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Collingwood Magpies vs Geelong Cats @ the MCG; 13:45 AEST
Gold Coast Suns vs Adelaide Crows @ Carrara Stadium; 14:10 AEST
Port Adelaide Magpies vs West Coast Eagles @ Adelaide Oval; 16:10 ACST
North Melbourne Kangaroos vs Carlton Blues @ Docklands Stadium; 19:25 AEST
Fremantle Dockers vs Richmond Tigers @ Subiaco Oval; 17:40 AWST
First for ded roaches
Second for Freo win.
Triple M masterrace
>>67729316
OBSESSION over us
Lmao get a life cuck
who /dabloos/ here?
Reminder that:
Brisbane 2001-2003 > Geelong 2007-2011 > Cuckthorne 2012-2015
>>67730636
Not to be condescending, but I'm happy for >you guys, it looks like >your team is starting to get back on track.
Hello may I post in this community while I wait for my normal community to become active?
>forgot to set my tips
>swens win
the big jew in the sky's got my back
>>67730965
Swans
Geelong
Crows
Iggles
Carlton
Richmond
Brisbane
Bulldogs
Essendon
Might get a few right family
>>67731023
>carlton
why?
Dees should be a game clear in 9th after this round when port and carlton lose
>>67731616
they're the away teams
>come and have a look, a richmond supporter!
fiuggg :D :D
nig nad :D :D ;D
>>67731689
Oh right, didn't read the post you replied to.
>this weather
rip in peace best australia
rip geelong
dead thread
dead sport
geelong are flat track bullies
>hawkroaches exposed
>geelong exposed
doggies giants grand final?
>1st leg loses
>giants swans grand final imminent
Cucktorians on LITERAL suicide watch.
>geelong
who /hasn'tlosttoSydney/ here?
Not so fast Hackthorn 'fans'
>Cucklong
you now remember >GEE110NG
>the regional city of Geelong
>tfw /afl/ is dead
k e k
>>67733437
sadness
Go Crows!
Tfw power cut so can't watch any games
>geelong in charge of set shots
>>67733487
>
It's dangerous to meme without arrows. Take this.
>Kiss bang love
This is why I'm becoming /pol/ irl
>>67733524
I know that feel bro. Makes you wonder sometimes if there really is the old puppet master behind the curtains or something.
>>67733564
There isn't necessarily a puppet master. Cultural marxism is a virus that infects everything when unchecked.
>>67733602
But why don't our leaders stop this erosion of our culture and lifestyle?
>>67733602
Not sure what getting a bunch of clapped out skanks together to slut it up has to do with cultural Marxism, but yes, society's done.
>>67733564
Jews
>>67733602
Jews
>>67733643
Jews
>>67733652
I wonder.
Fucking hell butterfingers much?
>Pies lose to blues
>Can beat Geelong
What is this?
I had $100 on a multi that involved Geelong winning by 40+.
AMA
>>67733724
How much do you feel like killing yourself?
>>67733724
I had Geeling in my $10 multi as well.
>>67733724
When is your day of the rope?
>>67733733
I feel like killing myself 24/7, and it has nothing to do with this bet desu.
>>67733745
Soon.
Are any teams actually good this season?
>>67733724
why are you such a degenerate?
>>67733760
iggs m8
>Best Australia blown the fuck away by wind
>I don't have power until another 2-3 hours ETA
Just let me die already.
>>67733767
Enjoy losing to Port.
>>67733772
>live in best australia
>still have power
step up your game
>>67733772
its been fucking gnarly this moning huh
That's it, that was his chance to put it away. Now watch Geelong take over and win this.
Would we stand to lose anything of value if WA dissappeared tomorrow?
>>67733837
Only the best state in australia
How much are Tasmania hoping the Suns fold?
>>67733837
Quokkas are pretty cool.
>>67733837
It's a nice buffer zone if there was an invasion
>>67733861
won't happen, it took the swans at lest 15 years to become good
anyone else literally having their worst supercoach season ever?
>tfw 0-6 in one of my leagues
Big Cox
>>67733885
PLEASE PLAY OUR SPORT BIG STRONG AMERICANS
>>67733837
Would we stand to lose anything of value if VIC dissappeared tomorrow?
