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goooooooooooooooooooood mooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning edition
Today: Germany - Slovakia (17.45)
>international friendlies
ugh
Guten Morgen
Liebe Sorgen
Seid ihr auch schon alle da -
Habt ihr auch so gut geschlafen?
Na dann ist ja alles klar!
hello you guise
>>67944862
is she reading braille?
Looking forward to the Monaco Grand Prix today.
>>67944737
>>67944833
>>67944862
Good morning
Good morning.
FOOTY TODAY
>>67945049
not really
>>67945107
YES REALLY
FOOTY TODAY
>>67945128
where?
Morning
>>67945049
F1 and gasquet vs nip today
>>67945148
your opinion is irrelevant
It's a Germany loses against Slovakia episode
who were the players left behind at the camp?
women tennis is shit. playing videogames now
Ah yes, good thing the season ended with a happy end.
cricket
is
verboten
>>67945922
>wanting to be benched
ayy lmao
>>67945922
happy for him. IMO he has a a realistic canche to get a starting spot.
kaspar schmeichel on suicide watch
>>67946020
>>67946106
One could be the cup and CL GK + HQ cover for the league.
>>67946202
Two GKs for different competitions is the worst meme in the football
>>67945922
stupid
Put your hands up in the air,
PUT YOUR HANDS - UP - IN THE - AIR
>>67945998
Both are right desu
>>67945998
>Klasse-Fußballer
Unsere Neger in der Nationalmannschaft sind voll okay. #Nachbarn
Bad morning everyone.
>>67945998
How long until the hardliners make her leave the party too?
>denmark
>watching football
>>67946398
Bad Vilbel anon
>tfw one of my posts got 20+ (You)s yesterday
>>67946420
They should replace her with Wagenknecht.
>>67946450
i don't believe you
>>67946450
>>67946450
Yeah, neinhold's bot was stuck in loop. He'll fix that problem today.
>>67946477
>>67928339
It was pretty low effort aswell.
No clue why so many people felt the need to respond.
>>67946517
someone should put this post into a Haiku form.
>>67946486
Love me some lewd shipgirls.
redpill me on this ethnic Schweizer
>>67946638
he's a good non-manlet LB
>>67946737
can he actually defend?
>>67946845
Yes
>>67946638
Great LB. Solid in defense, smart movements when attacking.
+ good technique for a LB
+ good at set-pieces/crossing
+ still relatively young, so there is still room for improvements
+ good attitude
- He could improve his tackling skills. That does not mean that he's bad at tackling. but his timing isn't always the best.
>>67946020
no he doesn't
schmeichel is a good keeper and only 29
literally just did it for the money
>>67946931
or because he's simply too good for 2.bundes?
>>67946980
oh wew
i dont actually follow the bundes anymore, hannover got relegated?
>>67946871
>>67946881
danke, I wonder why I haven't seen rumour of Poop going for him yet
>>67947019
they were dead last
>>67947023
he might not like scat
>>67947045
that's a pretty big negative, you should have included it.
>i dont actually follow the bundes anymore
>/bundesliga/
see>>67946820
>>67947023
I think i read it somewhere that bayern was "interested" in the last years. But with Alaba and Bernat they have no need to buy another LB.
>>67947045
???
>>67947136
I mean of this window for Man City
>In der in der Frankfurter Allgemeinen Sonntagszeitung erklärt der neue Bayern-Star: „Ich fand diese Debatte schwer enttäuschend. Dass die Leute nach achteinhalb Jahren bei Borussia Dortmund überhaupt auf den Gedanken kamen, ich würde mich auswechseln lassen, wenn ich nicht müsste. Was soll meine Motivation gewesen sein?“
I think it's safe to say that no person that ever lived on this planet said the word "achteinhalb" more often than Mats Hummels.
>>67947089
i'm just here to shitpost
>>67947232
then I'll have to write you up, sorry
A-Junioren Bundesliga
Hoffenheim vs Dortmund
1:1 at HT right now
>>67947250
achteinhalb Zoll vielleicht #pferd
>>67947268
literally no one cares
>>67947163
Things can always change. Maybe they want to check how he is doing at the EC?
Regensburgo vs Wolfsburgo II right now desu
Are release clauses mandatory in Germany like they are in Spain? There just seems to be a lot of them.
>>67947325
Maybe
>>67947323
Sounds like someone is mad that his club lacks a good youth squad
>>67947382
are u in bavaria?
>>67947353
>Are release clauses mandatory in Germany like they are in Spain?
No they're not. It just makes it easier for talented players to leave if a big club comes knocking.
>>67947450
no, in Dunkeldeutschland
>>67947489
fuck off dynamo scum
>>67948018
just
>>67948044
i'm n-not from Houston
I'm back. Nice to see Kevin Magnussen's rival crash.
