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Nothing on today (except various Oberliga games), we resume tomorrow with Nürnberg - Frankfurt.
won't be called a bandwagon fag if i follow hertha next year right?
>>67765965
why follow a team that will get relegated?
gooooooooooooooooood morning
shit op
>>67766044
You shut your mouth.
neinhold
he literally turned into an emoji
how do you do
Good morning.
Good morning.
>>67766088
how many people do you think have jerked off into that cup
>>67766145
hard to tell
>>67766150
will reus ever win a major title
>>67766150
>Reus has two good games in two consecutive important knockout games
>other players fuck up and they lose both
>>67766138
Thats Guten Morgen to you fuckface
>>67766237
once he comes to bayern yeah
>>67766284
but then everyone would lose all #reuspect for him
>>67766084
yes?
>>67766284
He'll never come to Bayern, m8.
>>67766471
sure
>>67766256
Reus was horrible yesterday.
Ribéry, Robben, Vidal and Xabi are really the only players going all-out and are in it to win it with all of their heart. Extremely noticeable.
hm
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36255995
Been away from civilisation and only just read this article.
Are these transfers praiseworthy?
>>67766522
>Been away from civilisation
yes, we know that you live in australia
>>67766522
yes they are praised because buyern did them
Ribery and Costa should have seen red.
>>67766567
>Costa
???
really reaching there, shareholder
>>67766567
here, reaction picture hot off the presses
>>67766567
>Reus didn't get a yellow
kleiner wadenbeisser huso tßh
Test
>26 celcius today
>12 tomorrow
explain this shit, petrus
>>67766575
Hat Schmelzer über 70 Minuten kaputt getreten und dann bricht er mit gestrecktem Bein noch dem Durm die Knochen. Is klar dass du das nach dem 5 Erdinger mit deinem besoffenen Kopp nicht mehr mitbekommen hast, Alois
>>67766635
;-)
Don't reply to this post.
>>67766624
>>67766668
you are not actually testing anything
Test.
Remember that time you lost to Bayern again, Reus?
>>67766723
It was me, Marco. The author of all your pain.
Why wasn't Buffon in goal against Milan
>>67766626
What's so shit about it, that's great
Kristian Vittinghus playing the deciding match at the Thomas Cup (badminton team world championships) against Mustofa from Indonesia.
If Vittinghus wins, Denmark will be the first non-Asian country to win the tournament.
Roland Garros starting right now on Eurosport.
Now that Dortmund didn't win anything this season, will Klopp bag all their players? At least at Liverpool we can win the capital one cup every year
>Tennis
>Badminton
Roman Neustadter in Euro 2016 squad despite him not having a Russian passport
>>67766782
First set won by Vittinghus 21-15
>>67766790
Just stopped raining in Paris.
>>67766800
>we can win the capital one cup every year
>>67766802
two great sports
DoPa is on, boys
>>67766782
I'd like to watch this but can't find a live coverage video
>>67766781
whats great about it
>dopa
>>67766836
to play
>call planet fitness
>Ask when pizza day is
>show up for a free week trial on pizza day
>grab a handful of pizza
>take it to go
>cancel membership right after
>I've done this 3 times they still haven't suspected anything
>>67766862
Plants grow, my skin can get that there tan, improving my looks by one to two points, you don't have to freeze (no more foot baths), can go everywhere with a t-shirt and therefore feel more free
>>67766879
Oops I meant to post this on r9k, sorry guys I'm high right now
>>67766879
wrong thread
Found one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q5v93Kj-Tk&pxtry=1
>>67766858
>>67766782
>>67766875
tennis is okay to watch
badminton is great though
Why is there no Asian in the final?
>>67766828
Which is one more cup than they'll in there. With them over here we could push for that title
>foot baths
L O N D O N
Denmark have been in (and lost) eight previous finals at the tournament.
Vittinghus looks a bit like Toni Kroos
>>67766910
what final?
Wait, the polish guy is asian
>>67766929
Thomas Cup (badminton team world championships)
https://youtu.be/m49CcKK9vFo just tell me this isn't great
>>67766936
pretty sure indonesia is in asia
>>67766940
Yeah, read the flag wrong. Indonesia it is
>"Er hat darum gebeten", antwortete der BVB-Coach lapidar auf die Frage nach dem Grund für Hummels‘ Auswechslung
Glad that spineless big mouth is gone.
>>67766950
she's trying to put you off
One of the guys on Denmark's team is actually the younger brother of a friend of a friend.
