The USA's prep for Copa America ends with a match against Bolivia in Kansas City
Starts in 1 bong 10 bings on FS1
no thanks
>unironically watching Bolivia
>unironically watching USA
Sounds like can't miss TV!
>>67931325
>>67931364
You're free to go
>>67931387
You're not
>>67931325
Better team than Italty
>>67931288
Is PulisGOD starting today?
Who cares
>>67931784
>who cares
>bumps the thread
Cheeky lad
>>67931849
Still don't care
>>67931364
Literally this.
>prep for copa america playing against the worst south american team in history
>unironically watching murrilards
top wew la
Boca Juniors fans will be watching this closely
>>67931288
post the line up fag
>mfw PULIGOD wins one for da land
>>67931364
Jokes on you I'm ironically watching them
>>67932095
When it comes I'll give it to you
>Orozco
>>67932205
>still no PulisGOD
JUST
two trash teams, no thank you
>>67932205
>>67932239
KLINSMAN OUT
>>67932264
>fries
>chips
>chips
>crisp
>>67932205
>keeps starting dempsey
>>67932205
Bobby Wood is in fact with the HSV now.
>>67932362
He didn't play for them last so I'm not listing him as a Hamburger
>>67932205
>that shitty sorry excuse of a team
luckily will get just 1 (one) point during the whole copa, and against Paraguay la
>>67932357
Who else is there?
>>67932383
>tfw no burger sc in MLS
JUST
>>67932362
Unfortunately our armchair analysts don't watch the transfers of the GOAT bundesu club
>>67931992
Bet you were watching that game against panama real closely
No nagbe or pulisic. Jesus fuck Klinsmann. Take Dempsey, Zardes and bedoya out.
Anybody know where I can find a stream? I can't remember my login details for FS Go and I'd like to watch.
>>67932543
Reddit soccerstreams gay boii
All time between USA/Bolivia
2 wins Bolivia
4 ties
>0 USMT wins
it seems like klinsmann has FINALLY given up on trying to convert bradly into a #10.
thank fucking christ.
![Screen-Shot-2016-01-21-at-1.07.10-PM-645x356[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/H4bgmfn.png "Screen-Shot-2016-01-21-at-1.07.10-PM-645x356[1].png")
>>67932409
>>67932476
Who would he replace Dempsey with?
>>67932579
Thanks bro
I
>>67932617
Wood needs to play at top. Dempsey can't hold up play or make good runs anymore . At best he needs to play behind wood so he can roam around and poach balls.
Let's go bolivia!!
Pls beat the MurriIards
>>67932707
Wood's just as useless
There's no target forwards on the team
>Leave not playing to me
>>67932761
>The Strongest
great team name
>>67932777
Wood has speed and can make runs. Dempsey is slow as fuck now. He's only good at flailing to get fouls and poaching a ball in every now and then.
>>67932761
>all these spic names
Will America ever be white again?
>>67932761
>Yasmani Puke starting
>>67932816
Yes Muhammed as soon as God Emperor Trump takes office
New just said Americans consume around 50 billion hamburgers a year, avg 3 a week per person.... I bet ur eating a burger right now hmmm.
>>67932871
Who's new?
>>67932761
>4th place Kuwait league team
>6th place Swedish league team
>11th place Israel league team
>bench guy on a fucking NASL team
>no starters from the current best team in their league
is this guy a madman?
Let's do this bros!
>>67932890
Noot
>>67932899
never mind they got one, but still, jesus christ
>>67932909
>chant card
I BELIVE
>it's a Mexico GBTFO episodes
kek build wall PUTOS
>>67932798
Stop acting like you've seen him play
Both options aren't great
I'm not sure Klinsmann wants this system so bad
He could at least give Zardes a try. He's the most like a target forward. Not sure why he keeps insisting on the wing
>>67932909
>U
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>(Clap)
>>67932956
Mexico won rather effortlessly against Paraguay
this should also be a win for USA, I mean come the fuck on look where those Bolivians play
Another solid crowd.