Sometimes I wonder if I've died in my sleep and what I'm experiencing now is a vivid illusion created by my dying brain
>>67733871
Well Gold Coast has a history of failed sporting teams. I assume the AFL will push some more big name players to go up there before they give up though.
>>67733924
This is true. Shit city. Shit sporting culture. I bet GAJ regrets going there
>>67733972
why the actual fuck did he waste the prime of his career up there? For the money? really?
Pretty tragic t b h
>>67733986
Must have been some damn fine pussy along with the millions up there.
/AFL/ HELP
I AM STUCK AT A NUNAWADING MATCH
Kilsyth lead by 134 at halftime desu
>>67733972
Going there would be alright for him, he made a lot of money and raised his already great reputation. Extending his contract for another 3 years looks like the real mistake. Who knows though, another high draft pick and a good run with injuries and they might be a top team around then.
Fucking wind pushing all the garbage and shit on the street onto our lawn, live on the corner as well so we get the entire streets shit. Freo richmond going to be a fun match
>>67734000
Sounds like they're improving then.
>>67733997
GAJ is a devout Christian
>>67734018
Kilsyth kicked 14 behinds in the second qtr
>>67734019
Oh. Well I guess God must have reserved a special seat in Heaven for him then, plus the millions.
>>67734019
Isn't greed a sin?
>the regional community of Geelong
Grundy is shit
>>67734043
kek yes it is
>>67734047
they are literally going to win this game
>>67734043
He could always convince himself that he'll donate it to charity some day
collingwood are actually going to choke this kek
EDDIE MCGUIRE ON SUICIDE WATCH
Should I put money on the Dockers tonight lads? they're paying good money atm
>>67734088
kill yourself my man
based moore
>>67734088
Fuck no.
>>67734088
Richmond always do quite well against the Swans so I don't think they're win is an indicator of them finding form or anything. Freo's been quite competitive and it's at home. Then again, tigers do alright at DS. So no, wouldn't bet.
>>67734088
Heard rumours last night the game could be delayed or even cancelled because of this fucking wind kek. And no don't do it unless you like feeling let down.
I have to cop a doughnut because ross is literally tanking letting this cunt play in the WAFL with numbers like this
stop taking the advantage when it's not fucking there
>>67734134
Looks like Apeness isn't any closer to getting a game, how's he been doing?
>>67734118
Were the WAFL games cancelled?
BIG
STRONG
>>67734118
who are you getting these rumours from, 10 year olds?
dean cox
>premiership """"""""""favourites""""""""""
also wtf is wrong with captcha today?
>>67734161
>not using legacy
>another injury to gold coast
>hawks lost
>cats lost
>how you want your tips senpai?
Carn the pies, suck shit fag Scott
>>67734230
>not tipping swans
>crows supporters are louder than the suns supporters at home
Embarrassing.
>>67734290
How can it be embarrassing if there's not any fans there to be embarrassed?
>>67734279
I had a gut feeling the Hawks would pull it off. My bad.
>>67734230
>Tipped swans
>Tipped pies
>But as a christian will never tip Melbourne
At least the pies win will neutralize this
its nearly time for /iggs/
wtfff
'who is this malnourished cunt and how is he on an afl list?
>Power outage info just extended the restoration ETA another 3 hours.
I have nothing to live for.
>>67734326
That's Martin Gleeson, don't know why he's in a Melbourne jumper though
What's for tea lads?
Oh god here we go
>dangerfield kept quiet
>rest of the midfield goes to water
>cats lose
evr tim
No way is this team reliable enough to be premiership favourites
>that rollercoaster graphic
what the fuck
>>67730636
Navy Nina looks a lot better without the racoon whore eyes tbqhwyf
>>67734365
toasted steak sandwich with the lot
Fuck I hate this meme club so fucking much ugh
I tipped Worst coast. Don't let me down faggots.
BOOM
Holy shit I can hear them doing full on soccer chants
>harlett down, boak down
>no ruck vs nic nat
rip in piss port
Watch the iggs lose this
>>67734365
Chicken burger.
>eagles away
Who can ski downhill faster: the match
THE MIGHTY ADELAIDE CROWS!
Very impressive victory today. May as well engrave that trophy for us now.
