Cubs vs Cardinals
Lackey vs Wainwright
Cubs Lineup:
1. Dexter Fowler, CF (S)
2. Kris Bryant, RF (R)
3. Ben Zobrist, 2B (S)
4. Anthony Rizzo, 1B (L)
5. Jorge Soler, LF (R)
6. Miguel Montero, C (L)
7. Javier Baez, 3B (R)
8. Addison Russell, SS (R)
9. John Lackey, P (R)
Cardinals Lineup:
1. Matt Carpenter, 3B (L)
2. Aledmys Diaz, SS (R)
3. Matt Holliday, LF (R)
4. Stephen Piscotty, RF (R)
5. Brandon Moss, 1B (L)
6. Yadier Molina, C (R)
7. Randal Grichuk, CF (R)
8. Kolten Wong, 2B (L)
9. Adam Wainwright, P (R)
Feels bad edition
2nd for dingers all night long
>>67806541
no better way to break out of this slump than to shit on the cardinals
Welcome to another edition of Umpdome!
>>67806649
Hoping for some breakout dingers today
Madman switched the lineup around
>>67806655
Double Double checked
>>67806706
>you had one job
CSN+ isn't working for me REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67806682
cubs dingers all throughout the busch today
>>67806741
Working just fine.
We got a stream? Radio or TV... God I hate being out of town. I could care less whose broadcast I just want to see this game.
>>67806838
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/baseball/saint-louis-cardinals-vs-chicago-cubs-live-stream-may-24
>>67806849
You're amazing, thanks
>>67806741
CSN+ HD (which is its own channel) isn't working, but regular CSN+ (CLTV) is working fine
for what it's worth regular CSN (both regular and HD) is not working either
>>67806883
Yeah I found it on CLTV thankfully. Not HD but it's still better than a stream. Thanks for the help though.
so.. how is everyone
>>67807106
Tired. Got 4-5 hours sleep last nite.
>>67807106
had some nice bantz with my cardinal friends today, really hoping the cubs win the series
I'm thirsty to see more Cubs hits
>>67807106
ok, hoping for the bats to come alive tonight
lackey still belong to the others teams final score 6-7 blues
>>67807106
Giving my exgf her stuff back tonight.
Go Cubs
Okay Cards, time to make up some lost ground. Let's turn this motherfucker out.
Lackey is looking spoopy tonight
>5 strike outs in 2 innings
Jesus christ.
dubs confirm perfect game
>Rockies killing Pie Rats
Should have gone after the gook.
>>67807419
Or one of the negroes
>>67807341
>not realizing that Lackey gets off to this start every game then shits himself in the middle innings
>>67807455
>Lackey already shitting himself
he's an inning or two early tonight
inb4 salami
My dubs predict a double play
They scored 1 run
game over
>>67807677
pretty true lately
>>67807695
They lost to dads 1-0 and Giants 1-0
I hate John Lackey
>>67807713
exactly, most teams would kill for pitchers that only give up 1 run
>>67807736
The offense needs to unfuck themselves. You'd think Maddon would already pull out something from his bags of tricks. Since outside of games that Arrieta is pitching, the Offense is fucking dead.
>>67807736
Seriously. Because most teams can score more than 0 runs.
The Cubs outhit like every team they play but still mange to lose. Like right now they have 1 more hit but are losing
Rizzo needs to fucking bunt a ball to third base and stop being a retard and hitting into the shift every fucking time
Just got back from the future
Check out this dinger to the right field seats
ayyyy miggy
javy buntez
>tardinals in charge of covering first
>>67808004
>>67808008
not ideal, but it worked
Cubs leading? wtf when's the last time i've seen that
We offense now?
Wainwright needs to abandon his ''cutter''.
So what's everyone snacking on tonight?
I myself am eating Nutella and pretzels
>>67808134
beans and rice
Just as Lackey planned to do
>dat rizzo double play
Russell will be a gold glove winner one day, but he's got some polishing to do
>>67808262
he's a slick fielder but has a weak arm
>>67808134
salt and vinegar chips
also go cubs
Thoughts on the cubs offense being better in warm weather? Might explain the padres, brewers, and giants series. Chicago was pretty warm during the nationals series, and it's warm in St Lou rn
>>67808134
root beer float.
