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>>68002647
eh? its on 500 so we should migrate
what is the latest patch, database or whatever it is
Its going to be tight, i only have easy matches left.
>>68002791
>big European clubs hate them
>Wake up
>Rashford is going to Euros
>Want to go back to bed forever
can you post a ss from Emre Mor, if it's possible? i can't find him in my game.
currently plays in fc nordsjaelland, and in euro squad of turkey
>>68002991
He reeks like that wilson kid last year, only hype for now..
>>68003104
No I think Rashford will probably be quite good eventually but he has no business being in the squad now
>>68003131
>>68002991
>Take Rashford who will not get ahead of any of our other strikers
>no Townsend
>>68003104
Are you actually comparing Wilson's impact on the first team to Rashford's?
Top. Fucking. Kek.
>>68003202
no, i only attribute his impact to simple luck
>>68003224
Anyone with two eyes and a brain can tell Rashford is a far superior player to Wilson.
>>68003418
that's rather ableist to imply that you can't get a good grasp of footballers' abilities by watching with only one eye
>>68003418
Yeah but you can turn Rashford into >GASHFORD so I really hope he fucks up once in his life like Slippy G did so I can spam the word gash over and over again
>>68003451
well no but it would make it slightly harder with no depth perception
>>68003451
Poor squad depth perception
>>68003418
That doesnt matter because we are talking about united/england quality. There was still alot of similar hype around Wilson. Im just saying Rashford has been having more luck thn him last year. Im not convinced he is good enough or has the talent to be a first team player.
>>68003466
if you're watching on a pitch/in the stadium, but I don't see how it would make a difference if you're watching on TV
>>68003469
lel
besides, knowing mourinho he will be benched untill he is loaned out anyway
>>68003469
>>68003478
Rashford is better than any of your shit players
>giving Januzaj a cap
I do think however that Cristiano Ronaldo still deserves the Ballon D'Or.
>>68003478
well if you don't think so with all your years of professional football experience it must be so
>>68003558
oh wow man, you really hurt my feelings there, im not sure if i will ever be able to return to /trb/...
>>68003569
well if you think so with all your years of professional football experience it must be so
>all this English delusion so early
Excellent.
Eh, decent first season, will probably win the cup final against nurnberg. Im just glad i finished above Duisburg with a shitty squad. Also my finances are like -25 million now, german prize money should fix it.
>>68003716
Did Junior Hoilett stop hoping for his dream Jamaica call up and settle for Canada yet?
>>68003779
the messi of coaching
>>68003877
>Get a good youth intake
BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI BARRESI
>>68003779
>Francesco Barresi
>38 years old
Somehow, I don't believe that.
>the pseudo-Spanish city of Oporto
>>68003870
Who?
Yes.
im literally selling him to PSG for 58 million now lel, this is going to help me so much
>After being left out for Euros, Giuseppe Rossi regrets his choice of Italy over USA
GOOD, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU JERSEY PIECE OF SHIT
>may get him on a free
oh baby
>>68004099
3.3million 3 years ago
wew
>>68004334
that fucking chivas team knocked me out twice from our cl with their ridiculous regens. i hate them.
>>68004099
>zero (0) caps
>Recognise the kit/badge from the Euros
Literally one of the easiest quizzes I've ever seen, if you get less than 9/10 just kill yourself
>>68004415
Link might help you
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc/quizzes/euro-2016-kits-quiz
>>68004388
Here's another neat little player I found in Mexico, been eyeing the fucker ever since he turned 18, but I haven't been able to unsettle him
>>68004415
>GOAL!
Left or right?
>>68004460
I'd take the left one
>>68004460
id take right.
Better reflexes and one-on-ones
but in best case scenario none
>>68004460
>179cm keepers
>jumping reach 11 / 9
Neither
>>68004415
>cbbc
>>68004481
>>68004511
>>68004536
Decided to take the left one because he is cheaper/eu, ill get rid of him if he aint good because not many good players want to come yet, probably will after a good champions league.
>>68004427
>>68004415
>can't be accessed outside of the UK
pls go
>>68004572
you could always proxy up for a minute
>>68004583
I'd rather not have my credit card number and internet search history stolen.
>>68004607
Then why are you on the website of the notorious hacker known as 4chan?
>>68004633
because he's 4chan's MiniFridge
>>68004633
Because Reddit is the real internet danger.
>>68004607
too late
>>68004415
>mfw half the images didn't load and still got 10/10
>beating a semi-pro team two tiers higher than us
tis a good feel
>>68004846
>I rate my team based on friendlies
zidane's dog.exe
>>68004905
fuck off, reverse traffic lights
>>68004986
>mfw traffic lights in Finland are
>red
>green
>yellow
im gonna manage in mexico
>>68005038
the short tournaments are fun desu
It's time to stop tribbling for a while.
