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who /hayeday/ here?
fighting undefeated 30-0 Arnold Gjergjaj tonight. Free on dave in the uk
>DAT CHIN
>pillowhug
>its a Haye crushes a can epsiode
>>67738882
hes unironically the underdog
>Joseph Parker is now the mandatory challenger to Anthony Joshua after out-pointing Carlos Takam in New Zealand on Saturday.
>a kiwi
kek
how good is this cuck?
>>67738958
quite good
he just beat a guy AJ's handlers wouldn't dream of putting him in with yet
gonna tune in for a 2nd round KO, boring as fuck but who cares, it's free.
>>67738945
m8 this can is rank 23 in the world http://boxrec.com/boxer/510397
haye is rank 50
http://boxrec.com/boxer/155774
how does he stand a chance?
>>67739021
would either of those two guys beat the two fighting tonight?
>>67739133
>muh ranking
>muh stats
haye was unironically a top five heavyweight as soon he he came out of retirement. that's how shit the division is.
Gjerajajaj then Briggs then Tye Fields next.
Line em up, knock em down.
>>67738797
I'll be watching. Was hoping to watch it in town and have everyone tell me how much I look like him but not happening tonight.
I reckon it'll be either 3rd round KO or 5th round KO.
>>67739088
>who cares, it's free.
I wish other people saw it this way. There's literally people laughing because it's free.
>Arnold Gjergjaj
literally who?
>>67739331
feel bad for haye, he was the best we had when he retired, and now he has to shill on dave who do it for free while fury and joshua hold the belts
you look like haye? 6'3 250lbs of muscle? wew lad
>>67739386
I'm just hyped for the possible Haye v Joshua fight next year.
I'm a more lighter and manlet version of him. People say I look like him facial wise.
>>67739386
his own fault for pussying out in his big fight against Wlad
>muh toe
>>67739021
That was more of an underperformance from Takam, than a good showing from Parker. Anyway, none of them will beat the GOAT, AJ.
when will haye get to fight for a real belt again?
only here for the LETSGOCHAMPs.
I am unironically excited to watch Haye vs Briggs
hate GGG and Canelo equally tbq
>>67741367
if you hate GGG you hate boxing, familia
>>67742437
>le ducked ward man
is it going to be streamed for free?
>>67744635
Yes.
Haye is so juiced up its just making the sport even more pathetic. Why bother watching this utter trash anymore when its a race to the pharmacy
>>67744780
what time britbro?
>>67744916
1 hour and 26 minutes time
>>67744910
hes like half the size of joshua m8
guys i may need a link
will it be streamed on youtube?
>>67745594
yeah
didnt know this fight was on
nice little suprise should be fun
anyone else think haye is too heavy for his own style now?
im here for briggs
>>67745880
for his old style maybe. i guess hes seen how big the heavyweights are getting and wanted to match them for power. maybe he has adapted how he fights or maybe he hasnt. we might see tonight
Lebedev vs Ramirez card is live on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kIbg1OEabw
>>67745880
doesn't matter, he'll knock over cans until he gets one last payday against Joshua
>>67746627
ty anon
>>67746690
Tbh i think he matches up well with joshua. better than against guys like fury and wilder anyway
>>67746749
Was looking for links everywhere.
Better quality on youtube than reg stream sites
>>67739386
Haye is a cunt, deserves all the shit he gets
>>67739331
You a nigger?
>>67747079
how many white david haye lookalikes do you know?
>>67746858
Fury just psyched out and outboxed the decade's dominant champion in his own backyard, as long as he's motivated and in shape he'll take Joshua into deep waters and drown him.
Haye will lie down at the first hard punch and retire to count his money. That's his plan all along.
>>67747140
>lookalikes
pic?
is it on yet?
>>67747615
It's going to be another hour or two
>>67746627
Nice one m8
Want to see how Bivol and Salamov look
>>67747615
the card starts in 10 mind. the main event in like 2
>>67746627
>Lebedev
>Face not Russian
does anyone have a link to a good stream maybe?
>>67747756
Bivol is beating the hell out of this Dominican but just can't get him out of there
>>67747770
Is there even a card?
For Haye's last fight on Dave there was only Haye's fight broadcasted.
>>67747924
i know shannon briggs is fighting before haye, i dunno what else is on. but it starts at 8 and ends at 11 so i bet theres more than 1 fight
Any of you know what's going with Wilder and Povetkin?
