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ENGLAND - AUSTRALIA MATCH THREAD 1
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ENGLAND 1 AUSTRALIA 0
It's coming home lads, Euro 2016 is coming home
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>invent sport
>have 100+ years to perfect it
>build your own youth divisions and youth leagues to build players from the ground up
>LITERALLY A CENTURY OF PREPARATION
>get BTFO by Germany everytime
>undeservedly "win" a world cup
>literally irrelevant in EVERY major tournament that England plays in
>irrelevant in club football as well
>literally BTFO by Spanish, German, and even fucking 3rd world ex Soviet teams
>One (1) point

>America hasn't given a fuck about the sport
>still better than England on an international level

Holy fuck is there a more useless country out there /sp/?
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COMING HOME
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>England wont win the Euros

Rashford, Vardy, Kane

WHO CAN STOP US?
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Just tuned in, who Scored?
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>no luke wilkshire
>ausfailian defense
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First for meme magic
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>>67888248
thanks.
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>>67888255
Please find your (you) enclosed
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CAN'T BASH THE RASH
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>>67888276
bloot 2bh
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BRITGODS
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>>67888280
Sterlings Cousin
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>>67888281
That name brings me back
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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Aussies on strayacide watch
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>>67888280
The biggest meme player on the pitch
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>AUSKEKS
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STUDGE ON POOICIDE WATCH
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>>67888281
Wilshere's english
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>>67888255
didn't read lol
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IT'S COMING HOME LADS
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>>67888276
reminder that scuffing the ball with your toe is not a
>perfect clean strike
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Our defence is W A N K
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E S T Á V I N D O À C A S A
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>>67888255
>that flag
opinion discarded like your future under trump
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sturridge BTFO
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>>67888280
That fast black player
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>>67888276
>defenders watching like 3 cucks they are
This is some Grenada Women's U21 tier defending yo
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Do it for the King.
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Wait what happened to Hart?
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>Australia accept invitation of friendly against England
>thought they'd be playing under the stars at Wembley
>instead they're in Sunderland on a Friday evening

Ahh yes, glamorous
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>>67888276
terrible defending
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Rashfords already better than Paulo Rossi ffs, what a talent
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>>67888280
memeford
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>>67888255
>60% white*

*includes arabs and north africans
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Is it, dare I say it, coming home?
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>>67888316
What is he thinking lads?
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>>67888280
Memeford
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smile sturridge :^)
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really hope rooney plays in the euros
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>>67888276
nice 'zone' """defense"""
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>sterling
3 loose passes that got picked already
why do we play this fucking plum?
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Lol who cares?

Wogball genocide when?
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>>67888313
>implying you can
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>>67888328
We're playing subs
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>>67888316
>Tfw dropped from the squad
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I hope you all had Rashford Anytime

Literally free money
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>>67888316
>literally made of glass
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>>67888317
>Leave English "defence" to me
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>>67888326
luke wilkshire senpai, he was on the right wing now he's gone
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right lads the rashford meme has gone too far, stop it
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Lads, you have the option to permaban one player from playing for England.

Who do you choose?
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Engl/a/nd
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is rashford a lanklet lads?
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1.Rashford
2.Vardy
900000000001.Kane

Am I right?
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>>67888316

Hello darkness my old friend
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>>67888316
Gotta feel for the lad tbf. Screwed by injury again when he's more-or-less proved he deserved to be there with his performances for Liverpool.
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>>67888255
>be American
>get shot
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>>67888367
Rooney
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why is this shit getting me hyped for euros
i'm confused
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>>67888328
He's still alive, woy is giving forster a chance to steal the number one shirt
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>Stones getting BTFO by Hendy

absolutely based
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>>67888327
based ledley
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>we've got _____ chant
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>>67888367

cronaldo
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Is Rashford better than Neymar?

