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goooooooooooooooooooood mooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning edition
Today: Germany - Slovakia (17.45)
>international friendlies
ugh
Guten Morgen
Liebe Sorgen
Seid ihr auch schon alle da -
Habt ihr auch so gut geschlafen?
Na dann ist ja alles klar!
hello you guise
>>67944862
is she reading braille?
Looking forward to the Monaco Grand Prix today.
>>67944737
>>67944833
>>67944862
Good morning
Good morning.
FOOTY TODAY
>>67945049
not really
>>67945107
YES REALLY
FOOTY TODAY
>>67945128
where?
Morning
>>67945049
F1 and gasquet vs nip today
>>67945148
your opinion is irrelevant
It's a Germany loses against Slovakia episode
who were the players left behind at the camp?
women tennis is shit. playing videogames now
Ah yes, good thing the season ended with a happy end.
cricket
is
verboten
>>67945922
>wanting to be benched
ayy lmao
>>67945922
happy for him. IMO he has a a realistic canche to get a starting spot.
kaspar schmeichel on suicide watch
>>67946020
>>67946106
One could be the cup and CL GK + HQ cover for the league.
>>67946202
Two GKs for different competitions is the worst meme in the football
>>67945922
stupid
Put your hands up in the air,
PUT YOUR HANDS - UP - IN THE - AIR
>>67945998
Both are right desu
>>67945998
>Klasse-Fußballer
Unsere Neger in der Nationalmannschaft sind voll okay. #Nachbarn
Bad morning everyone.
>>67945998
How long until the hardliners make her leave the party too?
>denmark
>watching football
>>67946398
Bad Vilbel anon
>tfw one of my posts got 20+ (You)s yesterday
>>67946420
They should replace her with Wagenknecht.
>>67946450
i don't believe you
>>67946450
Yeah, neinhold's bot was stuck in loop. He'll fix that problem today.
>>67946477
>>67928339
It was pretty low effort aswell.
No clue why so many people felt the need to respond.
>>67946517
someone should put this post into a Haiku form.
>>67946486
Love me some lewd shipgirls.
redpill me on this ethnic Schweizer
>>67946638
he's a good non-manlet LB
>>67946737
can he actually defend?
>>67946845
Yes
>>67946638
Great LB. Solid in defense, smart movements when attacking.
+ good technique for a LB
+ good at set-pieces/crossing
+ still relatively young, so there is still room for improvements
+ good attitude
- He could improve his tackling skills. That does not mean that he's bad at tackling. but his timing isn't always the best.
>>67946020
no he doesn't
schmeichel is a good keeper and only 29
literally just did it for the money
>>67946931
or because he's simply too good for 2.bundes?
>>67946980
oh wew
i dont actually follow the bundes anymore, hannover got relegated?
>>67946871
>>67946881
danke, I wonder why I haven't seen rumour of Poop going for him yet
>>67947019
they were dead last
>>67947023
he might not like scat
>>67947045
that's a pretty big negative, you should have included it.
>i dont actually follow the bundes anymore
>/bundesliga/
see>>67946820
>>67947023
I think i read it somewhere that bayern was "interested" in the last years. But with Alaba and Bernat they have no need to buy another LB.
>>67947045
???
>>67947136
I mean of this window for Man City
>In der in der Frankfurter Allgemeinen Sonntagszeitung erklärt der neue Bayern-Star: „Ich fand diese Debatte schwer enttäuschend. Dass die Leute nach achteinhalb Jahren bei Borussia Dortmund überhaupt auf den Gedanken kamen, ich würde mich auswechseln lassen, wenn ich nicht müsste. Was soll meine Motivation gewesen sein?“
I think it's safe to say that no person that ever lived on this planet said the word "achteinhalb" more often than Mats Hummels.
>>67947089
i'm just here to shitpost
>>67947232
then I'll have to write you up, sorry
A-Junioren Bundesliga
Hoffenheim vs Dortmund
1:1 at HT right now
>>67947250
achteinhalb Zoll vielleicht #pferd
>>67947268
literally no one cares
>>67947163
Things can always change. Maybe they want to check how he is doing at the EC?
Regensburgo vs Wolfsburgo II right now desu
Are release clauses mandatory in Germany like they are in Spain? There just seems to be a lot of them.
>>67947325
Maybe
>>67947323
Sounds like someone is mad that his club lacks a good youth squad
>>67947382
are u in bavaria?
