the final set
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>>68008440
Was that the time he double faulted on match point?
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>>68008521
DELET THIS
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>>68008539
Did he do that in a final at RG? If so harsh on the bot desu.
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>>68008539
i didn't watch tennis back then, only a little during the olympics
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>>68008539
that was 2014, the pic is 2013 semi where he touched net while smashing.
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>>68008577
iirc this was 2014 SF
the last time rafa won the RG :( he was so happy after that match
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>>68008608
kek he looks like a kid
>>
Shades of Rome about this. Djoko gonna have to play 2 matches in a row. 1 is defo 4 sets. Could face a long semi and then the final. Muzza needs to take advantage.
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>>68008608
To put it into context

https://youtu.be/VKM19zYZX24?t=22m12s

Just watch that match. Makes you realize how fucked Rafa is right now.
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>>68008792
i wanna see him rage as he loses and gets knocked out of the tournament
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>>68008801
Lmao Rafa is such an autist.
>>68008820
Hope he makes it to the final to see it taken away again.
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>>68008801
god, that forehand. fuck i miss him. i really think a subpar rafa could have managed to beat him this year.
he really needs to win 1 (one) more RG title before retirement
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>>68008874
But it's far from what it was. Even now that he got better. This tendon injury will sure not help it.
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>>68008801
no wonder his wrist is all fucked up lol
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>>68008936
>But it's far from what it was
i realise that, man. if i could have it my way, i would just summon a 2010 rafa to fuck shit up.
i think his wrist injury isn't all that serious though. think he should sit out wimbly if he's not fully recovered but other than that, i believe he'll be fine.
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>>68009012
2013 was still playing well
>>
What are the chances of rain for tomorrow?

For the love of fuck, please be dry.
I can't take much more of this shit.
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>>68009012
>think he should sit out wimbly if he's not fully recovered
To be honest he should sit out wimbly anyway, will save him a couple of days

>Darcis
>Rosal
>Kyrigos
>Brown
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>>68009152
Should be rainy in the morning, but ok between noon and 17-18 french time
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>>68009098
sure, even 2014 rafa was bretty good but imo nothing comes close to his 2008-2010 form
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>Oy vey, we played for 2 hours and 5 minutes, so no refunds allowed. We need the money for the new roof and, uhm, lights. All coming soon, promise.
How can they get away with this?
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>>68009493
That's the biggest bullshit of the tournament. I'd sue them of I had bought a ticket and law insurance.
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>>68009493
today they really squeezed out that 2 hours felt pretty disgusting
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>>68009493
Its cause it cost ~€200M yesterday cause of the total cancellation, they wouldn't want to do that again
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>>68009560
sounds like a bullshit number
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>>68009560
>>68009614
He means 2million
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>>68009493
they're refunding half of it
http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/news/articles/2016-05-31/tuesday_31_may_conditions_for_ticket_reimbursement.html
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>>68005496
EASY.

The RICH people who have building near the courts can watch games for free just by going on their balcony. If you put a roof, you won't be able to see shit anymore. So, no roof.
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>>68009671
RG confirmed for not Jewish. You could probably still get you money back if you had legal connections.
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>>68009671
Except central court tickets because 2 hours and 1 minute were played
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>>68009737
shit, you're right
>tickets to all courts except Philippe-Chatrier Court will be reimbursed for half their purchase price
that's not fucking cool. they should get sued
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Already getting a lot of shit on Facebook. This is a good thing. Maybe it will change something
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All people complaining should just fuck off, the tickets gave you access to a particular court. Did they no thave access today? No, they did. If they didn't stay, it's hteir fault. If they found the spectacle not entertaining, tough luck. They will even get priority placement next year.
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>tfw the entire thread will be cheering for her tomorrow
don't let me down bros
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>>68009855
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>>68009865
Who? Watching women's tennis.
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>>68009865
literally who
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>>68009914
>>68009926
>not knowing our girl
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>>68009910
Why am I not surprised some arabic cunt resorts to blaming the jew. Could you be more stereotypical?
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>>68009865
>not wanting the V. Williams x S. Williams final
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>>68009959

