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done deals:
>mourinho to united
>xhaka to arsenal
>javi martinez to liverpool
made up shit:
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/gossip
>>67766222
TRIPS CONFIRM
OUR YEAR LA
Why is Wenger spending that much on a literally who?
>fax machine fucks up
>moutinho ends up as man u manager
>>67766249
He's the future Swiss captain desu.
Fucking sick of our media, lads.
Mail on Sunday gave Rooney man of the match, an 8.5/10 rating and said he "revelled in his new midfield role. United's most influential player"
Yet he was fucking shit, could have been sent off, lazy passing, gave the ball away a hundred times.
Is it all damage control? They've hyped him for years but has never done anything of note in the national team so they're still clinging on to hope that suddenly he'll be Messi for England and justify their hype of him for years
>>67766302
>yfw Dier gets dropped for Rooney
>>67766249
Granit Xhaka is a "literally who" only for literally whos.
who will be the one's desperate enough to spunk €60m on morata?
Think we should either get some Americans to organise ur pre-match and half time entertainment or just not bother at all.
Yesterday's pre-match shit was embarrassing
>>67766354
>le 8 goals a season man
>>67766364
didn't watch the game yesterday, but i thought the pre-match celebrations at the fa cup just involved someone singing 'abide with me'
>>67766377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P44Ace1KX5M
>>67766377
>just involved someone singing 'abide with me'
They somehow fucked that one up.
>>67766392
i just threw up a little
>>67766267
is that supposed to be impressive?
he looks like a complete retard and seems like he plays like one too
>>67766302
yeah but if it weren't for rooney united wouldn't have scored the equaliser
going to be gerrard tier at the euros though, i hope hodgson has learnt his lesson
>>67766377
they first had a rapper, who was late
then muh nhs choir singing abide with me awfully
then some bird who got 7 in the charts last year signing the national anthem, only she forgot to sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z1t92mVpKc
kek
>>67766427
turned out better desu. crowd > singers every time
>>67766402
Youre not very good at memeing, pal. Back to bed.
>>67766427
>22 footballers know when to start singing
>the woman who's been hired for that very purpose doesn't
>>67766444
im not memeing
look at this cunt
>>67766452
>22 footballers
more like 90,000 people at wembley. it's like she's never heard the anthem before
who /hungover/ here? Thank you based Lingard. Unsure how I feel about LVG sacking
>>67766302
You been watching Rooney? He has been placing pin point passes across the field on a consistent basis; not many others in the world could keep putting the passes across that he does. He also has been hustling back on D and several times has saved their asses. On top of that he can still pull off shit like he did today where he basically said "fuck this shit team I'm putting us back in this" and then dribbled the ball past 4 people to set up the goal.
Rooney is the real deal
>>67766466
i think she just missed the start and was worried about coming in out of time
Think we all have to accept that Rooney WILL start no matter what. In that case, he needs to be on the right or left side of the diamond. If Alli doesn't start behind the strikers it will be a fucking crime, even just for his telepathy with Kane
thank god its finally over
>>67766479
>"that hair transplant thing... does it really work pal?"
>"not if you have shit Scouse genes, haha"
>>67766489
shut up
>>67766461
i don't see it
>>67766489
i agree if he doesn't start the whole pre game half time post game all everyone will be talking about is omg why didnt we start our wayne
play him in midfield clearly with vardz and kane up front
who /busy summer ahead/ here?
Would like to see some Alli - Vardy link up against Turkey tonight. If Woyes will pop Rooney in the hole instead we at least need to know what we're missing out on.
Anybody want Walcott?
>>67766574
I'd have him in my team when he's fit desu.
>>67766354
I actually thought he meant Serie A with that, as in "I am staying here".
>da ox to the fox
how the premier league champions have fallen
>>67766574
It annoys me that arsenal fans have turned on Walcott yet are giving Chamberlain a free pass
>>67766461
He looks like diet Ronaldo
>>67766591
lel I figured it was just for Alvaro
So Zlatan to United? I'd rather just keep Rashford as number 1 and get a back up that isn't like 38.
>>67766593
Literally going backwards if that were to happen.
>>67766601
>Spelling out your own name
Bit sad.
>>67766597
/arse/ hates oxshit la
>>67766392
Football shouldn't need this sort of things. I understand they want to build hype but I don't like it.
>>67766613
He's acknowledged as shit but Walcott gets far more hate despite doing nothing wrong
>>67766518
instant classic
>>67766617
At least we didn't spend half time interviewing Russell Crowe
>>67766603
Shirt seller. Just like Schweini, Falcao, Di Meme
Thankfully we now have a manager who won't put up with this shit. If he's not good enough mou won't play him.
>>67766621
>Depsite doing nothing wrong
He's done nothing in a decade except one half season back almost five years ago.
>>67766480
>He also has been hustling back on D
>>67766630
>we did
Christ. Good thing I didn't even bother watching until the game started. I had enough of it since we had Psy perform at one final.
>>67766621
>Walcott gets far more hate despite doing nothing wrong
Walcott is still perceived as a developing player even though he is closer to 30 than 20.
This is where the problem lies.
>>67766632
do you not remember every Chelsea fan raging over Ivanovic starting every game earlier this season?
>>67766621
I think it's more that Walcott showed some promise then never lived up to it.
>>67766623
it's almost too good 2bh
>>67766652
I am still mad at Mourinho for playing Torres/Ba/Eto'o in his first season.
did /trans/ see this quote yet
>Lukaku: "In my mind I ve already taken a decision about my future. We will see." Re-joining #CFC? "We'll see."
>>67766651
The problem lies in the fact that he never gets played and when he does he is stuck out wide
>>67766675
>he never gets played
because he's fucking dead all the time
>>67766666
woah the last five digits of his post number are all the same? wtf
>>67766666
Who else wants him beside Chelsea?
>>67766697
Who wouldn't want the best young striker in the world?
>>67766685
He hasn't been injured once this year. Wenger kept him on the bench while giroud went through the longest goaldrought in his drought-ridden history
>>67766697
Apparently he was looking around Dortmund's training facilities a month or two ago. I doubt they have the money though.
>>67766697
PSG maybe?
>>67766705
City have Aguero
Arsenal won't spend the amount Everton will ask
United have Mourinho who probably doesn't rate him
>>67766717
Cavani + they could try to get Morata.
Shame to lose Lamela after he finally got good, but he can start cup games
>>67766705
Morata?
How much does Everton want for Lukaku?
>>67766736
Presumably more than they paid, so 30m+
>>67766725
Morata plays for the best team in Italy and only manages to score 8 goals a season.
