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The USA's prep for Copa America ends with a match against Bolivia in Kansas City
Starts in 1 bong 10 bings on FS1
no thanks
>unironically watching Bolivia
>unironically watching USA
Sounds like can't miss TV!
>>67931325
>>67931364
You're free to go
>>67931387
You're not
>>67931325
Better team than Italty
>>67931288
Is PulisGOD starting today?
Who cares
>>67931784
>who cares
>bumps the thread
Cheeky lad
>>67931849
Still don't care
>>67931364
Literally this.
>prep for copa america playing against the worst south american team in history
>unironically watching murrilards
top wew la
Boca Juniors fans will be watching this closely
>>67931288
post the line up fag
>mfw PULIGOD wins one for da land
>>67931364
Jokes on you I'm ironically watching them
>>67932095
When it comes I'll give it to you
>Orozco
>>67932205
>still no PulisGOD
JUST
two trash teams, no thank you
>>67932205
>>67932239
KLINSMAN OUT
>>67932264
>fries
>chips
>chips
>crisp
>>67932205
>keeps starting dempsey
>>67932205
Bobby Wood is in fact with the HSV now.
>>67932362
He didn't play for them last so I'm not listing him as a Hamburger
>>67932205
>that shitty sorry excuse of a team
luckily will get just 1 (one) point during the whole copa, and against Paraguay la
>>67932357
Who else is there?
>>67932383
>tfw no burger sc in MLS
JUST
>>67932362
Unfortunately our armchair analysts don't watch the transfers of the GOAT bundesu club
>>67931992
Bet you were watching that game against panama real closely
No nagbe or pulisic. Jesus fuck Klinsmann. Take Dempsey, Zardes and bedoya out.
Anybody know where I can find a stream? I can't remember my login details for FS Go and I'd like to watch.
>>67932543
Reddit soccerstreams gay boii
All time between USA/Bolivia
2 wins Bolivia
4 ties
>0 USMT wins
it seems like klinsmann has FINALLY given up on trying to convert bradly into a #10.
thank fucking christ.
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>>67932409
>>67932476
Who would he replace Dempsey with?
>>67932579
Thanks bro
I
>>67932617
Wood needs to play at top. Dempsey can't hold up play or make good runs anymore . At best he needs to play behind wood so he can roam around and poach balls.
Let's go bolivia!!
Pls beat the MurriIards
>>67932707
Wood's just as useless
There's no target forwards on the team
>Leave not playing to me
>>67932761
>The Strongest
great team name
>>67932777
Wood has speed and can make runs. Dempsey is slow as fuck now. He's only good at flailing to get fouls and poaching a ball in every now and then.
>>67932761
>all these spic names
Will America ever be white again?
>>67932761
>Yasmani Puke starting
>>67932816
Yes Muhammed as soon as God Emperor Trump takes office
New just said Americans consume around 50 billion hamburgers a year, avg 3 a week per person.... I bet ur eating a burger right now hmmm.
>>67932871
Who's new?
>>67932761
>4th place Kuwait league team
>6th place Swedish league team
>11th place Israel league team
>bench guy on a fucking NASL team
>no starters from the current best team in their league
is this guy a madman?
Let's do this bros!
>>67932890
Noot
>>67932899
never mind they got one, but still, jesus christ
>>67932909
>chant card
I BELIVE
>it's a Mexico GBTFO episodes
kek build wall PUTOS
>>67932798
Stop acting like you've seen him play
Both options aren't great
I'm not sure Klinsmann wants this system so bad
He could at least give Zardes a try. He's the most like a target forward. Not sure why he keeps insisting on the wing
>>67932909
>U
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>A
>(Clap)
>>67932956
Mexico won rather effortlessly against Paraguay
this should also be a win for USA, I mean come the fuck on look where those Bolivians play
Another solid crowd.
>>67932909
that is truly embarrassing, what a joke senpai give up on """soccer""" already, you have everything else
GOD BLESS AMERICA
BUILD WALL SIGN IN THE CROWD
PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67932956
>being this retarded
Murrishits everyone
*clap*
>That Bolivian singing the Star Spangled Banner
>Altidore when he's in the lineup can't even put hand on heart
>USMNT going back to getting singers to do the anthem instead of instrumentals and crowds
Holy fuck that crowd. Are people still trying to get in or is it just that dead?
