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race is starting shortly.
ABC broadcast begins at 11am eastern
post your streams and tell us who you are rooting for!
starting lineup:
1. (5) James Hinchcliffe, Honda
2. (21) Josef Newgarden, Chevrolet
3. (28) Ryan Hunter-Reay, Honda
4. (29) Townsend Bell, Honda
5. (26) Carlos Munoz, Honda
6. (12) Will Power, Chevrolet
7. (7) Mikhail Aleshin, Honda
8. (22) Simon Pagenaud, Chevrolet
9. (3) Helio Castroneves, Chevrolet
10. (77) Oriol Servia, Honda
11. (98) Alexander Rossi, Honda
12. (14) Takuma Sato, Honda
13. (9) Scott Dixon, Chevrolet
14. (27) Marco Andretti, Honda
15. (6) JR Hildebrand, Chevrolet
16. (42) Charlie Kimball, Chevrolet
17. (2) Juan Pablo Montoya, Chevrolet
18. (10) Tony Kanaan, Chevrolet
19. (11) Sebastien Bourdais
20. (20) Ed Carpenter, Chevrolet
21. (19) Gabby Chaves, Honda
22. (8) Max Chilton, Chevrolet
23. (24) Sage Karam, Chevrolet
24. (18) Conor Daly, Honda
25. (63) Pippa Mann, Honda
26. (15) Graham Rahal, Honda.
27. (61) Matt Brabham, Chevrolet
28. (88) Bryan Clauson, Honda
29. (16) Spencer Pigot, Honda
30. (25) Stefan Wilson, Chevrolet
31. (41) Jack Hawksworth, Honda
32. (4) Buddy Lazier, Chevrolet
33. (35) Alex Tagliani, Honda
get hype!!!
I'm using http://tv4embed.com/usa/ABC-stream2.html
HYPE
>>67952811
ANDRETTI
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D
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I
does anyone know if that besweet2 guy on youtube is streaming the race?
link???
Munoz has been quietly and consistently good for the past few years here
>>67952922
yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>5 sec finish at Nurburgring
>everyone dying at Monaco
You'd better keep it up burgers
Who /here/
>>67952811
What do you guys think?
>Number of cautions?
>Number of rain cautions?
>Number of flips?
>Number of driver injuries?
>What lap does Pippa spin?
>What lap does Tagliani retire due to being slow and terrible?
>What lap does Power choke?
>Penske/Ganassi win, or does somebody cool actually win?
>Who does win?
>Number of pretentious comments from the booth?
>Number of times race control does something stupid?
stream for non-burgers?
>>67952993
>tfw could have went 2 years ago but my appendix ruptured 2 days before the race
>>67952993
Im like 10 miles from track but didnt bother to get tickets to go
FeelsBadMan
First for Dale Earndheart Jr
>>67952811
>>67952977
>Already have great motorracing weekend with awesome N24H and good Monaco (shit result)
>but wait, there's more
Holy crap
>>67952967
WATCH THIS STREAM BEST ONE
it's live but right now its political bullshit on ABC for another half hour
but besweet2 streams every indycar race and he's awesome
>>67952811
Who are you rooting for lads?
>>67953025
8
1
0
0
26
31
182
PWL
JPM
all of them
all of them +1
Monaco/Indy, the comfiest of motorsport nights
>>67953105
Hinch or Carpenter
/r/ viasat stream without commercials
>>67952993
You dropping acid?
>>67953118
watching the 600 as well?
DRINKING GAME:
drink everytime Scott Goodyear or Eddie Cheever say "just a passenger" or "nowhere to go"
>>67952811
are you the same nigga who posted this thread yesterday??
lmao
any acestreams desu
MURIKAN POLITICS
>>67953105
Takuma Sato
>>67953105
ROSSI
O
S
S
I
or Hinch
>>67953081
Final deciding stage at Giro d'Italia right now too
How much time left?
>>67953204
same
>>67952811
>Montoya in 17th
What happened there?
>>67952811
>look guys I made the thread early because I'm poor and need a stream
>>67953220
30 minutes to prerace festivities
>>67953232
he got taken down to Hinchtown!
COME ON ANDRETTI AT LEAST WIN SO SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS RACING WISE TODAY (FUCK YOU HAMILTON)
>>67953270
>look guys I'm a colossal faggot who thinks I'm patrician for owning a television
>>67953140
Ill probably fall asleep by then
Crowd filling up slowly, GA mounds un the infield have been packed since 7 am
>>67952993
lucky bastard
although you can probably see more of the race through the multiple cameras on TV I'm sure the sound will be just amazing seeing those cars go by
>>67953105
PIPPA
I
P
P
A
[spoiler]jk she's worse then Danica[/spoiler]
>>67953360
2 crashes in practice kek
>>67953344
Damn thats a nice spot
Hope the fence holds up in your end
>>67953399
when was the last time an audience member is kill at turn left?