>>68005080
>27 shots
>0 chances
yikes
>>68005107
I've been on the slide for a month with a few losses. The same thing in that pic happened at Burnley a week earlier. Completely penned them in and created nothing. Then I got the classic premier league new years double-header of 2 games in 3 days; Man Utd, then Liverpool, both away, both lost. I dropped from vying for the one non-Chelsea/City/United CL spot down to 10th. The either-footed Brazilian super-versatile guy I signed has been unhappy with starting 5 games and coming off the bench for 8 more in 15 games on a rotation contract. My striker who started off with 12 goals in 10 has disintegrated into a haze of goalless 6.3 performances. The squad questioned my leadership and half remained unhappy, so I ragesold my goalkeeper and replaced him with an Arsenal reject. I've lost control of my team and my life. I will return to this save in a month.
>>68005263
>The squad questioned my leadership and half remained unhappy, so I ragesold my goalkeeper and replaced him with an Arsenal reject. I've lost control of my team and my life. I will return to this save in a month.
Composure 1
>>68005263
>ever losing control of the changing room
>>68005263
good luck mao.
also
>losing control of dressing room
top kek I am the alpha here
>>68005263
that's rough buddy
>>68005080
>CCCs 0-0
>m-muh shots
>m-muh shots on target
CCC's were a mistake desu
>>68005263
>losing control of the dressing room
>>68005263
i am sorry
>24yo Balloon Door runner-up valued at 50M
>Monaco wants him for 67M
So I am managing Foggia in Serie C, and after winning Carpi and Udinese in the cup, FM has broken down and I didn't save. Hold me, bros.
>>68005691
>I didn't save
god damnit ICBINB
>>68005691
are you ICBINB?
>>68005691
>the spread of ICBINB
Have you TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUED today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtrYNNu5DSo
What toctics are you chaps using for attacking football?
>>68006211
532 for overwhelming
Scholes can't tackle for accurate crisp football
>>68006211
You want both formation and instructions?
>>68006211
3-4-1-2
1 covering BPD,
Regista, 2 WMs, B2B,
AP,
TM(support), poacher/af/CF
I use this for second and top divisions and it hasn't failed me 85% of the time. Scoring loads of goals. Recently I went to the finals(DFB Cup) with Lions and lost to Bayern in final (beat BMG, Leverkusen among others.),
I was in second div and won it, Castillo as top scorer, sold Keane in Jan and bought Rivas (and Will Keane got top scorer with 7) got like 12 goals in 8 apps, a good bit of assists (great partnership with Castillo <3).
>>68006331
Suribro, quit stealing your neighbours' wifi
>>68006284
>using a workshop tactic
christ if we had a FM bingo card this thread would be ticking off all the boxes
>I didn't save
>I use workshop tactic
>I holidayed
>strawpoll with no winning choice
>I lost the dressing room
>>68006408
>no gk on bench
>>68004460
Is the left one "hailed as next Ladislao Mazurkiewicz"?
My Comorian signing was chosen as African U-18 POTY, thanks for making me sign him la. Also has anyone experienced a player competing outside Europe winning Golden Ball?
>>68006304
Its ok, you're not him if you don't know.
>>68006497
You're not him either, if you don't know.
>>68006573
But I do know. So am I him?
>>68006608
Are you a bandwagoner from the Canaries?
http://www.uefa.com/uefaeuro/news/newsid=2367968.html
>Milner 4th best player at the Euros
Coming home lads
>the managerial merry-go-round of Leeds United Football Club
>>68006680
>English Football Association
uefaggots pls
>>68006454
This is fucking insane. Cubas ballon d'or? WTAF???
Also, goalkeeper labeled the next Ladislao Mazurkiewicz is so heart warming for me.
>>68006408
>I don't like my APs too far up the pitch
I'm about to start a game for the first time in a long time and I'm a bit rusty
I want to start in Greece. So I'll load Greece. I want to load the big 5 European nations to make international competitions more interesting. That's my usual setup.
Do I also wanna load one or two smaller European counties? I figure for a while, being a Greek team, I'm not going to be competitive for transfers or anything else. Poaching a player from Germany would be harder than from Croatia. And similarly, it would expand my options for loaning out players. But adding two more leagues drops my "expected performance" from 3 1/2 stars to 3 so I don't know if I want to do that. Is it unnecessary? I know countries in unloaded nations still buy and sell players, but do they buy as many? If I were to somehow get a loan out, I don't remember if international loans are a thing or not, would the player still grow as he should?
>>68007021
>But adding two more leagues drops my "expected performance" from 3 1/2 stars to 3 so I don't know if I want to do that.
Unless your computer physically bursts into flames, it doesn't matter what the expected performance says.
>>68007021
Add Serbia, Croatia and Bulgaria or Turkey.
>>68007053
Adding leagues do add to simulation time though. I'm asking if it's worth it.
>>68007144
No Turkey. It feels wrong when I'm playing as Greece.
>>68007053
This.
I used to play on half a star. The game never gave an actual fuck.
Based Canadian. He only has 2 stars and his attributes are awful, but he's scored in half of the matches he's played and assisted a couple of times too. Too bad he's probably shit in real life.
>>68007221
Love this kind of player. Shitty attributes all attitude.
>>68007199
So long as your computer doesn't physically burst into flames it doesn't matter.
>>68007259
What if it mentally bursts into flames?
>>68007293
Artificial intelligence isn't true intelligence so this is possible.
