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BRiD-Gmbh 1 : 2 Proud white Slovaks
REminder that the 2002 team was better than this shit troupe in all aspects. Only had one token nignog as well
Even based Donar hates shit shit show with their ticket-scalping "fanclub".
Neuer is having an awful game
so if they cancel the match due the weather we will win right?
go dortmund
>>67956693
>Asamoah
And today half the team is turko-african
Cucknation reporting in.
is this the worst german team of all time
EXECUTE ALL GERMANS
my TV is working again
woooo
http://www.zeit.de/sport/2016-02/handball-deutschland-europameister-alternative-fuer-deutschland
>>67956751
I bet this guy has on his twitter account a 8bit pixel avatar of himself.
>>67956757
2000<2004<2016<2002
>>67956757
no that was the 2000 squad
Would you suck Mehmet Scholls scalp?
>>67956751
the turtles shirt is like the icing on the cake
scheiß deutsche
>>67956748
I'd rather have Özil then Ricken, Khedira instead of Jeremies or Boateng then Linke in my team
>>67956751
i'd laugh but my gf has been blacked countless times
lel I thought germans were tough ?? they are afraid of a little rain
>>67956823
>Mehmet is a german name
>>67956823
yes based scholli
I guess this is the end, Slovakia really wins the whole match without having the 2nd half played
>>67956723
Neuer isn't playing m8.
>>67956840
did you eat the creampies?
>german "football"
>>67956751
literally me
>>67956856
well it is since he was able to play for the german nt
>>67956788
>Bereits ein erster Blick auf das Mannschaftsfoto erhellt: Das frische Erfolgsteam hat keinen einzigen Spieler mit dunkler Hautfarbe oder auch nur südländischem Teint. Es handelt sich, mehr noch, um eine Mannschaft ohne jeglichen Migrationshintergrund. 100 Prozent kartoffeldeutsche Leistungsbereitschaft. Wir listen die Vornamen der Spieler vollständig: Hendrik, Finn, Erik, Christian, Steffen, Jannik, Niclas, Steffen, Fabian, Simon, Tobias, Johannes, Carsten, Andreas, Rune, Martin. Alle Achtung! Das muss man 2016 in diesem Land erst einmal hinbekommen.
LOL?
UNWETTER RAUS AUS DEUTSCHLAND
MACHT DIE GRENZEN DICHT
who is that child?
>>67956898
Anyone can play for Germany.
You only need to live here for a few months. People who lived in Stuttgart or Munich get prefered by Löw.
>>67956838
Ricken won a CL, Jeremies won a CL, Linke won a CL and the Uefa Cup
just saying these weren't the shit players people like to assume today
>>67956818
>Jancker looking like some Nazi Skin hunting Refugees through the Streets of Dresden after Pegida Demo
good times lads even we get REKT in groupstage
smesh fasching
>>67956902
Der hat einen weg
>>67956938
well that means they are german then, since they're able to play for the nt
>>67956951
nevar forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXyFagg2fh8
are they playing a german version of a grease song?
>>67956902
>Non White Germans
>Playing Handball
PICK ONE
>miss first half
>second half not happening
typical
It's pretty obvious Löw is past it, who will follow him after the group stage exit next month?
>>67957028
Keller
>>67956902
those guys never did any sports. Handball has just way fewer turks, etc. because they play other stuff.
There is something like a "normal distribution" between nationalities and immigrants won't play a sport that is basically unknown in the land of their parents (who won't take them to youth sports they don't know).
Take the similar basketball and you suddenly have turks again, because the parents already knew the sport
>>67957028
Funkel
>>67956951
Just re-watch any game from 2002 and tell me the DFB played better. It was just plain awful to watch. Everytime Hamann got the ball i wanted to kill myself.
also
>Ramelow
>Rehmer
>>67957028
Klinsmann
>>67957028
Neururer
>>67957075
kek
>gotze
>Germany losing
oh n-noes t-the Weather is soooo b-bad
>>67956693
/bundes/ is a trademark term by us antifascist left. Use a different name for your threads, Nazis.
>>67957028
Nagelsmann
>>67957111
Dude. Half the team isn't kartoffeldeutsch.
You can't expect a bunch of turks and africans to play well under those conditions.
>>67957111
kek
>>67957028
Tobi will make the bundes great again
>>67957028
Poop Guardiolel
>>67957028
ich freue mich auf eine neue Herausforderung
euer Loddar
its a friendly, just fucking play
>Germany down 1-2
>quick let's turn on our weather machine so we don't have to finish the match
Pathetic
>>67957140
>potato german
what does this mean
>>67957085
The NT was a complete shit show until 2006, but it wasn't so much due to the players being shit but rather due to shitty coaches and the DFB in general having no idea what they were doing. For example at the Euro 2000 Deisler and Ballack were only used spraringly while 40 year old Loddar got to play as Libero. It's things like this.