>>67948552
>marrying a 14 year old
>Tobias Schweinsteiger
>>67948552
I wish he wrote it in English like this "we have been engaged/married since two years"
>>67948682
"it's been two years since she said yes" is cuter
>>67948682
yeah, that would've been funny
>>67948552
>proposing in Venice
Gay as fuck, literally cringing
>>67948552
"we knutsched here two years ago tihihihihi" is better
lol have u seen the video of Big Sam dancing
>>67948823
Gay in Venice
- in movies theatres Autumn 2016
>ja, herzlich "thank you" würd' ich sagen
A Cringe in Venice - Her Mann
Timo Horn looks like a 42 year old insurance salesman
>>67948552
he's dressed like he's going to a boiler room huhh such a fucking tool
>Marokkanische Mentalität
#Aufschrei
>Dirtmound about to lose Hummels, Gundogan, Aubameyang and Mkhitaryan in a single window
Best stepping stone club ever.
>>67949134
where's micky going? any solid leads?
I wouldn't want Boateng as my neighbour desu. He seems like the noisy kind.
>>67949189
stoke
>>67949134
they only have themselves to blame, if they stopped choking in the competitions they could actually win more players would stay there.
R E G E N S B U R G
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>>67949189
Chelshit apparently.
>>67949212
right.
looks like they actually want to keep him anyway and rather let him leave on a free next year instead of losing that many players.
also:
>2-5
>Mkhitaryan in the EPL
He'll kill himself after a week
>>67949134
Why does he bother?
>>67949317
R U H R G E B I E T
U
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G
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>you will never breathe coaldust and steelsmoke on a daily basis
I pity you all
>>67949317
this is what you get for breaking the law and just not getting proper punishment on account of being a celebrity
Walcott and Wozniacki at the Monaco Grand Prix
>>67949546
Are you sure it's not just Hamilton
>>67949569
Hamilton would be wearing socks.
>>67949546
>Walcott
that's Ox you fag
>>67949546
>no socks
>>67949605
She's a professional whore.
>>67949546
Would love to fill all your holes with hot spunk bb
First Lewa now Auba leaving, Bundesliga is becoming shitter every day.
>>67949546
>black athlete
>suit with loafers
Evertime. They're like: Okay I'm rich now so I have to look like a rich person, gimme that Richie Rich outfit.
>>67949852
only one of these three things is happening
Lukaku would be a good enough replacement tbf
>>67950089
He isn't a team player.
>>67950089
he's too expensive for Dortmund
Is the Monaco GP a fun race now? I used to watch F1 and remember that it was difficult track to overtake on.
>>67950089
batshuayi would
>>67950161
Maybe they'll sell for less to a foreign club
>>67950089
Lukaku is a fucking meme. They could pay €20m for Sandro Wagner and still make a better signing.
>>67950225
It's pretty exciting today
>>67950242
he's Everton's key player
He won't sell him for less than 50m
>>67950377
*they
What about Benteke
watching Monaco GP listening to a dj mix is the perfect afternoon
>>67950414
This
>tfw we finally have a good coach
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>fuck Wolfsburg
>>67950414
>>67950333
s/Lukaku/Benteke/
>Die U19 von Borussia Dortmund ist erstmals seit 18 Jahren wieder Deutscher Fußball-Meister. Das Team um Jungprofi Felix Passlack gewann das Endspiel gegen den Nachwuchs der TSG Hoffenheim mit 5:3 (1:1). Vor knapp 15 000 Zuschauern in der Rhein-Neckar-Arena trafen Jonas Arweiler (4./50.), Passlack (47.) und Janni-Luca Serra (66./81.) zum verdienten Sieg der Gäste. Die Treffer der Hoffenheimer erzielten Dennis Geiger (33.), Adrian Beck (51.) und Furkan Cevik (89.).
>Schlechte Nachrichten für Bundestrainer Joachim Löw: Innenverteidiger Mats Hummels fällt zum Auftakt der EM in Frankreich aus! Nach SPORT BILD-Informationen hat sich der Neuzugang des FC Bayern einen Faserriss zugezogen und fällt rund drei Wochen aus. Ein Einsatz im ersten Gruppenspiel am 12. Juni gegen die Ukraine ist somit ausgeschlossen.
>>67952087
It's also Passlack's 18th birthday.
no one cares
>>67952260
Yeah, fear the BVB Jugendarbeit Neinhold
>>67952124
But that's not bad news at all.
>>67952544
I'd rather have Boateng + Hummels than Boateng +Mustafi/Rüdiger as CB pairing.
>>67952639
I don't
>t. mad shareholder
>>67952338
I don't get it.
>>67944937
morning
>>67944862
Cute
>>67944894
I bet she's just pretending
>>67952828
bvb washer
time for beer
>>67952997
>>67945527
Bayern would have thrashed Real Madrid
ive still got it lads
just made this
>>67953106
Leno - Hector, Khedira ©, Draxler, Rüdiger, Boateng, Götze, Rudy, Gomez, Sané, Kimmich.
