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First for Atleti win 2-1, Correa scores winning goal
For tennis accas/free money
>>67914258
how much is that stake/return senpai
>>67914258
>£1.50
zzzzzzzzz
>>67914258
Bennies :DD
>>67914173
Who's gonna win? Real or Atletico?
Also remember when juvguy bitched for a week about a $200 loss? What a broke faggot
Madrid is gonna win today i think
>>67914280
>>67914285
>>67914306
Just testing it out today will go large tomorrow. The favourite always wins.
gimme a bet between 1.20-1.30 for the final
>>67914173
Shock an Amerifat is a useless prick
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
http://pastebin.com/4yUnnWBN
>>67914353
under 3.5 is free money desu
>>67914361
Not everyone is a greasy A Level student looking to exploit an offer for takeaway returns pmsl
>>67914549
>pmsl
does anyone actually do this? what an autistic way to express laughter.
>>67914605
pmsl
>>67914549
>implying its not there to stop greasy A Level students looking to exploit an offer for takeaway returns from shitting up the thread asking basic questions
What's everyone doing Inplay then? Might do a HT draw or atletico win
Pizza Hut so much better than Dominos tbqh
>>67914549
>tfw a level student
>Can't focus on betting cos 9 exams
Free bet on draw in 90minutes?
> all these stupid fucking niggers
disgusting
>>67914781
0-0
why is elisha keys singing about new york?
>>67914770
when do your start, i think ive got a couple of weeks. not started revision yet
No first goal scorer in 90 minutes
Tasty
>>67914955
already had 3 resists and my next one is on like the 9th what'd you study? I shot myself in the foot doing maths, physics and biology
>>67915131
pmsl
>>67915131
got maths, physics, chem and econ.
gonna really struggle though, spent too much time raking in coin on euan's tips than revising.
medium on savic to score 2 or more goals tbqh
have M1 on the 8th i think. hopefully it'll be a breeze/
put a whopping £2 on a 0-0 90 minute score for the final. will i win, /bet/?
>>67916269
Just got on Halal so probably
>>67915131
>>67915571
How greasy are you lads?
>>67916269
Not a chance you fucking Jew.
>>67916269
Nothing
>>67915076
Gutted.
Pmsl @ atletico backers
fuming
>>67917037
Champions League Final betting rule of thumb: People who think they're judges are backing Atletico. Actual judges are backing Real.
>>67917159
>judges don't think they're judges
nice logic lad
My kovacic FGS bet has been made void already but do I still get the free in play bet?
Last time it wasn't void until after the game
>>67917282
God mate fuck off
>>67917282
no, you fucked up. If you use the in-play bet now you wont be refunded, happened to me last time
>>67918125
>lying
>>67917282
It's fine m8 mine was the same and last time in the city game. Still counts
Mught be worth backing atletico now
Juve where'd your Serena bet go? Hope you're not frauding lid :^).
>>67918764
You actually watched the match lad?
>>67919190
>what is value
It's a 70/40 game and bookies have it as 99/1
>>67919293
value tbqh
>Messi on the sofa watching in that advert
PMSL pottery
>>67919293
Dude I hope you know everyone knows you as a broke faggot.
Stay poor!
>>67919257
>value
>70/40
>bookies have it 99/1
So many nibs in one post. Impressive.
>>67919466
>being this pathetic.
Screenshotted
>had 50 on zlatan NGS
>misses pen
>had 50 on greezemon NGS
>misses pen
>>67920001
>Betting on memes
You deserve this
>>67920083
>not betting on memes
any good bets on tommorow? tennis preferred
I have Andy, Wawrinka, Raonic, Nishikori and Radwanska to win
>TORRES
yellow card
>>67920765
sign up to my TT. have 10+ top tier tennis picks.
>>67920813
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>tiago on the bench
This nigga still alive?
>not realising that without my /bet/ would be dead
>>67921140
Gods work son
A T L E T I
>>67919504
No idea what you're talking about but up on the reback AND to lift the trophy looking dece
B a S e D
>>67920765
Scrap Nishikori. Gasquet with the French crowd could be inspired. Mix doubles Vesnina/Soares. Stosur is a choke artist, so Halep (clay babby)
>>67921140
If you died the world would be a better place.
tfw warriors are going to get knocked out
>>67922774
Edgy
Always thought this would end in a draw in regular time. Didn't put anything on though. Am I a dummy?
>>67922852
Would love to see riggedanon test your chin.
>>67914173
>couldve cashed out and gotten 50 pounds
>atleti score
>get fuck all instead
god i love betting
>bet on the draw in 90mins
>still pending
Don't tell me they count extra time in the 90mins?