Ramelow was a very decent player btw, defenders those days weren't as elegant as the likes of Hummels or Boateng today but that was normal.
And believe me I watched all these games back in the day, all these excruciatingly terrible quali games etc.
>>67957140
>mfw turkroaches think potatoes are a classic german vegetable
>>67957028
DER TORTITAN
>>67957216
Leftist insult for pure white germans without foreign heritage.
>>67957028
goatze
We now remember dat superior EM2012 water drainage system.
game onnnn
>>67957218
haven't seen this gif in ages.
>>67957250
[cute 2d girl with question marks over her head]
check out the toulon tournament, england vs france
the france team look nigerian, blacker than your mothers boyfriend
>Löw will be gone in a month
FINALLY
NO MORE POLDI
NO MORE BLACK MEME PLAYERS
NO MORE STUTTGARTERS/SCHWABEN
>>67957196
fuck no
all the ossis in this thread have slavic blood running in their veins and voting afd won't change a thing
>>67957279
Literally 1 (one) white guy
>mfw Austria will make it further in the EM than Germany
FUCK OFF INT FUCK OFF INT FUCK OFF INT FUCK OFF INT FUCK OFF INT
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FUCK OFF INT FUCK OFF INT FUCK OFF INT FUCK OFF INT FUCK OFF INT
>>67957241
that's not leftist, that's projecting your self-hate on others
>>67957217
>coaches and the DFB in general having no idea
true
>Ramelow was a very decent player
ehh nope, while i had a soft spot for him when he reached the pokalfinale with Hertha Bubis, i must disagree
but glad to see that i am not the only old one here
>>67957281
>black meme players
Implying Boateng isn't the most decent player of the Mannschaft
sahne would be not be considered better than brandt if he wasn't black
>>67957281
Black players are generally better than white tbvh
he took neuer off, top kek
ter stegen in goal now
>dat false-flag antigerman posts
>>67957387
Neuer had not one good second in the first half
water polo is back guys
Germany is a beautiful team with beautiful people of color.
please stop
>>67957419
Why even continue the game ? It's gonna be shitty long balling anyway
>>67957350
Boateng is the only black player since Erwin Kostedde who deserved being in the NT.
INT SCHWEINE RAUS
INT SCHWEINE RAUS
INT SCHWEINE RAUS
INT SCHWEINE RAUS
INT SCHWEINE RAUS
>>67957317
better than having Bomb Fragments and 7,62mm AK47 Ammo in his Body from your nice Isis group
French Cuck
>>67957374
Sure, yesterday in champions there were a lot of black players.
>>67957457
Ossi mad.
>>67957457
BTFO
>>67957457
>he's an össi
>>67957466
The team with more people of color won
>>67957457
Voll krass kantig guter post brudi :DDDD Sehn wir uns gleich wieder im Deutschfaden auf >>>/b/?
>>67957363
fuck off racist!
ERA PENAL
>>67957457
OSSI TRIGGERED
ayy le stegen
>nigger being a cunt
What else is new?
LEL STEGEN DOES IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
RIP in Peace Germany
REKT
first neuer, now leno
humiliating
>>67957601
Fuck off
>Meme Stegen
Gauland for Bundestrainer.
BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO BTFO
NIE WIEDER DEUTSCHLAND
>>67957513
Marcelo is mulatto, casemiro too, they are not black and less africans. The best players aren't black.
GETUNNELT
HAHAJHAHAHAHHAHA
>german keepers not named neuer
Ahahahahahahahh
>German goal“”keeper“”
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>ter stegen
what
the
hell
>Meme Stegen
>LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN >LEL STEGEN
Can they fire Löw already
SLOVAKIA YES
I am a /Žilinamissile/ now
>Ter Memen
>Le Stegen
>The city of the multicultural BRD GmbH Corp.
>>67957614
Go suck a Syrian cock.
GERMANY BTFO
>>67957626
they are brazilian??? that's not mulatto you spastic
LEL STEGEN
how can you be so fucking good at being bad? i dont get it
>manuel neuer
>weltbester keeper
pick 1
top kek
>Ter Stegen over Fährmann
lmao
every game with ter Stegen somehow ends with germany's opponent scoring 5
why do you guys use ter stegen he fucking sucks and you have a few good reliable non meme goalies out there.
why rudiger is on the team?, he is the worst defense than i ever seen in champions. He was a shit in roma.
