Maybe someone will actually play tennis today
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
12:30 Svitolina E. - Williams S.
Men
11:00 R16 Djokovic (1) - Bautista-Agut (14)
11:00 R16 Granollers-Pujol - Thiem (13)
11:30 R16 Ferrer (11) - Berdych (7)
12:00 R16 Goffin (12) - Gulbis
14:30 QF Gasquet (9) - Murray (2)
15:00 QF Ramos-Vinolas - Wawrinka (3)
Women
11:00 R16 Pironkova - Radwanska (2)
11:00 R16 Halep (6) - Stosur (21)
13:00 R16 Williams (1) - Svitolina (18)
13:00 R16 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Putintseva
13:30 R16 Williams (9) - Bacsinszky (8)
14:00 R16 Bertens - Keys (15)
radar showing some potential here lads
all the rain spinning/drifting to the south and west
>>68000571
yay more rain for me
morning lads
is this the worst grand slam ever?
between Federer pulling out, Rafa pulling out, Tsonga retiring mid-match, AND countless delays and cancellations from rain.
>>68000532
>rain all day again
>>68000617
i still think the 2014 us open might have taken place in some sort of parallel universe
2012 uso was kinda horrible too and i dont want to talk about the 2009 wimbledon either, partially for flag related reasons
>>68000617
i like their multimedia it's on point and shows a lot of insight for people who can't walk around and see those things in person
>>68000617
Nah, this is just the average French Open.
Oh jesus look at that rain
BUILD ROOF
>>68000544
that strycova-radvanska one cracks me up everytime.
looks like toddlers or something
doing circles over paris
Looks funny on the satellite pictures
>>68000724
>rips his tendon by carrying the flag
he doesn't put overgrip on the entire handle
>yfw da djokic will win da rolan garos
>>68000791
FROG
what a disaster
>tfw Goffin could enter top 10 today
>this RG will be cancelled
>Djoko will never ever win the French and complete the career slam
so theres no chance this ends on schedule is there
>this """"""""grand""""""""" slam
court covers are being taken off
>no roof
>no floodlights
>no hawk-eye
What do these guys do with their revenue? If they can't get their shit together ITF should move the clay slam elsewhere
Don't bother watching today btw, will rain like a bitch
reminder that roofs are cancer and an outdoor tournament should be an outdoor tournament for ALL matches
reminder that the roof at wimbledon is the only reason Federer beat Murray in the 2012 final
>>68000912
Fuck off cunt
>>68000912
>muh tradition
Indoor courts are the only way to make things fair for everyone
>>68000914
i'll put you in the fucking ground mate, you little casual scrote.
>>68000921
it isn't fair for eveyrone it changes the matches that take place under a roof massively
Should Indian Wells replace RG as a grand slam?
Should the Open 13 at Marseille replace RG as a Grand Slam?
Should the ABN Amro World Tennis Tournament at Ahoy Rotterdam replace RG as a Grand Slam?
The amount of people that just went "should x replace RG as a Grand Slam?" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
To hell with this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny 4chan".
>>68000963
Moot pls go
Should the addictive and funny 4chan replace RG as a Grand Slam?
@68000963
You're not going to bait anyone with that old pasta David.
They could reshuffle the slams a bit so it's during a season when it doesn't rain all the fucking time.
>>68000988
It's basically Summer there
They should convert all Australian tennis courts to clay and all French and Spanish courts to hardcourt.
why cant djokovic judt fuck off abd die already?
>>68000791
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68000984
you know that still counts as a you
most excited to watch gasquet, svitolina and bertens desu
>>68001002
Because you died sometime after Wimbledon 2013 and this is actually hell.
>>68000690
>>68000693
It's a pretty ugly looking place, what with all the concrete and dirty sticky clay everywhere. Doesn't contrast well at all. The seating arrangement isn't easy on the eye either. There's only so much those trees can do, they're working overtime.
Batista-Agut is the most pointless seed ever.
What does he ever do? Has he ever even beaten a top 20 opponent in a GS?
Dat mudball
>agut's record
fucking yawn. can this guy be expelled from the seeds and someone who can actually challeneg the decent players be put in instead.
agut is a literal clay pigeon for all top 10 players. it's like a free-pass to the next rounf
>not putting a giant plastic canvas over the stadiums to serve as a quick makeshift roof
>showing Djokovic instead of Thiem
reee
>>68001086
Is it not being shown anywhere?
i literally played football on clay pitches as an 11-13 year old child during winter in all disgusting weather. why can't these tennis player poofs just play through the rain too?
>>68001072
>expelled from the seeds
They seed the top 30 ranked players, you can't just expel someone that is ranked 16th...