>>67923513
>being this new
>>67923593
>being the guy who cried about $200 for a week and is known as a broke faggot
Any cheeky extra time bets?
hello i am american and i know banter! [proceeds to mindlessly unironically reuse lines in a hapless attempt to create an appreciable zinger]
>>67923881
Oh the irony. Who are you?
>>67923977
Americans are so fucking embarrassing CHRIST
dont care if youre joking or not
Atleti 0.0 is a large
>>67924062
You're an actual person, just think about that
>>67923881
No you are juveguy whos a pathetically broke loser
>>67924701
strange post this.
>>67924785
see >>67924062
>>67924855
Im embarrasing but not the retard who bitched and moaned for a week about losing $200?
L O L
What happened to all the Aussie /bet/'ers? Used to enjoy giggling at the conversations they had while I was sleeping, now its just dead from 2am until the morning.
>>67925054
It's more $300
>he's still going on
jesus christ. americans have the lowest banter levels.
>>67924701
Can't concentrate on the match keep thinking about this post ffs.
Feel ill.
Penaldo
>>67925225
>he's the juveguy and he's poor
>>67923717
Don't pick on Juve you fat cunt. He's one of our own.
>do nothing all game
>score the last penalty and act like you've carried the team
>>67927752
Hes a retarded loser. Also im not fat sorry to burst your bubble shitskin
The absolute state of non British flags.
>>67928013
That happened last time as well, RM were already winning 2-1. Penaldo scores a tap in making it 3-1 and acts like he did all the work
how much did you lose today? lost 30€
feelsbadman
>>67928082
Ignore him, that's clearly Juveguy samefagging
>>67928628
£50 on albania this morning
>>67928667
fuck off
BT wants a pound or too on Paraguay right?
>>67928628
Won 60€ on atletico DC lol
>>67928628
Only up £30 from the free bet, should be so much more on rebacks.
>>67929134
>a pound or too
Pmsl @ all those mugs who put down money on real winning when the match ended as a draw
>>67928628
UP 200€
Daily Routine last days
I would observe Colon - Imbabura game if I were You
>>67929331
A pound or to*
sorry
>>67928628
Won £80 from Atletico next goal and £200+ elsewhere
>>67924062
Wait seriously, who are you really?
MED on Imbabura 0.0
@1.65
>>67929493
euan
who /BankrollingWarriors+3.5tochase/ here?
>>67930184
wins desu
on tipping roll
The state of some Americans.
>>67929623
thanks man! Keep 'em comming
>>67931222
No you arent.
>>67931748
Redpill yourself you fucking beta little cunt
>>67931748
she prolly dumped you for ronaldo after that GAME-WINNING-PENALTY TSUUU
Kickers -1 1.8
smarge
Get on it.
Not sure on these bets arp
>>67932455
He has lost the plot
So... anyone who bet on Kovacic FGS get their in-play refunded yet?
Does anyone know why I can't cash out my bet?
Got a 7fold accy on bet365, Belgium FT result came through, had Mexico v Paraguay on AH for Mexico -0.5.
Mexico won 1 - 0, but my cashout option for the accy is lost. Just need to wait a bit longer, or something weird going on?
Literally never listening to /bet/ again
>>67932611
Screen your accy
>>67932611
Just wait lad, is this one of the accas posted earlier on in the thread?
>>67932611
Just wait a little bit longer
>>67932636
why?
thanks
but no thanks
seems like all the big boys went on holiday
are we the penny punting slugs who couldn't save up for a holiday?
The fuck do I remove my 365 limits? Can I ask live chat or just move to a new bookies??
>>67932734
Go to responsible gambling and then you can edit your limits. You'll need to wait to confirm it for 24 hours though
Awful thread today boys
>>67932770
Been one of those days desu
Why are people doubting based ARP
>>67932766
I mean they put limits on how much I can bet and it's really low
NEW YORK RED BULLS RACE TO 7 CORNERS. ALREADY ON 5 @ 1.53 FREE MONEY
Thank God for Real Madrid & Mexico.
Just got out of large debt.
Thank you to those Anons who said Mexico was a sure thing (bet in play @ 2.00)
Love you guys
>>67932881
Btw Imma take a break now from betting but NYRB up 3-0 vs TFC (MLS) but they just got a player sent off before half.
TFC might come back swinging, O 4.5 goals looks tasty @2.20
Take it as you will
>>67932952
mmmm just saw giovinco out, forget it
>>67932952
>leaf
Filtered
>>67933022
Enjoy a ban. Janny is Seething at us already.
>>67933133
>being attracted to spics
>>67933133
>tfw no femdom Colombian gf
JDIMSA
>>67933233
L A D
A
D
>>67933233
Bet her vagina smells like shit
>>67933233
>dreadlocks
pick someone who bathes m8
>>67933233
>>67933271
>British ~~""""""""cuisine""""""~~
>>67933355
State of her mates though
>>67933355
ffs
>>67933394
Honestly. I've never tried using apps like tinder, but why the fuck would anyone pick an image like this?