>mignolet
Neuer really sucks today
>>67957678
i pick manuel neuer, the weltbester keeper
>>67957698
Because he is black
>>67957691
we meme it up in meaningless pre cup games
>>67957685
b-but hes playing for Barcelona h-he must be g-good...
>>67957691
Der Jogibär
>Slovakia
>white
>3 goals
>Al Almania
>muslims
>1 goal
>>67957698
because he's black
>>67957685
>Fährmann
end this meme
Would Karius get a chance if he was black instead of being such a powerful Aryan speciman?
>>67957671
you're national team will suck, it's only griezman with boonga boonga and the overrated pogba.
>>67957698
le official negro quota
>>67957783
Fuck off racist
>>67957730
Why are you calle Almania by araps?
I think it's obvious so far that Germany couldn't make it on a rainy tuesday night at Stoke.
More blacks than you have, more shit you will be.
>>67957801
based peru(gay) with the hardhitting truths
>>67957783
yes
>>67957809
Merkel shills should be banned on sight.
>>67957801
why are you even talking? lol you irrelevant imbecile
>>67957809
geh und schmeiss Torten.
>>67957828
heh
What's your favorite Landser song?
>>67957882
>he thinks France is relevant
>>67956840
Gimme her snapchat. I'll send pics of my BBC.
>>67957894
Sturmführer
>>67957894
Danzig, Breslau und Stettin
>>67957894
I prefer Feindflug fampai
>BT making up excuses for Germany
>>67957907
they are just relevant for isis bombings obviously
>>67957907
France is the most relevant nation on earth. Stay mad JFs
>>67957892
Vomit
>>67957882
BTFO
>>67957894
Sonderzug nach Dachau
>all these limp-wristed nu males itt
disgusting
>>67957894
Afrika für Affen
>>67957894
Dönerskins
almost 4 1 top kek
looked like he just tried to hadouken the ball into the net with all that water kek
>>67957894
Negerpimmel
Schieß doch, Junge
>>67957976
match day tourists shitting the thread
what else did you expect
plz post webm of lel stegen
>>67957882
white frenchs are too pussie to play football you have to use your slaves to play for you
>all those mad ossis itt
pls post more of your 12 gb antifa pics
>>67957942
Von Thronsthal is the only decent german far right band
>Boateng subbed off
finally
>nigger is captain
I wish Löw would already get aids
>>67956838
>I'd rather have Khedira instead of Jeremies
spoken like a true cuck
HOWIE
O
W
I
E
this is fun
>>67958083
>spoken like a true cuck
answered like a true ossi
>>67957894
easily opa war sturmführer
>>67957708
fucking lel and also tears
>>67958112
>I rate Khedira
>>67957894
Polacken Tango and In den Bergen von Ruanda
>>67958060
dankjewel!
>>67958140
>i rate jeremies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZIiXS8hKIQ
Based Stani coming on
Please score
>Turks from Gelsenkirchen calling eachother Ossi
/bundes/ will be unbearable during the euros tobihannes
you are unbearable all year long you waste of oxygen
friendly reminder Top Gear starts tonight with new hosts, might have a cheeky wank to Sabine Schmitz
>>67956838
Fuck off cuck
Remember when Schland got BFO by Switzerland before the WC
don't you have things of greater important to care about than people's race/political leaning?
>Höwedes coming in for Boateng and taking the captain pandage
German nationalism on the rise.
Knew they are still nazi
rude
>>67958205
>tobihannes
I like this new meme
>>67958175
fuck off Brownie
pls friends don't bicker
>>67958254
>france
spoken like a true cuck
>>67958250
They get BTFO in every friendly
rüdiger > boateng
Lifelong Slovakia fan desu
>>67958187
based Internet
>>67958276
Oi, Honzik, who are you rooting for ?
West Sudetenland or East Moravia ?
>>67958296
not hard, Gauland is right.
>>67958254
>French guy asking that question
Oh what a surprise
What's this shit I hear about Boateng all the time?
>>67958296
where were you
>>67958325
Gauland is right because nobody wants to live next to Boateng simply because he is a huge cunt.
>>67958355
He has a 85 IQ.
We just fuck up friendlies to not give our opponents any stuff to analyze pre cup.
Brilliant tactic ayy
Boateng is pretty harmless, he thinks he's hot shit and tough with his ghetto nigger appearance but he's soft as fuck and has the IQ of a little kid.
>>67958417
He is a Carlton but with a Waldo Geraldo Faldo IQ.
