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M's
>1 post early
Boooooo
Mariners
THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE.
tribe
You may only reply to this post if your team has not lost a road series in the first two months of the season.
27 rings
>>67764354
me holding the camera
snakes
why do the dodgers simply refuse to win baseball games?
>>67764369
me on the left
Angels
>>67764387
Where's the qt?
>>67764387
our kike FO went full SJW and hired the half jap half nigger for the first minority manager rather than hire someone who is good at coaching baseball
>>67764396
tybc
tyba
inb4 mods
>>67764399
watch yourself spain those be fighting words
Help me pick a decent team to bandwagon, /mlb/
mets
>>67764452
The meme team
>>67764452
Cubs
>>67764452
hey are y'all really having to kill dogs to eat right now
>>67764452
>Venezuela
Mariners
>>67764417
>DELETE THIS!
>>67764452
astros are on the verge of being decent and have a venezuelan all star manlet
>>67764490
"I'm going to dominate soon!"
>>67764452
mariners
>>67764452
I think detroit has the most venuzualians
The Os put Worley in, we're doomed.
>>67764452
Mariners my man. Felix and Franklin could use some love
>>67764325
I used to fuck with that girl. She used to come over when OP was busy sucking cock. The minute she would come through the doors she would get instantly naked. She used to show me this picture to show what a giant bitch OP is. She would then start laughing at how incredibly tiny OPs dick is, and would begin convulsing in humor. I then would nut in a water cooler thinking about sean rodriguez. She never seems to come over anymore. What an immature shit thread
>>67764543
>21%
Daily reminder that the Marlins traded Miguel Cabrera for Andrew Miller
See the Giants are a great team with good pieces to work with and the heart to match. The Dodgers have none of that.
>.647
>1 HR
>4 SB
>>67764468
>>67764509
>>67764528
I guess I am gonna bandwagon the Mariners, thanks senpai
>>67764466
That's what I've been reading lately, but I doubt its true.
>>67764510
I havent been able to watch much MLB this season, how is Miguel Cabrera doing?
>>67764452
Por que no estas haciendo cola, Henry?
LISTEN UP NIGGERS
I WANT AN HD DOGS/PADS STREAM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THIS DOYER JEW BULLSHIT. FUCKN KEKHOLDS STILL HOLDING OUT ON A TV DEAL N ITS BEEN YEARS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67764639
mlb.tv premium is $20 cheaper this year, goy
>>67764567
my only hope for this season is
A) some cholo killing Dindu Roberts after a 10 game losing streak abd
B) Ethier and Ryu come back and are somehow elite despite being old and fat
>tfw your team wont win the division 4 years in a row
>>67764639
https://streamup.com/match32889
Webm of Guti's bomb where??
>>67764639
if you have MLB.TV just buy a VPN like private internet access and set your location to indiana or something
>>67764644
>jewing out and paying $20 less for 1000 fewer games
>>67764644
LISTEN BETA
I AM "BLACKED" OUT
WHATEVER THAT SHIT MEANS
>>67764650
bless up senpai
Giants!
looks like shoemaker really wants to keep his starting job
>>67764639
I got mlb.tv for free because I'm a T-Mobile subscriber. I'm getting around the blackout by using some service called Unlocator that masks your location.
>>67764417
BRAVED
>TFW 2-2 Doyers @ Fathers Top 9
>TFW GO PADRES BEAT THOSE BUMS!!!
>>67764727
i cant even rally anymore
>The state of the Chicago White Sox
Tell me about the rodney
Why does he wear his hat sideways?
>>67764367
Lawd jesus! Dem tits to waist ratio is outstanding.
>>67764746
I kept telling you but you wouldn't listen. this is the future you chose.
>>67764707
is she actually a fan or was she just there to catch a game while filming some shitty show
>>67764758
meme magic
>>67764763
They're fake bro sorry to break the news
>>67764758
To honor his father
I'll admit, I miss Rodney a ton. Loved his shooting the arrow into the sky. I still somewhat keep thinking of that every time we get a save.
