Indians
Pitcher: Trevor Bauer (R)
1. Rajai Davis (R) CF
2. Jason Kipnis (L) 2B
3. Francisco Lindor (S) SS
4. Mike Napoli (R) DH
5. Carlos Santana (S) 1B
6. Marlon Byrd (R) LF
7. Juan Uribe (R) 3B
8. Lonnie Chisenhall (L) RF
9. Chris Gimenez (R) C
Red Sox
Pitcher: Joe Kelly (R)
1. Mookie Betts (R) RF
2. Dustin Pedroia (R) 2B
3. Xander Bogaerts (R) SS
4. David Ortiz (L) DH
5. Hanley Ramirez (R) 1B
6. Travis Shaw (L) 3B
7. Jackie Bradley Jr. (L) CF
8. Ryan Hanigan (R) C
9. Blake Swihart (S) LF
Swihart in left. Let the memes begin, boys.
How is Joe Kelly doing to do today?
>>67750614
He will be do doing. Hopefully not.
we need to btfo joe
when will NESN stop being Cuckholz apologists?
>Bauer messing with the midnight navy streak
Reeeeeeeeee his autism not respecting my autism
https://vine.co/v/iEg9UKYeXiJ
Joe Kelly perfect game so far
>J.K. Simmons at the game
Not quite my tempo
phew
Nice catch, Chiz
Bauer not looking too bad. Will still probably give up a dinger or two though
lol who's this guy pitching for my sox
>>67751286
Cy Young
>>67751003
what the heck he assaulted her with that marker why didn't anyone stop him
Cy Young award winner Mr.Kelly has pitched well so far
how can we get btfo by joe freakin kelly
noo!
ha ha funyy hit
do you think he posts here
I wonder what JBABYJ is going to do today
INTENTIONALLY WALKING JACKIE BRADLEY MY FUCKING SIDES I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING CRAZY
Fuck off Indians, let him hit
Haha wow fuck you Cleveland. If you intentionally walk JBJ the entire game that'd be some pussy ass shit
>>67751841
hi draper
>Jim Joyce is the home plate ump
God damn it
I'm not in the mood for his bullshit
>>67751871
Hey bud
>INTENTIONALLY WALKING TO JBJ
fucking kek
>>67751871
Hey pal
nice Bauer
Nice work, Bauer
should it be against the rules to intentionally walk a guy on a hitting streak?
My ears
>>67751964
No, but are honestly expecting class from a city like Cleveland?
what the fuck was that??
holy shit
>mfw at this game but been having terrible diarrhea shits
Go Injuns
>>67751964
Nope, and anyway I think his streak continues if it happens all game cause they don't count as plate appearances.
>>67752099
I would think Boston of all cities would understand about playing to win the game.
man we can't hit today
>>67752113
>IRVING
>>67752188
trying to win is dumb you lose draft position
Who put that giant wall there
>>67752188
>Boston
>trying to win
>not trying to pad stats instead
come on need a DP
>>67752617
Yes we (Red Sox of Boston) are trying very hard to pad these ace pitching stats haha ;)
Is this cheater will DHing for Boston?
>>67752188
>playing to win the game
Herm Edwards pls
Ted Williams - 0 Rings
>GOAT they said
>muh OPS
getting torched damn it bauer
X
Keep it together, Trevor
time for the quadruple play
>>67752744
This post really upset my grandfather, please remove it
THE HELMET
CAME
OFF
YES
HANLEY HUSTLE
Why is Hanly loosing his helmet so much
He's been good at keeping it on so far this year.
it hurts
>>67753009
it was too tight so he loosed it
most feared hitter in the league
>>67753216
>in the league
of all time : ftfy
Welp, could've been worse.
Response runs pls
>jbjr getting the bonds treatment
>>67753257
time is an illusion
fucking hanishit youve left 4 on fucking base alreadt you shitter
>tfw go to game to watch JBJ hit and these motherfuckers keep walking him
IM SO GLAD HANIGAN IS FUCKING BEHIND JBJ
YOURE SO FUCKING SMART FARRELL
>Jim Joyce admits he was wrong
>again
he's shit and everyone knows it, even himself
>walking Jackie twice
classy injuns!