>>68001093
no it is. it's just just that the acestream i have isn't showing it :^)
>>68001100
the ball must bounce
>tfw you will never be this aesthetic
>inb4 it rains and forget about fucking tennis for the day
The frogs will build roof when we pay debts.
Never.
is anyone else struggling to see the ball?
>>68001135
yeah and it's not because of the quality of the stream
>>68001135
Actually yes, here.
I have no idea why, didn't have any problems the previous days.
I'm watching it on tv in hd too.
>>68001144
im watching on the tv and struggling
>>68001135
Yeah not too easy to follow at the moment.
>get broken
>break back
fucking what is the point of being a djokovic fan? you know he's going to win it every time no matter what. where is the excitement?
>>68001135
yea same
>>68001135
BUILD
>>68001145
Combination of low light and dark clay probably. Though I doubt that's any different to previous days.
yeah, can see it a lot more clearly now its new balls.
must've been because the balls were soaking and full of clay all over
list of people literally raped by rain delays
>nishikori
>halep
>radwanska (JUST)
who am i forgetting
>>68001167
>who am i forgetting
Us.
>>68001164
Me too, I can see just fine now.
Weird.
>>68001019
This would actually make sense in my case if you said 2011
hold your fucking serve, bAUTISTA
>getting broken 3 times in a set by Bautista Agut
JUST
>mfw Djokovic loses because of rainb all
>>68001072
I feel you senpai but someone's gotta make up the numbers
The difference in skill level between the top4 and the rest of the top 32 is actually smaller than you think. Mentally Agut can't go to the next level, it's beyond his control
>>68001200
>Djokovic loses
>losing
>Djokovic
yeah nah
>>68001150
Because he is goat, simple as that.
>>68000791
Only losers who use two handed backhand needs a full overgrip
DJOKOVIC CHOKING. B0T AND WATER DUNT MIX.
>>68000895
>Hawkeye on clay
are you dumb ?
>>68001210
>he plays one handed backhand
sup grandpa
IT'S OVER
DJOKO IS FINISHED
CAN HE DO IT?
>>68001219
The marks are unreliable too you know. Depending on how loose or tough the clay is at that point the mark might be smaller or bigger than the real footprint. These things are affected by the weather
literally yelled "COME ON" when bAUTISTa won the set
that's how excited seeing anything other than >DWL gets me
call me delusional but Rafa would have fucking REKT Djokovic.
>Djokko went up and left the fucking court without the Ref stopping the game
ASSHOLE.
I've watched this episode before
Pretty sure Djokovic was a set and a break down in a masters to bautista agut and then won
If Bautistic wins this will become the best slam of the decade as opposed to the worst
France Tv are such fuck-ups that they ain't showing the Thiem game.. Instead you get Radjwanska. Fuck that.
I can see clearly now the rain has gone
>>68000895
>>no hawk-eye
The French won't want to officially use a British invention.
I missed the first set of djoker. Where can i catch up?
>djoko loses the first set, go out for a bit
>come back, eurosport showing thiem game
What happened???
>>68001283
Djoko retired. groin injury
>>68001283
>PLAY SUSPENDED
Kill me now,
>i can't follow the ball
>>68001219
True, everyone needs to keep up the pretense that Hawkeye is infallible (when it actually has an error margin of 2-3mm), and clear evidence to the contrary (a mark on clay) would bugger that up
>Djokovic pretends to struggle in the fourth round then steamrolls through the rest of the tourney
Didn't we already see this episode during the Aussie Open this year? (Can he beat his One Hundred unforced errors??)
>>68001267
underrated
>>68001263
They didn't because the camera was completely wet.
You couldn't see shit.
Maybe all the rain daleys from yesterday have fucked short circuited the bot
>>68001327
What the fuck? Didn't they have another camera? The fuck?
>>68001026
well he can take a set from Djokobot and fuck with him
Novak always lost against Nadal in the wet.
Autisto-GOAT
Someone post Acestream
why is this thread so dead? does /sp/ only care about the australian open?
>>68001361
1cb5faaaef8165765a9d069ba13b20f4f9260ce2
>France
>>68001100
>not ujnderstanding tennis
>>68001363
Yes.
>>68001367
Acestream for rain?
>>68001379
sometimes when i see posts like that i can't decide if that's a genuine newfriend post or a really shitty bait
This is so shit.
First bank holiday monday is rained off. Now I'm working from home and it's gonna be rained off again.
All on top of first GS this millenium with no federer.
Joke
>>68001384
replay of Djok match :(
MALFUNCTIONING
WATERPROOFING SHUT DOWN
UNABLE TO COMPETE CIRCUITS
EXECUTING RAINDELAY.EXE
>>68001402
watch Nishichoki vs. FROG replay
bretty good
>>68001417
Oh it just switched to that, sweet
>inb4 Djokowinslol 3-6 6-0 6-0 6-0 when play resumes
>>68001430
did you find a repeat of Djoko's first set on Acestream?