Hans-Kristian Vittinghus is the Dimitrij Ovtcharov of badminton
I swear to god if you want to talk about badminton make a new thread you dumb fucks.
>>67766957
but why doesn't she just kill the conversation
You will never play badminton against France when you visit him in Paris
Who /DoPa/ here?
>>67766961
why does denmark play badminton
Tuchlel is mad as fuck ^^
Deine Mutter kommt zu mir und sie blowt den Cock
WE DID IT BOYS!
>>67766883
yes thats why i was complaining about the temperature crash. 26 today, 12 tomorrow. get it, retard?
>>67766978
Long, dark winters and a lot of investment in indoor arenas in even the smallest villages throughout the 60s and 70s.
>>67766967
i believe so
>>67766970
She's enjoying the attention you give her. Please stop
>>67767001
just play indoor cricket instead
>>67766979
because she doesn't want to be "rude" and feels bad for you
>>67766926
Making Dortmund proud haha
I wish I could play badminton with younger lads instead of middle aged women who just thinks they play tennis and smash the ball without understanding the finesse required to play badminton
>>67766950
delete the number
>>67767016
I wish we played cricket instead of handball
more like indoor shitet
>>67767033
you shouldn't cricket is shit
>>67766993
>12 tomorrow
Ugh
Are temperature crashes bad for plants? No sun=stunned growth. Sun=growth
>>67767013
>>67767017
she used to be obsessed with me
>>67767001
Good answer
>>67767050
t. wog
MODS MODS MODS
OFFTOPIC DISCUSSION ONLY
BAN DENMARK FRANCE SWITZERLAND AND AUSTRALIA
DELETE THE WHOLE THREAD
MODS MODS MODS
>playing sports
lol
>>67767116
Okay
execute all Germans and Mackayans
>>67767050
t. Alberto Marinata
wow turbotuchel really mad
>>67767050
t. Theo Dororopolus
>Nach seinem letzten Spiel für Borussia Dortmund will Mats Hummels (27) nun zeitnah den Vertrag beim FC Bayern München unterzeichnen. „Ich wollte vor dem Finale nicht noch nach München fliegen. Das hat sich irgendwie nicht gut angefühlt. Vor der EURO 2016 werden wir das auf jeden Fall noch erledigen“, sagte Hummels nach der Elfmeter-Niederlage des BVB im DFB-Pokalendspiel in Berlin. „Ich wollte vor dem Finale auch nicht unterschreiben, weil ich gesagt habe, dass ich die Saison beim BVB erst zu Ende spiele.“
What difference does it make?
Cunt!
>Echte Liebe
lol
>>67766879
>pizza day
>at gym
only in america
>>67767050
t. Stiaan Hadziomerovic
>>67767159
doesn't look anything like kroos
>>67767148
Transfer picture incoming
>>67767168
they should've taken that list night desu
>>67767144
>Wenn man all dem Glauben schenken darf, was auf einer Saisonabschlussparty hinter vorgehaltener Hand erzählt wird, darf Tuchel noch vier bis fünf weitere Spieler kaufen. Spieler, die seinem Ideal vom Fußball entsprechen.
>noch vier bis fünf
That would put it at 6 or 7 summer signings.
>>67767050
>t. Hassan Assaf
>Der Schalker Roman Neustädter (28) steht im EM-Aufgebot der russischen Nationalmannschaft. Das teilte der Verband bei der Veröffentlichung seines 23-Mann-Kaders für die Europameisterschaft in Frankreich mit. Neben Neustädter könnte auch der in Brasilien geborene Torwart Guilherme (30) bei der EM (10. Juni bis 10. Juli) sein Pflichtspiel-Debüt in der Sbornaja feiern. Guilherme hatte zu Beginn dieses Jahres seinen russischen Pass erhalten.
>>67767050
this neger gets it.
>>67767194
t. Hans Grüber
Go ask an afghan refugee how to play
>>67767201
How to play cricket?
>>67766892
indo?
better be loud
>get invited to someones place for breakfast
>see this
Your response?
>>67767227
>Mugabe
Yeah, he's said a lot of crazy shit.
>>67767183
commie
>>67767228
i have a policy of not meeting people socially before 3pm, so i would've probably declined the invitation
>>67767228
Just a cup of coffee, please.
>>67767228
so whats for breakfast?