>>67766721
Cavani is a meme
>>67766741
Zaza then?
>>67766741
8 in the league, 12 total. 27 in 93 looks bad but he's not a lone striker, he was a sub this season, and he scored some important goals. If he plays as starter as the only goal scorer he should easily score 25-30 in a season.
He deserved better desu
>According to German newspaper Bild, Borussia Dortmund are prepared to let Mkhitaryan leave on a free next summer, if he doesn't extend his current contract.
sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/from-germany-chelsea-might-have-to-wait-another-year-to-sign
>LVG lining up a £12m bid for Ighalo
>Filling the squad up with overpriced memes for mou
kek
>>67766762
Is Dortmund that rich or something?
>>67766756
They said that about Welbeck.
>>67766768
think they're just desperate to shed the 'selling club' tag
>>67766776
They said about Welbeck that he had good physical qualities and he run a lot.
>>67766766
>LVG lining up a £12m bid for Ighalo
good signing for Everton
>>67766766
>le pray to god and disappear in second half of the season man
>£12m
fucking really
>>67766777
They did this before with Lewandowski.
How did Miki they aryan play for Dortmund? ie, could some top club actually buy him?
>>67766795
yes
I can't believe Volland is worth 15m...
>>67766830
First season alright, second season terrible (like everyone though), third season arguably the best player. That being said this season only happened, because Tuchel was able to help fix his very fragile comfidence. There's no telling what would happen if he fell into a slump/ had starting difficulties at a new club.
>>67766843
in the bundesliga every player is worth an arm and a leg
>>67766843
15-18. And he isn't worth it really.
>>67766859
Why though
>>67766830
he had like 23 goals and 32 assists or something this season
>>67766709
>He hasn't been injured once this year
But that's wrong you fucking retard. He missed the whole November and his form has been shit ever since.
>>67766863
all the clubs are owned by big companies
it's a money laundering scheme
>>67766697
Belgian media are saying Man U or Bayern
>>67766874
>november
>this year
>>67766880
>bayern
But why
>>67766863
Because English clubs are willing to pay that much. German clubs buy players from each other for peanuts.
>LVG spends entire season giving young players experience
>Mou's gonna send them on loan first chance
>>67766874
Dumb Austrian.
>>67766876
Considering what Bayer Leverkusen is, I don't doubt it. Plus there is a reason why they don't need foreign owners, they are already owned by big companies...
>>67766757
It's time for Van Gaal to either retire or go back to Ajax.
>>67766885
his dad his agent said he wanted to go there kek
>>67766889
Nah, Chelsea sent them on loan for their money making scheme. At United he will simply never play them until people forget about them
>>67766888
Volland didn't move to an English club, you dunce.
No wonder your economy went to shit; you can't even discuss football transfers properly.
>>67766900
He's definitely retiring. He said his last job would be the Utd one and he initially only wanted 2 years. Besides, at least he'll retire with a trophy.
>>67766900
>Ajax
NO we do not want him!
>>67766938
>we
what are your plans for the summer?
@67766939
Looking for one of these, friend?
>>67766724
Lacazette can't play on the wing.
>poop and mou
>chelsea and liverpool have no europe
>spurs will only get better
>leicester, wet spam and soton will still be good
is this the end?
>>67767047
Arsenal literally confirmed to lose 12 points to Manchester next season.
>>67767047
>doubting wonga's ability to win the 4th place trophy
>>67766762
United PLEASE
>>67766889
hoping this doesn't happen, I've been enjoying watching them play
>>67766461
men with sleek eyebrows look absolutely ridiculous.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36352180
>Frank Lampard has been called the worst MLS signing ever by several US media outlets
ayy lmao
>>67767212
lmao gerrard can't beat him at anything
>>67767235
How is Gerrard doing over there?
>>67767258
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/steven-gerrard-wife-alex-set-8019651
Fuck off Juve keep your dirty jew hands off Pjanic.
>>67767367
>juve
>jews
they're owned by fiat, you mong.
>>67767375
t. Antonio Fettuccine
remember when leicester LITERALLY WON THE FRICKING PREMIER LEAGUE
>>67767385
t. Awabagong Dingodidgideridooboong
>>67767390
nah
>>67767405
>Why are you people laughing at my pain?
>>67767405
poor lad
>>67767426
i laughed at that
>>67767436
At least he found out before they were getting married.
Someone to Spurs when?
Mason out when?
>>67767457
>Someone to Spurs when?
Embolo could make a decision in the next few days, Spurs are meant to be in for him.
>>67767449
fo shizzle
>>67767405
>women
Feel sorry for the lad
>>67767463
Still though
>bet your bird's arse is in pain
kek
>>67767457
take a seat la. most deals won't be done til after euros
>>67767390
as forgettable as every City win desu.
>>67767475
hes obviously an idiot though. majority of people getting married are dumb cunts.
>>67766744
This is tasty
>>67767481
wait, city won a title? when?
>>67767405
What does on her hen means ?
>>67767491
before you started watching football lad
>>67767499
bachelorette party
Tottenham close to Slimani apparently
>>67767461
probably the best they can do
spurs have a problem in that any striker they sign will have to accept being a bit part player because of kane
>>67767488
>tfw nearly all my mates are either in long term relationships, married or have children
always justifying that I don't care about marriage nor children gets tiresome real quick.
>>67767499
its a function where women learn to be good gives
>>67767523
At least you've got someone in the basement to come home to
>>67767543
hahahaha good one lad
right mint banter there lad
>>67767543
not really, only thing in the basement are the washing machine and dryer m8.
>>67767375
And Fiat is owned by...
>>67767523
Already voted today, lad?
>>67767565
Respectable peoples
>>67767565
not jews
Voting for Brexit so more young English talent can come through club ranks and win the world cup
>>67767516
>jews buying islam
>>67767583
>Elkann
Italians are lazier jews.