>>67748016
Cancelled
Lebedev and Ramirez are still fighting
>>67748076
fucking bullshit
i thought it was just delayed
ITS STARTING LADS
https://www.reddit.com/r/BoxingStreams/comments/4kd4qf/fight_thead_david_haye_vs_arnold_gjergjaj_sat_may/ streams
Anyone else slightly relevant on the card?
>>67748106
There are other fights on today, dude
>>67748016
postponed. the promoter says he wants to get it over by the end of the year
>>67748201
yeah it's still a pretty nice saturday but I was looking forward to that a lot
>>67748189
shannon 'lets go champ' briggs m8
>>67748189
briggs is arguably the most known because of his outside bantz
>>67747079
You stupid or something mate?
>>67747305
Rather not. I get told a lot of times so I must be a good lookalike
lets go champ
thank you based dave tv
>All over it like a rash
Dirty slag
>>67748365
>>67748436
Fucking hate that pleb, hope he gets smashed in
My boy Haye will KO Arnold 4th round.
>all these adverts
fuck sake
Is this another Haye picks drunk bum from the street to fight against to make casuals all excited fight like the last one?
Chakhkiev vs Lodi just started.
Chak gets KO'd again and he's probably done
tap tap boom
>>67748365
really? haye said he would give him a shot if he fought on the undercard. wonder if he'll dodge that too
>>67749106
He has to "build" the fight with Briggs somehow lol
>>67749106
this lad is much better than the last one
>>67749106
He's ranked 23. Are you one of those people that expects Haye to be taking on someone like Fury after one fight?
>>67749141
yeah thats still a thing. briggs is fighting a literal bum off the street though so its gonna be a round 1 heem
>>67749147
>Fury
lol Haye shat it twice from Fury already
>>67749212
I said like Fury.
>>67749147
Yes. He's a big boy.
>>67749212
thats a terrible matchup for haye. fury has like stretch armstrong arms. id prefer to see him vs joshua
I'm abroad and only have a phone how can I watch this?
Did they put his on Dave bacause no one would pay to watch it?
what time is the fight
>>67749316
Yes.
I don't know why people care about Haye any more, he proved himself to be nothing more than a charlatan in his prime and now he's well past that
>>67749288
https://www.reddit.com/r/BoxingStreams/comments/4kd4qf/fight_thead_david_haye_vs_arnold_gjergjaj_sat_may/%20streams mobile streams here
>>67749316
good way to build a fanbase to be fair
>>67749338
the main event is probably in 1 bong
does briggs have any chance if he got the fight with haye?
He's definitely in shape, I'm kind of buying into the meme. He did used to be legit, and its not like david haye isn't getting old too.
>>67749401
It'd be an entertaining fight. Would be fun to see Let's go champ Briggs lose to Haye.
>>67749316
I think they did the first time, but then it got really high viewing figures so they just stuck with it. Good promotion. I'm sure he'll be back on Sky when he gets a real opponent though
when is haye fighting? bet365 say 10pm but is it looking sooner or later?
>>67749454
>I'm sure he'll be back on Sky when he gets a real opponent though
Easily would be on Sky if it's with Joshua. Maybe Briggs as well.
>>67749261
I would've picked Fury to beat Haye either time they were supposed to fight.
People told me I was crazy lol
these guys can't keep this shit in their mouth
what
who is this old cunt
>>67750141
IT'S THE CHAMP. LET'S GO CHAMP
>social media
Shannon Briggs has a mental deficiency
fuck lads that hotel ad with the puppets is doing my fucking nut in
>>67750141
the future GOAT m8
>>67750211
Her voice is fucking annoying, but I wouldn't pull out desu
>>67750163
>>67750252
don't tell me he's going to fight
how old is he?
>boxing on dave
What a strange world
>>67750253
Enjoy your babbies
>this fat manlet
based churchill
What fucking race is this guy? Jew or Arab?
>>67750317
Not wanting to spread your seed.
Fucking nu-male faggot.
anyone had experience with escorts online?
fuck off he's a yank and he came out to churchill
>>67750430
I wouldn't download a car m8
>>67750421
Enjoy being broke you tosspot
Dmitry Kudryashov up next
>>67750430
yeah i bought one off autotrader once. like 150k miles so it didnt last long but you cant expect much for under 1k
>>67750497
What are you, fucking dole scum?
