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ninja'd by new thread so posting here
>playing at Santiago Bernabeu
>11 Championship-level players holding out the great Real Madrid for 70 minutes
>ref calls a penalty out of his arse
>it's another Penaldo picking out on shit teams match
>lose another goal in the injury time
>ref ends the match in the middle of a fucking one-on-one action
>tfw my team which has players who played in 6th tier as teens needs to be fucked by Mark fucking Clattenburg to lose against a top-notch team
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQZo2rsReEM
>Accidentally poured too much brandy into my coffee.
Post homegrown talent.
>>67726035
>tfw I've never bought an english player
The only English lads I have are from the own youth academy. I only buy imported
>>67726157
friendly reminder that the HG rule is a scam and does not help the national team of where the club is located
>>67726124
What game was that again?
>>67726035
pic
>>67726189
Club Manager 2016
>>67726197
Thanks
>>67726205
you're welcome
I actually have a question for you too, if I may?
>>67726225
That's a great pic. I love life
>>67726225
Always
>>67726234
>That's a great pic
thanks, feel free to save it. :)
>>67726243
movie night stream when?
>>67726261
Earliest i could would be next Friday/Saturday
What movis?
>>67726279
Not him but Saturday is CL final so I'd aim for Friday if I were you.
Would happily rewatch I Believe in Miracles desu
>buyern
>>67726279
Black Dynamite
Filth
The Lobster
Some random shitty footy film
>ask groundskeeper to make pitch as narrow as possible
>soon mfw watching wingers struggle on my abhorrently muddy and narrow lower league ground
>>67726279
so did we ever show Grenny BTTF?
>>67726341
Completely forgot about the CL on sat, Friday works for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MYdr8Fkah0
>>67726365
Streamed it
Top film, seen it recently
sounds weird
I Believe in Miracles????
>>67726383
Streamed it but not sure if Gren showed up
>>67726365
>The Lobster
>According to the rules of the City, single people are taken to the Hotel where they are given 45 days to find a partner. Those who fail are turned into an animal of their choice and released into the forest. Masturbation is banned but sexual stimulation by the hotel maid, without orgasm, is mandatory.
lolwut
>it's a several key players out with injury/suspension and get a red card in the first three minutes episode
Every time Miles.
>>67726462
It's a great movie. Very funny. From the Dogtooth director. Gave me lots of Kaufman vibes
>>67726365
>Buyern transfer 2016/17 golden boot winner Vietto the following season
>he's played 7 games in three years
>>67726483
Will you watch it with us Friday evening?
>>67726483
ye bruv. I was going to recommend Dogtooth for the stream but as it's in Greek I chose The Lobster instead desu.
>>67726512
I still remember it too vividly to rewatch it already. Could you postpone the event for a few years?
>>67726552
Not making any promises
>>67726516
And you?
>>67726035
inb4 >schalke
try to b spicy.
>>67726565
Of coursh!
>>67726591
>Ludovick Yvon Boumsong
GOAT name.
>>67726479
>its a get knocked out on the first round of the cup no matter how good a team you put out episode
thanks miles
>>67726602
Double the viewers from last time confirmed!
That formation actually looks somewhat decent, the CM might be better on defensive duty because otherwise it'll put too much pressure on the CWB and the DM to clean things up
I would legitimately consider this one of the best birthday presents I had ever gotten if somebody did this for me
Guess the score
all on the last day, desperate fucks desu this lad is stayin
>>67726680
Best Regen's name on whatever team's jersey they manage is also a good gift, talking about that, anyone close to Codicote?
>>67726652
He's pretty great. Originally French but they never called him up. Came from Cherbourg, who I'm doing a save with on 16 with him as manager.
>>67726591
>Gelsinkirchen
>Get mad at rival team always bidding 4 million for my prospects
>go to their squad and submit $4 million bids for every 3+ star player they own
Rate my youth intake
>>67726833
0/10 youth intake not present
>>67726845
They are the youth and I'm taking them in
>>67726858
That's what Dutroux said too
>>67726833
Great local talent m8
>>67726690
Whatever Tayyip tells them it is.
>>67726868
Over the line
>the city of manchester united
>>67726951
Apologies
>Brescia
how
>>67726969
Big money takeover
>goatvetic
>>67727073
I think your shit is broke senpai
>Arselel
>>67727073
>minus goals
BRAVO SI
>buy centre half for 7.5m at age 23
>has good succesful career
>about to turn 31
>plenty of other good younger centre halves in the squad that can take up the mantle
>receive a bid for £36m
>accept
"fans consider selling alex a particularly poor piece of business"
fans, when will they learn?
>>67726115
what's the goat colour attribute scheme lads
>>67727287
>Claret and blue
>>67727207
Its true to real life though, I remember when Saints sold a rapidly declining 32y/o Rickie Lambert to Liverpool for 4mill and thinking ti was a great piece of business while some fans were mad as fuck about it.
Think he has only scored like 4 goals in the 2 seasons since.
>>67727207
>Buy World XI LB
>Someone offers 35 mil for 26 year old former-LB
>Take it
>"Fans consider this sale to be an aberration"
Fans are retarded
>>67727308
Yep. He has also played more world cup football than Theo Walcott
>you now remember him scoring with his first touch for England
Was a lot of fun taking Cameroon u23s to the Olympics final, so I took the France u21 job since it was open. Might have a go at seeing if I can win a bunch of the youth tournaments. Anyone else tried doing something like this?
>>67727308
Yeah but 4m is peanuts for premier league teams. It's a nice bit of business sure but it's neglible for the money they make
Actually getting 36m pounds for a 30 year old centre half, fans should eat that up (knowing that younger players can just follow in his footsteps)
Think of all those Chelsea fans protesting for JT to get a new contract, even though he's completely past it. But would they be mad if he was sold on for 25m in this part of his career?
