>we truly are the hockey master race
>Finland wins
>finnish shitposting about it and the wjc win all summer
>Canada wins
>Canada wins
Please win, Finland.
2nd for känädä
>>67768193
>>67768193
KÄNÄDÄÄÄÄÄ
kanukki
I've got the depression vodka in the freezer already.
how much should i bet on c4n4d4?
Finland cannot win finals. It's a fact.
Canada will win.
first for laine nod.webm
Fins will never win an olympic gold medal. You're lucky that our best players are not in the tournament. If they were, you would be defeated easily.
Reminder that kanadick is swedish for canadian (person)
>>67768230
The equivalent of a lid of Karhu
>>67768267
>great britain 1 gold
>finland 0 gold
>>67768267
its vice versa, finland haves u20 players so cant hockey superpower beat finnish non nhl players?
>>67768295
>doesn't matter. Our best players our not playing.
>>67768306
>so you literally think finnish team haves best players? XDDD
>>67768306
>MuricaN education reaches to canada
>you will never be a swedish speaking finn
>>67768267
>This
Everyone knows if this was the olympics, Canada will fuck of Finland
>>67768380
>fuck of Finland
>>67768222
Come on, we already beat Canada 4-0.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Seriously though, we have a very good chance at winning right now.
>>67768386
Sorry, I'm part American
>>67768391
silti ahdistaa
not sure if want Sweden win so USA no medal or USA win...
tough choice
>>67768424
leafs will win.
PULJU
>>67768230
How many neetbux do you have left?
>>67768424
Is Russia the new Sweden?
Itsemurha on kyllä lähellä jos finaali hävitään.
>>67768267
We are missing
>rask
>rinne
>määttä
>vatanen
>teräväinen
>filppula
>lehterä
our C team is better than your B team haha!
>>67768725
Ristolainen scored more than Määttä or Vatanen last season.
Btw what's up with Määttä?
I honestly hope that canada wins.
Vitun kendojuntit.
>>67768806
Delicious homo diver tears.
>>67768762
Forgot about that lad and i have no idea about määttä
Jänskättää vähän !
Huigeeta !!
>"HOLD THE GOAL, MIKKO. HOLD THE GOAL"
>Koskinen: "HOGOL, HOGOL"
I cried.
How many bongs?
Go Suomi
>>67768914
30 bings for rus usa
>>67768914
30min to bronze game. 5 bongs to Gold game.
>>67768922
Thanks, is it 4 bongs till the final?
>>67768922
>>67768931
Perfect. Go shopping, grab rum, and be back in time.
>>67768832
Stretching the goal posts a little WC 2016 might be the first time ever we have 6 NHL D-men in a major tournament.
http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/fi/nationality/finnish-nhl-defensemen-2015-16-stats.html
The 11th forward scored 22 points. I wonder what that stat would look like for other teams.
Ivan tears will be shed soon. Go Big Macs
Toivottavasti Kanada perseraiskaa Suomen täysin finaaleissa. En vittu kestä sekuntiakaan junttinaapureiden älämölöä pitkälle aamuyölle. Kenen kusipään idea oli pistää finaalit loppumaan siinä puolenyön aikoihin? Jotkut meistä nimittäin haluaisivat olla jo tuohon aikaan nukkumassa, mutta kun töllöstä tulee koko kansaa 'yhdistävä' keepitapelufinaali, silloin muka saa oikein luvan kanssa huutaa, meuhkata ja laulaa ukkooomeeetsooo, vaikka esimerkiksi minun taloyhtiössäni alkaa hiljaisuus kello 22. Ei siinä auta muu kuin pistää päällensä hikkykostajan naamio, odottaa kymmeneen illalla, kuunnella tarkkaan hokijunttien mölinää ja soittaa poliisit paikalle hiljentämään näiden Karjala-paavien pippalot. Jos minun pitää kärsiä, niin minä kyllä pistän vahingon kiertämään. Minulle ei vittuilla.
Saisinpa käsiini Kanadan lipun. Sitten jo ja kun Kanada voittaa mestaruuden, voisin heidän voittonsa kunniaksi hilata vaahterasiirappilipun taloyhtiön lippusankoon ja näin provosoida kendojuntteilua katsovia ali-ihmisiä oikein urakalla. Tai ehkäpä minä tappion hetkellä pistän täysillä repeattina soittamaan Kanadan kansallislaulua parin tunnin ajaksi, jolloin ehkäpä jopa se tyhmin hokitappelupelle tajuaa hiljentyä.
>>67769105
Exquisite pasta.
The games aren't even on TV? Fuck off NBC.
Vitun Ville Nieminen
stream here lads http://www.ustream.tv/channel/JTvLFrQy4Kb
>>67769105
Mitäs jos lopettaisit junttina elämisen ja muuttaisit omakotitaloon RÄH HÄH
I like this thread, especially when this board is 98% shitty football.