>>67750475
sounds like he's 63
Wtf is this match? Fat cunt vs rich Jew boy
>>67750430
Adultwork to book one
UKpunting to educate and prepare yourself, read the whole wiki
this hungarian isn't very HUNGRy for the win is he ahah
>>67750643
How long till Haye lads?
>>67750679
30 mins ish
That Joe will retire now and brag on Instagram forever that he's an undefeated boxer because he banged out some slimming world rep who's boxed for 6 months
is there a youtube link?
LETS GO CHAMP
LETS
GO
>Dave
CHAMP
>>67750892
Link for real fights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kIbg1OEabw
Haye at 10 or earlier?
>mfw 4chan x is fucked and I have to post oldschool style
holy shit this sucks
>>67750985
GO OUTSIDE
>>67750978
earlier
>>67750985
Change the native extension settings, they've got most everything
fuck this i got no stream
ill just watch the lara fight tonight
>>67750978
At this rate it'll be 10:30
this buds for you lads
>>67751079
just use the reddit link earlier it has like 100 streams
>>67751067
I just uninstalled and reinstalled, thank god it worked
>>67751024
It's raining pham
>Jose
>>67751079
It's not on first row or vipbox?
>mouyes
>Manchester United will appoint Jose Mourinho as their new manager, BBC Sport understands.
wew
>mouyes
Why is Mou at the O2?
>people actually believe mouyes will be the next united manager
This meme is getting boring
>>67751079
watch the Lebedev-Ramirez unification. It's live stream on youtube
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
>Manchester United will appoint Briggs as their new manager
>the state of this guy's nose
>>67751205
he knew he'd get loads of camera attention from the timing of the announcement
>>67751231
fuck i wish
>that touchline arguing with refs and other manager
>that press conference banter
>that motivational ability
just give them the league title
>holding up the Argentinian flag
Gross
senpai, yo nose is slanted
>>67751153
Yes it is.
>Goldberg entrance
>Americucks
Anyone have a good NON FILM-ON stream?
LET'S GO CHAMP
brave of him to come into the UK with all that Argentina crap
then again Brits aren't subhumans who will throw rocks at him
>2 has-beens fighting 2 nobodies
Why are Dave doing this? Briggs has fucking grey hairs in his beard.
big black britboo
Who's gonna win this, lads?
Money's on the champ
>>67751389
champ 2bh
>>67751416
>>67751389
>>67751319
do you think he's said the phrase "lets go champ" more than anyone else ever in the history of the world?
strange thought
Fucking hell I'm missing The Cannon.. Fucking dortmund vs bayern
none of those reddit streams work
the fuck you guys watching this on
why do yanks always pronounce foreign things in the cringey way
>>67751469
http://tvplayer.com/watch/dave
>>67751441
lel almost certainly
lets go champ
the Argentinian is gonna get fucked
#cheeky
so no acestreams?
LETS GO CHIMP
LETS GO CHAMP
who /champ/ here?
wew that first punch
holy shit
he's going to fucking town
Fucking hell, is Briggs speed-running or boxing?
>>67751478
doesnt work because uk but i found one on firstrow
thanks anyway britbro
>Two black men fighting
LETS GO CHAMP
Not seen an Argie sink this bad since 1982
like a bully in a schoolyard
Are these 2 the same weight class?
this is kind of sad
Feel sorry for the Argentinian 2bh
battered more than the belgrano
>>67751577
Properly kekked
This fight is a fucking farce.
big hits by briggs
Big black bully
he just punched the fuck out of his vital organs desu
>zarate has folded on the canvas like a cheap deck chair
B R A V O
>Messi
BTFO
rekt
>fallen on the canvas like a cheap deck chair
kek
black on black crime
absolute mis-match
why do they let this happen
Who the hell is this guy briggs is fighting. He looks like hes a light heavyweight. ANNNNDDD its over.
WE GOT YOUR BACK UK
THE FALKLANDS BELONG TO THE BRITISH
HOLY SHIT BRIGGS
Webm?
what a crap fight, briggs looked like abosolute shite, other fella didnt even look like a boxer
>>67751668
>>67751680
the guy he was meant to fight pulled out and this is the only guy whod take the fight
i reckon there's a decent chance one of us in this thread could have gone longer than him
LET'S GO CHIMP
>>67751585
no, lel
Briggs is coming for beyonce wilder
This kind of shit is why I follow UFC more than boxing desu
In MMA, everybody fights everybody but in boxing you get these mismatches every show.