Nice """""""grand""""""" slam, france.
anyone know when the play will be resumed?
>>68001487
Nah just have the 1 stream so am just watching whatever it shows me
>>68001543
Don't expect too much today. Likely to rain all day again.
>>68001561
that's a damn shame
>>68001550
>>68001487
foxsports says earlier but live day 10 is today cancelled? mine showing djokovic and bautista.
>yfw Federer wins Wimbledon because all the good players are stuck in Paris waiting for the rain to stop
>>68001584
don't get your hopes up rog
The rain will probably stay for a long time. They are going to fall behind schedule and nobody wants that, really.
To save some time, I suggest that they should cancel the matches that started, and give the victory to whoever had the upper hand before the interruption.
>>68001584
Raining in London too right now.
>>68001595
Rock-paper-scissors Bo5
reckon novak will cut his losses and throw this slam
>>68001595
>implying they'd do that to a member of the Big Four
yeah nah
Why don't they just close the roof?
Oh wait...
The curse of Nadal lives on
Soderling's career is still fucked
Djokovic will never win the French, due to increasingly bizarre circumstances
no match before 2pm
>French Grand slam
>France doesn't have at least 2 players in the 1/4 finals
>>68001608
but wimbledon has a roof :^)
Year of our lord and savior, 2016. No lights, no roof.
>>68001639
wanna talk about wimbledon and how they were shit for 50 years after perry?
or the current state of the male US tennis?
>tfw can't even do something else cause play might resume
Fucking build a roof.
Please.
>Paris When It Drizzles
>>68001639
>Bulgarian Grand Slam
oh wait
>>68001671
>>68001692
TRIGGERED
>>68001692
Garanti Koza Sofia Open
While we wait, so what other sports do you lads follow?
Football and F1/MotoGP here.
absolute shambles so far
hope it doesn't rain all through the euros aswell
>>68001734
only football and tennis.
other sports are dreadful.
>>68001654
You have a ROOF? Damn, that means you could play a few games out of the hundreds that need to be played??
DAMN!!
>>68001748
>hope it doesn't rain all through the euros aswell
It's not so much an issue with football, though it depends on how long it rains and the quality of the pitch.
>this guy has made it through to the quarters
this slam is in the running for worst in the last decade
>>68001734
Ice hockey, F1, AFL and cricket here 2bh.
>>68001734
tennis is my top but (american) football and memechuck here. some baseball/hockey too but less so over the years, same with racing (f1/indy/redneckcar/nhra), same with really everything except tennis these last few years. meh. still sort of try to catch important events or playoffs though.
that monaco race the other day was one of the memest things ive ever seen. i coulda swore some of those guys were trying to play our bingo, especially sauber
tl;dr tennis only tbqh
>>68001734
I wanted to watch game 7 yesterday between the Warriors and OKC. I was so tired that I slept after 5 minutes.
>>68001764
Second roof coming soon. Master Plan. Lovely English country garden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Em0k3Kih0
Agut broke Chokavic twice in their first set..
>>68001773
Which guy is this?
>>68001781
By that point, why name it an Open Tournament if it is played indoor. Next step should be dropping the white apparels if you care so less about tradition...
>>68001787
3 times lad
>>68001788
has to be ramos
>>68001773
Weak era.
>>68001764
>defending having no roof
>>68001791
If it rains, then needs must.
>>68001781
Meanwhile the Australian Open has 3 (THREE) roofs.
I think it's time the other Slams stepped up their game.
>>68001806
That's a multi-sport area though isn't it? Wimbledon and Roland Garros are only ever used for tennis and is probably the reason it's taken so long to get roofs.
If they made the slam 3 weeks, weather wouldn't be a problem. Also players would be playing better tennis.
>>68001817
I dont want anyone to play tennis
In my ideal world all I do is shitpost. With all of the rain, I get extra days to do this.
France pls do not build roof
Let's talk about NIshikori. Where you guys disappointed in his performance? He played like shit...
>>68001842
No one's surprised anymore.
>>68001842
by his performance*
>>68001813
of course, stupid to have stadiums that will sit empty of 50 weeks of the year
no play before 3pm
Let's talk about Thiem now. Future #1? Or is that gonna be Zverev? He seems headed to a Semis at age 22.. Nadal talked very highly of both of them.
Why is there a bunch of people clapping/dancing/singing in the court?
>No play before 3pm
Now is the time to be upset.
Fuck this, gonna play some video games.