>shit backup goalie whining he doesn't get to play over first goalie that regularly gets called up to NT
I'm shaking lads. Thank you, based cheese.
>>67727386
Szczesny and Fabianski at Arsenal?
not sure if the IRL situation was accurate to what you described, but it always looked like a really shitty thing for the Polish NT to have two GKs from the same PL team
>>67727308
I didn't mind him leaving for Liverpool as much as I thought I would, to be honest. Shame he didn't score during the testimonial a few days ago.
>>67727386
I've given up on dedicated backup goalies.
If my primary GK gets injured, I'll loan one from elsewhere. If I can't, then it's time for a lucky youth prospect to step up.
>>67727466
My GK is a third goalie in NT, Szczęsny and some regen playing for HSV are above him in the hierarchy, what I meant is that a shit (half star) backup GK whose job is basically to warm up the bench is complaining that he I don't let him play because of him being worse than my first goalie.
>>67727491
I did that in tiers 2-4 when my primary GK was getting called up to u-19 and u-21 NTs, gave up on that after most of the matches ended with results like 4-3.
>My client really wants you to pay his agent a more substantial fee to accept this contract
>>67727376
There will always be "muh club legend" type fans though and 30 isn't crazy old, player should still have at least 2 prime years left in him at that age. Makes sense business wise but not surprising fans would get mad at that. They would still get mad at you if you did it when he was a bit older but they'd be a little more understanding.
>>67727538
i like to overpay on wage just so i can give those focking agents $0
>>67727554
I usually tell my players to fire their agent before re-opening contract talks
Literally that Toulouse manager
>>67727710
Do you guys heard about Dupraz's talk ? I thought nobody care about Ligue 1 outstide France
>>67727732
Oh yeah nobody cares about Ligue 1 mate.
Plenty of people heard about that pre-game talk though, saw it on reddit n that quite a bit
farewell goat
happy days lads, last season I was about 2 losses away from getting sacked and I gave them the emotional "I want to become a legend here la, let me stay"
>>67727732
I cared when it was a three team league. Now it's just PSGwinsLOL
Is there a "reject loan AND transfer offers" in fm 16? After so many years, im getting really fucking tired of this shit.
Also, this fuckers, every 2 weeks they come and ask for a new contract, i tell them to fuck off and they accept like a little bitch, probably because of my 19 discipline. 15 players that i have to monthly reject, just shut the fuck up for once fucking hell.
>>67727763
Jair the Bear.
>>67727779
Did you see the video where we can saw him during the game talking about one player on the bench and his left foot, saying he have something like an intuition ? The guy he talked about enter the field, free kick, he scores, no more relegation. This and the pre-game talk ...
Europa League it is then.
>team captain asks to be sold because "i need to win titles" despite sitting first in the league by 10 points
>refuse him passionately
>gets mad of course
>moved to reserves, stripped form capantancy
>entire team set to conspire against me
Guess this is what >mouyes last months at Chelsea felt like. Should I just fuck shit up and resign or should I try to get back on track? I've lost my first league game, two in a row at that, and they were both at home. Pls respond
>>67727939
That's something to be proud of, la
>>67727953
Resign. But only because your leadership was literally undermined by man children
>>67727939
You'd be in the last 16 if it weren't for the retarded way they rank teams that tie on points.
quick question before i approve a transfer
its mid march and im bout to sell a home grown player to mls and im on 8 home grown players right now. if i sell him will i have team registration problems for the rest of this campaign
>>67727918
https://amp.twimg.com/v/cf5a8e77-6f3d-463a-ac44-ec5d7158cc3b
"I don't know why, I'm thinking about Bodiger, with his left feet. I don't know why but I have this idea in my head"
Ten minutes latter, they win thanks to Bodiger's free kick
>>67727982
No because empty spaces count as a HG player so although you lose a HG player you gain an empty space
>>67728005
ta la
>>67727954
Thanks
>>67727976
Yeah, but I want to win every possible trophy, I won everything in Poland already and it's certainly much easier to win EL than CL. Not that I'm going to win this season, but ohwell.
>>67727966
Hold the phone, >we just came back from 1-0 at HT to win 3-1 in a cup game, with the back up striker filling in for that bitch nigga ex-captain scoring twice. The way the entire screen turned green after I passionately told them I was proud of them for coming back I actually felt a little real life emotion running through me. Am I losing the plot?
Literally free money
>>67727976
>m-muh GD
>Porto or Astra Krotoszyn will play either PSV or Gladbach in the UEFA Europa League Second Knockout Round
Quarterfinal confirmed lads
>>67728028
Fair enough.
>>67728055
You know, I never thought about it like that. Thanks for convincing me otherwise.
>>67728055
I've always been torn on whether GD or H2H was fairer.
I guess it should be H2H so the slightly better team goes through but I can see how GD makes some sense but its a bit American to be "Dey scored more goals so dey were more exciting and thus better"
>>67728123
GD works for a league
in a group stage, however, it seems translate in "welp, you got rekt by team 0-3 twice, but you statpadded against Zilina 7-0, so clearly you're the superior team"
>>67728176
>>67728123
Fair points, but Home/Away advantage isn't big enough to be so rewarding.
away goals is the most bullshit when both teams are in all aspects equally matched
>>67728176
Why do you bully Zilina like that ?
>>67728264
subconscious mixture of you mentioning Slovekia and Maribor not into CL
>>67728123
Americans hate GD. It plays into the whole "Team A beats Team C and Team B advances
>>67728296
It's okay then
yes lads, got promoted to the norwegian premier division
time to get battered by molde
>>67728357
check to see if their youth [team] have a [training] camp organised on an island somewhere
you know the rest
>>67728323
this
It was a complaint throughout the groups last WC when the scenarios of "if Ghana beat Portugal by 3 and Germany beat America by 2 then..." came up
Americans prefer H2H almost unanimously in my experience
is hitting the woodwork a "feature" this year?
