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Madrid will win
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>67922594
pls go
>de gay
last minute torres winner pls
>>67922594
yes, atletico madrid will win at 90+3 with a cheecky header of Torres
Second for Ivanovic's ass
;_;
yeah m8 nice call we were on page 3, nearly pruned, phew
fucking idiot
asked too late in the old thread:
>did carrasco go and kiss some random atleti fan or was that his mrs? impressed if it was a random desu
>>67922706
who u supporting lad
>if anything too much pace on it
Fletch has learnt well from the master
>you now remember Cristiano Ronaldo tried to showboat when he had a chance to win the Champions League and fucked it up
>>67922712
This was me a couple of years ago.
lol just look a penaldo
pathetic
We're gonna have to put up with another 30mins of this shit, aren't we lads? At least it is picking up now
>>67922776
atleti
Atletico pls score
>>67922851
'no'
>>67922832
Nevermind.
Next year we get to watch Leicester in the final.
who /nervous/ here?
>>67922554
I want my cheeky torres goal
I'm just not ready for torres guys
>>67922801
Give your strength to atleti
Everyone here wants Atleti to win, right? There aren't any traitors here, right?
Poonaldo is rekted
>>67922885
i have no emotional investment in this at all
>>67922900
You will be when time comes. Just be urself
why tf arent i seeing more pics of high test hollie
How long is the extra time half time?
Could I get a quick wank in?
>>67922937
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ronaldo is so shit today lads
penalty WHEN?
still more exciting than tiki taka era barca
why is Bayol falling over so easily?
Lads, what would be your ideal final next season?
I'd like to see Leicester Barca.
>>67922939
I want everyone on the pitch to lose. Even Clatenberg
>>67923003
LOOK-AT-ME-ATTENTION-WHORE FLAG
>>67922993
literally minutes lad they just stop for a drink then they're back at it you're gonna have to be quick
>>67923050
he spain now
dirty as fuck Ramos
>>67923003
>today
>>67923003
oh man!
>>67922986
Need to see a pic of her arse. I feel that will be the cherry on the high test cake.
>>67923052
Leicester vs Club Brugge
send him off ffs
dorty cunt
based clatenburg aint taking any shit
Clatternburg GOAT
red desu
Someones getting sent off for sure
>tfw real madrid wins because of this
best tactical foul i have ever seen 2bh
THAT'S A RED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
smart ramos, not red imho
>>67923081
he was a disgusting diver in the prem as well
ClattenLAD keeping the spics in check
>>67923003
>(you)
>ramos scores an offside goal and should have been sent off
so fucking undeserved
Clattenburg really grew some balls after the Chelsea game against Spurs.
Ready to get cucked, Atletico?
Scissored him from behind on a breakaway with no intent to go for the ball. That seems like it would be a red
>>67923152
I'd have to agree with you. Did what needed to be done, good shit.
Cmon Madrid
>>67922594
fuck off /v/
why are RM such dirty cunts
why are spanish teams so boring lads?
Extra time again fuck
Should have been red lads, really dirty foul.
off to the kitchen, anyone want anything getting?
>>67923227
only if he has a clear goalscoring opportunity
>>67922684
Never gets old
>>67923227
It should've been, but RM is paying Clatty off.
>>67923146
>>67923160
mongs
My question is, did he kiss a random fan or his girl?
If he kissed a random fan, that's just fucking funny as fuck lel.
>>67923227
Professional foul is always a yellow and the tackle wasn't that bad
>>67923227
First if all, he wasn't the last man. Second of all, it wasn't that rough.
Yellow was the right decision.
>>67923299
Bottle of Magners please mate.
Asalaam Wa'alaikum my English brethren. Mind if I get comfy in here?
>>67923299
Chocolate milk m8
Real should really park the bus and let Bale rip them apart on fuck long counters.
>>67923227
it was not red, stop crying
>>67923358
no blacks, no dogs, no irish
sorry pal
>>67922776
Atleti senpai
Actually lost my shit for the equaliser. Looked like a right cunt tbf
Reckon I manage a quickie in before extra time?
FT HT Slag time
>>67923299
cheeky spliff m8
>>67923358
Sho ting bredren
Who here hoping Bayol gets a cheeky hammy or acl before the euros?
>>67923299
>english cuisine
>>67923227
No scissor, no goal scoring opportunity, no red.