>>67932959
Because he has a shit first touch and can't finish.
>>67933043
pic plz i want to see the murrican hate, you'll never be good at futbol tho
I BELIVE THAT
>>67933069
I'm told the expected attendance is about 10K, which is about half what Sporting Park holds
Here we go...
>>67933069
Pretty embarrassing.. at least put half of them on one side.
american """soccer""" aficionados
Here we go lads
>>67933076
So?
>mfw I know more American players than my own NT
Not even embarrased desu lads
>>67933147
Welcome to the thread
Bradley no one was there
>>67933147
Well you shitpost on /sp/. Its normal to know the names of meme players
Any acestream?
You might have some history but we don't give a crud, you'll always be a joke until you have a cup
USA
>60 (sixty) caps
stream lads?
>>67933217
>this obsessed
I hope you guys vote independence so your nation isn't completely cucked, I feel for you anon
>>67933147
Why are you so shit?
No offense
>>67933270
USA > BONGLAND
kek
KEK
>>67933147
>tfw thought that was the ghana flag
>was gonna mention kevin goateng
>this crowd singing
Why is that foreign shit being sung on US soil?
>>67933270
America: the only country in the world where the women's team would beat the men's
>le back pass teams
Shit game tbqh lads
>>67933299
To give you a short answer it all falls on corruption sadly
>>67933350
And how is your women's team?
>>67933371
A reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYiYLDurFfg
>>67933350
Don't be sexist anon, wouldn't want you to get arrested for comments like that m8.
>>67933350
Nothing wrong with living in a country full of superior women.
>>67933350
>America
>country
america is only a continent, lecture yourself you dumb Pooinloo
Bolivia literally looks better than USA
what the fuck man
>>67933442
I'd shit on your irrelevant country in this post but I feel bad because half of your town will probably be beheaded by mid level gangsters for no reason soon
Michael 'First Touch' Bradley
Goal Zardes
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ZARDES
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>Bolelvia
USA USA USA USA
Nice goal desu
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAT IBRA FINISH
JAAAAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY
someone post webm
APOLOGIZE R/SOCCER
It's literally coming home now
>>67933076
>The city of this anon
>>67933668
Press [s] to sack
*shoes off*
He can't dribble to save his ass, but dammit, HE CAN FINISH.
He's the American Balotelli.
>spics can't play anything other than disgusting murderball even in friendlies
Is Bobby Wood the hero we deserve?
Bobby Wood has gotten so much better recently
>baby-faced ump
>ejects one of the best pitchers in the league with out a warning
>ruins the night for thousands of fans that payed a surcharge just to see Thor
>ruins the night for FOX, every neutral fan has changed the channel by now
See you in AAA you fucking dumbass. Make baseball great again
>>67933702
>>67933711
Hive mind
>>67933718
Wat
>>67933718
(You)
>>67933718
>basebore
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Goal Brooks
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY!
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
I don't even know why I bother to watch this shitfest lads
is the American Cup, dare I say, coming home?
USA USA USA USA USA
> (CLAP) (CLAP) (CLAP)
USA USA USA USA USA
BROOKS
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>>67933826
Are you 5 foot tall with a big nose wearing a poncho?
>>67933852
No, are you a chicano?
Top kek
Dos a cero
>>67933866
yes
Just saw the goal on Twitter, what shit-tier defending. You're a South American country, Bolivia. Figure that shit out.
>>67933866
yes, are you a llama?
>Zardes scored
this is good news for the teams in US group, now he'll be a starter and will be useless against decent opposition.
galaxy lad here.
makes me sad that zardes is considered usmnt material.
hasn't improved in the slightest since his breakout with keane magic like 2-3 years ago.
destined to be a no-touch speedbabby who's better off the ball than altidore and m a y b e a better finisher.
i thought he'd improve. he didn't.
i thought the usmnt would improve. it didn't.
>>67931288
why not
what happened to that american wonderkid playing for arsenal?
>>67933913
Don't count him out. His """"first touch"""" assists can come at any time.
>>67933909
>On the internet, no body knows you'r llama
jones has really fallen off
What's with this Bedoya dick sucking contest?