LGTSS
>Baltipoor Oreos
>>67764763
Have you actually seen them? They're disgusting
>free baseball
>>67764807
LMAO
this analslime cuck
>Analslime
FUCKING Os DID IT AGAIN
>making joe smith the closer
the stupis decision ever made
>>67764807
you fucking negro you jinxed it
fucking angels
WHY THE FUCK IS JOE SMITH FUCKING CLOSING RIGHT NOW
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEE
REEEE
REERRERERRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mormons in charge of pitching
Top kek
as a seattle bro it hurts to see the astros in last place. angels deserve to be in the cellar because fuck them n trout
thnx for dipoto>>67764826
Britton you cocksucker don't fuck this up
>>67764873
Was honestly hoping it'd be a 3 team race between the M's, Halos, and Rags. Feel like our personnel has a ton of remnants from those teams.
umps really love ejecting the angels
WHAT THE FUCK
lel
I FEEL A RRREEEEEEEEE COMING ON
trout will save them
>Analslime
>>67764807
LGTSS
>Analslime Cuckels
No halo tonight Baltibros
are umps trying to get the oreos to the world series this year?
this is some scary ass shit
>trout
>good
lol
LOL TROUT FUCKING SUCKS
>ANALSLIME
LMAO
>>67764923
>chicago cubs
No meme name needed
THIS FUCKING UMP JESUS FUXKING XHRIST
>>67764591
miggoat had 2 hr in 1 game two days ago
There's another win the O's didn't deserve but got anyway
woohoo
wow what a game gg analslime
Buck truck rolls on
Sorry about that last inning Angels, that was some serious umpball
The Buck Truck rolls on
>>67764942
YOU CAN"T KEEP FUCKING GETTING AWAY WITH IT
why didnt the fishman save them
ayylmao
robot umps when desu?
LGTSS
>Analslime
ty o bros
today is a good day
fuck the angels
>>67764950
the ump wanted to go home and called a ball in the dirt a strike
>>67764807
>you
O O O O O Yeah
O
O
O
O
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Haha that ump was garbage. First Orioles game I've seen this year, and now I understand why you're in first in the AL East.
Is seeing the angels lose like winning a world series to mariner fans?
>>67764949
Whatever you say 2nd placer ;^)
GG Angels, sorry about those bullshit calls.
I feel really bad for smardzija..
He's statisticaly the best pitcher in the giants rotation. Yet he doesn't get any attention
>>67764973
>analslime butt blasted
lmao i love this shit. eat a dick nerd
>>67764971
lol yeah, sure, the umpire union is just a big orioles fan club.
>>67764973
mfw 1st place
Why do Mariners fans hate the Angels.
I've literally never understood this.
>>67764978
What bullshit call? Was it a bullshit call when Wieders knocked it out of the fucking park?
>>67764989
Division Rivalry
>>67764986
Glad you see it too
>Cubes scored only 1 run off of one of the worst pitchers in the game
>>67764989
FUCK EM
>>67764977
Me. Your ass. May 30th. We're going to settle this.
See you there, punkass memelord.
>>67764998
Delete this
>>67764993
stay mad ;)
>>67764989
They think they're relevant.
Oakland-Angels is the true rivalry
>Shitcago
>>67764650
Where did you find this based stream?
AL Division Leaders
>Orioles
>White Sox
>Mariners
NL Division Leaders
>Nationals
>Cubs
>Giants
What the fuck is going on in the AL?
>>67765012
that "Win" is really in the way
>>67765010
mlb dot com slash mlb slash standings
>>67765012
>tfw Cain literally has his shit back together
Honestly. He's hitting his spots perfectly these last few starts
Now Peavy...
>>67765018
meme fucking magic
>>67765018
Memes. And the Eternal 4th Placers won't just fucking go away.
>>67765018
>orioles
oreos are pretty good and made the ALCS recently
>white sox
already starting to collapse
>mariners
that division is shit
>>67764989
Fuck Mike Trout, that's why
>>67764676
MAKEUP TITS
LMAO
>>67765018
Orioles are getting umpball in their favor every series, the ChiSox and Mariners are actually good
>>67765032
>saying the AL west is bad while the NL west still exists
>>67765018
See >>67765027
Otherwise go back to bed, Grandpa
>>67764989
because west coast rivalry
fuck california
fuck the angels
fuck trout
>>67765039
L O L
YOU ARE SO
FUCKING
MAD
>>67765043
>Home of even year dynasty
>Bad
>>67765051
but hes right tho
>>67765023
>may
>hasn't finished first in the division since 2001
Threadly reminder it's 2 months in the season and the Mariners haven't lost one road series yet.
>>67765002
>Lester failed to finish the 3rd inning
>Lester raised his ERA almost a full run in just this start
>Cubes lineup up against Bumgarner tomorrow
>>67765056
>samefagging
L O L
That Solarte play, good god
angels fans on suicide watch
>>67765015
I'm pretty sure that stream is delayed though
>>67765026
Anon, please stop. I want to believe, but he's never going to be great again. Best we can hope for is 5-6 innings of 2-3 run ball.