Get back in the oven, Goldberg.
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>>68009959
no need to get your panties in a bunch. learn to take a joke shekelstein
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>>68009855
It's all about what they wrote on the shopping site. If it suggests the tickets are for the match rather than for the court a lawsuit would most probably succeed. Still people would be pissed off and the Brand would suffer.
>>
Jews in this thread.
>>
topic: wagga wagga
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>>68012482
Wigga wonga
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Bump to keep alive
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tennis
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What a disaster of a tournament. Let's just fast forward to grass season
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>>68015681
>grass is good meme
hi there casual
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>>68015705
Who here up early because mom made a nice breakfast?
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Forecast looks good. Just some Showers at 12.00 & 15.00
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Release him.
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Why don't they start earlier than 11 to make up for lost time?
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>>68017189
Players need an hour or so to warm up & prepare. I they are used to waking up late I suppose.
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Today's the day.
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NOT RAINING (yet)
>>
Today's the day.
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>only women tennis on right now

Welp, see you in an hour.
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>>68017885
When will this meme end
>>
how come they started a new wimmin's match before they even continued the men's matches from yesterday?
bit shit 2bh
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>>68017914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBmMU_iwe6U
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>>68017920
reeee
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>>68017920
Really getting tired of this nethercuck
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>>68008484
Because green is easy on the eyes.
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>>68017937
delet
dutchbro is one of us
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>>68017937
don't say that
>>
morning lads
is this the worst grand slam ever?
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>0-4 in 13 minutes
rip the dream
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>Serena will never shove a tennis racket up your ass while she yells 'come on'
I'm killing myself
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>>68004292
He looks so sad :'(
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>no rain for first time in like a week
>currently only playing for separate womens matches


RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do they keep getting away with this?
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>mfw all of America's good tennis players are black womyn
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>>68018163

a dumb rule that rain delayed matches are second on courts, not first
>>
Tfw you beat your dick so hard you get friction burns on the tip
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>>68018000
It always was.

>Nadullwinslol for years
>Unruly retarded public
>Shitty surface
>Still no roof because muh environment
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>>68018187
>>>/t/ennis
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>>68018000
Nah, it might very well be the most unpredictable Grand SLam in YEARS.
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>>68018238
I stopped betting because of this rain
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>>68018000
No, the worst grand slam ever is either:
>AO 08, 11, 12, 13, 15, 16
>Wimbly 11, 14, 15
>USO 11, 14
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>7-6
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>>68018332
kek
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>>68018332
>>USO 11, 14

Forgot USO 15
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>>68018332
I can't even imagine how salty you'd be if Botovic manages to win all 4 GS tournaments this year.
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>>68018379
>if
more like when
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>>68018379
Stan will save us.
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>>68018397
He definitely can,but you never know what can happen during the year. He could get injured, he could have a dip in form and face a player that goes full beast-mode...
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>>68018379
>tfw neither Federer nor Nadal ever won 4 consecutive slams

>Botovic is about to do it in a couple of days

tennis is not fair
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>>68018431
he's most likely going to win RG this year and that means he'll have all four grand slams at once.
not even Federer or Nadal could do it
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>>68018431
He was playing pretty shit yesterday, his serve was awful most of the time and he was doing a lot of shit unforced errors.
Does anybody know what happened? I heard the France TV guys talking about injury but I didn't know if they were referring to bot or Autisto-GOAT
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>>68018431
>He could get injured
prolly not as his body is made out of rubber and all his strokes are good for the body
>>68018445
the thing is that both Nadal and Federer always had each other to spoil the party
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>>68018465
>tfw in 2010 rafa would have won the AO too had it not been for his injry
REEEEEE
>>
>Shitolina
>>
>>68018465
>the thing is that both Nadal and Federer always had each other to spoil the party

Federer didn't cuck Nadal that much. He only beat him two times in a GS (06 and 07 wimbly).
Nadal is the one who cucked Federer a lot, always beating him at the French Open.
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>>68018445
Yep, it would be really impressive. But if he manages to hold all 4 titles and then proceed to win a calendar GS I think that would be unprecedented.
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>>68018477
>tfw Federer would have won the quadruple slam in 2009 if not for mono

two can play this game you know
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>>68018465
>prolly not as his body is made out of rubber and all his strokes are good for the body

He could fall ill too. I'm not saying it's probable, merely possible.
>>
>>68018549
hey man, i don't disagree. roger and rafa both deserve it :(
>>
>1-6 1-6
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>>68018598
>SWL
>>
>>68018598
Why even show up?
>>
Nole is a fucking EPO user. Never would it be more apparent if he goes on to win RG when he has to play every fucking day until Sunday now.