>>67953471
I dont remember the latest death, but its not uncommon to get hit by debris
FUCK PENSKE AND FUCK GANASSI
>Simon Pagenaud
Is this guy good?
>>67953471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7EFP_wr2fo
Last year at Pocono. Got hit in the head with debris from the crash.
>>67953555
he's leading in the points and has won the last 3 races.
Pit exit, turn one, shade
>tfw all the commercial-free viasat acestreams are dead
>>67953597
jesus fkn christ dude
>>67953471
In the 1990s
CART: July 26, 1998 Michigan 3 dead
IRL: May 1, 1999 Charlotte 3 dead
>>67953105
NEWGARDEN PLS
I am done with F1. This was the most undeserved, disgusting win i have ever seen. First the fucking cunt lucks out with Rosdumb wrecking his car under the SC, then Red Bull fucks up worse than they have ever fucked up before, and just to fucking top it off he uses dirty tactics to defend against the massively faster RIC without getting fucking penalized BECAUSE HE DIDNDONUFFINGATTAGOODBOY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCLKING CUNTG$§RTE"§
This was rics race
i hope his dick gets fucking stuck in biebers ass tonight
>>67953661
>shade
I envy you, hopefully a breeze rolls in soon
I am done with F1. This was the most undeserved, disgusting win i have ever seen. First the fucking cunt lucks out with Rosdumb wrecking his car under the SC, then Red Bull fucks up worse than they have ever fucked up before, and just to fucking top it off he uses dirty tactics to defend against the massively faster RIC without getting fucking penalized BECAUSE HE DIDNDONUFFINGATTAGOODBOY FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCLKING CUNTG$§RTE"§
This was rics race
i hope his dick gets fucking stuck in biebers ass tonight
will power win?
Some Vegas Odds:
Dixon 13/2
Montoya 13/2
Catroneves 6/1
Kanaan 10/1
Pagenaud 7/1
Power 6/1
Newgarden 9/1
>>67952811
sheeeit I messed up and forgot to type the Sebastian Bourdais is driving a Chevy aero kit/engine
(for any IndyCar noobs here: the main chassis is made by Dallara but the teams get to choose between a Chevrolet aero kit/engine or a Honda aero kit/engine)
>>67953717
Dont forget the gay start under the safety car
stream pls
Mишaня, вepим!
>>67953761
DOOMCAR
>>67953756
>>67953045
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>>67953756
>>67953756
>>67953756
>>67953795
STREAM IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earlier this morning
>>67953471
Imagine if Tony Renna's crash had happened during a race...
who /ragsinabox/ here
Strayan Odds via SportsBet
S Pagenaud 6.50, 11/2
W Power 6.50, 11/2
JP Montoya 7.00, 6/1
H Castroneves 7.50, 13/2
S Dixon 8.00, 7/1
J Hinchcliffe 11.00, 10/1
T Kanaan 11.00, 10/1
J Newgarden 13.00, 12/1
R Hunter-Reay 17.00, 16/1
...
P Mann 151.00, 150/1
>>67953881
>P Mann 151.00, 150/1
kek
Casino nearest me just lumps all the back markers into "The Field" which pays 11/1 today
>Got cucked since 1996
Pretty sad tb.h
I wanna see them go fast
>>67953949
230 mph not fast enough for you? We need drivers to survive when they crash, you know.
So strange watching Americans speak
Like we both evolved from English people and speaking English but the difference is night and day
fwiw the first girl I ever fucked was an American in Australia, was good
>>67953924
at least we might get to see her fat booty when she walks away from the crashed car
seriously Pippa has a
FAT
A
T
ASS
S
S
>>67953974
>want to survive every time
>want to go fast
Pick One
>ameripoors can't even afford an autocue
>reading off a grubby bit of paper
funny ameripoors
So how many crashes should I expect?
Is Kelsey Grammar doing this voiceover ?
>>67954002
turn 1 lap 1
CALLING IT
Sato will probably take someone out of the race turn 1 lap 1 like last year
how that guy has a seat on AJ Foyts team and had a seat in F1 I will never understand
>>67953981
>tfw Pippa the Mann will never fuck your boipucci with a strap-on
>>67954002
all of them
>muh history
>muh traditions
There's usually a Viasat Acestream with multiple audio tracks, anybody got that?
>Turn 4 most dangerous
>4 is a bad number to Chinese cause it means 'Death'
JUST
U
S
T
>american pre-shows
*cringe*
ITT: autosport
I just re-watched finish of 2015 Indy, edge of the seat stuff
>>67954066
>>67953981
I usuallt fantasize about Danica wrecking my boypussy. I haven't fapped to the thought of Pippa pounding me yet.