>>67765051
Gonna be fun watching the Orioles exposed on the national stage and get swept out of the first round
>>67765026
Hey I'll take it 4 out of 5 it ain't bad
>TFW better than the doyers are right now anyway. One goat ace isn't doing anything for them right now.
>>67765029
Then who are
>Eternal 1st Placers
>Eternal 2nd Placers
>Eternal 3rd Placers
>Eternal 4th Placers
>Eternal 5th Placers
Do every division, I'm curious to see this autism.
>>67765068
>>67765051
>this is how a Baltipoor citizen types
You know lol is all together right? Maybe you should've stayed in school instead of collecting those welfare checks
>>67765095
man i am literally rofl'ing at how mad you are right now.
PLEASE keep responding. this is great.
>>67765089
Shut up you fucking moron thats not how this fucking works you fucking dipshit
>>67764325
i keep coming into these threads because of this pic so i figure i may as well start watching boreball
i'm from tampa, so i guess that makes me a rays fan. could be worse. can't be bad as the bucs.
will baseball get me a qt gf?
>>67765105
The Orioles are a bad team riding on some massive luck. FACT.
>>67765075
Chill bro, I'm not talking about dominating, I'm talking about being a competent pitcher who does hurl his spaghetti down the middle of the plate. That's all. I'm realistic, but hopeful. He's looked very good lately
*broken english
h-hello /mlb/-kun i am roty :3
>>67765124
AMAZING
oh god my sides hurt from laughing too hard
>>67765109
O-Ok, I didn't mean to trigger you, I just wanted to see if you actually had an idea as to what all divisions should look like.
Otherwise >>/nba/
>TFW Dodgers digging deep into their bullpen.
Is this the time where the collapse happens, /sp/?
is the massive shit that the Orioles took on LAA tonight measurable?
Doyers friends, be honest. Do y'all miss Donny yet?
>>67765124
Their offense is actually legit though, pitching will kill them if they ever do collapse.
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>>67765137
You being so easily offended reinforces my belief that you also are aware that your team's "performances," if you can even call them that, are relying heavily upon luck and opportunity to thrive. It's not sustainable, and it worries you. So as a defensive shield from reality, you act all high and mighty and "laugh" in all of your posts. Sad really.
>>67764325
who dis qt?
>>67765160
By all the reasonable metrics of sequencing luck the O's have actually been slightly unlucky.
>>67765119
>will baseball get me a qt gf?
No
HE DID IT AGAIN, LMAO
>>67765167
to much ass
>>67765160
>he thinks i'm offended
this is great
pic related, it's me rn
FUCK HE ALMOST DID IT AGAIN
that troll camera shot lmao
>>67765160
Still upset the Preds kicked the Cucks out, Analslime poster?
upton piss test when
>that doyers fan that almost interfered and would have cost his team the game
>>67765182
damn was that close
>>67765186
GOD DAMN IT SO CLOSE!
JUST LOSE ALREADY YOU FUCKING DOYERS!
cute
CUTE
normally i get annoyed by announcers getting excited by fly balls that turn out to not be homers, but that looked like it was one
>Cain wasn't shit today
>Bumgarner tomorrow with a 5pm start time against some literal no name meme pitcher
Ez series win famalamadingdongs
>>67765229
>he doesnt know about hendricks
>>67765229
>tfw we're due for a Bum dinger
>>67765181
sat next to a couple at a pirate game back in april. the girl was super into sabermetrics and stuff like that and she said she basically had to drag her boyfriend to games.
BASES LOADED
2 OUTS
>>67765229
they play the games for a reason famalan
>>67765218
>she bought some Ivars fish and chips
excellent taste
>>67765235
>"bum dinger"
\o/
Give the Padres your energy /sp/
Please
Walk him home baby. Crush what's left of the Dodgers fans spirits.
>delabar DFA'd
bring him home shapiro
LMAO BASES LOADED WALK
3 (THREE) STRAIGHT WALKS
>DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS
are they saying si se puede?
Who the fuck is this "tsao" guy and why is he literally incapable of throwing a strike?
TOP FUCKING KEK
A "WALK" OFF
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>>67765218
>Ivar's
Based
>the irradiated city of this gook doyer pitcher
L M A O
M
A
O
Early Irish FORTUNE post.
Good luck and top ERA, ERA+, wOBA and BABIP statistics will be bestowed on your teams players, but only if you reply to this post with "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE!"
>this shitty fucking gook
wheres that faggot bragging about the dodgers elite bullpen last night
>LOSING THE GAME ON A WALK OFF WALK
>>67765276
I heard he makes good chicken
TSAO-ANARA DOYERS FAGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS
Atta boy I'm proud of you. This is what I wanted this team is proving that I am right about everything.