>ryssä hokkei
>>67769184
Nemo on paras
>>67768365
Well I already am
>>67769207
Kendojuntti
>>67769215
Ebin :DDDDD
>>67768725
We are missing
Sidney Motherfucking Crosby
Carey Price
John Tavarez
Steven Stamkos
P.K Subban
Jonathan Toews
Duncan Keith
Ryan Getzlaf
Rick nash
All amazing players. What now?
Finnbros, whatever happens, I want you faggots to know that I love shitposting with you guys. The rightful kings of the hockey world are battling for the top spot, as it should be.
>>67769281
at least half of those are known busts
>>67769281
>rick nash
>toews
>tavares
Which country will be the first to yell refpuck in the gold medal game?
>>67769310
Finlan
Just posting Pulju
>>67769310
Latvia
>>67769293
>>67768725
a team of who even. only guy that people know is rask
>>67769310
we are always first
>>67769310
What nationality are the refs? Canadian refs, Finland will refpuck first. Euro refs, >we will.
>>67769281
>Sidney Motherfucking Crosby
a complete no show on international stage
>Carey Price
meme
>John Tavarez
Actually Portugeese
>Steven Stamkos
Actually Greek
>P.K Subban
nigger
>Jonathan Toews
American
>Duncan Keith
I'll give you that
>Ryan Getzlaf
lol
>Rick nash
lel MAOOOOOO
>>67769293
Who?
>>67769310
Finland
Why does Russia keep using Bobrovski? He's bretty bad tbqhfam
>>67769363
He's the only Russian goalie not on performance enhancers.
Who /WARS OF SKY/ here?
>>67769317
>>67769322
>>67769336
>>67769354
Genghis would be proud
>>67769344
Don't know, but that sounds like a fair judgement
>>67769363
>Russian goaltending
Don't you remember Vancouver?
>>67769349
>rask
Boston Bruins goaltender
>rinne
Who
>määttä
Who
>vatanen
Who
>teräväinen
Sounds like a pokemon
>filppul
Who
>lehterä
Who
Whos rooting for our comrades
Scaar
>murrica
>1-0
USA you can't lose to commie shits.
RUSSIA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>67769344
swiss and russian, the same guys were in the preliminary game
>>67769403
>13:37
>>67769395
You have to go back.
>>67769395
Go 'Murrica. MAROOOOOOOOOOOON.
>>67769351
the lower half
>>67769409
FUCKING REFPUCK BULLSHIT, IMPARTIAL REFS PLZ
>USA-RUS medal game
>only Finns and Canucks actually watching
Ebin
I hope the russians injure Matthews.
nice pass busthews
Can't wait for the meme final. Gonna be glorious shitposting
Americute <3
>>67769468
>shitposting =/= watching
Nelson dominating Russian manlets.
>>67769479
>>67769484
Anti-Matthews Taskforce detected
>>67769489
But that's the king of England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo
thanks for posting this yesterday
it's breddy addictive
>>67769105
Miten jätkä voi olla noin kireenä? Äiti ei päästä Tumblriin?
>>67769492
>watching a game without /sp/
Inconceivable
>>67769468
Kinda hurts tвh
no one cares about
>our sport
>>67769506
>almost 1 million views
>>67769506
SARAVON PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA PEKKA
>>67769528
Stop avoiding the word filter senpai
Where are American posters here?
>>67769284
You too Canada. I am seriously happy for you, the only other opponent i would take to the finals would be Sweden.
But even though I like you, pic related.
>>67769528
I think you mean >our sport. Either way, fuck Murrica and Russia. Both countries suck at hockey anyway.
>>67769543
Anime butt is best butt
R O S S Y A
O
S
S
Y
A
>>67769541
never tвh ₣am ṡmh
I don't think Team USA has their heart in this. Shame.
>russia winning 2-0
>not even playing their refs
wow usa just retire
>votes are today in austria
>this year it's ultra rightist against super left wings
>go and vote as any law obiditent citizen does
>turn on TV
>RUS/USA is on
>literally the same as we have right now here in austria on the ice
why is all so political/ cold war feeling desuuuu ~.~
also
>no Ovi on PP
>Russia plays good PP and instantly scores
COINCIDENCE??
>>67769577
>Team USA
the world would be a better place without chinese cartoons
>>67769587
godspeed austria, when do we get the first polls?
>tfw three weeks sober today and tying to stay that way
>nearby stores closing in less than two hours so I'll have to make a decision about whether or not I want to break my sobriety soon
>>67769599
>anime
>chinese
cmon Funland, I love you guys, you can do better memeing than that
>>67769587
Stop namefagging, faggot.
>>67769612
it's a meme you dip
>>67769602
what do you mean? first results of austrian vote?