Ahh yes, very impressive audio
LETS GO CHUMP
LETS GO CHAMP
>>67751712
I genuinely could have, I mean shannon was clearly the inside fighter in this match up and he made no effort at all to keep his distance
whats getting hit like that feel like?
LETS GO CHAMP
>>67751786
like being hit with a hammer
>Dave in charge of broadcasting
Everything except for the boxing and the announcer has been fucking awful
>>67751775
>>/asp/
Bloody britaboos
Send him back to yankland
Damn I missed the tko from based Cannon Briggs
how is briggs so big at that age, i thought it was hard to get gains in your 40s
how can they fuck up this badly holy shit
If that Jeff Winger interviewing Briggs?
>>67751786
impossible to describe if it hasnt actually happened to you
10x worse than being punched hard in the head, all your organs cry out in pain at the same time, you can't breathe
is it out of sync for anyone else?
The audio seems to be fucked up on my dave channel
is everyone else's audio not in sync?
LOOK AT ME
LETS GO
>dave in charge of production
>>67751872
he's shrunken 2bh
>this fucking catchphrase
Do American's seriously lap this shit up?
Fucking Dave can't get anything right
>>67751888
yes
this lad is braindamaged
is this dubbed?
>>67751892
Yes Dave is shit.
Fucking hell is this guy brain damaged?
>>67751892
>>67751889
>>67751888
Same here lads audio is fucked. Watching on tv
>The state of this broadcast
>>67751944
m8 donald trump is gonna be their president
very good, the man plugged the cord back in
>>67738797
>Free on dave
JUST
>thinks he's England's people champion
>I'm the people's champ
Boxing stealing smash memes
>>67751954
You sound surprised, he's a 44 year old boxer
>>67751944
Americans don't even know who Shannon Briggs is
Yeah all the firstrowsports have horrible audio desync. Can't watch the UK stream. Anyone in the US got another good one?
jesus fucking christ this guy is full of shit
>>67751944
It's meme bro. He likes agitate Clinchko and is self motivated.
Is this a fucking wwe promo, this shit is comedy gold
>>67752019
Nobody knows what the fuck you just said.
From Dave's twitter
Sorry to anyone experiencing audio difficulties. We are sorting this out now. #HayeDay
>>67752038
That's because the actual broadcast has terrible audio sync, because Dave is shit
>>67751947
Yeah I do. He's one of Holy field's leftovers
>>67752038
It's not just the streams the actual UK channel is out of sync completely.
OI DAVE, WAKE THE FUCK UP GET YOUR FINGERS OUT YER ARSE
Home of witty banter
Holy fucking shit how can they mess up a live broadcast so badly
Dave so used to playing re-runs they don't know what to do with a live broadcast. Also this woman is sexy af
>>67751944
>David 'the toe' Haye
Do britbongs seriously lap this shit up?
>>67752120
>Haye day
>>67752120
DAVE BTFO
audio is still fucked up
SORT
I
T
OUT
>>67752156
>those flabby arms
Good lord dave. Sort this shit out.
How do you feel after that emphatic... fight against Canelo?
just woke up, how many bongs till the main event?
>Dave
>>67752248
now
Khan lived to learn his lesson.
>>67752248
Just a few bings to go
>>67752248
it's now
>>67752038
Turn the sound off. You aren't missing anything
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
>Not saying ho
Got to hand it to Briggs...he's taking being a washed up ex-champ in his stride and seems to be having the time of his life.
Looks like they sorted this shit show out. Fucking hell.
>>67752280
khan fought well in that fight, he just couldnt handle the power advantage, no shame in his defeat imo
Oh shit is it fixed
fuggit, stream anyone?
>>67752338
Go away Amir. Your glass jaw got rekt.
>MAKE SOME NOISE
minor applause and cheers
>>67752330
Pre-recorded interview lad
Lebedev vs Ramirez just started
Haye will knock out this silly cunt in the second round I reckon lads
>>67752338
There was shame. He did fight well but he so did Canelo, levels above him. It was not just the knockout he was never in control in that fight.