>>67728691
No, it doesn't even try anymore
Cool.
>>67728909
how u get the offside lines? pretty cool
A lot of bullshit in this match. Pretty entertaining though.
>>67729006
In Match settings, put replays as goal action.
seeing as there is no thread music
I dedicate this video as the thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uDJVUmgqAc
Juventus are the hardest team to beat in this game. I mean, it's always been difficult, but this year it's fucking ridiculous
I can beat barca, real, livermeme in full flow, City, Bayern PSG but not juve
I just thought, imagine football manager in 10 years. The way VR is going right now we could be actually conducting our team talks to a bunch of shitty looking regens in an actual room rather than this spreadsheet shit
>>67729344
Here's hoping hololens actually delivers so I can project a pitch to my dinner table and yell at dots.
What should my match prep be if I'm trying to play possession based tactics? Right now I got it on Match tactics, but it doesn't seem to do much either way and I'm too scared to change it incase I fuck everything up.
>>67729422
Waiting to project it on my floor and yell at crude polygons kicking a d20 around while people around me call for help
>>67729344
>Crying into a VR headset when your GOAT poacher tells you after 24 seasons he's going to retire
no thank you
>>67729545
Just get them some hololens, they'd understand.
Also, time to get absolutely destroyed.
>>67729773
You'll be fine. Probably.
>>67729798
I'm not so sure now.
>>67729936
CONTAIN
>>67729936
Ahahahha.
Have him killed.
>>67729936
Don't pussy out. Keep attacking
>>67729988
>>67730007
>>67730015
THIS DOES NOT SLIP.
>>67730127
THIS RETARD MISSED A PENALTY, FUCK.
>>67730127
>>67730213
>[Slipping Intensifies]
It's over.
Vinicius should start packing his things.
>>67730365
You get your left foot stuck in
He throws his left arm out
In out, in out
The ref reduces your player count
You do the chokey cokey
And they've turned the tie around
Thats what its all about
>throw in in the attacking third late in the match
>they dispossess and go on the counter
>only the 2 CBs in defense and no real sense of urgency from anyone else
>the centerbacks do a shitty job of marking regardless
>they score the 83rd minute winner
predictable tbqh
>1st in the BPL
>my star striker and my star AMC got the news that Newcastle want them
>'lol fuck you'
>we want to go there because we are ambitious
>Newcastle is 16th in the league with the points tied in the relegation spots
I offered them a wage rise and they don't want it
what the actual FUCK do they want they're going to cost me the title with their -now- abysmal morale
>>67730365
>11 yellow cards
>3 red cards
it's like poetry
let the pre-season injuries begin
>>67731038
Heisann :) gp?
North America's Champions' League is amazing
>>67731269
Its the half hour mark and one of my forwards has a hat trick and an assist, do I take him off at the half or just let him statpad?
16 games in
3 losses
6th in the league
#JustConferencePremierThings
i am so mad
>>67731379
mad's an argie though
>>67731379
This is true, unfiltered suffering.
If there is a God and there is hell, this is it. Replaying matches like this for all of eternity, hopelessly trodding down the path of futility
>>67731379
>parking the bus
>never getting booked
>#onlyaithings
>Leave Jamaica to me
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fuck sake.
>>67731938
>35% of next sale
Even if they had made a reasonable negotiating offer that's still such a rip off.
blooming heck
>cross-in from dead angle comes off the bar and in
>somehow that's not breaking every law in physics ever
MIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEES
>>67732063
But holy shit if I took this job I could buy him and then some.
Wage budget is making me hnnnnnnnnng
>it's a loan guy you offer a full contract to gets greedy episode
Go back to your old club then. Aren't you guys in the relegation zone now? Have fun!
>>67732576
This job, I mean.
>>67732624
Just buy him straight 50 mil, if they say no they're fucked.
Well this was a fucking ride.
Sobered up a bit lads. Shame it's 7AM
>>67728357
5/5 friendly wins
2/2 wins in the league
realistically who can stop us?
>>67733662
>who can stop us?
the ME
>>67733662
literally the rest of the teams in the league
>>67733662
Your striker blowing out literally every joint in his body
>butters
now my GK wants to go to Newcastle what the fuck is it with everyone in Southampton wanting to go to the club that's 18th in the BPL
>we would like to increase the transfer budget but we cannot jeopardise the finances of the club
PLLLEEEAAASE
>best striker wants to leave
>loan him out for £600k before the CL season starts
>can use him in the CL qualifiers
>sell him if he still wants to leave after that
flawless plan desu
>>67728123
Except Americans typically hate the concept of running up the score and consider it to be tacky and poor sportsmanship.
In the NFL (the most "American" of all sports), total net points is literally TENTH in order of tiebreakers, shortly before the twelfth tiebreaker which is literally a fucking coin flip.
Americans will do virtually anything before GD because GD rewards running up the score. Which Americans view as gaudy.
;_;
>trying to sign a star player for a new team I'm managing
>his agent is being a total cunt
>check his profile
>his ONLY other client is a player at my old club who I kept telling to go fuck himself
Aces.
>>67734371
Aww, De Gea being a total bro too.
it's a prank bro
>>67733662
>I consider friendlies to be an accurate representation of team strength
i've_gone_through_so_many_psychiatric_syndromes_where_euphoria_was_a_symptom_that_it's_not_even_funny_to_me_anymore.zidane's euphoric dog.jpg
>only a 700k transfer loss for the season
>vastly improved my squad
nice
>>67734855
>(FRO)
>Tavria
post pls
>>67726690
I went to sleep and forgot to post it
>>67726909
wew lade
>>67734894
>stadium:mk
a loss like that would make one feel like Unnerstalling the game
>>67734884
Looked a lot better when I signed him aged 16 but couldn't join until he was 18
>>67734925
This guy's just a hot meme. He's good for the irish premiership and i got him for free as a meme, so I will eventually just loan him out and see if he develops to be a good enough backup for me.
