>more soccer tournaments
When does this shit end?!?!
>>67986730
kys you fat scum
>>67986738
No u
Soccer is so gay
agreed fucking Manlet sport
lol never
It NEVER ENDS
>>67986738
I'll kys your mum you racist yuro trash sperglord
>>67986730
>>67986790
>>67986908
This
Yuroqueers are so bent, fuck em
>sport is jogging around for an hour
wonder why they dont need an off season to recover
>>67986730
>>67986754
>>67986790
>>67986908
a callar pedro
>soccer all summer
>transfers all summer
>club season starts again in August
I'm so happy
>>67986730
THE FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY GOING ON FOREVER
There's a brief lull in the summer every four years the year before a euros where there's nothing relevant on. 2011, 2015, 2019 etc. The other odd years, 2013, 2017, 2021 aren't THAT bad as it's the confederations cup, and no-one really cares about that.
If it's a year ending in an even number though it is NON STOP FOOTBALL
This is interesting. I appear to be on /sp/ during American hours yet they're talking about Football. I thought it's not cared for?
>>67986990
>Handegg season still won't have started
kek
>he watches a sport with 17 game seasons, a bye week, so he can only watch his team play 16 times in a year
>16 times a year, 12 minutes of action per game, half of which are on offense, 6 minutes
>16*6
>80 minutes of offensive action per year
>he literally watches his team play offense for less than the length of one soccer match
how commercially cucked do you have to be
>>67986730
It's called football my friend
>>67986982
impliying standing around and ass slapping is more demanding
>>67987091
Is niggercollide the ultimate normalfag sport?
>>67987091
Talking big sense here, pal.
>>67987091
Saving this as a new pasta
Americans sports either have 15 game seasons or 80 game seasons
fucking meet in the middle
>>67986730
football is the mr bones ride of sports my uncultured friend
>>67987091
A FUCKING L...wait bro wtf
>>67987150
>niggercollide
>says a guys who watches thirdworldpussiesdiving
At least black dudes are cooler to hang out with the third world people
>>67987150
>more than half the world watches soccer
>300000000 NFL watchers are normies
Huh?
>>67987091
>actually repeating the 12 minutes per game fallacy
>>67987091
how much time do you think your favorite mls team has the ball in the box with a legitimate scoring opportunity. 90 percent of soccer is fucking around at midfield
>mfw im not an autistic american and i enjoy handegg, apehoop and sawker
>>67987346
>implying a 2nd and 12 on the 40 yard is a scoring opportunity
>>67987346
Do you fast forward through films to "get to the good part" too?
>>67987150
>niggercollide
God damnit Sweden I'm still chucking. I will tip my hat to you sir!
You have 10 seconds to tell me why playing best of 7 isn't arbitrary as fuck.
tfw I make these threads and Euroslurps fall for the easy b8
>>67987377
no i was replying to this
>16 times a year, 12 minutes of action per game, half of which are on offense, 6 minutes
>16*6
>80 minutes of offensive action per year
>he literally watches his team play offense for less than the length of one soccer match
>>67987384
>racism is fedora
Where did this epic maym come from? Reddit?
>>67987377
i never watch the first 10 mins of a porno desu
>>67987392
it's not arbitrary, it's perfectly designed for TV to squeeze money out of you and to rig 7 game "epics"
>>67986999
is everyone going to ignore this?
THE TRIPS DONT LIE
THE FOOTBALL IS OFFICIALLY GOING ON FOREVER
>>67987275
>At least black dudes are cooler to hang out with the third world people
spotted the cuck
>>67987413
If you have to use curse words and slurs to make your argument, surprise! You have no argument.
>>67987407
>implying we don't enjoy using your threads for our own purposes like we use your troops to protect us >for free
>>67987392
it's not some scientific figure, but its more comprehensive than 5 and more logistically practical than 9
>>67987432
>/sp/ is a debate club
>seriously offended by racism on 4chan
Leave my fucking board.
>>67986999
Underrated post.
>>67987432
>>67987472
>>67987456
Nice argument, thanks for proving my point retards.
when will americans finally leave this board
>>67987497
trying to prove points on /sp/ is where you went astray, hermano
>>67986730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
I want to play against the Americans in the Copa America and destroy them :^)
So handegg players get payed millions to have about 80 minutes of action per year? It makes footballers pay seem reasonable
>>67987639
show me how much """"""action""""'"'' there is in the average soccer match
>>67987435
>literally being invaded by Muslim hordes
>>67987679
Less than in your mother's bedroom, that's for sure
>>67987617
the only thing getting destroyed this summer is ur mum's cooch
>>67987639
>kicking a ball up and down a field without scoring is action to foreigners
>>67986730
hopefully after all this shit is over football season will start.
>>67987693
But he doesn't live in the White House mate.
>>67987693
>20% Mexicans
>de União Statés de América
>>67987725
Literally have a muslim mayor of your capitol
>>67987697
why would he want action in his mom's bedroom?
>>67987697
>>67987699
mummind
>>67987706
>running for ten seconds and standing for ten minutes is action for Amerifats
Literally never. Deal with it
>>67987745
>comparing a mayor of a shithole of a city to the "leader of the free world" who was elected twice via a nation wide vote
top fucking kek
Imagine being a competitive beast like Americans generally are and seeing that your sports are meme tier and cucked by the GOAT that is association football.
I'd be seething and try to pass it off as not caring too :^)
>>67987775
>Murica elected Bush
>twice
>even when he didn't win
That's all you need to know.
>>67987769
pot meet kettle
>>67987922
Kettles don't heat lard
>>67987786
What. That's not it as all. Americans simply don't care about soccer because it's not considered masculine. We only watch the World Cup because we can cheer for our country, which we love to do in any sport.