Solarte backing up from the plate before the pitch was even thrown was the best part.
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WALK-OFF WALK
FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DADS AND JINTS ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WE'RE BASEBALL ROYALTY THEY DON'T DESERVES SUCCESS WE EARNED THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR BULLPEN HAS LOST A GAME WITH A BASES LOADED WALK
EVERYONE BUT DODGERS REDS AND JAYS FANS FEEL FREE TO FUCK OFF
>>67765283
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DG?
SHOW YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN LAUGH AT IT
I dont see the dodgers winning the world series in the next 30 years with this ownership
>mfw good bullpen
Bolsinger for long reliefs
Liberatore for the 8th
Kenley 9th
Everyone else fuck off
>26P (9S, 17B)
>Doyers
wew lad
>>67765082
>muh may
>may may
>meme
Memeiners pls
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOW THIS IS PADRACING
AHAHA HOLY SHIT
how much did the doyers pay for that terrible gook pitcher?
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE DOYERS
>TFW ALL THOSE DOYERS FAN TEARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can no longer contain my keks
Why do the Dodgers not want to win?
I almost feel bad for genuine Dodgers fans
Almost
>THE SPRAWLING SHITROPOLIS OF LOST ANGELES
>>67765314
They'll keep saying "b-but our farm system" as if they ever let anyone play
Zach Lee was the next big thing since 1995, and they left him in the minors to get worse and worse forever
Now Urias has been down there for 2 years and whenever he comes up will be on a 5 pitch limit
Im in a Padres bar. They are somewhere between cheering and laughing. Its great.
>>67765315
back at you royalbro
>tfw you witnessed the doyers get walked-off by the dads two nights in a row
>>67765319
>tfw I had hopes for him after his first appearance
I should have known better
god damn im feeling good right now
>Tsao
This guy was balls on the Rockies like 10 years ago LOL
>>67765357
>4 balls not even close
>doyers chimp out on ump
My sides
>>67765357
>2nd pitch not even in the same zipcode as the strike zone
>Ball 2 so fucking high it can't fit on the screen
>>67765357
that second ball
I mean, holy shit
you get paid millions to throw good pitches, and then you throw a pitch 15 fucking feet above the strikezone
>>67765361
I'll be there tomorrow for the walk off hat trick
>>67765357
>Ball 2
>>67765367
me too :3
>yfw Los Angeles "300 million" Dodgers
>>67765283
Top of the mornin to ye
>>67765346
Pretty much. We still suck but at least we can get some laughs from shitting on fuckboys
>>67765317
"Kenley Jansen is the best closer in baseball"
"Kenley Jensen is a set up man at best, Chapman or bust homie"
Go to bed Pissboi
>>67765408
O'Day is actually Polish, not Irish.
>>67765389
>mfw walk off balk tomorrow
>Both LA teams lost
Today is a great day for baseball.
>>67765361
>Kenley's quest to surpass the McGwire of relievers ends a homer given up to some emaciated manlet
>at least it can't get worse
>3 straight walks to end the next game
kek I can see why yahoo doesn't even have a picture of Tsao even though he's been in the league for 15 years
>>67765357
DELETE THIS
>Ken GurnickVerified account
@kengurnick
>Grandal walked out of clubhouse limping.
LMAO
M
A
O
>LOS
>DOYERS
>mfw someone in the last general posted about Kenley Jansen being elite literally seconds before he lost the game
Fucking kek, meme magic is real
>his teams bullpen doesnt load the bases
>his teams bullpen doesnt walk in the winning runs in extra innings
>his teams bullpen doesnt add negative win probability
>his teams bullpen only has single digit losses this season
>>67765433
>tfw no more double digit passed balls a game
>>67765370
I'm pretty sure they thought the batter stepped out of the box, which is understandable, just because you don't see a batter scoot back in the box like that very often
Also, any Dodgers fans still here? Are Ethier and Ryu ever coming back? What's the deal with them?
>>67765424
Balk to move runner to third, then bunt home the winning run. Adrian throws the ball over the catchers head
>>67765443
What actually happened to the Jasy to make them go from winning the division to last place?
>>67765452
>bunting in a hr
even the dodgers couldnt be THAT incompetent
So are the Rockies our true rivals at this point? They're the only other contending team in the division.
>>67765450
Ethier in a month or so. Which means Crawford has a month to end it all.
Ryu just gave up 3 runs in 3 innings for the Quakes as if that means anything at all.
>>67765450
Scrapper's around. And DG/Pissboi only comes on after Kershaw starts.