>>67734934
he looks like some amalgamation of ragecomic characters desu senpai
that last name is also a meemay
>>67734925
NON-EXISTENT
>that hair
>18
How the fuck do I deal with teams parking the bus on me? Managing a shitty league like this is boring if I'm gonna be winning my games 2-1 and 1-0 all the time when my squad can beat European teams 6-0.
>>67728403
savage
>>67734096
O H B A B Y
H
B
A
B
Y
>>67735248
HOW THE FUCK DO I SCORE
>>67735427
>>67735248
Always play wide against a set defense. Try setting one of your playmakers to a deeper role, like DLP or Regista so you can pin the defense back and lob the occasional Drinkwateresque ball into the box.
>>67735451
this is my tactic
I'm absolutely stacked in midfield
How do I make 4-5-1 narrow work wide?
>>67735470
This is almost exactly what I play now. I would always go with attacking wing backs over support in a narrow formation, especially since you have two holding mids already. I wouldn't play 3 playmakers as well. No one's making a run from deep, it's everyone feeding the AF. I think it should be the opposite; the striker should be coming deeper to feed the AMs.
I might try a Treq now desu.
>>67735512
>FM15
ok but will it work on 16
i've never had problems with the opposition parking the bus on me before.
>>67735523
I'm just talking football m8.
>>67735571
well then
>dem WBa ratings
>>67735631
>(Reluctant) I have nothing specific to mention right now.
It's like you want your players to feel shit about finally scoring goals.
>>67735767
This, always use passionate when you win 3 goals ahead
>>67735767
i set my assman to do it. what a twat. I need a new one desu.
Good morning
Who else /MarcoVerrattiandNottsCountycheese/ here?
May I present to you; Slaven Bilic's England!
>ask for an affiliate club overseas
>board says my performance hasn't been good enough to make requests
>I had literally just won the Premier League, the FA Cup and the Carling Cup as AFC Wimbledon
fm16 bugs lel
A decent enough showing against the best team in the league that isn't me but I'd really like to do better.
>Argies in charge of penalties
>Missi
how do I say this name?
lads I just picked up this indo on trial. Should I sign him? Does he look like he might have potential?
>>67736401
What? Do you want him to Allahu Ikbal your entire team?
Of course you shouldn't sign him.
>>67736459
that's honestly the single worst name pun I've read in my 3 years of /trb/
>>67736371
https://youtu.be/BqnFnWSYzaQ?t=1m4s
>>67736459
that was awful, try again
>>67736864
>try again
Don't encourage it.
>>67736401
he's fucking class for his age (if all his shrouded attributes are around the average level), he looks very complete/solid overall, too good for his age.
but who am I kidding, your scouts are probably way overrating him and he'll get the worst possible attribute in almost every category and then he'll be shit tier.
>>67736864
Sorry, I'm not as good at the 'art' of name puns yet.
>>67736937
that was better.
>>67733053
>Bayern Milwaukee
What kind of attendance do you want, senpai?
>And now his watch is ended.
>>67737371
just fuck my match day income up
what's the best tactic?
>>67737471
the one that consistently wins
>>67737471
rigid counter 4-4-FUCKING2
>>67737481
i actually can't believe you ripped off my tactical genius
>>67737471
7-3-0 with contain
>>67737487
I made that tactic about 6 months ago "mate"
>>67737507
do the quote marks mean you want to mate with Macca?
>>67737519
what?
>>67737471
Depends on the game
Narrow attacking formations in FM 15 that uses through balls and CWBa
4-1-4-1 defensive with attacking mentalities all over th e pitch in FM16
>>67737540
>>67737519
amusing post
>tfw people don't even recognize matty
>>67737558
>it's a tripfags make cliquey "jokes" thread
>>67737576
I'd understand if it was about any other tripfag, but you've got to know who macca is. He's the one who won two stars for /sp/.
>>67737603
why didn't you do the same?
>>67737576
i don't even tripfag
>>67737620
Because I'm unironically one of the worst managers the cup has ever seen. I was good in one patch of one iteration of the game, that's it.
>>67737620
Managing is hard work and RNG
>no Dybala in Copa squad
wew
>FM in the morning
>lunch and then an afternoon nap
>wake up and watch FAC up Final
>shitpost at whichever team loses for a bit
>then back to /trb/ and FM
r8 my Saturday
>>67737603
>two
>>67737749
They'll be fucked with just Messi (26 goals 16 assists), Higuain (36 goals), Sergio Aguero (24 goals) and Di Maria (10 goals, 18 assists)
(I do think Dybala deserved a callup over Lavezzi)
donaldson is literally carrying me
>>67737918
>(I do think Dybala deserved a callup over Lavezzi)
that's more what i was getting at.
While we're on the topic of Copa America.
Suarez tempting.
>Altidore 50/1
kek
>>67738167
Actually Brazil will statpad against Haiti and still go deep, might have a go on one of their lads
>>67738167
>hamez that low
After """"tough""""" competition from QPR, Sheffield, Newport, Reading and Brighton. I face Blackburn and if I push forward, Jews or the Muslims.
Odds of being the 3rd non top div team to win the league cup?
>Dinamo Moscow relegated
lel
>>67738764
Surely Chris Samba finally leaves Russia for good now
>>67738833
would be completely unsurprised if that happened.
Niggers
#VoteEmil https://twitter.com/jakeharness13/status/733704680933588992
>Rangers
>>67741996
>when Chillwave rolls Hillsbruh digits
Hm, my current DM and his replacement are both Croatian, I wonder what this means
>>67742383
an insurrection is on your hands.
the FA Cup final is trying entirely too hard to be the Superbowl, and it needs to stop.
>>67742600
It really is, shitty 'urban' music and the spastic society being allowed to sign Abide with Me.