One good game against Guatemala-level competition and suddenly everyone loves him
>>67933935
>galaxy lad
>lad
cringe as fuck m8.
>>67933935
That's what I don't get about the fire JK crowd, sure he might not be the best manager but what the hell is he supposed to do with this garbage talent pool.
When Altidore is our best striking option what is he supposed to do.
>>67933942
Zelalem?
got loaned to Rangers, didn't play much
>messi out
>suarez out
>no nerman
>zardes, wood, brooks all in good form
the copa is ours
ITS COMING HOME
>Dempshit
Is Bobby Wood the Chinese Messi?
how good is pulisic?
>>67934022
Better than Zardes
>>67934013
He's the chinese Jordan morris
they're pretty similar desu
>>67933978
He could not play Zardes
I don't care what 23 he picks
He has to beat teams like Guatemala and Panama
If he's gonna play everyone out of position and win that's fine
But he loses against less than MLS level opposition and should lose his job as a result
>>67933987
>messi out
>suarez out
>no nerman
How come they don't give a shit?
>>67933969
"fan" is dumb
"supporter" is tryhard
i was typing "galaxy fag" but then i'm trying not to say "fag" as much anymore so i went with lad.
what's another word
>>67934058
>that back line
holy shit
This would be a HUGE win if we can pull this off. Bolivia is one of the strongest south american teams.
>>67934058
>that """""""""""""defending"""""""""""""
holy jesus
>>67934066
>but then i'm trying not to say "fag" as much anymore
sup leddit
>>67933965
Such is the state of our midfield
The Nagbe Era can't come quickly enough
>>67934051
They don't wanna deal with murderball for a meme cup
>>67934066
just stick with lad you hopeless faggot
>>67934058
>dat crowd
fucking hell
this was a nice goal 2bh
![OB-UN946_0912ti_J_20120912131526[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kZCuV6r.jpg "OB-UN946 0912ti J 20120912131526[1]")
ALRIGHT LADS! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
LETS DO THE USA CHANT NOW (WITH INCREASED CLAPPING TEMPO AFTER EACH "USA" UNTIL OUR CHANTS ARE OVERWHELMED BY CLAPPING SOUNDS!
>>67934072
definitely in the top 13
>>67934095
He's never done anything with the US
This isn't the level of competition we'll face in the group or really even in the Hex
I can't believe there are MLS teams who want to give him a DP deal
>>67934127
>>67934058
Look at Bolivia's no 5
Murdered when?
>>67934117
Would you want to pay to watch this shit?
>>67934117
>Mexico plays a game in Atlanta
>Fills (or close to it) the Georgia Dome
>USMNT plays in the USA
>Gets maybe 11-12k
Lol - sucks being a USMNT fan. I'm worried if the USMNT ever gits gud that I'll be too bitter to enjoy it at all the bandwagon fans.
>>67933043
BUILD A WALL AND MEXICO PAYS FOR IT
>>67934093
haha, just trying to not act like a pre-teen anymore. fuck me right
also, lletget is the best american on the galaxy. if klinsman is going to shoehorn talent out of position anyway, he should go with him. ace touch, can dribble, pace, can cross, and above average in the tackle, and decent shot.
>>67934231
>>67933978
Want your answer?
Klinsmann tries to play Zardes like Lletget
>>67934231
Zardes benefits from a lack of forwards in the pool. Although I wholeheartedly agree, I want Zardes off the squad and would love to see Lletget get a chance.
>>67934370
Klinsmann could at least try to play him like tge Galaxy do
>those empty seats
oh man
>>67934231
>Lleget
>Too shit for West Ham U21s
>Saviour of America
>>67934405
What do you expect Klinsmann to do, play our players in their natural positions instead of trying to showhorn them into whatever formation he feels like trying?
s-stop bullying zardes.
he's in there because he will leave it all on the field, even if he doesn't have the techniquet. but most of our talent is the same way, which i hope changes sometime soon 2bh
>>67933081
There isn't any build wal sign, don't mind that autistic MurriIard.
in fact the stadium is practically empty
>>67934461
you have a good point
but only >1
FIFA is ours
>>67934484
Klinsmann get off
You've got a game to coach
The US's current kits are really ugly. Who approved that shit? They should just wear the centennial kits.