>>67958417
you just know he's the guy blasting nigger music until 2am
>>67958417
Just imagine a gurl sleeping with him
"Who's ur mommey"
>getting literally felled by mesi
>>67958357
what?
>literally obsessed with race and cuckolding
a nicely adjusted man should have other stuff to be obsessed about, isn't it?
>>67958417
Not harmless if his behaviour encourages little nigs behave that same way.
>>67958417
>being this butthurt
He is getting "instrumentalized", the new political buzzword of 2016.
>>67958478
>France
ignored
shitty match and a shitty thread
thank god we have true Sikorski's from Dessau-Roßlau to expose the non-germans here
>>67958478
Le wrong generation
>>67958454
Wow, luckily I am not living next door to him
>>67958478
bad tardlette pls
>>67958466
This will never stop being funny.
>muhh blacks mudslisms merkel afd leftist propaganda syrians refugees antifa
Ronnies talk about this shit on /b/, on /int/, on /pol/, in the comment sections of the Lügenpresse and in their local Facebook Bürgerwehr group but put a Länderspiel on TV and these Spastis still flood our beloved /bundes/ with their cancerous shit...
>this commentary
man i forgot how bad the german conmentators are
>>67958478
>le france
Shouldn't you be looking for africans to let them fuck your gf?
Who to support this EC instead? Poland or Austria?
>>67958494
>>67958498
>>67958509
>you're not xenophobic
>so you're a numale
alright lads
>>67958528
TRIGGERED
>>67958540
Wales
>>67958538
HAHAH GREAT INT JOKE THERE MY FRIEND :DDDD
>>67958540
Scotland
>>67958528
Merkel ins KZ
>>67958540
Iceland
I want based Šesták to score
>>67958540
Iceland you fucking hoser
>>67958540
Austria fucked up so out of the two Poland.
In general, Scotland.
>>67958573
Anzeige ist raus
>>67958538
no am I not into this sort of sexual manner. But why do you keep talking about cuckolding?
>>67958556
I want BAYOL to have a good tournament so he's put in the /sp/ team.
>>67958573
top quality banter Kevin
>>67958538
hes probably a nignog himself living in some banlieue burning cars and cry how unfair the system is...
>all those Enricos itt
>>67957894
>mgw Opa wirklich Sturmführer bei der SS war
WER DEUTSCHLAND NICHT LIEBT SOLL DEUTSCHLAND VERLASSEN
I am getting tired, is it too late to drink coffee now?
>Gotze diving in the box for the 3rd time today
>>67958775
Hell no
>>67958775
Never too late for a coffee
Slavs are the new master race desu
>>67958763
WER JOGGINGHOSEN TRÄGT HAT DIE KONTROLLE ÜBER SEIN LEBEN VERLOREN
>>67958763
>hating refugees
rechte schweine
>>67958802
Slavs will save Europe.
>>67958775
i just did
>some people spent 90 minutes watching this trash
kek
>>67958807
Calm down Karl
>>67957659
>>67957659
shit op but good thread
>>67958836
decent game desu, you're just salty, Hans
>>67958802
Nah but maybe a part of the master race will move there
>>67956751
that kid is adopted you stupid retard
it's too black to be mixed-race
>>67956751
>cargo pants
lessons we have learned today:
>Germany will never take friendlies seriously
>B or C Team will never win anything
>ter stegen will never be number 1
>Ossis will save any Antifa pics
finish the list /bundes/
>>67958902
white people can have black babies,too.
>>67958884
who would move to fucking poland?
>>67958902
Are you sure?
>>67958930
Is that what your gf told you? :^)
>drive 400km to your WG
>forget key at home
Ayyy
>>67958916
>deutschland den deutschen und afrika den affen
:^ )
>>67958956
Nah, it's what I learned in Biology,lad
>>67958956
yes. Is that bad?
ja gut isch sag a mal des isch irgendwo verschtändlich bei dem regen irgendwo war die leitung der mannschaft auch irgendwo nicht sag a mal konzentriert wie isch sag a mal des trainerteam sich des gedacht hat irgendwo ja
>>67958860
i cant remember the last time i saw a thread this cancerous
I don't care what Löw will say in his statement as long as he says the name Leroy Sané again.
>want comfy /sp/ thread
>get shitposting /pol/ thread
>>67959002
samama
>Brandt laughing cause he knows he can go home tomorrow
>>67959035
>le /pol/ boogey man
ja gut samama die schpieler habe auch irgewie heute nicht so die samama die högschde konzendration gehabt ja samama des is ach irgendwo verschtändlich ja samama bei de wedder
>tfw we managed to beat all of the last three world cup winners in the recent years
The female ARD interviewer is a fine MILF
>>67959069
What are Sestak's chances to play during the EM ?