>>67947353
>Are release clauses mandatory in Germany like they are in Spain?
No they're not. It just makes it easier for talented players to leave if a big club comes knocking.
>>67947450
no, in Dunkeldeutschland
>>67947489
fuck off dynamo scum
>>67948018
just
>>67948044
i'm n-not from Houston
I'm back. Nice to see Kevin Magnussen's rival crash.
>>67948552
>marrying a 14 year old
>Tobias Schweinsteiger
>>67948552
I wish he wrote it in English like this "we have been engaged/married since two years"
>>67948682
"it's been two years since she said yes" is cuter
>>67948682
yeah, that would've been funny
>>67948552
>proposing in Venice
Gay as fuck, literally cringing
>>67948552
"we knutsched here two years ago tihihihihi" is better
lol have u seen the video of Big Sam dancing
>>67948823
Gay in Venice
- in movies theatres Autumn 2016
>ja, herzlich "thank you" würd' ich sagen
A Cringe in Venice - Her Mann
Timo Horn looks like a 42 year old insurance salesman
>>67948552
he's dressed like he's going to a boiler room huhh such a fucking tool
>Marokkanische Mentalität
#Aufschrei
>Dirtmound about to lose Hummels, Gundogan, Aubameyang and Mkhitaryan in a single window
Best stepping stone club ever.
>>67949134
where's micky going? any solid leads?
I wouldn't want Boateng as my neighbour desu. He seems like the noisy kind.
>>67949189
stoke
>>67949134
they only have themselves to blame, if they stopped choking in the competitions they could actually win more players would stay there.
R E G E N S B U R G
A
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B
U
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G
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>>67949189
Chelshit apparently.
>>67949212
right.
looks like they actually want to keep him anyway and rather let him leave on a free next year instead of losing that many players.
also:
>2-5
>Mkhitaryan in the EPL
He'll kill himself after a week
>>67949134
Why does he bother?
>>67949317
R U H R G E B I E T
U
H
R
G
E
B
I
E
T
>you will never breathe coaldust and steelsmoke on a daily basis
I pity you all
>>67949317
this is what you get for breaking the law and just not getting proper punishment on account of being a celebrity
Walcott and Wozniacki at the Monaco Grand Prix
>>67949546
Are you sure it's not just Hamilton
>>67949569
Hamilton would be wearing socks.
>>67949546
>Walcott
that's Ox you fag
>>67949546
>no socks
>>67949605
She's a professional whore.
>>67949546
Would love to fill all your holes with hot spunk bb
First Lewa now Auba leaving, Bundesliga is becoming shitter every day.
>>67949546
>black athlete
>suit with loafers
Evertime. They're like: Okay I'm rich now so I have to look like a rich person, gimme that Richie Rich outfit.
>>67949852
only one of these three things is happening
Lukaku would be a good enough replacement tbf
>>67950089
He isn't a team player.
>>67950089
he's too expensive for Dortmund
Is the Monaco GP a fun race now? I used to watch F1 and remember that it was difficult track to overtake on.
>>67950089
batshuayi would
>>67950161
Maybe they'll sell for less to a foreign club
>>67950089
Lukaku is a fucking meme. They could pay €20m for Sandro Wagner and still make a better signing.
>>67950225
It's pretty exciting today
>>67950242
he's Everton's key player
He won't sell him for less than 50m
>>67950377
*they
What about Benteke
watching Monaco GP listening to a dj mix is the perfect afternoon
>>67950414
This
>tfw we finally have a good coach
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>fuck Wolfsburg
>>67950414
>>67950333
s/Lukaku/Benteke/
>Die U19 von Borussia Dortmund ist erstmals seit 18 Jahren wieder Deutscher Fußball-Meister. Das Team um Jungprofi Felix Passlack gewann das Endspiel gegen den Nachwuchs der TSG Hoffenheim mit 5:3 (1:1). Vor knapp 15 000 Zuschauern in der Rhein-Neckar-Arena trafen Jonas Arweiler (4./50.), Passlack (47.) und Janni-Luca Serra (66./81.) zum verdienten Sieg der Gäste. Die Treffer der Hoffenheimer erzielten Dennis Geiger (33.), Adrian Beck (51.) und Furkan Cevik (89.).
