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gee and heyward take a tumble
trumbo homers vs anglels, ball probably landed where he went to high school
kiermaier slugs a bases-clearing triple vs tiggers
sabathia gets 100th win as stankee
reds and doyers continue to have catastrophic bullpens
arrieta and peavy continue to be their respective selves
ruben tejada pitches the 9th for whatever reason vs dbags
>"Unfortunately, I think he's almost too pitcher-like," Matheny told MLB.com's Jenifer Langosch. "Sometimes you can bring in a guy a little under the radar throwing lollipops up there. Their hitters were having to really concentrate because his arm was good enough."
Happy Felix Day
Ummmm why does clayton appear in every pitcher achievement? Lmao
Can't make it up
>Dodger bullpen is trash
>SF bullpen is elite
-
>Dodgers are mathematically and statistically better than SF
can not make it up
>>67735851
>resd
>110 ER
>>67735826
Why do you always type like a 16 year old negress?
>>67735826
Why doesn't he appear in post season achievements??
>>67735766
Happy Felix gets to bat Felix Day.
He finna hit a dinger with Cano's SSK stick.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/15608840/native-americans-say-unbothered-redskins-team-name-washington-post-poll
Literally not racist confirmed. Social cuckstice warriors should prepare for mass suicide
>>67735898
>asked 500 native's from across the country
>sample size
>It's a Matt Cain start episode
Just fuck my scoreboard and win percentage up senpai
Cam everyone just admit that Kershaw is GOAT so we can stop the shitposting. Kershaw is one of the greatest ever..
I said it.
>>67735981
Was there ever any debate?
He's one of the greatest ever. Now he needs to not shit the bed in the post season
Who else home from teh bar and shit faced here??
>>67735991
Why does he shit the bed though? How could you perform at historic best and not be able to get a win against teams you CGSO in regular season?
>>67736053
Having never played in a MLB post season game, I can only speculate. But, the post season has a different kind of pressure to it, a mental battle. "I can make literally zero mistakes, I must hit every single spot every single pitch." And then you give up 4 runs when you were trying to prevent 1.
Or. It's month 8 of an 8 month season. Innings and starts pile up.
What if the Kershaw baby and the Greinke baby grow up and have babies... And it's a male...that's breeding a pitching prodigy. Just imagine. Fuck.
Public Service Announcement: The Sam Adams Nitro IPA is pretty fuckin good.
Yakuu!
>>67736156
How's it stack with other IPAs? Been sampling a few over the last few series.
That SP Beer Camp is bretty decent for a warmer weather baseball comfy.
>>67735981
Kershaw is great.
Arietta is better.
>>67736671
It's kind of creamy feeling, due to it being a nitrus instead of C02. Slight citrus hint, with a good dry hoppy IPA flavor, and boasts a 7.5 abv.
>>67736511
Honkball
>>67736700
Yeah that's sounds like my next pick then. Cheers m8.
>>67737110
It's pretty good, and this is coming from a Seattelite in the IPA capital of the country.
>>67736700
Sounds bretty good
I'll be grabbing some today for the A's and shorks game than, thanks anon.
>>67737605
Pretty good choice my friend. It make for a pretty god damn good pour.
>>67737679
That pic is comfy as hell and I'm jelly breh.
I'll be in on that SA for the one O's-Angels afternoon game. Might have to go to the next town for it, but I'm all for it.
Nice that westies are still up ITT this time of mornin.
>>67737783
Too loaded to hit the sack right now, it's netflix and more drink time of the night
Well, to whatever real niggas up at real nigga hours, cheers to our teams, since I know we probably aren't bitter rivals. Yet.
Toast to a TrumBomb off a pitcher the Halos got for him 2 years ago.
Go
Mariners!
>>67737947
I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop with this this rotation... but I might be ready to Stop Worrying and Accept the O's are Good.
2nd best record in the MLB as it stands.
So much dinger.
The Red Sox look scary though, may be a fight to the end. They have like six regular starters batting over .300.
>>67738080
You are 1 game behind the Mariners.
>>67738148
wrong bro, check right now
>>67738080
Dude.
I'm hype as fuck for the Memorial Weekend series vs the Red Sox.
It's going to set the stage for June, and will be one hell of a cap to the events of May with the jockeying and what not
>O's until then: Angels, Lastros, Windians
>Sox until then: Windians, Trevor Story's, Blue Memes
The X factor excite as fuck.
>>67738148
err rather in front of.
1 game in front if the Seattle Mariners.
1 game
>>67738196
Corrected my drunk self.
>>67738239
Go to bed bruh
No dishonor bowing out at 6:30 am if ya posting like this
Royals
>>67738345
netflix movie almost over.. I got this
>>67738365
Do you?
Cishek is warming up, man.
>>67738421
Hey man, Id rather 2016 Cishek over 2015 Rodney. No matter how good rodney is doing y fantasy team this season
>>67737947
You didn't warn us.
>>67735912
>self identified natives
No chance this isn't reputable
>>67738646
I knew he'd ruin your'e opening day and he sure as hell did, in a 0-0 game that year. Shame MLB Network didn't cast it for my area.
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
What's it gonna take for you guys to believe the white sox are shit?
>You may only reply to this post if your team is on the cusp of playing .500 baseball
>>67739464
>implying the bankees make the playoffs this or next year
>>67739464
H-here
is it ok to go to ball game alone? I want to watch and eat kettle corn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jIhY5PKFM
tfw your alma mater just got no hit in the QT ball finals
>>67739987
>going to a game with friends
>>67739987
if you go to the game alone buy front row seats in some poorfag section. chances are there will be people with poorfag season tickets you can bullshit with.
