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westbrook won
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Nth for shifty little spear chuckers
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Curry > Lebron > Kobe
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>post yfw craptors get swept in 5
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Friendly reminder that Donovan didn't even want to win that "game."
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>>67703468
Donovan and Pop are still playing Risk

Kerr better watch out
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>>67703284
>you will never be part of this cavs brotherhood

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2641158-cavaliers-players-continue-to-have-fun-with-kevin-love-wear-lil-kev-masks?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-national
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Reminder gowiz/ocd are on anti depression meds. They literally cannot be taken seriously
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>>67703465
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>>67703545
>mocking someone for going through depression
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>>67703284
Awwww, you dedicated the general to Clips4lyfe. How nice of you.
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>>67703284
You reach, I teach, motherfuckers
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when will the raptors start slamming and jamming?
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>>67703284
No reason to be upset tbhl&l
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>>67703502
>lil kev
Dem niggas got nothin to do in ohio lmao
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>22/7/4
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LMAO
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>>67703762
myles turner should be on the first team
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>>67703762
lmao deangella cant even make a rookie first team

bust? bigquint indeed!
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>2 players on All-Rookie teams
We on the rise, faggots.
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>curry scores 15 points in 1:58 minutes
is anyone else even trying
just give us the championship already
gonna be fun seeing cavshits being swept and /nba/ will just REEEEEEEEEEEEEE and post fedoras
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCI81M5lXeg
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>>67703627
Lowry didn't even reach, he just stood there.
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>Raptors Cavs series will be already over by Monday
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>>67703683
Nothin to do but sweeping and having too much fun m8. Work hard and party hard in the Land
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>>67704055
>An undefeated Cavs will have 10 days of rest before smoking through the Hip Finals
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>>67703835
>Okafor on first team
He didn't even play the whole season
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>>67703892
Literally stage 5
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>>67704055
>advanced stats
>2-5
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>>67704151
>advanced stats
>12-4
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH BTFO 1 FOR DA LAND EQUAL 10
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>>67703762
That first team would blow manlets the fuck out..
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>>67704151
More than Curry, Draymond, Thomspon, etc. are ever going to get desu.
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>ESPN: You could have signed a new deal to stay with the Lakers. Why didn't you?

>Howard: "I just felt like it wasn't a team. I wanted a team. There were things that went on during the season that made me feel like I wasn't a part of it, like the thing with Kobe and my shoulder. People were saying, 'Dwight's so strong, he's Superman, he should play through it.' It was a torn labrum. I should have had surgery, but I didn't. I came back instead. I'll never forget the game we played against the Celtics in Boston (on Feb. 7, 2013). I hadn't practiced for a while -- I had just been working on the treadmill. But I played in Boston. We got blown out. Coach (Mike D'Antoni) still had me in when we were down 30. After the game, I'm walking off the court and a Lakers fan throws his jersey and hits me in the face. It was my name on that jersey. I will never forget that the rest of my life."

After reading this, do you feel bad for d12 or still hate his clown guts?
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>mfw 1 Curry title equals 10 titles for the yay area
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>>67703762
>tfw the lakers drafted a bust
pls don't do it again
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>>67704274
>After the game, I'm walking off the court and a Lakers fan throws his jersey and hits me in the face. It was my name on that jersey. I will never forget that the rest of my life
Holy shit

I've felt for him as much as anyone can feel for someone making several million dollars a year. He's older in his career and his physical skills have obviously waned, which is what everyone should have expected, but for some reason didn't, so he gets a lot of hate. At the same time, he's seen giving up prematurely a lot. If there is one thing you can always control as an athlete, it's your hustle. I don't think he would be hated as much if he looked like he was giving 100% effort all the time.
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>>67704274
>I'm walking off the court and a Lakers fan throws his jersey and hits me in the face. It was my name on that jersey. I will never forget that the rest of my life."
lel dwight is a proven loser. he wouldnt get that much hate if he worked on his game after the lakers stint
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>>67704169
>>67704239

>curry is about to be 2-0 in the NBA finals in less than 1/3 of the appearances

ahahahahaha stay BTFO /nba/

>advanced stats
>2-5

damn
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>>67704274
no because he forced his way into that situation
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>>67704274
lel soft asf
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Howard is still a great player, all people hating on him have just been butthurt Laker fans soooo mad he left them.
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>>67703447
Drake>Curry>Lebron>Kobe
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>curry from three........BAANG

how many times will we hear this
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>>67704274
Not really. He never took the time to learn how to play bull ball like Shaq, or use finesse post-up like Hakeem/Kareem.