Turnovers: The match
>>67734365
homemade double bacon cheeseburger on brioche with onion rings and chips
Fuck lads I'm hearing their giving Roughead 11 months to live.
strea for da iggles?
afldude is ded
>>67734568
>neverlands
http://www.vipleague.co/aussie-rules/385429/1/port-adelaide-power-vs-west-coast-eagles-live-stream-online.html
>Literally do the splits
>Push you head into opponents crotch
>Get a free kick
So this is what the game has become
>>67734551
>falling for the brioche meme
>>67734581
australian living in amsterdam
moving back in a month though, 3 years away is enough desu
Doing some absolutely rancid farts today desu lads, just as well I live alone
>>67734612
Eat healthier.
>>67734606
>based brioche
>a meme
pleb fucking neck yourself
>Tip Port because of pure footy discussion on SEN
>Didn't check iggs away losses
>Lost to Hawks, Cats and Swans
>Couldn't change tip before the game started
Just fuck my tips up
>>67734623
I do try m8, had nothing but curry for dinner all week
>>67734606
agreed, even worse than the damper meme that sometimes pops its head up
>tfw local fish and chip shop started using brioche for a month or so
>it's another have to adjust the TV aerial for 20 minutes in order to get a working picture episode.
I truly do not understand, was working perfectly last night, haven't touch it and now it's fucked. Digital Television was a mistake
Is /afl/, dare I say it, dead?
>>67734747
/afl/ has been dead for 18 months lad
>>67734747
It is, /afl/ died a long time ago and we're the remnants that don't want to let go.
wingard's been having a shit game
chad what
cunts im at work are we looking alright or what let me know
>>67734821
I'd say it's more port being shit than eagles being good
why do communities always die after i join them
Have they got the interns doing the camera work today?
>>67734843
iktf
always feel like a thread killer tbqh
>>67734852
Seems like it. Crows/Suns game had shitty camera work too.
BEGIN THE CEREMONIAL UNFURLING
>booing
Did Goodesy teach Port fans nothing?
Is there a bigger home track bully than LeCras?
>The interns at Fox Footy are literally retarded
how's it feel knowing downies are getting more action than you?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-05-21/old-fashioned-coming-of-age-ceremony-women-with-disabilities/7434394
>>67734979
>just friends
kek
>>67734979
>we are.just friends
Damn. FeelsBadMan for that other downs
>>67734979
He's not even that bad looking. Is this what male standards are slipping to now?
Thats not NicNat
>>67734979
About as bad as not having an apeman to boo anymore.
Nice cutaway
>The city of FoxFooty's broadcasting reputation
>>67735005
>pure downs girl or had 30+ cocks in her and 50L of semen on her average girl
Which do you choose?
>>67735083
>implying a downs girl isn't getting pumped full of cum every day down the community center
You don't understand women, mate.
>>67733564
Murdoch
>>67735083
>International catwalk model
>pure
she's probably getting slammed by some hairy Italian photographer in a speedo as we speak
>>67734979
DAMN IT CHAD!
One of these games is on in the states lads. I don't really know the rules. Seems comfy 2bh.
>that china banner at the port game
fucking kill this team eagles
>>67735163
its pretty much the same as basketball but you kick through the sticks rather than shoot the hoop
West Cuck shitgles will not win the premiership
>>67735163
P
L
E
A
S
E
>>67735163
>I don't really know the rules
That's all right, don't think anyone does
>>67735163
The umpires don't know the rules either
>>67734972
>LE FUGG LE MARG LEGRAH XDXDXD
>>>/fa/11308335
>>67735083
>Downs's can't get preggo
>>67735225
Not gay but I'd happily go down on any of those elite, muscular tradesmen
I'm back from Nunawading.
Kilsyth fucking wrecked their shit and should have kicked like 60 goals but they were missing basic shit from all over the place, and the umps were babysitting Nunawading all day.
Kilsyth 41.38 (284) to Nunawading 0.4 (4)
The fucking Nelson brothers were playing for Nunawading, I'm not kidding.
>>67735225
Lot of good lads there
rip gaff
Gaff got fucking destroyed
Gaff ded
Track isn't flat enough for LeCras
"You just don't see that on an AFL field", yeah you do. What the fuck is this cunt going on about?
>>67735225
>all those low test beta faggots trying to insult the superior alpha tradie
w-what happened to gaffy?
Jonas sounds like a grub judging on his history.
anyone else only ever watch the footy with their wanking buddy?