>>67959069
And you are not getting fucked by migrants
How does it feel to be a bitch Schland?
>>67956834
His bitch looks better than yours
The 2015/16 Superliga is over. FCK champions, Hobro relegated, SonderjyskE sensational.
Looking forward to next season with two added teams and a playoff.
>>67959104
>posting anime
well you should know
>lose friendlies
>win cup
feels pretty good desu
>>67959060
>thread full of "muh epic racist comments"
>boogeyman
ok
>>67959069
>a potom nas rozjebe aj wales na euro
>>67959100
we will see it in an hour, but I guess he will go, he did a lot for our national team, and he said that he wants to say farewell to the national team after the euro whetever he goes or not
Colin Todd and radio commentator Morten Hausborg. Todd says goodbye to Randers FC. Hopefully he stays in Danish football. Very sympatethic person.
>>67959151
based
couldnt watch the match, did we play well or germany just fielded B team?
>>67959151
>>a potom nas rozjebe aj wales na euro
:D
>match ends
>nazis gone
>>67959308
you basically are world champions now
congratiulations you did it! absolute madmen
just found this
>>67959317
as always
>>67959317
i would bet anything that we have more nazis than you nowadays, pic related flag of my club
>>67959330
nice
>>67959308
Scored a screamer in the first half and a nice set piece. Then the pitch was flooded with water in the second half so boths teams couldn't really play anymore.
>>67959350
beats /bundes/ during the euros
What team will be meme enough for kimmich?
>>67959308
Germans used a 5-3-2 lel fags
>>67959372
you can suck each others dick now
>>67959433
t. belasý žid
>>67959350
lel
diese gleichgeschalteten medien sind so widerlich
müssen alle richtig panik vor der AfD haben
>>67959372
at least you have a flashy new stadium lad
>>67959513
Die pissen sich schon seit nem Jahr ein. Die Angst steckt da ganz tief in den Knochen
>>67959513
t. Kevin Sikorski, Vorsitzender der Bürgerwehr Görlitz
>>67959550
yeah its really nice
>>67959550
from the money of the tax payers
>Sarah Wagenknecht will never be your gf
>>67956693
>talking shit about the 2002 squiad
ree
>>67959603
Thank Jesus
>>67959594
t. z pola na pasienky
>>67959317
earmuffs
>>67959600
doesn't really bother me, it's relatively close to where I live and we really needed a one solid stadium for international matches
>>67959722
only buttblasted Slovan Jews complain about it, its important for culture
>Milchgipfel
>>67959626
Why? Just imagine her wearing a tight latex suit with high heels, holding you on a leash and forcing you to lick her shoes....
>>67956838
Fick dich.
>>67959815
That sounds good but does she spout communist propaganda during sex ?
>>67959603
she's pretty cute but her eyebrows are weird. Thick eyesbrows are goat
>>67959848
Nah. She's a Berufspolitiker, they all ditched their ideals long ago.
>>67959848
no, antifa called her a nazi and cut her troat and she can't speak anymore
You guys can consider yourself's lucky that you have this guy. Otherwise that team wouldn't be nearly as successful
>>67960309
consider yourself lucky that it will be anschluss time soon
>>67959317
I am still here
>>67960514
Gott sei Dank !
>>67960514
You don't count because I filtered you already
>>67961050
I filtered you as well
That team was rigid as fuck
>>67961253
Ich hab dich immer einmal mehr gefiltert als du mich
>Leipzig promoted
>Dresden promoted
>Aue promoted
>Zwickau promoted
>Chemnitz not relegated
Who can stop the powerhouse that is Saxony?
>>67960419
audible jej
>>67962127
maybe kult kloppo
>>67962127
Ei verbibsch! Dös hamsch ja no ja net jewusst!
>>67962742
terrible attempt desu Torben
bundes asleep
time to post some lewds
>this entire thread
wew lad
the EC is gonna be shit
Will he become the 2nd youngest foreign player after Pulisic, to score in the Bundesliga?
>>67965443
he's 34 years old
Thought up some "funny" posts for tomorrow
>not playing Karius
It's like Germany wants to lose
>>67967107
small time player at a small time club
>>67966535
Good
tired af desu
not gonna post in this thread
>>67974711
you just did you fool
hey
>BILD: Gladbach are prepared to break their transfer record to sign Andreas Christensen permanently from Chelsea for €20m.