>>67767242
>>67767247
KILL YOURSELF OFFTOPIC CANCER
>>67767259
calm down
>>67767228
who eats cumcumber for breakfast? *slams door*
Mkhitaryan Gotze swap when
>>67767259
Volksmeinschaft tttt
>>67767228
>drowning mozzarella in balsamico
>>67767254
Scrambled eggs, ham, white bread, diced banana, diced cucumber, tomato mozarella with balsamico aceton, cheese, tomatos, orange juice, greek yoghurt with berries and coffee
>>67767242
Good policy
>>67767266
FUCK OFF.
Foreigners pretending bundes is their cancerous offtopic chatroom need to get the fuck out of here.
Go to >>>/b/, go to >>>/trash/ leave this fucking place alone.
I'll turn every bundes into scat gore isis executions general if you dumb fucking niggers think you need to come here and pretend this is your club penguin chatroom.
>balsamico aceton
>>67767282
oh.....
>pretend
>>67767299
Yes you are by far the most cancerous poster of them all.
Hint: wordpress.com. tumblr.com, blogspot.com all offer free blogs, no need to post your diaries in bundes.
Okay I think I will watch the tennis until the cycling starts.
Mountain time trial today.
>>67767292
>isis executions
just look our ur window tho m8
Very moving
https://youtu.be/INW-cZSg5xs
>>67767292
Nerd
next season:
1. Bayer Leverkusen
2. Bayern
3. BVB
4. Schalke
5. M'Gladbach
6. Wolfsburg
7. HSV
>>67767327
here is your (you)
>>67767327
>hsv that low
fucking abhs baka
>>67767327
>Schalke that low
>>67767327
reasonable
>>67767327
>Wolfsburg that low
>>67767370
>>67767386
shut the fuck up
>>67767327
Bayern
Bayer
Dortmund
Gladbach
meme team of the season
Schalke
another meme team
>>67767389
Racist shitlord
>>67767228
I fucking hate people woh invite someone and you have to eat from a fucking couchtable.
What I am supposed to do? Watch tv or play videogames?
I would kill that bright carpet with coffee.
Buy a fuckuing table you animals.
>>67767392
hoping for a meme season
What drink would you have chosen? Javi Martínez chose beer over weizen
>>67767410
YES
>>67767420
pils
>>67767420
that UI looks like it came straight from 2008
>>67767420
>drinking bavarian piss
brb buying beer
>>67766985
I am happy for you
bvb buying beer
>>67766284
not good enough for Bayern tßh
>>67767545
Thank you
Dennis Aogo got married a couple of days ago
>>67767684
i hope they have many miscarriages
>>67767684
*knutsch*
>>67767684
disgusting desu
>>67767684
good for him
>>67767684
Good for them. The photographer not so much.
>>67767684
to a 13 year old?
>Dennis Aogo (29), früherer Nationalspieler im Diensten von Schalke 04, kann sich besonders glücklich schätzen.
>Seine Freundin Ina Toennes ist bei einer repräsentativen Umfrage des Marktforschungsinstituts Mafo unter 1002 Männern und Frauen zur hübschesten Spielerfrau des Landes gewählt worden.
What the fuck? Why would you ask 1002 people who the prettiest WAG is?
>>67767684
That is a really good marriage photo.
They both look very attractive.
She keeps looking at them
who is that?
>>67767861
Some chick from boobs-Huge_tits_underground.mp4
>>67767784
>1002 Männern und Frauen zur hübschesten Spielerfrau des Landes gewählt worden.
were they drunk? plastic/10
>>67767803
So you can sell the results to advertisers and casting people
It's about to rain
>>67767873
Tönnies paid them
>>67767854
nice tittä(n)
>>67767873
>Chicharito cosplaying as Nicole Kidman
>>67767873
manface
>>67767897
jej
>>67767897
Wow, that's spot on.
>>67767900
thats a good thing
>>67767960
I know. But there is a limit.
where is the Carragher-Lahm interview?
>>67767977
Right on
why are they bothering posting this
https://twitter.com/borussia_en/status/734341689951834112
>>67768033
passing sideways is cool nowadays
>>67768033
what a bunch of cucks
>Dem 18 Jahre jungen Emre Mor wird eine große Zukunft prophezeit. Die dänische Tageszeitung „Ekstra Bladet“ berichtet, dass Borussia Dortmund um das türkische Toptalent vom dänischen Klub Nordsjaelland buhlt
no one cares
>>67767897
I dont see it
>>67768070
>implying
>>67768070
more meant that he'd already left so feels awkward
No more dead cops
>>67768103
I think denmark does.
>>67767992
found it myself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3601159/Philipp-Lahm-speaks-Jamie-Carragher-Pep-Guardiola-s-tactics-different-level.html
>About the Euro
>LAHM: No! Definitely not. I think we will have some barbecues at home, drink a few beers and watch the games on television.