>Schlechte Nachrichten für Bundestrainer Joachim Löw: Innenverteidiger Mats Hummels fällt zum Auftakt der EM in Frankreich aus! Nach SPORT BILD-Informationen hat sich der Neuzugang des FC Bayern einen Faserriss zugezogen und fällt rund drei Wochen aus. Ein Einsatz im ersten Gruppenspiel am 12. Juni gegen die Ukraine ist somit ausgeschlossen.
>>67952087
It's also Passlack's 18th birthday.
no one cares
>>67952260
Yeah, fear the BVB Jugendarbeit Neinhold
>>67952124
But that's not bad news at all.
>>67952544
I'd rather have Boateng + Hummels than Boateng +Mustafi/Rüdiger as CB pairing.
>>67952639
I don't
>t. mad shareholder
>>67952338
I don't get it.
>>67944937
morning
>>67944862
Cute
>>67944894
I bet she's just pretending
>>67952828
bvb washer
time for beer
>>67945527
Bayern would have thrashed Real Madrid
ive still got it lads
just made this
>>67953106
Leno - Hector, Khedira ©, Draxler, Rüdiger, Boateng, Götze, Rudy, Gomez, Sané, Kimmich.
>>67953247
>No replies
Even my dishwasher got a (you)
>>67953247
>only one (you)
weak
>>67953310
>>67953351
>being this jealous
haha
you will never be me :^)
>>67953247
oh now I see. You did good son, /bundes/ is proud of you.
>>67953252
what a meme team
>>67953247
What a pathetic excuse for bait.
Do us all a favor and go sit on the nearest autobahn.
that was a really weak post indeed
>>67953247
M8 youre lucky i posted the second one or it wouldnt have caught on. you owe me
>>67953427
this
>>67953427
cheers la
this is my best work since Kult-Kloppo
>>67953475
>implying you created the kult-kloppo meme
>>67953475
"Kult Motivator Kloppo" is th better pasta imo.
>Das armenische Nationalteam konnte das Nationalteam aus Guatemala mit 7:1 besiegen. Es war der höchste Sieg der Verbandsgeschichte, erstmals schoss Armenien mehr als vier Tore. Mann des Spiels war Dortmund-Star Henrikh Mkhitaryan (27) mit sechs Scorerpunkten.
>>67953514
i wrote the barkeeper pasta
>>67953544
i did your mum but she had some hair between her ass cheeks
execute all wogs
>>67953544
sure
>>67953562
bit rude
>>67953553
>imyplign thats a bad thingf
goodbye I'm off to work now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dXI_N6_Ljk
>being a prostitute
>>67954189
>not making easy money
>>67947191
Needs more insecurity
>>67954270
https://twitter.com/ChrisMcCrory18/status/736890841655087104
>>67952124
Group stage will be a walk in the park anywho
“Real Madrid contacted us a few weeks ago, we listened to everything they said. It’s a big and exciting club,” Kucharski told the German news magazine Spiegel. “We have informed FC Bayern that we’ve held talks with Madrid.”
>>67953252
At least Götze, Kimmich and Gomez play
Get hype for Sané
>>67954018
Thanks for the track, bookmarked and downloaded
>>67954292
Nice
>Steffen Simon has Reddit open
fucking lmao
>>67944737
>Today: Germany - Slovakia (17.45)+ 0 post omitted.
Is this the match thread?
>>67954600
I guess
>>67954585
>>67954601
What the fuck meme formation is this?
>>67954601
>cucka
i thought kimmich was a midfielder who was only playing cb cause everyone else was dead
>>67954600
whatever
>>67954643
Löw just copies whatever Bayern are doing
>>67954643
he is.
>>67954585
>putting a black guy in the hole
JUST
inb4 black guy in ur mums hole
>>67954601
>you now remember marek hamsik
I thought one of Skrtel or Hamsik was Slovenian.
>>67954622
Louis van Gaal memorial formation
I'm just glad I saw the NT win the world cup before it became 80% black.
Also lol at Khedira singing the anthem all of a sudden, he's so desperate to become captain.
Götze is so tiny
Here we go
>>67954622
Friendlys are perfect for full Meme testing
>>67954723
besorgter Wutbürger bitte
The fire rises
>>67954723
If you ever feel bad about your NT, look at the french.
>>67954715
slovenia don't have any relevant players
Mandatory
http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html
>>67954622
Is it not basically a 352?