>>67766610
Ivan Rakitic goes around with "I.R" earrings
TODAY'S BULLSHIT:
>Premier League champions Leicester want to sign Arsenal midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 22, while the Gunners could move for Southampton striker Sadio Mane, 24.(Mirror)
>Liverpool hope to secure Bayern Munich's Germany international midfielder Mario Gotze, 23, in a £20m deal. (Sun)
>The Reds are also set to open talks with Leicester over a deal for 19-year-old left-back Ben Chilwell, while defender Martin Skrtel, 31, is set to leave Anfield.(Sunday Telegraph)
>Manchester United are planning a move for £30m-rated Sevilla midfielder Grzegorz Krychowiak, the 26-year-old Poland international, who has also been scouted by Arsenal. (Sun)
>Antonio Conte hopes to bring Napoli's Senegalese defender Kalidou Koulibaly, 24, to Chelsea in the summer. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Southampton have been watching Anderlecht midfielder Dennis Praet and will consider a £10m bid for the 22-year-old. (Mail on Sunday)
>Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas says the club have rejected West Ham's £31m bid for 24-year-old forward Alexandre Lacazette. (Goal.com)
>Chelsea are interested in Inter Milan goalkeeper Samir Handanovic and could pay £15m for the Slovenian 31-year-old. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Arsenal hope to soon be able to announce the signing of 23-year-old Borussia Monchengladbach and Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka. (ESPN)
>The Gunners have been has told they will need to pay £7m to sign Bolton's England U-21 defender Rob Holding, 20, having had an initial offer of £750,000 dismissed. (Sunday Express)
>Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli, 25, is a target for Serie A newcomers Crotone after spending this season on loan at AC Milan.(Liverpool Echo)
>Goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 26, who spent this season on loan at Roma, claims he learned more during his spell with the Italian club than in 10 years at Arsenal.(Il Tempo, via Evening Standard)
>>67767523
At least you aren't a literal cuck.
>>67767543
lel
Any West 'Am news?
>>67767612 continued:
>Besiktas midfielder Oguzhan Ozyakup, 23, who spent five years at Arsenal, should move to Chelsea, according to the Turkish club's president. (TRT, via Sunday Express)
>Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 23, says he has already made a decision over his future and that Chelsea are among "many beautiful clubs" that suit him. (Liverpool Echo)
>Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 22, says 18-year-old Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford deserves his place in Roy Hodgson's England squad. (Independent)
>Barcelona and Uruguay striker Luis Suarez, 29, has praised new Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers' influence on his game during their time at Liverpool. (Sunday Express)
>Defender Hector Bellerin, 21, has said he remains committed to Arsenal despite interest from his former club Barcelona. (Evening Standard)
>Bournemouth manager Eddie Howe "ticks every box" for a chairman and will be interesting the top clubs in the Premier League, according to former Cherries midfielder and ex-Liverpool captain Jamie Redknapp. (Bournemouth Echo)
>Nottingham Forest are interested in signing 22-year-old Scotland striker Tony Watt from Charlton. (Nottingham Post)
>Newcastle will offer 20-year-old defender Macaulay Gillesphey a new deal to stay at St James' Park. (Newcastle Chronicle)
>>67767599
well yeah now that a fucking american kike owns fiat, they're dirty jews but for most of their history they were owned by italians. fiat wouldn't be around if chrysler hadn't helped them out. italian football is a joke now anyway so who cares. i would love to go back to the old days of match fixing, the mafia, scandals, money laundering etc if it meant keeping the chinks and kikes out of owning the clubs.
>>67767625
Suarez to Celtic confirmed?
>>67767608
baldness has been linked with alzheimers so it's probably to remind him of what his name is
>>67767625
>ex-Liverpool captain Jamie Redknapp.
lel
>wet sham
top lel
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
>>67767686
>fuck up uniteds chances at top 4
>beg for them to win the FA cup so west ham can get into the EL
smarmy gits
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
too much fluro
>>67767686
kek, it's real
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
>>67766302
>doesnt play for half the year
>get cucked to being a supporting player for Gashy Rashy and the Mad Lads Crew
>Wow Rooney is so versatile! He's such a good cap and an amazing player to be able to change position like that!
holy cuckold batman, the media's at it again
![article-2531074-001F464B00000258-981_306x423[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QKn1uHx.jpg "article-2531074-001F464B00000258-981 306x423[1]")
>>67767674
>Redknapp became vice-and then full club captain by 1999–2000 following the departures of John Barnes, Steve McManaman and Paul Ince.
>this actually happened
christ houiller
>>67767457
Gotze to Spurs for 20 million and Adebayor's old wages
>>67767721
just remember houllier was manager
liverpool really have been fucking shit for the last 20 years
don't know how they managed to win the fa cup and champions league...
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
This is just a reminder that Liverpool will have no international football next season. None. Zilch. Zero games.
am I witnessing a new meme in the works?
>>67767625
>>Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 22, says 18-year-old Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford deserves his place in Roy Hodgson's England squad. (Independent)
Not because he genuinely cares but because the question was put to him and he wasn't exactly going to say 'nah he's shit'
>>67767721
He was only it for like 2-3 months too wasn't he before he kept getting injured and Hyypia(?) got it
>>67767746
just reddit seeping through
>>67767745
Good job Jurgen. You bottler.
VAN GAAL: IT'S OVER
Louis van Gaal has left Manchester United's team hotel and appeared in good spirits in taking time to pose for photos with fans.
Sly Sports News HQ reporter James Cooper spoke to the Dutchman as he left, wishing him "good luck" to which van Gaal replied "it's over".
Exactly what he means by that remains open to interpretation, but James was given no reply by United when he told them of van Gaal's comment.
>>67767746
just reddit seeping through
>>67767739
>fa cup
anyone can win it, see: wigan
>cl
meme magic
When will they be reuinted
and on what team will it happen
>>67767756
All people names Jürgen K. are bottlers.
>>67767746
just reddit seeping through
>>67767746
>it's real
kek
>>67767764
>>67767765
dortmund should sell sven after that pathetic penalty
>>67767749
They do this all the time.
>Reporter: "Mr Eriksen, did dropping points cost you the title?"
>Eriksen: "Yes"
>Reporter: "And you dropped points against Arsenal, would you say that played a role?"
>Eriksen: "Yes"
>ERIKSEN: ARSENAL COST US THE TITLE
>>67767765
probably arsenal, they have a history of signing benders.
>>67767757
r.i.p. FEE LOSS O FEE 2014-2016
wew lad
>>67767793
WHEEEY
>>67767765
They won't, since Dortmund will never buy Lars, and he doesn't show any interest in leaving anyway.
>>67767801
He didn't specify which new manager
>>67767576
sure, 9 a.m sharp at the Wahllokal, like usual.
When is the championship playoff? Has it already happened?
>>67767793
weeeeeew
>>67767817
Good lad.
>>67767819
28th May
>>67767819
next weekend
>>67767831
>28th of May
God damn year is flying by lads.
AHHHHH
we are man united we dont sack are managers
always backed fergie lad im not like those chelsea fans
>>67767838
>we're almost half way through 2016
not liking this one bit
>>67767769
Didn't he help you guys win the World Cup and the Euros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw
>>67767838
>tfw you wont get a job because there are so many sports events this summer
>>67767792
To be fair, Spurs could have gone top of the table if they beat West Ham and Arsenal at the time, so they did blow their chance the
>>67767838
Shit, this is the year I was supposed to get gf hah ha ha ha
>>67767831
>>67767832
Thanks.