How long has England been cucked by playing Rooney?
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>>67888357
>France commenting on anyone's defence
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>>67888367

Rooney
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>>67888367
Wheelchair
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>>67888367
Rashford
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>>67888317
this

its literally gonna cost us the euros
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>>67888383
Hmm?
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Mourinho loves a high work rate striker, reckon he's gonna absolutely revel in rashford and raise him to be the GOAT
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>>67888352
>be ameristain
>get shot

lmao
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I'm surprised Harry Kewell and Mark Viduka aren't still up top for Australia desu
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Last two digits is how long until England win a major tournament
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>>67888367

The England Band
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>>67888397
>let's ban the player that scored a goal because he's United
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>>67888372
If your power ranking is for official worst strikers in the England squad, then yes. Although Rooney should be 1 in that case.
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>hendershit

every time, get this cunt off the team
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Going to the barber today lads, what cut should I get?
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Kruse gonna style on Stones

>>67888276
lucky
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>>67888376
Klopp set him a specific training regime that has kept him injury free in 2016, apparently Hodgson just did his own training again. Last 3 times he's gone on international duty he's been injured
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>>67888317

>Spends years having GOAT midfield and defence
>Finally get some fucking strikers
>Defence goes to pot

WHY LADS?
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>>67888367
Hodgson
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>>67888369
Good post
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>>67888369
Here l/a/d
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>>67888390
Rooney is the best number 10 in the world and could walk in to any team he wants
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>>67888402
>mourinho
>giving youth a chance
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>>67888367
Rooney
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>>67888372
no you're a meme-spouting tabloid-believing mongoloid
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>sterling has more assists for england in 5 minutes than all year for city

>>67888386
this

also >england 'band'

>>67888367
rooney
wilshere
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>>67888288
>>67888313
>>67888321
>>67888333
>>67888377
>>67888403

>New Syria
>handling banter

Choose one
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>>67888396
>one of the constant best performers for England
>he has 30 caps

'no'

Might as well ban Rooney. Wheelchair has 10 more years.
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>>67888417
The Jackie Wilsh
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>>67888316
>TLF
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is England gonna leave this fucking band at home for the euros or fucking what
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>>67888402
forward != striker
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>>67888411
I'd rather play Rooney than Rashford
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>>67888417
>1-7

Like magic
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>>67888367

Henderson
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>>67888427
This delusion
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>>67888410

THIS

Fuck those annoying cunts
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>>67888417
trumpcut
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>>67888414
>this is what spurs fans consider banter
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>>67888316
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>>67888417

Print off a photo of Giroud and ask for something similar
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>>67888402
He's gonna try buy ibrahimovic and start him and Rooney
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>>67888367
Rooney
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RASHFORD GOAT, MARTIAL GOAT, MOU GOAT

It's our year lads
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>>67888400
Henderson was just screaming at him
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>>67888406
Nice mate nice
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>>67888427
>Rooney is the best number 10 in the world
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tfw no gf
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>>67888406
COMING HOME IN QATAR LA
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R.I.P Rashford he'll be the next victim of the medias hypejob
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>>67888432
that'll be $367,435.80 plus tip
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Better support in the SOL than Wembley desu
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>>67888431
>wilshere
>>67888396
>Wheelchair

Where has this meme come from? Is it just ABA fuckers? I couldn't give a toss but the lad performs for England.
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Reposting from last thread.
>yfw Woy starts Rooney and Rashford as his strikers over Kane and Vardy.
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>>67888417
Just fuck your shit up.
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>>67888445
""""no""""
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>you now remember Raheem Sterling
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>>67888410
*the sheffield wednesday band

as if you needed another reason to hate sheffield wednesday
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the band ruins that don't take me home song
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>>67888406
QATAR BTFO
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>>67888369
fuck /a/

went on there once asking about a manga and got banned after my first post
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>>67888417
The lee catermole, all business no nonsense.
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>>67888379
>>67888393
>>67888429
>>67888431
Rooney is a shit choice. He will have to retire in a couple of years, unlike Sterling who could plague the squad for 10 more fucking years.
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>>67888414
>>67888430