What does her ass look like? Anyone have any pics if her scantily clad, or from behind in her firesuit?
>>67954048
I would bet on Sage Karam doing that instead. I think Sato's in "don't get fired" mode
>>67954112
Nothing will ever be as bad as the milk bath gimp
>>67954122
Sato took out Karam last year
Is it a good race if someone dies?
I never realised he had something go through the car, did they keep it quiet last year?
>>67954122
ABSOLUTELY KARAM
>>67954118
"why don't you give me your helmet tonight?"
>>67954142
It would be tragic, but at least IndyCar would be in the headlines for once.
>>67954158
I can get down with that.
I want her to eat out my ass and then pound me with a dildo. Maybe she can try to shove her fist inside me if she has dainty hands.
She needs to take her anger out on my ass after a dissapointing Indy 500.
The best thing for the series right now would be an Andretti or Rahal win
Was that a fucking life insurance commercial? hahaha
>I got my Life Insurance (TM) (C) taken care of in December and was fine, get your Life Insurance (TM) (C) and just race!
>>67954192
Yeah, but a quarter of the way through the experience she would fall off the bed and break her arm and you'd have to call it a night. That's how she races anyway.
Who sings Back Home Again in Indiana now that it's not Gomer Pyle?
>>67954217
Thats true as fuck.
At least Danica could make it to about 75% of the experience before going headfirst into the wall.
>mudwrestling
wat
>>67954250
As an American, I rolled my eyes when I heard it.
>>67954250
It's between women. I've been multiple times. It's all about tits anon
>>67954250
tfw you will never be spoiled college students who can go to Indy with your friends and get trashed in the snake pit with tons of other attractive people.
>>67954250
black people are allowed to wrestle shitlord
So when does it actually start?Also
>that kool-aid man
>>67954267
>as an American
Yeah, because nobody else in the world likes to act foolish when drunk as fuck
why do americans like ads so much?
Scott Goodyear is such a pretentious little shit. I wonder if his asshole is as pursed as his stupid faggot lips are.
Is there any livetiming or something also available? Need to make use of my second screen
>>67954285
Because we actually have a functioning economy and a country that makes things.
You know, relevance. It feels good. You wouldn't know.
>Ray Haroun
>Sage Karam
got enough arabs in american motorsport? jesus
>>67954300
http://racecontrol.indycar.com/
cheeky dubs for Andretti win
Fucking love this time of year for racing
Which stream is best?
>>67954285
>like
I think "tolerate" is a better word
better than paying for a TV license
>watching free stream of American race
>complain about ads
non-American logic
>>67954317
kek
>>67954328
>http://racecontrol.indycar.com/
Thank you bro!
I believe it works as soon as the race is started, right cunt?
>>67954349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>>67954349
>>67954349
>>67954349
>>67954349
>>67954349
READ THE THREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>>67954356
m8 i want a free stream with no ads. dont accept second best and capitalist jewery
>>67954349
Im using this m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
>he doesn't want to know about various goods and services offered by multiple competing companies
>not being MURICAN
>>67954158
I met her when she was an Indy lights driver and she wanted the D. She's not attractive at all in person and I had no idea who the fuck she was back in 2008. I blew it.
>>67954337
Fuck Marco seriously he's the least talented of the three.
At least Michael was really good, good enough to win in F1, he just was lazy.
Mario of course is Montoya tier in terms of his overall pure racing ability, even though he conducts himself with much more grace than montoya ever has.
>I'm gonna drive this like any other 500
and lose again, Marco?
>Scott Goodyear
>Eddie Cheever
>>67954377
>>67954379
>>67954381
apologies for missing this in the thread.
Cheers guys
>reminding a driver of his brother's death on an oval track just before start of a race on an oval track
what the fuck America
>>67954380
you're out of luck then it's this or nothing
>>67954394
it would still be nice to see Mario celebrate his grandson's victory
>>67954386
Yeah of course. Even on this photoshopped press picture you can see her total uglyness
>attending a turn left race under 50°C
>>67954426
"Using the lessons his brother taught him"
>keep your head down
>Your brother is not here
>Your brother is dead
holy shit Americans are fucking autistic
like the whole autisic country thinks thats acceptable?
>>67954426
>reminding a driver how he almost died last year while practicing for this race
kek poor Hinch and Stefan Wilson
>attends 90 consecutive races
>dies while being interviewed
>that WW2 vet
;_;
based vet
>>67954426
>>67954445
>>67954446
Death gets ratings. It's the nature of the beast. It's unacceptable, but you have to expect it.
Also, that WWII vet made my heart happy for once.
>Over 3 Million Americans have Hep C
Americans will defend this
>Ice-T & Coco
>>67954449
>your father is dead
>did you learn any lessons from his death?
>are you going to die one day too?