>CARRAGHER: That sounds like a good plan! Who is going to win it then?
>LAHM: Germany deserve to be favourites but they’ll have to start well. Then there’s France, Belgium, Spain. England maybe…
>CARRAGHER: You’re laughing when you say England!
>>67768172
Thanks
>AC-Mailand-Kapitän Riccardo Montolivo (M.) wird mit dem 1. FC Köln in Verbindung gebracht. Der Italiener, dessen Familie zum Teil aus Deutschland stammt, möchte Milan laut „Express“ verlassen und könnte beim FC eine neue Herausforderung finden
>Der Mega-Deal ist durch! Nach EXPRESS-Informationen ist der Wechsel von Yannick Gerhardt (22) zum VfL Wolfsburg fix.
>Die „L'Équipe“ berichtet, dass die Borussia den Außenverteidiger Raphael Guerreiro ins Visier genommen hat. Der Franzose steht noch bis 2017 beim FC Lorient unter Vertrag, die Ablöse dürfte zehn bis zwölf Millionen Euro Ablöse betragen
>Laut „Wolfsburger Allgemeiner Zeitung“ will sich der VfL Wolfsburg mit M’Baye Niang vom AC Mailand verstärken. Allerdings soll auch der BVB interessiert sein
>>67768278
That would be a great signing for Koln.
>>67768312
I agree, but I doubt they have the money.
>>67768278
>from milan to koln is good now
times have changes truly
>>67768364
bit sad, isn't it
>>67768323
ossis have brain damage
>>67768278
>replacing gerhardt by montolivo
>Sky Sources: German investors expected to announce takeover of Bradford City tomorrow.
>>67768323
Scat is great once you get into it. There's a lot of variety. Probably hundreds of categories based on smell, color and viscosity.
>>67768410
How would smell factor?
Weather is going to stabilize itself from wednesday on. The coming weekend will be good
I have little flies in my soil. Will buy yellow stripes in the hardware store tomorrow
tennis is very nice but the commentator always sounds like he's dozing off
>>67768539
good
>>67767574
Funny, considering Bayern wanted him, but he chose BVB.
>>67768563
You need ex players as co commentators really. They're always quite excited about it.
>>67768278
would be awesome if >we get Montolivo
>>67766529
>http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36255995
underrated post
>>67768601
Underrated meme.
Does Montolivo still play for the NT?
>>67768710
yes
>>67768730
good i like him
>>67768785
me too
es isst zum meuse melcken die scheis beiern gewinen und fuschen sich zu tittel unt tittel aber die bundelsiger leidet unter diesem dregs wix ferein ihr bastarde gewinnt nix oohne eur betrugs geld schweine
>>67768801
>I just remembered
were you drunk?
>>67768801
maybe you'll enjoy it
>>67768805
t. Thomas Tuchel
see you in 3 days
Do you think there's any chance of Dahoud leaving this window?
>>67768936
I don't think that BMG is going to sell 3 CM in the same transfer window.
headaches today :/
>>67768936
>Do you think there's any chance of Dahoud leaving this window?
Less likely now Xhaka has gone. If someone offers silly money it could still happen.
>>67768956
that's what I thought thanks
>>67768893
Until then
>>67768936
They got an offer from Juventus in the winter and already said no, I don't think he will go for any money this summer, next one maybe, if Kramer is doing good
Was hat den reus bitte gemacht???
Der ribery popelt Castro im Auge Rum mit völliger Absicht!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Davon mal ganz ab dass das auch gefährlich ist!
Da gibt's doch keine zwei Meinungen drüber - Rot!!!!
Ganz egal ob er einen Schlag abbekommen provoziert Wurde.
Damit spielt Bayern seit der 38 min nur noch mit 10 Leuten.
Der vidal foult trotz gelber Karte weiter u.a. Taktisches Foul was ebenfalls gelb bedeutet.
Wenn man das Foul von Costa an durm sieht kann man da ebenfalls über rot denken.
Die Leistung des Schiris war eine Frechheit.
DTM
>>67769077
>if Kramer is doing good
they're signing him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNgJtL3i8RQ
>>67769187
shit club tbqh
>>67769157
Kramer or Rode
>>67769187
wow he's really racist against chinamen
>>67769196
"shit" but successful
https://youtu.be/EUuaOzC3KqQ?t=397
this is why Dortmund didn't win shit. Having a computer coach isn't effective for a whole season.
i hate bauern so much >:(
>>67769214
did he insult your ancestors?