>Kicker: Dortmund's summer transfer targets: • Ömer Toprak or Aleksandar Dragovic • Sebastian Rode • Raphael Guerreiro • Emre Mor
>Kicker: Wolfsburg & Tottenham are also interested in Rode, whilst Gladbach & Hertha also linked.
>Sunderland Echo: Sunderland are tracking Dortmund defender Neven Subotic & could sign BVB CB on a season-long loan.
>>67974723
i didn't
xD
>>67974968
just tell him to fuck off
>>67974733
Hallo
When is the next sporting event of interest to the average /bundes/ poster?
>>67975456
June 10th
BBC Sports calendar:
http://www.bbc.com/sport/34453641
>>67975456
No wait, PDC World Cup of Darts coming up before that
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_in_sports
>>67975476
Oh damn, that is pretty handy, thanks Denmark.
>>67974744
>Sebastian Rode
Oh god please no
- a literally who that had a good season at Franfkurt once
- dumb enough to think he can make it at Bayern
- never achieved anything in his career but wants a CL guarantee
Let's pray that this is made up rumor...
>>67975482
Even better
>>67975489
Rode is great if you let him play
League Two playoff final tonight.
Wimbledon v Plymouth
Hulk. What a shithouse.
>>67975757
no you'd say he's built like a brick shithouse
Who are the biggest shithouses in the Bundesliga
>>67975909
Augsburg, Hoffenheim, Ingolstadt
(KIK, SAP, AUDI)
>>67975923
What about players. Which players are the biggest shithouses?
>>67975909
Zambrano
>>67975985
vidal
zambrano
ingolstadt
sandro wagner
xhaka
>>67976287
>>67975923
>Ingolstadt
Pls stop the h8 ;_;
>>67959587
Sikorski? Sounds like a foreigner
Better beat him up
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501
lel
How do >we solve the bintpol problem during the Euros?
Always make sure a match thread is up early so the Nazis don't overrun bundes?
>>67976762
just go out and watch the games with some rl people, you nerd
>go to Champions League final
>see this guy next to you
Your response?
>>67976762
Get a proxy and filter all germans.
>>67977036
Who is that, I've seen him before
>>67977036
"Du bist ja noch schöner, als im Fernsehen"
>>67977036
"ja ich bin es wirklich, hör auf mit den Fotos kleiner fettsack"
wait what happened to this thread?
>>67976959
>leaving your house during Euro matches
I don't won't to get allahuakbared..
>>67977036
make sure he doesn't fuck my wife during the break
>>67977221
*want
>>67977231
>not wanting beautiful semen in your wife
>>67977036
The fat kid could be anything from 12 to 40.
>>67977036
It's a sad picture, a man longing for beautiful, world class football yet he knows after the game is over he has to go back to his HSV shitters
>>67957028
Merkel.
>>67977221
i'm getting legitimately scared. I won't go out to crowded places after the quarter final
>>67977256
>lives in a top German city (inb4 anyone pretending it isn't)
>earns millions
>every place above 16 is considered a success
>probably banging hot WAGs as we speak
>figured out the perfect comb over to hide his baldness
He's doing fine if you ask me.
>>67977036
Sitting on the edge of your seat
>>67977066
Bruno Labbadia
steel buddies fan here?
>>67977317
Thanks
>>67977402
That's a shithouse of a tank
>>67977438
Based evil Denmark, wish your retarded sister would leave this thread for good.
>>67977463
???
is calling someone/-thing a shithouse a new meme?
>>67977589
Yes
3 LINES ON A SHIRT. JEWELS REMAIN STILL GLEAMING
i don't like it
You will never live in Italy, by the sea
>>67977737
good
>>67977737
Yeah, that sucks. Great country.
>>67977748
Italia>France
>>67977786
why?
>not wanting to live in the south of spain
its great and not poverty tier like south italy
>>67977673
Try it
>>67977737
Tragic really
>>67977800
I'd like to live on Mallorca, maybe in a small village outside Palma
>>67977800
Spain has nicer beaches but that's about it.
Maybe I should be learning Italian
>>67977799
Better history, food, beaches, women, attitude etc.
>>67977801
Why not?
>>67977801
i won't, sorry
>>67977829
>better history
both are equal in terms of greatness
>food
Italian
wrong
>beaches
yeah maybe, but Atlantic beaches are nice too. but Croatian beaches are better than both
>women
wrong
>attitude
explain this one
>>67977828
learn Spanish instead
>arrogant "I'm so much better than all of you" frenchie wants to get french attitude problems explained
Can't make this shit up
>>67977036
actually met him once in Hanover at the 2006 WC, i was one of those flagbearing kids, after that we watched the game at the vip area. 10/10 experience desu.