AMERIKEKS CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>67954444
quads of kek
>>67953848
that's cool as fuck
Who /coke600/ here?
>>67954432
Sorry man an undeserving person winning just to make one of his relatives happy is not a valid reason to root for someone IMHO.
I'm rooting for pic related but I'm not optimistic.
>>67954452
Got a big dose of feels on that too senpai
>>67954452
i'm glad you're felt something for a man that helped save your tiny island country
anyone have a stream?
i live in indy, fuck giving these people additional ad revenue for blacking out the race all these years
>>67954480
>implying it won't be rained out
>>67954444
kek, nice quads
>>67954434
Yeah, the only hot thing about her is that she drives that car. I grilled her a cheeseburger and she was all fucking britbong like "oh it's a lovely American meaty bun" or some shit like that
>>67954480
Fuck that shit. I'd me more interested if someone was doing the double. But that race is boring AF. This is coming from a NASCAR fan.
The four things going on today that I'm excited about:
1. Monaco GP
(T) 2. Indy 500
(T) 2. The cookout I'm going to later
......
90000. Coke 600 (but I will tune in for some of it)
>DJ Rob Swift
Its a nigger messing with records. It sounds terrible
Is that all it takes to be a DJ? If so, Im a DJ now
>>67954498
go down and get involved in the mud wrestling and sibling death mate
>aj foyt
literally who?
>>67954498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jhaj1JiD_c
I can hear fighter jets over my house. Shit is about to get freedom
Quiznos is still around?
I haven't seen a commercial for them in forever
>>67954522
>n****r
>>>/pol/
>Chess-ire England
sorry bongs
LORD CHILTON
dj am didn't die for this
>>67954557
>>>/reddit/
>Old Ass Buddy Lazier is still driving cars
WHY
Where is WILL POWER?
KING MAX IS HERE BOIS
>>67954555
They have a really shitty franchise model that put a lot of franchisees in bankruptcy and many of them went under.
damn, Montoya is a fatty
>American indy car before race.mp4
>that 'DJ'
Montoya you fat fuck
>>67954579
He'll be the Morgan Shepard of INDYCAR
>>67954579
Because he can steer the car enough to make a competitive time and because sponsors are willing to pay for him to do so.
is abc seriously gonna keep this fucking ticker on all race?
>>67954598
Seriously
>>67954596
>TurkishGP.webm
holy shit this DJ is retarded
That steak and shake fire suit is the most based suit on the whole field and not one of you can prove me wrong.
>>67954590
I knew that. Probably explains why their sandwiches were so expensive
I'd just assumed the whole company went under
Always pic related
>>67954599
you lay off JPM
>>67954614
>Not watching based Brad Sweet and his ticker which covers the bullshit ABC one
>>67954598
I thought there was something wrong with the audio feed
Ryan Hunter-Reay holding his child for the last time...
ESPN has the most bland production in the world
this is an exciting event and they're making it seem boring
I'll go with Newgarden or Power for this one, with a race looking like the 2011 with fuel management issues.
Pagenaud can't be that good in absolutely everywhere (despite being in the contendership for the win here last year) but he managed to win fo the fourth time in the row and have at least at 90 points before the return to the road tracks and the double headers, it's going to be absolute madness.
>Hunter-Reay with kids
if this was a movie, he would definitely die during the race
>>67954627
They had some sales or deals that were pretty good at times and the quality was on point. It was so depressing going to one though and seeing all the disappointed, hard working owners.
>>67954469
i thought the same thing
Backwards thirdworld country
Also: So much Herr Derr Warrr the took our jewbs!
rip Sato
we dan carlin now
>Pearl Harbor remembrance
Why is this happening
>>67954652
tune in to ABC
TWO YEARS LATE
What the fuck?
How is this relevant to anything?
>December 7th..
>>67954648
EDGY AF
FUCK U WEEB JAP SHITS
>>67954677
It's memorial day innit
>>67954677
Because that nigger president went and groveled before the nips this week
tenno heika banzai
>>67954688
Still, why Pearl Harbor?
>>67954648
Divorce is a bitch
>>67954682
>replying to that shit tier trip
>inb4 DJ is doing his interpretation of the american anthem
does anyone here remember Kenny Bräck?
>>67954614
What's the ticker about?
>>67954652
If it's not apehoop or handegg they put in zero effort
At least they were smart enough to hire Bestwick
inb4 Sato gets taken out on the first lap because of this video
Press F to pay respects
>> watching indy for the first time
>> commercials, ww2
>> americans rising
is this normal?
>>67954697
because you guys have nothing else
>>67954702
Its a dindu singing kek
>>67954680
It's Memorial Day tomorrow.
