you're at tescos buying richmond sausages and this man sets your girl through on goal with a flick past 2 defenders whilst being pressured by a third what do you do?
>>67797816
That is an absurd hypothetical because as you know richmond sausages are not gluten free
Crack the little nigger in the jaw and piss on him
>>67797816
>he buys his sausages in a supermarket
>>67797897
>I bet you don't drink real ales either
>2016
>Buying sausages from a store and not making your own
>eating sausages
WhatEver is next with you faggots
>>67798028
go and have some vegan™ boys bumhole
>>67797816
Chase her down and shepherd her out wide before she can get a shot away, buying our defence crucial seconds to get back while she's playing into the corner flag
Carry on with my shop and go get some bread and HP sauce to go with my sausages
>Sausages
>Not a crate of carling and a pouch of amber leaf
>buying pre packaged meats
>not buying sausage made at the butchers
wew lad
>>67799153
>not a four-pack of Kopparberg and a box of 3-in-1 amber leaf
>>67799299
>Kopparberg
lol get a load of this southern fairy
>>67799104
>HP sauce to go with my sausages
Hopefully you select the only HP sauce you should be using, right?
>Tescos
>s
>>67797816
Are the sausages halal?
>>67797816
Hope the goalie gets to it first and then go buy a few tinnies to celebrate having a gf.
>>67799593
>mfw when can't find it in the states