>>67767850
I did this in the world cup two years ago, so comfy getting benefits while watching every game.
>>67767851
Had they not lost to Newcastle and Leicester either. You can pick any games and blame them.
>>67767729
>implying that Gotze would get into Tottenham's starting xi
Who is he going to replace? Lamela?
>>67766724
>Lacashit
>Bongs in charge of overseas player knowledge
He's Newcastle-tier la. Won't make it in the prem
>spurs literally choked their lead to arsenal
kek
>>67767849
sorry
all coaches named Jürgen K.*
Kohler, Klinsmann, Klopp
>>67767686
is it real?
>>67766724
spurs should sign real full backs and a winger
i remember years ago when there was a big stink because arselol fielded a completely foreign 11 and now hardly any teams field english players
>>67767869
>starting xi
Nah but he might replace Mason or Chadli in the squad.
England v Cockroach today lads
brehs...
>>67767907
etihad might actually be full for once
Gotze is available for £20m why is there not more of a fuss?
reminder that a worse player in Mata went for £37m 2 years ago
>>67767892
wew
>>67767909
lad
>>67767924
>mata
>worse than gotze
hello casual
>>67766951
Reeeee
>>67767891
Thanks for reminder
>>67767890
Spurs don't need new fullbacks, Rose/Walker are great and Davies/Tripper are good backups.
>>67767892
Imagine that fat little bastard trying to keep up in Poch's system, he'd either become GOAT or die of a heart attack.
>>67767938
oh god who let this american in here
SHOOO
>>67767924
It's not like Mata's current value is 37m
>>67767909
Butter face to the max
>>67767909
who dis?
>>67767957
>that a butter face
jog on mick
>>67767945
>Rose/Walker are great
no they arent, they just look better than they used to because pochettinos system benefits full backs alot
if they actually got reall good full backs their play would go to the next level
>>67767945
I think if he went we wouldn't see him until after Xmas if his fitness is a bad as I hear
>>67767970
Maria Marianov
>>67767924
>Fatzee
>Not having wasted his potential already and bayern are trying their hardest to hide him so they can sell him for a decent price to a stupid english club
Spurs need:
1. A forward who can play as a targetman but is not limited to it and also doesn't mind being second choice.
>Unrealistic dream buy: Lukaku
2. A creative 10/8 to be back-up for Eriksen. Who can keep up in a high-tempo and physical counter-pressing environment. Maybe we already have this in either Carroll or Mason?
>Unrealistic dream buy: Payet
3. Basically Schneiderlin.
>Unrealistic dream buy: Schneriderlin
Please advise more reasonable targets.
The most depressing thing about Arsenal is if Foxes finished 2nd they wouldn't have celebrated it as hard as Wonga and his squad.
>Sporting Lisbon winger André Carrillo, who hasn't played a game since September, will join Benfica on a free transfer once his contract runs out, only to be sold on the same day to Atletico Madrid for €25m. Another Benfica winger, Nico Gaitan, will also join Atleti, for the same fee.
When will this Mendes bullshit end?
>>67767972
Did you not see her mush? Is this a 10 in Australia? Feel bad for ya lad
>>67767986
Yeah you need more depth. That midfield is wank without Alli and Dembele.
>All these uncomfy as fuck select x until they disappear captchas
>>67767957
I'd butter her face if you know what i mean
>>67767909
Need to see her take black cock.
>>67767976
Like who?
>>67767991
>anything that isn't a 10 is a butterface
JOG ON MICK
>>67768001
what a pointless set of stats
>mizuno
>current year
>>67767986
wickham hoolahan and cattermole
>>67768001
>someone actually collated these stats
>someone actually paid attention to what boots footballers are wearing
>>67767986
>1. A forward who can play as a targetman but is not limited to it and also doesn't mind being second choice.
>Lukaku
How is Lukaku not a limited striker?
>>67767986
>back-up for Eriksen
>Payet
Why would the better player be the back-up?
>>67768014
She's a double bagger lad.
>>67766461
>you're name will never be Granit
>you will never ditch Switzerland to play for Kosovo
feels bad man
>>67767990
how can such obvious embezzlement go unpunished?
>>67767986
Lukaku with the ball at his feet is horrible from what i've seen, he has zero first touch too
>>67767707
those chelsea kits are disgusting
>>67768027
you are a shitcunt
>>67767909
muh dick
i need to know who this is
>>67768001
>Lukaku's nearly two of Mahrez
Why are pakis always so malnourished?
>>67768019
urgh
god
>>67768010
fuchs and simpson would be the ideal
>>67768042
They won't have those designs any more will they? Considering they're going with Nike now.
Unless they're having Adidas for one more season then switching to Nike?
>>67767990
Didn't he do the same with a terrible player who was sold to monaco last transfer window
>>67768043
And you're an Australian
>>67768056
Simpson is blatantly the weak link
>>67768059
not sure, i read that they had to pay about £60m to get out of their contract with addidas so they might just stick it out for one more season
>>67768056
Ha, right. They're not much of a step up really, if at all
>>67768069
you irish really think you're better than us, don't you.
do you realise how ridiculous that is?
bruhs...
>>67768088
Pa pls
>>67768108
2, 1
>>67768001
Harry Kane weights the same as Jermain Defoe? And isn't he 188?
>>67768108
fuckkk
i need to move to australia
>>67767986
>Lukaku
>can play as a target man
lol
>>67768131
So you could add them to facebook and wank over their photos too?
>>67768078
They'd be a considerable step down
>>67768127
absolutely no way Kane weights just 65 kg
dylan moran is on tv right now
he looks like shit. even worse than when he was in black books.
>irish
not even once
>>67768028
>you will never ditch Switzerland to play for Kosovo
He said this week he's sticking with Switzerland. Behrami said the same. Behrami really needs some backroom role in the national team after he retires. He's really a mature presence for some of the more hot-headed (>inb4 Bane) younger players off the pitch, despite his own playing style on the pitch.
>>67768135
australian girls are so easy its not even funny. back in the day i used to add girls and within two to three days of a few back and forths on facebook, i was fucking them. they get so horny just from a few empty compliments. its almost sad.
https://streamable.com/xq49
>The city of Fat Frank
>>67768147
Damn you're easily triggered ;)
>>67766889
Honestly I imagine the United board will insist on youth development in negotiations with Mou.
>>67768145
>>67768127
We had this the other day.