>>67765433
paying the price for all his pilates training
>>67765462
dont jinx it
>>67765450
Understandable but he was still a good foot away from chalk. They were just butthurt they walked three guys in a row to lose
>>67765456
They lost Price and all of their elite offense last year came from old guys having career years. Now everyone is regressing to what you'd expect from a bunch of 30+ year old guys who almost all suck at defense too.
this season has been bretty gud so far
>>67765478
I know, it was just all they had, they had nothing to lose by throwing a fit I guess
>>67765461
Not a bunt hr, but a little league 4 base error
>>67765478
I think they were mad cause the Ump's knees were sore and he wanted to go to bed
a little late but
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>dodgers
I'm just glad the NL West is competitive this year, it's been boring the last two seasons.
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/22/724724783/1463896468957/asset_2500K.mp4
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/22/724724783/1463896468957/asset_2500K.mp4
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/22/724724783/1463896468957/asset_2500K.mp4
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/22/724724783/1463896468957/asset_2500K.mp4
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/22/724724783/1463896468957/asset_2500K.mp4
Video of walk-off:
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/22/724724783/1463896468957/asset_2500K.mp4
>batter steps back before the pitcher's delivery is even done
HE FUCKING KNEW HE WAS GETTING A WALK BEFORE THE FUCKING PITCH WAS IN THE AIR! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>67765491
>spurdo sparde
>using america proxy
>>/hoc/
>>67765488
I think they're bullpen being so fucking terrible also has to be a huge factor, sucks the life out of your team when you never feel secure even by the late innings.
>>67765510
>>67765515
MY SIDES ARE IN FUCKING ORBIT
>>67765510
lmao
>>67765119
http://www.milb.com/tickets/singlegame.jsp?sid=t587
If you actually live in tampa the yankees are closer to you than the rasy
go sit behind home plate for $10 on a bobblehead night
no homo but if it came down to it
i would let Harper fuck me over Trout
mostly because of his nice hair and his teeth make me think he's a nipple nibbler, which I kinda like anyway
i had a dream that i met Harper and he told me to strip and put on the jersey he was choked in
he bent me over while i wore it and he choked me good, he also gave some donkey punches
seeing that that jersey is for sale, i would buy it just to fap in it desu
>>67765456
Offense is striking out way too much, half the lineup was over 25% for a while, fucking martin was at 40+% for a month. They literally cant hit with runners in scoring position. The amount of times they have had a runner on 2nd with no outs and failed to score is beyond ridiculous, they are at bottom 5 according to BR on moving a runner in that situation.
the bullpen is a fucking dumpster fire that burned itself out, got taken by a garbage truck to a landfill and the embers reignited into an even more massive trashfire so we cant bail out starters when they have a bad start, and we cant close out close games
we are 0-20 in games where our opponent scores 4 or more runs in a game.
also doesnt help that bautista and donaldson hit slumps at the same time and pillar is a fucking retard that literally doesnt not understand what a walk is
>>67765527
Even a below-average pitching staff could contend with the 2015 Jays offense. They'd just slug their way to leads the bullpen couldn't possibly blow. But with everyone regressing offensively, the godawful bullpen is getting exposed daily.
>>67765159
>mfw we trusted chinnese knock off pitching
>>67765555
>>67765527
Just look at the Red Sox. Their pitching has BLOWN and yet they're contending for first place.
In the regular season, if you have a dangerous offense, you can contend big time over a great stretch of games.
Wow I seemed to have missed some shit
But kek, /mlb/ is always a fun read when the Doyers do something dumb
I just wanna say that Donaldson getting ejected was bullshit and that it's a miracle Melvin Upton Jr. doesn't get ejected every game (but I'm not saying he should, it's just umpires are sensitive bitches)
I understand why the ump thought Donaldson was talking to him but they're just so trigger happy and ready to throw people out that he didn't even think twice and hated the smug look on the umps face
>>67765581
joe west is a fucking diva
>>67765569
>Doyers and Dads in extra innings
>Tie game
>guy on 1st and 2 outs
>Doyers walk 3 guys in a row for the walk-off loss
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/22/724724783/1463896468957/asset_2500K.mp4
>>67765569
Good ol classic walk off walk by the doyers
>>67765456
No more bush parties
NEW BREAD TRIVIA
GUESS WHO HAS THE BEST REGULAR SEASON ERA IN THE PAST 5 YEARS AND IS THE ONLY RECENT PITCHER TO WIN THE TRIPLE CROWN
>>67765589
i fucking hate this team I have never seen them win anything in my life
>>67765586
also just realized joe west was one who ejected brock holt for yelling at himself after striking out
what the fuck is that fat fucks problem, he is the joey crawford of major league baseball
>>67765586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZPevbDtCbM
>>67765581
>>67765586
I still think the Holt ejection was retarded.