He also couldn't handle Kobe and his toughness, or the pressure from fans in LA to win. Who would feel bad for someone so mentally weak?
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>>67704510
In about a week we won't be hearing it at all
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>>67704472
Dwight Howard is a fucking cancer
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What are y'all listening too?

Bumpin this shit HARD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWesK-nWts
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>>67704472

He's a decent player that's rapidly declining now that he's losing his freakish athleticism. His ego is way too big compared to his actual value, but he can definitely help some teams
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>>67704565
This is fuckin gay
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>>67704611
Nice try buddy but all this new shit is trash. Dj premier and pete rock all day every day over this noise
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>>67704642
I bet you like Njabes you Spurdora faggot
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>>67704668
Not him but Nujabes is based
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>>67704642
>all this new shit is trash
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>>67704395
same here, the jersey part was tough to read
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>>67704462
>>67704467
>>67704519
ESPN: You are right. People think you don't care about basketball enough.

>Howard: "If I didn't care enough, I wouldn't be working out in May when the season has just ended, like I am right now. I can't even watch the Finals, because when I see someone else playing, it makes me cry. I want to be in that moment.''

ESPN: One of the other criticisms of your game is you never expanded your range beyond the key. Why not?

>Howard: "I used to shoot 1,000 shots a day. I called Kobe when I was still playing in Orlando and asked him what I should do. He's the one who told me to do take 1,000 a day. So I'd practice and practice them but then I'd be so afraid to take them in a game because I was so worried I would miss. I hate messing up. I hate failure. I was just talking to (WNBA) star Tina Thompson the other day about it. I told her about my fear of missing and she said, 'Dwight, you're gonna miss. Everyone does.' But I want to be perfect.''

ESPN: So you don't take perimeter jumpers because you are afraid you will miss them?

>Howard: "I don't like messing up. I didn't want to turn on the TV and see people say, 'Dwight is taking all those outside shots, he's screwing around, he doesn't care, he doesn't want to win.' So that's the war I'll be having in my head. I'm working on it. I have a sports psychologist I used in Houston and I have one in Minnesota. If my spiritual and mental game is right, the physical part will follow.''

howard confirmed more shook than john wall?
article for anyone who wants to read it all: http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/15596878/dwight-howard-qa-superman-returns
>>67704472
sometimes I imagine if young ron artest took over dwight howard's body, it would be surreal like jon jones 24/7
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>>67704565

I fucks with this ablum heavy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTYhEYiqkI0

This track BANGS. Check the beat switch at 3:48
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>>67704668
Everything he ever made is better than what dj mustard or metro will ever make. Dont you have a snapchat to watch kid?
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>>67704642
one might even say he was born in the wrong generation
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how exactly do you do anything when curry is shooting above 50% on 3s with like 0.5 seconds of space coming off a screen and can pull up from 35 feet away? Whats the point in even playing
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>>67704718
Literally anti-clutch

>afraid ill miss
Does this nigga never watch the sport? The best players chuck it without fear. He should be spinning in the paint and dunking it anyway... except he has no spin moves in his game cause he's G A R B O
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>>67704274
Dwight's a really cool guy and an incredible player, the way people treat him upsets me. He fucked up a little in the process of leaving Orlando, but outside of that he's done nothing to warrant this treatment.
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>>67704740
/nba/ confirmed for 14 yr old babby dicks. Hate when all these young niggas blast this shit in the gym.
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>>67704668
not that anon but if you have a problem with Nujabes you have a problem with life
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>>67704818
the nigga was passive aggressive af in his time with lakers and rockets
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>>67704718
Man, that's a very weak mindset for a professional athlete, or for even a person in general.

Fuck him, if I had his talent and body I would kill to play with Kobe and learn from other ATG centers how to post and bully.
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>>67704862
No, he wasn't. Ya'll project all this weird shit onto him when all he tries to do is be honest and play through whatever happens around him.
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>>67704860
>>67704745

/nba/ confirmed for weeabo fags who think they listen to """"""hiphop""""""""
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>>67704718
Dang I wanted to sympathize with him but christ you can't be afraid to miss. Just shoot the fucking ball and gain some confidence. What a pussy
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>>67704818
>>67704876
Except play childish games with teams trying to re-sign him (Lakers) or not learning how to post up.