>12 up 12 down
>injuns
>this is an ace in leaveland
BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
ROOKIE COOKIE MOOKIE
Based Mookie Rookie
>>67753688
>Bauer
>ace
I mean maybe in your rotation he might be.
>FUCKING DROPPING IT
if you're sitting on the monster you need to bring a glove you fucking cucks
>>67753798
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OUR ACES
>that fucking cuck getting all that love
Fuck this shit
>>67753799
>bringing a glove to the game
>as an adult
Just cuck my shit up senpai
>tfw no qt gf to give you a hug
>>67753864
>tfw no qt gf
>tfw no gf
so, how many hits has joe kelly allowed so far?
>>67753849
sitting in the front row green monster without a glove
enjoy dave o'brien and remy laughing at you when you drop a homerun
I leave for 15 minutes and we're btfo even harder and Napoli is still looking at strike 3!
>JIM JOYCE BLOWS ANOTHER PERFECT GAME
>>67753849
Makes sense on the monster senpai
They keep paramedics up there because faux tough guys like you break your hands so often trying to catch 120 mph balls barehanded
rip perfecto
https://twitter.com/Indians/status/734131292141277184
>kelly losing control
it was fun well it lasted lads
it's ogre
hopefully we still win
Oh, come the fuck on. This is horrifying. I want another one for Da Land
no way kelly can make it through the rest of the game considering the amount of pitches he's thrown
fucking kill me
end my life
joe please
I hate uribe he sucks
This mother fucker, Juan
>Getting no hit by Joe "Joe Kelly" Kelly
Nice going there Cleveland.
>swinging
>at that
You fat fuck piece of shit
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>67754335
yeah this
RATTLED
A
T
T
L
E
D
pls give me salami
What you talkin' bout, Willis?
>Bases loaded
>no hits
CLASSIC RED SOX
JOE PLS
YOURE STILL THROWING A NO-HITTER
Gimenez pls
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ITS DOEN
HES NOT GONNA GET OUT 12MEN WITH 30-40 PITCHES
I WANT TO DIE
FUCK JOE KELLY
FUCK JOHN FARRELL
FUCK RYAN HANIGAN
FUCK THE TWINS
FUCK THE RED SOX
FUCK BASEBALL
FUCK PERFECT GAMES
FUCK NO HITTER
FUCK
JIM
JOYCE
HOLY LEL
WHAT THE FUCK
JOE AND HANIGOAT WHAT THE FUCK
trash
>Joe "Wild Cy Young Thing" Kelly
absolute ace
nice dancing RETARD
GOD DAMN IT, FUCK YOU
>>67754455
>yfw Farrell pulls him with 2 outs in the 8th
My heart
Hannibal with another amazing play
jdimsa
STILL A NO HITTER KEK
>>67754515
or
>yfw farrell leaves him in and we get a 140 pitch no no with 8 walks
Shaw being shit today
BASED MULTIVIEW IS BACK
Joe jelly no hitter watch is on
That drug addict Franconna better not walk JBJ
>or else
10
based hanram saving the no no
>90 pitches
>6th inning
>Scrub Kelly
I don't think so pham
if they let him go to 120 can he do "it"?
SSSSHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Has kelly always worn rec specs?
Or did he have control issues and have to get them.
>Making kelly pitch more
WHAT THE FUCK SHAW
SHAW YOU FCKIN PIECE OF SHIT YOU HAVE BEEN AWFUL TODAY
FUCK SHAW
>shaw
>>67754859
Calm yourself bro. It's still early.
>>67754855
AlWays
Ferrari would've had it
farrell you cuckold if you pull kelly before he gives up a hit because of "m-muh pitch count!" im gonna lose it
JOE "CY YOUNG" KELLY
need to clean house after this game. inexcusable
STILL A NO NO
THE CY YOUNG WINNER
GOT HIM! FUCK!
>Kelly
>Good
feels good man
LET'S GO JBJ
12 MORE GAMES TO BREAK THE RECORD
Remember when crapoli played for us and struck out a thousand million times and hit 40 hrs
>it's another no offense ever episode
W-who wants a 6 game win streak, isn't it great to give up a no hitter, h-heheh...