SURELY you can take a better selfie. I literally assume this girl is mentally challenged.
>>67933183
best birds desu
All of these girls are TERRIBLY low quality. Feels so SO good having a pure gf.
>>67933415
I really loathe these people who go on dating sites/apps but cannot admit the true reasons they're there and make up these pathetic excuses. Right, only to call her out on her bullshit.
>>67932647
>>67932649
>>67932656
Hi lads, have waited a bit longer. As you can see, the accy is unsettled, but I can't cash out. The Mexico - Paraguay also has a tick next to it, which I guess means it wasn't void.
Bit confused, desu. Wasn't going to cash out just yet, but probably would in two or three more games (before Turkey v Montenegro, EH -1).
>>67933484
>19
Manala-tier
>>67933441
Nice
>>67933636
You gonna shag her lid? Would be a piece of piss.
>>67933636
>>67933658
Think I'm going to be sick
>>67933684
He will literally go to jail for all eternity if he does.
>>67933658
How do people like this even exist?
Same goes for
>>67933415
It's like they just spawn and walk the earth only to create profiles like this, that are literally just modern myspaces. Same with the potsmoking white dude with some crazy dreadlock ponytail at a festival. Do they even exist in real life?
>>67933658
oh dear oh dear
>>67933658
>>67933658
>"Sri Lankan/"""""""""""""""""White"""""""""""""" girl
tfw not refunded yet
>>67933500
lads any update on this
>>67933841
This has to be a epic master troll
>>67933841
>2578 instagram photos
>>67933841
delete this.
In what world does Paysandu -0.5ah not win?
>>67933860
>>67933874
oh I wish this was a joke https://www.instagram.com/paintarya/
Think I'm gonna be sick boys. Lost half my roll on NYRB race to 7.
>>67933900
JUST
>>67933518
post more Edinburgh slags pls
>>67932873
Feel ill
>>67932873
tires
>>67933980
>>67934008
are you retarded? You think New York is gonna keep pushing hard after going up 3-0? You think the bookies didn't know New York had 5 corners? PMSL
>>67933844
Same lid, were you on Kovacic?
>>67933500
could someone explain why I can't cash out?
>>67935158
It might appear atter a while, sometimes it takes a while to come back after a game concludes even if the game is marked as a win and the Mexico game didn't finish too long ago so its probably that, give it an hour or so and check again. Sometimes though they just withdraw the ability to cash out, most frequently it is when a game has been removed from betting due to odds getting hammered or another game in progress potentially changing the offered odds. For example if Team A plays Team B in a few days time and you have bet on Team A but Team B is playing tonight against another team then they may remove the odds due to a key player getting injured for Team B which would have an effect on the offered odds for your bet and since cash out is caluclated according to the offered odds you would be unable to cash out until the market was restored.
All that seems unlikely though as you're betting pretty mainstream games where they tend to keep on top of them and keep the markets up. Still have a look and see if you can still bet on all those markets still remaining, could be one has been removed for some reason. It'll come back though almost certainly, just give it time or take it up with live chat.
>tfw going back to a comfy timezone
Thank fuck, CL final at 14:45 was awful
>>67935938
Try CL final at 4:45am
>>67935849
Cheers lad. It's been two hours, but I probably will want to cash out before the turkey game because I selected European handicap not AH. But I'll see how it is tomorrow. Cheers.
Need cesar vallejo goal like a i r
Chasing on gsw
>tfw 8 accas on tomorrow spread out through the day
S U P E R
U
N
D
A
Y
>>67937500
Wtb. Confidence gone. Won 1.5K last weekend and now I'm down 2k. Think I need a break.
Hope your all fucking die
>>67938995
Good post.
Who /upspasticonwarriors/ here?
Based klay
>>67940131
>tfw funds frozen
at least there will be a game 7 to profit off of
good for you though
>>67940148
>mfw
>>67935938
>CL final at 14:45 was awful
What a mong
bet £8.50 on athleti winning at a £120 return
hope greizmann's career flops after missing that penalty tbqh
>>67929795
What a mong
>OKC +7.5
this is #freemoney
no way they lose game 7
Med on Bulldogs straight at 2.8.
>>67941139
i did the same with 30€ and lost feelsbadman
fuk frenchies
>>67943326
Up 10-0 after 18
Should i put 50 on okc ?
https://twitter.com/BettingScams/status/736585613214920705
>>67944110
Christ
EBA tipped overs in Heidelburg match
Anyone got something good?