>Muh EGG
Fuck him.
>>
>>68018592
everyone is united in their strong dislike for Djockovic
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>>68018465
>all his strokes are good for the body

Requesting OC with djoko sitting in a wheelchair constantly having strokes
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>>68018607
Hi Andy! Ready for your match today?
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>7-6 5-2
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>>68018624
>Seriously, the egg is why I'm alway so well-rested
Fuck off Nole.
>>
when will the ATP matches start
>>
>>68018681
>atp
men's matches
>>
Robin Haase loses point for hindrance in hilarious fashion.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAEuNom72Jo
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>>68018674
I really want to try his egg, it looks so comfy.

>>68018681
As soon as the cunts finish playing. Autismo-GOAT is supposed to play in 5 minutes since Serena finished her opponent.
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KIKIKIKIKI
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>7-6 6-3
first dutch girl in the top 8 of a slam in 9 years apparently

THICK 6'0 GODDESS
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>>68018704
He lost the point because he screamed in response of Lama's grunting??
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>>68018711
alri
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>>68018734
Is that a man?
>>
>>68018704
mental midgets baka
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>>68018761
>Not eating them with a fork
What a barbarian. Fucking britbongs, I swear.
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Is there a similar image but with Andy winning Roland Garros?
Never seen one tbqh.
>>
>that happy af empire

kek
>>
Bacsinszky a cutie
>>
>>68018782
I'd like to see you eating strawberries and cream with a fork. I bet you'd slurp the remaining cream straight from the bowl you absolute ruffian.
>>
>>68018734
Yesssssss
>>
Autismo - Bot started.
Do it Roberto, we believe in you.
>>
acestream for the matches laddehs
>>
MENS MATCHES
E
N
S

M
A
T
C
H
E
S
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>>68018815
Are you here just to be spoonfed and shitpost?
>>
>>68018825
yes essentially
also fuck you i share acestreams all the time.
>>
>that one brit who got stood up by his "date" last night and is now trying to bully all the bros who just want to watch some tennis matches
baka lid
>>
>Djokowinslol
>>
Is Roberto the most useless tennis player in the world?
>>
maybe they payed people to lose fast
>>
>>68018879
He's at the top of the third tier...
>>
>>68018879
he played very well yesterday you fucking casual cunt
>>
>It's the djokovicwins Power Hour: the movie: the game: the movie (in 3D)
haven't we seen this episode like fifty times this year?
>>
>>68018799
>>68018782
>not eating strawberries with vanilla ice cream

For those 3 weeks when strawberries are edible in Finland they are seriously the best fruit/berry experience in the whole world
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>>68018935
>Power Hour: the movie: the game: the movie (in 3D)
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>>68018935
They've just been showing us the same game since 2008 but everyone feels too awkward to say anything
>>
>>68018935
Tired of reruns desu senpai
>>
>>68018935
I like the earlier season. He lost sometimes.
>>
>>68018332
This is the truth

>>68018840
Not me lad. I just woke up. I'm a regular here no bully.
>>
>>68018879
That would be Grigor (JUST), lad
>>
At least we can watch the men's matches in succession thank to Autista getting rekt.
>>
Is Djokovic the most perfect tennis player ever?
>>
>Goffin
>>
>>68019078
He's got perfect hair. Almost too perfect.
>>
>>68019085
IT'S JUST TOO THICK
>>
>>68019078
fuck off cuck
>>
>>68019085
I think his hair is the number one reason why I hate him. Looks so unnatural. Federer's flowing locks means that he is the true GOAT
>>
>>68019172
federer is more bald than nadal m8
>>
>>68019096
Wish I had hair that thick. Mine is extremely thin. Can't even put hair gel in there without looking like I'm balding.
>>
>>68019084
*goatfin
>>
>making djokobot work for it

Based Bautista
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>>68019212
>not using alpecin
lmao
>>
>>68019250
does it actually work?
>>
>>68019250
>snake oil
you idiot, there is no proof it does shit in any way at all
>>
>>68019250
Can't grow back what never was there in the first place. It's just that thin. May dad is the same and he still got a decent hairline at 65.
>>
Not to brag but I have short curly locks. Like a young Murray.
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>>68019279
why would you brag about that? curly hair is awful
>>
>>68019096
I'm in my early 30s and I have thick hair, but nowhere near as thick as his. I'm just thankful I've still got a good head of hair at my age.
>>
>Greatest returner