>Frage: Wie war die Stimmung in der Kabine?
>Schmelzer: Das große Thema war die Fehlentscheidung in der 39. Minute.
>Frage: Der Griff von Franck Ribery ins Gesicht von Gonzalo Castro. War das für Sie spielentscheidend?
>Schmelzer: Für Euch nicht?
>Frage: Die Finger eines Spielers haben zumindest nichts im Gesicht eines anderen Spielers zu suchen.
>Schmelzer: Korrekt. Daraus resultiert beim Fußball dann eine Rote Karte und die wurde nicht gegeben. Und das, obwohl der vierte Offizielle zehn Zentimeter daneben stand und es seine Aufgabe ist, so etwas zu sehen. Es ist ja nicht das erste Mal, dass wir darüber sprechen. Ich muss natürlich auch sagen, dass wir kein gutes Spiel gemacht und nur darum gekämpft haben, dass die Bayern kein Tor schießen. Das haben wir auch gut gemacht. Aber: Wenn in der ersten Halbzeit eine Tätlichkeit passiert und die nicht regelkonform bestraft wird, ist das für mich ganz klar spielentscheidend. Ich glaube nicht, dass uns zehn Bayern genauso angelaufen hätten wie elf.
SALTY
A
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T
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>Volland actually went to neverkusen
this wasn't a part of the plan, HE WAS MEANT FOR BUYERN
>>67769277
He's right though.
>>67769282
he played for 1860
why is nobody talking about this?
>>67769309
so did jeremies
>>67769332
Jeremies didn't play for their youth team, though
>>67769282
what? he's only 23. plenty of time to go to bayern before his prime
>>67769321
about what?
>>67769378
how horrible vidal's tats are
>>67769277
>happened right in front of the 4th official
>no red
I think at this point most Balkan leagues are less fixed than the Buyernwinsliga
>>67769389
he's had them for years, how fucking old are you?
>>67769321
How IM Hummels tried to get a penalty for Bayern?
>>67769378
>Sokratis ripped his shirt apart in the penalty box
>>67769392
its just banter
>losing the final three times in a row
:^)
>>67769406
what? who cares how long he's had them for?
>>67769392
It's quite sad, isn't it
>>67769418
>Hummels
:^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skVt60sb1RI
>>67769392
hattrick of finals that were influenced through a pro buyern ref:
championsleague
dfb final 2014
dfb final yesterday
nobody like seeing red cards in finals. and it was national buyern day, everyone was getting a free drink on Rummenigge
guess the player :^)
>>67769443
Da sag ich Champs-Elysees, dachte es wäre eine Szene mit Hummels gewesen
>>67769458
lahm
>>67769443
Vidal shouldn't have pushed him.
>tfw no cricket until Friday
>tfw its a shit series anyway and theres no real cricket until July
>>67769392
seriously this kills the fun about football for me, all the fucking time buyern have "luck" with refs.
>>67769480
there's cricket today :)
>>67769458
lahm
>>67769486
IPL isn't on TV here because of some stupid rights dispute and we have fucking crap like the Bangladesh t20 comp on TV. How do you watch it? We have no legal way here
If I could I'd probably watch it just to gamble like the degenerate that I am
>>67769443
can't even imagine the outrage if this happened to Dortmund
>>67769511
there's streams on the internet, you dumb cunt
SCUM... And they keep getting away with it!!!!
Juan Bernat really wants to be there right now
yummy shareholder tears
>>67769537
Yes but I'm not going to squint at 260p on my laptop and then constantly refresh when the stream inevitably crashes once it gets flooded by Indians. I tried looking for an acestream once but couldnt find one.
>>67769556
To be fair two of those situations resulted in a red.
>that Lewandowski rap
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>67769618
Had to turn it off
Welp can also add the Durm thing while I'm at it.
>>67769579
because no one wants to watch your shitty sport
now watch roland garros or keep quiet
>>67769556
why do bayern always pick the worst kind of foreigners
>>67769579
the cricket stream i've using are a lot more stable than football streams
Silkeborg are officially promoted to Superligaen.
This means that we now know all 14 teams that will take part next season.
>>67769664
>>67769673
Kill yourself
>>67769631
when does KyrGOAT play next?