>Zardlel
I wish Bradley were 5 years younger.
tired of Zardes shit touch 2bh
>>67934560
all the new Nike shirts are shit
>>67934560
Should be those for home and the Waldos for away
>>67934596
Like a Catholic priest desu
What formation is the US using? And where is our German meme?
>>67934614
>>67934560
I like the Peruvian diagonal
But blue kit with red stripe
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Zardes Goal
Bobby Wood IS the hero we deserve
>zardkek
>>67934596
>(YOU)
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Zardes with another good tap-in
That wasn't a shotnby zardes he was trying to control it
fuck now Zardes will be starting based on the two goals he has scored
>Zardes will start for the US for the entire tournament
JUST
>Zardes tap in
This fucker is just a fluke foward who can't finish for shit.
Get Lee Nguyen in to replace him.
(YOU)sa
(YOU)sa
(YOU)sa
(YOU)sa
Get PulisGOD in and let's run this score up
Can someone who knows Bolivia much better than I do tell me if this is their B-team? Sure feels like it.
>>67934677
his touch is still shit
if anyting he should be playing as a paocher not a >winger
>>67934708
Would you rather have Wondo in?
PulisGOD when?
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Best Hawaiian athlete of all time, Bobby Wood or David Kalaiki-Ali'i?
>le klinsmann is bad meme
I see Reddit is in here
>>67934729
They only got to train 30 minutes overall
>>67934708
>can't finish for shit
its all he can do
>>67934795
Bobby Wood's good, but he ain't no flyin' Hawaiian, I tell you what.
Great pass from Bradley desu, le tap in man strikes again
>>67934795
Duke Kahanamoku
>>67934805
/mls/ has hated Klinsmeme much longer than r/mls
I
>tfw storms rolling in
Swag
>>67934842
Meant for >>67934798
>>67934815
my guess is that parroting fags that don't even watch are starting to show up.
>Dumpsey
>dempsey
what went wrong, lads?
P U L I S G O A T
>wood
>Messi ded
>Suarez ded
>Brazil C Team
>All other south american teams are shit
It's going to be Mexico or USA
>>67934868
>parroting
the hell is a parroting fag?
When will we get another player with as much swag as Donovan?
>Keksey
>>67934924
it's in the name you fag fag.
what in the hell was dempsey just imitating
PULISIC IN
PULISIC IN
PULISIC IN
>>67934932
>American Iniesta
>>67934932
goat jersey.
NIGBE AND PULIGOD COMING ON
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
ZARDES OUT
PULIGOD
5-0 HERE WE GO
Thing is we actually could put together a decent side. Still have our limitations against bigger sides plus Klinsmann is always going to f-up somewhere. A few roster changes here and there and we might have depth.
Bolivia are trash though, much different next week.
Nagbe and Pulisic on for >Zardes and >Bedoya
CROATIA
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>>67934815
yep. he's surprisingly good at finishing crosses while going full speed, even at oblique angles. not so good when it's a control-then-shoot situation.
>>67934997
Why everyone hating on Bedoya
>lemme pass right into this wall of red jerseys
R8 my setup m8s
>>67935019
Bedoya had a good game but he's usually awful and a waste of a roster spot.
what the fuck
Why is Pilisic on the right? He never played there.
>>67935061
>no /sp/ screen
Phoneposter detected
>fox
Who was that guy
anyone else just have the game cut off to a random commentator making a shout out?
>>67935061
>dual monitors that aren't exactly the same model
>>67935108
Klinsmann hates playing players in their natural positions
>>67935019
they hate him because he's a Colombian spic
if he was white and had an anglo/irish name like Dax McCarty no one would hate on him
>>67935007
his best season at galaxy he was playing CF and scored mainly first touch or headers
he should play as a poacher
not technical enough to be wide for me
he really dropped off when Gio came because they put him back on the wing
>>67935061
great if you sit on a miniature electric train set that goes from one end of the room to another. otherwise, weird arrangement.
>Bolivian finishing
Lay off the coca amigos
>>67935108
Clover is the best way to browse and post on any board.
