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>hitch in full panic mode
dob geg
Blues
Sharks win repeating digits confirm
>>67710755
well then
>>67710755
scripter pls
>>67710755
hail sharks
>>67710755
fug
stream:
http://cbcsportshd1-f.akamaihd.net/i/cbcsports_2@31187/index_2500_av-p.m3u8
Who /Claire/ here?
are there people non-ironically watching this game?
And did 4chan officially defer to leddit for streams?
>>67710830
plz go
>>67710830
Why would I ironically watch a game?
>>67710830
5 seconds on google should solve your problems, friend
Sharks to be honest
>>67710830
fuck off
>little mexico residents already shitting up the thread
is there anything worse than an illegal mexican?
>>67710911
blose fans t b h
>>67710911
post yfw the only "sport" Mexicans dominate is horse jockeying because they are the smallest manlets on earth.
>>67710751
Look at this faeg posting from the Bahamas. Go dance with hulk hogan. Damn.
>>67710928
You have to go back
>it's hockey disguised pol shitposting thread
Who /Neighbors 2:Sorority Rising/ here?
>>67710907
Why's that kid driving a Bentley?
>>67710965
>if you dislike the bloos you're reddit
this is my favorite meme from this year senpai
>Paajarvi
What the fuck Hitch
>mfw i have to turn up the brightness on my tv because sap is lit by a single 60 watt lightbulb
>>67710996
I think he was saying you have to go back to Mexico.
who /415/ here?
>>67711030
This. Wtf.
>>67710974
It wasn't but it is now you've made this post.
>all those empty seats
>California """""fans"""""
Lmfao
>>67711030
Rexall centre is worse Tee bee H
>>67710842
>>67710859
>>67710861
>>67710907
just feed him those (you)s
>>67711071
citrus farms operate past dark m8
>all those empty seats
Buttman must be fuming.
>>67711082
Exacerbated by the autismo benches
>>67711083
are you hungry for some (you)s
will you faggots just shut the fuck up and stop being faggots. we need to just admit that we all have reddit accounts already. /sp/ and reddit are allies now to fight against the right-wing /pol/ cancer on this site.
>>67711127
these threads always have the best bait
>>67711127
its too late /pol/ has seeped into everything
@67711127
(You)
>>67711162
It was already there before /pol/.
>Blues and Sharks
So boring wake me up when it's Penguins and Lightning
Wongs here, stay fucking mad, watched the wongs beat these meme teams countless times in the playoofs
Cup runs feel fucking good
Does San Jose have any indian people?
>>67711098
>>67711071
its 6 pm, literally rush hour traffic. like fuck off, at least our metropolitan area is busy unlike you dirty Missouri hicks
>>67711197
its gotten a lot worse since I started browsing 4chan
>>67711222
Why is that important in any way
Don't answer, just kill yourself
>>67711127
>>67711151
>>67711162
>implying it isnt leftists invading 4chinz
>>67711222
yes, they live in Fremont
>>67711229
>San Jose metro: 1.7 million
>St Louis metro: 2.8 million
Uhhhh
Don't feed the race baiters please
Thank you
>>67711222
Too many street shitter tech workers
J U S T
U
S
T
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/11/04/44-percent-of-californians-speak-other-than-english-at-home/
>>67711229
>this happens every game
>San joseans still haven't learned to leave early because of this "traffic"
Sounds like a city full of intelligent people.
GO BLOOS
>>67711271
Nah not even close
>>67711277
Bay Area = 7.6 million
St Louis Area = 2.8 million
>>67711303
Fucking disgusting. Please break off the US and sink into the fucking ocean already.
>>67711248
That's because the world has gotten worse.
>>67711306
at least the spics don't throw trash on the ice when they lose at home
They need to start calling delay of gsme on goalies intentionally shsking helmet off like this. Coupke times now in playoffs this has blown plays dead and its 100% intentional.
>>67711328
You're a top tripfag.
I also like Anze the Giant.
>>67710961
Sup Cory
Miss watching games with you bruh
>>67711337
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Metropolitan_Statistical_Areas
San Jose-Sunnyvale-Santa Clara, CA Metropolitan Statistical Area 1,976,836
St. Louis, MO-IL Metropolitan Statistical Area 2,811,588
STL has a million more people.
>>67711271
This.
>>67711359
<3
>>67711374
>Necklace
2006 called, they want their man jewelry back
>>67711328
Fuck off spic
>>67711409
Yeah but he is in the Bahamas bro
>>67711375
Except in the Bay Area you have people commuting 3 hours+ to get in and out of SF and San Jose.