Need two formations for my Kenya Tour
>>68007364
4-1-5
>>68007364
2-5-3 (2 midfielders, 5 attacking midfielders, 3 strikers) with overload, meme them to death butters
>>68007379
>>68007406
Will do.
>>68007459
>Nothing about Phil
Still 7/10
>>68007465
post results
>>68007459
is halilovic in 2023 cheese?
Am den bosch won CL twice and arsenal will sell for 40mil
fuck i sold my 2 strikers for 20 and 60 million, and their replacements cant score for shit
>>68007459
>YD forgets his own movie night
>>68007493
>>Nothing about Phil
what should I put?
was thinking of doing a skeptiche boskamp box too
>>68007600
>Phil makes a statement nobody in /trb/ agrees with
>>68007623
so basically
>Phil shows up
bugger off
fucking finally he retired
>>68007804
post biography
i cant believe how mad people are about basketball on this board
>>68008216
Post godly CWBs
>>68008266
he looks like the bad guy in The Mummy Returns
>>68008241
I thought only Morz cared about it
>>68008246
>single Manager of the Year award
>the city of Benvegnu
We got a possible case of yellow fever here
>tfw no Isco or Saúl in the EURO
>meanwile Cesc and Thiago are going
>the republic of ireland
>>68008533
Pep magic, la.
>>68008533
top kek laddy
isco desu has been really meh for real but saul should be on the plane
Man united offered 75mil € for this lad, should i sell him?
>tfw no MiB Isco Disco
Where would City be if they signed Isco and kept Savic or Nastastic
>>68008670
Defintely. He is nowhere near 75 million good.
No chance, Canada.
>>68008613
I have a friend that is a farça bandwagoner and is telling me right now that Barça has more european titles than Madrid because they won a few Inter-Cities Fairs Cup. Just felt like sharing the laughs.
lad had an amazing year and says he wants to move to a bigger club, whats an
a)acceptable bid by game standards
b)an actually acceptable bid
>>68008786
top kek
barca fans are a delusional bunch, did you see the petition they started online to remove the first 5 CL wins because it was before the current format was used
top kek
Even if you removed those real would still have more CL wins
>>68008798
>Ayoze
an acceptable bid by game standars would be 30M if he has done that good.
an actually acceptable bid for such a GOAT that will later become such a GOAT coach is like 120M
>>68008786
The Inter-Cities Fairs Cup counts and if you don't believe that then you are the delusional one.
>>68007459
>i made the bingo
ayyyyyyyyy
>>68008867
>a title that UEFA does not recognize
>counting as an european title
kek
>>68008904
It fucking counts and that is that now fuck off you sweaty dago fuck
a certain football manager related stream may or may not have just gone live
>>68008955
If it isn't a stream dedicated to debunking shitty anti-Inter-City Fairs Cup fags I do not care.
>>68008988
naturally it is
>>68008955
If it isn't a stream dedicated to daisy getting debunked by an alpha with you in the corner then I do not care
>>68009013
not sure about debunking but there will be DayZ bonking :^)
r8 my CF
>>68009428
>Jumping 12
>CF
>>68009428
>Slight Concern
you're in for a ride, friend-o
>>68009440
NONONONONO NONONONBJOINONONNONNONOJNJONJOJNONKOJNONONJOBOIJNOJNJN0NONNIO NKK NONON ONKO NOJNJIJNJONJONO
>>68009459
switzerland
>>68009459
Sweden
>>68009459
Afghanistan
>>68009459
Suriname
we have lots of sun
>>68009459
San Marino
>>68009443
He just wanted more money.
And I'm willing to give it to him.
>>68009440
It isn't stopping him from dropping 30 goals and 15 assists per season
>>68009459
Tenner Reef
>>68009459
Is the Ivory Coast not hot enough for you?
>>68009459
Luxembourg/Liechtenstein
>>68009459
Narvik
all sun, all the time
>>68009459
Ujpest, famous for coming second in the 1969 Inter City Fairs Cup
>>68009459
Nordkapp
ridiculous amounts of sun this time of the year
>tfw no 8 yet ;___;
>You will never have a player valued at 23 million years old
17 matches won in a row and now a second cup
feels good man
>>68010395
>>68010395
>The manager has his head in hands!
>>68010528
Classic Romania. God bless us.
>>68010880
Don't forget to screenshot if your lads hit it over
>black goalies
what the utter fuck
1.6 million travel costs and is only the 12th???
im already bleeding money like a motherfucker, they better ordered some good fucking cocaine
>>68010981
oh wait
>last month
still alot
oh shit right, we went to japan, completely forgot
>>68010981
>travel costs
that's not a lot.
i'm a very sleepy manager
https://twitter.com/UItraSuristic/status/737771946830626817
for fucks sake benz you cant just do the racism card just like that....especially if you are a fucking blackmailer
>>68011190
Benzema so overrated and with the off-field shit and France's history of the team having fallings out and getting rekt because they then cannot act as a unit I am not even slightly surprised he wasn't picked.
>>68010880
dude looks nice but that concentration worries me
would you hit?