>>67954757
Germany will end up like that eventually
>national teams have a scouting team
>this German jersey
so ugly
some kind of dark moss green
>>67954768
They have Kampl.
Wichser?
>>67954791
just like your face then
>>67954778
Most western countries will unfortunately. I think it was U19 Netherland team that I saw a week ago and it was literally all blacks.
SO what's Rudy's specialty, dicksucking or powerbottoming?
>>67954774
532, let's call a spade a spade
>shitteng
>>67954723
kill yourself
>>67954827
being from BaWü
Gomez needs to have a good game otherwise he will no go to the finals.
>>67954861
so both
>>67954854
Go away Ahmed.
>Boateng flicking
Gotze still has a fat head but he is looking pretty trim
>pulling the gum out of your mouth to chew on it
>>67954887
Fuck off if you don't like this thread Yussuf.
>>67954887
don't trigger the good poeple
Big Ron!
good morning
next time i'm making a match thread
i don't want my /bundes/ flooded with /pol/ for the next month
Fucking based Gomez
Is Gomez our less successful >Torres?
>>67954899
what is that fuccboi doing with his life? is he sitting on bayerns bench another year?
>>67954955
yes desu
>>67954806
thats stretching relevancy
Someone explain Rüdiger to me
>Gomez with a decent dribble
wut is going on
is ozil injured or something?
>>67954976
great player, better than Hummels desu
Weigl and Brandt confirmed for not going to the Euro
>>67954955
Yes. Though Carlo will play him a lot if he likes what he sees.
>>67954993
no they just left most of their starters behind
free goal
great now the german commentator is having some long monologue about the power of multiculturalism
>this ref
kek
>muh multiculturalism
Multi-Kulti funktioniert nicht - Merkel (2011)
Masā' al-khayr meine Freunde
Can this fucking cuck shut up ?
AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD AfD
NEGER RAUS
fat mario yes
meme mario yes
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIIIIS
>>67955059
Verpiss dich du hartzer
GOMEZ GOMEZ
>>67955080
dies
>>67954899
because fat götze is just a meme
>now even football commentators are trying to teach me their marxist propaganda
ugh
>>67954773
Thanks
>>67955080
Verpiss dich selber du linke Zecke
It's time to line up the afd and shoot them all
insulting the national team is treason
>>67955100
If you don't suck a refugee's dick you're LITERALLY a racist.
Based AfD
>not making a match thread was a mistake
- /bundes/
>>67955058
Salem aleikum abi
>>67954993
probably somewhere in mecca planning some euro bombings with his brothers inshallah
In dieser Faden spreche ich nur deutsch
Is Rudy elite?
nazis out
dortmund isnt playing
Did the politician say it was because he is black that he wouldn't want to live next him?
>>67955145
Fuck off Nazi
>>67955151
He didn't talk about himself. He said "People like Boateng as a player in our football team, but they wouldn't want to have him as a neighbour"
>>67955148
this
>>67955151
He didn't say jackshit. The media does it's best to quote him as much out of context as possible
>>67955120
what happened? i dont follow german news.
>>67955151
He said people are hypocrites who cheer on the likes of Boateng when they play in the NT but would not want to live next to them. The media turned it into "AfD wants to gas all black NT players".
>>67955147
He's Grosskreutz mk.2
hi hello fellow /nachbarn/
>>67954971
He's a starting midfielder for a CL club. Not like you can say much more than that for Hamsik, and you can't even say that for Skrtel.
>>67955151
yes.
>>67955166
>Deutschland
>Nazi
Wähle zwei
this drum triggers me. Reminds me of the loud noises during the match in paris
Six ex-Stuttgarters in the starting eleven
>>67955181
this. the fact they didn't mention any sort of context is ridiculous, but shows how desperate the german media is.
Where did all these leftist extremists come from? Is nazi guilt this bad in Germany?
Dem Draxler runs
At least two ex-Citizens in the starting line ups
>>67955220
Erinnere mich an Pearl harbor
>>67955136
Ich küsse deine Augen Habibi :)
>>67955188
they want that. Most of them try to not say it, tho
>>67955236
They repeated it like 10 times on Sk Sport Jews HD already but then the SPD burned 36 millions in a soccer stadium nobody gave a shit.
lads ive got a party next week where can i get one of these funny german costume things? is there a german site for them? id google it but itll probably just give me nazi costumes etc
>>67955258
>Is nazi guilt this bad in Germany?
yes, but it's getting better. most hardcore leftists are old farts now.