>>67769599
but 2d is the only thing that brings me happiness
>>67769621
dumb dork poster
>>67769599
this tbqh, they don't warn enough about the dangers of this drug
>being butthurt at someone who wants to standout in /hoc/ and /iihf/, the best generals we have
WEW
E
W
don't you have to plan Blitzkrieg after getting BTFO by russia m8
>>67769625
yes i suppose that is what i mean
Dirty Russian play.
>another amerilel down
>>67769653
>Wanting to standout on an anonymous imageboard
Fuck off
>>67769662
at 5pm local time here in vienna we will know if we the Reds take over or we will artifically revive hitler
both will cause some major butthurt here
In the game's case it seems the Commies smash the Republicans
>>67769653
>someone who wants to standout
You are legitimately a fucking faggot, and this is the first & last time I'll reply to you because I know you're just craving attention.
Please take this sincerely when I say that you should kill yourself
>iihf refs
>>67769689
Surely the right will rise to smite the parasites?
>interference
>matthews
>>67769681
>still being butthurt
m8, it's so much fun being a little bit known in /hoc/ just because you only come once in a year to /iihf/ and cry when Holzer & Co won't reach anything
>matthews
Matthews looks like garbage again.
He is the hero the laffs truly deserve.
>>67769651
Awww you are cute
>>67769610
Do it faggot.
>>67769681
>>67769702
Austria just baited Britain and Germany so fucking hard I thought I went back in time to 1916.
>>67769744
>Kahvia jääkaapissa
>>67769747
>Canada proving god-tier broship
>mfw
just proves that /hoc/ is the best general we can hav and that Canada, USA and Funland are the comfiest posters we have
>>67769705
it most likely seems that the right will win that one
but this years leftist also is very popular so it will be close until the end I think
>>67769743
i wish i were
>>67769764
Lipidit härskiintyvät pilaten kahvin syvät tanniinit, jos kahvia ei säilytetä viilessä.
>>67769764
>Not storing your coffee air tight in the fridge
It's like you want it to lose flavor.
Go Russia go! I am chanting for you.
>>67769793
I want to kiss and hug y-you
>>67769797
>juhla mokka
>maku
jotain standardeja nyt hei
>>67769184
sattuu kuunnella sitä jätkää
>Viikate
No jumalauta
>>67769811
>not drinking Party Mocca
I bet you're the kind of guy who doesn't even give a reach around while banging another dude's anus.
>>67769821
>Holes under sleeves where you put your hands
Has fashion gone too far?
>>67769847
the fuck is this
>>67769651
>>67769743
>>67769793
>>67769806
>You two in charge of not being faggots
>>67769847
>>67769852
Jeesus Ristus
>>67769852
hipster as fug
>>67769796
>>67769797
They already ship and store it in warm temperatures, how much flavour can you salvage?
>>67769805
Hope you win this wc, you obviously deserve it, good luck.
>>67769852
Inka used to be extra hot though.
>>67769873
They ground them in Finland and then hermetically seal them.
>>67769852
>problem glasses
Why does this have to be on a sunday? I have work tomorrow..
Oh wow I didn't realize there's a hockey world championship on right now. Wasn't there one already last year?
>>67769796
are you guys talking about booze or coffee?
Anyway, it looks cool as fuck
>>67769901
Coffee in the fridge
>>67769894
Skoda cup annihilated by Swissman
Vitut ei kiinnosta mikään pronssi matsi
Katon Madventuresia mut jatkan shitpostaamista
>>67769901
Coffee belonging in fridge.
Also, he would have gotten a bigger bottle of sriracha for cheaper from S-Market. He missed S-bonuses too.
poor murican goalie getting bullied again
>>67768039
>we
>>67769894
DELETE THIS
ŠKODA NUMBER 1
Telegin at it again.
What the fuck russki, don't skate into goalies
>>67769910
>coffee
>in the fridge
Who stores his coffee in the fridge?
But I'm not the one to talk with my Nespresso Capsules t b q h
>>67769918
>Madventuresia
C U C K
U
C
K
>>67769940
This guy >>67769744 and many others
>>67769893
Live in a proper timezone then, Pekka.
Awooo~~~~
>>67769879
Thanks m8. You guys deserve to win USA too. EUROPE FTW!
>>67769940
Cofee need cold becaus cofee inside is flesh.
>>67769969
>cofee inside is flesh
this pekka started drinking early
>>67769956
Ahoooo~
pretty booring game tbqh
>>67769920
The siracha is property of roommate. My stuff is on the same level as the coffee if you want to analyse it more. Plus the beer of course.
>>67769610
I will think about you Lad when i drink some beers at the best game of the evening
Good luck and hopefully you make the decision that fits the best for you
TAPPARA POPEDA MUSTAMAKKARA NÄSINNEULA SÄRKÄNNIEMI
G-guys im scared that dirty smelly cancux will intentionally injure our players in this meaningless game
>>67769976
This man does not know memes.