>>68001842
one of the worst performances so far, easily
i remember thinking that he should have lost the verdasco match and got lucky there and was going to need to play better to beat gasquet, but i fully expected him to.
nope. the rain delay at 4-2 40-40 fucked his shit up (his look on the court was telling for most of the next half hour) but credit to gasquet, he did play well and better defense than ive seen from him in awhile. disappointing that i knew gasquet would get broken serving to stay in the set in the third and kei just needed to win the next 20 mins; i think gasquet would have given him the rest.
instead kei plays somehow even worse in the 4th. wouldnt even allow for a possible choke. fuck him. deserved to lose
>>68001852
No need to correct it 2bh, the original was correct.
>>68001885
It's the anti-rain dance.
>>68001543
Not before 1 bong's time according to RG official twitter
>>68001903
disappointed with sounds more correct 2bh
lets make some memes.
there has to be some good rain ones available
>>68001543
UPDATE: Weather Update: No play before 3pm
>>68001954
yeah i heard. i guess it's a good sign that they haven't cancelled the matches yet. a delay indicates that they're expecting the rain to stop
ayy
>>68001972
How many times a month does it rain in UEA?
>>68001584
kek
>>68001983
rainfall isn't a monthly occurrence here. but they often make it rain with the help of cloud seeding
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding#United_Arab_Emirates
>>68001608
rain in england?
>>68001954
3pm GMT?
>>68002028
Paris time.
>>68001608
Good. It helps the grass and makes everything lovely and green. Spring flowers love it.
>>68002016
twitter.com/Wimbledon/status/737601282265862148
what's this now? yearly revenue is 220 million euros but it's gonna take 4 years to get the roof done?
The invention of clay court tennis;
'How do we slow these english cunts down?'
>>68002045
Problem is that it's in a noble residential district. The rich residents seem to have something against such a huge ass building and the tournament site getting bigger.
>>68002080
Even though the tennis buildings were there first and the residential buildings around it came later.
>>68002098
well, you see the same thing with highways and railroads... first they're built, then people move in due to the new infrastructure and then proceed to complain about the noise
is arthur ashe getting a roof? that's crazy, it's such a huge and wide crater
>>68002080
government should just forcibly acquire their land and tell them to fuck off
>>68002098
Well, doesn't matter. As long as you own neighbouring property you can really fuck up most construction plans if you want to.
Let's congratulate our boy taylor fritz (age 18) on getting engaged to his 17 year old girlfriend
https://twitter.com/Taylor_Fritz97/status/737415675921223681
99.9% chance dumb shit got her preggo
nadal still no sign of marriage
>>68002151
rafa will marry maria after retirement
>>68002126
Too many protection laws. Not just there, it's the same over here.
The local football club here wanted to build 2 new football fields. They could have bought the land easily but some Jewish women(not kidding) owned a small patch next to it.
She blocked the whole project and everyone in that club hates Jews now, kek.
WTF Djoko was losing 6-3
>>68002151
This reminds me.
>that feel when no gf
>>68002151
Her gf has FEDERER highfiving her on her twitter frontpage (no idea how it's called). Fkin cuck.
>>68002197
jelly frog
>>68002206
True dat, I'd like to Highfive Federer too.
What's Federer doing right now?
>>68002217
Fapping to ball girls.
>>68002217
Probably already in Stuttgart
>>68002197
>>68002206
>>68002214
We'd all love to meet Roger.
>>68002231
i wish i was friends with me
>>68002217
Getting his weekly TEST shot to win wimbledon
Gillou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVSIpfmHTlc
What happened to Halep?
>>68000532
>cut off tits
>start wearing a burka
What a cunt
>>68002265
i just watched that
>>68002265
>Do you ski?
>I run in the snow...
Poor guy.
having cous cous and mackrel for lunch
court sweeping is go
Shut it down. Shut it all down and come back next week.
where the tennisses at
they're about to resume btw
>le McEnroe is teh funny
I hate this show
>live
IT'S HAPPENING
>>68002440
They hope.
I hope AGUT TAKES DOWN THE BOT
CMON AGUT MAKE GAY PEOPLE PROUD
Can Bautistic take down the bot?
wear to god, France tv are so fucking incompetent. They've been showing the wrong court for hours on the tiem stream.
Boris looks like "an elderly fan"
>France
I wonder what becker and novak talk about?
Based djoko
Kek
>France cheering for DJoko
Ugh. Such a shitty crow. Well, understandable, at 150+ a seat for nosebleeds, only rich cunt go there.
>>68002550
Chauvinistic comments about the women's skirts and shorts.
I really want the bot to lose now, but it would also be much funnier if he lost in the final
>She also suggests that organisers are keen to reach the 59 minutes-played mark, as at that point they only need to refund half the ticket price
pmsl
>bot with an umbrella
this fuckin guy
god, its fucking embarrassing watching Djokovic trying to act to the crowd.