>>67923299
grab me a cold one
>>67923300
>red cards only apply if you have a goal scoring opportunity
are you retarded ?
CLATTENBURG CLATTENBURG RUNNING DOWN THE WING
ahahahah ramos has a tramp stamp
>>67923299
Eisbein with Sauerkraut plz
>>67923446
Would unironically shag all of them
...I need to break this dry streak
>>67923482
rather it happen to Ronaldo to watch him pout
FULL TIME HALF TIME BANGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7VhofoV3qs
>>67923433
> liking black cocks
Quickie off yourself m8
>mfw watching American commercials
>>67923482
nah kind of want wales to beat us so woy is definitely on for the pot
>>67923433
have a quick glass of bleach instead
>>67923433
>incognito mode
Scared mummy is going to find out what you've been looking at when she's on the computer later?
This is all on Benzaderp not scoring that great chance he had. Moes, if you aren't drunk and dead yet, remind me why you rate him
People give Clattenberg a hard time, especially after his awful FA Cup final, but he's been decent tonight.
>>67923433
NIAMH
I
A
M
H
>>67923573
>wanting us to lose in the easiest competitive game since the yanks
Fuck off traitor
>>67923568
>We are in 2016
>>67922879
kek
They can make do with the Charity shield
>>67923520
If you think that was a tackle harsh enough for a red card, you should just stop watching, because based Clattenburg isn't a >laliga ref.
>>67923446
Would fug second from the right.
Looks qt desu
>>67923433
share the password m9
>>67923568
>fatone
>fat one
hehe
>inb4 Real 4-1 a.e.t.
dubs for the inevitable Ramos red card
>>67923607
Yeah he's been spot on. Got 30 minutes to embarrass England though.
>>67923654
congratulations, you played yourself
>>67922937
HALA MADRID , HALA MADRID. EL EQUIPO DEL GOBIERNO, LA VERGUENZA DEL PAIS
>>67923433
so did u?
>>67923299
Cornetto.
>>67923555
i need closure on whats wrong with his noggin'
Well that's just wrong Atleti had a penalty shot out en route to the finak
>>67923620
You know these girls?
>>67923335
Nobody seems but me seems to care but...
Update: Apparently it was his girl.
She is a model.
That's what one of the greek commentators said.
>>67923694
Don't worry, he's got the whole Euro to do that
wew Bale
once again, Clatters doesn't allow the advantage
why is he officiating the final?
Lol, le I-don't-play-advantage-man Clattenburg
>bale is world class
>>67923446
Would bang any one of them who showed me interest.
>bayol
lads theres this italian telly show right
well theres this italian bird on it
lads
what would happen if atleti supporters started monkey chanting bale? would they get done for racism?
>>67923722
Explain yourself slav.
Also, dubs and this goes to penalties.
>Danilo
>32 million
bag o shite
>>67923573
we're going to lose to wales lad. guarantee it. all that positive stuff in the germany game, woy's completely done away with it. we'll scrape through the groups and go out in the next round.
C'mon Athletico, fuck Real
>>67923792
England have got the whole Euro to do that famalam
Why is Vasquez on?
>Yiddo
>Real missing shots from yards out to regain fitness
>ronaldo in full sprint mode
>>67923812
Worst ref in PL, let alone Europe.
I have no fucking idea.
>bayol
>>67923871
>th
>>67923774
Why would he kiss a random girl? It was obviously his partner, you total imbecile.
>>67923752
If he was genetically predisposed to look like that but contracted zika before birth, would he have a normal sized cabeza? Has this ever happened before?
>>67923871
there's no "h" in Atletico
>>67923825
Tbh I'd bang 99.999% of women if they offered. Even crippled and mongs
>>67923620
This just reaffirms my lust of eating arse.
>Bale
Also what the fuck is this captcha?
Poo-naldo is fucked
>>67923825
not 2 surely. she looks like someones mum but woke up 20 years younger one day.
>Just got in from work
>straight under the covers
>watching extra time
Feels good.
>>67923906
tbf it would be the most alpha thing he could do, just walk up to a random female atletico supporter and kiss her
>>67923812
he did you retard, carrasco stopped
Someone should probably tell Hargreaves that they aren't called Athletico
>>67923937
newfag detected
>gf on period
>work tomorrow
>real can still win
Shite night lads
>>67923903
Understandable spelling mistake for an English speaker.