>>67935103
You should try it sometime, tuchel
>>67935103
Klinsman lets players switch around a lot for some reason. He probably doesn't beling there
PULISICCCCCCCCCCCC
ITS COMING HOME LADS
SOCCER IS COMING HOMEEEEEE
PULISIC
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THE FUTURE
>Bolivian goalkeeping
USA USA USA USA USA PULISIC
>PULIGOD
CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL CROATIAN GOAL
PULISGOD
PULISGOD
PULISGOD
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P U L I G O D
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THANKS YOU BASED PULIGOD
This is Darlington Nagbe proposing to his girlfriend.
JUST GICLVE US THE CUP ALREADY
>that feel a high schooler just scored a goal for his homeland and living his dreams
Feel like a loser, man.
PULIGOD
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Spics and euros shook
>>67935191
H E R S H E Y
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>that movement
>that finish
>that twink body
truly based
>>67935228
don't compare yourself to others
>>67935220
>race mixing
>>67935220
>paying the toll
>based John strong pronounces it "jif"
I always knew I was right
>>67935220
That white bitch is going to pollute his superior kingly African genes.
>>67935228
fuck your life be happy for the USMNT, man
WE COPA NOW
why is dempsey just phoning everything in
He's right next to the box and its like he doesnt even care
>>67935280
WEWUZ
>>67935228
But shitposting on 4chan is my dream.
>>67935246
Pretty hard to find a "good" black girl tbqhwy
Here comes Window
WHY IS WONDO STILL PLAYING?
>Julian Green was in this exact same position 2 years ago getting hyped up
>He has now been forgotten
>>67935103
america is a superior footballing nation and we play total football
>Wondo
>wondo
>Zushit
>Wondo
>>67935103
because Klinsmann is retarded, you should know
>Bolivians
so is Bolivia the Mexico of South America?
I remember Bolivia being awful but were they really THIS bad? Jesus they're low end concacaf tier
lol usa supporters are indios from el salvador and guatemala
>>67935291
Is this your first USMNT game? He's been doing that for the last ten years.
>>67935356
SHOOK
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>>67935356
Kek. I'm from El Salvador but I'm not indio
>>67935350
If this was at la paz >we would be losing 4-0
>>67935383
CHI
>>67935350
For real, panama would wreck them the way they look today
>>67935345
more like Salvador but without the getting butt mad when they get BTFO
>>67935356
says the mexican indio
>>67935329
Green was never actually getting first team minutes and scoring in the Bundesliga.
do you guys even understand how hopeful i am that pulisic fills the donovan-sized hole in the team and in my heart.
please live up to the hype. please give me hope for the future.
>>67935393
Probably more like 2-1. They look awful
>>67935393
>altitude babbies
>>67935402
You are thinking about chicanos
>>67935245
this is the best advice anyone will ever give you on 4chan. take it to heart.
>>67935329
Green was a meme, unremarkable youth player and forgetable at Bayern
Pulisic is actually very good and younger.
He started against big teams for Dortmund.
>>67935393
>dat 6-1 demolition of Argentina
Will never forget desu
>Zusi
>>67935420
>donovan hired as commentator
Absolutely disgusting, what is fox even doing
Bolivia getting it's ass kicked! They're decent right?
>>67935402
>when
Salvies are buttmad from the opening whistle.
Probably in anticipation of getting BTFO.
>>67935350
4 of their 7 goals from Conmebol. Qualifying are against Venezuela so yeah they have.
>>67935493
Lel they're terrible of course. Ecuador is "decent"
>>67935420
he will achieve that goal
F
>>67935480
God he was bad today. Thank God for Univision in those situations
Jones is such a pussy
Should I kill myself lads? This NT is a joke
>>67935329
>>67935417
>>67935469
He did well this season at Bayern Munich II if that counts for anything
>>67935493
They're only decent when playing at home, and that's because opposing teams oftentimes get altitude sickness while playing against them.
>>67935594
No, make babies and train from child. Make Bolivia into footballing superpower.
>>67935594
is soccer all you care about? then yes
do you enjoy anything else? then no
>>67935594
Don't think that way.
Better: Go impregnate some White American women, they all must have our brown seed
Drop the following
Wondo
Orozco
Zusi
Beckerman
and then Jones + Beckerman
Morris should be on this team. Wood is going to get tired
>>67935656
*Jones +Dempsey
>>67935493
Hell no!
I'm from a Bolivian family. None of my relatives care about this match because we expect nothing but shit from the national team.