>>67711356
Who knows what they'd do if they actually showed up to a game
>>67711375
>Bay Area literally has a city named Sunnyvale
>l-let's go s-s-sharks
Why the fuck isn't it "Go Sharks Go"?
>>67711127
I don't have a reddit or Facebook because I'm not as big as faggot as the rest of you
Holy fuck this commentator
>still no score
2 minutes later
>still no score
2 more minutes later
>still no score
>>67711450
It might be a sunbelt thing, they chant 'let's go bolts' too.
>>67711375
wait, why does San Jose have their own metro area? Is the US census stupid?
>>67711409
I'm on vacation, I give no fucks m8
>>67711450
>not "Sharks, Chomp! *clap, clap, clap*"
I can tell you weren't in cheer
>>67711450
Was just thinking this. "Let's go Sharks" sounds depressing.
>>67711467
You're a big enough faggot to respond to shit bait.
Just tuned in, lads. Have I missed anything eventful so far?
>>67711450
sounds gay
>st louis blues
>suicide inducing playoff history
any other aptly named teams?
>>67711443
frig off lahey
Bill vs Reimer SCF
>>67711499
You just responded to bait you massive spic cockgobbler
I win
>>67711509
>Cleveland Browns
Shittiest franchise in America
>>67711517
>le Phil Kessel maymay
>>67711502
No, just 12 minutes of nothing.
>>67711450
>not FUCK 'EM UP SHARK BOYS, FUCK 'EM UP
lifelong pens fan here, who should I root for if I want the pens to win the stan lee?
>>67711526
...he's Canadian...
>>67711526
Cool, did you get anything sweet for winning?
>>67711548
>Hating on bill
Wew lad kys
>bob cole calls the game a sellout
>half the lower bowl is empty
just retire bob
>>67711569
>not just playing the street sharks into incredibly loud
It's like they don't want to be jawsome
>>67711509
>Los Angeles Dodgers
>Dodge the World Series
>>67711571
I think you should root against the Sharks.
>>67711571
Pongs won't make it past the Bloos or the Shorks
>>67711585
None of your Cuckadian teams in the playoffs for the next 5 years
Congrats
>>67711587
No I'm indifferent.
I hate le Bill Kessel posting though
>>67711588
>tfw there's a gun to his head and a list of things he must say
>>67711571
Blues would get fucking torched.
>tfw got 32 Yous with one post yesterday
>tfw already hammered
holy shit who's this announcer on the cbc stream? he's fucking awful
>>67711624
Fuckin spics in cali can't even sellout a conference final
And they wonder why uncle Gary is going to refpuck the bloos into the finals
When did Bill posting reach its height? Was it during the Olympics when his sister was also playing for the women's team?
>>67711675
Hating sports broadcasters is cringey as fuck
>>67711687
Bruins Leafs
>>67711687
Who cares.
>>67711687
>implying that wasn't just bill in a wig
>>67711645
heh I have the most (You)s in this thread kid.
>>67711687
These commercials are retarded
>it's an Ellie Kemper commercial episode
>>67711700
Is it Paul Romanuk? Because if it's Paul Romanuk then it's totally justified
>>67711675
bob cole, hes like 300 years old and totally oblivious to whats actually happening on the ice
>>67711687
>implying it's not going to peak when bill scores a hat trick in the finals
you haven't seen anything yet.
>>67711645
>tfw my shitposts are the only ones that get yous
>>67711687
Because the fappening and shit like The Force Awakens brought a lot of Redditors to this site. Not to mention Reddit started banning people and shit for naughty words and phrases.
And those redditors continued their habits.
>>67711700
>all announcers are equal
>>67711588
I'm legit surprised he's even calling this series. He stopped coming out west a long time ago.
Maybe he's going to finally retire and this is the last series he's doing.
>warcraft movie
>an ancient evil awakens
blizzard is so fucking shit at stories
>>67711726
It's retarded
Show some cleavage or something other than your Stupid face
>>67711571
Pengs would beat blose
Sharks would chew thru pongos
>>67711700
enjoying a mediocre product is beta as hell you cuck
fug
>Ell1ot
get raped bloooos
G O A L
O
A
L
FUN MUST BE ALWAYS
t. Tomas Hertl
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Do the Shorks have the most meme goal song?