>>67977036
Why does he sit like this
>>67977870
French people are the most arrogant fucks in the world, Italians are really laid back, that alone makes France a worse travel destination.
>>67977942
tbf we act like that because of the tourists, and that attitude problem is only common in Paris. People from cities like Lyon, Montpellier, Rennes etc are nice
>>67977895
I know right? They're the most insufferable cunts in the world by long shot.
>>67964585
didnt expect that
>>67977942
laid back is our meme get your own, shitaly
>>67964585
holy shit
>>67977936
Maybe not sure whether that is his final seat or he's just waiting for someone
>>67977982
Your meme is retardation/low IQ actually.
>>67977906
Cool
>>67977967
but we would be tourists senpai. i read some story about this guy who tried to speak in french at a resteraunt got one word wrong and said he wanted to eat on the floor, and they just took his chair away and poured the food on the floor and everyone laughed at him until he left. im sure its good for french people but we aint french
>>67978016
that's mean
>>67978010
yeah maybe he doesn't want to stand up again for people coming back
>>67977737
I'm okay with that
reminder that if you got bullied there's a legitimate reason to that. stop acting like a foreigner and behave
>>67978025
he should have spoken in english then. but waiters are cunts, and not only to tourists
>>67957028
,Oliver Kahn, Mehmet Scholl and Giovane Elber will become the new trainer team
>>67978046
Would love you to get the fuck out of this thread you French cunt...hope you get bombed this summer.
>he should have spoken in english then.
implying the average frog knows English
>obnoxious frenchcunt who knows-everything-but-don't-actually-know-shit asking why french attitude are worst
lel
>Torino President Urbano Cairo won't sign Ciro Immobile from Sevilla: 'His attitude isn't right'.
>>67978324
how much did dortmuind pay for him?
good morning
>>67978324
Denmark-posting is not welcome here anymore, please keep your irrelevant news to yourself.
>>67978336
18.5, sold him for 11 + 3 to Sevilla
>>67978392
oh i thought dortmund still owned him
they did well to get that much
>>67978346
bad morning.
The French are alright in my book. They are what they are.
I don't get mad at Germans for being complete social spastics every time they venture out in public. They don't do it to spite me, that's just how most of them are. Still generally very friendly one-on-one.
Didn't realise the League Two playoff final started this early.
>>67978678
No one asked for your opinion you degenerate cunt.
>>67978715
Who are you supporting?
>>67978758
Ironically: Plymouth
Unironically: Wimbledon
>tfw Bullyposting still on the rise
Comfy /Bundes/ is dead and we killed it.
Close to deciding on which teams to support and the opposite at the EM.
I will actively root against two teams: Turkey and Albania.
Turkey because they stole Emre Mor and Albania because they stole Denmark's spot.
>>67978809
more like you're Islamaphobic
I still support too many teams so need to shave a few off the list.
My top three will probably end up being Italy, Iceland and Sweden, probably also in that order.
Switzerland, Belgium and Germany are leading the chasing pack, not necessarily in that order.
>>67978860
Are you literally going to support the team that knocked us out? I dont wanna meme here, but you fit the bill.
>>67978880
Our own fault being shit. Besides, I love Sweden and live right next to it.
Austria is the official /bundes/ /bundesliga/ /bundes/liga /bundes/lig/a/ /bumdesliga/ team
>>67978860
dump Italy and Belgium
>>67978346
morning
>>67978953
FILTERED
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>>67978953
I really like Austria, should have included them in the chasing pack.
>>67978956
No, I went on Erasmus exchange in Leuven and I love the country. Not following them for the memes.
Italy mainly because of Buffon these days since he's my favourite footballer after Robben.
France
Iceland
Sweden
Austria
in that order
do austria have anyone good besides Alaba?
>>67979037
Junuzovic
Dragovic
Wimmer
>>67979050
literally never heard of Januzovic before
>>67979037
Marc Janko
>>67979060
plays for werder and was pretty good during 2014-2015
>>67978908
So basically Denmark is a shithouse
You should have mentioned Fuchs tobihannes
>>67978860
>>67978880
please make up or discuss family issues elsewhere, evil denmark
>>67957028
Erdogan
>>67979105
Yes. Beaten by the shithouse that is Zlatan.
>>67979233
Hello, my friend. I hope you're feeling well.
STOP SAYING SHITHOUSE
The Simpsons used to be on from 17-19 every day but now they're showing Two and a half men for the first hour. Really unhappy with this.