>tfw hate both teams
>>67923620
Pass us the snap, puto
>>67923906
would have been smooth as fuck if it was a random tbf
>>67923903
>>67923924
Thanks Bernie Bros
>>67923620
Would *terrorise* that ass.
Literal allahu akbar stuff
>>67923953
>working on a Saturday
smdh. Where you working lad?
>>67923942
she probably gives great head, the unfortunate looking ones usually do to compensate
>>67923850
arsenal fans got racial abuse charges for throwing a banana at him
>>67923984
>You're still here
WHY CANT YOU FUCK OFF
>>67923984
Filtered. Bye
>>67923991
>gf on period
also FONT
>>67923971
what game are you watching?
Savić making ronaldo look like shit out there
Why are Slavs so based?
>>67923937
>he doesn't have a 4chan pass
>>67923870
>>67923870
Let's be honest guys, do England even have any top players?
No.
Are they a good team with a good mentality?
No.
You need at least one of those things to win anything in football
>>67923932
smelling too, right? just me?
>>67924003
;_;
There's a lot of things I like about the enhanced BT Sport player but the fact you can't get rid of the bit in the bottom right really irks me.
>>67923984
fat cunt detected
>>67923953
>working on a bank holiday weekend
Howling
>>67923854
she burns the coal
>>67924027
Working tomorrow and Monday as well.
Traditional 9/5 Mon to Fri work weeks no longer exist.
>>67923991
If you had a bf you wouldn't have that shit to deal with. I really do feel sorry for straight guys.
>>67923942
Especially 2. You underestimate how far im willing to go for a girl who shows me an inkling of interest.
>>67924059
I stopped paying once Moot sold to the Jap.
>>67923848
m8 just started series 1, when does she come in?
>>67924070
sterling and alli are top players
>>67924085
get rid of your self m8
>>67924103
I feel for you, I've been on shift 8-5 today and gotta go in tomorrow 4-midnight
>>67924070
>do England even have any top players?
top 2 goal scorers in the most competitive league in the world aren't top players apparently
>>67924103
Yes they do lad
>based civil service job
>get Tuesday off as well because it's the Queen's birthday or some bollocks.
WHO IS THE CUNT WITH THE WHISTLE
>>67924085
>Ronaldo has a shot on target.
For some reason I found that funny.
>>67924172
Fucking hell that's rough. Where do you work?
>>67924159
3 or 4 episodes into series 2
shes got a proper skinnyfat body with the olive skin, dark hair and lovely face too, ultimate qt.
>>67924059
>He supports the nips in their conquest to take over the west
>>67924205
Clattenburg
>>67924205
clattenberg mate
>>67924180
>>based civil service job
do you literally have no ambition?
>>67924180
We get to use the Queen's birthday for any day in June.
brexit
>>67924093
I can get tanned in no time, no problem here
>greasedman
>>67924230
>not supporting nips
rasheed detected
>>67924172
10-6.30 today, tomorrow and Monday. Fuck being a wage slave whilst at uni.
>>67923991
>gf on period
Bloody brilliant, you just wait for them to get over all the crying and shit, and convince them to let you stick it in the pooper
#winning
How long before saul niguez is in the prem? Surely he's for Chelsea this summer?
>>67924221
The best ones they've done are if someone does a nice piece of skill it just says "Griezmann skill".
>>67924205
England's Brave Mark Clattenburg
>>67924180
Eh... to be honest, I don't particularly mind. Starting a masters this coming Sept.
>>67924225
Work for a company who manage freelance session musicians. You'd be amazed how last minute all this stuff is
>>67924265
El Fary is spinning in his grave
>>67924296
>going from CL winners to 10th in the PL
lel no
>>67924176
Are Vardy and Kane on the level of the other top forwards in the competition? Like Griezmann or Muller?
England have a few good players, but no world class ones. Hart is probably the best english player and he's 3rd or 4th best keeper in the prem.
>>67924161
Alli could be good, Sterling is a joke.
Real are finished.
>>67924245
Mon-Fri, bank holidays, flexi-time, good promotion scale, good pay. Who wouldn't.