Kahvin rasva härskiintyy=inside coffee is flesh
>>67770043
You just reached a new level of retarded, congratulations.
>>67770031
If the Finnish kids are going to play in the NHL, they better learn to hang.
Corey Perry gives Laine a career ending injury with two minutes left when Canada is down 6-1, if digits.
>>67770031
>dubs = yes
>nubs = no
>>67770043
what is memes
The game was not even played yet and both sides are already making excuses for their loss.
>>67770060
Marchand will slew foot Aho's knee to porrodge.
post pulju
>>67770090
Roger that
>>67770090
pulju
3 0
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
IF YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT
AND YOU REALLY WANT TO SHOW IT
>poo es ay
>>67770090
Personal Pulju dump incoming
shamefur performance clapistan.
>>67770067
https://youtu.be/oWuyrlXI7nA
>US
>>67770090
/r/-ing the hilarious Laine/Pulju face swap pic
Telegin is simply incredible. Yestreday he was near death and today he plays like he was never even injured. Congratulations to him and the russian team. Fetus strangler really is an underrated coach.
>guy literally died yesterday
>just fine today and scaars
russian cinematography everyone
Why is Bulju a meme
>>67770090
Pulju
u
l
j
u
>>67770142
A true warrior, comparable to 2002 playoff Yzerman.
>>67770142
There are no injuries vodka can't heal.
>>67770121
>school shooter
DJ is the MVP of the tournament.
>>67770148
Because with just 17 years (Turned 18 this May)
Pulju wins U18 gold, U20 Gold and will maybe be the modern era Selanne
>mfw I congratulate Pulju
>>67770126
>ha. ha. ha. ha.
at least he hasnt kill himself yet
US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4 US4
4-0 4-0 4-0 4-0
4-0
4-0
4-0
thanks for the pulju dump friends
the choke is real
12-0 incoming
lol jk
12-1
Got damn
YEAH GO RUSSIA GO! 4-0!
shit game твн, im disappoint
>>67770175
are you the same canada-bro who brings up school-shooter whenever I post one of my happiest hockey memories?
also
SCAAAAR
Russia probably lost on purpose so they can get sweet revenge for the Cold War loss
>ameriquits
cmon at least try
>>67770142
>Russian media yesterday: "Telegin suffered a broken angle from a dirty Finnish play, where are the suspensions?"
>he scores a goal the day after
What do they feed their players in Russia, they have mad healing powers
>>67769506
huutista https://static.ylilauta.org/files/f9/orig/qslgbmc3/13264141_977203605708895_1521114924_n.mp4
You can't say "USA" without "ass" and "ayy"
Now Florida Panther rejects are scoring on us.
What the hell was that? Team USA isn't even trying. Just forfeit the game if you have no interest in playing.
>>67770214
Why are you making shit up again?
>Finland won every match
>rekt Canada
>rekt Russia
>Kanada beats USA in close match
>Russia reks USA in turn
How are Canada the bookmaker's favourite?
BURGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67770214
Only part of Soviet system that really worked.
Performance enhancement. Them russkies are so full of experimental shit their eyes are floating
fucking finally
>americaitlyns nowhere to be seen
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Why is it that USA can only come second no matter what?
They will come second in a gold medal game.
They will come second in a bronze medal game.
IT BEGINS
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
4 1
USA USA USA
The comeback kids can still do eet.
>>67770230
Shit, I jinxed it
>>67770211
Wait, that's actually you?
>posting your face on 4chan
Also, austrian namefag confirmed underage b&
>>67770242
Vietnam war curse
>>67770240
It's not even noon yet in eastern murika.
Canadians are only here because they literally have nothing else to live for because
>23 years
The fuck is Telegin doing on ice? Ohtamaa nearly killed him yesterday.
5-1
>>67770246
>>67770243
>>67770245
MIRACALE ON ICE PART II: RETURN OF DEM COLLEGE BOYZ
U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A
:D fug
>Americans
pls
>U5A
AYYY LMAO!!
U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A U5A
WTF IS HAPPENING
>>67770215
KEK
But why the fuck is this guy show his ticket like this. Is he trying to sell it through German TV?
how did canada struggle against this team?
USA sure likes to get BTFO in these bronze games.
>>67770261
>he doesn't wake up before 11am on a sunday
wew
>>67770251
Yes famalam that is my 20 year old babyface
>not posting my face when I get the chance to take a picture with a BASED and nice player
It's like you want to be socialy rejected
>>67770229
Eternal underdogs
>>67770291
We need to keep good relations with our neighbours
>>67770274
He's gonna lose his tongue if he doesn't stop doing that before he starts in the NHL.