>>67944762
Got one bet but waiting for better odds
>>67944684
HUP, thanks
>>67944873
Why even mention it in the first place?
>>67944917
Maybe he's now waiting for that tip PMSL
>>67944986
DOWN
>>67945261
Kuhnsdorf still playing
>>67945295
111111111111
Cheers la
>>67935985
No thank you
>>67941066
Quite rude
Down life
r8 my accy goys
Got another potential in the Brazillian Serie A tonight boys, also keeping my eye on the Irish first and premier division fixtures
>>67946114
Where you been lid
>>67946276
/outshagging/ lad
Hit up Camden last night for the first time and chatted up a few 40 year old housewives pmsl. Wasted half my battery refreshing bet365 in fear they hadn't refunded me my bet this time because my alcohol addled brain had placed it wrong
wtb lids
>>67946470
Lunds U19 -3
>>67946484
TorasAngel still hasn't given me her number zzzzzzzzz
>>67946497
she's fit man
>>67946484
Unavailable for me. :(
2222222222222
TorasAngel SO fit
333333333333
fucking milas raonic
who to follow on tt?
im large on under 31.5 games wawrinka game
>>67932103
lol
>>67947004
>>67932103
unlucky :^), we'll get em next time champ
>>67947082
This desu. Took a few risks today, Kuznetsova has looked good all week and is a former winner. Tomorrow is our day lads.
>Friend called me up yesterday
>"I'VE WON €150 MAN!!!"
>Ask him what he bet on
>"Real Madrid to win the final, hahahahahahahahaha!"
>"Did you bet on Real Madrid to win the CL or the final?"
>"Huh, the final. What difference does it make"
>mfw
Every time.
>>67947759
Fucking normies man, swear this is not a complicated concept. Seemed common sense to me even before I got "shrewd"
>>67947759
he still made 150
what's your new account hass m8
>>67947821
At least he got what he deserved.
>>67947840
No, the game "ended" in a draw so he lost.
need wawrinka to end this in 2 sets like a i r
>>67947880
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms
HUGE ON EUAN
>making up lines again
Albania SUCH a character
Euan SUCH a drama queen
love watching euan SQUIRM
missing legendary /bet/ poster Juveguy tbqh
NO ONE CAN STOP ME
im large on victor troicki, wawrinka choking
>Tfw full time wageslave soon
>Tfw no more Euan specials
Feels bad man
>arp
pmsl
is everyone /dead/? wtb
>>67952721
not dead just revising like a sweaty a level kid, germany -1 senpai
Basi, this tip looks so tez
>>67952721
U51.5 points england wales
Thoughts m8s
>>67952992
Aren't Brazil a little weak atm
>>67952856
Wanted to tip overs but the early goal was unfortunate and the over line was too high at the time... Still think they'll win by 2 though
>>67953044
*By 2 at least
>deep throat polls
Can someone post that site with betfair money percentages?
http://sipse.com/deportes/desaparicion-posible-secuestro-alan-pulido-ciudad-victoria-tamaulipas-207039.html
>At dawn Sunday a distress call to the emergency number 066, which reported the alleged abduction professional football player Alan Pulido received, according to the website elcinco.mx.
>Immediately dozens of patrols of the various police forces devoted themselves to this call for help, moving toward the interejidal road, where it was said was deprived of his freedom.
>Minutes later, a helicopter, allegedly from the Federal Police began flying at very low altitude in that way.
>The distress call was received just past 02:00 pm today, requiring all police forces will move to the interejidal road to mount a special operation and be able to locate him.
>A source close to the case said unofficially that it was the professional player Alan Pulido, who is visiting this capital city.
>The authorities maintained strong secrecy regarding the case of the alleged deprivation player native of this city.
>This morning, the brother of the athlete, Armando Pulido, confirmed his disappearance.
>He also learned that Alan was with his girlfriend when a group of hooded men were intercepted on a highway when both moved to a party at a farm site, according to Milenio TV.
>It is expected that in the coming hours about an information bulletin is issued
>Kidnapping footballers
Raj going to far now desu
MURRAY DOWN
LOVE catching up on TT after euan has been on. Pmsl, such a wee fud. So precious.
anyone gna bet on the ufc fights tonight? i somewhat feel the caraway upset
>>67953307
oi oi :D
Anyone rebacking Millwall?
Euans going paid lads.
>>67914173
Does any reputable site take paypal?
Thanks in advance, senpais.
>>67953419
nah
>>67953451
bet365 does
>>67953485
Hm. Any tips there for an absolute beginner?
