ABUs on suicide watch
>>67858697
>Manure fans actually think they're getting Zlatan
>casuals actually think Zlatan is good
>>67858737
He scores hat tricks against Troyes and talks about himself in 3rd person so he must be good
#daretozlatan
>le cocky quote man xDD
>yfw they don't get Mou either due to copyright
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=133632.2920
>that damage control
>that rationalising
>>67858697
he's going to be amazing next to falcao, schweinsteigger and valdés
>>67858836
>Topic: Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Read 172479 times), 75 pages of posts
This is player that's never even set a foot in the PL either, what the fuck is wrong with RAWK?
>>67858769
>le 28 titles man
>le top 3 all time goal scorer at Euros, with fucking Sweden
>le top 10 all time CL goal scorer
>le top 3 all time CL assist maker
>le multiple individual awards man
>le all time goalscorer for Sweden
Fucking meme, amirite?
>>67858853
The thread is literally 10 years old
>>67858897
>Fucking meme, amirite?
Exactly.
why would he join a europa league team
>>67858994
Because he can't into the CL anyway
>>67858994
Because he will get a shitload of money to play for them.
>I rate Zlatan
>implying EPL defences won't fuck his shit up
remember how shit berbaflop was for us? this guy is just a slightly older and worse version
admittedly 30m cheaper though
you would think he would want to have a shot at champions league. but he's going to manchester united?
>>67859157
The only way he'd have a shot at winning the CL is signing for Barcelona and be a cheerleader for the entire. Without entering the locker room because he'd surely fuck something up there.
He would have gotten one in 2010 but Guardiola was dumb enough to actually play him in a big game against a good team.
>>67859186
well i didn't mean necessarily win it, just be in it.
>>67858994
>>67859157
Arse are to stupid to sign him
Spurs are too shit
Leicester can't waste money
ManCity have Pep
Barca/Real are stacked enough
Italy is dirt-poor
Buyern, he's to old and Lewa
Atletico would be great, pay-cut, Simeone and a chance to stick it too Real/Barca
>>67859186
>it's Ibra's fault
>Not the rest of the shitty team who took a bus through the night to get to Milano because Eyafjatjajökulllul volcano
>>67858897
Yes, meme.
>>67859253
They won it the season before Ibra and the season after Ibra.
It's literally his fault (and Guardiola's for being dumb enough to sign him and play him), especially considering that he was the worst player on the pitch in both games against Inter.
as hard as it is, an ego bigger than ronaldo, with half the talent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDpM_4Si2EE
just give us the league now
Lel maybe you will finish in top 4 next season.
>>67858767
He also kicks his teammates, the absolute madman X^D so fucking awesome!1!1!
There aren't a lot of great strikers available and zlats is all memes aside a decent footy player but is he going as assistant manager or player? Or is he going to do a giggs
>>67859443
think it's fair to say the assistant manager rumours are complete bollocks
>enter a Zlatan thread
>swedecuck Zlatan dicksuckers getting BTFO
business as usual on /sp/