>and the only ship left standing was the USS Indianapolis
>cries red white and blue
F
>please rise
>shows people on wheelchairs
>>67954724
please rise
wtf is this shit just fucking race
F
How long until all the WWII vets are gone so we can stop kissing their asses?
i love all the history behind the race and all the pomp pre-race
race itself is kinda boring though
Why do they always have Pearl Harbor survivors wear Hawaiian shirts. It's kinda morbid desu.
>>67954722
F
>>67954726
Indy is always on Memorial Day weekend, when we honor our war dead
>>67954716
>mfw the flyover drops a bomb right in his cockpit
>>67954724
>C-can you wear h-hawaiian shirts? Cause yknow...
>>67954726
Yes
>>67954652
>oval racing
>not boring as fuck
pick one
>Don't let bad streaming run a good show
Listen up lads
>>67954596
what the fuck
>>67954726
nah, usually we talk about 9/11
>>67954749
with your healthcare system, probably not too long.
>>67954749
then they will just switch to 'nam, afghanistan, gulf war 1 and 2, and iraq
>>67954724
Herr derr we fought in a weerrrrrr
Such fucking loosers lol
>>67954724
>They're all wearing Hawaiian shirts
I will never understand amerikeks
First time Indy here, how many ads do I have to watch?
ITT:
Eurotrash casual fans who don't understand that today is an American holiday remembering our dead soldiers.
Maybe if you weren't so cucked and had a reason to celebrate your country you would understand.
Go back to F1
https://twitter.com/MarioAndretti/status/736944798423257088
wat
>>67954752
Because they're comfy, easy for them to put on, and the dudes are in their 90s
>>67954785
You're the ones who lost
>>67954785
>t. two-time world war loser
This seems like the perfect time to post anime
>>67954749
After WWII vets they'll switch to Korea vets.
After Korea vets they'll switch to 'Nam vets.
After 'Nam vets they'll switch to Gulf vets.
After Gulf vets they'll switch to Afghanistan vets.
After Afghanistan vets they'll switch to Iraq vets.
Maybe if you stop nuking third world countries with Freedom this stops.
>Buddy Lazier is still a thing
>>67954785
>lost to the Soviets
>>67954793
I'd be reaching over to grab a handfull of dick through her dress. You know theres a big dick down there.
>>67954792
A lot but they have the race in a small window during them
>Helio Castroneves will NEVER EVER be a world champion
>>67954785
>dis nigga talking about war losers
L. M. A. O.
just how many ads can they show?
>>67954792
You ever seen NFL? Its a long commercial and then the sport is like the sub-commercial
Its commercials all the way down
>>67954804
>>67954808
Can't argue with that. From that perspective i think you guys just won. But it's funny nonetheless.
>Robot Wars, Battle Bots, whatever you wanna call it
Holy shit! This is still a thing in the US?
Rember watching it in the early 2000's.
Kinda miss it.
>>67954780
>'nam vets
not those losers. we only celebrate winners in this country famm
>>67954809
JPM, you have a race to tend to, quit posting animu
>>67954796
>gaga
>extraordinary
I had respect for Andretti.
HAD
>>67954792
ALL OFF THEM
>>67954793
this
>>67954809
you got a race coming up juan
>>67954822
>2116
>Lazier's cryogenically preserved body starts the race 33rd
>>67954652
Wait for this:
>Final laps
>Gratuitous WAG shots
They've been doing it since the 80s. Maybe longer than that.
>>67954813
No one cares about those last 4
Is that Adam Savage?
Will Montoya be..dare I say it, Elite?
>>67954813
Don't forget about all the brave U.S. solders who survived the Invasion of Grenada
>>67954792
All of them.
They usually do a side-by-side during green. Usually.
>>67954862
>implying there are 33 cars on the grid in 100 years time
>>67954793
This tbph Sam-pie
"I never ran a race where I didn't scare the shit out of myself"
Based AJ
>>67954793
>Go back to F1
tbqhwyf i'd much rather be in Monte Carlo than Indianapolis
>inb4 possible winner Wife/Girlfriend Cam activates
>>67954874
he already is m8
ahahahha so many jealous yuros in this thread
>>67954902
Ugh. That's the worst.
>>67954618
kek
>tfw Robin Williams is not here to watch this race
>>67952967
thats really cool.
thx for sharing.
WHEN ARE THEY GONNA SING BACK HOME AGAIN IN INDIANA
ALSO WHO DOES IT NOW THAT THEY TOOK IT AWAY FROM JIM NABORS WHEN FOR BEING GAY
>>67954916
they do it every year
EVERY
YEAR
Why is he so based, /sp/?
Anyone else here still drunk from last night?
Wilbur
>Shaw
>>67954930
He is simply the best(wick)
>>67954927
no problem luxembro
>>67954929
Oh, I'm aware. In the last 20 laps its more girlfriend cam than race.
who /anyonebutPowerandHelio/ here
>>67954930
Darrell Waltrip is better
>>67954925
It still goddamn hurts.