YALL READY FOR THIS
That shot could have taken down an Egyptian Airliner
>the bloosening begins
Fuck you choke curse
This is our year
YAAAAAAAAAS
EAT NET BLOSERS
Wooooooo
>>67711437
Americans BTFO
how did st louis even get here? they cant do anything right
>>67711548
here's your (You)
>>67711800
They like to pretend it's still 1996 in there
>>67711748
All those nigs steal their content from here and then condemn it, they're faggots personified
I knew this would happen check em
>>67711827
Central division is dogshit
>>67711833
>>67711855
checked
I'm a Thunder/Blues/Cardinals fan.
Ask me anything
LELLIOT WITH THE BEACHBALL
>mfw i called my own dubs twice in this thread
>>67711328
Mah nigga, GO BLUES
Also fuck the Shorks
3-0 will forever live in infamy
>3-0
Also moar of Blues girl please
>>67711864
Do you enjoy losing
>>67711864
1) How much is tornado insurance?
2) Is meth better than crack?
>>67711894
>GO HOME BLUES*
FTFY
>>67711893
Heres some dubs since you missed them
>>67711864
how can you be a lightning and st louis fan?
>>67711898
le revolutionary war
>>67711928
heh nice try kid but its more like this
http://www.strawpoll.me/10258647
http://www.strawpoll.me/10258647
http://www.strawpoll.me/10258647
http://www.strawpoll.me/10258647
http://www.strawpoll.me/10258647
>>67711864
Are you retarded?
>>67711928
OH Cuckada!
My Shed and BIG Black Bull
Glorious sweet dubs
Check um you syrupnig
>>67711893
Your dubs are truly our greatest ally
>charging
what
>>67711946
>won a "revolution" whilst we were busy defending our empire
Cheap shot desu
Anyway, back to hockey.
>>67711967
You weren't even close. /sp/ doesn't move as fast as /b/
>>67711949
trips or bust check em
>>67711894
A british shorks fan, how quaint...
if you could pick one player from both teams to receive a career ending injury who would you pick?
>burns
>schwartz
>>67711943
How can you be this stupid?
>>67711864
Are you me
>>67710755
Noice
>charging
???
>>67712013
How did this career-ending injury meme start?
>>67711893
>tfw this post will not be dubs
Well that was a disappointing period. Here's hoping the Blues can come back in the 2nd.
>>67712009
>wetback stors bandwagon
how fitting
Blues/Sharks/Bolts fan
>>67712017
Maybe. I live in Southern Missouri.
>>67712013
Probably be Thornton just because of him literally giving up his captaincy to some other dude because he felt he wasn't good enough
For the Blues I'm pretty indifferent, but Backes I guess since he's overpaid
At least the devil is on the Blues side
post >yfw the blues choke and their roster is depth charge'd
>>67711976
>>67712005
heh nice try
Sharks win
>>67712009
Replied to yourself mexibro
>>67712048
ABP's are pathetic.
Come on lads, do it for her
>>67712066
MEME MAGIC
>>67712048
Pick one and stick to it faggot
>>67712066
You know.
>>67712037
>he thinks I'm a beaner because I live in Tijuana to save mucho moniez
Jokes on you my socialist amigo, how are those sand niggers doing for you so far if you don't mind me asking?
>>67712088
No. Joe Thornton falls and breaks his neck.
Sharks > Bolts >>>>>>>> Bloos >>>>>> Pens
>>67711864
Even if the Blues don't win this series the Thunder will at least rape the Warriors
Sharks qt checking in.
>>67712024
Come over to watch the game with my dad but my mom is playing videos on Facebook of kids singing karaoke as loud as the laptop can get. FML
>>67712109
How are the cartels? Better pay your protection money before you end up on bestgore
>>67712085
titties?
>>67712109
>willingly living in an actual third world country
shig
>>67712128
slut...
>>67712119
agreed
>>67712109
This Mexicunt is so ashamed of his dirtland he was to make up lies
>>67712128
>blonde hair
>BROWN eyes
absolutely disgusting
>>67712119
Sharks > Pingus >>> Bolts >>>>> dogshit >>>>>> blose
>>67712176
hnnnggggggg
>>67712128
>that nose
Almost perfect
>>67712127
Who?
>>67712109
Is there anything more pathetic than pretending to be white on an anonymous tahitian tapestry stitching forum?
>>67712170
You're alright in my book sweden.
>>67712109
>literally spencer
>>67712176
fat/10
>>67712133
Meant to reply to british guy.
Cartels are doing just great, love living on the border and fucking the mob-bosses daugther for less than 20 bucks.
Amazing to live in SoCal while not having to pay typical expenses of SoCal living.