Misses a return
>>
bAUTISTa aGOAT
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>>68019263
>>68019270
>>68019275
no idea tbqh, I just know about it from the /TdF/ threads
>>
>Greatest backhand

He misses
>>
wew, the lithuanian seems butthurt
>>
>the "GOAT"
>doesn't win with triple bagel every time

Why do people pretend Djokovic is good?
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>>68019311
>>68019340
>>68019369
>>
>the "GOAT"
>shitty overheads
>>
>>68019353
he's latvian m9
>>
>>68019426
Very little difference.
>>
>Breaks back
>>
>>68019439
for you
>>
>>68019096
>tfw hair is thick as fuck
>but hairline is starting to recede
>I'm 21
>>
Bautista choking like a bitch.
>>
for some reason Bautista always goes super saiyan when facing Djoker
>>
Bautista no :(
>>
>>68019294
>not wanting to look like Jon Snow
>>
>>68019480
>things casuals say
>>
>>68019506
I've been a lifelong tennis fan since last week you cunt.
>>
>>68019480
Bautista Agut? No, Bautista Ashit
>>
>>68019503
Would you say Jon Snow's curly locks are short though ?
>>
>if things had been different there would have been different outcomes
why do I always see this sort of comment specifically when it comes to tennis discussions
>>
French ship just picked up a signal most likely from the egyptair black box(es)

Taking bets on cause of crash now lads
>>
is there anyone more autistic about drop shots than this guy

god forbid he misses one too, you know even more are coming and soon
>>
>>68019439
I was just about to lecture you on the large amount of differences between the two different countries, because they are Baltic sea bros, but then I realized I know almost nothing that I can use to differentiate between them
>>
will 190 cm master race reappear for wimbledon?
>>
>>68019585
who?
>>
>>68019543
someone farted smoking in the lavy
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>>68019543
the pilots were watching a djoko match and became suicidal by the thought he could win all 4 Gslams
>>
It's break back time
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>>68019520
hmm, no


btw if Got people were tennis players

>Mad "OCD" King, is obviously Nadal
>Djockovic is Dany Targaryan, first abused, then becomes cruel ruler
>Raonic is the mountain, because they are tall and everybody hates them
etc. etc.
Game of thrones is the only thing giving me joy in life atm besides mens tennis
>>
>>68019593
if you don't know who that is, you're a casual and you don't belong here
>>
>>68019536
because the multiverse is real
>>
>>68019640
it was an ironical question because I don't want to see him walking towards a camera ever again
>>
STOP MISSING BACKHANDS BAUTISTIC
>>
gasquet murray is gonna be the best match of the tournament
>>
>>68019658
good man.

i hope he comes back so we can bully him again abd make more memes. apparently he still walks towards the camera in /int/ so there's a chance he could be back
>>
>>68019543
Serbian terrorist were about to crash it at Nadal's pasrents house on Mallorca (were Nadal of course lives). The brave pilot preferred to crash the plane into the sea to keep Djokobitch from becoming GOAT
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>>68019615
>german flag
>resents success
>suggests suicide via plane

heres your (you) you filthy turkroach
>>
Thanks for the money novak
>>
HE HAS NO BACKHAND
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>>68019709
>egyptair
>not mudslimes crashing a plane without survivors
And I'm the turk?
>>
FUGG
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>>68019707
with no survivors?
>>
>all dem drop shots
>>
Djoko is going to lose soon. He can't keep getting away with being shit against these shit players. Thiem will kill him.
>>
>>68018782
>>Fucking britbongs, I swear

At least we don't have a fucking mess of a """""grand"""" slam that doesn't even have a roof
>>
>bAUTISTa takes him to four sets
>rafa wouldn't have rekt him
lmoa
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>>68019687
I remember a couple years ago he was called Lisicki's lover and people weren't bullying him! There was constant bantz wars between people posting women's feet, and saying
>watching mens tennis
>are you gay lol?
and serious people who like tennis

In the end the people who actually like tennis won and we bullied the disgusting people away
>>
>>68019798
too bad Rafa's wrist is going to explode soon
>>
>>68019798
novak up's his game 50x when he plays roger and nadal. don't count on that
>>
why the fck would he dropshot
>>
>Mr match point
>>
>>68019823
That's the only thing he can do.
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>>68019783
>he bought into the thiem meme
>>
>Mr crowd entertainer
>>
nooooooo
>>
>Djokovic - Berdych
The third set is gonna be 6-0 or 6-1.
>>
>INITIATING MAKE CROWD LIKE ME SEQUENCE
>>
>DWL
haha epic
>>
>>68019503
>>68019637
>game of plebs
>>
what an annoying cunt
>>
>>68019856
you mean ĐWL
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>>68019807
Reminder: He was here this slam but lisicki lost in 1st round
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does djoko have autism?
>>
>>68019871
simply ebin my serbian friend
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>DWL
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>They hate Nole
>>
>acts nice with the kids
>speaks French
>wears a funny hat