>>68011365
yes I'd hit him until he learns to pay attention
turning it around la
>>68010880
>FBs
>Not WBs
Do not underestimate the power of the based circle formation
>>68007406
This should be fun
>>68011583
top meme
>>68009459
Indonesia
>>68011583
I was expecting to lose 2bh
>>68009459
not Argentina
How do I stop my DM from gettin a yellow card in nearly every match? What tactic adjustment should I do?
Posting my first teamer next, here are my tictoctacs. The two instructions that are hidden are Prevert GK Short Distribution and Dribble Less.
>>68011802
Play 0-7-3 in the league
>>68011986
Here's the little rat.
>>68012005
>algerian
fine him for everything
>>68012002
'no'
I'm thinking in trying this one in the league though
>>68012005
>15 aggression
intense
>>68012047
nah, just your everyday frenchman
>>68012072
>implying agression has anything to do with it
you're thinking of dirtiness
>>68012095
>>68012072
Oh, I think I got it down. And my other DM is a dirty rat as well.
>>68012118
Wrong image, jolly fun
>>68012139
>doesn't enjoy big matches
>""""""bends"""""" the rules
>inconsistent
>bitching about training
>that name
abso disgusto
I was confused for a moment.
>you spot a number of good players with less than a year to go until their contracts expire during the Summer
>it's November now and they haven't renewed their contracts, so you're pretty hopeful about signing them on a free
>however, you can't help an horrible feeling creeping over you that they might sign a new contract until January or get poached from you by someone else
HAH take that you corrupt cunts
u wot m8
>Mitch in charge of international management
half final now probably, it always feels good to take a relatively bad side far in the champions league
probably wont even make the champions league this year do o shitty performance
>>68012049
I think it might work
YES
cheeky champions league final
>>68013398
>Southampton
Nice.
>>68007459
Mike should be all caps
>>68009547
Lad
>>68009459
Raqqa, parttake in some cultural exchance
>>68012049
I played a similar tactic in my norwegian save, but i had fullbacks instead
almost feel bad for them
>>68013843
That's the one I play the most really, it's not like is that much of a change. But I wanted something more offensive.
It might not matter anyway because I'm thinking in retirement 2bh.
>>68013873
lads im getting fucked
>>68013995
wew that was close
>>68014024
Can you post the poor-man's ronaldo?
>>68014064
Do you mean this guy?
The netherlands is really fucking good now, ajax and feyenoord got teams you can easily win the champions league with.
hmm, i guess i could go and win my first europa league next year, unless i win the champions league final against southampton
thing is there are 14 days to the final now, and i dont want to play friendliess to injure my players
well, atleast duisburg didnt win the title
ok, wish me luck, 2 main players are out
>>68014334
gl hf
>>68014334
can't wait until you get MILES'd
>>68014378
>>68014385
Meh, i had them completely locked down for 60 minutes with them having 0 chances, after that it blew up.
Come again for big fudge?
>>68014455
>not having them winning it in 2018 like everyone else
>>68014435
OH WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING IN.
>>68014483
So-sorry, it took me a few years to produce talent able to make it to the national team what with me starting out in league 2 and all
This is the most unrealistic part of the game imo, one of the all time greats in this era whos probably made so much money he could wipe his ass with coke-laden silk and never go broke come to bristol on a £3k/w salary
This lad is completely being ignored by the national team
>>68014596
>winger
Rightly so.
>>68014622
Well I mean, thats fine and all, but its been years since hes had any sort of callup while pic related is capped 11 times for the u21 team as a right winger, it seems like there must be a glitch somewhere
>>68014571
>most unrealistic part of the game
>not England winning the WC
He got bored and wanted to get back into football, he doesn't care how much he's being paid.
>>68014654
>that twat
>better than me
>in 3rd place
>playing top of the table laverpel
>2-2 90th minute
>18 year old regen striker breaking down the middle
>sakho hacks him down just outside the 18 and is sent off for professional foul
>miss the free kick
FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER
>>68014722
He could start an MLS franchise, but instead he's telling a bunch of bristolites how to control a ball
https://www.twitch
.tv/ice_poseidon
he is going to play some horror vr soon
fm vr soon
So does anyone know wtf Soccer Spirits is?
does mid-game pep talk even fucking work?
>>68015017
My team always seem to be better when I yell at them
If losing tell them youre mad at them
If drawing tell them youre mad at them
If winning tell them not to get complacent
>>68015017
yes
as long as you exclusively use either
>(assertive)don't get complacent!
or
>(aggressive)I'm not happy with your performance
i'm really tempted to buy him just so I can have a decent american in my team but his asking price is 12.5M
>>68015330
>right only
trash
i have one center midfielder, is that cheeky or retarded.
>>68015409
both
>I don't want my goalkeeper to block shots
>>68015409
IDK, do you use 4-2-1-2-1?
>>68015462
>I don't want my Inverted Wing Back to cut inside
>>68015462
correct
he shouldn't ever need to do that
what he should be doing is interceptions since you're playing GOAT ultra-high line with him as sweeper
>>68015604
>>68015435
just got hired after resigning from Toulouse, havent played a match
r8
>>68015650
drop a defender and add a midfielder and you're good
>>68015650
baier is so going to die
I hope he has 20 stamina
>>68015650
Uh...