>>67955258
allied reeducation
>>67955315
just google "kot naschen"
>>67955279
Hi Schlitzauge ching chong ping chingong
>>67955315
It's a bavarian outfit I think.
>Langweiliges Spiel
why can Germany produce 20 great keepers but not any great fullbacks
>>67955315
Just google "Lederhosen"
>international match
>thread turns into /polint/
ugh
>no Schweini
>no Lahm
>no Klose
>no Mertshit
>no Neuer
>no Müller
this new generation doesn't do it for me desu
>>67955361
Good goalkeeping coaches and shit fullback coaches?
>>67955345
Hi, meine kleine türkishe Schlampe. Allah akbar
>>67955361
because even if we have some good ones, jogibär wouldn't nominate them
>>67955361
nobody wants to play fullback nowadays
>>67955382
blame the commentator for being a cuck
>Lidl Putenbrust is literally Netto Putenbrust with a different sticker
scam desu, watch out brudis
>>67955389
All those players are white you fucking racist cunt.
>>67955361
I think players get funnelled toward being a CB or midfielder. So coaching.
>urge to puke intensifies
>>67955382
I only listen to the commentator and all I hear is muh multiculturalism, muh Boateng. Frigg off.
>be bintpol poster
>talk about refugees afd blacks turks all day every day on bintpol
>football match comes up
>woah need to switch to sp and continue my posts there
>>67955258
as if most politicians in uk and us dont scramble if some sandnigger shout RACIST!!!
its like you cucks will not leave eu b/c even when the mojority wants it they find a way to forge it and you will eat their shit...
the only way to respect uk and us would be if they leave eu and choose trump and both wont happen
just wait for it we will beat you all at the euro, this is just a training
listen our anthem for the tournament, switch on the subtittles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN3yXxx02Lo
>>67955315
do people wear these unironically or is it like self depreciating humour
>>67955431
>lidl
>putenbrust
Yum yum so ne leckere fette Antibiotika vollgepumpte Pute die in ner dunklen riesigen halle mit kacke überall rumkriecht und fett gemästet wird
>>67955417
Schmelzer wants to
>>67955490
Indeed. Germany is no longer good after wc
>>67955431
Wait until you find out that it's 50% water to add weight
>>67955514
problem? you sound like hysterical Studienrätin.
>>67955498
It's a garb, similar to the bad theeth implants all those Brits choose to wear.
>>67955474
>be cuck
>post on /sp/
>white males are ruining my day
>>67955485
UK and US are already beyond saving. You on the other hand invited them when no one forced you to.
>>67955514
vegancuck detected
>>67955258
We have things pretty good in the west. This isn't confined to Germany.
It is difficult to argue against progressive policies without being labelled
When humans cant find an enemy or a problem they must create one
>>67955526
and he's shit at it
>>67955548
>>67955567
>being poor
>>67955567
Nö, kauf mir nur nicht den billigsten dreck. Bin aber auch kein armes hartz 4 opfer wie du, ich kann mir qualität leisten.
Es ist geil,
Ein Ausländer zu sein!
Es ist geil!
So richtig dreckig und gemein.
Wenn du ein Boss bist,
Gehört dir Alles allein.
Es ist geil,
Ein Ausländer zu sein!
>>67955560
>no one forced you to
good evening
>bad guys who yet again
welp
>>67955560
>no one forced you to.
Will Sahne come on for the second half?
>>67955578
>When humans cant find an enemy or a problem they must create one
Or just pretend there is one.
>>67955552
fuck off kevin
>commentator saying Leroy Sané and not Leroy Sahne
that triggers me
>>67955638
He is already playing
>>67955604
>>67955626
Merkel did it because she wants to be remembered as the next Mother Theresa in the history books or some shit. Not everything is a jewish conspiracy.
>>67955664
>saying sahne instead of rahm
>>67955664
that would be racist tho
>>67955656
Never!
>Duda
>doodoo
>>67955739
>even the directors push propaganda
rip germany
>>67955739
>seidenschal
He's an Ultra
>>67955687
Merkel is perfectly in line with the transatlantic establishment and policies which rule germany since ww2. You better ask about their motivations.
and no i dont support pegiga/afd trash
/Bundes/Ausländer would probably kill the German Torbens on /Bundes/ in a fair fight to death without weapons.