>>67742825
just kick the ball around the try to put it in the net already.
i fear for what next year's Superbowl act will be.
>>67742867
Well Abide with Me and the national anthem have to be sung
what an absolute horror show, no wonder the FA Cup is a joke.
Guess the score
The red card was in the 30th minute
>Man United breaking out the FM16 cheese
>Literal superbowl opener
Why does England love dank memes so much?
>No Depay for United
Is he injured or something?
>>67743346
No he's just shit
>>67743346
Left out the squad
Is Fellaini even Belgian anymore? He seems to be lacking in meme power
>>67743432
he's slowly becoming his own nation-state of "thrown elbows"
>>67743373
>>67743361
When did he last play anyway?
>spending £30m on Dutch shit
>>67743468
Subbed on when they played Bournemouth.
>Clattenburg
>MLS refereeing
Oh wait
jesus that was atrocious.
>tfw absolute shite intake
>This is the ref for the CL final.
Chilly are you going to any Copa games?
>Smalling being absolutely destroyed in a 1-on-1 with Wickham
>Hennesey starts for Palace in FA Cup final
Always liked him since 12 because I manage Wolves. Happy to see him succeeding in the real world.
>>67743687
i'm trying to go to the USA x Paraguay match in Philly on June 11 as it's really the only one i have a shot at going to, unless i feel like driving up to Boston the next day to go watch Brazil x Peru (tempting), or up to just outside NYC for the Ecuador x Haiti match (not feeling that one though)
This shit show is MLS-quality
It's actually pretty funny. especially when everyone was hyping this game.
>>67743938
shitttttttt. my best friend floated the idea a minute ago and i was noncommittal because i have to travel the next weekend for family reasons, and the week after fly off to Europe for a couple of weeks.
>Marshall
>the refereeing of Man Chesterburg
>>67744230
What? He got that one right
How do I use a trequirstar as striker
>Mark Clatteringburg
>>67744293
Need wide poachers.
>clattenburg
>this man has the CL final
Would love to see real complaining if he stopped them a couple of times
Again.
>>67743663
Bring back Howard Webb
>>67737861
then Coppa Italia or DFB Cup?
>>67743653
I never saw this one,its always atleast one guy with 3+ star
>>67744466
>choosing DFB-Pokal final instead of Frankfurt-Nurnberg
How do we fix this shit FAC up final?
>>67744624
make it less Superbowl
put a fan in every seat, no businessmen that only go as a status symbol because they're wealthy
>2 red cards
>4 injuries
>1 game
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS MILES
Why can't I give players a 00 jersey?
>>67744824
you can
give them the 8 shirt and make them wear it sideways
>>67744824
why would you want to?
If Palace win, I'll take this job.
Nice attendance
>>67744990
I have a star prospect and 3 is taken, want to give him a special number
>>67745091
Give him 99 like every other club
>>67745048
The corporate seats at Wembley are disgusting
>>67741149
Thank you brothers
>>67744343
Hey mate sorry for the late reply, i mean do I play possession or can I counter attack with a tre and wide poachers
>>67745251
If you play a running midfield, go counter, if you play supporting/playmaking mids, play possession with either Raums or Inside forwards
>Fellaini almost scoring with his feet.
Not allowed to do that m8.
>>67745251
do you have technical or physical midfielders
is your treq a big lad or a fast lad
can your wide players also dribble and cross or are they limited to getting on the end of a pass for a cutting run
>>67743265
0-2
>Marcos Red
>Plays for the Red Devils
>>67745296
>>67745412
So I guess the point is that tre can play in any strategy, I should be building around my CM ability, which I think is technical(although their passing has been atrocious)
>Palace going hard tackling
Nice
EL Y EL
PUNCHEON
Based Pards
DE GEA!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL
>Chris Smalling
>6'4
Also
>De Gay
P A L A C E
A
R
D
E
W
>Van Laal
HA HA HA
>Man Yoo
>the city of manchester united
Wonderful that from Rooney tbqh
O-oh
Both of these teams really need to learn how to press.
>letting Wayne Rooney's fat ass literally roll through your defense like that
abso disgusto
>The Palace of Crystal
>This game is going to Benuldies
>The city of Resident Sleepers
>>67744624
That's done it
>>67745988
>>67746264
>Chillwave in charge of learning that scoring the first goal doesn't mean automatic win
imagine being a Manure fan
jesus christ what an awful club
Fellaini is the Maradona of chest control
Somebody fucking score, I don't want this going to extra time
>>67746330
He should have learnt it wednesday
>>67746449
Oh no, we're going for a never-ending ride with exciting penalty kicks at the end
>shit match
>Go get food
>1-1
Fuck sake.
>zaha
That's why United sold him
>>67746577
because he'd make an air-shot in the FA Cup Final for Crystal Palace?
>>67746577
Why did they buy him?
>>67746577
To be fair, If Ferguson stayed for at least 2 more seasons in United, I could see Zaha becoming a good winger in the future.
Ferguson know how to mold kids like him after all.
This is going to go to penalties
How does this kid look (no haircut replies please)? Any attr he should have more of?
>>67747121
Hair isn't bad, but he needs to get rid of those sideburns
>>67747121
I can't find his height anywhere
>>67747121
For a defender he's ok, I'd never put him in CM
>>67747121
Concentrations could be higher, as with tackling and his height but he's not bad.
>>67747465
190cm
>implying it matters
>>67747512
Okay he's pretty good then. Play him solely as limited defender and get him tutored to up those mentals
>Smalling
Does this mean Smalling will miss the next match?
>MICHAEL SMALLING
>>67747605
>that look on his face trying to say 'didn't do anything!'