>>67735308
>implying I have buddies
>>67735291
Going back with the flight, Jonas coming the other way. Got a big elbow in the back of the head, was out cold for a good 25 seconds.
>>67735291
Took a mark running back with the flight and copped an elbow to the back of the head from Jonas.
>>67735318
you in melb lad? I'm always looking to make new friends
>>67735284
it's pathetic tßh
>>67735334
I aint wanking with you m80
I had to handover a months pay from my office job to a tradie to run 10 metres of pvc pipe under the house, took him about 2 hours
>>67735348
Why didn't you just do it then?
>>67735337
>beta cuck desperately trying to hold back his gf from sucking alpha tradies cock
kek
KEK
>>67735337
>averting her gaze to avoid temptation
she's a good woman 2bh, that must take amazing willpower with all those tradie pheromones overpowering her uni bf's
Gaff deserved it tbqh
>>67735337
the uni guy has to literally bear hug his woman to keep her away from the lure of pheromones
>>67735348
>tradies make $85 an hour
>still whinge that the mining boom is over
>still whinge that shortens about to remove negative gearing off them
FUCK TRADIES
>>67735366
>little bitch office worker getting his soft girly hands dirty
>gaff
>>67735392
Loving all those meatheads running in trying to start a fight instead of worrying about the bloke on the ground
>>67735392
>losing the game
>start playing dirty
Typical Poort.
>>67735401
That's why they have runners.
What the fuck happened with Geelong today? Jesus Christ.
>>67735392
alt angles
>>67735488
deliberate af
top kek, the reaction to this post is tops
>>67735508
weeks and weeks
vale gaffy
vale gaffys playing streak
>>67735488
Absolutely disgusting.
>>67734979
literal downies are getting laid while i'm stuck at home on a saturday night jerking off because i'm a turbo virgin with no friends
what did i do in a past life to deserve this
>>67735535
>because i'm a turbo virgin with no friends
>>67735334
Crows back on track?
>>67735543
It was Gold Coast mate, nothing to brag about. In the end it was a good % boost and 4 points to put >us back in 8th spot.
>>67735337
how can a nu-male like me who fell for the college meme become a tradie?
Hahaha *plrrrssspp* ooohh my bum smells lads. What do I do?
>>67735535
iktf bro
it's a quiet life but at least I'm not up til 4am puking into a toilet bowl like most of the lads on site
>>67729316
I'm still alive, la
>>67735543
we've been competitive with our super tough draw against good sides without being able to get a win (barring sydney), still we need better than that and can't see us finishing higher than 5th desu
>>67735627
10/10 right there
sweatyiggsfan.jpg
>>67735602
>college
quit yankspeak, install gyprock
>>67735636
Only just noticed watching that webm that the chick she's talking to is holding a Hawks mug.
>boganjump
>>67735602
>college
the fact that you call uni college tells me you're too far gone to be a tradie
>>67735690
almost every sport involves bogans jumping
>>67735704
Bogut barely jumps, i'll give you Kyrgios though
How good tradie's get paid there?
Iggs'll probably throw this one, kek
Top rantz by Ross Lyon
>>67735737
nevermind
>>67735732
Easy six figures.
>>67735732
almost as much as ur mum lmao
>>67735732
It can vary depending on the trade but most make good money and it's a pretty good career choice if you come from a low-middle class family and don't mind physical work
The big Jew is going to have a big game tonight
My team might have lost today, but it'll still be a good day if Richmond can beat Freo.
Fuck Freo.
im a tradie but it's a non-physical job
AMA about the masterrace
>>67735824
do you operate some sort of vehicle?
MY POWER IS BACK REV UP THE SHITPOSTING
>>67735824
Sparky? I've got a boilermaker mate who works on Barrow Island than says Sparly is the best trade to start in, keeps telling me to do mature age apprenticeship.
>>67735824
when's smoko?
>>67735824
How much money do you make?
>this worst australian weather
Dockers should fold.
>This crowd
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>freo banner gets blown the fuck out
Fitting to be honest.
My power was out for so long I drove around and listened to the whole Iggs game on radio. It's fucking wild out there can't believe cunts are actually rocking up to the game.
My dad does aircon and refrigeration and he makes $150k a year.
I fell for the uni meme and I'm working like 12 hours a week at Coles. I'm in my mid-20's.
At least I have a qt gf, so fuck you.