>le look at how fun and exubraant i am . xD xD pls love me strong frenchmen
why does he need to do this? he must have extremely low self-esteem
>>68002570
AGainst whom exactly? Murray ain't good enough.
>>68002562
>france booing djoko
>what a shitty crowd
>france cheering for djoko
>what a shitty crowd
Are they actually playing again lads or?
>>68002570
doubt he's gonna lose BAUTISTIC LOOKS NERVOUS
>>68002593
habbening
any update on the restart
>>68002586
Stanislas the Manislas
>>68002606
RBA and novak are back on the court
>>68002587
Fck off, you can't understand our culture.
>>68002580
Ihadfunonceanditwasawful.png
why's everyone picking on based djoko ?
>inb4 they play for 5 mins and stop
I can see it coming.
I will be fucking furious if they don't play at least a set.
>>68002617
Oh fck, you are right. Stan is in a tremendous form.
>>68001781
I swear I can hear God Save The Queen every time I open that image
>>68002623
yeah ok
>>68002629
This.
How can you not love the guy?
He is great.
>>68002617
nah stan is gonna win at wimbledon
I expect him to choke here
>>68002629
I have no idea. He's the most likable of the top players.
Slippy D still has 1.14 odds even when down a set. Amazing
>>68002580
this
it's so transparent as well
>>68002672
>More likable than Roger
>>68002629
His playstyle is even more cancerous than Nadul.
djokovic is bad for tennis
everyone knows it
Oh look, tennis.
>back home just in time when the game resumes
Sweet. Even if it's for 30min.
do you think if Dokovic was born as a german he would be more loved?
>>68002736
No.
>>68002736
He is already loved, what are you talking about. Just because of bunch of you autists and Stan the bambalaman fans here hate him doesn't mean it's like that.
6-0 inc.
Just stuck £5 on Austitic Goat
:^) what should I spend my winnings on
>>68002770
At almost every tournament people root against him.
>>68002691
>Nadul
I thought /sp/ loved Rafa. That's not true anymore? Pls tell me these things I wanna be in the loop damn it.
>>68002793
That's just because people like to cheer for the underdog
>>68002770
people cheer for winners because it makes them feel like a winner too
even the people who love him feel sick inside for doing so
>>68002801
/sp/ only loves nadull when he's cucking djokobitch
>>68002770
i like how you serbs only showup when djoko is playing
never saw u fags when troicki was getting his ass whooped
>>68002801
>>68002801
/sp/ is more than one person
>>68002580
Fucking hell, /sp/ does this to anybody who's good at their sport and doesn't participate in the bullshit surrounding it. Try to project character flaws onto him in the absence of charisma. Just let the man play tennis and you can argue with his stats once he retires
>>68002803
They still root for Federer and Nadal.
Go to bed Djokovic
>>68002803
Yeah when Federer was no.1 everyone cheered against him obviously. Ditto Nadal. Ditto Sampras. Etc etc.
>>68002819
>let the man play tennis
yeah I'm sure getting mocked on 4chan is really weighing on his mind lmao
Christ some of you are fucking boring. Why is he having fun with the crowd? Why is he smiling? Why is he enjoying life as the best player in the world? Why is he not miserable? You all expect him to be like the boring cunt Federer.
i have a sneaky suspicion novak will find a way to fuck me over again
>you will never be on djokovic's payroll for astroturfing for him on sp tennis
count your blessings
>>68002817
The devil you say!
>>68002793
are we watching the same tournaments brah
>>68002812
ye keep telling that to yourself
>>68002816
I'm here like always. I just don't post a lot because I get flag shamed, see like this
>>68002829
Only when I get triggered I have to vent a bit
>>68002832
THe fuck are you on? Federer was on a class of his own.
>>68002843
>£100 accumulators on disparate sports
Are you rich and stupid, or poor and clinically retarded?
>>68002843
Nice slip, lad
What u going to spend it on
Akek
there is no way you are here all the time but only post when everyone is hating djokovic you fucking liar
Why do people like Federer so much? He's so boring.
See the point right there? Novak didn't do shit yet still won the point. DIdn't even have to move. Fuck that shit.
>there is some idiot on the bbc live-feed asking for Hawkeye at Roland Garros
>>68002895
bad bait frog try again
>>68002895
Not on then court he isn't. His style of play is lovely to watch, especially on grass.
>>68001268
>hawk eye on a surface that leaves a mark on the ground
just
>>68002895
How can tennis be this subjective?
ask a guy who played with dominic thiem in the same tennis club anything
>>68002922
how big is his dick?