Literally walk a mile to the border to make dinero in USD and walk back across the border to my apartment with the red-light district literally in my pathway back
For a 22 year old shit's pretty dope
>>67712128
I think she's pretty cute desu senpai
>tfw mom's boyfriend wants to watch the basketball game instead
>>67712194
Being a syrupnig with no teams in the playoffs so you bandwagon
>>67712222
you mean niggerball
So, are the Sharks more or less popular than the Ducks in Cali?
>>67712128
ay yo where u at girl
>>67712207
Stop being gay
>>67712240
More
>>67712222
>[insert cuck joke here]
>>67712027
Angry canacucks
>>67712240
As a Sharks fan I'd say less. Mighty ducks movies made them fucking famous everywhere.
>>67712240
Less
I spent a month in LA and saw way more Ducks gear than sharks gear
>>67712222
Chekd
Reminder.
Does NBC own this horse? Why are they shilling it so hard?
>>67712222
But Jerome I don't wanna pray right now
>>67712207
nothing wrong with a little cushion, senpai
>>67712284
Based poland
>>67712144
>implying British Commonwealth of India, Pakistan, Durka Durka, and Great Britain isn't a 3rd world country itself
Just save yourself fuck off to Wales or Scotland ffs
>>67712194
Who said I'm white or tried to come off white? Proud sandnigger right here who loves hockey (a white mans sport). Problemo amigo?
>>67712203
Sean would be a better comparison since I literally get to fuck 10/10's here for practically nothing here in beanerland
Only difference is Sean was bullshitting and I'm not :^)
>>67712284
Wow. Fuck America.
>>67712284
>mexico
literally flip and jap tier
>>67712284
>binland not mentioned
One wonders
>sauna
>energy drink shower
>memekake
>>67712284
>Brazil
>Shemale
HUE HUE HUE
>>67712284
Britain/Canada/Netherlands triumvirate
>>67712296
>tattoo
Into the trash it goes
GOAT hockey game right here
>>67712222
Is your moms boyfriend a nigger or a beaner?
Just curious,
Also tell your mom's boyfriend that niggerball is a pussy sport with barely any contact or physicality that an American sport demands
>>67712284
>no creampie
>>67712343
Good luck finding a girl without a tattoo somewhere
>>67712331
scat and piss probably
>>67712363
It's not hard to do that, desu
>>67712357
>assuming I'm white
>>67712367
laffs dubs confirm
>non-whites in /hoc/
reeeeeeee
>>67712363
Dad keeps talking about "that guy died today"
"That popular guy" "did 60 minutes from Vietnam"
I dunno what the fuck he is taking about
>>67712327
Mexico is actually a "developing" country though.
Pro-tip: Wales and Scotland are part of the UK, my flag doesn't specify which country I'm from.
>>67712294
>all of those bitches sitting to the side letting the men to themselves to settle business
Nothing wrong with that
>>67712359
That's too universal to pop out in a comparison between countries based on
>RELATIVE
search differences.
>>67712379
Kek alright keep telling yourself that. Out of the 15 girls I've had sex with 2 of them didn't have tattoos. Maybe if you are in high school. Most women are retarded and got one.
>>67712410
We taking over
>Bettman Cup
autism
>>67712418
They call countries 'developing' now instead of 3rd world lmao.
Same reason why illegal alien became 'undocumented worker' in less than 10 years.
>>67712437
How lit are go karts on a scale of 1-this shit
>>67712359
IKTFB
>>67712363
Pretty easy as long as you aren't looking in a bar or nightclub filled with degenerates.
>>67712437
Is that Viper?
>world cup commercial
>americans are all black
what did they mean by this?
>>67712426
Tattoos = STDs
>>67712478
Girls only don't have tattoos in your country cause they would get Aids from the needle mate
>tfw you are responsible for the Bill meme
shorks
>>67712471
Shhh, you'll upset the wetba- I mean "white" person "willingly" living in Mexico.
>>67712471
"developing" the plague from living in their own feces
>>67712485
Si.
>>67712502
wow those are some ugly skanks
>>67712495
lel what? the bill meme started from that one commentator who kept calling him bill years ago
>>67712526
lets see your face
How's your breath?
Here we go, COME ON BLUES!
>>67712526
Left is hot, right is a 6 pack
>>67712502
Where to cop long blonde haired hockey mommas girl?
>>67712471
Developing is no third world. China and India are "developing" because they are industrializing at a rate to put them amongst the top in the future. Third world in colloquialism refers to piss poor country with no commerce it jump start whatsoever like Burkina Faso, Sudan or Uganda.