Richfag sections tend to be filled with corperatefags who dont watch the game and leave in the 5th inning
>abreu dh
>sands 1b
Well then. Guess Ventura's just trying everything now to stop the free fall.
Windians
>>67740777
trips for truth. i've been in the rich fuck section in front of a job interview, a lady doing crosswords the entire game, and a meeting with a financial advisor. bleachers are best
>>67740777
Baseball confirmed for truly proletariat sporting event. All power to the Bleachers
>>67740777
I prefer base line seats towards the back, closer to the concourse. I'm a beer and food guy.
>>67740729
>>67740777
i have no friends, just want to know if its weird but will probably go anyways
>>67741326
just bring an AM radio and a scorebook. nobody will think you aren't geddy lee
Who /endedateams8gamewinningstreak/ here?
>>67739987
Of course it's okay. Even if someone thinks it's weird who gives a shit. What, are you not allowed to watch baseball unless you have friends? Fuck that
>Cain vs the Cubs
On a scale from "average day for Jake Peavy" to "Playoff Kershaw" how BTFO will he be?
>tfw Bochy will keep giving Peavy starts instead of just giving his spot in the rotation to Suarez
>>67744033
Power Girl mocking SJWs level of BTFO
I wonder if that Brit gave up on baseball
royals white sox
>>67745070
>>67745070
>>67745070
>Bochy will keep starting Peavy because muh veterans
>>67744105
>>67745197
Yeah, we get it
>Still 2 hours until the Yankees play
FUUUUCK, I'm so bored
>Donaldson ejected in Top of 1st inning
>>67746520
This. What the fuck do I do lads?
>>67740827
hassciencegonetoofar.jpg
YANKEES SUCK
Yankee-bros Refsnyder is making his forst 2016 appearance today starting in RF.
I hope he does well.
who /lookingatgettingswept/ here?
>muh 8 game winning streak
>Cody Anderson starting in the doubleheader against the White Sox
does this cocksucker Francona want to lose
>>67735867
B A N T Z
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>>67735912
>implying there are more than 500 pure indians left in America
>>67739987
i do this all the time
doyer fag here, live 5 minutes from chavez-latrine
I really think players should be able to take certain amphetamines like Adderall. I can say from experience that it doesnt make you a godly player, it just gets the most out of you you could possibly give. I dont think there is anything wrong with that.
You're not artificially inflating your strength or endurance. Your just allowi NV yourself to really lock in every pitch. I just don't understand the problem there.
>>67745068
probably at the pub watching dive grass cup games with his blokes
>>67747785
well it doesn't matter if you have a problem with it or not because its unenforceable
>>67747785
Drugs are bad mkay and amphetamines are controlled substances and illegal without prescription
>>67748034
Thats a different argument
game is in one hour but im hungry right now. wat do
>>67748271
Might as well kill yourself.
>>67748332
but we /firstplace/
I really hope Mike Leake doesn't suck today.
Is it bad that when i type "Mike Leake" in my phone the next two words it recommends are "fucking" and "sucks"?
>>67748374
But for how long?
>>67748172
Not really. The argument is whether amphetamines should be allowed in sports, and they shouldn't. But amphetamines only stay in your system for a few days at most anyways so it doesn't really matter because you won't get caught most likely, but I don't know the specifics of MLB drug testing
>>67748495
[spoiler]forever[/spoiler]
>>67738080
We're looking so good, can anyone stop us?!?
>>67748332
Keked hard
Almost game time lads
>>67746818
>RF
Hopefully he doesn't shit the bed defensively
>>67749527
I'll be there on wednesday to watch them get btfo by the chubbies. It gon be lit senpai
>>67749527
Holy Christ, my nose is bleeding from here.
>>67749565
That's what he was originally and he has the arm for it.
It's the infield where he struggles.
I'm more worried about his offensive production.
If he can show he's more reliable than Ackley or Headley he'll hopefully get more playtime.
>>67749594
>paying a stupid amount of money for tickets
>>67749594
I'm actually up higher than that, I should've just sat in the bleachers
1. Dbacks
90001. Everyone else
>>67749594
Looks like second level, not bad seats, you can see the game and whole field easily an perfectly fine. I've been in the highest deck at Oakland Coliseum before and it felt like you were straight above the field having to look down. Now that's a nosebleed
Is there anything more adorable than a fat Korean pinch hitter rounding the basepaths?
You know there isn't so why doesn't your team have one?
>>67749766
Pretty accurate desu
>>67749766
The Dbacks jerseys are almost unbelievably bad. Think about all of the people who had to approve that probably. The madmen actually did it
>>67749870
It was probably one to two people who approved it and all the people who worked for him (them) were shocked and felt really bad
>>67749825
Only someone from Seattle would say something this gay and unrelated to baseball
I've literally lost 10 diamond dynasty games in a row.
For some reason my hitting has been shit even though I get good timing and hit it in the middle of the bat.
Then lag hits the moment I press x or square and then "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL pop up!!!"
The connection is fucking shit. I hope San Diego Studios gets better servers or I hope it burns to the ground
>>67747332
It blows but I get why they're doing it. Other options are either calling up Ryan Merritt to make his MLB debut (two rookie starters in a doubleheader) or Tomlin going on short rest.
Maybe with Anderson knowing he's getting sent back down after no matter what he'll pitch looser.
>>67749964
no homo
where can I see hitter stats with risp?
mariners reds
>>67750931
>>67750931
>>67750931
>>67750940
goatse.cx
https://twitter.com/MLBGIFs/status/734115987574775808
>whos fans
>>67751345
That's not even all of it, before that he almost fell onto the field before another fan had to literally pull his ass back in
>>67749766
>forgetting those brown and yellow things the padres occasionally wear (including yesterday)
help
happ and the jays are stuck in minnesota
pls send left handed pitchers thx
>>67749809
It's understandable to go for nosebleeds in Oakland though, as its the only place where you don't smell the shit flooding the dugouts on a weekly basis
Gene Woodling > Ted Williams.