>>67954930
There's a rumor they wanted to bring him back for NASCAR Heat Evolution but his contract with ESPN wouldn't allow him to do it.
Fuckers.
>>67954930
Because he focuses on the story rather than himself.
>>67954929
fucking hate this shit
it's probably some fucking horseshit about making it more accessible to a wider audience or some bullshit
bastards
>>67954793
>Maybe if you weren't so cucked and had a reason to celebrate your country you would understand.
What?
Approx how many bongs before this starts? I get a feeling its like 2 hours away
>>67954925
Didn't he die jacking off in a closet or something?
>>67954930
Paul Page was way better
>>67954954
Or they split the screen so that the girl friend takes up half of the screen and the race takes up a third and the rest is wasted space.
>>67954964
fuck you
>>67954973
fuck that
>>67954973
ESPN is losing like $10 million per month right now, they're going to have to let more people go anyway
I marched on that track in high school
Emptied my spit valve on the yard of bricks
>>67954989
17 bings
so where's the 9/11 coverage
>>67954992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqLAkdESrgo
That fucking comfort Inn ad
>>67954990
No that was David Carradine
>>67954983
You mean women?
Apparently women can't relate to racing, but they can relate to stressing way too much and looking anxious while their man actually does something.
Makes perfect sense really.
>>67954989
half a burger or so
Ferrari never race the Indy 500 ever again
>>67954989
it's in like 20 minutes holy shit impatient much
>>67954992
Looks like Jerry Lawler
>>67954990
No that was David Carradine.
>>67954992
Is that a sixty year old guy wearing Affliction or sometshit?
>>67955010
Those were mostly civilians bruh
>suddenly, /trackforum/ general
>tfw not American enough to cope with getting bombarded by ads every 5 minutes
muh vets
zzzzzzzzz
do people enjoy watching this shit? like i get that the vets enjoy it but i dont wanna watch a war veteran tribute i wanna watch a car race
>Edelman
every time
Gee I wonder if it's gonna be LOL RACIST WHITE PEOPLE MADE OJ DO IT
hello lads
OJ IS INNOCENT
DO OUR COURTS NOT MEAN ANYTHING ANYMORE?
>>67955038
>tfw ad-free bt sport in hd
>all them people
HOW CAN F1 EVEN COMPETE??
>muh god
>>67955016
>>67955028
Based synchronicity bro
>tipping intensifies
Freedom incoming?
>Religion
Bleeeurghh
>>67955054
hey max, how was your crash?
>>67955038
you just have to learn to tune it out
I bet F1 races don't even start with a prayer.
can we get a dead american in this race pls
>muh god
lol a prayer now? these burger races are amazing
>>67955063
just salty because of Tricky Ricky
>televised prayer
WEW
E
W
BT Sport 1 is commercial-free?
does all this shit happen for normal races as well?
lmao group prayer
fucking hell america
>gumbaroo
>>67955076
this
us American are immune to advertising
>foreign languages
A nice touch tbqhwya
this is ridiculous
>>67955038
>paying a TV license
>>67954048
>Not realising Sato has a completely average crash rate and usually DNFs because Foyt's team can't put a car together properly
>>67955094
yes.
>>67955098
>normal
And I thought Putin at Sochi F1 was bad enough
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>67955098
The invocation? Yes, unfortunately. There's way less pageantry and build up for other races though.
>>67955051
Duh, don't you know white people are keeping black peoples IQ's down and their crime rate theough the roof?
You some kind of racist.
AND NOW BACK TO THE 500.
>>67955098
just wait til the NASCAR race tonight
>>67955098
for the most part yes. It's hammed up a bit more for Indy.
I'm getting a freedom boner from all this liberty, holy shit.
>le USA is secular meme
When will this meme end?
He doesn't really fit in his suit
why are they shooting the crowd?
What am I watching?
>muh hardcore drill sergeant aesthetic
>prayer
>firing live ammo
>all on television
this is about as american as it gets
How mad do you think the euros are watching this?
Group prayer, guns shooting, American national anthem
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS!
Only 8 more songs to go
i was actually looking foward to this race. but now its 2am and i've been bombarded with patriotism. good night
>Go to watch the race
>Get shot
gob bless de burger :DDDDD
>Veterans
>Prayers
>Shooting
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
>>67955130
any double timers this year?
>>67955144
Giggled
>>67955150
North Korean propoganda
>dem heavenly voices
FUCK MARY HULMAN GEORGE. AND HER CUNT OF A SON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
> burgers shooting
> stadium wide panic
>>67955144
>Be american
>Go to indy500
>get shot
Is this the average american soldier?