>>67765591
Whatever happened to Kawasaki? Supremely entertaining player.
>>67765604
ABSOLUTELY
UTTERALLY
ANALLLY
ANNIHILATED
>>67765515
Based former Yankee great Solarte with the walk-off.
>>67765604
HAHAHAHAHAH EAT SHIT
>>67765586
Umps have been so shit all over the place this year I forgot Joe West even existed.
>>67765614
He went to the Cubs. Probably in AAA.
>>67765604
>WALK OFF WALK
>>67765515
>DON'S VOICE
I AM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW
>>67765604
were you out buying more booze so you can drink yourself to death or some preperation H for your ravaged asshole
So, how long until Los Doyers blow the whole thing up and rebuild?
Kershaw will never get past the NLDS.
>>67765604
>>67765667
WHAT DO THEY EVEN HAVE TO REBUILD
LMAO
>>67765553
>no homo
>>67765601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl0kq-CdoSk
RIP Rollin nigga
Shitattle fans should be familiar with walk off walks tbf
Who has a better bullpen right now? Dodgers or Reds? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67765758
The Doyers bullpen is bad.
But the Reds. The Reds are something else.
The Reds bullpen is an event to see. It's must watch TV.
>>67765667
Kershaw will get a ring but it won't be with the dodgers and it'll be in his final season where he won't even play a big part in the team.
Not even a doyers fag but it does sadden me that a really talented pitcher just can't carry his entire team to win the big one
>>67765768
What teams have the spare cash to pay his meme contract besides the yankees?
Bill Shaikin @BillShaikin 35m35 minutes ago
#Dodgers record when Clayton Kershaw does not start: 13-22 (.371). The team without Kershaw would be on pace to lose 100 games.
>>67765787
The Red Sox. If they'll take Rusney and Pablo off our hands.
>>67765790
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5okpaOnkiHQ
RIP 2016 White Sox
April 2016-June 2016
>>67765803
You're wasting him.
>>67765601
>>67765711
>that """"""""""neck""""""""""
I think I'm gonna be sick.
>>67765604
>>67765604
BLEEEEEOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>67765795
it would take a forklift to take sandoval off your hands
>>67765790
this is real dumb, just delete it and never post again
>>67765813
We'll pay for that part.
>>67765808
desu the dodger I feel the most fore is based Dre.
He has spent 10 years with the most expensive team in baseball and has zero (0) rings to show for it
>>67765795
>tfw the Doyers will have Panda if that happens
>>67765711
Pretty funny actually
Who is wasted more, Kershaw or Sale?
>>67765833
they took crawdad off our hands for literally potato chips, it wouldnt surprise me if they took the marketing weapon and WS MVP, the flying panda too
>>67765846
sale because at least kersh is getting fucking paid
>>67765803
>>67765808
When is Kershaw contract up again or can he opt out early because he needs to leave the dumper fire that's the doyers right now. If he wants to find a team that's not the Houston Rockets of the MLB.
>>67765826
for*
>>67765846
Sale, easily.
>>67765870
fuck off nerd
>>67765790
DELETE THIS
>>67765846
Look at those awful mechanics. TJ surgery guaranteed, she'll never make it in the bigs
>>67765885
i was correcting my own post
>tfw gonna drink in the parking lot before going into stadium tmrw
who /lowlife/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEMLGmQjLRY
>>67765908
>not just sneaking it in a water bottle
lol
>>67765908
What team?
Also I used to drink just going out in public if it was the afternoon. Prett /lowlife/. I don't drink anymore though
>>67765899
>>67765937
Detoilet
He's lowlife regardless of public intoxication.
>>67765943
>press
>>67765947
Bee nice
>>67765908
>>67765918
>not loading your growlers up with cheap vodka/rum
>not slamming it in the parking lot while people think you are drinking water
>not getting into a fistfight with the ump at a minor league game
>not becoming the ump after you vanquish one
Ive always wanted to throw out a first pitch but Im positive all the eyes on me would make me screw up
I can throw it right to the catcher normally, but the pressure would get to me, Im sure of it
Why is he so perfect?
>>67765972
its okay anon nobody really pays attention to them unless its someone famous.