>>67769664
>an IPL team unironically bought Shitriques
kek
KEK
>>67769699
he just got bowled as well
>Boateng beatboxing
my fucking sides
>>67766517
I cringed
>>67769712
I hope she does some sort of cross-promotion with Leipzig
>>67769699
it's over bruv Kyrgios won
the nishikori game i was watching got stopped because of the rain reeeee
>>67769746
>stopping because of the rain
>not having a roof
fucking Yuropoors
>>67769741
>>67769746
Fuck off cancer
the fuck. i think something near my flat is on fire again
>Müller and Ribery bullying Benatia and Tasci
ayy lmao
>>67769758
literally seething
>>67769770
It's time for you to fuck off.
>tfw Mkhitaryan will never win anything
>>67769795
agreed
>>67769803
but he's going to FC Bayern next season
>>67769803
not with BVB
>>67769829
happens all the time desu
>>67769795
Once again you have defaulted to the >LE KILL YOURSELF XDXD ""argument"", which makes it abundantly clear that you lack ANY possible defence to my elite and muscular ellyseposting.
YOU are LITERALLY seething with rage right now and are desperately trying to hide this by adopting a nonchalant mask and deflecting every handsome and charismatic post made by me away with a thoroughly worn out meme. I can see right through you, you pathetic piece of shit, and this troubles you deeply.
You will now either ignore me in the knowledge that you CANNOT compete or you will respond with another pathetic ad hominem. Regardless, the end result will inevitably be YOU cowering from the truth. The truth frightens you, and you are more than content to hide under your covers. I would pity you, if you weren't such a pathetic individual.
I look forward to your reply or lack thereof, which I will NOT be reading
>>67769833
u r le daniel XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>67769829
why hasnt he been sent off or at least warned dirtcucks hmmm?
>>67769803
Maybe he should have taken one of the damn penalties instead of letting left-feeted defenders shoot.
>>67769829
>>67769855
>coming off your line as a goalie, which every goalie does anyway is comparable to gouging
Bürki pls
>>67769832
not a good excuse
>>67769875
Just limit how far forward the gk can come off instead of not allowing it at all
>>67770003
dumb post
>>67769829
The match was rigged in favour of Dortmund. The fix as in long before that scene. Kyouko will verify this information.
>>67769769
>Tasci
anyone remember this guy?
>>67770003
Yeah and set the limit to 0 metres
>>67769829
>Bürki not on the line
>Kimmich doesn't score
nice rigging, "Aki"
>>67769866
Seriously. What kind of fucking coaching decision was that
>>67769697
>Durm getting his shit fucked up
Triggered
Also, good morning Bundes
>>67770277
why are you still here?
the season of your precious nazi club is over.
>>67770277
hello
>>67770311
Why would I leave after the season is over? That's somethig a plastic would do :^)
>>67770071
Not really a coaching decision. These were just the only players who came forward and felt comfortable shooting. The only good technical players left were: Reus, Aubameyang, Shinji, and Mkhitaryan. I excluded Weigl because he's still very young and I can understand if he doesn't want to shoot a pen in his first final. So only Mkhitaryan pussied out.
>>67770361
Will you watch the relegation play-offs / the Euro Cup with >us?
>>67770311
>the """"""""""""Jewish"""""""""""" Nazi collaborators calling other clubs Nazi clubs
Emberassing, Alois
>>67770071
he was too scared to take a penalty, the wrong coaching decision was to not force him to take it anyway
>>67770421
are you gonna try to force your idiotic logic into every thread now?
>>67770465
>I argue with Hermann for free
*tips*
>>67770399
If I have the time, yeah
>>67769875
>getting an advantage by breaking the rules
>overreaction that didn't alter the game at all
yeah, the former is worse
aua aua mein bvb
>>67767292
Do it already
what are you waiting for?
>you now remember Ingolstadt and Darmstadt got into the first division a year ago
Why is time going this fast, guys?
AUSLÄNDER RAUS (aus /Bundes/)
>you will never see Otto Rehhagel coach a team ever again
>you will never see Huub Stevens coach a team ever again
>you will never see Jupp Heynckes coach a team ever again
>you will never see Alex Ferguson coach a team ever again
>>67769832
not with a respectable goalkeeper
>>67767684
HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WHERE DA WHITE WIMMI AT AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET
>those lipstick marks
>>67770919
he still went too early
>>67770919
Holy kek, how do you still lose?
>>67767327
>Schalke not top 2
you fucked up
>be Dortmund
>cheat
>still lose the match
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67771005
kek
>Thomas Tuchel (42) sagte auf der Pressekonferenz zur Auswechslung seines Abwehrchefs: „Er hat darum gebeten.“ Und kritisierte sogar die Hummels-Leistung bis zur 78. Minute. Tuchel: „Er kann es besser.“
what a cunt
why does anyone rate this weasel?