>>67924090
This
Also
>he didn't book Friday and Tuesday off for five days chilling out at his parents place
>bale
>>67923991
>gf on period
>a bad thing
>not parting the red sea
lol bayol
Bale fucked
>>67923972
>Someone should probably tell Hargreaves that they aren't called Athletico
Only they are called Athletico
>>67922684
What a bizarre rant to go on just because a girl looked at a football player. Why are virgins so easily triggered?
>>67924172
Why are you working those shifts? Are you a pleb?
>>67924245
Civil Service run the country, lad
Me gran is from liverpool so ill be posti g wuf you lot init
>comparing Vardy/Kane to the likes of Bale
top fukin kek
Man imagine the pain Bale is in.
I already have to cry if I get cramp in the morning, he has to stand up and keep playingz
>bale hurt
Wales btfo
Grease Man with a cheeky 118th minute winner.
Dubs confirm.
>>67924085
Yes you can you mong, you just literally click anywhere on the screen and it disappears.
>>67924357
tfw gf won't let me near her legs during period
Hope Bale gets injured now desu. Wales' superstar. Without him we'll face Ashley Williams and half robson-kanu in the euros
You know you're fucked when >Marlelo has been your best player so far
>>67924368
Atlético and Athletic, lad.
t. Athletic fan.
>>67924295
She's emotional in the week building up to it, not when she's actually on it.
Does result in some great sex before a week of hj/bj's.
>>67924408
this. Bale is gash
>>67924413
just cramps
>>67924317
Menudo es mi padre > game of thrones
>>67924335
good pay? Pfft, mine's been frozen at 1% for like 5+ years and no progression pay in the grades for ages.
>mfw when a dirty taff cunt near me thought bale would leave Wales to the euro semis
Is there a more disgusting part of the U.K. lads? Maybe Liverpool or Preston
>>67924328
>Like Griezmann or Muller?
Muller is an absolute sideman compared to EBJV and Kane
>>67924419
Thanks for the tip mate. Worked like a treat. I'll get you Reddit gold.
>>67924070
never thought we'd win it, just thought we looked like we could really play in that friendly against germany desu. woy has completely dismantled that lineup since then though, and returned us to the turgid shit that we're used to. seems like a waste
>>67922684
/balk/
>>67924368
NO
Fucking talksport sun reading cunts . o I bet you hang out the bk of dat lol Keysy
NO.
>>67924245
Civil service extends beyond working in your local library. I work in the bigtime up in London
Casemiro MOTM
>tfw same hairline as godin
>>67924447
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atl%C3%A9tico_Madrid
Marcelo is a joke of a player. Can't believe he made it this far.
>>67924464
Whats wrong with Preston?
Juan Francisco
>>67924408
Imagine Vardy abroad. Fucking hell. I'm surprised okazaki didn't claim racial harrassment
who's Simeone gonna sub in?
>>67924447
Mila esker
Athletico are all over them now
>Modric 119th minute goal
>TORRES equalizer right after
habbening lads
>>67924458
Just over £23'000 pour moi matey. As a retail wage slave his entire days this is a lot of money to me.
>>67924430
SWANSEA MENTIONED
>>67924539
japs are based and not sjws or soft cunts
>>67924532
literally nothing
blackpool is a shithole though
>>67924464
Ever been to Wolverhampton?
>>67924469
The is no english player better than Muller.
Vardy will be back in the Championship in two years, one season flash in the pan. Fair play to him but he's had his moment.
Fuck me Carrasco has been good tonight
>>67924464
Birmingham obviously
>>67924513
>tfw 24 and hairline exactly the same as ever
>barber complains about how thick it is
carrasco is class
>>67923991
when the river runs red lad
As a Newcastle fan I can't imagine the stress of watching your team play in a CL final. Must be fucking unbearable.
>>67924516
That's what I meant
>>67924420
Cuck, you need to be more assertive and take it she probably just looks at you as a little sissy boy who she can tell what to do. One day jamal will show her he's not afraid to give her the best fucking of her life on her period
quick fag
dubs and torres will score the winning penalty
>>67924574
They're a bunch of manchild enabling freaks though.
>>67924420
sounds selfish of her 2bh m8
>>67924388
>>67924503
>civil service is important
i s-swear
>>67924450
Mine gets super horny just before too. But she gets all tired and vomity and shit during, so it's kind of a no go. Feels bad man
Ronaldo a shit.
Should've subbed him of and kept Benz or Kroos in.