How does everyone pronounce 'root'?
>rhymes with 'foot'
>>67808335
Nah
rhymes with toot
>>67808308
cubs would have won vs the dodgers to be quite honest
>mets pitching
>cold
;_;
>>67808335
where the fuck are you from you dumb nigger
you probably say roof like "RUFF" too you stupid cunt
get fucked
>>67808134
Some crackers called Keebler Toasteds
They were on sale.
>>67808308
yes but there is A LOT more to it
all offenses hit better in warm weather, the ball travels farther
there will be days where the Cubs struggle to hit on hot days and days when they do hit on cold days (like Friday)
>>67808356
>>67808400
You idiots probably pronounce it like 'boot' but that's what we do when root, root, root for the cubbies. The branch in the dirt is a root. It's pronounced differently because it means something else. You probably also pronounce 'ant' and 'aunt' the same, too.
RIZZ ON ME
Bryzzo
based RZO
>Swinging at that first pitch
What the fuck Soler
>>67808654
One of the worst pitches i've seen swung at
>>67808654
do NOT bully jorge
>>67808707
He's fucking shit.
I knew he'd k when there were RISP
>>67808727
Maybe he'd be a decent leadoff hitter. I could see him in that spot if Dex gets a day off here and there.
>>67808768
> soler
> lead off
That's funny as fuck. He deserves 0 playing time. He should be sent to triple a.
>>67808727
>>67808835
give him a break, he's been playing well recently
>>67808835
One does not simply lead with Soler.
>>67808878
Nice meme
List the 3 players on your team that you have a beer with:
1. Miggy
2. Rizzo
3. Ross
>>67808835
He hits without runners on base and shits the bed with RISP. Why wouldn't he be a decent lead-off hitter?
I like watching Baez play
What do you guys think of him?
>>67808916
> Grandpa
> Bae
> And i'd chug a beer with Arrieta
>>67808956
Would you let Arrieta fuck your girl?
>>67808991
Definitely
>>67808875
> playing well
One game with 2 hits and a hr when the cubs whooped em 8-1. He can't hit when it matters.
>>67808991
>
Like I'd have a choice in this.
>>67808991
Who wouldn't
>>67808916
tommy
starlin
kyle
>self proclaimed best fans in baseball
>unironically doing the wave
Absolutely awful
HEY DAIZ
LEARN TO PROTECT YOR DIGITS YA BUM!
>>67809186
>starlin
>>67809186
upcoming bryant dinger
>>67809187
Is that where the roller coaster screams were coming from?
Cubs would be 35-7 with this man
>Speaking of Wacha, today is the anniversary of Pac Man
hahhaha
>>67809339
I hope they up his rehab so he can come back at the end of the season.
>>67809416
yeah that isnt happening
>tfw Rizzo and Fowler have been cold
We (yes, """"we"""") need them to heat up.
>>67809416
Maybe he can have a stem cell injection like Garret Richards
>>67809416
That would be great
Come back at the end and make up lost time with a bunch of post season dingers
>>67809386
Glad I'm not the only one that appreciates their humor.
>>67809530
They get me every time
>>67809386
Is it all agreed that JD has the best bantz?
fire jd when?
umpball
WOW fuck these racist ass scrubs announcers on the radio
they were making fun of Oh for being korean and making fun of his hometown and the way its spelled
stay classless, shitcongo
>>67809598
Ye I bet he was waiting all day to talk about the upcoming pitchers just for that joke
gg
could umpires have molina's dick further up their ass
>>67809648
never
>>67809598
fuck off JDs family
>>67809648
behead those who insult JD
>>67809666
Checked
Also stay mad
>>67809699
JD is the great father, we are all his family
hail JD
>Cardinals in charge of plate discipline
>>67809598
>>67809648
I like JD.
>>67809666
Satan pls.
>>67809679
Fucking hell.
>>67809666
they were? oh
>>67809686
>>67809699
>>67809701
>>67809766
hes sooooo lame.