On google he apparently weighs 65kg but that must be outdated. Probably from when he was still in the u21s.
This is not the body of a man who weighs 10 stone
>australian girls are so easy its not even funny. back in the day i used to add girls and within two to three days of a few back and forths on facebook, i was fucking them. they get so horny just from a few empty compliments. its almost sad.
>>67768174
hes legit on tv though. i noticed a lot of the irish comedians are looking like shit these days.
bad genetics, no wonder so many australians age badly.
this aggressive /int/poster needs to bounce tßh
>>67768189
>he wasn't a chad back in high school
you honestly find it so hard to comprehend that anyone had a sex life before coming to 4chan?
>>67768190
For someone like him, it's okay of his schtick. I walked by him down town a free months ago and he looked normal.
As for other Irish comedians, you really shouldn't watch that tripe
>>67768192
fuck off cum sponge or i will dox you like i did to all the other pissant australians on 4chan
>>67767986
>A forward
It's a shame that Rickie Lambert isn't 5 years younger, he'd be perfect
>A creative 10/8 to be back-up for Eriksen
Sigurdsson?
>Maybe we already have this in either Carroll or Mason?
lol no
>Schneiderlin
His wages are nuts and he won't accept being Dier's backup.
>>67768208
who are you favourite comedians?
inb4 stewart lee
>>67768179
ah yes the very strong willed and persuasive woodward telling mou what to do
>>67768208
>>67768190
Saw him live last year. Funny as fuck.
>>67768220
>"Mr Mourinho, I was thinking that-"
>"Get out"
>"O-ok sir, keep up the good work"
>>67768035
because theres a big number of clubs who benefit from mendes and the players he brings them
>>67768227
yeah he is but he looks like shit
>Mou is going to get a favour from Mendes at United for sticking Chelsea with Falcao
Howling
>>67768217
>shame that Rickie Lambert isn't 5 years younger
yup
>Siggy
Too slow, not physical enough, needs to be not only a regular starter but his team's key man, didn't work out for him at Spurs already
>won't accept being Dier's backup
Ideally he'd start and then Dier would be back-up to both Schn and Toby
>>67768187
Credit to Kane for sticking with his pre-fame gf and not pulling a Rodgers and swapping her out for a trophy wife
>>67768242
James to United confirmed
>>67768248
There's still time. But it's not like she's a 2/10.
>>67768218
Don't really have any now that I think about, havn't watched stand up since Chappele, what's that, ten years ago?
Enjoyed bill Bailey a lot.
I like a lot of the Rodney Dangerfield stuff.
>>67768254
Would welcome that
>>67768248
spent a good while wondering how olivia munn was a trophy wife
>hiring the dumb cunt that ran the champions into the ground
what a terrible club, they were nothing before the bulbous engorged reindeer penis nosed cunt took over and now they're nothing again. all those plastic pakis shitting their streets right now.
>>67768244
>breaking up the Dier/Alli bromance
You monster
>>67768265
comedians are shit now
>>67768248
Isn't Kane a pretty good looking guy (even though he looks a bit goofy)?
>>67768264
She's a bit of a butter face. Her body is easily an 8 or 9 though.
>>67768275
>nothing
>first English team to play in Europe
>first English team to win a trophy in Europe
>>67768284
Dier's been so, so good. But we need someone who's a little more creative and better under pressure. Also it would give us depth at both DM and RCB.
>>67768275
Like Klopp?
>>67768288
only if you fall for the tall and blonde so must be good looking meme
>>67768292
then it all went down like a plane crash
oh wait
>>67768304
Won the European cup after the plane crash m8
>>67768298
klopp is a fraud, like mourinho. only genuinely good managers out there today are poch, pardew and pulis.
>Arsenal linked with Benzema
*Shakes knees in excitement* Luck be a lady tonight...
>>67768301
By english standards, that's sufficient
>>67768304
Plane crash was ten years before the Europe win dicknuts
>>67768297
>But we need someone who's a little more creative and better under pressure.
Apparently they were looking at Weigl too last season. I'm guessing he was more or less first choice for that position.
>>67768314
all credit to them then
shows real character to rise up from the ashes
>>67768317
>signing someone who'll be in jail
great stuff from arsenal again
>>67768001
never knew giroud was such a big guy
>>67768292
>>first English team to win a trophy in Europe
>>>first English team to win a trophy in Europe
>>>>first English team to win a trophy in Europe
>>>>>>first English team to win a trophy in Europe
>>>>>>>>>>first English team to win a trophy in Europe
>>67768317
>it's an arsenal is rumoured to sign a world class striker but end up doing fuck all episode
>>67767555
Machines have souls and are alive, they should count.
Carrick is going back to Spurs to mentor Dier you heard it hear first
just downloaded a new porn
its two girls getting fucked by a dude and at the end one of the girls sucks the cum out of the other one's asshole
what a time to be alive
>>67768321
Oh wow he would have been absolutely perfect.
>>67768325
>Thinking massive players actually get jailed
HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>britbong genes are so strong that even when they tried to match up their two best looking people they ended up with an ugly fucker like brooklyn beckham
>>67768220
>implying Woodward won't be backed up by his muscle of Fergie and Chips
>>67768341
Too slow for us now unfortunately.
>>67768297
dier also played every single game last season iirc
>>67768348
victoria was not even the best spice girl
>>67768348
>Posh
>Attractive
Beckham is 4 times better looking.
>>67768342
O seen one of a girl eating cereal out of another girls ass. Into milk enemas?
>>67768359
Dier and Toby have both played far too much. Kane and Eriksen too.
>>67768001
>tfw 178 and 64
>tfw trying to gain weight but it's hard because I'm physically active 5 days a week
How do people get fat /sp/?
>>67768374
GOMAD
>>67768367
thats too far
>>67768366
this
david beckham is ridiculously good looking. it's hard to find men that look like that but posh is a fucking diamond dozen.
>>67767686
didn't they tank the Europa league last season?
>busby babes
more like flammable faggots
Made the pilgrimage today lads. God save the queen.
>>67768383
You say that now...
>>67768405
blow it up
inshallah
>>67767986
>1. A forward who can play as a targetman but is not limited to it and also doesn't mind being second choice.
Sébastien Haller (Utrecht), Vicent Janssen (AZ), Pierre-Michel Lasogga (HSV)
>2. A creative 10/8 to be back-up for Eriksen.
Ryad Boudebouz (Montpellier), Clément Grenier (Lyon)
>3. Basically Schneiderlin.
Naby Keita (RB Salzburg).