>nigger
these qt indy jailbait
>black eunuch
holy shit
>>67955162
da brice of freedums
Dog bless ; ;
>>67955164
unfortunately no
[[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]]
what time does this race even start?
HOW CAN YUROS EVEN COMPETE
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>nignogs that love america even though they were forced to be here
>a fucking eagle with a GoPro strapped to it's back
>>67955196
~10-15 bings
>mfw yuros have can't handle all this patriotism
>>67955196
When we're done being American.
>>67955162
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chicago-shootings-memorial-day-20160528-story.html
I feel like the YT stream is going to get doxxed 5 minutes into the race
just like what happened this morning at Monaco
>>67955196
Bout 15-20 more bings
>>67955196
~30 bings
>>67955196
Very soon. Command to start engines soon.
>>67955203
do you think they really want to live in Africa?
>Hmm, maybe I'll tune into the pre-race this year
Jesus Christ
>>67955144
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21-gun_salute
they are probably blanks
I have the biggest freedom boner right now
jim nabors when
>>67954793
F1 is over lad.
Feel the pain.
This is the most american thing I've seen in my entire life
I'll be muting for back home again in indiana. No Nabors = no buys.
>>67955237
Yes, praise him.
this shit is unbearable
>>67955144
It's a vaccination, Americans shoot themselves with small bullets to build up a resistance against larger ones
I trips somebody crashes and dies this race
when will they launch the NASA space shuttle to mark this momentous occasion?
>>67955239
they are literally never blanks
it's against the law to use blanks
God Bless America is a shit song tbqh
America the Beautiful is way better
> THIS SONG IS A PRAYER
not enough patriotism
this is like an average day in any yuro country
>>67955225
>not having multiple streams ready incase main stream is kill
amateur
>>67955249
So much patriotism.
It's absolutely blessed.
HOOOOOTIE
>>67955239
They are.
>>67955246
>tfw listening to his last performance at the 500
HOOTIE
>>67955237
>not waiting for Back Home
>not getting hyped for pre-race
>not preparing a cheeky pork loin sandwich
I'm disgusted, britbong, you were supposed to be based.
>>67955253
Dont watch then if you cant bear it max
this is getting rediculous
good choice on darius rucker
why do americans love america so much?
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
Good lord my country over does it with this meme nationalism. I love my country but holy shit this is too much.
HOOOOOOOOOTIE
please do a B52 flyover
Stalin pls descend from heavens and make it stop
AW SHIT YEAH IT'S HOOTIE
TINDER CRISP BACON CHEDDAR RANCH
whats going on?
he dun fucked up
> THE FREEDOM NEVER ENDS
this is literally north korea tier propaganda
yurop on suicide watch
why are there so many niggers? I thought the USA was white?
>>67955291
Because we're the best
Best anthem? Best anthem!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkI7F5u1BGY
>>67955291
>tfw foreigners will never know American nationalism
>>67955291
Because our country is actually good
*CLAP* *WHOOP* *CLAP* *WHOOP*
>>67955292
It already is great, you giant faggot.
Haven't you been watching?
>>67955293
if you don't like it you can git out
Just start the fucking race.
>Land of the free
Everytim
>land of the free
every time lel
JOSE DOES IT SAY?
whats this business about a rocket? is there a rocket in the race? why has it got a red glare?
>Want to watch turn left kill
>End up watching the History of Patriotism Volume 1-100
Unitedstatians, you are so funny.
SUCK IT YUROS
>De Jesus
guys I'm having vietnam flashbacks
>>67955216
>>67955222
>>67955228
>>67955232
isn't there a starting time? drivers aren't even in their cars
>>67955334
ask Chelsea Manning and Snowden how free exactly
based f18s
>>67955293
To be fair though its memorial day.
>>67955320
>Australia
>not better than America
nigga pls
THIS IS SO EXCESSIVE I LOVE IT.
>Disc scratching
Wat
>>67955331
Nah its ok it finally ended
>Want to get drunk and watch the race
>Have an alcohol ankle monitor from getting a DUI
What should I do bros?
any other stream in case the YT one is taken down?
G O O S E B U M P S
O
O
S
E
B
U
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P
S
Am I reading these attendance numbers right, 350 THOUSAND people are at this race? Trying to think of any other event that attracts numbers like these.
350000?
In the past they had 500k-
>>67955364
Lmao keep being delusional
>Sperg DJ can't stop scratching
MAKE DJS GREAT AGAIN
>>67955364
>cuckardo
Oh fuck i'm literally crying right now. AMERICA OVERFLOW
>>67955372
The cameras can't handle all the unleaded patriotism that is happening right now.
>>67955347
>de jesus and some small woman
Face it, everywhere is fucked.
>>67955383
Don't drive?
Apparently Jim Nabors was busy at a gloryhole & was unable to attend.