Hi ABUs
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henderson with another shit pass to kill the attacking play
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>Sturridge see this game
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>playing in sunderland so hoping for no england band
>the band is there
fuck off
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>>67888444
TLF has been a bad feel this past two weeks

luckily next year is our year
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>>67888369
>>67888426
Is KinMoza a /sp/-core anime? I say yes.
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>>67888474
Holy shit, fuck that
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>>67888493
I like this one.
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>>67888432
USA has let in more Syrians than UK has, mate.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/may/24/state-department-sets-single-day-record-for-syrian/
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Where will rashford get loaned to by mouyes next season?
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>>67888457
>thinking the only people who think kane is better than rooney are spurs fans

Good one honeybunny
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>>67888406
>6 decades
I thought it would be longer desu
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>he's scoring for england at 18 years old
>i'm shitposting on 4chan at 23

state of my life ffs lads
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>>67888491
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>England get ball
>go for magic through-ball lob
it's like I'm watching FIFA16
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>>67888428

He holds the record for the youngest team to win the prem

>>67888461

Nope. He'll stick Rashy on the weights and convert him to a beast. Lads got it all, diamond in the rough.
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>>67888485
I'll never forget that citeh paid £50 (fifty) million pounds for him
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>>67888417

>17
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>>67888500
Looking forward to him starting every match
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>>67888474
O man i'd totally just be like "Kill me... Kill me now...."
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>>67888485
>forgetting the slayer of sevilla
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>>67888505
Anime is /sp/ core mate. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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>>67888496
sterling is shite but we literally have no other wingers and woy is too dumb to play without wingers
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>>67888402
>implying he won't be sold
>implying Mou plays any youth
>implying Mou won't stay for a season and a half (at most) and leave Manure in an even worse condition than it's in now

Is this a joke or do you just not watch football? Just in case you don't watch football and you haven't heard, Manure are bringing in literally the memest of forwards.
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>>67888509
REKT
E
K
T
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>>67888486
More massive than the Beatles I heard
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>>67888474

18/20 best hospitals in the World are in the US

>mfw you die in a British Hospital because of inadequate facilities
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>>67888467
Name me one player who is stronger ,a better passer and sticker in front of goal
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Smalling IS shit
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>>67888486

Yeah, I imagine the cunts will be at Wembley tomorrow.

Even the OvO fans don't like them, except for being irritating cunts, they choose Leeds Rhinos games over Wednesday ones.
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how the fuck is smalling an international player?
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>MEMEFORD
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>>67888474
Your "Tour of Britain" meal, sir. That will be £5 plus 80% tax
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>>67888491
If you were asking for recs then you deserve it.
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really good rashford well composed
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>score goal
>play like dogshit since

every time lol
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holy shit, australia are going to get btfo in the euros
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The mememe is over
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The meme is over
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Without using google, what is Rashfords second name?
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>Rashmeme
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Fuck off Rashford you illiterate nigger
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>Wheelchair makes a great counter attack
>gives ball to Sterling
>Sterling puts it on a plate for Memeford
>he fucks it up

Fuck you.
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>shitford

Sterling set him up perfectly then. Rooney when?
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>shitford
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>>67888486
fuck these cunts are for sheff wed?

WHO /ANYONE BUT SHEFF WED HERE/?

all band teams need to get relegated
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>>67888369
this
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>Trashford
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rashford has fucked up every ball touch since that goal, still hyped guys?
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>>67888534
Of course, silly me.
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>gashford

shit, get him off
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>>67888510
>>67888510

Real Madrid
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Good ball by sterling but bacon rashford fucked it
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is jedinak abbo or yugo?
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Why is there so many ABRashfords?
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>>67888316
I HURT MYSELF TODAY (in training)
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>>67888548
>american 'banter'
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>>67888558
rasheed
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>ITT fat neck beards thinking they know anything
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Come on Australia
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>>67888248
Thanms, Frog
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>>67888558
Rsshford
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fuck sake lad, pack your bags and fuck off rashford you utter meme
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>>67888520
You're missing the point, rent boy.
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>>67888548
>so pathetic at bantz he can't even come up with his own joke
>has to rework a better one

Pathetic, New Syria, pathetic.
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Hodgson should play a proper 4-3-3 at the Euros with Vardy, Kane and Rashford all playing as full strikers

WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE
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>>67888572
Season 3 when m8?
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>>67888510
Newcastle
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>>67888474
be sure to renew your TV licence so you can see England get BTFO in the yuros
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we look much better with Wilshere and Henderson at the base of the diamond, we can actually play out from the back and counter attack
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>Liverpool players in the England team
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>>67888555
They didn't qualify. If they had we would not be allowed to play them in a warm-up game.
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>>67888535
there is an english winger that won the league as a first-team starter who is being kept out by sterling.
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>Score a scuffed shot
>fuck up everything since

KEK
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>>67888558

Jamal?

>Woy will have to choose between Rashford and Sturridge. Sterling has a guaranteed spot.
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checkem
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>>67888588
welcome to 4chan
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>>67888567
yep.

fuck sheffield wednesday.

they're worse than united
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>>67888432
You are American. It literally doesn't work when you do it. Get an Aussie proxy then I'll be mad
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>>67888536
Yeah he doesn't play youth but Rashford is a first team player now. Also he got the sack from Chelsea on purpose to get the united job.
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>>67888417
One on the sides 7 on the top.
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>>67888549
i know fuck all about manga so i thought it'll be the best place to ask
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>>67888588
thats literally football
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gonna kill myself if trashford starts over vardy in the euros
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>>67888548
an american classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJa4Vm5D_E0
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rashfords shit, get him off
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>>67888588
Enjoy your stay.
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Sterling has been one of England's best performers since before the world cup and is pretty important to the system that Hodgson likes to play, he creates a lot of space for the forwards and plays a lot of very effective passes in the final third

I know there are a lot of Liverpool and Man U fans on /sp/ but seriously it's very obvious a lot of the people shitting on him only dislike Man City
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>>67888274
Our shit defence
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>>67888581
there aren't, he's just not very good
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>>67888605
Henderson is shit. But Wilshere should have played deeper against Turkey too. He's our best player when he plays there.
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>>67888571

>18 year old is nervous in his first big international match
>still scores

Belgium go
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His goal was well finished ,I'll give him that but the set up was lucky

Other then that he's looked poor and woy is a salty old cunt
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getting a lot of (you)s from the yanks lads

little runts dancing to my tune
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Players that should be dropped
>Sterling
>Sturridge
>Delph

I'm not a racist
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>Rashford
>Good

Pick one.

He's fucked up everything of worth given to him and he even fucked up his kick for the goal. Fuck off. Yet people want Sterling out.
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>>67888623
>Vardy starting
Even woy isn't that retarded
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>>67888558
tyronne
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>>67888614
lets not be too hasty

unless you mean sheff united
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>>67888632
>shitty bandwagoner

He's been crap
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>>67888637
>not very good
>Scores a goal

Right.
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>>67888643
fuck off lad, delph is based
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>>67888478
Chances of him staying fit for another 2 weeks are slim
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>>67888536

>le mou doesn't rate youf

Maybe you should stop listening to lad bible memes
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>>67888632
he can't finish though
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>>67888432
Why do Americans always back out of friendly banter by trying to claim we can't handle banter?
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>>67888632

Spot on desu
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>>67888655
I mean sheff united
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>>67888643
Delph is out with an injury mate.
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-- Vardy - Kane - Rashford
---- Wilshere - Drinkwater
--------------- Dier
Rose - Cahill - Smalling - Clyne
---------------- Hart

Please, someone tell me, who can stop us?
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>>67888581
ABUs are naturally going to be ABR
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>>67888632
Plus Pellegrini doesn't know how to use him, I think he'll suit Pep much better.
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>>67888645
sterlel has made so many loose passes it isn't funny
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>>67888659
I bet you rate Welbeck too
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any non arsenal fan rate wheelchair?

dont false flag
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>>67888668
>wilshere
lol
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>>67888659
here's your reply
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>>67888581
>"I rate Rashford"

Literally a rash in the pan
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>>67888645
TSUU please turn off your proxy
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>>67888648
>I don't rate vardy
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>>67888668
Where's Alli?
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