>>67772056
No one rates Hummels
bienens > hummels >>>> wespens > hornissens
Great goal by Turkey
>>67772056
whenever I watch dortmund matches hummels is on the floor, and it's not because he was tackled, he puts himself on the floor or he's exhausted
>>67772717
It happens when he didn't drink his soy latte macchiato.
>>67772717
Is that good or bad?
>mfw köln won't win in my lifetime
>>67772887
it's erotic
>confiscating phones
>>67772903
Was he not showing the side ref a replay?
>>67772887
he's a defender, it's bad
denmark?
>>67773214
Yes. What is up?
>>67773316
hello! who won the cycling?
>>67773377
Steven Kruijswijk among the GC contenders.
Some rando Russian won the stage.
>>67773377
A russian guy.
A surprise dutch guy is ahead in the standings.
>>67773435
okay, thanks
>>67773451
You're welcome. I'm currently looking at places in Lissabon on airbnb.
>>67773447
uhm, no one asked you
>>67773510
are you going there on vacation? with your parents?
>>67773543
>uhm, no one asked you
wow that's cold
>>67773604
sorry, but interjecting oneself in someone else's conversation is very rude. and i won't stand for it!
>4 (You)s
noice
>>67773543
Not going with my parents. Want to go somewhere in southern Europe this summer. My brother went last year and loved it. Also thinking of Istanbul.
>>67774086
are you going alone?
just ordered some food
>>67774154
Yes. The best way to travel. Unless a gf magically appears soon.
>HAKAN IS DEAD
NEVERKUSEN AND TURKEY ARE FINISHED
Bundesliga is so fucking boring, literally a one team league.
>>67774086
you should go to greece instead
>>67774258
Athens? Or some island? I prefer a city of decent size with a laid-back atmosphere.
Sardinia looks like a good place to visit
>>67774086
go to Morocco
>>67774407
Thought about it, but the plane tickets are pretty expensive and the travel time is a bit insane too.
I don't want to break the bank.
>>67774311
I was on the isle of Syros. It was pretty nice except there wasn't anything particular to do except sunbathing and having a glance at my ephebic body in the balmy mediterranean sun
>>67774533
Okay, that's not really what I go for. At least not until I buy a sailboat. But thanks.
>>67774202
>The best way to travel
i agree
http://rmcsport.bfmtv.com/football/arsenal-fonce-sur-pour-benatia-976265.html
Arsenal, Chelsea and United want Benatia, how much do you think Bayern will ask for?
>>67774258
>>67774311
>>67774407
>>67774449
>>67774533
>>67774584
GET OUT OF BUNDES
I'm getting Italy-throwbacks
Anyone else want to share some vacation photos?
>>67771287
yep
>>67769453
>tfw no washed-up heroin gf
why
pls respond
>>67776329
sure friend
>>67775831
>>67776049
I'd love to go to Japan one day in a non-weaboo way. Nice pictures.
>>67776735
this. i have some kinda distantly related family in japan. they even offered to come visit but i feel like they already have enough todo without me bothering
also i really really dont want to fly
>>67776802
I thought todo was some Japanese term but then I thought a bit more.
I don't know how many times I've been on a plane and I never get tired of it, even cramped budget shit is exciting to me and always will be.
>>67775831
Reminds me of Kuala Lumpur in less dirty
Why does nobody want to share vacation photos
>>67777832
they are too personal or simply uninteresting
Also some recs for laid-back, decently sized European cities in the south, please. Need to be interesting for about a week.
>>67777961
Going to sleep in a tent in Amsterdam in a few weeks time. I'm trying to relate everything to myself
>>67776735
>in a non-weaboo way
yeah, that what i did
>>67777383
a lot of east/south-asian cities look kinda similar (pic related: it's saigon)
>>67778026
palermo
fuck xavier dolan
A family further down the road let their kids play around in their car. The door was open and they released the handbrake. Car rolled backwards and hid a wall in their driveway, taking off the entire door. This happened moments ago. I can't take a spy picture without beeing seen :/
We heard a bang and a kid screaming and crying. Thought she was run over or something.
lamo
>>67778568
why are you at your parent's again? did you move back in with them?
>>67778590
Getting my boiler replaced so no warm water in the apartment.
>>67778411
Thanks for the picture
>>67778471
Thank you. How is the cultural situation.