Oh well, I'm rooting for Atletico anyway.
>>67924590
Haha yeah my dads from there. Fucking shithole if ever there was one
>>67924596
Is he going to Euro?
>>67924630
especially against your local rivals
Reminder that if Americunts had their way there would have been 20 advert breaks by now.
>>67924621
Knew he was going to be a top player when he scored against arsenal last year
It was such a cold blooded finish
>>67924630
>yfw Siem de Jong makes the winning in 90+2
Christ that sticky is a mess
>>67924630
>tfw i'll never know that stress
It's kinda good I think
>>67924595
That's what people said about Harry Kane last year and he's proven to be the best centre forward in Europe.
>>67924672
>muggin your dad on the internet
ingrate
why is ronaldo standing on the outside of the ring no listening to zidane?
is it because he thinks he is bigger and better than the team?
>>67924630
Utd fan here, the finals against Barca were tortue.
>>67924679
Yes sir. He's in the squad but is kind of a fringe player
>>67924722
Has de jong even scored for Newcastle?
>>67924630
The 2008 final in Moscow was the worst and best night of my life. Those penalties near made me puke, but Terry slipping gloriously and Anelka choking brought tears to my eyes.
All in all, a horrific experience
>>67924665
No fear here. I lick my gfs muff when she is on her period, have yet to be caught by the red sea.
half time slags anyone?
>>67924420
she's getting it from a real man whilst she's on her period cuck
>>67924722
>implying he'd be fit to play
Think he's had about 85 minutes total in a Newcastle shirt.
>>67922554
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>>67924782
yes, he's always been like that
Hello everyone.
WHY THE FUCK DOESNT SOMEONE SCORW IN ET WHY DO U FUCKING WANT PENS ITS TOO NERVOUS fuck sake
Someone in the BT Sport commentary box keeps hitting a microphone.
>CL final reduced to penalties
>The city of Madrid
>>67924703
AND THIS PENALTY IS BROUGHT TO YOUR BY OUR FRIENDS AT RONS AUTO EMPORIUM. AND NOW LETS GET TO THE PLAY OF THE DAY BOUGHT TO YOU BY HANK'S GUN BAZAAR.
>>67924739
The sticky is the containment thread for casuals
Guys I'm from the future, Torres scores a header in 6 minutes
>>67924630
>>67924692
>>67924790
>>67924800
this is going to be a dickhead post but honestly tho.
you're plastics, why does it even matter to you?
Not if you're watching this as a neutral.
Come on we want pens
Wonder how much the ref gets paid for this gig, must be pretty good
>>67924851
KSI
>>67924769
Kane is great, but I could name so many better forwards
>>67924851
its michael owen hes under the desk and keeps trying to pop his head up but hits the mic
>>67924879
from your lips to Allah's ears inshallah
losing my hairline at 20 lads, have no beard either
is clattenburg a human?
clattenbergs been great, he might of won manu the fa cup. But his been great tonight.
>>67924633
she was a virgin til I came along lad, she lets me do anything, even anal but won't let me near her legs
>>67924651
yeah
>>67924842
I've sat through almost 2 hours of this shit, I deserve pennos now.
>>67924503
>Civil service
>bigtime
Kek
Well, look on the bright side, at least it's impossible for you to get sacked.
The public sector is basically primary school for adults
>>67924879
Noted
>>67924886
>plastic Newcastle fan
How do you figure mate? I have a season ticket.
>>67924887
Meant for >>67924842
Really bad gas today lads. Not comfy at all.
>>67924886
Never heard of you mate, soz
>>67924851
Maybe it's your cock trini>>67924860
>>67924796
He's scored twice in competitive games and a whole bunch in pre-season. Has looked horrendously off the pace when he played this season though
>>67924886
Neck yourself
>>67924886
Your a tripfag on a Polynesian Mail Order Ceramics website. Why does it even matter to you?
>both teams literally walking
fucking spanish mongball lads
JAMIE VARDY'S HAVING A PARTEY
>>67924886
Why do you walk towards the camera?
>>67924900
KEK
>did you just say Owen?
>Fuck off Michael you know I'm talking to Hargreaves
GROINSHOT
Hot and sticky groin
>>67924952
soz lad didn't mean to include you
you did just give a reddit tier post tho, acknowledge they're plastic next time.