The only reason we ever win is because of the altitude at the Hernando Sites stadium
>this crossing
good god
>>67935656
Brek shea should be on this team too
>hating on Zusi
Y'all niggas too much
>only 4 goals against this "team"
KLINSMAN OUT
>>67935709
As a left mid? He has been terrible at leftback in MLS
>>67935480
no idea. donovan always had kind of a weird personality and was never terribly eloquent as a speaker. i always got uncomfortable listening to him talk. but he's like the one player everyone knows. cobi jones commentates and is even worse. but again, it's a low fucking bar in the states and it's all name driven.
>>67935656
Jones is okay. Zusi is fine as a sub. Morris has been overrated shit for Memeattle and is definitely not starter material. Our squad is more or less the best options available
How do we fix USNT?
>>67935768
build a machine that reverses the aging process and make Donovan 6 years younger
>>67935797
>building team around single player
yeah that has worked wonders for portugal and sweden
>>67935656
Keep Zusi drop Bedoya
>>67935797
then build another machine to clone him
>>67935782
>anime
You first, and take your Orgullo Friki faggotry with you
>>67935768
Extend Klinsmann's contract for 10 more years.
>>67935705
Are you a Boca fan by chance? Kek
who in the hell was he passing to
Is that Betancur guy that scored against the US elite?
>>67935768
Bring in the women
Reminder that there are some people out there that think the Women's Team could actually beat this team.
>>67935831
we will team him up with pulisic though
>>67935872
yep, actually went to La Bombonera a few times
>>67935480
Really, really bad. Donovan is not in-front-of-the-camera material, and that's fine, but don't hire him for broadcasting then. It's just indicative of lazy hiring practices in the sports world these days, where broadcasting and commentary jobs are just given to ex-jockos regardless of whether or not they actually have the chops for that kind of thing. Yes, Donovan knows what he's talking about, but he can't project it in an engaging way. I love Brett Favre, but I wouldn't want him doing broadcasting work for the same reasons.
>>67935847
it's not proud, Bolivans/peruvians and colombians here are fucking cancer, paraguayians are cool, at least have the decency to not say >we.Cheers coya
>>67935947
and there are people who unironically think Alex Morgan isnt a qtpi
Start Nagbe over Jones for a Bedoya-Bradley-Nagbe midfield? yea or nay?
>this defending
wew lad
>>67935947
Retarded people.
The U17s would beat the women.
>Wondo
GODDAMMIT WINDOWS
>>67935947
Well if the usmnt wasn't shit, nobody would even get that silly idea.
>Wondo
Literal shit.
>le shoot it at the keeper man
>Wondo
Why is this guy in the squad instead of Morris?
>chief wondo
WHY
>WONDO
>WONDO
>WONDO
never call this retard up again, can't finish for shittt
>Wondo missing an easy goal
I don't like these memories
>Windows
Im glad it's over
Reminder that Donovan would have made that goal.
>wondo missing from point blank again
>>67936001
decent, but press a qter
>Windows
>Memedo
Players that should NEVER put the US shirt on again:
>Wondo
>Zusi
>Zardes
>Yedlin
They're just too painful to watch.
>>67936001
she has a bad nose. from the right angle, she's cute. when she turns her head wrong, she's exposed. hope she fixes it before she starts her porn career
I love Becky G song with pitbull, I love chicanas
>Wondolowski
>>67936014
Does a match report for the time that happened exist?
>Windows
not even watching the game, lel
>>67936003
Jones-Bradley-Nagbe
MY NAME IS SOCCER
>>67936055
WHY WASNT HE IN BRAZIL
that decision alone exposed klansmann as a poor leader
>>67936074
>Yedlin
Epic
>>67935943
Multiserial training sessions when?
Reminder that Germans how to make Pulisic GOAT
>the shady town of the fox broadcast controller
get your shit together.
>>67936096
They are careful to have closed scrimmages with the U-17 teams because they don't want to face the fact that women are inferior athletes.
The only proof are tweets made by the players.
DROGBA
R
O
G
B
A
>LA: KEK'D
>>67936121
He'll never be anything but a pace baby. The guy literally can't even connect a pass.