Such a nice guy desu
>>
>>68019798
Autista-Agut is actually better then he gets credit for, last US open He also took a set from Novak in the 4th round

His forehand is actually pretty good


I don't think Nadal would have won, but it would definitely have been closer than last year as Nadal has been back to his 2014ish self in 2016

2015dal was an anomally similar to Federer's 2013 or Murray's 2014. Iwth that said those guys haven't won a slam since then, my guess si that the next 1-2 Roland Garros will be Nadal's last chances for a slam

kinda sad that this era is finnishing
>>
>>68019915
he's only doing that after that miami incident where he went apeshit on that ballkid
>>
>forcing the ball boy to participate in his flattering ritual
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>The big 4

Not in every semi final
>>
>>68019860
so tell me bro, what sort of culture do you enjoy other than tennis?

DO you like "deep" movies like Inception and Matrix. Or "deep novels" like 1984 and half of Lord of the rings?

pls prove your patrician hood or I will assume the opposite
>>
who is /Ihatedjokovic/ here?
>>
>>68019943
and probably never again
>>
>showing interview bullshit instead of match currently happening

FUCKING EUROSPORT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>68019954
I don't hate him. just sick of him winning with his robotic game
>>
>>68019954
I don't hate him. I just don't watch matches with him that aren't against murray,nadal,federer or wawrinka
>>
>>68019904
this is a really good scene

The funny thing is that Don actually is spooked as fuck about young creative people coming in and destroying his identity
>>
>>68019949
I don't enjoy anything in life, but tv movie book: the wire, memento, the trial
>>
>>68019954
I don't hate him, I despise him.
>>
>>68019954
I like him. His game is what it is, but the man himself is pretty cool.
>>
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>I don't hate him
>t. every Djokovic hater

Having said that, I don't hate him.
>>
>>68019943
>the "big" four
>the tallest one is only 190cm
>>
>>68019915
yeah, he makes it hard to hate him sometimes
>>
Just waiting for the rain
>>
>>68020029
Are you saying they're not big, for you?
>>
>>68020029
>only
lanket spotted
>>
>>68019996
Yeah I liked it as well. You could tell Don was shaken by it. Ginsberg was a good character. Such a shit ending.
>>
>>68020060
ayyy
>>
Can someone post the Murray copypasta?
>>
>>68019917
He was pretty good this match.

he's a very good defender
>>
Thiem crushing Granollers right now. High hope for him!!
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the big 4 lads
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>>68019585
He was in the Champions League final threads on Saturday
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>>68020074
>>
GAS
QUET
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>>68020003
> the wire


Anyone who enjoys The wire is officially a somewhat cool guy. Treme is also good as fuck, I'm watching it atm. It's about New Orleans in the aftermath of Katrina and how the people keep fighting to be cool New orleans people.

It's basically instead of the drug trade it's about musicians, writers and cultured people in general. There is very little plot instead it's just normal life that we observe, it's awesome, give it a chance

t. someone who also enjoys little in life
>>
>>68020080
"Good defender" ergo, hit back like a cunt ala Djoko until you win.

Oh WOW.

>Those kids trying the POPOPOOPO OLE
>Laughing when they fail

Hilarious.
>>
>>68020099
He posted some shit about tennisfu and I told him to fuck off.
>>
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>tfw you were not kidnapped into the Graf-Agassi rape dungeon.
>>
F R O G
R
O
G
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EBAM

>>68020110
>tfw I namedrop the wire as my fav show even tho i Stopped watching after s1
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>>68020133
yes?
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>>68019954