Let's do the math:
Woodling - 5 Rings
Williams - 0 Rings
>inb4 muh OPS from autistic statfags.
>be on facebook
>look on Cubs facebook page
>See Cubs posted lineup
>leave comment saying "Any lineup without Heyward is the best lineup"
>every fucking body and their grandmother is triggered by this
What have I done to deserve this?
What did I do to deserve this?
Lonnie Smith > Barry Bonds
Lonnie - 3 Rings with 3 different teams.
Barry - 0 Rings
>muh HR
Houston gib AJ Reed pls
>>67752424
He was the strike out king in Atlanta so you aren't wrong anon
>>67752568
I know, but everyone is trying to jump up my ass about commenting how I liked him not being in the lineup. I don't like that he got hurt, but as long as he is out of the lineup the Cubs are just a better team.
Holy fuck Maybin is on fire
>since getting internationally embarrassed on live television the blow gays have gone 2-5
>"it'll light a fire under their asses, just watch!" they said
o I am laffin
>>67752669
The problem starts and ends there. If you're doing anything besides sucking minority cock or praising women then you're a villain
>this Phillies game
>losing to the twinks
Why don't teams just sign players without knees? They'd get walked everytime and never lose
>>67753805
How would a player with no knees pass a physical?
>>67753853
Any alternative team versions of this?
>>67753286
>hubby
>>67753883
ask the Astros
>>67753805
>intentionally walk him
>any hitter after him won't be able to pass him on the basepaths
>a double hit to the gap can be thrown back to second base before the no knees even gets half way there
>>67753883
Pull themselves by their arms on the ground
>>67754040
>What is a pinch runner?
Franklin Gutierrez just hit a 473 foot dinger
>resd
>>67753286
What a stupid cunt. Fuck her. Umpires are worse than 4chan janitors when it comes to abusing power sometimes
I can't wait for a certain Pilates Studio near Chicago to get a subpoena to produce a client list.
>new rules next season could include raising the strike zone to above the batter's knee and automatic issued intentional walks
This is a joke right
>>67754040
Just have nothing but players with no knees I mean. Literally infinite runs. The most dominant sports team in the history of the world
KIERMAIER DED
>>67754148
The day that happens is the day the White Sux, Chicago's eternal 2nd baseball team beats the Cubs, always and forever the team of baseball for Chicago in attendance.
NEVER EVER
>>67754171
>>67753805
just find a pitcher who can pitch like this for guaranteed strikes
if the no knees guys even makes contact with it they probably wont get it past the infield
Iglesias needs to kill himself
PEOPLE GO FROM DAYS FROM GETTING RELEASED TO THROWING NO HITTERS AND WINNING CY YOUNGS ALL THE TIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK NIGGERS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOUR ALL JUST UNMOTIVATED, UNFOCUSED PIECES OF SHIT. I DO MY PILATES FOR 25 MINUTES BEFORE EACH OF MY STARTS AND I GO OUT THERE DETERMINED TO PUT MY TEAM IN A POSITION TO WN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU PIG
>Maybin
>Not elite
>tigers pitching
inevitable dingers
>>67754472
He wasn't released he was traded
>>67754405
what the fuck happened since last year
>>67754610
At least he's getting tons of run support
McCann js the greatest center of all-time
>>67754744
>center
>>67754780
catcher********************
>>67754301
The sox fans showed up today at their ball park. I didn't see any at wrigley today :^)
>>67754839
Fucking hell. This is why I cringe whenever I see an outfielder dive like that. I remember Hideki Matsui doing the same thing once.
>>67754869
That's because the Cubs are on the road.
Joe Kelly at 95 pitches. Will the Sox leave him in or will they pull him? No hitter through 6.
Mrs. Met has a nice ass
>>67754933
*woosh
Saw a guy in an Orioles cap and jersey when on my way home on the subway escalator going the other way.
He saw my Cubs hoodie and gave me a thumbs up. I mouthed "Dat Bird" at him and we both grinned for a few seconds before the escalators separated us.
Was a shame that we were going opposite ways or I would've tried to talk to him.
You AL birds are pretty cool, unlike those horrible ones in our division.
based fulmer
Damn this nigga is dealing
>>67752424
>even the Facebook admin is triggered
Kek
>>67752424
Clayton, you are a true instigator.
Heyward haters are scrubs but it was pretty funny to see everyone lose their shit.
MCCANN
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Just wanted to repost
Top MLB memes right now
1. > Reddick
2. Pilates
3. Bawwtista
4. WHERE'S MY RING
5. 6 aces
6. Who?
7. Kershaw GOAT
8. Even year
9. >Harvey
Fulmer getting this W
Oh shit
>>67755532
>>67755532
>Bawwtista not number 1
>Kershaw being GOAT is a meme
>No >Rags
>>67753805
>without knees
>walk
FUCK THIS FUCKING TEAM FUCK THIS SHIT KILL MEE
>>67755715
They are supposed to be shit. We warned you. It's May we all said. You faggots didn't listen.