>im actually glad to be watching adverts
the jews did this.gif
might put a cheeky bet on
>>67752457
>le tomato can match
FUCKING GET ON WITH IT YOU BAMBACLOT FUCKS
>>67752463
he was winning on points
>>67752521
I see he hasn't recovered from whooping from Clinchko
>>67752491
the odds are fucking terrible
>>67752534
Canelo was waiting to land one clean shot on his chin, which he did
>Bagel
>cut in in half
>put two beef patties in it
murica
>>67752595
yeah, put £10 on 2 rounds or less at evens
Quite like the interviews being out of sync. Feels like I'm watching a Kung-Fu movie.
2 2 CHICKEN
>lethal bizzle
*cringe*
Oh christ
>this rapping
cringe
>lethal b
>le nigger niggering
>>67752691
500 HORSES
two twos nah
leave it
>Not having a channel called Bob
>>67752628
1st round here
Who /roadman/ here?
Am I even watching the right channel?
W O B B L E
O
B
B
L
E
>Lethal Bizzle
I hate London.
>tfw like rap but hate grime
am i the only one?
>Black guy
>singing about booties
big surprise
WOBBLE WOBBLE
make it fucking stop
POW YEAH I'M LETHAL THE B
>>67752724
Wot u sayin senpai
>2 drummers
>wobblecam
>put your hands up
>nobody puts their hands up
>this performance
this is what britain has become
jungle music with darkies rapping about wobbling bootys at sporting events
>put your hands up
>nobody does
Oh god this is horrible
>>67752736
That's pretty normal for UK artists
"Put your hands up"
No hands go up
WOBBLE WOOBLE
>>67752746
Gonna be the biggest tune of 2016 fham.
RARI WORKOUT
>>67752736
Yes
>>67752736
This ain't grime.
>>67752733
Is there currently a nig rapping about wobbling?
>>67752386
/r/boxingstreams
they're not even playing the drums
now the audio is repeating itself
>>67752761
It's not even an electric drum kit
>>67752714
I'm sure i used to be in some videochatroom with this guy like 5 years ago
GOT A NEW MAYOR BRUV
GON RAP ABOUT IT INNIT
EAR ME KNOW
IM FROM LONDON WHAT YOU FINK
LEFAL INNIT
WOBBLE
>>67752791
yes haha
Im not in UK, where can I stream??
This is the opposite of good.
>apologies for any offence caused
>#wobblecam
Also, dench isn't a word you utter cunt.
I wonder what 2004 lethalBizzle would think of the music he makes now, fucking shit
>>67752781
Should have done POW
>apologies for any offence caused
this is such a fucking trainwreck
>this entire broadcast so far
10/10 kek
wobbling
>Enjoy your evening
What a nice lad
>Well...That was....Lethal Bizzle
>We're sorry for any offense caused
LOLOL
>>67752832
https://www.reddit.com/r/BoxingStreams/comments/4kd4qf/fight_thead_david_haye_vs_arnold_gjergjaj_sat_may/%20streams
>mfw that performance
olly olly olly
..............
cringing hard, though this crowd is shite
>>67752736
because lethal b sucks.
listen to this, good grime:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMoVHMYTzBY
this singer tho. OLI OLI OLI. CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
>>67752790
it's (a) crime
>>67752801
got one, cheers.
that was fucking tragic
>>67752836
>Also, dench isn't a word
Autism
Wow, even the commentator thought it was shit.
get your rat out love
don't miss this opening
LET'S GO HAYE
what the fuck is going on
who put this event together
>opera singer
Literally what te fuck is going on
>>67752835
>>67752843
>british boxing
What the fuck here name is Ryback.
this couldnt be any more dave if it tried
>>67752843
>UK in charge of being polite even for the smallest controversy
Pls bring bizzle back what is this
>>67752724
Mans ouchea bruv
>>67752736
Opposite for me, fuck off yank
Also that wasn't grime and lethal is a pleb
>>67752869
>good grime
Bloody hell love
>>67752912
blacks
>>67752884
It isn't a word, you cock.
>>67742437
Crusher called him out and he punked out like a little bitch
is it over?
or has it not even begun yet?
>>67752924
IT'S HOME OF WITTY BANTER
Dave producer: just fuck my shit up
top slag
Say what you will about this cunt but he knows how to put on a boxing show
>>67752920
bantah
bit of a slaggy skirt to sing the anthem in
They could have at least used wobblecam
>>67752869
brits is wiley good?