>>67768405
>being a serf
>>67768394
Had to to concentrate on getting in to the europa league
>>67768382
Did that work for you?
>>67768394
they did.. played youth and got a red card in almost every game (despite getting in on fair play league rip)
but they have a stronger foundation now and more willingness to show off to the rest of europe in their 60k seater
>>67766593
think it would be decent for them
guy has pace and strength and leicester can shake that laziness away
https://streamable.com/hxk7
that dribbling style where he looks gumby and slow but still manages to beat everyone reminds me of kane
>>67768367
I saw one of girls squirting cream into each others bumholes and then farting them back into each others mouths
Would kill to find it again
>>67768414
>>67768416
Yorkshire separtist tbqh. She's a good lass though our Liz.
>>67768452
Yeah I've seen some like that. Just search milk enemas on the usual sites I guess
>>67768451
Morata is a good dribbler though
>>67768394
yep, as did southampton
>>67768483
aYY lmaaoooooooooo00000o0o0o0o
![_89763208_jose_mourinho_louis_van_gaal_getty[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UDTr6iM.jpg "89763208 jose mourinho louis van gaal getty[1]")
>no tears only dreams.jpg
Who is paying 65 million for Lukapoo? Assuming he goes it'll five clubs in five years.
Talks shit about his manager when he's benched (Jose) now talking shit about his team mates when still contracted for two years and says his mind is made up about leaving before an offer has even been made.
All while scoring three league goals in 2016.
What a sales pitch.
>>67768538
P S G
>>67768538
chinese super league
>>67768546
I hope not, he's shit.
Maybe city
If a club seriously pays 65 million for a 23 year old who has scored 3 goals in five months the transfer market is perma fucked.
>>67768583
No chance Guardiola wants a player like that, he has no technical ability at all, his first touch is appalling.
I think PSG is probably the most likely option, though I'd love it if no offers come in for him at all, the arrogant cunt.
>>67768546
>>67768606
If Lukaku want the PSG bench why not. But 65millions is a bit expensive for a bench warmer.
>>67768593
not sure if morata or lukaku
>>67768108
my gf on the left
>>67768606
Why would he go to PSG tho ? He's no better than cavani, and that's saying something.
>>67767986
1. Can't think of a striker who isn't insanely overpriced
2. I'm still holding out hope for Bentaleb
3. Wanyama is cheaper now that he's shit, could be the perfect Dier backup
>>67768405
>no cute asian tourist gf
>>67768630
his want for schneiderlin is being able to pass
>>67768621
Me on the right ;)
>>67767990
>>When will this Mendes bullshit end?
There is a sell-on clause from Sporting buying Gaitan originally. Including Carrillo on the deal scams Gaitan's original club by shifting some of his transfer fee to a worthless player.
It isn't Mendes, it is Sporting being thieves.
>>67768622
Who else would have him? His idiot dad says he should go to Bayern Munich.
Lukaku seriously thinks he should be starting ahead of Lewandowski.
>>67768648
want a threesome?
>>67768659
Porto did the same thing to Sporting with James and Moutinho
>>67768660
>Who else would have him?
A CL playing team ? I don't see anyone. So he probs going back to chelsea
>>67767945
>tfw Gotze dies of heat stroke before the first game
Just had my first K-Hole experience last night lads. If you want to know anything about the universe just ask
Mata to where?
>has only played for pep and klopp
>think he wouldn't be able to handle pochettino's style
>>67768740
Mou has a hell of a clearout ahead of him.
All those LVG bootlickers are shitting themselves now.
>>67768374
Stop being physically active 5 days a week and eat both fat and carbs together
>>67768740
back to Valencia
>>67768740
I think Mouyes will give him a chance. He was fucked off due to his lack of defensive contribution but he's improved on that under LVG.
>mourinho
>pep
>klopp
>conte
>ranieri
>dyche
>big sam
What other league can boast about having so many good managers?
>>67768740
Chelsea get rid of the wasted hunk of meat that is Oscar and bring him home.
>yfw deal swap Mata Oscar
>>67768798
But I want the MaZaCar back and you need Oscshit for that.
>>67768792
>dyche
>Sam
>>67768818
just buy Carrasco
>finish 5th and win FA Cup
>get sacked and replaced with man who was sacked in the same season for finishing 17th
Who makes these decisions?
Post players that looked promising for a long time, but never made it
>hard-mode: only one player per post
Pastore
>>67768792
Conte and Ranieri are the only two non-meme managers in that list.
>>67768756
He won't clear out anything in the first season but he'll be bringing in some of his own players. Wonder if he'll finally play Martial as striker
>>67768834
It needs to end in -car.
>>67768838
Francis Jeffers
>>67768416
Now that's goodposting.
>>67768842
Next January he will probably sell a couple of players who asked to leave because they didn't get enough playtime and/or the manager doesn't like.
>>67768838
Afellay
>>67768838
Anyone at Stoke
>>67768842
If I have to sit through another game with Rppney as a central midfielder, I'll cry.
At least Carrick is gone thank fuck.
>>67768630
>1. Can't think of a striker who isn't insanely overpriced
yeah
>2. I'm still holding out hope for Bentaleb
Bentaleb is more of a solution for issue 3
>3. Wanyama is cheaper now that he's shit, could be the perfect Dier backup
Way too limited
>>67768838
Balotelli
United under Mourinho
>>67768878
Something wrong with Rooney in midfield?
I
Love
food
>>67768892
Is that enough tracking back?
>>67768892
>no wazza
>>67768838
Delfeo
THE BORING MAN IS GONE FROM OLD TRAFFORD AT LAST
>>67768838
Nasri 2bh could have been world class
>>67768912
go back to /pol/
>>67768899
Did you even watch the game yesterday?
He's shit in midfield.
He hasn't the legs to play 60+ games there.
It was horrible to watch him struggle while 2 actual midfielders were on the bench.
Don;t come crying to /sp/ during the Euros.
I hope he fucks off in the summer.
>>67768927
he'll stay, mourinho likes him and rooney will want to break the record
>>67768892
>mourinho playing rashford
lool
>>67768927
>Don;t come crying to /sp/ during the Euros.
Why is he even going?
You now remember Pato
>>67768947
Captain Muh captain
any updates on the messi to leicester situation?
>>67768909
He'll be in China m8.
>>67768963
Literally who?
>>67768938
So what? 11/12 was his last good season.
He's been on a hard decline since.
Yeah let him get his few goals for Charltons record, then cash in or he'll be stuck there institutionalized like Giggs.
Mou has to get rid of that cunt too.
>>67768947
He's the Captain for some reason.