>>67755532
WHERES
Just Dingers
K I T T Y
H I T T Y N G
>>67755829
RING
>>67755860
build
Is bruce harper allowed to masturbate or even be around girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FQFZISanlo
no homo but if it came down to it
i would let Harper fuck me over Trout
mostly because of his nice hair and his teeth make me think he's a nipple nibbler, which I kinda like anyway
i had a dream that i met Harper and he told me to strip and put on the jersey he was choked in
he bent me over while i wore it and he choked me good, he also gave some donkey punches
seeing that that jersey is for sale, i would buy it just to fap in it desu
>>67756164
Jesus anon
>>67756164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc9_mxvP1K0
>>67756164
>BryBry will never nibble your elbows
Feels bad man
>>67756164
go dodgers!
>>67755860
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>Tigers Bullpen
>>67756164
You're gay my dude
WHAT THE FUCK
>>67756319
no, it was just a dream
i've dreamt lots of crazy things in my life bruh
>destructlet tiggers
kill me
>>67756375
Even your dreams tell you that you're gay. Just accept it.
>>67756164
You're a faggot
In a gay sex situation, who is the power top and who is the power bottom between Trout and Harper?
>Blow Gays are now in last place and not the Yankees
>>67756779
both tops but trout will let harper take control
>>67755460
You know I expected to see a few comments like that, but I didn't expect literally everybody to go ape shit.
>>67756779
Trout is thicker and Harper is leaner
i easily see Harper doing the work on top while Trout spreads his arse wide, leans his head back and clenches his teeth while he takes every mormon inch
>>67756779
Tough question. I'm pretty sure they'd switch off
BASED Maybin
Lol
>Cameron Maybin's first five games back with the @tigers: 11-17, HR, 2 RBI, 5 R, 4 SB, and one hell of a bat chuck.
>>67756862
Classic banter from the A's tbqh
can I complain about the white sox yet?
>>67756916
>HA HA I TOLD YOU SO /SP/ SEE HOW SHIT MY TEAM IS NOW (WHICH IS STILL IN FIRST PLACE)? PLEASE LOOK AT ME AND HOW MUCH SORROW I AM IN
no
Mariners desu senpai
You may only reply to this post if your team isn't in last place in the American League East
Not so fast Blow Gays """""""fans"""""""
>>67757059
goat pic dude nice
>>67756947
Not that guy but
>going 2-8
>only barely holding on to first place after being 7 games up
>>67749527
Yadi hit his first Homer of the year on my birthday.
Giants vs. Cubs
>>67756666
>>67756666
who can stop us?
>>67757083
normally it would be fine but whos fans acted more distraught when they were actually winning than they are now
its retarded
>>67757140
didn't you hear? the new meme is saying everything about your team sucks and every other team is better
>There have been complaints of violence at an exclusive Chicagoland Pilates Studio
Jake Arrieta, a member within the last year has reportedly been verbally and physically abusive to some of the studio club's other male members.
The well muscled(of course all from dedication, and 25 m of Pilates before a start) thick bearded, cy young winning ace of the Chicago Cubs reportedly propositioned some of the club's younger, more feminine male members of the club for sex at the studio.
Jake was reported to be gentle and caring before and during the sex, but upon reaching coital conclusion, he quickly became irritable and violent with his male lovers.
"FUCK YOU!!!!!!"
"IM NOT A FAGGOT YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"FUCK NIGGERS"
"FUCK YOUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>67757139
no one
>>67757238
Jake would never do this. Delete this post.
>brewhurrs
>the cheese infested shantytown of Milwaukee
Kek
Mets
Let's post factual statements.
I'll start:
>Joe "Cy Young" Kelly is a legitimate Cy Young contending ace and reigning Cy Young champ
BASED
Now time for him to give up 8 runs in his next outing.
>>67755753
Their starting pitching is good. But that can only take them so far.
This offense is complete shit.
mookie betts is unreal
Will the Reds ever win another game?
what a team full of losers, in a shitty fire hazard filled stadium, with a bunch of ACTUAL FAGGOTS AND RETARDS as fans?
>>67757431
those were 2 cheapie homeruns tbqh with you Joe
Classic Green Memester pulling through for us
>ichiro is hitting .333 with 3 strikeouts and 6 walks
>at age 42
>>67757406
The Orioles are in first place
No Windians today
>>67757467
Not for long famalam, see you in a week.
>>67757464
still one of the fastest to 1st as well.
he is the fastest rf dot
>>67757464
What brand of pilates do you think he's on?
no more windians but at least we avoided the no-hitter and then the shutout. small victory plus chicago lost so we didn't lose ground. just need to take one tomorrow, 2 out of 3 isn't bad. but pls fire van berkleo for god sakes. zero adjustments all game
>>67757556
>>67757486
coming for dat ass
>>67757556
You guys have Salazaar pitching tomorrow, right? We got Mr. 117M Grapes, hoping he has a bounce back start after his last one.
Should be a "pitcher's duel."
>>67755262
how scary are the subways where you live swedeanon
>>67757619
I just hope he can contain your offense. While he's been great this year, he loses control quite often and he's walking a lot this year. He might not be so lucky in getting out of jams against you
>>67757053
GUTI GUTI GUTI
>>67757783
Meant to quote>>67757020
>>67757739
Well, we DID leave the bases loaded twice (among like 6 others LOB) so idk he might be able to
>>67757583
desu royals are eternal third place
>>67757831
>eternal 3rd place
wew thats probably a complement. its gonna be a lot worse than that after 2017 and it obviously was before recently
>>67757451
Where has REDS Bro even been? lol
>>67757556
>>67757619
Salamander is consistently good, should give CLE at least a chance assuming any position players decide to show up to the batter's box. Should be fun though.
>>67757879
getting fucked in the ass somewhere while lamenting his 5th placed team with no hope of advancement
The Resd just nuked their bullpen
>>67757875
Honestly WhoSox, Leaveland, and Roylels will probably be contending in the top three. Detoilet and Twinks are never heard from again.