>Windowslowski
>>67936146
I wonder if Morris regrets going to Shitattle
>>67936146
thank you based tactics tuchel
>>67936107
THEY PRONOUNCED MY NAME WRONG AND IT WAS HARD COMING HERE BUT NOW THEY RESPECT ME
*cute girl looks back at camera security guy grabs her ass, what do you do?*
>>67936169
His defense is actually fine now after the year at Blunderland.
>>67936186
He's been decent for Seattle and he's actually gotten playing time
![fd8b92ab9c44e23a9b41ae82d7e76f61[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7vh9VBj.jpg "fd8b92ab9c44e23a9b41ae82d7e76f61[1]")
>they fell for the Morgan and Press memes
>>67936186
I hope he does, they just lost too.
Guy ruined his diabetic career.
>>67936186
the man put off going pro for a full year just to stay in college
I don't think he fully even comprehends his decisions
>>67936238
>he fell for the soccer mem
>>67936238
woah pham.
literal who though.
>>67936263
Yes
He should have the opposite of what he wanted because some anon on a Mongolian cartoon website thinks he should have left early
>>67936074
>Yedlin
He's our best RB.
>ayy anon do you want to come to my casa to watch copa america with me?
>>67936447
I'm all for a guy choosing education for his future, but you can't fuck up a once in a lifetime opportunity twice and know what you did. He turned down europe in college, then turned down a German 1st division club to play on a turf field 38 games a year with all running, no tactics.
>>67936596
No way senior Jose.
>>67936607
He also got to play in his hometown at the club he grew up supporting and where his dad works
Why would he choose anything else?
>>67936760
Money, fame, fortune. Not being some greentext on a mongolian knitting forum
>>67936596
Pretty sure that's a guy
But I do suck her feminine benis
>>67936305
is a horse an athlete ?
>>67936831
He wouldn't even know about this place
Money was about the same
Pressure is higher over there
>>67936990
>implying he's not one of the jannys
>>67936990
I would assume the pressure would be similar if not the same as the kind the 17 year old kid at Dortmund has. The only difference is that the 17 year old had the guts and ability to keep pressure off.
>>67935356
>he doesn't take pride in his indigenous heritage
lmaoing at your life
>>67936596
sure if you suck my dicc jjejejejeejejejeeje
>>67936901
>>67937060
You're just looking for ways to discredit his decision
Why do you care?
This is such an irrelevant thing to get worked up about
He's choosing where to kick a ball around. If he wanted to do it in a rec league near Omaha he's within his rights to do so
>>67937163
Then he should stay the fuck out of the United States' Mens' national football team.
So guys. Who should start against Colombia?
>>67936990
>Money was about the same
Absolute fucking nonsense. The wage cap killed the MLS before it even started.
>>67937311
That's also up to Klinsmann's discretion, not yours
>>67937373
11 Tim howards
>>67937398
What?
I think Werder was offering a little more but if they was to be relegated (which was a big danger at the time) then it would be much lower than Seattle's offer
>Morris was ever good meme
Kek. He looks average playing with Shitattle. Props to the kid for making Krautsmann put him in some friendlies but he's already peaked. Pussied out of a low table German club to play in MlelS and has no left foot whatsoever. Kid made the right choice because he knows he's not good enough for Europe like Pulisic is - who's 4 years younger. Now if only he'd stopped being called up for the NT
>>67937373
Pulisic
>>67937866
Consensus is that PulimemeGod doesn't have the stamina to play a full 90 yet. I'm fine with him being a 60th minute super sub every game. Start Nagbe though
>>67938235
Nagbe one of the best midfielders we got imho, also anyone know why lee nguyen isn't on the squad.
>>67937866
Soon m8
>>67934998
Born in the USA unlike have of the Muslims on your sandnigger squad
>>67941405
Wow, you really told that anonymous poster whose last post was over 2 hours ago
Should I say it lads. Are we elite?
>>67937373
Wood
Nagbe Bedoya Zusi
Jones Bradley
Johnson Cameron Brooks Yedlin
Guzan
Use PuliGOAT as a super sub and don't fucking let Wondo touch the field
>>67941910
yeah, i wouldn't mind giving that a go
>>67941405
Dude stfu, half our squad are foreigners with dual citizenship. You make us look bad and you should feel bad.
>>67936494
>muh pacey nigger
>>67935705
get the fuck out of my country indian shit
>>67935594
qepd