If Mourinho gets the chance he'll try to ship out Rooney while his 'look he can switch the play with hollywood balls therefore he's a good CM' stock is high. Before the Euros.
>>67768990
Mourinho couldn't get rid of Rooney even if he could. Only way Rooney's leaving is in a coffin.
When will he plucked away from the prem to play for a spanish side.
or alternatively join arsenal
2012 Fabio Borini, Roma, £10,5m
2012 Joe Allen, Swansea, £15m
2012 Oussama Assaidi, Heerenveen, £2,4m
2012 Samed Yesil, B Leverkusen, £1m
2012 Daniel Sturridge, Chelsea, £12m
2012 Philippe Coutinho, Inter, £8,5m
—————————————————–
2013 Luis Alberto, Sevilla, £6,8m
2013 Iago Aspas, Celta Vigo, £7,2m
2013 Simon Mignolet, Sunderland £9m
2013 João Teixeira, Sporting
2013 Kolo Touré, Manchester City, free
2013 Tiago Illori, Sporting, £7m
2013 Mamadou Sakho, PSG, £18m
——————————————————
2014 Rickie Lambert, Southampton, £4m
2014 Adam Lallana, Southampton, £25m
2014 Emre Can, B Leverkusen, £10m
2014 Lazar Markovic, Benfica, £20m
2014 Dejan Lovren, Southampton, £20m
2014 Divock Origi, Lille, £10m
2014 Alberto Moreno, Sevilla, £12m
2014 Mario Balotelli, Milan, £16m
>this happened
I think you're all forgetting how much Rooney is on a week. Unless PSG want him solely for his brand he's not going anywhere.
>>67768892
way too small for mou
he likes one big fb and one big cm for set plays
>>67769009
Oh shit yeah. And there's no chance he'd move abroad anyway.
>>67769008
>all these shit players
>>67768963
I can't wait to see who is the next has-been striker that I will have to watch "play" for Chelsea.
>>67768838
Walcott
>>67769008
Fucking hell Rodgers. As long as Celtic deny him any involvement in transfers then he should do well.
bony to swansea for 8m
allen to swansea for 5m
30m profit
>>67769036
Balotelli, guaranteed
>>67768838
Wilshere
>>67768963
I remember seeing his debut, can't remember who it was against but he looked world class
Why hasn't he been playing more?
>>67768838
Joe Cole
>>67769036
Hopefully Falcao again
>>67769008
>Lallana
>Markovic
>Lovren
>Balotelli
>>67769008
Can was easily Brenny's best buy desu
>>67769075
>Lallana
One of the few players in that list that isn't shit.
>>67769047
Most of those players, excluding youth, were successes. And Brodge had to deal with the transfer committee
>>67769075
>Select 4 players from a long list of shit
>Manage to pick 2 of the very few good ones
well done
>>67769008
and the last window of brendog
2015 James Milner, Manchester City, free
2015 Danny Ings, Burnely, £8m
2015 Adam Bogdan, Bolton, free
2015 Joe Gomez, Charlton, £3,5m
2015 Roberto Firmino, Hoffenheim, £29m
2015 Nathaniel Clyne, Southampton, £12,5m
2015 Christian Benteke, Aston Villa, £32,5m
>>67769118
All good signings tbf, Benteke hasn't so much flopped as been frozen out.
>>67769075
Have Liverpool fans decided who of their CB's is shit?
First it was Lovren, then Sakho and now Skrtel
>>67769118
>2015 James Milner, Manchester City, free
out of contract
>2015 Danny Ings, Burnely, £8m
out of contract
>2015 Adam Bogdan, Bolton, free
out of contract
>2015 Joe Gomez, Charlton, £3,5m
out of contract
>2015 Roberto Firmino, Hoffenheim, £29m
expensive
>2015 Nathaniel Clyne, Southampton, £12,5m
half a year (?) left on contract
>2015 Christian Benteke, Aston Villa, £32,5m
lel
>>67769149
>bentekek hasn't flopped
>
This non league final has been better than yesterday final
Can't wait for Ballotelli to return to Liverpool.
>>67769036
Zlatan when he's 42
>>67769155
Lovren seems to have come good now and Skrtel is pretty shit. Sakho is great or shit depending on who you ask, I like him.
>>67769006
i predicted he's join arsenal 2 seasons ago and i still think he will eventually. its bound to happen
>>67769093
>>67769116
It's more the price they paid for them.
>>67769047
Celtic's transfer record is still 6 million. Brenny probably demanded to break it twice/three times to sign.
>>67769006
>>67769210
he clearly hates arsenal though
>>67769175
>mfw I watched the fa cup final and then the coppa Italia final yesterday
Possibly the two most boring matches this year
>>67768475
Are you implying isn't?
He has better take ons stats than Suarez at Barça
>>67769118
>>67769008
2012
Money Spent: £49,400,000.00
First Team quality players: Sturridge, Coutinho
Squad Quality Players: Allen
2013
Money Spent: £48,000,000.00
First Team: -
Squad: Kolo, Mignolet
2014
Money Spent: £117,000,000.00
First Team: Lallana, Can, Lovren
Squad: Lambert, Origi, Moreno
2015
Money Spent: £85,500,000.00
First Team: Firmino, Clyne
Squad: Milner
TOTAL
Money Spent: £299,900,000.00 (Two Hundred, Ninety Nine Million, Nine Hundred Thousand Pound Sterling and Zero Pence)
First Team: Sturridge, Countino, Lallana, Can, Lovren, Firmino, Clyne (7)
Squad: Allen, Kolo, Mignolet, Lambert, Origi, Moreno, Milner (7)
>>67769221
he clearly doesn't. he's an arsenal fan through and through so are his family and everyone knows this. watch, spurs will end up finishing 7th or something soon and he'll fuck off to arsenal.
screencap this.
>>67766889
that's the price of buying instant success la
>>67769267
How do Liverpool fans stop everyone focusing on the vast sums of money they've wasted over the years?
>>67769286
illsbreh
>>67769233
The German one was wank too
>>67767986
What a load of bullshit.
Hoping that Bentaleb comes back to a reasonable level, they need to get rid of Mason and Carroll, and to splash the cash on a close-to-world class midfielder (french medias were saying Poch was interested in Kovacic). They also need a back up for Kane, preferably a quick and skilled forward who would propose something different from Kane. Someone like Ben Yedder.
AND THAT'S ALL. DON'T SPEND 100M ON A HUNDRED PLAYERS JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN IT'S USELESS.
>>67769318
>tfw this match killed Vidic
Never the same after he fucked up his knee that night
>>67768838
Robinho
>>67769342
I think you've heavily misread me. My views are quite similar to the ones you've just stated.