MUH DIK
Wud berry this sloot
i swear thats the tranny from one of the early big brothers
I recognise the name Lethal Bizzle. Was he on the Fifa Street 2 soundtrack?
>tfw she's worse than lethal bizzle
this is the weirdest boxing broadcast i've ever watched, everything is fucked
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Call me a pleb, but opera is shite.
>>67752923
Better mic skills than the dollar store version of Goldberg
qt opera singer 2bh
>>67752982
Numbers in Action is based, everything else I've heard is shit
She could sing me to sleep.
>>67752995
Here's his most famous video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rOrzkc2SiU
Her dress is made from leftover xmas wrapping paper.
>>67752974
fuck i wanna heem this lad and i dont even know him. just looks like such an essex cunt
>How you want your card pham?
>>67753011
you're a pleb, but you're correct.
>>67752923
She's a big guy.
>>67752951
Source
>coming out to RHCP
This is fucking wank
Gjerajajajjajajjajajjajaj
>>67752869
Good lad, was half expecting it to be another plebby choon
https://youtu.be/8fIAjwYhxDY
>>67752982
Yeah he's the godfather of grime and essentially moulded a whole new genre and scene by himself
Kosovo is not real
>Eric Dier's baltic cousin
>he doesn't mute
>>67753084
grime is literally uk garage what the fuck are you talking about.
It was even fucking called garage still back in the early days.
You silly little shit.
how far has haye fallen
AIN'T NO STOPPING US NOOOOW
>trapped in his lockerroom
KEK
>>67753089
Kosovo Is Switzerland
jailbait cam
>>67752982
he's alright
>David Hayes too brain damaged to open a door
JUST
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THIS.
HE DOES THE SAME SHIT EVERY TIME!!!
WE'RE ON THE MOVE
>>67752534
who cares, canelo was working him with bodyshots
urban uk music is shit desu
>>67753084
m8 dizzee is the og bizzle just a fraud
>>67753060
Do you want Moar Lethal Bizzle?
those slags
>>67753146
*slag cam
>>67753127
You clueless cunt it's the progression of garage and a separate genre
>>67753174
the streets were alright imo
>>67753197
CRY YOUR EYES MATE
>>67753174
its so fucking bad
no disrespect
HAYE IS COMING FOR YOU FURY!!! FUCKING BIGOT!!!
We got the groove
>>67753197
m8 no theyre shite. goldie lookin chain are the goat uk rappers
>that mocha tart
mmm
>>67753205
>had a flatmate who played this nonstop for a month after his girl broke up with him
I hate that fucking song.
tempted to drop a £10 on this albanian cunt
When is Haye going to face someone actually good?
shat ap blad
Ugly nigger.
>>67753206
country music sucks arse
>>67753246
When someone good is ready to fight him
>>67753215
m8 fury would kill haye. fury is just klitchko 2.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>tfw taking toenail clippers to loose skin and unsure whether it's going to hurt or not
>>67753229
Saw that too. She got giant areolas
>>67753259
you mad white boi?
>All these fucking nerds ITT talking about decade old "urban" artists
>>67753263
i agree
>>67753189
you're a little mug, go claim your jsa you piece of shit
>>67753215
>Haye
>beating Fury
MUH
FUCKING
TOE
>>67753293
Fair enough
Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle Lethal Bizzle
>>67753263
this.
>>67753246
big name fighters are ducking haye. nothing to gain fighting him and a lot to lose
>>67753263
>>67753293
You're both plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghVAH_WX-9I
>>67753243
It's r&b music for casuals
this is such a shoddy event, seriously. The Parker fight in a local YMCA last night was slicker than this.
>slapped a cheeky 5 on arnie
>>67753291
sparks and ki > the whole grime scene. Fuck all these 20 something little cunts.
YOU AINT NEVER SHACKED OUT IN OPERA HOUSE BLAD
Joshua Fury is the only HW fight I care about.
>>67753244
If you feel like wasting a tenner go ahead
>>67753263
Yank here
You get no disagreement from me
did lebedev end up beating that latino?
lol wtf was that
>>67753355
Fury's talking meme shit about retiring after klitchko. Apparently he needs to stay at home to beat his wife.
>No Michael Buffer
What "belts" are they holding up?
>>67753327
Literally proving my point
>>67753355
it might happen when klitchko wins the rematch and wilder heems joshua.
maybe 2017
>those tits
>>67753405
Is it true he lives in a caravan?
