>delusional Britshits think they have any chance
>Germans think they're gonna win again
>Spaniards think they can win
>Frenchies think they have any chance with their African team
Meanwhile, we are ACTUALLY going to win the Euros.
I'm serious.
Too long have we watched from the sidelines.
This is our time, it's coming home to the Alps, lads
Give us the trophy already
>only relevant players being two meme left backs
Awwww, that's cute
>>67879415
wrong pic m8
>>67879425
>not even qualified
lel, what a loser country
>>67879443
>Ronaldo & friends
lel, fuck off poortugal
>implying we aren't taking the european cup
:^)
>>67879461
Ronaldo is all that's needed for the cup to be won.
>>67879415
>we
hi are there any good newspaper articles about the austrian national team that are worth reading? I want to know more about this team
>>67879415
>>67879415
>that camel toe on 11
>>67879415
>implying Team USA won't win the Euros
Trump will find a way lads.
>>67879454
>Felelni
>Hasard
>Lucucku
>Injurypany
>'one penalty per match' Vertonghen
Only relevant players are De Bruyne and Courtois, rest is trash
>>67879549
why?
I respect Austria for having the balls to make a thread like this.
>>67879488
>t. van der Bellen Wähler
Fick dich du Verräter!
>>67879549
You'd suck their dicks to have half of them on your NT
>>67879596
>Buffon&friends
>>67879684
Are you colourblind?
>>67879549
It seems like you forgot the 4-3 loss (which doesn't reflect the actual dominance) of last year.
2 goals by Felelni btw
>>67879415
>>67879694
yes
So... is Alaba of aboriginal descent or why does he look so funny? He's like a black asian, its weird.
>>67881359
He is blasian
He is part African, part Filipino or something
>>67879415
>Austria
>good
list of non-shit players: Alaba, Baumgartlinger, Fuchs (starting to be generous here), maybe Arnautovic. Dragovic is supposedly good too, so I'll give them that. Shit offense though, doubt they could get past Wales.
>>67881490
t. butthurt buyern faggot
>>67879484
Yeah just look at all the cups Portugal has
Oh wait
>>67879549
>Alderweireld
>trash
M8 he's miles better than the garbage you'll lineup in defense
>>67879463
Lmao
Once in a while you ice niggers are alright
>>67881490
junuzovich m8
>>67879415
Good job jinxing it fucking faggot
>>67881359
He's Filipino-Nigerian and has the same voice as young Toni Polster. I’m just as confused by the guy as you are.
>>67881490
It's not about the players, it's about organization. And the attackers have managed to score in the last 22 games. They're always good for a goal. The main question is whether the defence can shut out the opponent.
>>67879415
>Spaniards think they can win
>>67879415
i think based fuchs is probably the chief vessel of meme magic in leicester. if there's much left in the tank, austria could well get to the SFs.
rooting for Austria, Belgium and Wales :)
Czech too
>>67879415
>le play every position in defence for poop and play cm for country+10 whos
I unironically believe you bruv
Sag´ mir wer zieht noch den Hut vor dir, außer mir?
>>67879596
>>67882544
>>67883473
>>67883509
thanks lads, we won't disappoint you
the best part of the euros is that just before it starts everyones hopes go up and think their country has a fair chance to take it home
based footy
>>67883554
m8 my father was Austrian I'm pretty much a lifelong, fuck Germany, also Falco is the GOAT
The problem is you don't have any special player, the only one is Alaba and him is not too special, but then I don't know any other austrian player. Tactical formation is not enough.
>>67882113
Alderweireld is not better than Kante
>>67883725
they have meme magic on their side too
>>67879415
congratulations you are relevant now
>>67883725
I'd take 11 workable and committed lads over a bunch of egomaniacs and superstars any day. And Alaba isn't even that important for the nt, losing Dragovic, Baumgartlinger, Junuzovic or Janko would be far worse.
Costa Rica won a supposed "group of death" through superior tactics, compared to their players, someone like Harnik is a fucking galactico.
>>67879415
Cringe thread? Enjoy getting BTFO by Switzerland.
>>67883871
>galactico
this word should make its way back to general football fan vocab
>>67883843
>PLEASE WATCH OUR LEAGUE
>>67883934
>oh nouu The Spaniard again showing the reality of my irrelevant league
see you in saturday ,dear
meanwhile transfer thread
>>67882054
>implying I like Buyern
>>67882156
sucks 2bh
>>67882375
fair enough; I haven't watched Austria as a team so maybe your players perform better for their nation than they do for their clubs.
>>67884052
>maybe your players perform better for their nation than they do for their clubs
Koller makes Harnik look like a decent footballer, the guy can do practically anything.
we will win it 2bh
>>67879415
>MARTIN HARNIK
if he doesn't play you might have a chance
Do Austria play Alaba as a foward?
>>67884421
Hamsik, Skrtl, Handanovic and the literally whos
>>67886246
The problem is who plays instead of him?
Koller has tried Burgstaller, Onisiwo, Jantscher, Lazaro, Sabitzer, he has basically gone through all Austrians who can play on the right wing.
There simply is no better alternative, so he's stuck with him and has to get the best out of the guy. Which is still quite a lot, but Harnik still has big issues. He can't finish for shit, he can't cross, his dribbling is mediocre and I've yet to see a forward who is more uncomfortable on the ball leading to his infamous long shots that literally NEVER go in.
>>67886269
He plays in central midfield and does whatever he wants. He sometimes ends up where you'd expect a forward to be, sometimes he pretends to be a winger and I've seen him do the striker's job when pressing.
If you wanted to resurrect the school of total football, you'd need 10 Alabas in your team.
>>67883755
Kante is a midfielder, France defence is literally maginot line tier
>>67884025
>>oh nouu The Spaniard again showing the reality of my irrelevant league
Meanwhile in the actual reality
http://www.espnfc.com/spanish-primera-division/story/2875857/la-liga-plans-to-fine-clubs-if-empty-seats-are-shown-on-tv
>>67887016
España BTFO
Thats not Switzerland lol
>>67886280
After OP's arrogant post, meme power was spotted leaving Austria and entering Bratislava/Slovakia today
It's happening lads
It's coming home.
>>67883755
Kante plays in the midfield you retarded faggot
>>67879415
Austria have not produced a relevant human being since Hitler. Prove me wrong mountain inbreds.
>>67887738
Who is le dungeon master man
>>67879415
Come and say that after we beat you in 2 hours time you upside down cunt
>>67887016
>Anglomedia propaganda
>neutral
>>67887738
fritzl and the guy who jumped from space to be fair
good thread
>>67879549
>hating on based Anthony Vandenborre
>>67879463
I'm not sure what's worse with that .webm, the defensive line, the goalkeeping or the finish. Not even Conference standard.