>kit
Excuse me?
>>67922554
Ainsley Harriot is my favourite black lad
>>67925019
post Fuentes Spain isn't the same
PARTEY TIME
mosquitoes are going to drink me alive
>>67924886
OK, I live in Altrincham now, but how does that make me a plastic?
Stretty end ST
leicester could deck both of these shit teams vardy would bag a hatrick
>>67925050
Seriously, fuck off.
This thread is for good /Brit/ discussion
If you want to shit post and spam names then go and join the third world poor fest that's happening within the sticky
Alri?
COME ON WHOEVER THAT IS
>>67925065
this is why yanks need to leave brit threads
>>67925080
Hey i have bad mosquito too
>>67925019
kek
>>67925086
Leicester are shit mate
>>67925075
Scratch that. Partey aborted.
>>67925050
Who do you support btw fat man?
>>67925120
klopp probably rolls amazing spliffs
>>67925107
Who are you talking to?
>>67925086
literally this
la liga is gash
>>67925050
If you support FC Cabbage, then why are you watching this?
P.S. who trips on 4chan? kek
>>67925149
Yes, leave
GUYS LETS VOTE FOR A MEME PLAYER FOR BT MOTM. WE CAN HAVE MANY KEKS.
>>67925085
literally doxxed
>Modric wearing boots with various pastel colours
Pretty /fa/
>Simeone's fluffy humid hair
>>67925161
thats not even a roll up though he is a pleb smoker
Godin is breddy gud
>>67925129
>chatting shit
pepe deserves death
Pepe needs to be shot
>pepe is still on the pitch
pepe is a thug
>>67925080
>>67925123
>2016
>not having anti flying-jew nets
>>67925196
Donaldo it is then
>Owen Hargreaves """"""""commentary"""""""""""
The Atletico Madrid numbers and lettering looks always fake to me. Like whenever id go to the Canaries as a youngster and spend all my euros on fake footy tops.
this game is fucking boring
>peepee
>>67925285
I live outside though
>>67925224
yeah i just meant he seems like that type of bloke
>>67925222
Those negro genes are starting to show on him
Has Ronaldo ever turned up in a CL final? Literally dogshit in every one I've ever watched him in.
this ET has been awful
Is Raphael Varane still a thing
>>67925300
Owen Hargreaves """""""accent""""""
>Pepe
bale is gonna do his hammy if he keeps on like this
perfect
>>67925317
Being homeless
Pepe poopoo ha ha am I right lads?
Why does Ronaldo always look at the big screen when he does something?
>torres
>>67925310
i'll suck your peepee :3
>real madrid in charge of fitness
>>67925300
He's literally only on the commentary team because he has connections with Bayern. Same with Owen and United and Liverpool.
refball 2bh, never a handball
Most of the Real front line can barely run at this point and yet, Athletico can't string 3 passes together.
>>67925300
He sounds like he's on valium
>>67925360
>paying rent
>>67925331
Scored the 4-1 in the 2014 champions league final
>>67925304
Check you out going abroad on holiday
How the fuck was that on intentional? What a shit decision.
>>67925368
because he's a narcissistic bellend
>>67925368
because he is an egomaniac
>it's going to be a Cristiano Ronaldo takes a shit free kick episode
Honestly, I don't think this cunt has got one on target in about 3 seasons, I don't know why he still gets talked up as a threat from them
>>67925347
this. great from an international perspective
>completely fine for 90mins
>suddenly everyone ded in the next 15
What
These players are meant to be super fit
>>67924819
She looks paralytic - pretty sure you'd be onto a Ched with that
please injure ramos for life
>>67925331
scored for utd in 2008, but he did miss in the penalty shootout
>>67925340
Yeah it's an odd Canadian-English-(maybe)German
>>67925364
Get out you third world cunt
>friend just phoned me to ask if pepe frog meme comes from pepe
FUCK OFF YOU NORMIE TWAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEAVE OUR MEMES ALONE
>>67925425
Wasn't it a penalty lel
Ramos trying to get that red soon
>>67925425
Yeah he scored the 4th goal when the game was already over. Then celebrated as if he'd scored an absolute clutch goal.
>>67925304
I like it
Singles and it hits the wall
>>67925498
>friend
sure m8
>>67925517
noice
>>67925517
magic
>shitnaldo
>>67925445
Told you. Useless.