>>67953526
Lay Juveguy tips
What should i use if i want to make a quick bet i am new to online betting i would use paypal and would want to avoid the upload documents shit
>>67953554
>implying >>67949404
>>67953561
You can't avoid KYC if you are winning so either you make bets and lose but avoid uploading documents or you make bets and win and have to upload documents
>>67953561
Can't really avoid that
Cannot stop rebacking Juve u19
>>67953079
>>67953044
Horrible horrible tip desu.
I'm very surprised Cork aren't up at least 1-0, might be worth a tip. Also gonna be monitoring the Dundalk game later
>>67953656
Over 5 in the Bohemian/St Patrick's game may also be worth a small if/when it hits
Haven't seen albania for a couple of days actually
You ok mate?
>>67953656
do I abort Limerick for original stake while I can if it was such a tez bet?
>>67954077
>he followed Hass tips
PMSL do you HATE money?
>>67954100
yes
>>67954077
They're missing one of their top scorers but have managed to score another 2, can see it winning. No value in cashing out, especially for a small stake
>>67953889
Large on Albania v Qatar @1.83, I can guarantee they'll want to win for the lads who drowned
>>67954188
yuge
>>67954188
Could you chuck on a tenner on my behalf :3
>>67954188
is this serious?
>>67954298
nvm put £1.83 on it, going in huge.
down insane
>>67953611
What documents does bet365 require?
>>67954188
(You)
Excellent now I can reback
1111111111
DYING
>>67954188
QATAR 1111111111
bet on u 0.5 and now only 10 minutes into the game the line has dropped a ton pmsl I am too shrewd
>3/10
>>67954543
>>67954539
back albania,we makin huge bucks tonight lads, allahu akbar
>>67954611
>odds were 2.2
Bit cheeky from arp that.
>not rebacking
pmsl
>>67954644
I got my greasy tenner on 2.3, it was there, ARP is an honest man
Reminder that the Qatari's are flush and the Albos love to throw a game so this match is definitely fixed.
>>67954756
This, boosting their FIFA rating before their WC.
cant and wont stop posting tips from #rare groups
>>67954884
>putting my bet on just as they score
fucksake
Cheers anyway lid
if you want free money, put large on juan pablo montoya e/w indy 500. under motor sport on 365.
>>67954884
cheers arp xx
>>67954884
R A R E
ALBANIAAAAAAA SO OVER THIS DROWNING THING
1111111111
>>67955003
>>67955007
mashallah
Anyone on Panathinaikos or Mornar?
Once you've placed your bet - forget about it. Take the emotion out of betting. Do something else, go have some fun. Don't sit there watching & stressing. Let it run and check the score at the end.
Dem corners
>>67955324
but how are you gonna reback your winning bets?
>>67955324
Agree
I'm cashed out for a small profit in this Albania game lids.
Looks like it's going to be one of those games.
>>67955492
>(You)
pmsl
>>67955492
2222222222
>>67954884
>MISSING THAT
ARP > Euan desu
>>67955492
why you do dis to allah?? are u a kafir?>>67954630
>>67955492
Once you've placed your bet - forget about it. Take the emotion out of betting. Do something else, go have some fun. Don't sit there watching & stressing. Let it run and check the score at the end.
M O R N A R
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Based 15th worlders are doing it, they are fixing a game!!!
backed albania -1 @6.50 from 1 down. You see another goal in this for them?
>>67955861
good bet senpai
hope people are still getting on my bets. they simply WILL NOT stop winning.
>>67955861
Qatar seem to be tiring themselves out.
This is it, im putting my entire bankroll on Germany -2
>>67955861
nice one lid, keep it on
>>67956046
:^)
>>67956046
(you)
>>67956074
Why you tipping your fedora? World Champs at home against Slovakia? I know a lot of players are missing but please, if they dont beat Slovakia at home, easily, then might as well not go to the Euros
>>67956046
nice call portubro
>>67956118
check the score senpai
ach nein it's another treaty of versailles
I dont understand this game anymore
>>67956173
>that flag
>that post
pmsl
cheers though buddy
who rebacking germany @3.35 here?
>>67956255
mashallah i am
>>67956255
Germany -2 here
they'll come back and win 4-2 (or ill kill myself so its a win win)
Everybody talking shit about my bet but then everybody thinks the same way as i did.
Germany will win 5-2
Anyone on Panathinaikos^?
>>67956551
Looks like the match might be abandoned.
>>67956685
do bets go void?
1 more goal PLS Copenhagen
333333333333333333333333
UAC
UP SUMS
>>67956685
Why? Im not watching
>inb4 ISIS
>>67956787
ITS RAINING
Well, at least i get my bankroll back
who should i put a cheeky fiver on to win euros and top goalscorer
>>67956787
It's pissing it down. Pitch looks waterlogged af.
>>67956722
Depends, m8. Usually are voided, in the case of an acca it'll just void that result, not the entire acca. But obviously depends on terms and conditions per site.