Play hard all you want, if you don't know how to play properly and you're a top-tier athlete, you're not getting any love.
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>>67704274
Dwight listens to other people too much and Lakers """fans""" are trash.

The moment Dwight stops giving a single fuck is the moment he's the best center in the league.
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>>67704894
so which of those posts says Nujabes is hiphop?

you have the reading comprehension of a middle school kid. looks like summer has come early
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>>67704274
Lakers fans have been known to be cancer it's his fault going to them
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>>67704940
>The moment Dwight stops giving a single fuck is the moment he's the best center in the league.
his time is gone. he is on the decline and it's too late for him to learn post moves
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>>67704668
Not him, Nujabes is cool. So is Mos, Talib, Quest, etc.

But anyone who hates metro and mustard is just a cornball nerd. These same people probably think Lil Wayne is trash. They don't respect the art. It's fashion to them. If you're mainstream, you're 'uncool'
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>>67704940
>The moment Dwight stops giving a single fuck is the moment he's the best center in the league
So never
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>tfw you were born in the generation that actually went outside and didn't sit inside staring at their phones all day

so glad my childhood finished before the internet became prominent
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>>67705013
His time is still there. If he gives the business to Harden and demands the ball, and tunes out everyone else, especially media, he's going to play the way he needs to play, because as much as people deny it, he's a smart guy and knows how to play. He's just got too many mental hangups and it's killing his game.
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>>67705053
9gag is thataway, homie
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>>67704274
Sounds like he wants to come to Boston and play for a real team.
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>>67705055
hes definitely a hip hop artist but I think his stuff is more than that. He composed a lot that crossed genres and if he's labeled a hiphop artist its not doing him justice.
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>>67705193
It was called Smear the Queer and you would have gone home crying daily
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>sixers fans calling Simmons a 6'10" dante exum and saying they don't want him
It kills me as a Laker fan to see these ungrateful faggots shit on him. They watched their shit team lose 200 games in 3 years and now they get #1 and they act like this. It's not fucking fair. He was supposed to be a Laker.
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How do the Toronto Raptors take back the series?
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>>67705342
>I've lost almost 40 pounds
>ever needing to lose 40 pounds

how the fuck does a person ever get 40 pounds overweight?
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>>67705393
It's over anon
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>>67705342
LMAOOOOOO fatty no i've never been obese so I don't have back problems like you

>lost 40 pounds
>still a fat fuck
This nigga probably weigh more than clips4lyfe
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>>67703857
That's not impressive.
Score 13 in 30 seconds you Reggie Miller tier faggots
>>67705297
You're gonna get Greg Monroe and you're gonna like it faggot
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>>67705366
Smear the queer was fun as shit. Do kids these days even get to play dodge ball? I heard even wall ball was banned.
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>>67705366
I fucking miss smear the queer

Beer league when?
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>>67705413
>wall ball
You mean handball?
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>tfw you will never be as fat as go piss
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>>67705449
Dude there's no way. Im like 155 at 5'11" and auschwitz tier.

You must be a manlet or have zero muscle.
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>>67705375
Colangelo will draft Bender anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>67704668
nujabes is based as fuck faggot
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>I'm over here feeling great
>Almost died in a simple basketball pickup game
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>>67705485

>not being 6'3 130

stay jelly
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FRIENDLY REMINDER

Thunder and Raptors are taking this to 4-1 and meeting in the finals.

You cannot stop the great upsetning,
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Who are the 76ers taking?
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>>67705485
I'm 5'10 and yeah I'm not very strong but I wouldn't say I'm weak. Idk what you're confused about, I just ate a lot as a kid and especially a lot of bread and pasta. I just learned how to eat right and I've lost weight.
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damn go wiz gettin btfo right now....he somehow is in tip top shape despite admitting hes fat and out of shape a mere 2 days ago...LOL
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>>67705533
Obviously Simmons
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>>67705413
i dont think dodge ball is allowed in most places, its a tragedy. That game teaches life lessons.