>going for the ball rather than staying in front
>as the half is running out
advanced fucktard
I'm finally finished with Meme-Score Bingo
Ribery literally put his finger into Castro's eye. This is violent assault. Fucking hell, we get refballed in literally every cup final, and Ribery almost always plays a part. He literally punched one of our players in the fucking CL final and did not get sent off. When will this ugly pedophile be sent off? Jesus Christ.
Of course it was only a yellow, and Castro got a yellow as well for shielding the ball off so that we would get the throw in. He probably got the yellow card for not reacting at all like the cuck he is, the ref was probably disappointed in how a German player bends down to a muslim immigrant.
>2 of the 3 teams to have a man sent off have won the final
Interesting
I fucking hate scripted cup bullshit
not talking about the FA cup
>pardiola
>>67747945
And now United is the 3rd out of 4.
HEARTBREAK
>>67748032
The only team not to manage it? Man City
Don't fuck this up CP
Please, score a 120+2 and win in the penalty shootout. We already know how atrocious United are with those, does anybody remember the League Cup semi final against whoever?
yfw this means Lingard is guaranteed to be in the England squad for all of Euro 2016
What's going on in Pardeux mind right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>67748125
United fans won't stop talking about this all week long then.
>>67748158
They said United and palace have lost their last 7 shootouts combined
Is this lingard guy in the england squad?
>>67748186
Is he even in the provisional squad?
>high ball coming to a player in kilometres of space
>he heads it halfway up the pitch for no reason
Lingaard > Rashford
time to make some changes, Woy.
>>67748213
>>67748218
he is now ;^)
>>67748250
every time
>David de Ded
>Jedinak taking a ball to the face
take that you memebeard growing fuck
Pardew must be the unluckiest manager. 3 fa cup finals, lost on replay, penalties and extra time
Do British women look like this? I thought they were all ugly.
>Puncheon slipping
>>67748537
most are ugly
they have a few remnants from the scandinavians invading and raping them that are attractive
>>67748537
shame she didn't turn to the camera
Anyone playing fm16 on zenbook ux501vw?
How should I except fm to run on it?
That was, without a doubt, the worst soccer match I have ever seen. Fucking shit England.
>>67748664
will run great.
it's a new expensive machine, what do you expect
jesus carra
>>67748710
MUH BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD
>>67748710
Really? Not even the worst I've seen this season
>>67748710
Because you were watching football, not "soccer", dickhead.
Is Louis the greatest manager of all time?
>>67748664
why don't you tell me what your cpu and gpu are so I actually know how shit your prebuilt laptop is
>>67748992
TEN MORE YEARS
TEN MORE YEARS
TEN MORE YEARS
TEN MORE YEARS
>>67748992
Yes
>>67748710
>He didn't watch Aston Villa 0-0 Newcastle
Is it wrong that I'm hoping this is just enough to save LVG's job, if only for the banter?
Should I be rooting for him to crash and burn? Or is better to watch him drag MU down to Liverpool levels of irrelevance?
>>67749057
>implying that was a football match
>implying that wasn't hell on earth
>>67749150
>Is it wrong that I'm hoping this is just enough to save LVG's job, if only for the banter?
no, i'm doing the same.
>Should I be rooting for him to crash and burn?
yes as well.
>Or is better to watch him drag MU down to Liverpool levels of irrelevance?
one of them is going to do it, it'll just happen faster with van Gaal than the requisite 3 years for Mou.
michael mcintyre hype lads!
>Lewa
lmaoooooo
>>67749340
STOP CALLING LEWY "LEWA" REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67749372
i'm lazy rn 2bh
Time to watch NYC and the Red Bulls be marginally worse than the FA Cup final.
>>67749057
>Two relegated sides proving why they should be relegated
>vs two midtable """""Premier""""" league teams, One of them """""Giants""""" Manchester United, slurping semen for 120 minutes.
FA Cup was worse based on time desu
>>67749150
On the one hand we get to laugh at more United incompetence
On the other hand we don't get to see the fun pep v mou mind games
Due to FFP and the AI's complete inability to squad build (spending £40 million on someone, never playing him and then selling him a season later for £5 million) most big teams have ran themselves into the ground financially after about 10 seasons into the game. If I use FMRTE to give big teams more money and make the game harder will this fuck up the "Football Manager Economy" or is the game not advanced enough for that?
>>67749488
>Palace
>midtable
>United
>Not playing boring football
Pick one from each group of two
>>67749057
The Manchester derby was so bad it sent me to sleep this season
>>67749603
This. Decided to go to bed while watching it.
>>67749533
I asked Miles why the AI was so dumb in terms of making transfers once, he first ignored me for a long time and then just said "dude, just play in the lower leagues for a harder challenge lmao". This game is made for casuals.
https://twitter.com/wrongsideofpond/status/734092952847458304
ayy
>>67749702
a rivalry with weeks of history
dubs picks who i manage in the year 2030 (top 5 leagues loaded in europe down to 4th division in england and 2nd division in most of the other ones)
also kill me, i made a 20 min video mockup of PTI for haxball:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhjMjFox2hk
>>67749748
"Rivalry" in American means "Marketing device used by sports media"
>>67749372
can I call him levan
>>67749702
Fucking Americans
>>67749775
Pompey
>>67749775
TSV 1860 München
>>67749815
But he is Polish, not Bulgarian
>>67749856
>56
THANK YOU BASED DIGITS GODS
being pompey would be death lol
>>67749800
eh, the Steelers and Ravens have a rivalry, and to a certain extent with the Bengals too.
the only real rivalries are on the west coast, the hipster derby (portland/seattle) and the california classico since nor cal/so cal have always had a rivalry
muh water
>>67749938
The league is 20 years old, there is literally no rivalries whatsoever.
Remember El Home Depot Superclassico?
>>67749983
that was actual coroporate shit
norcal socal has a rivalry with history across several sports, its culturally relevant, and its been competitive with the teams trying for titles and such
>Auba
>>67749775
bump
toss club
also this is originally suribros save, anyone want caps from the far future?