>>68002895
This senpai. He's such a boring cunt. Le show no emotion ice man. Actually wonder why people love him so much. Okay his play style is aesthetic. But everything else is plain. Nole at least had a good time being a young punk. Rafa has his retarded quirks. Muzza is a headcase but Fed is just plain.
>>68002922
Is he hung?
>>68002922
I thought it was the same academy
>>68002922
have you posted this before? getting deja vu
>>68002922
is dominic arrogant?
deathscarf
>>68002922
Did he fuck you in the ass?
>>68002922
Did you guys ever rub each other down in the locker room after a hard match?
>>68002922
Dick size?
>>68002922
How does it feel to know he won't ever become a real champion? (Too old, already 23)
>its a break point "conversion" episode
>>68002935
yeah
>>68002872
not counting my chickens yet
last time i bet on him he lost to murray in straight sets
>>68002964
was that wimby?
>>68002930
>>68002895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S93YvQiCpE
Okay Bautista has to get broken this game. Embarrassing for Djoko if he doesn't lmao
>>68002928
>>68002932
average
>>68002935
could be
>>68002937
not at all, really chill guy and really down to earth
>>68002940
>>68002942
always
>>68002949
couldnt give less of a fuck
>>68002928
>>68002932
>>68002940
>>68002942
>>68002947
these are the people you are posting together with
Looks like Djokovic had some juice during the interruption.
>>68002977
nah the other day in italy i think
i later found out it was andy murray's birthday which may have explained it
Will Murray play today?
>>68002989
Kay, now question, are you more of a Berhnardt or Musil guy?
>>68002629
he prevents roger and ebam from winning titles.
I blame the anglos, they're always behind the bashing, very girlish nature they have.
>>68003005
>french weather
unlikely
>radwanska losing
these interruptions due to the rain are fucking bullshit
classy
>>68003008
DELET THIS
S T O S U T
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>halep btfo
Well that's it, I'm done with the ladies this year.
>>68002982
>the comments
>>68003028
What?
>no more simona
depressing desu
>>68003039
>T
how embarrassing
the best I've seen stosur play in about five years though, brilliant stuff
>>68003043
unironically watching the ladies for the quality of tennis and not the quality of bodies
I hate stosur's dyke ass
>>68002989
were thiems parents rich as fuck?
>>68003013
Why would you say that? It's just mean
how can I disable geoblock with firefox??
based bautista breaking right back
>>68003066
Take that back.
>>68003105
HELP ME SENPAIS
wew lads broken back
>>68002982
All that banter.
>the city of Bautistic
watch as he gets broken again right now
>>68003117
why do people like halep when she has the ugliest face on the tour?
>>68003045
triggered me 2bh
how can laura robson call herself/ justify being a pro when she is so bad
>>68003133
tits
>>68003139
Still better than you.
>>68003073
upper class but not super rich. they literally put all their money in his career. if he'd somehow didnt make it and/or get an early career ending injury, they would have been pretty fucked financially
>Jewish officials letting them play for exactly 2 hours so they don't have to refund more than 50%.
>>68003139
>Current ranking - 339
>>68003133
Have you seen her play before the breast reduction surgery? That's why she's the GOAQT
Even the spider-cam is wet, kek
>>68003139
Hey man she's still one of the 400th best
>>68003133
>ugliest face on the tour
I don't think so.
>>68003166
>>68003180
imagine being the 400th best football player in the world, you'd probably be super rich
>>68003153
Dude what? You don't need money to have a career. There are centers that take you in and train you for free. Young promising kids sign deals with sponsors and get rackets etc.
I have a friend who is a pro, besides time investment when he was 6 to 12, his parents never got crippled financially.
chokabitch11111111
>>68003195
It would be more like the 400th best club
>>68003199
rofl
>listen to the tennis podcast
>it's with 2 brits
>sheh-djool (schedule)
>turn off the podcast and listen to something else
>>68003222
Dude, there tennis centers for young promising talents. Just like it exists for Football.
>>68003199
To get the perceived edge you have to pay big $$$$$ for the best private coaches.
>>68003235
how do you say it
>>68003199
dude thats only in france
america and other countries don't do that shit
coaches over here charge $60/hr and only the number 1 kid in america maybe gets sponsors
T.DIV 1 college player
>>68003199
>tennis
>free
pick one
>>68003199
idk how it works in other places but his parents definitely invested a shitload of money
he had the best staff/coaches around that exist in austria
>>68003130
what did I fukin say
how can I disable geoblock with firefox??
>>68003133
>ugly
try again mate
>>68003296
we don't know it either you don't have to ask all the time spanish poorfuck
>>68003296
move to another less deprived country?
>>68003296
maybe google it senpai
>>68003312
vote leave
is goffin playing today or not?
>Djokovic started pushing against the pusher
Awesome how exciting
>>68003296
use a VPN, friend
>>68003330
He's supposed to play, assuming it doesn't rain.