>>67705435
I'm so doown

>>67705437
different game. handball is the pusified version. in Wall ball a few people have tennis balls and everyone else lines up facing a wall like theyre about to get a pat down. guys with balls try to hit the line-up in the back of the nuts. get hit and its your turn to throw.
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>>67705570
bullyball/angry bulls fan get a fucking life
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>>67705449
keep it, feeling good about yourself is a key to life
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>>67705533
Their coach was on Cowherd's show fellating Simmons today so
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>>67705655
>back of the nuts
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>mfw listening to simmons last podcast

what the actual fuck is wrong with him, he literally thinks he can get butler for fucking nothing
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>>67705375
>67705375
not a sixers fan, but I'm not impressed with Simmons either. He's not a winner.
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>>67705655
>i dont think dodge ball is allowed in most places, its a tragedy.
>That game teaches life lessons.

Like not to be the slow fat kid and easy target?
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Has anyone heard about this?
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>>67705775
No, that pain is temporary and you don't have to act like a massive faggot when you get hit in the face
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Are the sixers going to out meme small ball with big ball? They are going to draft another big
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>>67705822
Well that's a good one too
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>>67705775
>Like not to be the slow fat kid and easy target?
thats a part of it, but if you are the slow fatty then learn to get to the back row and hide till you can make a move. Life is strategy, dodgeball forces you to figure that out with physical and mental consequences
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>>67705775

If you were slow and fat you should have developed an arm so people would think twice about targeting you
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>>67705811
almost Nigerian Prince needs help or the Lottery winner scam
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>>67705736
Most Boston fans think they can get him for the 3rd and 18th pick and some roleplayers
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>>67705736
Only way that's happening is if Boston gives up Bradley, Smart, 3, and 16. Maybe even a future protected 1st.
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>>67703762
>Devin Booker makes the 1st team with the most 1st place votes besides Porzingod and KAT
>Snitchy D barely scrapes into the 2nd team with the least 1st place votes besides Trillie

I would just like to be acknowledged this one time and I'll go away. I told that ayy81 lakerfag who stalks me that this was going to happen. Get fucked autist, Booker > Russell. I win.
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>>67705930
He's good. Pacers downgraded and Magic upgraded.
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>>67706028
You hear Kris Dunn not wanting to be drafted by the Suns? I mean it doesn't matter the Suns have enough guards as it is
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>>67706052
Yep.
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Who else wants a KD vs. LeBron NBA Finals?
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>>67706068
I wouldn't want to be drafted by the Suns either my man, right now the organization is a shit show. I'm not really big on Dunn anyways, if the Suns get another guard I want Buddy.
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>>67703762
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>>67706120
I hope it happens. KD and Kobe have earned a rematch.
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>>67706161
I just want it so the Dubs/Raps delusional fanbases shut up
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>>67706068
They don't want him to go to the suns BECAUSE they already have plenty of guards.
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It's disappointing that the league is pushing an oreo fuckboi as the face of the league.
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>>67706120
There's more storylines for Dubs/Cavs II.
>rematch of last year, this time with everyone healthy
>new face of the nba vs the old
>best regular season record ever vs team in contention for best postseason record ever
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Its quite sad what happened to Dwight tb h. Not sure how anyone can hate on the guy right now. Dude is literally at the bottom.

Hope he doesn't fuck up picking his next team and has a nice couple of years playing at a All Star level.

Its time he came back to the East.
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>>67706208
better than literally everybody else in the league
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>>67703762
Lmao Lakersfags are complaining on twitter and instagram saying "He should have been First team"
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>>67706256
theres been talk that Portland might be interested. could be a decent fit
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>>67706120
Not me. It'd be an easy win for the Cavs. Durant hasn't won 4 games against Lebron's teams in his entire career, now he'd have to win 4 in one series.
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>>67706312
I'm not sure how McCollum and Lillard would get along with him. Dwight presence might be bad for that young locker room
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>https://amp.twimg.com/amplify-web-player/prod/source.html?vmap_url=https%3A%2F%2Famp.twimg.com%2Fprod%2Fmultibr_v_1%2Fvmap%2F2016%2F05%2F19%2F20%2F733385176835842050%2F6edcccad-55b7-4318-a513-6437c6d29b93.vmap&duration=49.664&image_src=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Famplify_img%2F733386710403387392%2F9R-5frVQ%3Fformat%3Djpg%26name%3D640x360&content_id=733385176835842050&page=amplify_card

could be a pretty good commercial for Tel Aviv if you cut the Bender parts
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>>67706208
It's disappointing that people are actually bothered by the race of the face of the league
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>>67706460
No one actually is

Are you forgetting where you are?
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Reminder that if your team takes Jaylen Brown or Skal in the lottery your FO is retarded and should be fired immediately
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yo this dude is way too fucking honest. Like shit, he realizes he's not retired and that he's doing all this to get a final big contract right?