I watched a couple of minutes of the Wimbledon game, but wasn't really bothered. Maybe it's finished by now. I wonder who won.
Erstmal zu Penny
>>67979491
>The Simpsons used to be on from 17-19 every day but now they're showing Two and a half men for the first hour. Really unhappy with this.
A real shithouse, that channel
>>67979491
Someone just broke a vertebrae.
I don't think the result of the game should matter.
>>67979491
it's 1-0 to Wimbledon with a few minutes of normal time left
>>67979491
they were showing 2 episodes of the simpsons from like 19h40 to 20h30 now it's only one episode at 20h10 reeeee. they replaced the void by a reality show
>>67979567
Sure is
>>67979613
That's awful. Did some massive shithouse run into him?
>>67979618
Thank you
>>67979676
They shouldn't mess around with stuff like that. Keep the schedule the same always.
What's a "shithouse"?
>>67979798
yer mum lmao
and Wimbledon just won a penalty in the 9th minute of stoppage time
>>67979706
No, it was a footballer.
why does a tennis tournament have its own football team?
>>67979361
hello, friend
same
>>67979847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLiN9CDr2_M
relevant
>>67980303
he doesnt look like a rüdiger
>>67980410
Would you expect a Rüdiger to be more of a shithouse?
*kicks Denmark from the bundes server*
reason: shithouse posting
>>67980441
is that racist?
shithouse
yes, this thread is a real shithouse
just slept all afternoon up until now
>>67980618
Time for a nap
>>67980618
I think I unintentionally did some lucid dreaming from five to six post meridiem
>>67980740
good job, I think I'll also post >our final Euro 2016 squad
.
.
.
;___;
>>67980740
Are you mocking me?
Kevin Vogt to Hoffenheim
>>67980869
You to my heart
im out of beer
im out of bear
im out of fear
>>67980924
Had two beers and a third of a vodka so far. Really needed it today and feeling somewhat good right now.
>>67981048
how good?
>>67981070
A decent amount but not fully
>denmark off the wagon again
good
>>67981086
wew drunkmark
Listening to Graham Hubter's interview with Paul Clement about his time at Real Madrid.
I say listening. I have it on with the volume at around 50% and watxhing Top Gear at the same time with the volume a bit lower.
>>67981145
I just scrolled through transfer
>>67981160
Jeff is talking about former Bundesliga trips now
ALICE DIED
IN THE NIGHT
any updates on the sahne to bayern situation
>>67981235
>why doesn't he come to bundes anymore?
cause he couldn't handle my bullying
WOW!!
Mainz want ADO Den Haag's DANISH keeper Martin Hansen as replacement for Karius.
>>67981306
why wow
>>67977936
Maybe his butt hurts
>>67981316
I don't know.
Mainz have had two offers rejected, but will probably end up getting him for around €1m.
>>67981235
>any updates on the arcade fire to good music situation?
are you trying to say that Arcade Fire is also too popular for >le fancy frechies partrician music taste?
>>67981316
Denmark took some drugs this morning
>>67981354
it's not about popularity im just not about that indie rock ting nahmean
>>67981354
Sounds like a fun morning
>>67981306
should go for Lössl tbf
>i'm partriciuuh!! n-not about popularity :((
Ugh.. still this thread *grinds teeth*
>>67981633
start a new one
>>67981657
I-I'm not good with computers
>>67981883
*hacks you*
>>67981927
Is that what he or she gets for not being good with computers?
>>67982086
yes
>>67982106
Okay
o i am laffin
>>67982207
who will replace him?
>inb4 Süle
Watching something very absurd right now, an Australian flick.
>>67982207
>what kind of player you want
>gimme dat mainz dude who can't pass
>gotchu faM
>>67982273
whats the difference between a flick a movie a film and a kino?
l-lewd
>>67982207
>toprak
>22 million euros
i feel a cold coming on
>>67982275
whoops, Toprak was at Freiburg not Mainz
>>67982299
I don't feel like explaining it right now, sorry.
>>67982417
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
Do yo sometimes wonder if you know any bundes posters in real life? I don't.
>>67982438
I don't really know anyone irl, therefore I don't have to wonder.
I met Tobi once at Hauptbahnhof Erlangen
>>67982438
hm me neither
>>67982502
maybe your social worker browses /bundes/
i will never make a match thread again
After days of nothing but sunshine the weather is turning slightly more unpleasant right now.
Dark times in Dortmund:
https://sports.vice.com/de_de/article/judenfreunde-nrnberg-und-der-s04wie-im-dortmunder-sonderzug-alle-weghrten
goodbye thread