Chucked the last 12p in my betting account on Arnold
C'mon arnie
david the excuse maker haye
>>67753409
I quite like this announcer. Just because he's not buffer, doesn't make him automatically shite
>>67753405
He only boxes for money so I'd think he would fight Joshua for a large purse.
I didn't even know Swiss boxers existed. Is he just some sort of money laundering front?
>>67753397
no he got heemed
>>67753410
free in a packet of wheetos belt
>>67753355
Fury-Wilder would be an real US/UK shittalking fest
>>67753410
The old timer championship
>>67753409
Joe Martinez is alright
>Arnold Gynojaj
mans gonna get banged out.
swisscucks gonna be on suicide watch
wtf this dudes got titties
>>67753411
you young whippersnappers have no taste
HERE WE GO
>can't leave to shit because it's going to be over by the time I come back
BTFO
40 SECONDS
>microphone under the armpit
Jesus fucking christ david
>>67753465
Sticky'd
>tfw walk in far longer than the fight
>>67753473
theyre quite young for heavyweights
he aint even throwing a punch
fixed as fuck
No wonder this shit is on Dave >for free
LET'S GO DAVID
HURRY UP AND FINISH IT I NEED TO SHIT BADLY
GG EZ
>undefeated
>doesn't punch
>who are ya
>who are ya
Exactly. Haye doesn't deserve respect for fighting these walking damp toilet paper fighters
>30 fights undefeate
>cant throw a punch
>visibly shaking arms when in guard
this guy isn't a boxer is he
Haye's shorts look like a nappy desu
tbf "undefeated" means something entirely different when you usually fight in slovakian barnyards
the swiss dude isn't even doing nothing
Parker would Btfo both of these cans
>>67753603
He doesn't wanna get BROWNED that;'s why
this is a fucking joke
>"Swiss" boxers
>>67753583
Undefeated online on Fight Night Champions
>the Cobra
>doesn't strike
SAVED BY THE BELL
>>67753622
it's on dave, what do you expect
>people paying for this sparring match-up
this feels the kind of boxing event you'd find inside a circus tent
STOB THE FIGHT
HE'S GONNA DIE
ROCKY
What a fucking bum
>knocked down by a jab
>KO'd by a jab
jesus
Holy fuck this is looking fixed as fuck. How can a jab knock down a fucking heavyweight.
>knocks him down inside the 1st minute
>taps him the rest of the round
fucking rigged, haye bet on the round
this is so shit
im in tears
this is a fucking embarrassment
this guy fucking SUCKS
did he throw one single punch
surely these are dives wtf!?
get in won a fiver
absolutely dogshit fight though
what a joke
its literally ogre
what the fuck was that
I hate this fat fuck who refs every fight in England
the fuck am i watching
hahahahaha
fucking joke
What a bum
This is why UFC is better than boxlel
>People paid to go and see this shit
>>67753684
Should have won with my first round bet...
Step up you're opponents haye
>haye celebrating beating a bum
poor cobra. didn't stand a chance
This was such a fucking disgrace. Fuck not even any MOTD to wash the nasty shit out of my eyes. Fuck this shit. Fuck Dave fuck these shitty fights I'm going to bed.
Boxing is awful.
I want Haye to slip on a wet spot for comic relief. This shit is sad
I didn't even have time to get comfy
this is fucking stupid
that was like me battering a sleeping tramp that's blind and only has one leg
>>67753628
kek
HE COUDA DOID
bullshit, to think i held in a piss for this
THE FUCK WAS THAT
LMFAO
literally any of us in this thread could do better than that fucking chump
Fuck that shit, i'm off for a wank. Where's the best amateur porn?
>>67753743
HE'S BACK!
HEAVYWEIGHT CONTENTION!
DON'T YOU KNOW IT?
FURY QUAKING IN HIS BOOTS!!!
What did I miss?
how much were the tickets?
feel sorry for those mugs
>>67753795
xhamster lad
>>67753710
I saw him land two flush shots.
He was 1/1 in the first round, landed a nice right.
Literally didn't even throw a single punch.
How much do you think he got paid to just stand and take punches?
>>67753792
Nah I'd get knocked out pretty fast I think.
What are they gonna do for the next hour?
Show a Top Gear repeat?
cobra is low energy
man i miss the klitschkos.these cans cant even clinch
Pic related. Haye's next opponent.