>>67749938
bills dolphins?
albeit >we've both been terrible for 15 years now.
and yankees/red sox is decent enough
>>67750292
yeah yankees red sox is legitimate
>>67749702
>rivalry week
Jesus fuck, at least the teams don't give a crud about what people say
>>67749911
The problem is that sports media doesn't actually know what "rivalry" is. I remember reading some Bill Simmons article (pathetic shitfucker that he is) about how Chicago-Green Bay isn't a rivalry because they weren't consistently winning championships.
There are too many manlet zionists in American sports media who are obsessed with winners because they spent their awkward teenage years fantasizing that Chad Thundercock the football captain would pound their tiny asshole into oblivion.
Most American sports writers are baffled by local sports rivalry because they're incapable of understanding local team loyalty.
odds all 4 finals go to extra time?
>>67750355
>>67750292
All of these are over 50 years old. MLS just turned 20
>>67750411
>There are too many manlet zionists in American sports media who are obsessed with winners because they spent their awkward teenage years fantasizing that Chad Thundercock the football captain would pound their tiny asshole into oblivion.
Couldn't have said it better myself
GUYS! GUYS!
http://bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36351371
>>67750503
>van Laal
>>67750445
i was only responding to him saying there were only rivalries on the west coast, which isn't quite true.
>>67750411
>incapable of understanding local team loyalty
Hard for owners to understand it when they can just up and move the team anyway
>>67750503
that's it, Jorge Mendes finally has control of a club.
>>67750411
Isn't that because Yank sports teams can just uproot and fuck off across the country if their billionaire owners can't extort enough money from local taxpayers?
>>67750503
fuck sake
>>67750503
I am struggling to imagine the kind of working relationship he and Rooney are going to have.
>>67750663
Isn't he a big Rooney fan boy?
>>67750560
>>67750608
Certainly doesn't help.
At least you Bongs had the taste and decency to eternally scorn MK Dons for it.
That being said, it's only a matter of time before these new money Asians buying up clubs left and right try the same shit.
>>67750734
>Aston villa's new owners try to move them to Manchester to be marketed better in Asia
>>67750583
He already has Valencia in his back pocket though
>>67750793
>fail to do so
>Birmingham pissed and won't take them back
>have to move to Kent
Phil's wishes come true
>>67750734
I think our country is small enough that most owners realise it isn't worth upsetting existing fans and neutrals to move the club at most 200 miles especially since the major cities already have a minimum of two big teams each
>>67750503
Oh fuck off
>>67750503
>Man Utd fans demanding Mourinho whilst simultaneously chanting "attack, attack, attack"
>>67749775
Morecambe
>>67750131
How about the Argentinean league past winners
>>67750846
>most major cities
Only 4 major cities do, along with 3 not that major cities
>>67750503
>We will get to see if Giggs will quit to try and make it on his own or if he will do exactly what he does in every single FM save and patiently wait for all eternity as Man U's assman and never actually get to be a manager
At least that is something
Ref's lost plot of the Red Bulls NYCFC game. It's ugly.
>>67750846
>Corrput Chinese construction magnate buys Blackpool
>renames team Beeatles F.C.
>moves team to shitty industrial park in Liverpool
>sells 3x naming rights
>team now plays at Tesco Field at Pepsi Amphitheater Complex presented by PopCap
>sells Beeatlemania! merch to commerce-hungry Chinese middle class
Welcome to the Abyss
>>67750963
Don't we only have four major cities?
Holy fucking shit. The madman did it again.
>Caruso Lombardi is an expert at saving teams from getting relegated.
>He just did it again with Sarmiento de Junín.
>It's the 7th team he's saved.
>Argentinos Juniors got relegated instead ( a team he had previously saved).
>>67751148
>corrupt magnate owning Blackpool
so nothing new?
>>67751215
Yeah pretty much.
Even if you throw in some shit like Sheffield you'd stand no chance of tearing more than a handful of people away from United/Wednesday even if you were an EPL team
>>67751215
>Don't we only have four major cities?
no, you only have one: London.
>>67751251
what would happen if he went up against Big Sam?
>>67751251
Is he the black Big Sam?
>>67751321
i would argue liverpool and manchester as well
>>67751284
I swear I haven't heard any hijinks from them for 6-9 months, need ridiculous tier drama to step up and keep me interested in them.
>>67751359
isn't Birmingham the second biggest city in England?
>>67751307
Even in the bigger cities like Leeds or Newcastle, you'd never get any support for a new team
>>67751321
>it's only a major city if it's owned by Arab oil barons and Russian oligarchs
>>67751379
>6-9 months
Can't remember when it was but they've sued at least two supporters for things they've posted online
>shitty
>The manchester derby and united/arsenal matches next season
>>67751470
Yeah think that was the beginning of the season or maybe closer to Christmas. Think that was the last thing I heard.
>>67751359
both of which are smaller than Glasgow and Birmingham
>>67751638
>Glasgow
>England
Friend pls
>>67751683
our country is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland friend
>literally have to reinstall 4ChanX because it acts up
>this boring German Cup final
Bloody hell.
>This USMNT lineup for the CA
Well it's not coming home this year lads.
>>67751765
Why do people still use 4ChanX? 4chan has its own settings thing nowadays.
>>67751732
I think it is implied that no rich investor is going to take a non-English side and move them and similarly they would be smart enough to recognise moving an English side outside of England would not work so realistically we are only talking English clubs moving within England.
>>67751842
how buttrammed would the Old Firm fans be if an english club was moved to Glasgow?
>>67751815
It's just awful
>>67751831
4chanX still has more options and rarely causes me trouble so for the 20 seconds it took me to install it and further 60 seconds it too kme to set it up how I like it I'd say it was worthwhile considering the absurd amount of hours I spend on here.