>>67757811
>>67757884
I sure hope so. If he gets btfo I'll cry
>>67757451
>>67757902
>making fun of actual retards
Methinals fan?
>>67757942
>retards making fun of retards
>>67757942
triggered this retard
Hal McRae ruined baserunning long ago. After he took out a few middle infielders, they made the no-tag/no step on the base rule at second base.
>baseball finally on broadcast TV
>it's the cubes
fuck
>>67758066
How did this retard start the fire?
>magical powers?
>doing something retarded?
being retarded is good idiots
Listen to me retard, and listen good.
The Braves are winning the World Series this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening.
The team just acquired, quite literally, the best FA back up infielder that's hit the market since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their bullpen with indisputably the best closer in the fucking league (That's Aroldis Vizcaino by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching baseball last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of young studs like Dansby Swanson, Ender Inciarte, and Shaun Newcomb or whatever the fuck his first name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the NL East and the top two teams in Runs Scored last season (The New York Steroiders and some disgraceful latinos up in Canada).
Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking offensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about baseball last December. Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard.
Freddie Freeman was IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking 1B in the NL, and possibly the League if not for that roider with the Diamondbacks, and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where an RBI is needed will take the league by fucking storm. Erick Aybar, Flowers, Beckham, The Fucking Mayor of Back up Catcher City? Roughly 300 RBIs combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BSC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your batters in the OF.
Post that fucking dumbshit ass pasta one more time you disgraceful spic, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening.
>>67758237
>he thinks the backups of the whos will make a run
>>67758237
You know what? Fuck you. Fuck your foam tomahawks. Fuck your stolen history. Fuck your racist ignorant nickname. Fuck your drunken hero who can't keep his hands off the Hooters waitresses. Fuck your plastic fanbase. Fuck your overhyped outfield. Fuck the Atlanta Braves. You know a team is pathetic when it makes five world series and only manages to pull out one meager win by the skin of your scalped foreheads. You are frauds. Straight up frauds. You like to pretend you have passion, but as soon as you go one year without winning the division, your attendance drops to second worst in the league. Absolutely pathetic, no other way to put it. You talk big year after year after year and hang a banner just when you make the playoffs. Then you have the gall to insult others who actually support their team through thick and thin. You know nothing of fanship and it sickens me that you inbred assholes like to pretend that you do. I can't wait till Chipper Jones gets exposed for taking PEDs like everyone knows he did.
agree or disagree:
baseball isn't the most popular sport anymore because people don't go outside and play as much as kids, and in order to appreciate baseball, you need to have played it before
>>67757920
>whosox
You know if they can eventually get out of their slump and fight for a wildcard spot, I'd consider that a successful season
>>67758237
It's funny though.
See, this is how pathetic the Barves are. The mest, nashitals, and marlels would all take this with a bit of fluke to it, but they would still banter. However, their banter is fun.
You guys just act so full of yourselves all the time it's pretty sad. All of your "banter" just devolves into the typical "lol you mad???". And look at this makeup of fans in here, as if it couldn't be more obvious Atlanta is bandwagoner city with all these yuros and canucks acting like they're followed the team for more than a year LOL.
Don't worry though, enjoy the temporary wins. When we get things figured out in the bullpen, the scores will be flipped. The 18 runs will be ours within 3, maybe 4 innings top. Everytime you guys bring up some stupid point about your "literally whos" or "it's just a bad year" or "our team is distracted by the injustice that plagues our legal system in the city" to find as your own excuse for the team's mishaps, I;l just sit back and laugh. HAHA I'll say to myself, as I look on with a smug grin on my face and enjoy my time wonderfully at your pathetic dismay.
Hilarious. Truly, a team worth no respect, the Atlanta Braves are the ones of that title.
>>67758372
>implying they'll be fighting for a Wild Card spot
Nah, it's over desu, the collapse has officially begun.
>>67758383
>Atlanta
>yuros and canucks
pick one
>>67758360
thats not the only reason but it contributes
Lelster getting btfo
>>67758360
Disagree. I think it has more to do with short attention spans.
>>67758360
I only played 1 year of baseball and I still love it.
I think it has more to due with impatience than anything else.
>>67758392
>If they can eventually get out of their slump
Dumb speedreader
>>67758360
>in order to appreciate baseball, you need to have played it before
Having experience with it helps, but you can definitely appreciate it without playing. It just takes dedication to actually learning what's going on. The same is true of any other sport.
>>67758471
Ignoring the plain facts, found the bandwagonner.
About to go 1-5 at home this week and the Indians are in town after that. We're this close to a full-blown one desu
>>67758621
lmao
>>67758621
>helmet has a bird on it
>it goes flying
Detroit Tigers
>nearly 1/4th of the season is over already
wtf ?!?
>>67758621
That punch is still so fucking satisfying
>>67758852
>nearly half of the year is already over
wtf ?!?
47 more, Ichi's going to make it senpaitachi
thanks to the nats defense for three free hits today
>>67758852
post yfw your teams 1st quarter of 2016
>tigers
>>67758852
>Tigers have already had a 4 game losing streak 3x
>>67758852
>time stops for no one
holy shit, how do we stop it? Can it be stopped?
Has this been the most meme tastic season of mlb yet? Cubs are raping everyone, Orioles and Red Sox are winning despite looking more like your local beer league softball team than actual MLB team. Mariners in first and Nintendo sold the team. Diamondbacks go full ham in the free agent market and suck. The Angels suck and for some reason the Giants bring back Linecum for no reason. Braves are the worst team in baseball and the Dodgers are the most expensive team in baseball and can't even break 500. Bautista gets punched in the face.