>>67735871
>I drive.
Why did you drive?
Why didn't you just sit in your car?
>>67735602
>nu-male
>college
Just end it now poof
Embraced the uni meme and found an industry job with a year and a half before I graduate.
Feels good, lads
>>67735883
Made me feel like I was going somewhere or doing something with my life.
stream for tiggles/freo?
>>67735888
>he fell for the industry meme
>>67735900
your tv
>>67735910
>implying any job is not within an industry
How big a fuckup do you have to be to fail at the uni meme? Starting my second year, stable summer work in my field, working part-time in a related field and already got a job lined up after I graduate.
Feels fucking mint, senpai.
>>67735900
live on 7 mate m8
here though;
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/football/fremantle-dockers-vs-richmond-tigers-live-stream-may-21
>>67735900
http://www.vipleague.co/aussie-rules/385431/4/fremantle-dockers-vs-richmond-tigers-live-stream-online.html
>>67735877
Didn't get you a job in the business? Or you didn't want one?
Also 150k is very good for a fridgy desu
>>67735938
cheers
>>67735937
>>67735920
>ch7 in charge of showing even one of the two games on
>nah, fuck that, let's put on Cars 2 instead
>>67735963
Can't find one.
>>67735929
>start a chemistry degree because it was ok in high school
>uni pulls the old switcheroo and we start doing some meme shit with lights
>change to comp sci halfway through second year
>enjoy it
>get to third year
>fuck this nerd shit
>fuck these nerd classmates
>fuck this nerd profession
>genuinely don't know what I'm going to do after graduation
just fuck my degree up pham
>>67735929
I can relate with you being >>67735888
It's not difficult if you're willing to put yourself out there and take any opportunity that comes your way, no matter how small.
>>67735974
>uni pulls the old switcheroo and we start doing some meme shit with lights
Care to elaborate?
who /tafe/ here?
fell for the meme but comfiest years of my life tbqhwy
>>67735993
instead of mixing chemicals together we started shining different kinds of lights at test tubes. that's literally all we did for an entire semester, I didn't understand any of it and I'm pretty sure if I'd been doing a physics degree it would literally have been the same thing
>>67735996
I did an IT diploma before moving onto uni and I felt it gave me a really good base to work from when transitioning over.
>>67735996
tafe is alright, like being a tradie without being paid for smoko breaks
fucking hate lindsay thomas, piece of shit boong
>>67735996
>not smart or skilled enough to be a tradie
>can't read or write so can't go to uni
>go to tafe
>>67736012
Do different chemicals display differing colours or such when exposed under different light? Not a chemistry guy so I really don't know.
Sounds like forensics or something.
>>67736026
>Tradies
>Smart
>Skilled
Have you ever met a tradie?
I fucking hate North, piece of shit team
>>67735996
Did TAFE like 6 or 7 years ago was by far the easiest and comfiest year of my life
>be gymming so pretty good body and confidence at that time
>Doing Marketing Diploma
>get Recognition of Prior Learning from HS because I'm not a spud and get to skip tonnes of classes
>Get lumped with 2 hotties for dreaded group assignment
>They both push their tits into me during "research" session to try and get me to do the assignment.
>I tell them straight up, "Looks, it'll be easier if I do it all and just put our names on it, cool?"
>"OMG Anon, you are sooooo good to us. Here take this free pass to our lingerie show (one of the sluts was a former model who was hosting some competition)
>Do entire assignment
>Only put my name on it
>Tell the Tutor the bitches did fuck all and that is reflected in the content and by the fact that only my name is on it
>Get sweet marks for it
>Sluts protest to it
>He said to me provately he could tell I did it all because there's no way those sluts could string a sentence together
>Never see sluts again, assume they failed out of course
>Don't go to slut lingerie show
KEK
This is why I'm here.
>going to tafe / uni to study
>falling for the job meme and working for somebody else
>not starting your own business and finding ways to make your own money
pathetic betas
>>67736036
no, nothing interesting at all happens. you run it through a computer program and eventually it spits out some meme numbers that mean nothing to anyone with any kind of life, but for some reason people get really into it
>>67736039
>unironically believing you can be a tradie without at least some level of intelligence
melboune: the post
>>67736072
>Going to get $1,000 capitalist bucks for hiring some $4 apprentice when Liberals win the election
Feels good to be the man.
