Giants v Rockies game thread
First for the GOAT
650
reporting in
>1st inning HR drought
checked
You can eliminate one of the following from existence.
>famine
>coors field
Which do you pick?
>Giants offense coming alive
Ohhhhhhh yeah
>>67922140
Coors
>Commercial runs over the double
based bum
>that sac fly
Is this mad man the great bambino of our era?
Anyone else think the rox can get a hot streak and end up being a wild card team?
Seeing the doys end up in third would be preturn funny desu.
>>67923065
The Rockies offense is really good desu, even in non-meme parks
If you had asked me before the season started I would've called you crazy but given the way some of their guys have been hitting... maybe
>>67922820
WS Cowboy
>>67923065
We should go clubbing and talk about this
>>67923538
That's Fucked up family.
Good 1 though m8, I'll give you that.
>Shifting that much on Duffy
He sprays the ball all over the field. Why leave the 3rd base line so open?
>>67923790
The shift should be a sometimes snack. Managers use it too much.
>>67923458
Takes shit from nobody
>>67922140
Coors. I'd use the land to grow crops to feed the hungry.
>>67923883
Madbum starts shit waaaaay too much man
Like that time he glared down the Dads dude for no fucking reason
>>67923968
Myers gave bum a look to be fair. Bum just overreacted.
>>67923862
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/04/27/632916583/1461790888945/asset_1200K.mp4
>>67923954
"Crops" in Colorado
It's weird seeing this many people in coors.
>>67923883
I Just now noticed him telling puigs hoe ass "let's go!" >>67923968
I hope he starts shit with you for no reason. I bet you won't say shit, he'll touch you up.
aw fuck it's a day game
>>67924174
dude weed lmao
>>67924282
go back to choking on the green weenie
Brandon "the master of the product" Crawford
>Giants running a promotion to honor le ziti man
>>67924247
The Rockies aren't absolute garbage for the first time in a couple years. They aren't great, but there is hope for once.
Also it's Saturday.
>Roockies Fielding
>>67924460
They were first promoting it super hard bc panda's return since being a Dick about leaving.
He's busy "rehabbing" at a buffet right now though, that cheeky guy.
hunter pence is older than span
span's beard always makes me think he's 40
>>67924608
Local all you can eat buffets were also promoting super hard for panda's return.
>>67923706
I don't feel like Googleing i just walked home 3.5 miles last night, because i hit the curb for texting and driving so i got a flat. That's neither here nor there, but after they club the sea lion what is it used for?
(My car has rims so i didn't have the special socket to take off the rim to put the spare, so i parked it then walked home. Just to answer a few questions if any of you faggot ass faggots have any or even fucking care)
My body when walking, im not use to walking ain't walked anywhere more than a mile in 6 yrs
>>67924731
You need seal oil to make peanut butter.
>>67924846
For some odd reason i want to believe you, but im not going to. I don't believe in god so i ain't believeing you.
>>67924976
On a short googling, apparently if sealions eat too much salmon it's bad for fishing so they get rid of them by beating them withe a bat.
>>67924731
To preserve the pelts. Bullets put holes in the pelts.
>Arenado finally doesn't hit a dinger
>Duffy error
Ffs
>>67925104
This the only one that sounds believable, that peanut butter and bullet shit, miss me with that. Don't like it kiss my ass till your lips bleed.
>smallball
aw yeah
>>67925614
I wonder if buster has saw this?
He's safe
not sure that steal was a good call desu
Well, bums not gonna pitch all 9 innings. Nervous now.
Ball 3 was a strike 2bh
FUCK THIS FUCKING UMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAD
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
CRAWNIKED
>Bases loaded, 0 outs
>MadBum
Wasn't nervous at all.
"Torture" conditioning worked.
>It's a "Lopez walks a guy" episode
How did he go from the best LOOGY in the game to total shit so fast?
>>67930239
he is old
>this fucking bullpen
lopez is this years affeldt
>>67930239
Meme elevation
They should just fucking walk that guy
Jesus Christ
Why is our bullpen literal human feces-tier?
Fuuuuuu
> Giants offense dies after the second inning
>Bullpen choking away Bum's QS
andrew miller when
>>67930653
The offense never showed up
It was literally one swing for 75% of the runs
I Fucking hate this Fucking ball park
dammit
Blow up the entire bullpen and start over
>it's another "bullpen takes a starter's win away" episode
>>67930851
Bochy shouldn't have pulled Law for Lopez desu senpai
Deciding to take out 1 of our actually good bullpen guys and putting in Osich and Lopez was a mistake
>>67930893
>That time Strickland blew the lead and and got the win because the Giants scored in the bottom of the inning
>Law, Romo, and Casilla are the only servicable guys in the whole pen
>Romo's basically a ROOGY at this point and on the DL
>Casilla is still mediocre compared to other closers
>Law is still an unproven rookie.
>>67931038
Gearrin is alright
He's not like legendary or anything but he's serviceable which is already better than most of the pen
woo base hits
>>67931080
He can't strike guys out though. Only really useful when you need a groundball DP
>>67930751
Nevermind
THANK
YOU
BASED
POSEY
CARRY
THIS
SHIT
OFFENSE
POSEY
THE MAN
THE LEGEND
POSEY!!!!
6 RBIs on two HRs!!!
BUSTED YET AGAIN
HOLY SHIT
Slumping Posey is scary
HOLY SHIT DHAGAHyhsvdhsjxhsbshshshsh
Posey: "I'm tired of all this shit, we better fucking win this one"
MVPOSEY
I firmly believe that Posey intentionally aimed for the Giant's bullpen on that home run
HE DID IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Thank you based Posey
Can you imagine Posey's career stats if he played for Colorado?
>>67931290
>Not hitting any of them on the head
Disgraceful desu
>>67931290
Eli Whiteside may agree with you.
>>67931332
Literally Bonds
>>67931332
His away stats are phenomenal. He gets hurt by AT&T way more than people realize. But if you want to see something really insane, it's Bonds as a career Rockie.
I'm fucking sick of this meme park.
#bancoorsfield
>Blow up our bullpen, will you?
>>67931386
An eensy eensy bit of me wishes he was a rockie so I could witness this
Haha 93 home runs in 2001. I can dig it.
Disappointed listening to the radio on my way to work and the Giants made my day lmao.
Okay, the offense is playing like a rabid dog now.
>the reliever got a hit
what is going on here
Holy shit cory
donut steel
>he's smiling how cute
Holy shit he didn't even put on gloves or nothing
GORY
STORY
ALLEGORY
MONTESSORI
>>67931449
Realistically, it wouldn't happen that way. He'd just get intentionally walked a billion times.
>First career plate appearance (first at-bat)
>First Major League Hit!!!!
SWEET
/r/ing gearrin's face on this
Based Whiteshark
>>67931524
me gusta
Literally just turned around and they scored another 2 runs. Holy shit.
>>67931591
>Career 2.000 OPS
fuck this ump tho
>>67931127
See I told ya Gearrin was good senpai
Bullpen blew it for MadBum BUT Cory deserves a W for this day. Yup.
>Casilla at Coors
Giants better score here. A 5 run lead is too small.
>Posey w/ 6 RBIs
>offense woke up
>Cory gets a hit
really gg
dear giants
please have some runs saved up for tomorrow
thx
gg rocks
same time tomorrow
now i'm off to the doyers thread to spectate
>>67931605
sorry, i'm late.
>>67937506
kek, bravo