>>67758955
Go to bed Grandpa
>>67758955
You're also forgetting that JBJ is going to break Joltin' Joe's record.
>>67758955
Also Colon first career dinger
>>67758955
>the Giants bring back Lincecum
...what?
>>67759003
I don't think that record will ever be beaten desu
>>67758955
>Cubs
>Dominated by Cole at home
>Lost series to the Padres
>Lost series to the Brewers
>Losing to Matt Cain
Magic has been over for a while
>>67759054
>implying he can be stopped
>>67758938
>Mariners
>>67759067
He has to beat the younger DiMaggio first
>>67759101
I legit think he has a shot at that one tbqh with you Joe.
>>67758938
>royals
weathered the obligatory early season storm
>>67759111
It's 34 right? 9 games is a long way
>>67759136
But it's 9 games I can believe in.
And it's more believable than another fucking 30 games for Joe.
>>67759156
Yeah 56 really is crazy. My grandpa was at the game where his streak ended. Bad sports luck must run in my family. Or that was good luck depending on how you see it.
>>67759256
no that was shitty luck and your dumbass grandad should have heroed after that
>>67759385
rude! there was 67,467 others there!
>>67759505
The first word that comes to mind is "embarrassing"
why is there no rags thread
>mfw 4 game win streak
>mfw out of last place
>mfw the last 4 starts by the pitchers have been phenomenal
>mfw offense
>mfw best bullpen in history
>mfw
>>67759632
Watching Boston collapse after the all-star break will be almost as funny as watching the Orioles collapse starting tomorrow.
cap it
>>67759632
You're playing the A's. And before that the Sneks.
>>67759792
>>67759632
ok there pals
>>67759632
>>67759792
>shitkees getting uppity after beating the a's a few times
lmao
>poopy
>>67759835
>>67759802
T-The A's are a really g-good team, guys.
r-remember Moneyball?
>mfw yankees win the eries
>mfw 28
>>67760112
Is that tranny Jeter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcdYBh3hgg
>>67760102
Cespedes is coming home lads
>>67760609
When bandwagonners told you that expecting the inevitable was warranted of killing myself.
We told you so, time to blow up the team now.
>>67760609
>not posting our official song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
also
>tfw I'll miss my first game of the season tomorrow
I guess not watching this shitshow is not a big loss though
Who Sox fans are making an early case for most obnoxious fanbase of the year.
2014: Royals
2015: Blue Jays
2016: Whos, if they keep up the pace
>>67760737
>Ventura vs. Rodent
Indeed. Pencil this as a loss. Will also be funny when the Indians sweep us at home so we have a 1-9 homestand.
>>67760706
Trust me I know
I have been warning /sp/ and the bandwagoners as well for the past few weeks
>>67760854
They're more or less obnoxious to their own fans. In which they call their positive-thinking fans, bandwagonners.
It's like the team has to be bad so they can congratulate themselves for their misery.
>>67760892
Will Sale or Q pitch against us? Also it'll be impossible to sweep as the DH on Tuesday will be started by a youngster making his 2nd major league start and the fucking bum Cody Anderson, so at best a split
>>67760974
both should
>>67760700
I doubt he'd want to come back right now, and I can't blame him.
he'll come home after he's out of his prime
he seemed to become a little ostentatious after being traded everywhere
>>67760974
Quintana has been horrible lately.
I think Sale is up against Anderson, but enjoy your 3 games max win at the Cell.
>>67761012
>Q has one less than stellar start where he falls apart in the 6th inning
>he's been horrible lately
what
>>67760737
Good choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0NySCmuFU
>>67761029
That means he's in line for more coming at his way.
You don't know the White Sox at all. I've seen this happen on and off again, almost 11 straight years of this shit.
Blame Ventura for overworking him though. He's the reason why this team is falling apart.
>>67758938
>Red Sox
If we can dump Buchholz in the wilderness somewhere then we'll be set.
holy shit ichiro is 4-for-4 with a walk
he's up to .373
there's really only been one player on the sox that has really disappointed me this season, and that's Abreu
everyone else (that wasn't obviously always going to be shit) has been fine
fucking abroo
based Ichiro 4 hit game
Go Ichi Go
>>67761222
i guess abroo had expectations where everyone knows danks sucks, but that paycheck really hurts.
We're currently paying this guy 15 million to NOT show up to the ballpark.
if this team is competitive come july, that 15 mil would be so huge in getting a mercenary for the playoff run
>>67760737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSmiasnAuk
>>67758938
>White Sox
>>67761685
shut up faggot
>Hey guys can I play?
>Joe Torre's horse died
Top fucking kek, what a faggot.
>>67761774
Don't you have concussions to tend to?
>natinlels
>>67761793
I guess an horse wasn't an athlete after all
>>67761205
ICHI!!!!
>>67761476
>rags
>>67761835
Do you think Joe harvested his stallion's semen for breeding purposes (or to play with it in his desolate hands)?
>Cubs
>>67761457
>>67761222
>>67761205
do the florida Ichiros play the Ms this year?
could he hit 3000 in Seattle?
>>67761989
we won't hit 3000 until next season
MLB player power rankings as of 8pm ET
1. Khris Davis
2. Danny Valencia
3. (Mark Canha)
4. Sonny Gray
5. Yonder Alonso
6. Chris Coghlan
7. Sean Manaea
8. Coco Crisp
9. Stephen Vogt
10. Marcus Semien
That's weird
>>67762033
cool, after the ms re sign him for a year
>>67762033
Shut up
>>67762059
i've literally never heard of any of these players
did you make them up?
