2 points max in the group
>>67787349
I'll take it!
>thinking vardy and drinkwater won't drag them to the semis
there are people who still doubt meme magic
>>67787349
Lol even if we're complete shit, we'll still spank Wales.
>>67787645
This
We're guaranteed at least 3 points which would be enough to get out of the group
They were really awful today, maybe not going out in group stage because this group looks easy (unlike in the WC) but I don't much from them.
>>67787745
*don't expect
>>67787645
>>67787679
The pessimistic side of me can see Bale going complete galactico on our arses, though. But hopefully not.
>>67787349
What possesses you yank to start trouble with your father nation? I was going to support you in Copa america, son, but now I don't even know....
>>67787679
Nothing's guaranteed in a tournament, breh. You should've worked that much out by now. Especially where England are concerned.
>>67787349
How many points will the U.S. get in the group?
>>67788458
1,776
>kane
>VARDY
>Rooney
That guarantees 3 goals a game
>smalling
>Hart
>Walker
That guarantees a clean sheet, at most a maximum of only one conceded each game
We literally can't lose
>>67787892
>>67788458
L - Colombia
W - Costa Rica
D - Paraguay
4 points la'
>>67787349
good thing that will be enough to get out anyway
will the Euro Cup have good shitposting threads?
USA would steamroll this tournament
>>67789189
If we get meme results.
>>67789189
the best
Wales here
pretty much convinced we'll beat you 3-0
>>67787349
What does it matter?
With how this tournament works, you can advance to the next stage with 1 (one) point (if there are 3 or more 9/6/1/1 or 7/7/1/1 groups).
You can also fail to advance with 4 points (4/4/4/4).
>>67788729
>kane
>VARDY
>Rooney
That guarantees maybe 1 goal a game
>smalling
>Hart
>Walker
That guarantees 2, at least a minimum of only one conceded each game.
We literally can't win
Fixed mate
>>67788809
>>67787745
It was the first game played post season with all the players in camp. From now to the torunament you'll see big improvements in strength, fitness and teamwork.
>>67788614
>>67789566
>France bankrupts itself funding USA in a proxy war
>Spain drags soldiers and navy away by besieging Gibraltar
>Netherlands pays Mysore to raid ships in Indian Ocean
>France sends 10,000 troops to train and fight for America
>Poland sends Generals to help lead USA
>Britain pulls out (just like USA did in Vietnam)
>LOL WE WON UP YOUR ASS LIMEYS USA USA USA USA XDD
And you still treat Spain, France and Netherlands like shit.
I predict a score draw against Wayols, a win against Russia and a win against Slovakia.
Hart will make at least two clangers which will result in goals.
Dier or Alli will receive a red card.
>>67787349
Man I love England but I want to see them do terribly.
I just love hearing your media talking heads go on about what an international humiliation we have received, reading the negative comments on the dailymail, Piers Morgan's latest editorial etc
>>67796165
Someone can't handle the banter. Go and rest Pops, and drink your tea.
Pretend it's the good ol' days again.
>Just one thing, most of the French troops deployed didn't actually end up being used until the siege of Yorktown, and even the usage there was slight. The French captured a single redoubt, and the Americans captured one more, with fewer than 100 deaths between them. After that, it was all artillery and naval power, and eventually Cornwallis surrendered.
oi nah we'll smash yas
>>67787349
Football's coming home and there's nothing you can do about it.
I hope Wales smashes us desu
>>67787349
But you get 3 points for a win american bro
so what you should be saying is '6 points minimum in the group'
but it's ok I know you have counting problems
its literally comin home la'
>>67787787
bale is shit now
>>67787349
Russia - 9
Slovakia or slovenia (I don't remember desu) - 4
England - 2
Wales - 1
It's coming home comrades, coz we was the first champions of Euro
>>67797190
do you like manly women with big muscles who dominate you?
>>67797208
only if they are 2D women
>>67787679
like in the wc against costa rica
>>67797455
That was nice.
>le ''''group of death'''' plus cinderella Costa Rica
>Costa Rica bonks everyone and finishes 1st.
Ayyyyyy
England will draw with Russia, chat shit and get banged by Bales, and again by Slovakia.
>>67798239
But due to how this tournament works, you might still make it to the next round with one (1) point.
>>67787349
that could technically see them through you know.
Then they go on to win it, making it the most clutch comeback after a terrible start we've ever seen. God save the Queen.
>>67789621
Guatemala