>>67751907
I don't think they'd care
>>67751939
>considering the absurd amount of hours I spend on here
don't remind me.
>>67751907
>they make Berwick the top club in scotland
>>67751907
There is no old firm lad
>>67751994
>implying it wouldn't finally unite Celtic and Rangers in hatred of something else
It might be worth it desu
BENULDYS
>>67751907
There would be a phalanx of stanley knives the likes of which the world has never seen.
>>67751831
because 4chan by default doesn't do this
>>67751907
wouldn't it (from an investors standpoint) make more sense for the old firm to move into the English Leagues?
>>67752059
but Rangers fans see themselves as British, it's just the pseudo-Irishmen that would throw a shit fit
>>67752137
>wouldn't it (from an investors standpoint) make more sense for the old firm to move into the English Leagues?
Yes and has been suggested many times over about the last 10-15 years.
They had a vote on it about 8 years or so ago and they got rejected but people are saying now Rangers are back in the SPL and the FA are looking to create a new League and thus add 8 teams to the English League in 2019 then they may well try again then.
Has Dortmund's keeper been told you're meant to stay on the line?
>>67752383
He's been watching The Villages SC
>>67752383
>implying rules matter
magic of the cup la
not sure if there's anyone cooler on the planet than Thomas Müller.
>>67752553
Balotelli bruv
fuckin legend
>4-0
>This rout.
I'm dying inside lads
>league and cup double in germany
>been done 4 times in 5 years
It's absolutely worthless
>>67752588
no i mean in execution of his position. i'm not talking about whatever the fuck Balotelli does.
>>67752553
Balotelli
>>67752601
fucken dumpster fire man.
>>67752601
But is it more interesting than the FA Cup final?
>>67752818
It wouldn't be bad if this wasn't called by Alexi fucking Lalas.
>>67752878
when does NYCFC's new stadium finish being built?
>>67752878
holy fucking kek and now it's 5-0 from the substitute
>>67752998
I know. At this point I'm watching because they subbed on Jack Harrison.
What a surprise, the eternal chokers did it again.
Fucking losers. We are the loser mentality, we are the loser smell. We are the eternal cucks. Of course our center backs have to take pens because Mkhitaryan, le afraid of big games man, has no balls to take the pen.
We did it again, we lost another final. We were afraid of playing football for 120 minutes. All our players ever considered at any point in this game was how they could lose the game with one mistake. All we think about how we could lose. No player plays proactive football, trying to win it. All scared pussy bitches.
Eternal 2nd place faggots. Happy holiday, I bet you'll comfort yourselves by the fact that you have an excuse (Ribery shouldve gotten a pen). Our players are literally happy about the fact that they didnt get slaughtered and that they put up a fight against the Bayern, and most of them are happy that they were not the one to lose us the game.
And people are still asking me if I'm not mad that Hummels is leaving for Bayern. I'm not. I'm mad that he still plays for us with his perennial ability to lose big games.
Reus, just fuck off already. You're fucking dogshit. You have the technical ability of Kevin Großkreutz. You are the worst choker of them all. Whenever there is a hint of an important game you completely fail and fuck up everything. Every single one of your touches, every isngle pass you played today was fucking shit. fuck off. I dont want a player with such shit hiddens on our team. What did he ever do to earn 200k a week?
Mkhitaryan bullied all the small teams like Odds BK (literally who?) or relegation sides from the Bundesliga, only to vanish in LITERALLY EVERY BIG GAME. This fucking cunt did not even have the fucking balls to score a fucking pen. He was absolutely horseshit for two years, had a meme season, and now doesnt extend his contract. Reus and Mkhitaryan are literally poisoning us in every important match.
Aubameyang, you can fuck off too.
>>67753051
>wii
>hour
>Team losing hard
>Vieira subs on Lampard
Fuck it, I'm with you ride or die Patrick. Give Lamps some garbage time..
>>67753051
>>67753749
Me rn.
>Man U bringing in Mou
>Man City bringing in Pep
>Chelsea bringing in Conte
>Liverpool having Klopp
Meanwhile arsenal are just sat there
FUCKING SUB ON THE OTHER KEEPER ALREADY
Leicester stole all the underdog magic, tbf
>>67753993
they don't give a shit about trophies as long as they keep up that saint idiotic name day tradition
hat and profits :o)
>>67753993
waiting for Wonga to die.
>>67753051
Start supporting TSV Turkspor then, la
7 (SEVEN) - 0
>>67754137
I dont support pro football, its just a money making scheme, exploiting our muh feelings.
All I'm doing at this point is being extremely bitter about soccer in general, and I'm doing my best to try and rile up Dortmund customers that still havent realized that Reus, Mkhitaryan etc are bottlers and that they are wasting their money for literally nothing
>>67754194
Do their fans give a crud?
>>67754246
I do ;_;
>>67754246
judging by the chorus of boos heard at the final whistle, yeah. they do.
>>67753993
>wenger is a bad manager meme
Expected better from you Nigel, disappointed in you
>>67754232
Lad, TSV Turkspor is in Regionalliga IIRC.
Talking about Regionalliga, maybe you need to support something smaller and semi-pro?
>>67754411
He isn't a bad manager, just maybe got his feet too far under the desk
>>67754368
That was just because Lampard got subbed on.
>>67754368
They were saying boo-urns
>>67754448
in other words he is slipping out of his chair?
he's hanging on by the very skin of his buttcheek
somebody make a new thread
>>67754448
A man needs to stretch his legs
>>67754540
He's a very tall frenchman.
>>67754529
>Somebody else do what I can easily do
>>67754549
He must have been a giant when he was in japan
>>67754570
alright alright, give me a sec la
>>67754549
pour toi
>>67754589
das lacist
>>67754613
Nah, racist would be saying he was so big, he was offered a role as a villain in a godzilla film
>>67754591
we're waiting
new thread
>>67754647
>>67754647
>>67754647
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