>>67932909
that is truly embarrassing, what a joke senpai give up on """soccer""" already, you have everything else
GOD BLESS AMERICA
BUILD WALL SIGN IN THE CROWD
PRAISE KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67932956
>being this retarded
Murrishits everyone
*clap*
>That Bolivian singing the Star Spangled Banner
>Altidore when he's in the lineup can't even put hand on heart
>USMNT going back to getting singers to do the anthem instead of instrumentals and crowds
Holy fuck that crowd. Are people still trying to get in or is it just that dead?
>>67932959
Because he has a shit first touch and can't finish.
>>67933043
pic plz i want to see the murrican hate, you'll never be good at futbol tho
I BELIVE THAT
>>67933069
I'm told the expected attendance is about 10K, which is about half what Sporting Park holds
Here we go...
>>67933069
Pretty embarrassing.. at least put half of them on one side.
american """soccer""" aficionados
Here we go lads
>>67933076
So?
>mfw I know more American players than my own NT
Not even embarrased desu lads
>>67933147
Welcome to the thread
Bradley no one was there
>>67933147
Well you shitpost on /sp/. Its normal to know the names of meme players
>>67933147
Any acestream?
You might have some history but we don't give a crud, you'll always be a joke until you have a cup
USA
>60 (sixty) caps
stream lads?
>>67933217
Wat?
>>67933217
>this obsessed
I hope you guys vote independence so your nation isn't completely cucked, I feel for you anon
>>67933147
Why are you so shit?
No offense
>>67933270
USA > BONGLAND
kek
KEK
>>67933147
>tfw thought that was the ghana flag
>was gonna mention kevin goateng
>this crowd singing
Why is that foreign shit being sung on US soil?
>>67933270
America: the only country in the world where the women's team would beat the men's
>le back pass teams
Shit game tbqh lads
>>67933299
To give you a short answer it all falls on corruption sadly
>>67933350
And how is your women's team?
>>67933371
A reminder:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYiYLDurFfg
>>67933350
Don't be sexist anon, wouldn't want you to get arrested for comments like that m8.
>>67933350
Nothing wrong with living in a country full of superior women.
>>67933350
>America
>country
america is only a continent, lecture yourself you dumb Pooinloo
Bolivia literally looks better than USA
what the fuck man
>>67933442
I'd shit on your irrelevant country in this post but I feel bad because half of your town will probably be beheaded by mid level gangsters for no reason soon
Michael 'First Touch' Bradley
Goal Zardes
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>Bolelvia
USA USA USA USA
Nice goal desu
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DAT IBRA FINISH
JAAAAZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYY
someone post webm
APOLOGIZE R/SOCCER
It's literally coming home now
>>67933076
>The city of this anon
>>67933668
Press [s] to sack
*shoes off*
He can't dribble to save his ass, but dammit, HE CAN FINISH.
He's the American Balotelli.
>spics can't play anything other than disgusting murderball even in friendlies
Is Bobby Wood the hero we deserve?
Bobby Wood has gotten so much better recently
>baby-faced ump
>ejects one of the best pitchers in the league with out a warning
>ruins the night for thousands of fans that payed a surcharge just to see Thor
>ruins the night for FOX, every neutral fan has changed the channel by now
See you in AAA you fucking dumbass. Make baseball great again
>>67933702
>>67933711
Hive mind
>>67933718
Wat
>>67933718
(You)
>>67933718
>basebore
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Goal Brooks
KEEGAN-MICHAEL KEY!
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
COMING HOME
I don't even know why I bother to watch this shitfest lads
is the American Cup, dare I say, coming home?
USA USA USA USA USA
> (CLAP) (CLAP) (CLAP)
USA USA USA USA USA
BROOKS
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>>67933826
Are you 5 foot tall with a big nose wearing a poncho?
>>67933852
No, are you a chicano?
Top kek
Dos a cero
>>67933866
yes
Just saw the goal on Twitter, what shit-tier defending. You're a South American country, Bolivia. Figure that shit out.
>>67933866
yes, are you a llama?