>>68003330
should be very soon
this thread is absolutely disgusting.
fucking casuals ruining the 2nd week as usual
>>68003353
Alright thanks, is this Gulbis guy any good?
>Djokorackets
Who sabotaged djokos rackets?
>>68003312
She looks like a wildling from GoT
Is holding serve the new breaking?
Djoke da Choke
>>68003380
kek
>>68003364
He's in a class of his own.
>>68003235
that's an americanism, most true brits say it with the 'c'.
>>68003364
He's our guy. For srs I think he has a good chance
>>68003245
skeh-djuhl
>>68003363
>thread is absolutely disgusting
It's also 95% yuropoors, I think you know who is to blame.
>>68003412
That's how we say it. No idea who those two twats were.
>>68003248
>>68003242
Poor kids.
>>68003420
the niggers?
>>68003405
i like them both but goffin will be the favourite today
>>68003420
Please save us with your in depth match analysis big strong american
>>68003364
He could win it, I think it will be a close match.
>Monfis when rain stops play with Djokovic down 2 sets and he retires
>>68003445
I want Goffin to be in top 10 so bad, we've been spoilt all these years with Clijster & Henin now it just seems... shit
Holy fuck this exchange between Thien and Granollers. It was somethign very special!
Please win Djoko. Losing like that would be a shame. I need to see you get btfo like against Stan last year.
the dream is over
ripip autista
THIEM JUST THREW THE FUCK OUT OF HIS RACKET.
Based player.
hardcore tennis fans
>>68003402
wrong
Tennis is actually really boring.
Is the Thiem match good so far? The Djokovic one is so incredibly dull.
Pironkova is BEGGING for the dick
four good weeks of tennis a year
Who here /Gulbis/
Also kill yourselves casuals. Can't wait till this slam is over. Wimbledon will be cancer. /mastersmasterrace/.
IT'S THAT EPISODE AGAIN, HE BREAKS AND BREAKS AND BREAKS. WHY IS HE ALLOWED.
>>68003235
REEEE I recommended that. That guy on this week is disgusting. He's not usually a host. The main host is missing. Listen to the old ones and give it a chance.
>>68003423
still wrong
who is /rogerfedererwinswimbledon2016/ here
>>68003537
i'll listen again just wasn't into it last night after getting annoyed at that pronunciation
What are you eating/drinking while watching?
I'm having three hot dogs and coca cola.
Yeah, before anyone asks, I'm a fat fuck.
>>68003555
Federer will never win another slam, he's old and broken.
>>68003528
He's playing against a guy who has been blessed by the gods.
>>68003537
>not being a slambabby
Look at this boring cunt
facking nole is facked.
why he gotta be so shit at RG?
>>68003559
wasn't hurdy gurdy enough for you?
Any reason you mugs arent at work right now?
>>68003593
It looks like he is injured
>>68003555
I just wish he could have a good last Wimbledon and then retire, he's already stretching his career to much I think.
>>68003599
full time tenni fan
>>68003599
it's midnight la
Thiem's kit is absolutely disgusting desu. Makes him look like he was run over by a biker gang
>>68003599
back home from college Neeting it up tbqh
Applied for 3 summer jobs atm. if they don't call back guess i gotta work at mcdonalds :(
>>68003599
I am a NEET
the rain has hurt his back
I hope a player like Thiem takes it to the next level, he's got a great playstyle.
>>68003603
grasping at his neck and shit..feelsbadman. all i'm hoping for is muzza to not win.
>>68003599
like the bogan said, it's midnight. i've got uni in the AM and work in the PM. finals coming up soon and winging them. fuck it brah. never gonna be employed anyway. centrelink isn't just for the abos and eshayz
>>68003599
I work from home, which means I basically watch TV all day.
>>68003599
browsing /sp/ during work
>>68003599
delete this
>>68003599
Vacation
>>68003599
I am a pathetic neet loser.
btw goffin playing rn
>>68003599
I took the week off.
>>68003599
My classes are in the afternoon senpai
>>68003688
Then why not go in person?
>>68003599
NEET master race.
>>68003537
/Goatbis/ for RG champion
>Thiem
fucks sake thiem you shitter
>>68003516
Nope, sorry lad, you're just an americanised brit, probably just you're age (12)
>>68003560
We know you are Greece.
>>68003599
Professional tennis fan/ student
>>68003712
I live in the South.
>>68003737
>>68003744
goddamn
also, raining lmao
Thiem ffs! You are playing against a dude who is only there due to sheer luck.
>Teem
>>68003745
Americans say SKEDULE. Brits (except unwittingly Americanised tits like you) say SHEDULE.