>it was an Error
Fuck me
9
>>67754971
>getting no hit by a guy who literally had a 9.35 ERA before this game
any legitimacy we established for ourselves this week has been obliterated
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
santana is a garbage firstbaseman
TWENTY SIX
BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>JBJ
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
Is he for real cause he looks like men Griffey jr
JACKIE MOTHER FUCKING BRADLEY
BASED BJBJ
OMFG
M
F
G
Review needs to go. It has no place in professional sports.
JBJBJBJ
man i hate francona
Franconna is a cunt
Great challenge
>>67755090
Hi drapper
>>67755099
>>67755108
Fuck off, Tito is goat because he cares about winning i can respect that even with JBJ's hit being questioned
I have a special place in my heart for tito
I heard Francona was a liberal faggot who beats kids, is this true?
>>67755023
The Indians could have a 30 game win streak and they wouldn't be "legitimate" because of some reason or another. Losing one game after 5 is fine, it's the series that matters.
>Francona with another bad challenge
It was always too late
>>67755138
Hey pal
>>67755145
And a drug addict
>>67755141
can't care too much if he keeps running Uribe out there everyday
>>67755164
>>67755145
Boston beat writers pls go
desu tito is 100000000000x better than jack fennel or whoever the sox manager is
>>67755099
>>67755108
You're going to wish you still had Tito when Ferrell pulls Kelly cause of a pitch count.
It's 2016 Ohio is a bunch of racist scum allowing the name indians
>>67755164
Do they test managers for PEDs? I bet Francona is loaded on goofball
>>67755204
shut up fag
>>67755209
Is that the guy from pawn stars?
just rooting for a hit at this point
I hear from other places that Porcello is good this year but I hear from here that he's shit. Which is it?
>>67755236
pretty good but we're just waiting for him to go full on blow up mode
>>67755236
Pretty Ricky is good
>>67755236
He's good but he's still shit
>>67755232
Yes, after he had the surgery
That faggot swung at the damn ball. Fuck this shit, it's a strike
>>67755298
Tranny surgery?
Man anyone see that joe kelly dance? I think it's too early to start dancing.
does Boston have 4 legitimate aces right now?
Real talk, is JBJ on PED's?
>mfw Napoli gets the only hit in 8th but naturally gets stranded
Are those seats in center field dangerous or something is that why no one can sit there
>>67755355
Buccholz is an ace for whatever team he's pitching to
HAHAHAHAAH ENJOY YOUR GRANDSLAM BOSOX
Time for a grand slam
>>67755367
>a hit
At this point I'll take it.
>>67755355
Kek
KEK
no
>>67755380
fans would trigger pussy batters with their clothing color choices
Xander what the shit
Did Manship actually come through? What?
>ANOTHER INNING WHERE THE RED SOX LEFT THE BASES LOADED
>LIKE 15 LOB THIS GAME
IM GETTING TRIGGERED
if uribe isn't pitch-hit for i'll rape my asshole
BUSTGARTS
DFA WHEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67755504
shit meme tbqh with you Joe
8
Perfect game being thrown lol
>>67755504
ok tomorrow i'll dfa him if you think that's the right move
Yes. Most major league staff are post-op former reality stars.
>>67755499
>i'll rape my asshole
>Le pitch count meme
The pitch count is an unproven meme, just fucking leave him in their until he actually shows signs of wear
>>67755544
Runners were on base
>>67755564
yeah our imperfections are what makes us perfect
if john doesn't leave him in until he allows a hit im killing myself
>>67755546
Fucking thank you for finally doing something right John
is JBJ MVP right now?
>>67755562
>just leave him in until it's already too late
BASED
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>injuns
JBJ is legit
JACKIE
FUCKING
BRADLEY
JUNIOR
FUCKING BASED JACKIE
JBJ!
well I'll be darned
Alright, take him out now
NO HITTER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT I LOVE IT GET THIS IDIOT WILD THING RETARD OUT OF THE GAME
I'm still proud of Joe Kelly
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME
good job though joe
ban uribe from baseball
Thank you, fat man
Uribe finally did something
bust dfa this kid now
>Uribe break the no hitter
BASED UBIBE
>Its fcking Uribe that breaks up the no no
God
Fucking
Memes
>>67755650
Fuck yourself, dumb faggot
>>67755706
you go fuck yourself you worthless pile of shit cunt
>>67755706
being a dumb faggot is good idiot
>>67755762
Aww, is the baby sad that his no hitter got blown up? Poor you
Thanks a lot Chiz, when the team needs you most
>>67755800
yeah this exactly
tbqh with you Joe i would like for then to score more run
>>67755836
which ones
>>67755802
bud are you mad that you're losing? it's ok, it's not like you were gonna make the playoffs anyways
>>67755856
which Juans
>>67755856
The team i like
>>67755802
lmao cleveland wishes they were relevant in any sport
Why the antagonism lads?