>player gets 'food poisoning' the day before facing former team
I guess I'll have to sell the pussy
>>68015839
he was poisoned
>>68015620
>I want my non-sweeper keeper to go outside the box more
I've been thinking about getting into football manager for the first time. but i'm hesitant. what are the positives and negatives?
sell it to me bros
>>68015889
>the positives
you get to post with us, cutie :3
>>68015907
you really think i'm cute!?!?!
>>68015875
>non-sweeper keeper
haram
>>68015889
terminal autism
spreadsheet fetish
circlejerk
>>/vg/
Who did this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j9kOexpj-I
>>68016364
>is that the same guy that did "What if Freddy Adu was 18 again?"
hi fellas, have some music for your late night tribbling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50geZZiFqtc
God damnit butters
>>68016574
paris 1919 is better, but i tip my cap to you, fellow john cale enthusiast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i22duzheznE
>>68016816
what a beautiful record
i'm listening to fear right now, that's why I posted it but yeah, paris 1919 is the shit
listening to you know more than I know while beating west ham 3-0 felt really fulfilling
>>68016861
> suddenly remember that time back in fm13 when i lost a champions league final to real madrid on an second half of extra time penalty from ronaldo and drank half a bottle of jim beam lying on my floor listening to paris 1919 over and over again
fear is definitely a good record, though i've never gotten into it as much as vintage violence or paris 1919, which i've always had a strong attachment to. i sort of feel bad for john cale, he kinda gets overlooked these days and everyone just remembers him as the other guy in the velvet underground, when really he is, arguably, a more accomplished musician and producer than lou reed. songs for drella is dope, if you've never heard it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKYaKzexlHY
>>68016972
totally, I mean Lou is definitely a good musician but John is on another level
I remember the first song i listened was a live performance of dying on the vine and it still kills me to this day, the feel of awe I had that moment really kicked me into making music
he even came to argentina recently but i missed the show (I can't even buy an fm copy, let alone a ticket to john cale as expensive as tickets for international musicians are here)
I never came around to listening songs for drella, I'll definitely give it a listen, familia
>>68011802
meme magic works
>Netherlands in the quarters
fuck that was close
When you see it
>>68016805
Did you individually train him for months just to get that really poor joke?
>tfw the team captain left to Wycombe just before the biggest match of the season
>best striker out for 4 months
fug
>>68017672
Maybe
ref wasn't fucking about today
>>68018323
shit tends to get pretty intense in the second division and lower around here
>>68017630
I don't get it
>>68018510
I was referring to Benzema
>>68018392
Good thing it wasn't Brazil, probably would have beheaded the ref again
tell me about your save
Lads I bought the game last year for the first time but almost never played it. People will update it right for the new season, not gonna spend another 50 euros
>>68019036
alright
>>68019151
What does that even mean
>>68019036
>not gonna spend another 50 euros
alri butters
>NJS were 1-0 up most of the match
Promotion, here we come!
>>68018967
Started with Plymouth Argyle. Managed promotion first season, ending up 2nd after Portsmouth, leading to interest from the Jamaican NT which I gladly accepted, on the side.
Got an unreal GOAT regen first wintake - a fast poacher type that I play as advanced forward in a narrow 433 in between a couple DLF I loaned from Man City. I'm in league 1 and dominate most games already but lost many unnecessary points. Might have to take another year for this promotion, which would be okay as long as it doesn't make me lose my GOAT. He's reminding me of a young Michael Owen, good looking and fast.
found a gem, 18 regen with great mentals and physicals, wont enter discussions, how do i into him?
>>68019735
try to unsettle or wait for a chance
>>68019735
git goodatFM
who would you say is the best real-life example of a CM Roaming Playmaker?
Another one bites the dust
I'm not even playing counter and keep winning without dominating the match lel
>>68020207
josh brilliante
> one feature of 2017
>>68020461
I WANNA CREATE MY FUCKING STADIUM YOU FUCKING JEW MILES
THAT SHIT WAS IN LMA MANAGER 1999 AND 2000
STOP PUTTING SHIT LIKE HITTING THE POST AS A FEATURE AND PLAYER MISSING 3 GAMES OF THE SEASON WHILE BEING ON ROTATION WHINING ABOUT FIRST TEAM FOOTBALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68020461
jesus fuck what
>>68020461
I think you're exactly two months late with that :^)
>>68020461
>June 2016
>this image is still fooling people
>>68019682
Post him
>>68019036
there won't be any more official patches, no.
you can easily download a custom database tho, one that has new players in it (if somebody bothers to do it, I dont know if anybody will).
why do casuals like you buy the game anyways?
mitch is liv btw
Season ticket for GAE has been arranged!!
>The English second tier, Sky Bet Championship, will provide more players to EURO 2016 (30) than French top flight, Ligue 1 (22).
>Only 2 (two) players from Eredivisie are going to EURO 2016
>tfw next game announced as fan day
>tfw lads crack under the pressure and attendance decreases
>>68020575
As soon as I get home. In a few hours you will be able to see my silver bearded seventeen year old gem.