>4chinz
>hating winners

sounds about right
wait about a year or two when a beat up BOT is nothing more than shade of his former self and see how popular he is with anon
>>
>>68020065
only guy who didn't have a stick in his ass

read somewhere that his character was a metaphor for nam vets and the trauma of Vietnam on American youth or something

still I agree
>>
Where da acestreams at?
>>
>>68020152
France's Ruling Overlord Gasquet
F R O G
>>
If the french want gasquet to win just hold up a picture of thomas hamilton in the crowd and andy will have a panic attack and retire
>>
>>68020110
The wire is a good show. Mad men, game of thrones, scrubs, it's always sunny literally all I watch.
>>68020162
Roger was breddy cool as well desu.
>You will never go drinking with Roger
>>
>Nadal has pulled out of Queens
>>
>>68020119
Top French inventions
>cheese
>garlic
>ideals of French revolution


200 year time gap

>POPOPOOPO OLE chant

I remember when I first heard the chant as a little brat watching the Frenchie open, it seemed really cool, nowadays the people saying "OLE" seem to do it because it would be akward if they didn't
>>
Fuck Thiem, the dude always give up on end points. Ain't no competitor. C'mon. Don't surrender bruh, fight the fucking points.
>>
>>68020216
Really don't think he has the energy. Not everyone is like bot/Rafa/Murray especially the younger generation.
>>
is gasquet-murray going to be the greatest match of rg 16?
>>
>>68020212
Cheese wasn't even french
>>
>>68020246
No. It will rain.
>>
Will Gasquet get raped ? I kinda want him to prevail desu.
>>
>>68020245
But, mentally, it ain't good to check out. Teaches you bad habits.

>>68020264
Gasquet is playing the best tennis of his life.
>>
>>68020166
Philippe-Chatrier Court (Murray Match) acestream://a4f57c99ab50464fa8ce6fe2c8d214c71f901161
Suzanne-Lenglen Court (Ferrer Match) acestream://7cfb4c12ae96eabc79c350d53d88e71d8797b6d9
>>
Murray is such a cool player.
>>
>>68020250
Most of the best varieties are French though.
(no disrespect to the great Italian and Dutch cheese)
>>
>>68020212
I kinda doubt the ola is a french invention.
>>
>>68020293
>Dutch cheese

Britain makes better cheese than those twats.
>>
>>68020305
you're forgetting us
>>
>Thiem dropshot the fuck out of Granollers
>"OUI MONSIEUR" - Little kid

BEST CROWD
>>
>>68020151
>>tfw I namedrop the wire as my fav show even tho i Stopped watching after s1
absolutely disgusting desu lad
>>68020246
it has potential, the crowd will boo Mury so hard and cheer Gaskek til the end of dawn
>>68020199
>you will never smoke weed with Ginsberg and Stan while discussing how hot Mairlyn Monroe is
>you will never have a long lunch with Ken Cosgrove while giving him feedback on the draft of his latest novel
>you will never peg Peggy
>>
>>68020246
It's a quarter final match dude
>>
>>68020341
murray doesn't give a fuck about the crowd
>>
Murray is the most entertaining player to watch
>>
>>68020212
>ideals of French revolution
based on American revolutionary writings, especially Thomas Paine's Common Sense
>>
>>68020369
>Emotionally unstable Murray
>Giving no fuck about the crowd
u wot m8
>>
>>68020384
>1080p bait.
>>
>>68020341
If he didn't care enough to keep watching after the first season the second one would probably have killed him.
>>
>>68020394
he doesn't care about crowds he only blames his team
>>
>>68020394
murray is cranky and angry because of the way he is. imo that's why he is so good. but that has little to do with the crowd.
>>
EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY EASY
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>>68020341
>you will never come up with a great ad with Don
>>
>camera suggestively pointed to the clouds
Don't tempt fate you fucks
>>
THE CITY OF FRANCE
>>
Who's the Aussie with mcenroe?
>>
MOTHER FUCKING THIEM!!!
>>
>French """""people""""" in charge of attending their grand slam tournament
>>
>>68020132
this commercial is so creepy
>>
>I tell you Gasquet is in the best form to win RG
GasKEK
>>
>>68020463
The crowds are on strike.
>>
>>68020384
absolutely, but the French were more egalitarian, there were no Jacobins in America

Frenchies would also say that the Americans themselves were based on French and European enlightenment philosophers

The French ideals also spread through Europe with the help of Napoleon, America was pretty irrelevant for the most part

The British glorious revolution, the American, and then the French were all progressively more radical

So you are only partly right

idea history is pretty cool
>>
Gasquet is an ineffective pusher with a Hollywood backhand that only works from ten miles behind the baseline
>>
New thread?
>>
Murray embarrassing gasquet in front of a home crowd
>>
>>68020485
it's actually true, there are riots and fuel workers striking and shit atm in France
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>>68020503
Yes that was the joke m8.
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>>68020512
hehe