>Zardes scored
this is good news for the teams in US group, now he'll be a starter and will be useless against decent opposition.
galaxy lad here.
makes me sad that zardes is considered usmnt material.
hasn't improved in the slightest since his breakout with keane magic like 2-3 years ago.
destined to be a no-touch speedbabby who's better off the ball than altidore and m a y b e a better finisher.
i thought he'd improve. he didn't.
i thought the usmnt would improve. it didn't.
>>67931288
why not
what happened to that american wonderkid playing for arsenal?
>>67933913
Don't count him out. His """"first touch"""" assists can come at any time.
>>67933909
>On the internet, no body knows you'r llama
jones has really fallen off
What's with this Bedoya dick sucking contest?
One good game against Guatemala-level competition and suddenly everyone loves him
>>67933935
>galaxy lad
>lad
cringe as fuck m8.
>>67933935
That's what I don't get about the fire JK crowd, sure he might not be the best manager but what the hell is he supposed to do with this garbage talent pool.
When Altidore is our best striking option what is he supposed to do.
>>67933942
Zelalem?
got loaned to Rangers, didn't play much
>messi out
>suarez out
>no nerman
>zardes, wood, brooks all in good form
the copa is ours
ITS COMING HOME
>Dempshit
Is Bobby Wood the Chinese Messi?
how good is pulisic?
>>67934022
Better than Zardes
>>67934013
He's the chinese Jordan morris
they're pretty similar desu
>>67933978
He could not play Zardes
I don't care what 23 he picks
He has to beat teams like Guatemala and Panama
If he's gonna play everyone out of position and win that's fine
But he loses against less than MLS level opposition and should lose his job as a result
>>67933987
>messi out
>suarez out
>no nerman
How come they don't give a shit?
>>67933969
"fan" is dumb
"supporter" is tryhard
i was typing "galaxy fag" but then i'm trying not to say "fag" as much anymore so i went with lad.
what's another word
>>67934058
>that back line
holy shit
This would be a HUGE win if we can pull this off. Bolivia is one of the strongest south american teams.
>>67934058
>that """""""""""""defending"""""""""""""
holy jesus
>>67934066
>but then i'm trying not to say "fag" as much anymore
sup leddit
>>67933965
Such is the state of our midfield
The Nagbe Era can't come quickly enough
>>67934051
They don't wanna deal with murderball for a meme cup
>>67934066
just stick with lad you hopeless faggot
>>67934058
>dat crowd
fucking hell
this was a nice goal 2bh
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ALRIGHT LADS! PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
LETS DO THE USA CHANT NOW (WITH INCREASED CLAPPING TEMPO AFTER EACH "USA" UNTIL OUR CHANTS ARE OVERWHELMED BY CLAPPING SOUNDS!
>>67934072
definitely in the top 13
>>67934095
He's never done anything with the US
This isn't the level of competition we'll face in the group or really even in the Hex
I can't believe there are MLS teams who want to give him a DP deal
>>67934127
>>67934058
Look at Bolivia's no 5
Murdered when?
>>67934117
Would you want to pay to watch this shit?
>>67934117
>Mexico plays a game in Atlanta
>Fills (or close to it) the Georgia Dome
>USMNT plays in the USA
>Gets maybe 11-12k
Lol - sucks being a USMNT fan. I'm worried if the USMNT ever gits gud that I'll be too bitter to enjoy it at all the bandwagon fans.
>>67933043
BUILD A WALL AND MEXICO PAYS FOR IT
>>67934093
haha, just trying to not act like a pre-teen anymore. fuck me right
also, lletget is the best american on the galaxy. if klinsman is going to shoehorn talent out of position anyway, he should go with him. ace touch, can dribble, pace, can cross, and above average in the tackle, and decent shot.
>>67934231
>>67933978
Want your answer?
Klinsmann tries to play Zardes like Lletget
>>67934231
Zardes benefits from a lack of forwards in the pool. Although I wholeheartedly agree, I want Zardes off the squad and would love to see Lletget get a chance.