>>67765947
t. neet
>>67765968
lul
>>67765972
no worries you never will
>>67765972
>tfw I'm 1-1 from the free throw line at oracle arena
Nothing but net
>>67765972
>>67765984
I got to throw out the first pitch at my minor league game when I showed them my community college diploma i earned that Tuesday
>>67765984
y-you watch
Im gonna be famous someday, and put dubya's FP to shame
>>67765997
His FP was pretty GOAT
Royals here.
It's 2:03 am local time here.
Put down your anime shitting dick nipples porn for a moment.
4chan, """we""" are coming for all of your hymens and buttholes this year.
You doubted us, but we are back to put the league to the sword again. Starting with the Shitcongo Whos.
Roys going the distance AGAIN. Not even Bro Maddon and his cubes can oppose us.
Cap it.
>>67766006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjGcCI9ByWw
>GOAT first pitch
>Insane Johnson/Schilling pitching duo
>Walk-off against Mariano Rivera in game 7
>Stankees dynasty finally ended
2001 was the best WS desu
i've forgotten what it feels like having to post sad wojaks every day. i could get used to this "winning" thing
>>67766026
tfw lifelong royales/lickster fan
>>67766051
4 game losing streak
>tfw ol charlie brown pitched his whole life and still couldnt catch a break
>>67766026
>we
>us
>mfw reading Tsao's wikipedia page
>mfw no face
what a fucking guy
>>67765741
Here's a (You) you pathetic little bastard.
>>67766062
damn Alito, git gud
Sotomayor is kicking your ass
>>67766062
>fiddy
>>67766062
>sotomayor
Is she a Rembrandt?
>>67766062
George Bush's perfect strike at Yankee Stadium was the best thing he ever did during his presidency
>>67765510
Was that a USA chant I heard?
>>67766065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chin-hui_Tsao
>dat restaurant embezzlement story
>>67765968
>tfw you can hear each individual heckle in minor league games
>tfw you can tell the players on the home team know one heckler because he's an asshole who shows up every single night just to talk shit
>>67765977
Of all the shit that the garbage Fox broadcasters said during the game today, they nailed it on the head when they called Cueto's Instagram avant-garde.
>>67766119
delusional cuckold
>>67766062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxR1tZ08FcI
>there will never be a first pitch like dubya's
too based
>>67766118
>tfw you can dox the other players with smartphones
>#34 become Timmy who sucks ass and didnt even graduate from sister fuck University
>tfw the benches heckle back and call a heckler bitch tits mariposo
>>67766121
https://www.instagram.com/johnnycueto47/
This shit's incredible. Thank you, based Cueto
>>67766149
L.A. Dodgers, I'm RHP
The mariners are in first place. After almost 2 months, they're still in first. Why. They're a shit team and have been for most of my life
>>67766181
Why was Cueto hanging out in a some Chuckee Cheese's ballpit?
>>67766217
Dis fugging guy
He's the best
>>67766188
t. Shitkees cuck
>>67766241
Not an argument.
god dammit.
there's a pack of coyotes howling right outside my house and I can't sleep
Quick, post your all time favorite relief pitcher
>>67766301
shit i can hear them too
where at mah nigga
and based daimajin ;-;
>>67766301
GOAT RP desu
>>67765985
0-1.
Tfw I threw it I thought it went perfect.
It was just a bit short.
Feels bad
>>67765604
>DG not DK
>>67766188
because they are a well-constructed team and their pitching staff is doing very well
>>67765711
>he has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Holy kek
>>67766181
Kershaw?
>>67766118
>tfw you are that asshole
>>67766217
Is he aware of his meme status?
>>67766459
He didn't pitch so good
>>67766438
Their pitching is shit.
>>67766500
3rd best SP ERA, 4th best RP ERA, 2nd best combined
>>67766589
Name me a good starter that's been consistent
>>67766628
just named you those ERA stats, you punk bitch. not even a mariners fan
>>67766643
And can't name a decent pitcher the memeiners have. What I thought.
>>67766665
I'm waiting.
>>67766648
>>67766681
>He's never heard of Felix Hernandez
I'm not even the guy you were talking to at first. I thought I would just let you know how fucking retarded you are. Don't respond
>>67766712
He's been shit this year so far
>>67766722
>he doesn't know what don't respond means
>>67766731
Oh I know. Means you have no argument and know I'm right.
>>67766712
>"""King""" Felix
>>67766820
>mfw people on /r/dodgers say king kenta
>>67766820
...What's your point?
That he had a bad inning more than a year ago?...k
>>67766787
Kek, yeah
>>67765159
worst pepes
>>67764417
Good photoshop
Hey remember when the Dodgers got walked off twice in a row
>>67766062
Why did you try to steal home, Chuck
Post elite pitching staffs. I'll start
>>67767503
Where's General Tsao
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1tye4alDmMQ
>Today is an Ubaldo ""start""
>>67764325
Who is that cumdumpster?