>>68020932
To be fair that's mostly Ireland's fault. We have at least 2 league 1 players as well.
>>68020932
>being proud that your accessory nations (Ireland etc) are so fucking shit that they literally use Championship players
COCKS OUT, LADS
WAVE THEM PROUD
>>68004099
wait a fucking sec is this a fucking ruse?
why the fuck was this fucking GOAT available for 3.5? why the fuck does he have no caps so far?
what the shit?
kevin strootman is back from a 6 month injury (shocking, i know)
should i start him in midfield for europa league final, even though he hasnt played at all? he is better than my other midfield options
>>68021254
probably doesn't have the german NT enabled
alright lads i really want to sort out my finances now
should i get rid of my whole backroom staff and team and start afresh with new amazing contracts
>>68021539
Just sell your first team
>>68021509
no
>>68021539
wait until their contract runs out, it's better
also don't forget to wheel and deal
>>68021563
i'll retain about 40% of the transfer revenue so that sounds like a bad idea
>>68021534
its 2060 so they are all replaced by regens, i dont really know why he didnt get a cap
>>68021254
he was here before i signed for the team
>Neverton
they're so endlessly tragic
>CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
>CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
>CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
>CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
>CHAT SHIT
GET BANGED
>>68021807
should probably point out that was the europa league final
>>68021852
>José Sá
oh hey he's shit IRL
Nottingham wants 220million british dollarpounds for this lad.
Should I?
Would be a good addition to the first team until I sort everything out with the younger generation
>>68021914
got him for 3 mil from arsenal
done pretty well so far for me, worth 8.5 mil, might sell him on if my 18yo regen develops well in a few years
It wouldn't be an italian save without a bit of match fixing.
I'm going to let Roma beat me because its the last game of the season and if they win they end Juve's reign of terror
Who /cheeky last minute penalty to win the league/ here?
>>68022072
you
Wew...
>>68011986
>>68012005
Why is nobody giving him shit for only having 2(.5) players with a defensive mentality? Of course he'll get lots of yellows when he basically has to defend all by himself.
>>68022254
I only have 2 players with a defensive mentality...
Of course I am the top team in europe so....
>>68011986
Also put stay on feet as a instruction. Really cuts down on fouls etc
>There are people who think EPL is not the best league in the world
>>68022350
>the absolute state of LEEG UHHHN
>>68022350
Inb4 spain wins the euros with 90% of the team from la liga
>>68022350
Championship confirmed GOAT 2nd tier
ROTW should just kill themselves
Is it just me or do the refs have poor ratings for every single game, with the review 'they were biased towards the visitors/the hosts. literally not had a biased ref for my team in 5 years.
I thought the more successful you get the more leniency refs give you a la fergie
>shout shout let it all out
>>68022651
Its just you
>>68022651
just you m8
>>68022665
well what the fuck. sick of playing against 12 men every game.
duisburgs new 100k stadium (which is not named after me) caused them a loan of 600 million
their team is going to the shiter fast, 3/4 goats left on a free transfer this season
it wont be long before they crash hard
after that when they get really poor they will have to probably go back to a smaller stadium
and after that i will take them over again
>>68022933
but if you take the seat there and lead them into glory again won't they just move to this already existing stadium then?
>>68023193
i dont know, i hope not
slow af today
>>68023387
how about you fucking contribute then lad.
>>68023402
woah check out this big guy he seems important
>>68023402
got nothing to post about, desu
"lad"
I'm trying to take a D6 team (Ebbsfleet) and put it in D1, I'm actually in my second year, will probably go to D4 next year. I need more money. How do I get Qatar money ?
>>68023387
Just realised how much he looks like this lad
>just stayed up on goal difference
sweating desu
>>68023413
>>68023411
moan moan moan. typical.
stop moaning and contribute about your chuffing precious thread.
>>68023444
useless.
>>68023411
Well it looks like i'm the very few in here that is well respected.
>>68023477
we were tipped to go down, board gave me no backing
though I probably did contribute considering we scored twice in our last 8 games, both of those goals coming in the final match of the season.
>>68023477
>moan moan moan. typical.
you're moaning the most m8
Hello
This is my duck
Please be nice to my duck
>>68023522
that's a fucking stupid duck idiot kys
>>68023492
who gives a shit about the board. get them in the top 6. overachieve lad.
sick of these useless bastrds in the real world
>hurr i can't read or write i can't get a job.
fuck off
>>68023514
typical fairweather bastard, contribute or get a job
>>68023522
THIS IS NOT CONRIBUTION
>>68023530
sorry I don't savescum m8
>>68023543
>being shit at your imaginary job
>implying everyone else is a savescum
dropped
>>68023554
>doing better than predicted
>shit
>>68023561
>overachieving is the same as doing slightly better than expected.
sorry Lee Clark. i should know when to shut up
>>68023530
>>68023554
this is 190cm waistband, right?