>>67934370
Klinsmann could at least try to play him like tge Galaxy do
>those empty seats
oh man
>>67934231
>Lleget
>Too shit for West Ham U21s
>Saviour of America
>>67934405
What do you expect Klinsmann to do, play our players in their natural positions instead of trying to showhorn them into whatever formation he feels like trying?
s-stop bullying zardes.
he's in there because he will leave it all on the field, even if he doesn't have the techniquet. but most of our talent is the same way, which i hope changes sometime soon 2bh
>>67933081
There isn't any build wal sign, don't mind that autistic MurriIard.
in fact the stadium is practically empty
>>67934461
you have a good point
but only >1
FIFA is ours
>>67934484
Klinsmann get off
You've got a game to coach
The US's current kits are really ugly. Who approved that shit? They should just wear the centennial kits.
>Zardlel
I wish Bradley were 5 years younger.
tired of Zardes shit touch 2bh
>>67934560
all the new Nike shirts are shit
>>67934560
Should be those for home and the Waldos for away
>>67934596
Like a Catholic priest desu
What formation is the US using? And where is our German meme?
>>67934614
>>67934560
I like the Peruvian diagonal
But blue kit with red stripe
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Zardes Goal
Bobby Wood IS the hero we deserve
>zardkek
>>67934596
>(YOU)
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Zardes with another good tap-in
That wasn't a shotnby zardes he was trying to control it
fuck now Zardes will be starting based on the two goals he has scored
>Zardes will start for the US for the entire tournament
JUST
>Zardes tap in
This fucker is just a fluke foward who can't finish for shit.
Get Lee Nguyen in to replace him.
(YOU)sa
(YOU)sa
(YOU)sa
(YOU)sa
Get PulisGOD in and let's run this score up
Can someone who knows Bolivia much better than I do tell me if this is their B-team? Sure feels like it.
>>67934677
his touch is still shit
if anyting he should be playing as a paocher not a >winger
>>67934708
Would you rather have Wondo in?
PulisGOD when?
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Best Hawaiian athlete of all time, Bobby Wood or David Kalaiki-Ali'i?
>le klinsmann is bad meme
I see Reddit is in here
>>67934729
They only got to train 30 minutes overall
>>67934708
>can't finish for shit
its all he can do
>>67934795
Bobby Wood's good, but he ain't no flyin' Hawaiian, I tell you what.
Great pass from Bradley desu, le tap in man strikes again
>>67934795
Duke Kahanamoku
>>67934805
/mls/ has hated Klinsmeme much longer than r/mls
I
>tfw storms rolling in
Swag
>>67934842
Meant for >>67934798
>>67934815
my guess is that parroting fags that don't even watch are starting to show up.
>Dumpsey
>dempsey
what went wrong, lads?
P U L I S G O A T
>wood
>Messi ded
>Suarez ded
>Brazil C Team
>All other south american teams are shit
It's going to be Mexico or USA
>>67934868
>parroting
the hell is a parroting fag?
When will we get another player with as much swag as Donovan?
>Keksey
>>67934924
it's in the name you fag fag.
what in the hell was dempsey just imitating
PULISIC IN
PULISIC IN
PULISIC IN
>>67934932
>American Iniesta
>>67934932
goat jersey.
NIGBE AND PULIGOD COMING ON
HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
ZARDES OUT
PULIGOD
5-0 HERE WE GO
Thing is we actually could put together a decent side. Still have our limitations against bigger sides plus Klinsmann is always going to f-up somewhere. A few roster changes here and there and we might have depth.
Bolivia are trash though, much different next week.
Nagbe and Pulisic on for >Zardes and >Bedoya
CROATIA
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>>67934815
yep. he's surprisingly good at finishing crosses while going full speed, even at oblique angles. not so good when it's a control-then-shoot situation.
>>67934997
Why everyone hating on Bedoya
>lemme pass right into this wall of red jerseys
R8 my setup m8s
>>67935019
Bedoya had a good game but he's usually awful and a waste of a roster spot.