>>67755961
kek
should a strikeout count as two outs?
>>67755973
>Why the antagonism lads?
Dunno but I'm not engaging it
WHY DOES IT KEEP FALLING OFF HANLEY?
crockett is so horrible how can they stick with him
>>67755942
I'm not even angry right now, why are you so salty, kid? You're winning, and obviously that means you're happy, right? No way you could lose.
And unlike you insecure Sox niggers I watch baseball because I like the gamr
JACKIE BONDS
THE MOST DANGEROUS HITTER
>IBB JBJ AGAIN
LEL
>>67755981
Now that you mention it... yes. It should.
>>67755972
Where are the Celtics right now?
It's a
>JBJ goes 1 for 1 with 3 walks
episode
>Cleveland is so irrelevant in every sport that they celebrate getting ONE hit in a baseball game in May
Holy shit, are the sports bars going wild right now?
Not even upset desu, knew a sweep wasn't going to happen
>>67756055
Enhancement
>>67756055
>watching floorsqueak
lol
Man, Hanley is limping bad right now. It's crazy he's ACTUALLY playing hard through an injury. He must really like David as a friend.
>>67756069
Is this what bombston calls bantz, lol
>>67756069
>haha, Cleveland is so pathetic they're going to give up a no hitter
>haha, Cleveland is so pathetic celebrating getting one hit, lol
>it's a cities shitposting at each other episode
boring episode tbqh with you Joe
>>67756076
>in any sport
Hey, I just follow the rules
>>67756076
>any sport
Pretty sure floorsqueak is a sport friend. Now can you contain your autism? No hard feelings
>>67756138
FUCK OFF THERES NO ONE HERE NAMED JOE JESUS FUCK THIS FORCED MEME SUCKS YOURE THE ONLY ONE WHO USES IT FAGGOT
Vazgoat pls
>>67756118
How's welfare Cleveland? Checks still coming in?
>can't have any comfy threads because the Sox are actually good this year
>>67756167
rude tbqh with you Joe
>Joba
KEK
>>67756055
Where are the Cavaliers championship rings right now?
>>67756163
>>67756166
i didnt say that retards
is all of cleveland this autistic?
>>67756196
pmt this why are people cityposting in my baseball thread
>>67756017
>>67756226
Jesus, I'm a Boston fan and I need to ask you to contain your stupidity.
Just stop anon, you've done enough
>>67756226
Read the post I fucking responded to
THIS IS NOW A CITYPOAST BREAD
https://twitter.com/mikebloodworth/status/734151552391217152
JOBAAAAA PLS M8
>Vazpoop
MOOKIE PLEASE
Hello anons/fellow BOSbros
Just got in. Missed Joe Kelly's return to the roster. fug. glad to see he pitched well though
how's everyone today?
>>67756321
oh wait swihbust need to hit too
>URIBE
dumbass
Hope Swihart Grand Slam's here
>>67756323
Stranding runners, you?
>>67756358
haha you'r fag
>>67756358
This. What good things would Cleveland even be able to say
>>67756264
>>67756270
suck my big fat chubby cock cunts
HE DID IT
HE ACTUALLY WALKED IN A RUN
JOBA, YOU MADMAN
>>67756196
you have to sacrifice thread quality for success
haha fat man didn't throw strikes that kind of thing will lose you the game if you don't throw strikes haha
man we suck!
I gambled on this game.
>>67756433
>we
Joba used to be my favorite Yankee, he never disappoints
Juan Uribe looks like he should be a dad in a black family sitcom
BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE BASED FUCKING ROOKIE MOOKIE
MOOKIE FUCKING BETTS
O
O
K
I
E
time to go home. maybe see you tomorrow
LITERALLY GREATEST PLAYER EVER
COOKIE MOOKIE
OH LAWD
TWO COOKIES IN ONE NIGHT
ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
GET FUCKED JOBBA!