>>67770291
looks like all those stories about "ebil russkies" got to dem kids
when did the international games' clock start counting down like it does in the chel? i thought it always counted up?
>>67770297
>he does
how is this a penulty?
Ayyy lmaoo U5A getting BTFO
>M-Ma-Matthews isnt a b-bu-bust....
>>67770336
He isn't.
>>67770142
>Telegi
He's a direct descendant of Ilja Murometsä. He's got the self healing genes.
>>67770332
Pity
>>67770229
Muh intangibles, son.
>U5A
US4
US4
US4
>>67770364
How far behind is your stream?
>>67770336
>choked in WJC
>choked in Swiss league playoffs
>choked in WHC
Well at least he seems to be a half decent regular season player, whoever picks him 3rd-5th should be more than happy
>>67770329
>that gif
>>67770373
I meant that they came 4th
>this is only the end of the 2nd period
>>67770329
Is there a dog-size pig breed? Id get one.
>>67770394
Minipigs are small as shit
3-1 for Finland tonight, or atleast i hope so, got 100€ for that.
>>67770394
Ivan, you shame yourself.
A true russian only has bear for pet
>>67770394
How about a dog-sized dog?
What's the deal with USA always being 4th?
>yfw no one to free your dom
heros cape is there for the taking
>>67770403
Minipigs are too small. I want it to be like an average dog but not a fucking boar tier.
>putting Kinkaid in net
There are so many good goalies and they chose Schneiders bitch
>>67770415
Poor dog.
Such is life in the zone.
>>67770410
Come on, Pekka, you know commieblocks. Can't fit a bear in there. If you put it on your balcony, the bear will eat the goat that provides milk for the family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0
>>67770428
>murican goalt ending
>>67770410
Bear was shitting itself whenever a phone rang, had to get rid of it.
>Dat bantering about Telegin and Ovechkin on Finnish tv
Nyt Ville vittuun sieltä
Has Ville Nieminen had a lobotomy? And Nupe is drunk as usual.
>the city of MTV commentators
Ei oo kyllä Niemistä yliarvostetumpaa pelaajaa Suomessa.
>m-m-mutta kun stanley
>>67770493
Se on Tampereelta, ei siihen lobotomiaa tarvi
Good lord, if >we lose this one, the shitposting is going to reach critical mass. No playoffs and no gold, I don't like the thought.
Nieminen on ylivoimaisesti suomen paras kommentaattori. Nautin
They put Condom in even though they pulled out too.
Mike Condom :DDD
Come on USA, why do you even take part in the tournament if you don't plan on actually playing to the fullest? We all know none have their Tier 1 teams on ice, but at least others try (bar Sweden, apparently). You just go "Gold or Bust", which is a crappy defense. If your respect for the other teams and the whole sport is on that level, do us all a favor and don't bother next time. Losing is one thing, not even trying is completely another, and frankly, disgusting.
3rd period. Stay comfy.
>>67770552
Don't worry. There's no way you'd lose IN YOUR OWN FUCKING GAME, right?
>>67770552
If that happens our only possible response would be to kick it up a notch and become the biggest, most obnoxious shitposters /sp/ has ever seen.
They'll regret it. They'll regret all of this.
>>67770594
EESTI
E
S
T
I
>>67770602
Riot baby, riot.
>>67770591
>putting the condom on AFTER you've blown it
>>67770437
I would shit a mountain of bricks.
So much NOPE.
>>67770536
Kyllähä tuo asiaa puhuu mutta kun se on tollasta autistista takeltelua... Puhekoutsille mars
>>67770594
post your cute eesti butt :3
>>67770627
:D
Only in America.
omfg ruskie cutie w/ puffy bangs :3c
>>67770594
R A R E
A
R
E
russia going down
Post your kisaeväät
>>67770665
you what m8
USA USA USA
CУКA
>>67770602
Francoise, Fort McMurray already burned, no need to torch Vancouver again.
>>67770602
\HAWK\ WILL BURN
CYKA
SERGEI GET THE NUKES
>>67770674
Voi veljet nyt alko tekeen mieli classikkia ja kahveeta
>>67770674
>kisaeväät
I dont know what that means
>>67770703
Kipin kapin kaupasta hakemaan jätskiä
>two es a
Guys, I don't know why you think USA is "not even trying"
They are doing their very best. Let's not forget that they only even made it to the quarters because Slovakia scored 1 minute too late, and then next game against the czhecs fucking scored on an obvious reffpuck offside to win it.
USA is so beyond garbage that I am quite frankly pissed that they are playing at all today, least deserving team to be playing today imho.
USA is Denmark tier, and should quite frankly down 10-1 because of how much better Russia is.
>>67770674
I'm too afraid to drink coffee lest it fucks up my perfect sleep schedule.