>>67778557
>dolan
gooby pls
>tfw you get 3 denmark (you)s in one post
>>67778639
>How is the cultural situation.
i don't understand the question
>>67778639
I would see cold water only as a challenge to improve myself
>implying these pics are deterring
>
>>67778639
>Getting my boiler replaced
doesn't sound like something that should take more than a day desu
>>67778731
It was a bad question. Are there museums and galleries, a vibrant night life, good restaurants.
The Italian food scene in Otaly is actually very bad imo.
In terms of quality:price, Copenhagen blows away any Italian city I've been to, and Copenhagen is generally very expensive.
>>67779229
Well it's a bit more complicated than that.
kek
morning
hello denmark! are you watching barça's game?
did you save these pics on your pc?
lel
wow, /bundesliga/ is in top form today
>>67779434
Where have you been!?
I'm not watching.
>>67779505
it is a shit league bought from buyern.
they buy the best players of their direct rivals and they buy the refs.
>>67779532
why not?? it's a nice match
also, thoughts on the cup final yesterday? :(
i was having a hard time..
>>67779505
theres no bundes matches today
>>67779627
Only watched second half of ET and penalties yesterday. Was exciting.
>>67779231
yes
>>67779788
but it wasn't exciting :/
>>67779799
Okay thank you
>>67779821
Hmm
wew calm down
>>67779856
england won today
>>67779972
Did you enjoy it?
why is he doing that
>>67766879
>pizza day
>at the gym
>>67779967
True
>>67780079
>NO LIGA AND NO POKAL MAKE /BUNDESLIGA/ GO SOMEHING SOMETHING
>>67779972
nice. looks like you got well with the locals
going to be watching some Peaky Blinders tonight.
what are you going to do tonight, /bundesliga/?
>>67780296
I mean denmark did nothing wrong
and never post off topic
the french only post off topic and he never complained
why even get mad over it
>>67780532
the wife dies
>>67780079
Look at the comments, look at the flags. Yesterday was the biggest match of the season and look what these fucking attention-whoring foreigners talk about.
They need to fuck off now, enough is enough.
>masherano
>dfb pokal cup final
>biggest match of the season
lmao
>>67780532
the wife's son dies
>>67780681
hahah, you thought you could get me didn't ya?
>>67780624
when ya crazy, ya crazy
>>67780863
oh shit :^)
why is Xhaka leaving for Arsenal instead of Bayern?
>>67780949
because he's a walking red card
>>67780532
>>67780908
Exhibit A: literally ZERO bundesliga related post. Comes here to tell us what a show he watches, as if there wasn't a whole board dedicated to television.
>>67780949
Arsenal are a bigger club.
>>67780845
whats the biggest match of the season for you
>>67781049
>you will never be as mad as foreign Dortmund cucks who fell for the Echte Liebe marketing scheme
wew
>>67781018
/tv/ is mean, but /bundesliga/ also seems to be in a no-fun zone today, so I will excuse myself.
all the shareholders must still be salty af over the game yesterday
Who /schalke/
fuck /v/ scored
what does Bevorstehender Wechsel mean?
>>67781415
imminent change/substitution
>>67781466
danke
>>67781385
yes hallo
night
Buyern tried to jew the BR.
>>67781718
hey
Gündogan to ManCity
- physical EPL
- club so rich they can replace every player
- coached by Pep "why are my injured players getting a rest?" Guardiola
Seriously what could go wrong
>know BR is a ÖR
>gib more money goy ;)
>>67781788
more like BR wanted free rating boosts
it was for free on youtube and Bild+Sport1 paid for it, why shouldn't BR pay?
>>67782088
ah yes, the league should gift the TV rights to ARD and ZDF for free tbqh
absolutely #rekt
Bayern was always good at getting the most money out of TV deals.. see Kirch Affäre
>>67782107
because they thought that the ÖR would be stupid enough to pay money for such a bore fest
>>67781466
*transfer
SACKED in the fucking morning
>>67782488
Oh wow, yeah.. in the context of football that's the most likely translation... completely forgot
>hello my name is Johannes and I'm perpetually mad about clubs that aren't Dortmund even though I'm from Bavaria myself and a bandwagoner haha!
>>67782609
hahahahaha. No problem fiend ;)
>>67782610
johannes is ded m8...
>>67783002
he posted 5 hours ago
>>67783061
where?
that lesterlad call makes me cry everytime noshit
>>67778026
Firenze is fucking GOAT.
>>67778411
Did you go to an arcade?
>>67783914
pretty shitty um ehrlich zu sein but thx
>>67783985
it's Emily
>dat busquets
>>67784498
thats all i have
whos emily tho
>>67784552
>thats all i have
extend your collection >>>/c/2663215
good night
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