>>68023574
no idea what you're on about now
>>68023575
wait, that guy is still around? I remember his wimbledon shiposting
>>68023585
>Emoji
wtf lad
>>68023575
>hurr he must be a tall autistic moron to call us out on our larger than large moronicism
lad sort your self out mate
>>68023607
>he dislikes emojis
>>>/r9k/
>>68023530
>continues to post filler about how others arent contributing
>>68023620
i don't even know what it means mate. it's just pictures
>>68023623
Well i have no idea what that picture represents.
Have i bumped up the quiet day though in /trb/? my work here is done
>>68023623
>wifeson
?????
i beat the game anyway lads.
can make the shittest player the best (within reason)
>>68023708
yeah same i just use fmrte can turn anyone into will keen
>tfw you lose the ball after kickoff and the highlight keeps on going
>>68023814
>you score
>instant highlight when other team kicks off
t-turning it around lads
>>68023888
deary me, forgot my photo
>>68023826
>incoming cross from halfway into your half
>goes past everyones heads
>keeper slightly out of position
>>68023749
cheating bastard
>>68023959
top stuff mate.
how did you do that?!
hopefully you didn't cheat like mtsc2
>>68023814
>your counter gets countered which you recounter and get countered again
>highlight keeps going
>>68023975
I can assure you mitch doesnt cheat
https://streamable.com/nsu5
https://streamable.com/rnyu
It took him 7 seasons to get out of the conference
>>68023975
(i dont actually cheat)
>>68024002
sorry serious lad. He was actually implying i did, so i retorted.
>>68024004
sorry sir.
>>68023975
this guy with high possession ball play amazing
>>68023997
>That split second lag right before a goal
>>68023997
>highlight starts
>player gets yellow card
>free kick flies over everyone's head
>ends
gee I wonder who's getting sent off later
>>68023814
>the highlight starts with a slow pass back to your GK
WTF, I don't even know what I did right, just won 10-0 vs last years champions Porto.
Same tactic I've been using for 3 years.
>>68024041
jesus christ what i wouldn't give to have that bazza
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/36258249
>Euro 96 rewind
>England v Scotland
who /watching just for Gazza's goal/ here?
>>68024196
Gazza's goal and Geller's help with the penalty
>>68024196
i'm there for simpky wine mate
Hello
This is my cat
Please nice to my cat
>>68024262
what a handsome cat
>>68024196
also
>that England kit
based kit, Alan Shearer was my hero, based sheringham with his smart interplay, seaman with his outrageous kit
>simky wine mate
wtf am i onna boutt
>>68024262
your cat is shit
>>68024239
Mack Hupnill
>>68023814
>CCC straight at GK
>they get it upfield quickly
>defence pushed too far up
>best player gets a 1-on-1 with the GK
>defenders get back but fail to prevent a goal
>>68024270
She's a grill tbqh
>>68024300
She's better at fm than you :^)
>>68024328
>She's better at fm than you :^)
That isn't hard
>>68024328
>She's better at fm than you :^)
as if that means anything
FUCK YES
>>68024328
>>68024335
>>68024351
i am offended please fight me irl
>4:3 aspect ratio
>The neanderthal times of 1996
>tfw never saw gazza in his heyday
>>68024509
>The neanderthal times
that was the name of the world's first newspaper
>Brazil's practice in an LA university was suspended due to a shooting.
Good ol' USA.
>make £15m bid for player
>club wants £23m for him (his release clause value)
>he's got abysmal morale and is desperate to leave, causing all sorts of fuss
>wait a few days
>offer £10m
>they accept, no negotiations
cheeky transfers are way too easy desu
>dat younger Guus
>>68024462
Any day of the week you soft cunt
>>68024830
wat
That never works for me, no matter how upset the player is I'm just told to go fuck myself and receive insane counters.
>>68024934
you probably have no charm
>>68024934
I usually spend a few months talking about how much I want the player, and then put in a bid. Usually lowers the price by half or so.
>>68024951
y must u hurt me?
>>68025001
Noted. I'm usually always so polite to other managers, but I guess that has drawbacks.
>>68025032
Everyone in management wants to stab you in the back mate, no room for pleasantries besides any lower league managers you play in the cup.
>That formation
>>68025137
But I don't want Marina Hyde to write mean things about me in the Guardian ;~;
>>68025195
she won't unless you're mean to a woman
>>68025153
Are we sure the graphics department weren't just pissed?
Viseuguy
>>68025153
>Seaman
huehuehue
>world cup moved from qatar to canada
do they always do this because the game doesn't want to schedule a winter world cup?
Bring back 90s keeper kits
>>68025339
Not specifically to Canada, but yes, it's hardcoded that Qatar loses the World Cup.
>>68025339
Yes
>>68025344
No
>Wanting to go blind watching football
ONLY TWO ANDY GORAMS
>have a player who has our highest ave. rating, second in fans player of the season, highest value in the squad
>I don't rate him at all
>Ince absolutely rekking that Scot
Beautiful
>>68025489
i'm literally crying here. so so so so lucky and proud to be an Englishman
>>68025432
This post reminded me of Mata under Mou at Chelsea which made me realise he is in exactly the same situation again.
>>68025515
>i'm literally crying here.