>>67762090
So much casual
>>67762090
they are all real, they just play in a shithole
>>67762128
i know literally every player in the majors and i've never heard of any of them
>>67762059
>Montreal Athletics
>>67762033
>>67762079
Correct me if I'm wrong, but he only needs 50 hits to break the record. Even if he only gets one hit per game for the rest of the season he will break 3k.
>>67762059
>no Rich Hill
>no Ryan Dull
shit list
>>67762154
>litterally every player in the majors.
Ok then
>>67762167
>only 1 hit per game
hes a 4th outfielder buddy
>>67762167
he only needs 46 now
>>67762167
he doesn't play every game, that's the problem
>>67762167
He doesn't start much. Tonight was his first start in 2 weeks.
>>67762182
I'm sure they'll give him a starting position when he gets close.
>>67762172
I didn't make it. Talk to SI
>>67735898
It doesn't matter if native americans aren't offended by it.
Imagine if black people were okay with being called niggers even though they know it's racist. It opens the door for continued behavior like this to now other people.
In the same way, a person not caring they were stolen from because all the thief stole was a cheap watch is in the wrong. He may not care but it will fuel a thieving culture if people think it's okay and they can get away with it. Then more people will steal more willingly and openly.
It promotes a toxic environment.
>>67762059
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Future Yankee
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>>67762292
Watch out, we got a social science major over here
>>67762292
but as a white guy I have to absolutely take all the "Cracker" and other racist white people slang despite it promoting a toxic environment and be okay with being called it.
>>67762421
Except my post doesn't suggest that at all. It suggests the opposite, that you shouldn't be okay with it. Not to you and not to anyone else
>>67762322
Well I'm sure NYY will give him a 300 million dollar contract.
>>67762471
hes breaking 400 baka
>>67762471
>not 16 years 410 mil
lol
>>67762553
500mil?
>>67762462
but if I try to not be okay with it all society will do is laugh at me and tell me how cracker isn't racist and white people cannot have racism directed to them.
>>67762595
600mil?
>Blow Gays in last place
Is /mlb/ safe from Leafcucks now?
>>67762618
But white man is da debil
>>67762629
Bueller?
>>67762629
1 billion dollars?
>>67762618
No.
That's retarded. Not everyone unaminously shares some half assed opinion you made up. Clearly you're not okay with it and if you think you're the only special snowflake in the world then go fuck yourself you pathetic piece of shit.
>>67762688
wew lad
Can you imagine a football or basketball game "Niggers" vs "Chinks"? Or, "Beaners" vs "Redskins"?
>>67762749
How about Micks vs Limeys. Twinks vs Dykes...
I love it. You cucks have come up with a truly great idea. The iterations are endless, unfortunately, some of the better would get my comment deleted.
>>67762688
>made up
heh
>>67762749
Or "small dicked white cucks" vs "big black dicks"
>>67762773
>>/pol/
>>67762777
Well if I don't agree with it and he doesn't agree with and clearly other people don't agree with it then this fictitious imaginary society you're fear mongering about is just that, imaginary.
Many people living normal lives are not okay with it but you clearly feel like you're attacked because clearly you're a poltard.
>>67735851
except...
>>67762831
>higher RD
One more trashing by the Cubbies and just give us the NL West.
>cain would be 2-0 in his last 2 starts if strickland could just close out
>1 run ball over 6
is he back, bros?
>>67762855
RD
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!°
>>67762793
Were everywhere fuckboi
>>67762855
>muh run differential!!
>>67762855
>RD
wow, its fucking nothing
>trying to play OOTP17 but I don't know shit about basedball
Guys.
Who has the best Regular Season ERA in the last 5 years?
And why is he just so unstoppable?
>>67762977
>regular season
Being an O's fan living in the Midwest is torture. I have to listen to Cubs fans talking about how great Arrietta is all the time.
Why the fuck couldn't they develop him?
Not to mention Hammel and Fowler also playing well. Fuckkkkk Fowler.
NEW BREAD TRIVIA
Name the pitcher who has the higher regular season ERA from 2012-16 and please explain why he can't be stopped
>>67762997
does Baltimore have good pilates studios?
>>67762977
and why does his ERA always skyrocket come october?
>>67762977
>ERA
lol is this 1940
Do you think the triple crown is an accomplishment too? what about a no hitter?
>>67762996
Postseason stats don't even matter yo.
If it weren't for the playoffs, you guys will all admit he's the best pitcher to ever play baseball.
>>67762869
He's throwing 90mph 4-seamers and trying to live in the upper part of the zone.
He's still shit don't let a few starts trick you.
>>67763004
Higher than what?
>>67762977
>regular season
>>67763037
Poor bait
>>67763037
Exactly homie
Ever notice that baseball stopped becoming fun when this guy all of a sudden became good? I mean it's not baseball anymore, it's just watching memes sprout up out of nowhere. I mean if he didn't at one random time in his life, decided he'd do "Pilates" would baseball be better? Of course.
Kershaw > Arrieta
if you're a male over the age of 5 and you bring a glove to the game, you need to be escorted out of the stadium
if you're a male over the age of 5 with a glove and drop a ball that comes to you, you deserve a lifetime ban from the stadium
Also Bumgarner is a meme pitcher, he can only do well towards the end of the season. Puig turns him into a little bitch faggot every time he pitches against us.
>>67763170
He's pretty much just 85% of last year's Greinke but with run support
While Greinke now is pre-roids Arrieta
>>67763178
you should be allowed to have a glove if you are sitting above the dugouts desu
>>67763170
I don't know about you, but watching the Dodgers get cucked out of the CYA (not to mention that no hitter against them) was pretty fun for me
>>67763194
>(You)
>>67762977
>2016
>not running your own adjusted ERA in the conditions that you deem fair
Go to bed, grandpa
>>67762977
That's like saying you should pick peyton in a playoff run over Brady because peyton tears it up in the regular season. Anyone with common sense knows that's a dumb move.