>>67955739
A pure White German next to his Jew Accountant and his Black Muscle. Kids living the life.
>>67955739
>One's wearing white the other is wearing black.
What did they mean by this?
>>67955592
and? at least I'm not a Zerspahnungsmechaniker named Steve working at Bosch and/or 33 years olf and posting on /bundes/.
thank you ref
I've never met an immigrant or someone with "Migrationshintergrund" who supported the German nt, or at least supported it over their "own" nt.
>>67955739
THEY ARE WHITE AND BLACK
THEY CANT BE FRIENDS RIGHT
RIGHT
This ref is a joke.
>>67955820
>being poor
>>67955821
Foreigners are not allowed here.
>>67955824
Literally no one supports the German NT
>>67955824
That's how it should be
>>67955820
>33 years olf and posting on /bundes/.
not yet
>>67955824
then get out of your sachsenkaff kevin
>>67955739
haha that kid truly is KEKED
what a KEK my friends am i right or am i right???
lol i am so scared of black people
>mfw Reus comes in in the second half and a Slovak breaks his legs
>>67955824
I met plenty who did.
>>67955687
nah she did pretty much did a sudden 180 of her refugee politics and sacrificed a big chunk of her party to the afd
she was on absolute power and best ever ratings before she let million+ in
there are obvious some other unknown reasons...
>>67955927
Hello Messut
>>67955863
you mean germans or immigrants ?
in switzerland the team (fc zürich) that got relegated just won the cup
Stffen Simon should comment the wheater all day and stop talking about football
>>67955901
>ironically bad falseflagging
stop it herman
>that goal
lol
top goal
sick
gemerany BUTT REKT
Germania BTFO
Who will make it great again ? GOATENG BTFO
nice goal hamsik
can we stop with the teenage-bintpol posting now?
BLOOT
HOLY MOLY HAMSIK BLOOOOOTTTTAAAAAHHHHHH
Nazis got BTFO
GET FUCKED IHR SCHEISS KARTOFFELN GET FUCKED
>Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno >Beno
heeey marek hamsik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRcDhHbL35s
that was ham-sick
great goal, 9/10
Leno is cursed tobihannes.
Execute all Germans.
It was clearly Schmelzer's fault, he lost track of Hamsik there.
Gauland was right afterall.
is it true that hitler wasnt german
Germans on suicide watch
Classic friendly match t be ph amigo.
>>67956057
Of course he was
Hamsik has the body of a ski jumper
>>67956061
That's true, he was actually born in France
>>67956052
Ralf bitte, this isn't the Spiegel.
whites > new world order mongrels
>>67955967
are they in euroleague next season?
NAZIS DESTROYED
JUSTICE FINALLY SERVED
Who /überderTatrablitztes/ here ?
>>67956061
>he doesn't know Hitler was an immigrant from ghana
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LEFTIST NAZIS BTFO
You can't make this shit up.
>Kimmich
ridiculously bad
>Germany falling apart
Gauland was right
Kimmich is absolute dogshit tobihannes.
NIE WIEDER DEUTSCHLAND
NIE WIEDER DEUTSCHLAND
NIE WIEDER DEUTSCHLAND
>Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw >Löw
>Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno >Reno
Kimmich pls
and germans claimed neuer was the best
tip top kek
>Germany
give me goal or i you fucken
lelno
lole fes
There go Götze's chances of finding a good club after the Euros
Nad Tatrou sa blýska hromy divo bijú
Where are all the Syrian born players? I knew you fuckers were still a bunch racist assholes.
what the fuck is up with those clouds holy shit
>>67956145
not Neuer tho
AfD was proven right again
with niggers you lose
>>67956133
>tobihannes
now this top tier memeing
>SHITMANY
LÖW RAUS!
>>67956145
That's not Neuer in the goal, Pajeet
>>67956169
God decided to punish Germany for what they did to Europe.
>flyeralarm.com
>>67956131
>>67956057
I can see this becoming a mainstream meme whenver we concede at the euros.
>>67956157
he already mentioned he stay at buyern for his 12million paycheck
>>67956145
its bernd leno in goal
Boateng >>67955824
They usually do after their first pick gets kicked out the tourney
>good first half
>1:2
>ARD
just fuck off, they are shit
>we
>>67956243
it was a good first half, the team is very colourful and steffen simon got to hold his speech about the importance of multiculturalism.