>>67712502
me on the left
>>67712556
Fuck my grammar in this post but whatever
>>67712540
pls no bully
>>67712545
wouldhatefuck/10
>>67712387
What are you then?
>>67712418
Rent in Tijuana is 200 dollars a month, whereas in San Diego, Commiefornia it's about +1000 anywhere so for me to work in San Diego and not live in Tijuana is wastefulness at it's finest.
I was rather referring to the island of Great Britian as a piece of shit rather than all of the UK
>>67712493
Mexico has a lower national STD rate percentage wise than 'Murrica.
It's not hard to find girls without tattoos, just look for the ones that don't hang with niggers, don't primarily only listen to nigger rap (old school 90's shit is fine), and don't talk like niggers
>>67712582
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAYAYAHYYWHWWWHY
Why does Marleau always look so sad. Dude looks like he just saw a kid get run over by a semi.
>>67712542
Anybody else having a lil gametime snackypoo?
Hey blues how about you PUT THE PUCK IN THE FUCKING NET!
>>67712582
Potential/10
>>67712618
>>>/forest/
Which of these teams is better? I don't really pay attention to the Western Conference.
>>67712542
BAHAHA, fucking Pierre
>>67712545
MOAR GIRLS, as long as they ain't Shork ones
>>67712608
How much does the Mexican "government" pay you to shill your shitty country?
>>67712639
Sharks
>>67712608
>Mexico has a lower national STD rate percentage wise than 'Murrica.
Obviously, Mexico doesn't have blacks.
>>67712650
It's definitely Over 9000
>>67712614
Because he wants the cup
>>67712618
WTF I have those same plates!
>>67712354
my fucking eyes
>>67712650
Wow this thread is dead
Just like the Snorks fanbase
>>67712682
I still can't believe Marleau is older than Thornton
>>67712683
Wutttt! Me too
The Stars would bootyblast both these teams
>>67712582
sincerely hope this isnt actually you anon
How did I know there would be a bunch of faggots doing anything but talking about hockey. Bunch of salty BLMers.
>>67712540
Let's go Shorks
>>67712690
Bloose threads are always fucking filled with race baiting faggots.
>>67712354
Is that Nintendo 64 version?
>>67712706
Just like they did in the second round eh?
>>67712706
What. The Stars just lost to one of these teams you stupid fuck.
>>67712695
I still can't believe San Jose is going to host the Stanley cup finals and not be able to sellout the arena
What a bunch of assholes
>>67712540
me and the homies
>>67712665
>A random Wildbro appears
Wild have some damn good looking fans
>>67712646
I'll try to mix it up senpai.
>>67712711
Name flaws please
>>67712750
You have to go back
>>67712719
you're just paranoid desu.
>>67712750
You have to go back.
>>67712755
>good looking fans
Her face looks like its been stepped on.
>>67712706
is this a real post?
>>67712646
got you senpai
>>67712772
Ayy Lmao
>>67712778
Wild fans are best looking fans in sports
>>67712778
Says the fat syrupnig
>>67712750
You have to go back
>>67712750
Orale puta.
>"AND THE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS OF 2016 ARE ________________________
Fill in the blank, /sp/
>>67712772
>if the alien acted like that after seeing a black man he'd be called racist
fuck this gay earth
>>67712750
What does the middle shirt say?
Seems pree dope
>>67712825
quebec nordiques tbqhwy fampai
>>67712825
Lord Emperor Trump Daddy
>>67712825
St Louis Blues
>>67712825
YOURRRRRR BILLSBURGH AUTISTS
Did the Blues just forget how to pass?
>>67712825
Penguins have the destiny meme look
>>67712857
Yeah your mom fucked them all stupid
>>67712799
That might be a stretch, but they're definitely a strong contender
>>67712284
disgusting
Where's that gif of the penguins qt blowing her brains out? because that'll be her reaction when the sharks rape them
>>67712763
if you need help go to /fa/
this is the /sp/ board
>>67712869
ebin
>>67712840
Sushi time.
will we see Elliot meltdown this series?
If the Sharks win the cup the Art Ross goes to Joe Thornton's beard
>>67712877
>find hot girls
>pay them to put anything on
You forget women will do anything for money
BINLAND :DDD
>Bloose
FUCK YOU BLOOOOOSSSSEEE
S C A R
C
A
R
oh my fucking god
just kill my life up senpaitachi, blose are fucking toasted
>>67712207
It...it was took good to be true wasn't it bros
HELLLLL YEESSSS
>>67712869
This game is boring as fuck
Finals are going to have such shit ratings Uncle Gary is going to add more pucks or let women ruin the game somehow
God fucking damn it...