QUICK
TURN OFF BEFORE THE OUT OF SYNC INTERVIEWS BEGIN
>>67753847
thats not THE CHAMP
I think now Haye needs to find someone who's an actual challenge now. Good to see him batter someone else.
lads who is natty out of
klitchko fury joshua wilder and haye?
>>67753847
Punching bags don't go down that easy.
whispers in Hayes' ear
>congratulate, we now both rich man haha
>>67753809
nothing at all
you are more fortunate than anyone else who wasted time watching that fight
>>67753835
hes a nasty guy with no heart
Joshua would fuck Haye up so bad
>>67753812
Those women in the floor seats most definitely got in forvfree
wtf was this. None of those punches Haye hit him with looked like they did any damage. Either Haye has Saitama punches now or the guy threw the fight. Either way Haye isn't getting a world title fight if he keeps fighting bums like this.
>>67753879
none of them lol
So this is why Switzerland stays neutral
>>67753894
No he wouldn't.
>>67753879
>fury
didn't even have time to get comfy
>>67753879
Fury and only Fury.
He's just a lanky fat cunt with long arms
>>67753879
obviously fury have you seen the state of him
Flopping to the ground after a jab was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
Briggs could still save this shit show by interfering the interview and knocking this nigga out
>>67753894
Joshua hasn't fought anyone yet, haye is better than the opponents he is fighting would lead you to believe
What the fuck his son looks Indian.
LET'S GO CHUMP
>>67753882
>rich
They're only splitting a purse of Best of QI compilations
>>67753951
you realize that they are fighting later this year since they both won right?
has fury commented on the fight?
bet he's laughing his arse off
>>67753879
Parker and Fury are.
Klinchko, and the UK Blads are all on the juice.
lads if i fought a bunch of bums and paid them to take a dive, 30 in a row then gain hundreds of thousands to get heemed by david haye would it work?
>>67753951
clear the ring stone cold steve austin style
He looks scared when he mentioned Shannon Briggs looking over his shoulder imo
>>67753882
m8 hes swiss hes already rich
Where did they find this fucking Swiss chump
Haye is such a twat though I hope he gets knocked the fuck out by Joshua if they fight
>>67753965
>black people hair
>>67754026
Don't be daft. The chump would get banged
>>67754011
No, at least one of those guys would look himself in the mirror before the fight and say no, I can't do it, not with Jimmy Jr watching. Then proceed to knock your nappy ass tf out.
BRIGGS WHERE YOU AT LETS GO CHAMP
Luis Ortiz would fuck all of them up
David Haye is a master conman
This is embarrassing
>>67754073
>hold me back
Pls stop
>>67754048
culturally enriched?
what is this cringefest
>>67754081
reminder tony bellew is a nonce and a racist
>>67754100
This.
Biggest charlatan in boxing. Talks a great talk but that's it
haye and Briggs could literally fight tonight as they didn't get hit
That would be baller
>>67754087
Legit
Matt smith looks like he'd rather be elsewhere
This felt like more of a dick measuring contest for briggs and haye. Both fought absolute wasters that didn't stand a chance.
>>67754141
patience, lad. THE CHAMP will save you from watching david fight more bums later this year when they finally have their go
That fight was like a gang rape
Hope Briggs sparks Haye out
>>67754141
It's all too common in today's boxing business. Two best fighters on the same weight division, same card under one roof, fighting bums
>>67754135
you realise which website you're posting on?
>>67754188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0FhQpEbN1o
E GLASSED ME
E GLASSED ME
>>67754087
this
>>67738797
what in the fuck?
that was pure dogshit
could this be rigged, I mean I didn't even see a real serious punch?
what is the point of these bum fights?
>>67754254
swisscucks on suicide watch
>>67754254
m8 that was the greatest swiss heavyweight of all time. 30 wins no losses. i expected more from you guys. money isnt everything
everyone left lol
"I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick."
—Muhammad Ali, 1974
Breaking News: Comedy Central has bought the broadcasting rights to televise the least anticipated David Haye vs. Shannon Briggs showdown in September
>>67754383
hope this is as funny as Kimbo vs Dada 5000
>>67754309
>money isn't everything
apparently it still is and will always be, I hope loosing was worth the money he will be hated by swiss and albo diaspora for a pretty while
>>67753299
Actually I start my new job on Monday and have just signed off
You was nearly right though
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