I haven't talked to a real human since last Thursday
>>
Murray and Gasquet both wearing suitable and proper clothing. They're good lads.
>>
How tall is Gasgay? He looks like a manlet.
>>
Our man
>>
Someone make a new thread please. I'm still in a line at Aldi.
>>
>>68020536
Are we not real
>>
>>68020540
1.85m
>>
>>68020540
185 cm
>>
>>68020540
5'7 I think
>>
E B A M
B
A
M
>>
>Gasquet finally makes it into the QF's in his home country
>French crowd, which makes a world of difference for Gasquet's motivation is nowhere to be seen for the match

In all seriousness, this is THE worst 'Grand Slam' I've watched to date.
>>
>>68020551
There is no way to know lol

couldn't there technically be a robot that does shitposting?

What I meant is I haven't talked to someone face to face for 6 days, which is making me feel sort of insanish
>>
T H I E M
H
I
E
M
>>
God I hope it's Thiem in the SF and not Goffin.
>>
>>68020606
Same but other way around.
>>
>GOATfin winning it easily
/sp/ BTFO once again
>>
>>68020555
>>68020556
His chin to shoulder ratio is oddly large though
>>
RICHARD WITHT HE GOAT POINT
>>
>>68020617
why you dislike thiem?
>>
>ferrer in charge of converting opportunities
>>
GASQUET DEBOUT
>>
commentators at gasquet match
>the audience should've blown the roof off if there was one
everyone knows this slam is a joke
>>
F R O G
R
O
G
>>
>No more spanish roiders in RG

HOW ?!
>>
thick thighs
>>
When are they going to ban using towels on the baseline? These poor ballkids have to handle these sweaty towels all the time. Just use your wristband to wipe your forehead.
>>
>>68020638
can't take grown men with facial acnea seriously
>>
>>68020671
holy shitlol
>>
>>68020654
Vinolas lad
>>
pussy crowd! pick your guy11
>>
Berdych destroying everyone so he can bend over to Djokovic in the QF as usual.
>>
>>68020697
They don't want to go against the Auld Alliance
>>
is this literally literally the best french open in the last 10 years?
>>
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Is Berdshit the worst tennis player ever?
He will get demolished by Djoko in straight sets as usual.
>>
Could have turned his ankle then the silly twonk.
>>
some of these players would have a fit of ocd if you took towley away.

btw nice faill reechargeeee
>>
>>68020654
Probably first time all are out before the quarters in this millennium
>>68020638
Goffin is cooler imo, Thiem is just a muscle boy who runs around and muscles the ball really hard

He is really similar to Wawrinka but he is also quite a bit like Ferrer. Goffin just hits the ball cleanly, and times it well as fuck
>>
>tfw no transgender tennis players

C'mon, it's 2016!
>>
Gaskek soiling his ridiculous midget legs.
>>
>>68020714
SOUNDS LIKE OBJECTIVITY TO I
>>
>>68020721
LMAO tell me that's real please
>>
>>68020721
So many layers here

>Men's tennis forum
>Being an avatarfag for some yaoi tennis manga
>Actually getting an answer
>Betaing the fuck out
>They call me Berda
>One letter away from Merda aka Shit.

BERDSHIT!!
>>
>>68020714
what about melzer's semi-final m8?
>>
Why the fuck is it called British Eurosport? Do you really need to distance yourselves from the rest of Europe this badly?
>>
>>68020702
ive lost count how many times ferrer has had bps or 0-30/15-30 and either fucked it up or gotten corner to cornered by the big berdshit groundies. he almost always gets broken in the next game too. shut the match off at 4-2 and looking at the scoreline seems like he did it again.

berdshit pretty solid tho for someone who got double bageled a few weeks ago.