SCARRRRRRS
T W O - Z I P
W
O
-
Z
I
P
DONSKOI!
SUOMI
U
O
M
I
Sharks goal faggots GAME FUCKING OVER
THANK YOU BASED COTURE FOR THAR BASED PASS
YESSSSSSSSSSSHARKS
Flyover country eternally BTFO
Don't talk to me or my qt Latina house maid ever again
ay who's winning bitchos?
>St Blueis Lose
JOONAS DATBOIIIIIIIIII
>>67712882
Why would my face be affected by buying a black trenchcoat?
lel/lewl
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
bloob fans on suicide watch
>>67712948
the fans
>>67712923
>not you are feeling a feel of 504gb...
ITS HAPPENING
THE GREAT BLOOSENING OF 2016
>>67712893
Holy fuck, if that's your shirt that's a based one. Where can I get one like it?
>>67712948
All of hockey
Well since the blues are gonna lose I'm gonna owe my wife's son $20 or he'll beat my ass. fuck
BLUES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
The meme magic is here boys
Sharks take this in 6
>>67712894
need a photo of coked out ribiero getting back on the blow
>it's a hitchcuck team can't into offense episode
Color me surprised
https://twitter.com/CSNSharks/status/733485317613719552
kek.
>>67712858
>Penguins are really good at hockey
>>67712992
>paying cuck tax
jej
>>67712901
>You forget women will do anything for money
I've never once forgotten that senpai, no man ever should
>>67713000
Losing.
this is a horribly officiated series. Fire these stupid fucking faggot refs.
>>67712980
Not my shirt.
Fuck the kongs.
Bloos score on the power play, I'm from the future. Trust.
>>67713019
>>67712733
Ps1
>>67712689
I know, it's sooo ugly, it's great
Saint Blouis Lose is back in the box
ITS DAT BOI
>>67712901
These are literally average Wild fans bro
>>67713041
You should hire some quality IIHF refs.
>>67713041
You're a faggot
YOU ARENT GONNA FUCKING SCORE FROM THE BLUE LINE YOU STUPID FUCKING COCKSUCKERS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME WHY GOD WHY
>>67713032
More like Blosing amirite?
>>67713076
gotta pad them corsis
yfw the lightning win the cup
lmfao these sled hockey guys are fucking hilarious, i just cant help imagining one of them falling out of those fuckin things and being stuck on the ice totally helpless
>>67713076
caps fans got the authentic playoff experience
blues want to make sure their fans don't miss out
>>67713061
No this is your average Wild fan
>eight beers deep
Where you at fåms?
>this fucking """""power""""" play
>>67713059
whoops, opposite of what I wrote
>>67713076
Don't worry Uncle Gary will refpuck the Bloos back into the series
Gonna lose to the pongs anyway
>>67713041
>Le stubid revsss :((((((((
Stop this meme
>>67713100
>>67713110
He's in Indiana tho
>>67713115
im two balls deep in your mom
>>67713115
Drinking at my local shithole dive bar in Denver and I love it
Also, Martin Jones had a DREAM
>>67713134
>being twelve years deep into your life
>>67713131
>the chicago pedohawks
>>67713115
Two sixers can't even make this game interesting
Snorks arena playing nothin but nighop
>>67713134
Are you nine?
>>67713141
I hope you dont die from cancer
>>67713134
balls are not a unit of measurement when they're as small as yours, babynuts.
>>67713155
Cancer is just what the government tells you you'll get from having fun, relax desu
>>67712618
this goddamn GOAT cereal
>>67713115
Really wishing I had bought some beer on my way home. I could use a Blue Moon or six right now.
>>67713141
Skoalnig
Your teeth are going to fall out
>>67713179
>blue moon
Fucking tripfags
>team up 2-0 in the conference finals
>empty seats and barely audible let's go Sharks chant
>>67713115
pure unfiltered WATER
god the blues have looked awful this series.. uninspired, tired, losing hockey.
>>67713193
No malted hops and barley in that water?
>>67713179
>bluemoon
what a fucking pussy
>>67713179
>blue moon
is it ladies night?
>>67713184
>hating on Blue Moon
It's good beer, senpai.