>>67770674
Just söin kanssa ton saman jäätelön, ja sipsut meni jo ennen peliä..
>>67770714
>game eats
More or less
>>67770714
Things you stuff your face with while watching the game
>>67770730
At least they know how many people should be on the ice.
>>67770714
Maybe this helps you to understand
Just put $30 on canada. These dirty finns have no chance
>>67770790
-30$, good job
>>67770786
>eating pony
HERESY
>>67770374
>tfw you know your team will pick matthews over laine or pulju
>>67770674
bought some kriek beer of the local variety, will enjoy this while watching the game
go suomi!
You can tell that even the Russians have now stopped playing and are just maintaining the lead. Guess I'm done with this game.
>>67770674
>>67770737
>>67770742
>Ruisleipää
>Classic
>Koff
>Mahdollinen MM kulta ja torilla tavataan setti luvassa
Mitä vittua teen täällä ;_;
I'm gonna get piss drunk and make some pancakes for the evening's game. Does this sound like a good idea?
>>67770790
>Perry & Hall slewfooting Laine and trying to destroy his knees
>dindu nuffin
>>67770816
I wonder who will take Bulju.
Or will the Swedish literally Sebastian Aho be picked.
>>67770838
Yes, but don't fuck up the pancakes
>>67770838
If your goal is to cash in on insurance, sure
>>67770816
>tfw your team got jewed out of 3rd place so all the future pulju memes won't feel as special as they could have been
>>67770833
Trying score French muffins hairy pits?
>busthews mad
>>67770833
Nyt nopeesti joku pikalento helsinkivantaan lentokentälle
lel @ slovak goalie
>>67770894
>he missed the flight back home
>>67770889
KEK
Ei suomessa ole sisäisiä lentoja kun kokkarejengi ei saa niistä irti 300% voittoja
>>67770864
that feel still hurts
>>67770912
Suomensisäisiä lentoja Ranskasta.
>>67770838
You misspelled "Fuck the pancakes"
AAYYYYY
Perkele vituu!!
t. amerigan
Condom imee :D
Oijjoijoi siinä taas menee ryssä
>>67770948
looks like cat's diarrhoea tвh
Embarrassing
fug :DDDD berkele :DDD
>>67770977
Ranet kanakastikkeella is an age old finnish delicacy
How do Russians feel about Finland? Are they going to cheer for them (besides the fact that their opponent is Canada)?
>>67770998
For NEET losers maybe
>caring about this irrelevant tournament
lmaoing @ your life
>>67770906
Is that shrimp... s-sour cream?
That seems so wrong but I want it.
>>67771011
No nyt ON
>>67771011
Panostettu on
>>67770953
No vittu, sen siitä saa kun on puusilmä.
>>67770948
Mitä vittua olet tehnyt ranskalaisillesi, mies?
Paistoitko pannulla vai miten helvetissä teit niistä noin paskasen näkösiä?
>>67771033
It's cream cheese
>>67771018
>team with KHL players
>team with A FUCKING LEAF
Guess
>>67771018
One has McBust and Trudeau, the other has Laine and memes. It's obvious.
>>67771050
Näyttäis ainaskin ihan kuin tossa olis vaan pirusti jotain paprikajauhetta
>>67771018
>>67769956
>>67769977
Russia will cheer for Finland, we used to be a part of them after all.
>>67771077
Veikkaisin rillimaustetta
>>67771018
Yes, Russians will cheer for Finland today.
>>67771055
Oh well that's less extravagantly ridiculous but sounds much more appealing.
>>67771018
yuropoor hockey is shit so ima cheer for cucknada
>>67771081
>>67771091
Thanks
>>67771081
> we used to be a part of them after all
t. ryssa sympathizer
>>67771033
it's a spread with shrimp flavor, you don't want it
>>67771077
Yrh. Ranskikset tarvii vaa suolaa.
>>67771106
That shrimp, it's such a slut.
>>67771011
>more sauce than actual food
fatty detected
>>67771091
>there's a Russian ref
SCARED
>>67771094
Wait, you don't have that?
>>67769281
>Getlaugh
>Rick the Dick
>Le reaper man
>le invisible playoff man
ayy lmao
I'll give you the rest though
>>67771050
>>67771077
Ootteko jotain uusia homoja kun että tunnista raneja kanakastikkeessa?
>>67771122
I've never seen it come in shrimp.
Who /Lifelong Finland Fan/ here?
>>67770700
Underrated post.
Matthews has been a ghost today. If Laine scores a hat trick today will he get the first pick?
>too many """men"""
>>67771094
It's pretty tasty.
>>67771106
Rather russki than swedenstan tbqhwyf
>>67771135
Pointti oli että mitä noille raneille on tehty.