>>67956649
They did it. They actually did it!!!!!
>>67956867
ENGERLUND/VARDY
>>67956746
FUCKING
CUNTS
>>67956848
how much did you bet?
>>67956867
Wales/Bale
>>67956942
DISALLOWED LAST SECOND GOAL ARE YOU
FUCKING
SERIOUS
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Got a free £10 bet sitting doing nothing
How can I win free money out of it?
>>67956867
france/giroud
>>67957007
bet on [email protected]
>>67956999
50 quid
>>67957007
Bet it on something with high odds and lay if off on Betfair.
>>67957007
UFC Accu for tonight, Almeida/Stephens/Story/Larkin
>mfw Al Hakim M is a referee's name in Sweden
so whats happening with the germany game?
>>67957155
MASSIVE UNDERS is what's happening
>>67957155
They are playing, in the end. Expect yellows from bad slides.
>>67957155
memes
this is fucking stupid
>>67957114
I don't follow UFC. Don't know if I can trust this
>these conditions
pmsl
>>67957468
Well don't, then.
>>67957468
What do you mean? You can trust everything that is said on these threads.
Why would someone want you to lose money?
DOWN
Germany is going to get exposed at the Euros.
fuck my life
there goes my tenner
SLOVAKIA 33333
>mfw germany was my last pick on an 8 game accu
>mfw I can't even cash out
PMSL
M
S
L
Need Gooz back like air :^)
You know what's the difference between a professional betting boi and us, losers? A betting boi as the guts to take the smart bets
Let's see Germany's recent results
>2-3 England
>0-2 France
>2-1 Georgia
>0-1 Ireland
>1-2 USA
>2-2 Australia
>1-1 Ireland
>0-2 Poland
Only us losers would bet mone on a team like this. The good part is that the >ITS COMING HOME meme dies today. Unless Slovakia are contenders too
>>67957806
This, need UFC tips
>the city of germany
TOULON IS COMING HOME
>>67957887
Almeida is defiantly going to win tonight. 100%
The accu above is what I've placed, but if you don't follow UFC/can't trust it, then a straight bet on Almeida is safe. Go large on him.
So glad I didn't get on Dundalk like I planned.
>>67957856
>The good part is that the >ITS COMING HOME
how so?
Im on two accas
>Alaves
>Gimnastic
>Draw in Mallorca x Cordoba
And the same acca but without the Mallorca game
Then O2.5 in the Foggia x Lecce game
Easy money desu senpai
>>67957999
English like to think their win against Germany makes the favorites and world class but today just shows that anyone can beat Germany
>>67957999
Slovakia in our group?
I would kill to be able to get a large on over 3.5 in the Ranheim U19 game
>>67958045
germany gna win the cup ez mode
>>67958242
Wanna bet?
>>67958181
On already m8. ARP worthy.
Champions League Final betting rule of thumb:
People who think they're judges are backing Atletico.
Actual judges are backing Real.
>Betting on Germany in friendlies
What do we think of this acca?
Now is the perfect time to bet on France youth
>>67958312
>>67958181
info??
>>67958280
ye, i will bet 60€, once caraway wins in the ufc tonight
>>67958401
Portugal game is not worthy at those odds
>>67958419
BT would kill for a large on
>>67958401
>portugal
without ronaldo or pepe, noway they are gna win
>>67958443
Was going to do AH -1, but that gave lower odds than an outright win.
this stackgainer tip better win, looks like such a tez bet but on anyway
>>67958419
Both teams have had no less than 5 goals in their last couple of matches - Ranheim alone have scored over 40 goals this season in 7 games.
>>67958419
Just soccerway really, junior trader has priced it up blind and ended up about 2 goals lower than it should be
>>67958467
Even against Norway?
>>67958484
Portugal already has a lot of problems scoring goals. For this game we will be without our two starting forwards at the euros, maybe we can scrap a 1-0 or 2-1 win but at 1.57 i dont think it's worthy.
Bet on kebab
>large on soccerway shite
Cheers bud
>>67958524
yeah pretty much this>>67958581
>>67958581
>>67958647
Cheers lads, might cash it out early then.
7.25 goals on average across 8 Steinkjer games this season, 6 goals on average across 8 Ranheim games with only one of them having less than 4 goals. They played each other a couple of weeks ago and it ended 4-3, the work experience kid is definitely helping his mates win a few quid with this line.
I have an HD live stream of the ranheim game and the players look very slow and tired. also there weather is cold and windy. Should be a defensive battle, can't see more than 2 goals being scored.
>>67958787
>>67958507
where are the goals
>>67958787
t-there will be goals soon... r-right?