>>67713209
as a dude that lives in Denver (where it's brewed) no, it's a faggot beer
>>67713175
>chewing tobacco
>fun
Ive never seen someone relate those 2 things
>>67713209
>witbier pisswater made by coors masquerading as craft beer
kill yourself
>>67713209
Says the guy who saves pictures of girls smiling on the internet to jack off to but can't actually get close to one in real life to jack off on.
Its pleb tier. I'd rather drink Miller Lite.
t. Caps Fan
Are the Blues always this boring to watch?
>>67713238
Absolutely
Who /water/ here?
>>67713203
it's hard water. lots of minerals in this bitch.
>>67713238
Unfortunately we are cursed but have no idea where the curse came from so it can't be lifted.
>>67713222
There isn't much better in life than going to the lake on a sunny day, throwing your bait in the water while drinking a beer and having a dip.
>>67713204
>>67713206
>>67713219
>>67713227
>>67713235
F-fuck you guys...
>>67713252
right here.
>>67713209
It actually isn't, but it's very easy to drink when you're new to beer and it only takes a few to get buzzed so it has its purpose. Once you've been drinking for a while it tastes like diabetes piss in a bottle
>>67713209
>mfw there is actually virgins neckbeards in this thread
>>67713280
drink real beer faggot
if it's sub 7% abv it's for vaginas
>namedropping the Hulkster
They actually did it the absolute mad men
>>67713269
I can literally name a million things better.
>>67713252
Me tbqh
>Okay Commander, come with me
>>67713252
Does sparkling water count? No I'm not a faggot, I just like the carbonation and don't like drinking plain water
>>67713291
Eh, I admit I'm not much of a beer guy. I usually drink scotch, if I want a beer it's either Blue Moon of Kellerweis, mostly for the reasons you said.
>>67713238
Yep. That's why they always start race baiting. Blues fans ruin other teams hockey threads.
>>67713227
Nothing wrong with witbier
Blue Moon is trash though
>tfw blues
>>67713297
>
Coors light is the best everyday beer
>>67713339
You do know most fans here are neutralfags right?
Dumb cuckold
>>67713332
carbonated water is Silent Elder God Tier
>>67713332
kek. in europe yes its considered water, in america no.
>>67713335
Yeah, I used to like it when I was a teenager a lot and then I bought a 12 pack a couple of months ago after not drinking it for years and was disappointed
>>67713335
>I totally drink scotch guys
Fuck off faggot if you like blue moon you have no taste for nicer liquor. I have yet to meet someone with developed tastes in scotch who doesn't have the same elsewhere
>>67713332
All I can drink now is sparkling water. I started drinking to cut back on soda, instead I've just replaced all drinks with Gerolstiener. Never looked back.
Drinking ipas and craft beers is for hipster faggots with soft hands.
>>67713358
No you
>>67713366
Why? How is it not water when literally the only ingredient is water
>>67713390
Who here Balvenie 12 year double wood?
>>67713390
I drink nice scotch and I like shit beer.
>>67713413
>MUH LIGHT BEER
>MUH TRUCKS
>MUT BBQ
Fuck off man, pretty much every beer has its place
>>67713407
That's why I started drinking it too
>>67713390
Macallan 15 is my go to because it's decent and affordable. Red Breast is okay. I'd drink nothing but Midleton if I was rich.
Jesus fuck this whole 'Memedeau elbows some woman' is literally the biggest non-issue issue. what an embarrassment.
Who /Minnesota/ here?
>>67713433
Dubs for Macallan. But fuck you anyways
>>67713425
Yeah ipas and craft in the trash
>>67713466
Jesus this gamethread is ded
>>67713453
enjoy your old baby lel
>>67713481
it's intermission m80
>>67713481
Just like the bloos
>>67713483
we will
>>67713390
>>67713419
>>67713433
>>67713466
I see you Whisky bros
>>67713480
I'm literally drinking Budweiser right now, but you're limiting yourself if you're being serious
>>67713450
I love watching Trudeau's antics. Him selling all your gold deposits weeks before the price of gold skyrocketed and him talking about how great a feminist he is while Fort Albert is burning in a window behind him made me laugh my ass off.
>>67713507
>jap whisky
Too metallic, imo
>>67713450
But i thought trump hated women?? Why is a good progressive showing his patriarchal to a womyns face???
>>67713507
>tfw all I have is bushmills
>>67713413
>he drinks lager """""""beer""""""""
>>67713480
>>67713413
You're fucking retarded.
P.S. I bet I'm bigger and stronger than you.
That's why the media loves it so much. It lifts a load off their back as it lets them ignore issues that are awkward for their narrative.