>>67952338
hmn
>>67956114
how has a big team not bought hamsik yet?
>Bavarian "defending"
>>67956271
That's why we will lose. We are not Aryan enough to pull this off
Jesus Christ how old are you people?
This thread is just awful.
Are Slovakians the niggas of Europe?
>>67956281
he doesn't want to leave Napoli
>>67956299
bintpol
Don't worry le jogibär has an idea to solve this
>>67956281
real and barca do not need him.
german clubs don't have enough money and retarded bpl team rather buy overrated shit like de bruyne and sterling for 60+ mil
>>67956228
Only because he doesn't want Liverpool and Dortmund
I think Juve or Arsenal would be different
Name a better looking German
>take a nap
>wake up to Germany losing 1-2 to a country that is younger than the CL
>>67956299
It's just Kevin going mad on meth in his lonely kaff in sachsen
>Die Mannschaft
>>67956291
no we are not multicultural enough, because multiculturalism = success. it's like you're ignoring the premium ARD commentating. ugh.
I thought Germany was good. Was your world cup a fluke?
>>67956281
he is literally a god in napoli everyone loves him there
germany BTFO
>lol germany
>lol nazis
>lol multiculturalism
>lol aryan
>lol afd
>lol gauland
itt: spewing shit
didnt know german /sp/ was so cuck on NT matches
do we have literally nothing to else to talk about other than nazis and race?
>>67956364
I would rather live in Sachsen than any western state minus BW and Bayern.
>>67956378
well, he was getting booed last season
Reminder that if you support your """"national""" team, you're a cuck
>>67956349
Nah, he knows that Dortmund is the only Top10 UEFA club where his career could actually flourish again.
>>67956398
I'm sorry, but did the Germany already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong
>start 6 Stuttgart players
>get rekt
>>67956344
>overrated shit like de bruyne
City would be in the dumpsters if it wasn't for him.
>>67956356
I learned yet another thing today, thanks
>>67956349
i dont think they will pay him more and next year hes for free
he obviously have no ambition to leave buyern even if they present him other clubs
>>67956114
why is he still at napoli
shoo shoo, clouds, don't come north
>>67956432
t bh
what does gauland means
>>67956436
City is in the dumpster
DEUTSCHE RAUS AUHS DEUTSCHLAND
>>67956367
>The full blown got btfo mannschaft
You know remember
ZEIT DAS SICH WAS DREHT OHEOHE
WAS DREHT OHEOE
WAS DREEEEHHEHEHEEHET
>>67956461
>Pep and CL next season
You're just jealous that the only 2 relevant managers left your shitty league.
G R Ö N E M E I E R
R
Ö
N
E
M
E
I
E
R
>>67956417
I never do hehe
>>67956410
itt: butt mad nazis
OHHH ICH FINDE KEINEN PARKPLATZ
>>67956187
embarrassing thread
WHITES 2
NWO-CALIPHATE MONGRELS 0
meanwhile based Gauland is performing some ancient Germanic pagan ritual to summon Thor to smite those shitters with thunder
>>67956495
Bochum could beat Slovakia, we should send them to the EM
Not even getting a satellite signal anymore
I will die
>new tournament song
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>67956491
Tuchel and Ancelotti are better than any manager from the Barclays Meme League.
>>67956375
this is our C team
>>67956499
now that's what i call ruhrpott kanake
>"neuer is the best goalkeeper in the world, heinz"
>concedes 2 goals in 2 minutes against SLOVAKIA
>>67956426
sorry
>>67956529
and our Z coach
>>67956518
Even your klopp?
>>67956486
god that was terrible. genuinely gruesome.
Time that soft cunt dies.
>have game
>score a goal
>after days of TSUposting scream TSSSUUUUUU at the top of my lungs
>all my teammates ask me what i meant by this
woops
>>67956518
>literally who and grandpa manager who should retire
>>67956518
bruhbruh tuchel got exposed by PRESSING hah hah
Is fahrmann in nt?
>>67956535
>All Germans look the same
Rude!!!!
>>67956543
No problem
>>67956535
now thats quality shitposting
based Bilal
its not neuer lamooo
>>67956535
neuer is not playing you fucking idiot
>>67956437
No problem, I'm happy I could teach you something new.
Löw getting exposed pretty patheric desu
>>67956552
Yes, of course.