Can't believe I'm getting baited out by a call centre worker who pretends to be an Albanian
>>67958974
Hope so
>>67958974
Steinjker got redcarded, 45 minutes left, rebacking and doubling down.
>>67959214
>7-8 inches is a favourite
>>67959301
>implying The Donald isn't yugeeeeeeee
>fake bt
pathetic lid, give up.
lads, now that CL and all leagues are over which sport should I focus in? I don't want to bet in the Euros, it's too risky.
What's the stupidest reasoning for a bet you've made? got on Golden State when they were down in the 4th qtr because of the NBA scripted conspiracy and Lil B curse
>>67959493
>What's the stupidest reasoning for a bet you've made?
Listened to /bet/
>>67959478
eSports
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>>67959478
ufc
>>67959570
is there an UFC Ranking to know when to bet safely?
>>67959608
>bet safely
just check for their team, who they are training with, check stats on sherdog
rankings dont mean shit, imo
>>67959608
trip on Euan
Any free money bets coming up today?
>>67959713
>>67959720
too late, alread bet 5 euros on Italy beating scotland. That's as safe as you could get right?
>>67959493
going on juventus because /bet/ told me it was a lock
>>67959825
now I think I didn't read if Italy was already classified, I hope not.
Happening
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Need a sound bet to put my £10 free bet on lads. Need a solid amount to make up for not recouping the stake
Is there a /bet/ version of this lids?
What's happening lads? I just took a shower to take the loser out of my body, hopefully we all gonna make bank now
>>67959966
Scotland to beat Italy
turkey goals when
>>67960000
There is but I don't have it saved and its outdated as fuck, referencing Mr Obscure when he was large on BTTS-No and the shit team he thought wouldn't score got a pen and he had a meltfown in here.
going to get some dinner. teams always score when I get dinner, GL guys
>>67959966
Norway beating Portu
>>67960154
Godspeed anon
>>67960005
fuk u m8
>>67960135
Hey Nederbro - are you the one who posted the acca the other day? If so, I managed to turn £2.50 into £17 before Germany got obliterated. Lost £2.50, but made enough back!
If you are the same one, got any other muggy accs you're trusting? Preferably something shrewd/likely to come off for 4/5 games (giving a decent cash out option)...
>fake suspends
FUCK OFF
>>67960144
Need Gay West to reach into his archive and post it tbqh
Boston river gonna end in tears
>>67960218
yes I am :D, glad to hear u got something out of it anyway. right now i got an acca ongoing with the international friendlies but nothing new.
IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/10344149/
>>67960364
Yes thanks! Now I just would like Turkey to score. Twice, ideally.
fucking hell Euan, have a word with your mother
>italy-scotland bets closed
why
How the fuck did Raonic get 3-0'd? He fucked my whole ticket over.
Any inspiration on tommorow's Roland ?
>>67960458
>i'm the only person to vote no
feel left out desu
>>67960364
Your tips are always welcome, mate,
thanks again for the 170 eu 2 days ago :)
got £5 on norway
loving life
>>67960570
come to the next /bet/ meet, Euan has her drive him down and she usually goes shopping but last time she got pissed with us all, Euan got smashed and went to sleep in the car and we all fucked her senseless
How are Turkey playing?
>>67960781
like shit, 0-0 after 60 minutes to Montenegro.
>>67960781
Looked better the last few minutes. Hopping on SW for them
Bet against Atletico the other day and will do the same here. They lost 3-0 to Gremio who we took on a plus. Atletico have all the players missing from the last game missing today and more unavailable players today. While Vitoria are newly promoted, they also have the home advantage - Atletico MG will travel a considerable distance to Vitoria, and facing them at home is not an easy task when you consider Atletico's away form. At home Vitoria have 12 consecutive wins coming into this game and have demonstrated their strong home advantage already with a victory over Corinthians, the league champions 3-2. Vitoria will have their full squad out while Atletico are again playing with a depleted squad - 12 key players are missing. Also have a tough schedule having played 2 days ago and will play again on the 2nd of June. Value for sure on this line, get that staking lids
>>67960998
>le pseudo paki bet
No thanks
>>67961058
Don't reply to me or my post ever again
Mallorca goal when?
>>67960998
This better come in you greasy 6th former. Done some research and agree but will blame you.
Actually gonna smash my house up if Boston River don't win.
Hass such a good lad desu.
Still a pseudo but at least he is trying to help /bet/ which is more than lots of people here do.
>>67961478
Periscope it lid
>>67961505
I definitely shall
Italy rball looks too good, anyone on?