Oh shit
Noise made
Fugg
>le pinch hit meme
I hate John Lackey so much
I knew they should have taken him out before he does something like this
>Screw you guys...
>I'm going home.
#FireMaddon
beer and chicken when
>lackey giving up a game tying HR to an obese man
double agent, couldn't have hung that more if he tried
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>wewd
>travis wood coming in to pinch run
>pinchrunning with a pitcher in the 8th inning
Maddon is literally insane
Maybe that will correct manny's vision eh?
>baez swings at that but not the first
and why don't you just give him a handjob molina
>>67810176
Needs some water before he sucks him off
>molina
#respect90
cast your vote now
>safe
>>67810311
Dubs Confirm.
Ty kek
>clearly safe
>waste everyone's time
Wow how was that not overturned? He looked out to me.
>>67810365
>cardinal fans
>>67810398
Nope
joe mismanages another game again.
>pull your catcher in the 8th for a pinch runner - who is a slow, bad runner - in a game that could very likely go extra innings, in a weak stretch of the order
>the pinch runner doesn't attempt to steal once, even in a really favorable situation
>go down with no damage done, now have to use Fedora or old Ross unnecessarily early
>>67810521
>not trusting le Mad Man's magic
>>67810570
truuueee
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extra innings incoming
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\o/ Cmon Bryant
fowler getting it started, time to bring him in
>>67810877
Dubs confirmed
>>67810877
>>67810911
double confirmed
swing the bat kris
SHIT CALL
>implying those other balls in the same spot were too high??
Now this is umpball.
blues lose 6-3, time for a three run home run this inning to fuck st louis again
This is pretty bad umpball, bias aside.
>>67811030
Do we need to summon energy?
Yeahhh that was pretty bad. But fuck it its all good for the Cubs
>>67811060
The power of tits will assure victory
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>Audible 'let's go cubbies'
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>>67811140
god damnit
What the fuck?
Wtf fowler! !!!! Are you fucking retarded
fucking dumb luck
Well shit, we'll get them in the 10th
NOOO Fuckin shit
everything that went the Cubs way for the first 5 weeks is now doing the opposite
Rizzo should have bunted
Never fucking lucky
Ever
>>67811211
it's not his fault Rizzo hit it straight to the guy, again.
>>67811247
Its the Cubs what the hell did you expect?
They have been the epitome of unlucky since 1945
Cubs have been getting fucked by shifts the last week+. Maddon needs to meme up his managing!
>9 hits
>10 lob
>fucknals have 4 hits
>tie game
they'll probably win it here
>>67811286
Maybe he should tell Rizzo to start batting right handed. What could go wrong?
>>67811226
stay positive
>>67811327
He will bat like Heyward
>>67811327
striking out would have been a better outcome than that
>>67811249
This is bait right.
THE DREAM IS OVER AND REALITY SETS BACK IN
NEVER LUCKY
FUCKING EVER
THIS IS HORSESHIT
fuck this game, better luck tomorrow
Fuck
I'm still so fucking pissed about that giants series too fuck this shit
Fug
>>67811560
I'm sure the umps will find more ways to fuck the Cubs over.
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T ANYONE HIT A HOME RUN ON THIS TEAM?
This is a Maddon and fowler loss
now what? cubs suck
Nice meme win faggots
Sick home run balls
>>67811616
Large fields
>the league actually allows fields to be different sizes
Cubs: 9 hits
Tards: 5 hits
>not a single Cards fan in this thread
>muh hits
>>67811715
It'd be insane for Cardinals fans to post on the internet anywhere outside of their own fan blogs when everyone has been brainwashed by Gawker to think it's okay to call them human trash and wish death upon them because their baseball team won games.
>>67811778
>implying cardinal fans had nothing to do with trashing their reputation as an awful fanbase
>>67811940
Shouldn't you be trying to find a way to pay Hulk Hogan the money you owe him?
>>67811778
and some NSBB posters who frame """candid""" photos of cardinals """fans"""
I dont know what made St fucking Louis such an attractive target... always seemed to irrelevant for Chicago, NY etc. to waste their time on.