>>67956560
well what did you mean by this ?
>>67956560
>autism
Why isnt lewandoski playing
>>67956410
Are u watchin it? The commentator gave a flaming speech for multiculturalism.
>>67956583
what did you teach him
Scheiss Deutsche pisser fickt euch
>>67956618
Can only play after 5 years of being a German.
>>67956552
>Klopp
a-are you serious?
its not 2012 anymore man. you cant possibly STILL be brainwashed.
>>67956635
Sören ist gut jetzt !
>>67956612
you shouldnt use autism as """"""""banter """""""""""""
>>67956623
it's ok when the commentator is talking about offtopic shit. let the newfag throw his fit, it's adorable.
>the Augsburg Gewitter coming towards me...
Pls send help
>only one half of the team is actually german
JUST
>>67956571
No. He has two left feet.
>>67956662
t. autist
Just play you pussies.
>>67956635
Genauh
>>67956502
>that one lonely brit on a german thread that tries to troll people
>>67956693
>>67956693
>>67956693
new threda
is it still HT?
>>67956635
hi malte
>>67956670
You can have my axe
>>67956670
>Living in Bavaria
You're beyond saving.
I doubt they'll continue this match. Look at the satellite pictures.
>>67956611
I-I don't know...
Did some people get struck by lightning at a football match yesterday?
Kreis und Stadt Augsburg
Amtliche UNWETTERWARNUNG vor SCHWEREM GEWITTER mit EXTREM HEFTIGEM STARKREGEN und HAGEL
So, 29. Mai, 18:43 – 21:00 Uhr
This constant push for "safety" is a joke. Can't even play in the rain anymore.
>>67956755
eheheh
You know remember the France Ukraine game at euro 2012
Commentators really earn their money in situations like this
>>67956808
>someone hasnt ever played football
I'll make my dinner now.
>>67956899
You think I never played in the rain? Are you retarded? Merkel propaganda has fried your brain.
Ok have the retards left now?
>but you're still here
yes hello
BASED SCHOLLI BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF BAYERN
DJ taunting the fans
>>67956961
rain =/= thunderstorm
pls go outside and get struck by lightning
>>67957008
The chances are like billion in one you pussy.
>>67956969
hopefully
hello
>>67957033
Only because us smart people stay inside during thudnerstorms
>>67957033
you are free to risk your own life
>>67957033
happened literally just two days ago during a youth game
>>67957033
dumbo
>>67957071
>>67957088
>>67957101
Would never happen in a huge ass stadium.
>Germany in charge of building a stadium with drainage
Why is Jogi not in the dressing room?
The players could use some inspiration.
Lightning literally can not strike in a stadium of this kind you idiots.
The only reason they are not playing is the water.
>>67957264
One of the officials told Low that it was more to do with hte risk from the lightning than the water.
>>67957327
>he thinks the officials understand basic physics
aw yee
game in a completely pissed drenched pitch
tis gon be so shitty
yes i love this
wet football >>>>>> wet monaco
hello where is everyone
>>67957582
hello
>Lelno
>TER STEGEN
well at least Jogi will have an excuse
classic ter stegen
not even surprised
has Ter Stegen ever had a good game for Germany?
>Neuer
lol
why is germany so fucking bad
Kucka my shit up
Another one to add to the collection
>>67957706
We are a Turniermannschaft
>>67957582
There's a new bundes in the catalog but it's filled with the usual bintpol scum
why doesn't Jogi like Trapp?
>>67957827
oh okay i will just stay here then
>>67957582
yes hi
>>67957830
Do you have the other one like that, please?
this is painful to watch
>>67958022
close one eye
>>67958022
If you think the match is painful, try reading the new match thread
Bennyyyyyyyyy ^_^
>>67958054
how will this help
>>67957936
sadly not
;__;
>>67958095
See less of the match
>>67957813
greatest conman to ever play the game?
am i the only one whose ARD stream died?
>>67958400
watching BTSport, sorry
okay
goodbye
Mario Gomez said that after missing two penalties in two important games for Beşiktaş he wont take penalties otherwise he will cost them the league title. It seems his confidence is back.
>>67959018
by
>>67959024
I'm glad it went it then. He slipped as he kicked the ball. That would have damaged him.
>no number
>>67960580
>he's getting bullied wherever he goes
;_;
>>67960580
Ciro is nan
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