doesnt matter, we all know its going to be 7-5, 6-1, 6-3 in the quarters for bot
>>
Have fun staring at Murray's birthmark in the back of his right leg for the rest of your life.
>>
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British invasion on the streets of Paris
>>
RICHARD TELLING MURRAY TO FCK OFF!!!
>>
>>68020746
That's because it's fucking expensive to go pro and only plebs & crazy people do this transgender shit
>>
>>68020721
imagine being the 8th best player in the world with incredible talent

first you get double bageled by Goffin, then someone tweets you this

>m-my friends call me Berda

No one would ever tweet Zlatan, and tell him, hey we call you Zatan, because you are as shit as him lol

poor Berdshit
>>
>>68020769
shut up you blonde idiot. go choke on an iceberg
>>
>>68020773
remove this this painting
>>
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>>68020769
Fuck off
>>
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>>68020773
qt little tennis racquet.
>>
>>68020769
fuck off lad
>>
>>68020769
Because it's eurosport with British programming
They changed their name months ago anyway m8
>>
CROWD CHEERING THE FUCK OUT OF RICHARD. UMPIRE BTFO.
>>
Murray loving the crowd against him.
>>
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boooooooooo
allez richard
>>
>>68020769
shut yer cunt pal
>>
>same as your mother
>>
POPOPOPOPOLOPOLOOOOOOOOOOOO

OLEEEEE
>>
Fucking Frenchies. EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM EBAM.
>>
>>68020746
Wouldn't work because I'd imagine they would be pretty weak half the time. being transgender in sports would be hell and laughed at if they kept losing every week.
>>
most undeserved break back ever
>>
>>68020830
why are the Brits so butthurt?

The Italian Eurosport is surely not called

"Italian" Eurosport

The truth is that Brits are sucpicious of everything European so the marketing people throw in the "British" so that UKIP voters will keep buying the Eurosport subscription
>>
>>68020769
I'd prefer if every country does it. My apartment complete has 4 satellite dished and i get like 10 different version of eurosport all named "eurosport"
>>
better not get broken now Richard (please)
>>
and here comes the sooking
>>
>>68020861
triggered
this is often how break points are, friend
>>
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>>68020818
that's a nice emma you posted there
>>
MURRAY ON PLS.
Where are the shitters who were talking shit about the crowd??
>>
Bye granola
>>
no way Richard can do it, didn't beat Murray since 2012. Just watching for the awesome backhand that's all desu
>>
>Break back
>>
We could be getting a Stan vs Dick semifinals
Beautiful backhands galore
>>
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>I don't root for Gasquet
>>
le jechangemonovergripeverygameman
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>>68020842
Who /cheese/ in here?
>>
>>68020888
>I rank Djokovic
>>
>>68020889
>richardnechangerajamaislegripdetonmanche(monpenis)
>>
>>68020888
I'm rooting for Andy because I love his nerd rages, they're fucking amusing.
>>
>LE BREAK SERVE AND CAN'T HOLD MEME MAN
EVERYTIME IS THIS WTA
>>
>>68020865
It's not even called british eurosport anymore friend
>>
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>Le death by drop shots
>>
>>68020896
Is Cheese an important part of British cuisine ? Never heard of it before.
>>
someone make a new thread pls
>>
>And so it begins - Murray
>No, it ends now - Richard

FRANCE!!
>>
New thread now!!!
>>
>>68020931
whos this gravel trawl
>>
>>68020931
Waiting for germanbro to come back from aldi
>>
>>68020927
CHEESE & CHIPS
>>
Beautiful.
Gasquet I love you.
>>
>>68020927
Dunno about cuisine but we make world class cheese.
>>
>>68020788
>only plebs & crazy people do this transgender shit
This transgender stuff is surely much less common for working class people. Rich people who don't have to work to survive have much more time to be anxious about their gender

Just so you know brain scans of transgender show that the brains of them look like the gender that they identify with and not the one they are born with

not looking to start a debate but just saying that you shouldn't be completely dismissive of them
>>
>be Scottish
>start watching Andy Murray
>he starts losing
>>
>>68020967
Guess I'll try some if I ever cross la Manche then.
>>
>>68020982
He's gonna start spazzing out soon
>>
>>68004671
new thread jpg?
>>
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>>68020967
>>68020997
You should
>>
>>68020976
That's why I said crazy people. They also hurt society with their snowflake shit. Sometime people have to shut the fuck up and deal with their issues on their own.
>>
>>68020997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_cheeses
>>
new thread faggots:
>>68020934
>>68020934
>>68020934
>>68020934
>>68020934
>>68020934
>>
>>68021013
>There are more than 250 specialist cheese makers across the UK. The UK now produces more varieties of cheese than France, long considered the world’s cheese capital.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/festival-of-business/11064406/British-artisan-cheese-makers-beat-the-French-at-their-own-game.html

You need to get on our level, lads.
>>
>>68020925
age makes fools of us all
>>
>>68020305
>He actually thinks English cheese is better
I feel sorry for you having such bad taste
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