>getting roided through your toes
cutting edge technology
>>68003787
Why the fuck do you even write that shit with sch?
>>68003808
Better than biceps like Roidal
>>68003823
that's the normal way
>>68003787
OK? Carry on!
There has been a stitcheroo and you didn't notice..
Djokovic has been broken 6 or 7 times by Bautista Agut in 2 sets.
Murray/Wawrinka is gonna fucking demolish him
>>68003822
Because English orthography is notoriously inconsistent.
>>68003822
We're secret Germanboos.
>>68003787
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/schedule
LET'S GÖ ERNEST
LETS GÖ
>>68003844
He always plays like shit when he knows he can't lose.
can't see the ball again
>>68003858
Ernesto can kill the robot.
>you will never be part of the Thiem Goffin Zverev Gulbis friend group
>>68003844
>murray
yeh u fucking wish.
but tbqh he actually might.
>>68003868
same
WHY IS HE ALLOWED??????
>>68003854
>http://dictionary.cambridge.org/pronunciation/english/schedule
That's exactly what I said.
>>68003868
Here it is
I have a question for the french anons in here: what is the meaning or purpose of that words that some guy in the audience start singing and the other people finish with "olé"?
oh fuck off
i'd rather watch Goffin-Gulbis if this is just another DWL
>>68003868
>2016
>not watching tennis in HD
>>68003901
I know I meant to reply to both of you
>>68003909
fuck me even columbia has better internet than in some parts of australia
>britbong calls this thread shit
>britbongs spend the next 45 minutes debating the pronunciation of schedule
Real great job you're doing guys.
>>68003872
>you will never go out drinking in Moscow with Safin Gulbis and the Russian mob
>>68003908
When is it not DWL.
>>68003943
pedantry and procrastination are british national pastimes my colonial friend
>>68003961
>You will never visit an art museum with Roger
>You will never practice forehands 24/7 with Djoko
>>68003943
Did you know that in greece we put shitty toilet paper in a bin next to the toilet because otherwise the toilet will clog?
>>68003986
designated poopy bins
Hey britbong, your language is shit. Just look at that :
Scepter and Sceptic. The "sce" ain't pronounced the same here, where there are no fucking reason for it to be so, after all, it's followed by the same letters : "pt".
The fuck is wrong with your language?
>3 matches on suspended status
>>68003986
How the mighty have fallen, Jesus Christ.
>>68003026
left guy looks like Ancelotti
>>68003998
fuck off
French Jews just wanna play for 2 hours so they don't give refunds.
>>68003998
It's spelled skeptic in America....
>>68003986
we have poop crushers behind the toilet
>>68003986
Can't you just employ turks to unclog them after every greek has a shit?
>>68004014
good goyim :)
enjoy the croissants :)
>no roof
>>68004023
how does it look like?
>PLAY SUSPENDED
>>68004021
>>68004021
That's why I adressed my message to the britbongs out there.
"""""""""""Grand""""""""""" slam
As Trump would say:
The French Open is a mess.
>>68003967
was hoping it wouldn't be or at least it'd be closer than it is since he dropped the first set
>>68004040
it's just a box that activates and then grinds whatever comes through it
Why don't they fire those cloud seeding rockets into the sky?
No Nadal no play
did anyone watch bAUTISTa return literally every ball minus the last one? that was some incredible defense
GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL
>Play suspended
>Exactly 2 hours on the clock
"You've had your tennis, now get out" - RG refunds department
>>68004056
Sceptic can be two different words pronounced differently, I don't know how anyone ever learns english
Over 2 hours play unlucky goys! :^)
>>68004092
isn't shit like that illegal in the EU? I thought you had to give a refund for any reason at any time.
Muzza checking the rain
>>68004106
*rubing hands*
>>68004108
Only if the product was mis-sold/damaged/unwanted/late/early/overpriced/ugly/not-as-described/described-misspelled/any-other-complaint
>>68003907
Those are not words. I'm pretty sure it's originally supposed to be a trumpet melody and since they respond with olééé I'm gonna guess it has something to do with corrida
>>68004176
The courts not having roofs anymore should be considered damaged or overpriced or something.
i wanna put my penis inside pironkova if you know what i mean
>>68004106
Absolutely disgusting
>>68003199
what a great model, look at all our slam winners.
>tfw they arrested the games a few seconds after the end of tickets payout delay.
NEW POINTLESS THREAD
>>68004247
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>>68004250
>arrested the games
Nice faux ami senpai
>>68003606
to be fair, people are asking him to retire despite being better than many top players. He's still making lots of money.
>>68004093
What? You're the wrongposter from earlier aren't you?
>>68003317
>>68003321
>>68003326
>>68003349
Thanks i did
>>68003529
Hands down whitey.
what a shitty tournament
>>68002930
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