Opi lukemaan, homo
>>67771135
En tunnista tollasta punasta maustekasaa
>>67771138
must be some easily manufactured flavor since all sorts of junk food have it
>>67771141
Here
>>67771151
Cuckold.
topkek
>>67771121
lol, didn't know that
>7-2
7-2
>7-2
7-2
>7-2
AWOOOOOOOOOO
>ovechkin 1+1 in 5 games
Shrimps are literally sea-maggots. Fite me cowards.
77777
7
7
7
>7-2
C A R N A G E
>Salting the wound
>losing 7-2 in a medal game
Embarrassing
>UNI7ED
>S7A7ES
>OF
>AME2ICA
>>67771149
no and that's a good thing, who would want him to get ruined by laffs
azazaza
>>67771191
DELETE THIS
>russkie national team confirmed for classless bullies
>7-2
Thanks Obama.
>U7A
STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
>>67771135
Enpä kyll ennen oo rane kanakastike settii nähnykkään.. Onks suositumpi jossain pohjosemmassa?
t. helsinkihomo
>implying we give a shit about this meme tournament
fuuuu
>>67771163
There were shittons of shrimp flavored junk food snacks when I lived in Thailand so that's not strange to me, but that cream twiggled my brain.
>>67771166
>shedding your leaf to bandwagon the mongols
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>67771244
> irrelevant
top kek
>>67771240
>UN PUTAIN DE FRANÇAIS
>>67771240
Ylilaudan pakotus.
These camera zooms are just mean
Ville go home you're retarded
so then what the heck is the world cup of hockey taking place in toronto later this year? what is the difference between this and that?
also won't that be carrying over into the nhl regular season starting it in september?
>>67771221
Implying Jets would be better.
atleast we fucked usa up, that's cool
good luck to finnfriends later today, i'll root for you
will trump make usa great hockey country again?
>>67771240
Ite pitäydyn rane-lihapulla koska helppo tehdä.
Tietty jos olisi ylimääräisenä kanakastiketta niin olisihan ranet nopea lisäke.. Mut sillonki taitasin pyöräyttää vaa nuudelit.
>>67771275
the difference is that this tournament has real national teams instead of meme teams
>>67771227
You should try giving more play time to the younger players, too. Instead of these big name underperformers.
Villellä on kyllä vituttavin tapa artikuloida koko universumissa
>McBust
0+8 in 9 games
>>67771282
>being proud of winning the retard medal against a bunch of scrubs in a meme tournament
typical Russian subhuman lmao
>>67771275
World Cup is an NHL cash grab. Nothing more.
Good job Russia. Americans should return back to baseball or whatever the fuck they are playing those days.
>>67771294
Agree with you
>>67771330
I hear they excel in handball
TORI IS NO GO
>>67771319
>being russian
>not being proud of defeating USA in whatever tournament
What will happen in finnland if canada wins?
>lose to binland
>everyone starts shitting on underperforming players, coach on fire
>dumpster US of A
>team gonna get praised to no end
I see through your master plan, ameriblobs
who the fuck is that asian dude?
>>67771319
You're even sandbagging your damage control?
>4th place
>>67771357
mass suicide
>>67771357
TVs being thrown from balconies, heavy drinking and suicides
>About 2 hours left until ultimate memeage begins.
Can't fucking wait
>>67771284
noniin mäkin ajattelin, en mä ainakaa pistä uunia päälle jos haluun syödä jotain nopeesti, sit just pastaa ja vaikka pestoo ja tonnikalaa
>>67771357
Same thing if we win.
Everyone gets drunk.
>>67771281
yes they would
laughs are destined to suck forever
>>67771244
>USA don't care about winning against Russia
>>67771385
Perfect meme storm rising.
>>67771382
Tossing modern TV is a waste of time.
Piece of shit flats don't even explode like the old ones used to
>>67771240
Ranet kanakastikkeella on suht muinainen meemi. Oletko alaikäinen, trolli vai juuri aloittanut lautailun?
>7-2
>>67771414
>he doesn't have a bunch of CRTs and grandmas TV around for emergencies
canada might be able to meme a victory today, hopefully mcdavid shows up today
>>67771404
Babcock will make the Leafs great again. It will be like Pittsburgh after Crosby.
>>67771414
It's the thought that counts
Trump will save us so this will never happen again.
>>67771141
Yes? Remember how much we sucked back in 80s and early 90s? How every game was fucking nerve-wrecking against any country?
What kind of shit medals are those?
A small strip of metal around a plexiglass center?
They look Ike fucking clocks.
Is alcoholism really bad in Finland? Like does it result in a lot of spousal abuse, chronic liver disease, and drunk driving-related deaths?
Russian anthem is quite nice tbqh
soon
>>67771465
>Watching games in the 80s
Lol, granpa.