>>67953247
>No replies
Even my dishwasher got a (you)
>>67953247
>only one (you)
weak
>>67953310
>>67953351
>being this jealous
haha
you will never be me :^)
>>67953247
oh now I see. You did good son, /bundes/ is proud of you.
>>67953252
what a meme team
>>67953247
What a pathetic excuse for bait.
Do us all a favor and go sit on the nearest autobahn.
that was a really weak post indeed
>>67953247
M8 youre lucky i posted the second one or it wouldnt have caught on. you owe me
>>67953427
this
>>67953427
cheers la
this is my best work since Kult-Kloppo
>>67953475
>implying you created the kult-kloppo meme
>>67953475
"Kult Motivator Kloppo" is th better pasta imo.
>Das armenische Nationalteam konnte das Nationalteam aus Guatemala mit 7:1 besiegen. Es war der höchste Sieg der Verbandsgeschichte, erstmals schoss Armenien mehr als vier Tore. Mann des Spiels war Dortmund-Star Henrikh Mkhitaryan (27) mit sechs Scorerpunkten.
>>67953514
i wrote the barkeeper pasta
>>67953544
i did your mum but she had some hair between her ass cheeks
execute all wogs
>>67953544
sure
>>67953562
bit rude
>>67953553
>imyplign thats a bad thingf
goodbye I'm off to work now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dXI_N6_Ljk
>being a prostitute
>>67954189
>not making easy money
>>67947191
Needs more insecurity
>>67954270
https://twitter.com/ChrisMcCrory18/status/736890841655087104
>>67952124
Group stage will be a walk in the park anywho
“Real Madrid contacted us a few weeks ago, we listened to everything they said. It’s a big and exciting club,” Kucharski told the German news magazine Spiegel. “We have informed FC Bayern that we’ve held talks with Madrid.”
>>67953252
>>67953252
At least Götze, Kimmich and Gomez play
Get hype for Sané
>>67954018
Thanks for the track, bookmarked and downloaded
>>67954292
Nice
>Steffen Simon has Reddit open
fucking lmao
>>67944737
>Today: Germany - Slovakia (17.45)+ 0 post omitted.
Is this the match thread?
>>67954600
I guess
>>67954585
>>67954601
What the fuck meme formation is this?
>>67954601
>cucka
i thought kimmich was a midfielder who was only playing cb cause everyone else was dead
>>67954600
whatever
>>67954643
Löw just copies whatever Bayern are doing
>>67954643
he is.
>>67954585
>putting a black guy in the hole
JUST
inb4 black guy in ur mums hole
>>67954601
>you now remember marek hamsik
I thought one of Skrtel or Hamsik was Slovenian.
>>67954622
Louis van Gaal memorial formation
I'm just glad I saw the NT win the world cup before it became 80% black.
Also lol at Khedira singing the anthem all of a sudden, he's so desperate to become captain.
Götze is so tiny
Here we go
>>67954622
Friendlys are perfect for full Meme testing
>>67954723
besorgter Wutbürger bitte
The fire rises
>>67954723
If you ever feel bad about your NT, look at the french.
>>67954715
slovenia don't have any relevant players
Mandatory
http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html
>>67954622
Is it not basically a 352?
>>67954757
Germany will end up like that eventually
>national teams have a scouting team
>this German jersey
so ugly
some kind of dark moss green
>>67954768
They have Kampl.
Wichser?
>>67954791
just like your face then
>>67954778
Most western countries will unfortunately. I think it was U19 Netherland team that I saw a week ago and it was literally all blacks.
SO what's Rudy's specialty, dicksucking or powerbottoming?
>>67954774
532, let's call a spade a spade
>shitteng
>>67954723
kill yourself
>>67954827
being from BaWü
Gomez needs to have a good game otherwise he will no go to the finals.
>>67954861
so both
>>67954854
Go away Ahmed.
>Boateng flicking
Gotze still has a fat head but he is looking pretty trim
>pulling the gum out of your mouth to chew on it
>>67954887
Fuck off if you don't like this thread Yussuf.
>>67954887
don't trigger the good poeple
Big Ron!
good morning
next time i'm making a match thread
i don't want my /bundes/ flooded with /pol/ for the next month
Fucking based Gomez
Is Gomez our less successful >Torres?
>>67954899
what is that fuccboi doing with his life? is he sitting on bayerns bench another year?
>>67954897
>>67954955
yes desu
>>67954806
thats stretching relevancy
Someone explain Rüdiger to me
>Gomez with a decent dribble
wut is going on
is ozil injured or something?
>>67954976
great player, better than Hummels desu
Weigl and Brandt confirmed for not going to the Euro
>>67954955
Yes. Though Carlo will play him a lot if he likes what he sees.
>>67954993
no they just left most of their starters behind
free goal
great now the german commentator is having some long monologue about the power of multiculturalism
>this ref
kek
>muh multiculturalism
Multi-Kulti funktioniert nicht - Merkel (2011)
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