>>67925517
Wizard
>>67925456
Spanish teams dope
It's the comedown from the PEDs
>>67925456
>play 90 min games the whole year
>train for 90 mins games the whole year
It's not like they're going to up their training in the last few weeks of a season and risk an injury
odds on ronaldo wanting the final winning penalty?
>>67925498
If you can pick up the phone you're a normie mate even more when you have a friend
>Thomas Blackey finally on
>>67925498
Phoned you? !!!!
How awkward. You should've hung up and text him
PARTEY TIME
ah yes, the "ronaldo is good at DFKs" meme
>>67925498
send him a link to one of the threads on /d/ and tell him that thats where pepe is from
So I just bought myself a can of cream soda, having not had one in about ten years. Has it always had that weird bitterness about it, or did I just buy a bad brand?
>>67925498
Honestly mate you sound a bit autistic even for 4chan standards
>>67925517
Well done mon
Ronaldo is shit at free-kicks why does he keep getting given them??
>>67925517
fucking madman
Thomas Partey is a player I really rate t b q h
Could Thomas be any blacker?
>>67925620
Because he's homosexual
>>67925608
Is Ronaldo playing??
>>67925587
>>67925590
>britfags
should not be surprised
>>67925589
Go away spic and take your shit to the sticky.
>>67925587
>>67925589
>>67925590
Hmm. Nothing wrong with this I suppose.
>slippy d
>>67925648
idk papiss cisse is pretty much the blackest person on the planet
>Juanfran looks 40
>Turns out he's only 31
Jesus what happened in his life for him to look this old?
>>67925615
You're going wild on a Saturday night aren't you.
Pens incoming. Time to get comfy.
HOOF IT TO TORRES
>>67925615
Definitely a bad brand. Should have a smooth and sweet taste on the way down.
>>67925695
Yeah, fair play actually
>>67925299
no don't be fucking retarded, make it someone shit like Gabi
>>67925672
I wish I could crawl up inside Simeones blazer
>>67925683
>JF ruining the comfy
>not hitting that first time
>cashemiro
bottled it
>>67925725
Ask Diego Costa
>>67925728
BUCK wild
... if ya know what I mean
vazquez is a bit shit
If this goes to penleltys im not watching. My feet too sweaty and i havent eaten all day
>>67925725
Simeone made him park the bus all the time!
>pepe play acting
>>67925496
I'll get out
My dick in your mums cunt ;^)
Should've given it to Torres the shitter
Pepe antics again
hope some italian slits pepes throat after the game
JESUS CHRIST ATLETICO STRING SOME FUCKING PASSES TOGETHER FOR GODS SAKE
That absolute look of disdain for Pepe from clattenburg KEK
PEPE WE ARE SO SICK OF YOUR SHIT FOR FUCKS SAKE
top kek at clattenburgs reaction
Wow Pepe is absolute scum
Bet Madrid wish they had lingard instead of vasquez
>>67925773
Aka how is romelu lukakoon 23 years old.
I really hope Pepe dies a painful death
>Clattenburg shaking his head
WEBM WHERE
>spanish football
is Ronaldo officially past it?
Did you see that fucking tongue
Clattenburg lizard man confirmed
>>67925839
pretty intense lad
>>67925203
Go outside once in a while, fatboy
PASS
pepe is such a fucking cunt
>>67925616
>4chan standards
you've literally just given me an apparent "standard" that doesn't exist. You now realise how bad your post was.
Pepe is a literal monkey
Why are Brazilian footballers such queers?
Who wins this on pens?
Injure Pepe please. For life
Thomas looks really bad
>>67925820
Stop bullying your older brother
>>67925915
i'd lock his tongue with mine tbhnohomo
>>67925839
kek
real will win on pens and it will all be pointless
>>67925995
Atletico. Read are knackered.
I hope Pepe gets ball cancer
we penalties now
Atletico should have won the game at ET, it's over now Navas is too good at penalties.
Penulties
n e w
e
w
n e w
e
w
do i have enough time for a cigarette before penalties??
Atletico players look more nervous, Real will prob win penalty shootout
>>67926043
I can't see how being tired affects you ability to jog 5 yards and kick a penalty.
Who's the player you would least like to score the winning penalty?
>>67926047
Dark humour right here.