>>67735824
ay famalam answer me
>>67735836
Is Sparky a comfy trade to learn for someone who isn't a spud and has a good level of adaptability and willingness to learn. I hear House sparky is shit but Construction is pretty boss. A guy I heard about just drives around in his Western Power provided ute and checks on power poles on his own, does fuck all then fucks off home when he wants. Sounds like the life.
>>67736072
>not wanting paid time off/sick leave
>not wanting a stable and reliable workload
>not wanting to literally be paid to lose your job
>>67736039
I met a couple at a physics lecture, they where in high vis having a conversation with the lecturer, I don't speak any japanese but mr Kajita seemed very interested in what they had to say. I got a beer with them afterwards and they help me lose my virginity with a legit 7/10.
>>67736081
I'm not sure that applies to apprenticeships.
>>67736036
seeing as that kiwi fuck didn't answer you properly (a testament to the NZ tertiary education system), different chemicals will absorb different wavelengths of light differently, and this allows you to determine what an unknown substance is, or how much of x is in a sample, etc
>>67736141
right, literally nothing interesting happens but for some reason cunts froth over it. isn't that what I said?
look at this suit shitting himself because a tradie looked at him
just cracked my first tinnie lads. Any Adelaidebros do A Day of Clarity tonight?
>>67736166
Bet that suit-wearing poof doesn't even listen to triple j
>>67736147
I'm not sure why you would go from chemistry to comp sci if you don't find stuff like that somewhat interesting and relevant to what you're doing.
>>67736189
What's that?
>>67736166
>being able to relate with both having grown up in a family of tradies but going to uni instead
>>67736208
I find coding interesting
HATE the cunts in my classes though 2bh, why can they not just be normal human beings for once in their lives?
>>67736204
cunt has nova written all over him
>>67736214
https://www.normiebook.com/events/1159385147429040/
>>67736233
trying to lure some more kids into your web eh RC?
>>67736233
>taskbar on the side of the screen
>>67736254
>he doesn't maximise the vertical real estate of his wide screen monitor
>>67736227
I'm doing comp sci too and yeah, there's some people where I just think "You could be a genius in this stuff but the way you act and present yourself is weird and I can't say how you'd be hired anywhere."
>>67736147
Spectroscopy has applications in many industries and in science itself, I use it every day at work. You've done yourself a disservice if that's all you got out of it.
Apply yourself my man
>>67736254
I bet you don't even use tree style tabs either.
who /brissie/ here?
who /da bloos/ here?
>>67736272
I don't know, I thought it was interesting in high school but I guess I just got sick of it after a while. it's like the other chem shit I was doing was any more interesting either, I thought I may as well just get out early
>>67736287
channeling senpaitchi
Freo could not tank more conspicuously.
who /port/ here?
>>67736287
>>67736304
ANIME FUCKS OUT
>Lingy getting butthurt over one of the most obvious deliberate rushed behinds in recent times
>>67736323
here lad
>>67736237
Didn't even know something like that existed. I should get out more.
>>67736287
>>67736304
>>67736323
What are the pies? Also:
>Akarin
>Lions
who /sainters/ here?
>>67736233
>no grisbysdribs
Kys
>>67736343
here senpai
Can we talk about what's really wrong with Freo?
Did Hale, Guerra and Rock really fuck up their centre work that much that they've fallen this much? Surely McPharlin and Duffield retiring didn't have that much of an impact right? McPharlin maybe but one man does not a team make. Fyfe was saying as much as he could about the centre work being shit before going down with his leg but you can't blame injuries it was a shit show from the outset. The fuck happened?
who /mighty dees/ here?
>20 free kicks half way through the second
KEK, nice work umps
who /crows/ here?
>>67736287
>>67736304
>>67736323
>>67736349
>>67736370
>>67736394
>>67736407
>not even wearing the colours
Disgraceful.
iPhone posters are cancer.
who /cats/ here?
who /north/ here?
>>67736451
>go on /ck/
>hey guys! look at what I'm cooking
>20 4K phone camera pictures
>2.8MB each and still blurry
this triggers me
who /bombers/ here?
>>67736451
Anybody who posts on 4chan on their phone is a normie.
who /westcoastisbestcoast/ here?
>al...pacas!!