>>67768838
Ganso
>>67769286
Liverpool are the English media's babby, so they also don't draw any attention to it
>>67769370
Spurs don't really need a back up for Dier, they need someone to take Dembélé's position after he inevitably disappoint next season.
They really need one BIG signing. And they don't need a target man at all but someone who can play behind the opposite defence's back.
>>67769221
he/his family has actually said before he's only playing for tottenham because arsenal didnt pick him up first
and his entire family, and him, are arsenal supporters and mock him for it
>>67769410
We need to have more than two players (Dier and Toby) for their two positions
>>67769414
source or kys
>>67769410
Moutinho
>>67767631
classic australian logic and analysis
>>67769448
>cropping the wrong kid
kek
>>67769430
Then maybe someone like Iborra? Isn't necessarily in the starting XI so probably cheap, defends well, strong, actually scores a lot. Would probably be a nice squad player.
>>67769436
Moutinho isn't better than fucking Mason. This meme needs to stop.
>>67769490
I think that in order to sustain you must at least attempt to improve on your first XI and I think Dier's position is the only place we could reasonably attempt to do so.
Will next season be the season of England's return to European success, or will the Spaniards dominate once again?
>>67769434
he even played for arsenal at a youth level
>>67769536
the entire world's aware
>>67769517
Except Dier is great.
I actually think where the team would improve is in the attacking midifielder position, as much as I like Eriksen Chadli and Lamela, you could easily find better.
The perfect realistic transfer window would then be
>Lassana Diarra (free, won't happen though apparently he's not signing for PSG so why not)
>Kovacic (Poch apparently loves him, amazing potential, would cost billions though and I'm not sure he would leave even if he knows he will never play)
>Fekir or Ben Arfa (both incredibly skilled player, Ben Arfa would never come as Barça and PSG want him, but Fekir is available, though I'm unsure about his post-injury level).
Mirror Football @MirrorFootball
Man United say Louis van Gaal *wasn't* talking about his time at the club when he told a Sky reporter: "It's over"
>>67769620
>damage control
>be Soton bandwagoner
>already done with the rumours of everyone picking us off again
leave us alone, vultures
>>67769724
I could see you getting Son or Chadli.
They would be nice players for you.
>>67769724
unironically haven't seen any soton players linked elsewhere yet
>>67769724
I think you'll be mostly left alone. Only one I can maybe see leaving is Mane.
Southampton have been operating silently under Leicester, so for once all eyes aren't on Southampton.
>>67768963
If you played fifa 07 and didnt buy pato and balotelli for a cheap price and train them to be world stars you're a pleb
>>67769776
what was the version where Everton had 3 future guaranteed GOATs in Rodwell, Gosling and Baxter?
>>67769448
He said he's been a Spurs fan since he was 11 and his whole family are Spurs fans. How does a picture of him wearing an Arsenal shirt as a 10-year old disprove that?
>>67769776
>Playing Fifa single player
>Calling anyone else a pleb
Wew
>>67769749
I do like Son
>dem shirt sales
>>67769768
>Only one I can maybe see leaving is Mane
Wanyama is definitely leaving, Tadic rumoured as well
>>67769835
Tadic will stay, he doesn't get enough stats for a player that Soton won't leave for less than 30m
Wanyama is leaving but isn't exactly irreplaceable.
Same for Mané but you will probably get 35m for him and I don't tink you will have much trouble finding a competent replacement for him either.
Hat-tricks
Main article: List of Premier League hat-tricks
Player For Against Result Date Ref
England Callum Wilson AFC Bournemouth West Ham United 4–3 22 August 2015 [128]
Scotland Steven Naismith Everton Chelsea 3–1 12 September 2015 [129]
Chile Alexis Sánchez Arsenal Leicester City 5–2 26 September 2015 [130]
Argentina Sergio Agüero5 Manchester City Newcastle United 6–1 3 October 2015 [131]
England Raheem Sterling Manchester City AFC Bournemouth 5–1 17 October 2015 [132]
Netherlands Georginio Wijnaldum4 Newcastle United Norwich City 6–2 18 October 2015 [133]
England Harry Kane Tottenham Hotspur AFC Bournemouth 5–1 25 October 2015 [134]
Ivory Coast Arouna Koné Everton Sunderland 6–2 1 November 2015 [135]
Algeria Riyad Mahrez Leicester City Swansea City 3–0 5 December 2015 [136]
England Jermain Defoe Sunderland Swansea City 4–2 13 January 2016 [137]
England Andy Carroll West Ham United Arsenal 3–3 9 April 2016 [138]
Argentina Sergio Agüero Manchester City Chelsea 3–0 16 April 2016 [139]
Senegal Sadio Mané Southampton Manchester City 4–2 1 May 2016 [140]
France Olivier Giroud Arsenal Aston Villa 4–0 15 May 2016 [141]
>>67769856
could have formatted that better mate
>>67769828
>he has never experienced the beauty of raising a real life flop to a high rating
I pity you
>>67769812
clearly says he is 11 there
was already at spurs when this picture was taken too
http://www.lequipe.fr/Football/Actualites/Chelsea-une-offre-de-42m-euro-pour-radja-nainggolan-roma/679681
>>67769856
>Scotland Steven Naismith Everton Chelsea 3–1 12 September 2015 [129]
>>67769856
LGTSS
>February
>March
>>67769856
literally unreadable
>>67769865
I got you senpai
List of Premier League hat-tricks
Callum Wilson, England, Bournemouth 4-3 West Ham, August 22
Steven Naismith, Scotland, Everton 3-1 Chelsea, September 12
Alexis Sanchez, Chile, Arsenal 5-2 Leicester, September 26
Sergio Agüero (5), Argentina, Man City 6-1 Newcastle, October 3
Raheem Sterling, England, Man City 5-1 Bournemouth, October 17
Georginio Wijnaldum (4), Netherlands, Newcastle 6-2 Norwich, October 18
Harry Kane, England, Tottenham 5-1 Bournemouth, October 25
Arouna Kone, Ivory Coast, Everton 6-2 Sunderland, November 1
Riyad Mahrez, Algeria, Leicester 3-0 Swansea, December 5
Jermain Defoe, England, Sunderland 4-2 Swansea, January 13
Andy Carroll, England, West Ham 3-3 Arsenal, April 9
Sergio Aguero, Argentina, Man City 3-0 Chelsea, April 16
Sadio Mane, Senegal, Southampton 4-2 Man City, May 1
Olivier Giroud, France, Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa, May 15
fresh
>>67770014
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