>>67926064
no need ffs
>>67926064
>Not understanding how comfy threads work
Fuck off cunt
Pls make Ronaldshit miss god, I'll go to church and everything
who's /nervous/ here?
Man I hope >Torres don't miss.
>>67925954
fucking garot yourself you utter arsehole
i hope your dad fucking stabs you to death in a final fit of anger at his spastic blob of shit for a son
>>67926005
Hopefully simeone only put him on for penalty reasons
>BENULDIES
FUGG :DDDDDD
>>67926064
No you fucking idiot
>>67926149
tsu
>>67926064
gay cunt
Lineker's working for BT now?
>>67926064
fuck off, we stay here until pens finish.
>>67926143
Then you're dumb
>>67926179
I'm more worried about Griezmann
>Supposed to be the pinnacle of fitness
>Can't run once for 150 minutes
Football was a mistake
Tempted to find some gayboy on craigslist offering to suck my dick
I'll take anything desu
I can see Oblak stop a penalty desu.
Lads quick question before belanties :DDD
Why do you write TSUUUU
when in portugese it's SIIIIIIIIIM
Dubs and greaseman scores the winning penalty
>>67926149
Donaldo
>>67926279
just the CL nights
>fucking garot yourself
RTE sound fed up with the CL if you care
>>67926307
>150 minutes
fuck off back to /a/, virgin
>>67926349
Maybe thats because he'll be taking the first penalty you dumb fuck
>>67926323
Go for it senpai
simeone is such a try hard
I rate zidane
>I rate zidane
>smoking a cheeky joint in the stadium
TSUUUUUUU TSUU TSUUUUUU TSUUUUUUU TSUU TSUUUUUU TSUUUUUUU TSUU TSUUUUUU TSUUUUUUU TSUU TSUUUUUUTSUUUUUUU TSUU TSUUUUUU TSUUUUUUU TSUU TSUUUUUU TSUUUUUUU TSUU TSUUUUUU
Cheeky Greasy
yay
>Marcelo
Just for that I hope real loses.
what is oblak doing?
BALE WILL MISS
Navas is going too early
>>67926759
one of the stranges dives for a penalty ive ever seen
>>67926759
Falling lightly to either side
>internet died for first 2 pens
boo
>Penalty shootout
>suddenly need a piss
Every time
does oblak realise he's supposed be saving the pens
>Stream dying
FUCK YOU
I can't take it lads!?!?!?!
>>67926891
Probably just hoping people miss
>>67926860
Are you me?
>oblak is a good shot stopper
oh fuck off
Oblak is literally doing nothing, thinks these are PES penalties or something
he'll stay in the middle again, just watch
Because of the gay fucking beard
>>67926950
Who cares who wins
;_;
Why god
tsu?
fuck sake
Literally the worst possible finish. Fucking hell
Fucking Juanfran
Ronaldo gets his dream end
Shitty final
feel so bad for atleti ;_;
Someone tell them fans it a fucking football match
there is no justice in the world
>Allowing Real to win
Why god? Why?
>>67927214
No tsu.
Only sleep now.
turned the stream off, going to sleep bitter
YES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
GO TO BED ATLETICO
terrible final
boring as shit and undeserved winners
Bollocks
>takes top off, lays down and waits for teammates to lay on him
>qts crying in the crowd
The champions league's gone to shit. We need the glorious LIVERPOOL back up there
>tsuu posting flooding the board
fuck sake
FUCKING LOL
I'm laughing but I'm genuinely annoyed ; _ ;
>Rte pundits dejected at atletico loss
They're not even trying to hide it
>>67927673
next, next year la
>>67927673
Worst post in this entire thread.
>>67927702
Well he single-handedly won the champions league for Real.
Reminder that this trophy win is all down to Benitez. Two years time that'll be Newcastle lifting that trophy pet
>>67927673
CL just doesn't interest me as much without english teams desu
>>67927673
It's ok because Leicester will win it next year
need to hug torres
>>67927473
Rigging cunts BTFO
Shame that it's destiny for us to draw them though.
All these Atletico qts in the stands.
>>67927950
3 years from now is the earliest Newcastle can win it m8, hold your horses
ffs Oblak
Ffs where was Torres
worst CL winners of the last 10 years. worse than chelsea.
>>67927990
Football as a whole doesn't interest me as much as it used to desu.