DONKA SHAYYYY, DARLIN' DONKA SHAAYYYY
kill all weebs
who /gaz/ here?
>>67736453
>burgundy colouring
>not /lions/
Pls stop
>>67736497
that gmilf is literally dripping in that ad
>Bantz'ing Lingy to death for the heater.
Pretty comfy 2bh
>guy throws it too short
>woman throws it too long
>western australian "people"
>>67736014
ay me too senpai
this is turning into some Benny Hill tier slapstick
>>67736540
thanks reddit
>>67736560
anytime
How do we fix Port??
>Self-important Richmond fan
Get fucked you cunt.
>>67736582
back to the SANFL kek
All the tradies here are now syrian, I can't really meme with you guys and am still on my goal on becoming a petroleum engineer [spoiler]or a banker[/spoiler[
>>67735794
As much a chemical engineer huh? nice.
>>67736394
Disgusted anime faggot couldn't even bother to match the colours, at least put Ryuko or some shit
t. not an animefag, just catches toonami now and then
>Richmond shitting all over Freo
YES.
Please let Saints get up next week. 0-10 the dream.
ITS BAZ
>>67736669
>williamhill had a market for freos first win
>$10 against essendon
why didnt i fucking do it
>>67736684
I hate how he always has saliva joining between his top and bottom lips.
>>67736707
it's schoolgirl poon m8
>no tigs anime
I mean, anime is degenerate, but I still wanted to see it...
>>67736586
Time to be absolute shit for a couple more decades Worst Australia.
3 in a ROW
>>67736764
Mate >we've been shit for decades already.
Don't take my anger at that fucking poof as a sign I think >we're a good team. That kind of shit should get you kicked out.
GWS premiers in 2016?
>>67736786
she's a big girl
Can Priddis go 2 in 3 years? He was on fire today.
>>67736764
A Richmond fan? I didn't think they existed in the wild kek.
>>67736823
>Worst Coast twice
keep it together you pathetic failure
Have >norf even played anyone whose in the top 8 yet? what in the fuck is going on with their draw
any you lads ever been to a brothel?
care to rate the experience?
>>67736834
Dude's clearly a WAutist, as if the gooktoon shit didn't already give it away.
>>67736823
can someone remind me why he even won the first one?
>>67736857
Yes I lost my virginity there
really makes you think.........
>>67736851
I think the Crows, and that's it.
>>67736857
Depends where you go and how much you're willing to pay mate. Established places like Langtrees and what not make it very easy on the client (You). Buy a few drinks, play some pool with a girl then fuck the one you've picked. Some "lower" tier places can be pretty good. My advice would be, if you're nervous only have a couple of drinks before hand they look down/won't service really sloshed cunts. Don't feel compelled to buy if you aren't happy. A niche place my cousin has been too is good, get the sluts out in a line for your viewing and buying pleasure.
>>67736873
>gooktoon
Laughed more than I expected m8 thanks.
>>67736904
Too bad no one cares what Abo's think
>>67736786
>Anime girl with cancer on her face
Poor form, mate. Poor form.
>>67736904
>aboriginal
>people
>Dawson gets paid 6 figures to exist
>Dawson gets paid 6 figures to have a holiday for hitting a cunt
>>67736890
how'd that go down?
i'm also a virgin and have completely given up hope of ever losing it the "normal" way
i'm 23
don't want a white cunt though, those worthless scum have rejected me my whole life and aren't getting a cent from me
>dawson
>>67736904
They're welcome to try and take back their land anytime.
>>67736904
based muscular straffo
>>67736960
What state are you in. If you don't want to answer I can tell you there are a few good places in Perth for non-whites, mostly asians. Namely Massage 365 on South St. Club 216 in Perth and that place in Bibra Lake on Kembla Drive I always forget
>>67736960
It's just how you imagine it. Find a girl you like, make some uncomfortable small talk and then go do it. I was 33 so you've still got 10 years on me
>>67736992
Club 316*
I had my first kiss at 20, lost my virginity at 21, got an azn gf at 22.
24 now.
>>67736992
How much do you know about the Adelaide scene?
>>67737028
Nothing mate, never been sorry.