>>68025292
hello there
>it's an Arsenal get a new 200pa 15yr old english kid in their youth setup episode
>Memegium losing to Binland
SHEARER
i need a left back. i sold caner erkin and i'm searching for nearly 4 hours for a similar fullback/attack ;_;
So I'm planning on retiring Butters and take over another canarian team with another manager. I think there is no way that Tenerife fucks up everything I built now even though I never got them to be the richest club in the world.
>>68026827
:DDDDDD
>>68027209
Just play as Arsenal, always finishing 3rd will be seen as an improvement to always finishing 4th
>$2m player
>offer nearly $8m
>counter offer is $68m
how the fuck can i prevent this
>>68027346
>tfw maymay successfully forced
>>68027393
do you even tribble anymore or do you just shitpost?
>>68027359
Stop trying to buy players that teams have no intention of selling.
>>68027359
>>68027429
ok lads, playing buyern, wish me luck lads
>>68027428
rarely (exams+getting to that point where FM can reset my laptop again (and I'll probably won't bother to clean it until it does)) but I tribbled a bit today
I wonder how many of the 22 off target shots were Benteke
>>68027346
the meme is that I always finish 3rd though.
>>68027617
Yes and the meme is that Arsenal always finish 4th so that will be a step up for them.
I do not feel my memery was confusing.
>Finland conceding on the last 5 minutes of the game
This has been going on for fucking decades.. So fucking depressing
>>68027655
Oh ok, I misunderstood that.
GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA GAZZA
is man marking a meme
>>68027852
zonal marking was but I don't know if it's even in FM (without a shitton of individual instructions, and even then I'm unsure) ever since Mike killed sliders
>>68027523
>15 corners
>tallest NT in the world can't even get an attempt on target against Finland
;__;
>>68027917
>13 league titles
>13
>10+3
>3
pottery
Look who decided to quit his post at Man Utd to manage Tenerife.
>>68027989
Stupid sexy AVB.
>>68027989
>Quitting in January so your team can immediately be torn apart and choke the title
>>68028121
I holidayed until december to play the CWC and get the 6th for Tenerife, making it the club with more CWC in the world. The chockers were 5th in La Liga with Real Sociedad 1st.
>>68028164
>I holidayed
>>68027917
>retiring midseason
for what purpose
>>68028338
I really don't like this new meme. Holidaying between matches saves time and it's completely advisable (if that is even a word in English).
>>68028363
read >>68028164
>>68027917
>Retiring mid-season
>Position: 5th
>>68028401
>Holidaying between matches saves time and it's completely advisable (if that is even a word in English).
looks like we've got a butterism for the bingo as well
>>68028523
Nothing bad can happen to your club if you holiday between matches if you are not a complete idiot. Just tick the reject all offers box, don't use a DoF or don't give him any power, etc.
>>68028556
missing out on decent transfer offers can be considered bad
>>68028556
also, if the league isn't fucktarded and has reserve/youth teams play on days different than the main teams, there's a lot to be done with keeping players match fit
>>68028573
I don't do it in transfer windows but it's not like I'll sell anybody that I don't want to. I don't improvise with my team mate.
>>68028589
I've never sent a guy to the reserves for him to get match fit, I always have a 22-man squad and never have that kind of problems.
probably going to sell him for 50+ million
ever since i added turkey they shit out cheap goats
>>68028616
thats quite a lot for a player that dissappears
>>68028401
>Holidaying between matches saves time
???
>>68028612
>I've played outside a hugbox
ftfy
>>68028616
wasn't Ozil trained in Germany?
>>68028616
>Mesut Özil
>Turkish
yes
craving a wank
>>68028640
>I've never played outside a hugbox
ftfm
>>68028649
back into the shed m8
>>68028632
I don't understand what you don't understand.
You play the game, go on holiday, ignore all the bullshit you get in your inbox (or not), play the next game and repeat.
>>68028701
How does that save time over just clicking continue?
>>68028701
butters I had so much trust in you
>mwf you dont micromanaging your club
>>68028701
>i'll just sleep through all this boring business
true spanish work ethic
>>68028701
>el ciudad de butters
(is it del butters? my spanish is shit)
that would be a fun team to manage.
>>68028722
It does, I timed it once.
>>68028730
>implying you have to make micro changes to your club everyday.
>>68028738
what business? you mean looking at scouting reports filled with players not good enough for my team or listening to what my staff has to say about who is taking my corners?
>>68028749
La ciudad de Butters. A city is a girl.
>>68028749
it would be 'la ciudad de butters', city in spanish is a feminine noun
>>68028784
>I timed it
>>68028784
Reminder that it saves a minuscule amount of time but also sends assmen to take private chats meaning if a player gets upset he might deal with it shittily and agree to transfer list them by request which is terrible.
Just not worth it al all.
>>68028784
>city is a girl
>bra is a boy
gendering words is just crazy
>>68028784
>I timed it
and is there a notable difference? is it really that worth it? post results, mantequita
>>68028812
>sends assmen to take private chats
It doesn't, at least in FM14.
>Been playing 2 hours
>Played one (1) match in March
>>68028812
butters is playing a babby version where he doesn't have to deal with "player power"
>>68028784
>It does, I timed it once.
>tfw been replaying Pharaoh nonstop
Hiya, lads.
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