GRAND
FUCKING
SLAM
BY BETTS
ALWAYS BET ON BETTS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>URIBE
ROOKIE MOOKIE
ROOKIE
OF
THE
YEAR
>THE STATE OF JUAN URIBE
Welp, at least the White Sox lost earlier
MOOKIE
Classic Indians, always shitting the bed after getting hot. Bounce back tomorrow will be nice
BASED ROOKIE COOKIE MOOKIE
FIVE RUNS BATTED IN ON THE GAME
>>67756455
haha imagined if instead of this thing you posted you posted the other thing you posted with the bases hahaha
CLASSIC
JOBA
RED SOX MVP SINCE FOREVER
>>67756450
What'd you pick?
>>67756582
I picked Sox by 9. I'm pretty good at knowing the outcome of sports
BASED JOBA
GG (not really) Sox. At least Cavs will win.
Which pitcher would the Sox trade Betts and JBJ for
>>67756675
I'd unironically prefer literally any team but the memeiors to win the Chip, and you guys have the best chances so godspeed
>>67756675
There are still innings left. Never give up hope.
>this inning for the Indians
lmao
>>67756676
Literally only Sale would be worth them
>LEFTY KILLER
what's it like going to the game with a girl
>>67756852
Guerin is a qt. I wish she wasn't such a terrible field reporter.
>>67756852
you get cooties and died
>interviewing this cuck
GO AWAY
>>67756852
I've gone with my mom before
>>67756898
is your mom a girl
>>67756889
>cuck
>got hugged by three girls for catching a mookie grand slam
>Guerin is obviously dripping wet right now
>youve got experience with that
OB JUST BTFO REMY
>>67756898
what base did you get to
>>67756915
they're talking about how antidepressants and age make his dick not work
>>67756852
story time
>use to date this girl for 1.5 years
>loved me, I loved her, we used to go out and do stuff all the time
>tell her "hey we should go to a red sox game sometime! Fenway's great"
>says no
I know I was going to get some backfire. I mean, she wasn't into sports. She would probably get super bored. And also, she probably never watched baseball
>we break up
>months later
>she's at Fenway and has a pic of Wally with her & one of her girlfriends
>>67756953
Cucked
>>67756953
Can't resist Wally's green monster
>>67756968
that's good retard
Alright time to score more runs.
does taz have any friends on the team
>>67757016
no everyone just bullies him
>>67757016
koji and the japanese trainer
>>67757016
daniel nava
>>67757054
that's koji though
>SHAW is hitting again
THANK GOD
>>67757069
is that dice-k
very sexy man
>JBJ
>GOOD
DFA
THIS
BUST
>>67757069
no thats okajima
>>67757069
His name is Yoshi you fucking racist
put
jbj
back
at
the
bottom
spot
The bottom of the rotation is a tremendous fucking hole right now.
There is no reason to NOT have JBJ batting 8-9th.
If he gets a fucking hit with no one to drive him in behind him, then it's fucking pointless having him bat 7-6th.
Epic comeback starts right now!
>it's a napoli strikes out 4 times in a game
How nostalgic
YOU MOTHER FUCKING KIDDING ME HEMBREE
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
THERE GOES THE FUCKING SHUTOUT
comeback time
Wooo no shutout
damn it
HembREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67757284
Thank you Carlos for preserving some dignity for this club lol
See you guys for the rubber match
Get the last fucking out already.
>no shut out
Basically all I wanted, please show up tomorrow offense.
gg today sempai
looking forward to tomorrows game
WEW LADS
JOE "CY YOUNG" KELLY IS BACK AND KICKING
THE YOUNG GUNS ARE ABSURD
GG Indiansbros, see you tomorrow for the series win for you guys.
BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
BASED YOUNG GUNS
BASED EVERYONE ON THE TEAM
WEW
LADS
LITERALLY CANT STOP WINNING
BASED SOX
ORIOLES WE COMIN FOR YOU
CUSB WATCH OUT
gg indians and your shitty and boring ass "C" logo
>>67757313
Salazar can pick us up tomorrow
GG Boston
GG Indian people, even though your team name is a bit racist. Tomorrow will be fun, may the best looking fanbase win.