>>67713511
Limiting myself by not drinking piss?
>>67713554
>the episode where alcohol nitpicking derails the thread
>>67713567
IPAs are shit and you're most likely smaller than I am considering I'm 6'5"
>>67713567
Haha sure cuck
>>67713571
Are you saying that something like Miller Lite isn't piss? What the fuck are you talking about?
>>67713567
Doubt it you fucking numale bitch
h-hockey
>>67713567
I bet you have man tits.
>>67713575
>Being a fat ass at 6'5 means you're a big guy
"No"
>>67713590
ipas and craft beers are piss because they have to add extra hops and fruit to them to make them taste less pissy
>>67713618
11% body fat and my big three are a hair under 1250
>paajarvi was an early first round pick
>Let's gooo..... shar.....rrrksss
>>67713574
>implying anything happening on the ice right now is more interesting
Blues are collapsing, Sharks are dominating, it's boring to watch senpai.
>>67713607
Nah I'm 6'2, 210 and 14% bf.
>>67713618
say that to my face
>>67713626
>being this much of a faggot
Post your credit card and I'll confirm
Is the NHL playoffs 2-2-1-1-1?
>>67713626
That's cool I'm (probably) gonna hit 1400 in July. 14% bf at 6'2, 206.
>>67713657
yes
>>67713657
Yes
>>67713623
Ok bud, enjoy your light beer
damn when did /hoc/ get taken over by reddit ipa faggots?
HERTL POWER
>>67713656
Plz don't steal my AMEX
>>67713664
Keep pushing friendo
Are the blues, dare I say, finished?
HERTL SQUIRTL
STLOUISBLOSE BTFO
HEIL HERTL
Relegate the Blues
YALL READY FOR THIS?????????
;-)))))))
fug
Fuck everything.
T H R E E - Z I P
H
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Z
I
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OGRE
Based Hertl
>>67713680
Who said i drink light beer nigger?
>>67713481
My man.
Poor Elliott
>>67713518
Ha, yeah, if only Canada had a great leader like our country.
>dat pass tho
>CHANGING YOUR GOALTENDER
BLUES ARE DONE
>pulling the goalie
Goalies dad should have pulled out
amirite?
>>67713716
Hey friend, can I have your angry shark? T-thanks...
THREE NILL THREE NILL THREE NILL THREE NILL
THREE NIIIIIIIIILL
THREE NIIIIIIIIILLL
RIP LELLIOT
Bye bye elliott.
>>67713642
Gee why is he wearing TWO watches?
What the fuck. You can skate backwards over the blue line and not be offside.
Allen Wow
Series over.
Outside of the Shorks shorking, they are way too much for the Blues.
>mfw the Preds played the Sharks better then the Blues have
>mfw the Blackhawks would have played the Sharks better then the Blues have
>mfw the Stars would have played the Sharks better then the Blues have
>mfw Phil Kessel is going to hoist the cup
holy fuck joe that pass
>>67713750
Only if you incessantly post with it. Have the default one, too, to make your own shark memes
>>67713755
>>67713753
Allen should start on Saturday.
Hitchcock won't do it. It's time to fire "Ol' Lardass"
>elliott chased AGAIN
>>67713761
You most certainly can.
>loosing to sharks
lol how did blues got they far in the tournament?
>>67713765
dunno about the Stars. They were playing a collection of pricey cheese graters in net.
Only the third game don't be blue, Blues fans... oh wait
>another 3 pt blowout
how did the sharks lose gm 1
>that pass tho
>Homefront 2
How did this edgy shit get the funding for a second game?
>>67713779
what a hothead
>>67713768
You're a good one maple bro.
>>67713798
an uncharacteristically soft goal on Jones
>>67713771
The Blues are going to be shut out twice in two games. How much of that is Elliot's fault?
>>67713809
Why do you ask this in every gamethread?
>>67713703
Alle begrüßen unsere glorreiche Führer Hertl. Gemeinsam werden wir den Blues und schaffen eine perfekte arische Rasse auszurotten.
>>67713792
Cool. I'm surprised players don't do that more often.
>>67713798
same shit with the warriors game 3 will be a massacre as well
>>67713761
> canadian
> doesn't know hockey
growing up in hockeyland must have been tough for suck a faggot
>>67713855
Posting from a phone must be tough for such a faggot.
>>67713880
No idea why this made me laugh bc it was stupid as fuck but I did laugh
>>67713076
Jay
>>67711375
>using worthless MSA instead of CSA