>>67758938
>dodgers
>>67763178
What's wrong with bringing a glove to the game, fampai?
>>67763194
>18-9
>sub 3.0 ERA
>1.01 Whip
what did he mean by this?
mfw Bush stays clean and becomes a Cy Young pitcher in a few years with the Rangers
>>67763202
so you are saying there is some disney tier witches curse at play here?
>>67763344
>Rags
> Reddick
>>67763504
He's ded Jim
Your >Reddick posting killed him
>>67763344
don't you fucking ruin Tomo
>listening to Dodgers Padres
>some character named Ted Leitner calling the game
wew lad
Is Arietta the most obvious steriod user in the MLB right now?
My bets on jimmt rolinss too win rhe al mahor leagu wunner of th year wuthut sox eben making thr seres.
Thogts?
>>67763654
just because a man gains a sudden interest in pilates classes doesnt mean he's juicing
>>67763654
No. You believe that because of the meme. Even though if you had a brain or watched him develop as a player over the last few years, it would be obvious that he's not.
>>67763548
Josh Reddick is like Jesus Christ+. He's already resurrected and we are waiting for his return.
>>67763654
david ortiz
>tfw considered picking up wood for muh fantasee but instead went with some guy with 2 strikeouts
everyone cares right?
>>67763701
>average cusb fan
>>67763728
Im not average you take that back!!!
>>67763703
U wot m8
>>67763714
Nice meme. But he did it in 03 and 04. He's been clean since, A-Roid.
>>67763654
No but he's top 5
1. ARod
2. Ortiz
3. Arrieta
4. Dee Gordon
5. Raul Mondesi v2
>>67763671
Gud
Is there a worse defensive catcher than Grandal?
>>67763738
Where the fuck are you man, been waiting like 2 milleniums
>>67763783thats a dumb list cuz dee gordon gone and back clean then
Arod doesnt any more
Ortiz doesnt. Anymore Bd mondesu caught so thw only one is arriea and he does pilates
>>67763741
naw im just joshing ya calm down, though what he's doing at age 40 is very bonds esque
>>67763803
Do yu gree?
>>67763860
I gree 2 disgree
>>67763846
Not even close to what bonds did actually.
>>67763624
err he's been around forever, the real humour is the fag they are grooming to replace him when he goes.
>>67763836
Soon
>>67763874
Bit jummy roklns is gon wun the besr mam in the lone up. Its tru read the ststustcs
>>67763913
No thanks, I have stronger faith in Arrieta's "pilates" use
>tfw >we traded Trayce
>tfw stuck with fucking austin jackson
fuck, why couldn't >we have traded Avi instead or salad or sanchez, or all of them instead
>>67763596
Back the fuck off?!?!
>>67763982
Have fun with that
>>67764018
why don't you and your infinite ERA back the fuck off?
>>67764008
>Remember, I'm never leaving
>>67764008
If it makes you feel any better, Trayce is being wasted riding the bench 3/5 games because they play Crawford and his 0.00013 BA because muh salary
>>67763919
Nuh uh ur stoopid.
>>67764039
You still part of the crowd thinking that roider is innocent? Can't make this shit up lol
>>67764008
He was decent when he was with the memeiners.
I dont like the article i just read about the lack of latino managers in the league? What are they implying? As if teams are hiring with a prefernce based on race. Thats bullshitm they are looking too deep for something thats not there.
And honestly race bating shit like that just alows racism to persist in society by acknowledging an nonexistant issue. It just russels peoples jimmies that dont need to be russeled
>>67764067
Last year sure as a unknown but this is definitely his breakout year and has almost played more games the past two months than all of last year
>>67764109
Bro, everyone's on roids. I'm on roids
>>67764115
wut
who are you talking about
>>67764135
Innocent until proven guilty
>>67764135
Austin Jackson? He was a decent OF with Seattle. Unless there's another Austin Jackson I don't know about.
>>67764149
oh jackson nvm, forgot he was with them before the cubes
well he's shit now
>>67764135
Jake isn't.
>>67764182
Yeah, it's just pilates
>>67764170
Meant for >>67764149
>>67764182
acupuncture is natural
I see we've reached the "arrieta pilates" segment of the episode
>>67764135
Sup Jake from Natty Arms
>tfw suspended 80 days by hiromoot for shitpost enhancing drugs
>>67764216
> *on phone* Pilates can do that for me? You mean it?
/mlb/: Who is that?
> ...Jake, from Natty Arms.
/mlb/: Jake from Natty Arms at 30 years old? *takes phone*
_________________________
/mlb/: Who is this?
-- It's Jake, from Natty Arms.
/mlb/: What are you taking, "Jake from Natty Arms"?
-- Uh.. Plants?
__________________________
/mlb/: He sounds Suspicious!
>Well he does pilates, so...
They were talking about the Cubs' new pilates room in the clubhouse on the Fox broadcast. They said "everybody is doing it"
They also said they eat kale. What's that code word for?
You Arrieta steroids shitposters are fucking awful.
>>67764267
only problem with "them" (prolly just DG 2bh) is that they've lost originality and have run out of new content
>>67764267
>Arrieta
>Steroids
what are you talking about famalam
>>67764280
Well there are at least 3 i can tell you that for certain
Mariners still have not lost a series on the road.
NEW THREAD >>67764325
>>67764252
>>67764267
Well, at least it's better than the meme magic meme with the Giants since it's an even year.
>TFW it's nice to have some other team be the meme magnet this year.
>>67764332
>2 posts early
wow fucking off yourself
>Mormons in charge of pitching
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