>>67736992
i'm a brisfag and asian girls would be ideal
i feel asians would also be less judgmental and even if they were i wouldn't give a shit because they're asian
>>67737024
>azn
don't count, any white guy could get a chink gf. I crave validation from white girls. 21yo KV here tho
Just received word from an inside source that Andrew Gaff has sadly passed away
rip ;_;7
>>67737042
rip in piss
>>67737031
I would think you've got the pick of the litter in Brisbane with the Gold Coast being so close. You could easily have a quick google for places in the GC but if you're Brisbane city based I can't help you sorry. Maybe look for places near the Treasury Casino, they always want to have some good places near-by for casino patrons.
>>67737034
>don't count, any white guy could get a chink gf
this couldn't be further from the truth
while i may be a neet and rarely leave the house but on the rare occasions i do i notice asians seem to mostly stick to their own in both relationships and normal social circles
>>67737042
;_;
lloyd just doesn't give a fuck
>>67737060
Yep, a lot of Asian girl's parents are obsessed about their daughters getting a good boyfriend.
They hate manlets, poorfags, uneducated retards, losers and even most asian guys. They all desperately want their daughters to have mixed white babies.
>>67737068
Where did you meet the White girl?
>>67737093
I went to primary school with her.
I literally blew my load after 1 pump as well.
anyone ever fuck a black girl (not abo they aren't human)
they had some african girl on the news the other night who escaped from isis and she was qt as fuck
>tfw you will never rescue an african qt 3.14 from isis and have her become your loyal waifu and settle down with you in a rural village where you will raise a conservative christian family
>>67737114
>tfw lasted ages my first time because of all the porn I watched
When will Ross Lyon win a flag lads?
>>67737158
NEVER
E
V
E
R
>>67737131
I fucked an african prostitute once
>she had a warmer pussy than white girls
>>67737088
Lost my virginity to a qt3.14 viet girl who's parents were still in 'Nam. Was great.
any tips to get over performance anxiety?
i know they are a prostitute and i shouldn't give a shit but it'll be the first time a woman seeing me naked and i'm a bit autistic like that
>the literal shithole of Pissmantle
>>67737253
keep your clothes on
have some a few shots beforehand (not too many, you're aiming for a sustained buzz)
>>67737253
Be honest and tell them you're a virgin. They'll be accommodating
>>67737253
The more you think about it, the worse it'll get mate honestly. You psych yourself out when you have Erectile Dysfunction. I would honestly recommended telling her you're a virgin, a lot of girls (even whores) get off on "training" guys for sex. If you feel too scared maybe a story or excuse to justify your virginity but like >>67737288 said, they'll be accommodating.
HEAVE H0-9 unna.
>Your team
>Number of aexual partners (non-prossies)
Richmond
6
>Brisbane
>0
>>67737415
seconding this
>>67737409
St Kilda
0
Avoidant personality disorder and depression. I'm 23.
>>67737409
>Fremantle
>10
(I only really like 4 of them though)
>>67737409
>geelong
>1 (one)
>>67737409
Essendon
2
>>67737409
west coast
2
(10ish inc prossies)
>>67737433
i know that feel mate
the thing is i used to be really active as a kid, it wasn't untill around 13-14 when i really dropped off the social ladder and became a recluse and now i can't handle being around others
i've been trying exposure therapy but it hasn't been helping
>>67737434
>every girl that wants you is ordinary but not bad enough to not fuck them
>>67737523
Pretty much, after Number 5 (a relationship that went bad) I went on a hate fuck spree on Tinder and just wanted to get my dick wet regardless. I don't recommend it.
>>67737409
Crows
6
How long has he got left?
>>67737621
>2020
How's ur tipping?
4/6
picked hawks and lolgeelong
why has lyon not hung himself yet?
this has got to be the biggest downfall from minor premiers the history of the sport
>>67737708
They set the record for minor premiers to a terrible start after they went 0-6 or 0-7. I think his sister died a while back so he's not a stranger to actual pain. Most Freo fans (like myself) don't feel pain anymore. Until they actually raise a premiership cup my heartbeat won't change.
lmao pwnstar why did you put the C on nignat?
>>67736904
so why doesn't the fat cunt jarryd leave then
>>67737641
Ditto ;_;
>took the C off goldstein to put it on Gawn
>scores over 170
JUST
>>67737907
>had the C on gawn but took it off and put it on goldstein a few minutes before the game started
Last for the tigs
Last for Bombers to beat Saints.
Last for the dees to beat the loins