>>67955363
good point i feel less mad about it now
>420 hp
I'd buy that car just for the meme
is jim nabors singing?
FUCK YEAH IT FEELS GREAT TO BE AMERICAN
>>67955383
I bought a bunch of beer last night to drink during the race but ended up drinking it last night because ii have no self control around alcohol. now im hungover as fuck ;_;
I forgot what we were watching
so many ads
Been having an airshow with polish air force F-16's flying above my district whole weekend, you'll have to step up your game america
>>67955356
>Chelsea
stop this meme
>>67955390
the catholic youth days when the pope comes
as shit as TNT is they always make cool nba finals hype videos
>>67955404
Obama has really fucked up the military desu. It's not just the fags.
>DJ continues his retarded record scratching right after the anthem is done
ok seriously WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HIRE THIS GUY?
Why do Americans think their freedom is exclusive to them? Literally every developed country has freedom.
How do I acquire a green cards meribro's? all this patriotism really touched me and now I want to become a citizen of the best country of the world
>>67955390
Mudwrestling is a big event bro
>>67955355
It's supposed to start at 12:15, right?
I am so hard from this pre-race.
>>67955383
It's the 100th Indy 500, I'm sure a judge will understand
niggas soloist everywhere
only in italy the expression "white voices" is referred to kid voices?
>>67955443
No shit Texas
>ameriwhoops
jesus fuck that's a big truck
can i get some appreciation cash?
>>67955423
they are neither the tricolour or the blue angels
yall step your shit up
>>67955390
More than 500k will attend the fireworks on the National Mall in DC.
>>67955443
if you don't have guns you don't have freedom
>>67955443
Because we gave it to them
>>67954786
They survived Pearl Harbor dumbfuck
I wish the Germans would have destroyed your useless island.
Any acestreams niggas?
>>67955407
Or, he's dying of AIDS
>>67955445
just fly to mexico and walk across the border like everyone else.
Pls come to NASCAR Kubica
>tune in for Nurburgring
>watch race
>tune in for F1
>watch race
>tune in for tunleft
>ads, murrica, Pearl Harbour, ads, Jesus, veterans, ads, F16s
>>67955445
It's easier just to marry an American
>>67955406
>he's never had an alcohol ankle bracelet
toppleb
All of this patriotism
>>67955486
fb376b9c500dab700e08b5e44de7bc249fe6ee83
>>67955445
My friend got a greencard but she's sucking some rich jewish guys cock everyday in New York
Can you do that?
Shes fucking living in a $3000p/m flat with 3 br in New York and she earns $45k a year doing 'social media' work
drives me fucking crazy, wish i had a rich jewish boyfriend
>>67955445
https://www.uscis.gov/
We welcome you.
>>67955486
without ads if possible
Totally new to this race. Why are there so few Americans in a race based in an American city?
>>67955390
Bathurst 1000 gets 200,000 from bumfuck nowhere NSW in a country with 22mill population
>>67955383
Say you had a couple of Kombuchas then used mouthwash.
>>67955486
http://arenavision.in/av16
the start your engines call gets worse and worse every fucking year
adding ladies, having decrepit old ladies do it
There hasn't been any ads during the segment, how are Americans coping?
>>67955316
Not so much anymore. Especially in any decent size city. It's mostly white outside of the cities, but even that varies.
>>67955318
HARAM
>indycar
>racin at indy
>>67955530
I'm watching superbowl commercial highlights on youtube.
>>67955475
Guns really don't have much to do with overall freedom though. You guys can't fuck 17 year olds, gamble unless in a designated location, can't drink until 21 (twenty one).
Who /Paige/ here?
>>67955530
desu i have another stream opened to non-stop infotainment in case i go too long without any ads
When is "Back Home Again in Indiana"?
i love milk
>>67955500
>>67955511
Look up the history
>milk is the fucking best
God bless America.
>>67955556
yeeeee
tfw we had to change from "Gentlemen start your engines" to "Drivers start your engines" because we allowed women into the sport.
Vettel would win this with both eyes closed
>>67955553
cant smoke until 21 now
we can fuck 16 year olds in half the states
>Hinchtown
>Not knowing Johnnie Parsons won the 34th Indy 500
>>67955562
BHAiI and then starting command
>>67955586
Just like when he managed to pass Perez this morning?
>>67955347
>Hornets
>>67955423
>Pyrland detected
Fuck me how much build up?
Ok, it was funny the first 20 minutes, but it's starting to get grating
Please start the car crashes
>Drivers start your engines
How fucking difficult is that?
lets go lads
>>67952811
aww yea
I didn't know that Gaga raced single seaters it must be so easy nowadays
Getting Hype now
>if dubz, flip on lap one
>>67953219
Tour de France is always /comfy/ on /sp/ too, a bout a month to go to that I think