>>67771474
yes
>>67771474
Yes
>>67771477
Me on the lefft
I really feel for Russia on this one. Such a proud and unique people, as is their hockey. I hope they win the world cup or something.
>>67771293
>>67771321
This desu senpaitachi. Škoda cup = best cup.
>>67771474
Yes, more so than in your average Western European country
>>67771424
ylilauta meemi siis? En mä siel hirveesti jaksa roikkuu, täällä kylläkin lähes 10vuotta on/off. Meemi mennyt nyt ohi vaa vissii
>>67771474
yes
>>67771474
yes
>>67771488
>>67771490
I thought you were ordnung incarnate to drive drunk.
>>67771474
I don't drink drivers causing deaths is a thing.
What's wrong with smacking your wife?
>>67771474
joo
>tfw got chills from rusyan anthem
A-am I rusyan?
>>67771504
Ylilauta on kyllä jotenkin liian rassaava paikka
>>67771504
Parempi mennä meemiopistoon kertausharjoituksiin
>>67768039
So sucky murrica sucked against. I am not even surprised. Because everybody knows that sucky murica suck ass! Also PAN!
>>67771475
It really is
See you in a couple of hours, Suomi. May the best team win
and look
finals played by the two countries who are the only ones who cant succeed in other sports
>>67768039
AUSTIN KEKEWS BTFO
in 2 hours Schieffle vs Laine - regardless who comes out on top, Jets fans win
>>67771534
My asshole is already puckered
>>67771504
MuroBBS:n kokkailulangasta on lähtöisin ranet & kanakastike -meemi.
http://www.iltasanomat.fi/a/2000001184576
>>67771540
Other sports are gay desu.
>>67771465
Of course, just like Peruvian's soccer back there. Well not quite, because we really suck.
What I mean is, I like Finland the most because I feel that they feel/love the game the most. You're like the LA of hockey.
>>67771565
This senpai
Any Estonians here? I heard you guys are actually rooting for Finland and watching this shit as fanatically as we do, is this true?
>>67771561
jesus christ that guy inherited 100% wifebeater elämän koulu mongoloid genes from his parents
I'm so fucking scared.
For once in a very long time our team actually looks like they might have a chance
Jesus fucking Christ I'm shaking from dread. At least other times you can just set your expectations low.
>>67771578
this. who the hell wants to watch nigger hoop or ref dive
>>67771590
Not estonian, but rooting for you guys
Go suomi!
>>67771592
>mongoloid
>Krister
He's a Fennoswede.
How long until mongols v. cucks?
>>67771614
~2hrs
>>67771590
Cyкa Блять
>>67771604
Or play.
WHO OH MY RUIS HERE
>>67771614
110 bings to puck drop.
>>67771633
J O R I
O
R
I
>>67769281
Canada already on damage control kek
>>67771633
Have you seen that trap oh my webm?
>>67771633
Too expensive in my local Prisma
look at this cute pulju i found
isn't he just darling?
>>67771597
same, i can feel it in my chest and when the game begins, i know my hands will start sweating :D
but i trust the team to stay as frosty as they've been so far
>>67771629
>>67771646
Thanks.
Pls win binland.
>>67771633
The full commercial is funny desu, don't know why it's not actually airing...
>>67769387
Seems like you know shit about hockey.
who dem boiz?
>>67771670
Ty, you do Euro 2016
>>67771700
hola
>>67771677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0_IE0Z6yR8
OH MY
>>67771474
If I remember correctly a 10% segment of the population drinks like 50% of the alcohol, so in that sense there are some problems. The rest drink fairly moderately. It wouldn't be wrong to say that deliberate intoxication does play a role in the Finnish culture.
second last digit it canadas score, last digit it finlands score
OFFICIAL ROLL
new thread when
>>67771748
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>67771715
Most accurate depiction of Pekkas here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxvrUVeids&feature=youtu.be
>>67770790
Always bet against your own cunt. If you win, profit. If you lose but >you win, you can party. Win-win.
>>67771748
I can live with this.
>>67771748
damnit
>>67771748
>canada getting 4 behind kolmenmetrin koskinen
>>67771748
poppin bottles
>>67771754
here fampai
>>67771780
>>67771780
>>67771780
>>67771533
>drunk bydlo with google translate showed up
wew
>>67771546
Canucks win Tanev's trade value has gone up after this :)
>>67768267
>Canada needs its best players to beat Finnish E-team with underage kids
Mitä elokuvaa katsois finaalin aikana? Tulee huono olo jännityksestä jos katsoo. u20 finaalissa meni taju ku Venäjä teki tasoitus maalin
>>67771878
Tuntematon sotilas.
>>67771878
Talvisota
>>67771475
Better than our german drinkinh song.
>>67772380
Everything that comes from Russia is shit except piss.
>>67770114
IF YOU'RE LAINE AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP SHOT
>>67772752
lel
i like this post