Mallorca goal or i kill myself
>>67961607
>looking at rball when there are streams avaliable
fuck OFF hass
>le pseudo paki
Utter embarrassment pmsl
excellent, now I can reback
TURKEY 11111111
94'
TURKIYEEE AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67961659
I'm not at a computer
>>67961839
Give up you twat. Keep to getting spoonfed by kurt/mackers/ibt/estonian or whatever groups you're in. You CANNOT and will not be shrewd enough to bubblegum bash. Let alone beat Asia, it's embarrassing watching you struggle on 2 T W O different tt accounts to even mantain a positive ROI. Just give up. You're not a bad lad. But you're genuinely an awful gambler.
Threads been a bit quiet since top gear started
Gambling just not profitable anymore.
>>67961956
>>67961956
>he doesn't know
Daily reminder that I have only lost SIX (6) of my 21 bets in Asia
>>67962058
unless you're a bookie
Hmm Hass, don't blame you for that one. Research points that way. Still time to turn around hopefully
>>67962118
or follow >hass
>>67962058
Absolutely dreading the summer friendlies if I can't even profit on skinny Norwegian teens
>>67962078
Hass do you ever bet on tennis?
>>67962173
Nah not a tennis fan, well I wasn't until recently
>>67962133
Yeah no matter how good a bet seems anything can happen. There's a million variables that you can never take into account, but if there was value, then it's a good bet regardless of the outcome
Tears if you're not on Portugal -1 at LEAST
Who /gotonItalyjustintime/ here?
Reminder that God has a plan for all of our lives. Everything that comes from God is good. God is perfect. God makes no mistakes. And he has things planned for all of us. And we await eagerly to see what lies ahead.
can I get someone's check on this ticket on tmrw Roland ? I wanna go all-in on it
Djokovic, Ferrer, Thiem, William S. win
Gulbis wins at least 1 set
>>67962411
Thanks lid, needed this. x
>>67962411
So you're still a virgin cause god planned it?
>>67962406
I'm on itlay and no scotland goal for 2.3
>>67962471
God works in mysterious ways lid
Portugal over 2.5 goals
Albania you need to grade your last tip m8 :^)
WHO is Cockring and why does he think he can just waltz in and mug me off
u2.5 for Portugal shrewd?
>>67962678
Norway has the tezzest line-up possible
>>67962678
2-0 portugal exact score
o10.5 in the Colorado game. Really humid here today, ball will carry
>>67962718
Can you explain the physics behind this please michael fish
Vitoria beyond useless at defending. Smacking AM handis
>>67962805
When the air is humid, water molecules displace heavier atoms in the air (like nitrogen or oxygen). This makes the air less dense, allowing the ball to travel further than a dry day
When I was sitting by the pool hungover today, I heard people talking about work. I don't think I can do work. Going to need to do life right and get paid to tip rball like Lux and Mackers. How do I do this?
>>67963067
Start tipping meme bets on twitter
>>67963067
talking big sense pal 9-6 is beyond tez
HASS IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!
>>67963058
Very interesting
>>67963254
Hope so, game against Corinthians:
>>67962965
Sorry pal
>>67963324
Is that a paid service?
>>67963280
That Trevor Story home run wouldn't have made it over the fence on a dry day
>>67963424
Yeah it's like 20 quid a month for it to be any use
awww
lanus 0 asian worth a small last 10 mins
New York goal when?
>>67963653
hup x
>>67963653
nice one
anyone got the bollocks to follow mackers through the gates of hell
>>67964164
pmsl. Post reactions
Betting against this is good value. the BBC's ego is too big to cancel the show
ARP is SUCH a fucking fraud. He tipped a game that was never open for betting on 365 and marked it as a win
>>67964574
what game?
>>67964599
Broad meadow Magic, stayed up late so I could live bet it but it never showed up. He even admitted it but still marked it as a win
>>67964751
It didn't come inplay but it was on the site pre match when he tipped it. So what's the problem?
>>67964574
Have sex. It was available for prestake on 365 when he tipped.
>>67965060
>the year of our lord 2016
>betting pregame
>>67965069
SURELY nibs
you huys know of another easy bet for tonight?
>that penalty in the New York game
giggling like a school girl over here
Some nuggets have joined this group lately
Did anyone else get on board, for more value than my pennies?
Columbia pls score moar
>>67966050
ends in a draw 2bh
fuggggg New York cunts
Down like the Mariana trench
>>67952992
So close
>>67966621
>>67966621
>>67966621
>>67966621
NEW THREAD LADS
>>67965911
I got on but with ~10p and made a pound worth of hungarian joke money
>>67967076
Thought I'd helped you with some large gains there, but glad we both made a bit, however piddling.
>>67967191
>large gains
yes you did my don, the thing is that I bet with my friend that, I can make 300000 Ft (725 GBP) from 1500 ft (3,6 GBP) within a year. I started the process a week ago and this much is a huge step forward atm. So thanks lid