>Franklyn Gutierez has the 2nd longest HR in MLB this season
Will the mariners regress?
>>67770324
Probably, but it's fun right now.
>>67769889
Gausman has way outperformed Jimenez this year, Ubaldo has been painful to watch
>>67769889
Time for another appearance by Bad UBBBBBBBBaldo.
>>67770368
Ubaldo's only high point this season was going 8 innings....against the A's
>>67764396
>On suicide watch after last night's Earl Special courtesy of Matt Weiters.
>fire mattingly they said
>>67765315
I think with the exception of Human Excrement Brian Matusz, the O's have a top tier pen.
>>67770626
This.
Everyone has bad days now and then, but Matusz is set to become the new Jim Johnson.
Only useful for saving arms if O's are down like 10 runs with no hope of coming back.
>>67770698
Only useful thing he can do is shut down Ortiz. He's out of a job after this year.
>>67770777
He can't even do that anymore!
He couldn't last year, and if he even see's action in the Memorial Day series Ortiz will meme all over him
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>#Dodgers record when Clayton Kershaw does not start: 13-22 (.371). The team without Kershaw would be on pace to lose 100 games.
>>67769889
Oh god I hope Joseph is catching for him
>>67764417
>come to thread to see booty
>leave thread because my waifus blacked
>DG bragging that Jansen's ERA is .55
>THE VERY NEXT DAY his ERA shoots up to 1.62
He makes this place worth coming to honestly
>>67766500
Their relievers are solid, and they have 2 starters with under 3 ERA. I don't think that's that bad.
>>67769889
>>67765184
Low test beta bitch
mariners reds
>>67773441
>>67773441
>>67773441
>qt posting has resorted to pb posting preteens without memeiners hats
not even sports related, faggot
looking at you too yankeefag
>>67773550
>>>/reddit/
>>67773550
Sports
Giancarlo Stanton is 0 for his last 18 with 15 strikeouts
>phillies get swept by braves today
>Darvish set to return next Saturday
>mfw the pennant is ours again
>>67774669
back to /handegg/
>>67774669
Is he going to pitch every day
>>67773550
you ok m8?
>Zimmermann has come back down to earth
>>67774917
royals whitesox
>>67775325
>>67775325
>>67775325
>Miggy HR to center field
>image contains an embedded file
wtf stop
>chris archer was the starting pitcher of the ASG last year
>Bases loaded
>No outs
>>67775782
>Having images that contain hidden cp
>Detoilet
Honestly not that surprised
Anyone think Daniel Murphy could hit .400 for the season?
>Archer
Bruh
>>67774511
Not so fast
>3 homeruns in 3 straight games at leadoff
Sabermetrics was right all along, praise billy
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15647563/new-york-yankees-dugout-victimized-plumbing-issues-oakland-coliseum
POO IN THE DUGOUT
>>67776362
Nice pepe friend
>The Sox also must pay a fee [to the city of Chicago] on each ticket sold in excess of 1.93 million in paid attendance. Since 2008, the Sox have paid that fee only in 2010, when games drew 2.2 million fans.
>77 P
>3 IP
>6 H
>8 R
>>67776362
I'm glad they're winning now, but it's only the 3rd inning. Excuse my pessimistic post.
>>67776662
Pretty good
I just watched the Ken Burns jackie Robinson documentary. Jackie may be the whitest sounding man in existence. Not black man, just man.
>>67776765
He went to college during THAT era. Of course he was white.
>>67776765
>he fell for the Jackie Robinson is black meme
>>67776541
Thanks
I made a bunch
Will the Cubs win today?
7s coming up boys
>>67776720
As a Phils fan I know
Freddie with a trip
Greinke looks like he has a Goatee, and it's fuckin' wierd.
Emmanuel Burriss: Designated Cheerleader
>>67777044
Nah, Bumgarner's gonna fuck the Cub's shit up
>>67777053
I've got a feelin the 7's will be in this thread
>>67777272
Rude.
Zimmermann injured and taken out
>Dallas Keuchel and Chris Archer
Wew
>>67777301
7's when?
At least the BP can finish the game with 0 problems
>disAstros
>groin pull
go mariners
Rangers World Series
Cowboys Superbowl
>>67777762
Get
This Kelly guy pitching for the Braves has some of the worst control I've seen in a long time. Like, at least 2 times per inning he's either thrown a HBP, or almost did.
>>67777859
>>67777859
new thread
Courtesy bump