I like Dwight but he needs to chill. I thought him admitting to dogging it was bad enough already but all this
stuff here and the too scared to take shots part is making him look suspect as shit.

But hey, maybe GMs will appreciate his honesty.
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wtf is carmelo even doing?
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>>67706239
I'd gladly root for LeBron to give one to Cleveland. Talk about a city that actually deserves something long overdue. The Warriors fucking ruined the game for good, and most importantly, the Bay Area is bandwagon central in sports.
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>>67706557
Dying in New York
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>>67706557
Making money
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>>67706557
JUST
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>>67706538
I welcome more honesty from athletes

it works too, if you look at comments from his TNT interview there's a lot of people saying maybe dwight isn't such a bad guy etc.
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>>67706604
how do you make money? with your "condition"?
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>http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/the-next-porzingis
Can anyone tell me why he's getting hyped? I just don't see it
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>>67706643
Click bait
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>>67706635
I have a job, unlike you obviously
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>>67706643
no good reason
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>>67706557
It was one of his favorite cartoons as a kid and his son loves it too. Seems like a fun way to use your fame imo
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what is this sudden bullying of gowiz?
the dude is one of the more tolerable tripfags in the /nba/
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>>67706673
Its that one stalker samefagging
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>>67706673
its just the one guy who tries to bully ocd and 7kt too. pretty much all of us don't mind Go Wiz
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>>67706673
It's one dude from /b/ who doesn't really like to talk sports but likes to pick targets, see me and ocd
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>>67706685
>>67706691
>>67706699
why is that this general attracts autists like this
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>>67706708
The game of basketball attracts plenty of autists. With all of the advanced stats and whatnot
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>>67706708
I wanna say it's my fault but he'd just jump around from poster to poster
He harassed milanabrah and 7kt into oblivion and just makes the general boring predictable and insufferable

But he does it for the lulz!
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DeRozan took fewer than 20 field goal attempts and shot over 50% last game, which happens once in a blue moon and probably won't happen again this series. Good luck Toronto, you're gonna need a miracle to win.
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>>67706643
>7 footer
>mobile
>3pt range
>able to finish inside
>grew up playing PG
>not soft
>only 18
He's basically everything GM's are looking for right now and it's going to get him taken a little higher than his actual abilities probably warrant.
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>>67706708
it really is a brand of autism that I have never seen before ever. im an oldfag and ive been posting in /nba/ for a while, this guy has legit been here every single day for many years, just spamming the same type of shitposting and updating it to current times every so often. the earliest i remember seeing him was when the Lakers were still good and they got Nash/Howard, he shitposted the same kind of "hahahahahahahah lakeys! kobe!" autism that he does now with DLo, Bully, and Curry. he also spammed every canadian poster with "ayy81" around this time too. then he moved on to the RBL broship thing for a couple years, then he moved onto to curryposting, and now he just spams about curry and the current lakers team. i am fascinated with this guy, ive never seen such an autistic dedication to shitposting. hes been doing it daily for so many years. this what i imagine he looks like in real life
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My left and right hand Robert Horry
Most my niggas pop Xans unemployed
I can't stop, I'm goin' in, steroids
I tried to tell you when I came, it was God
I'm washin' off my hands with the mula like it's Ajax
Sippin' out my cup, hell no, don't you taste that
Hundred percent chance I done doped up and laced that
Chillin' with my family, hangin' low, I embrace them
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Oh yeah warriors vs cavs again woo I love the nbgay
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>>67706902
this desu
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>>67706902

but this time LeBron's gonna get one for da Land.
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Just in case you were wondering why Draymond is so good :)

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/05/draymond-green-golden-state-warriors-wnba-nba-fundamentals
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>>67704718

SHOOK
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>>67706967
Oh wow just like heat vs spurs II
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>Nuggets with two Rookie All Teams
WE OUT HERE

also I just found out that apparently reddit hates Jokic, like they could get anymore retarded
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lmao
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>>67703762
2015 draft turned out to be fucking great. This draft looks like shit
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>>67704718
>i deserve $22 million dollars per year to play basketball
>i'm afraid to shoot cause i might miss

choose 1

da-white coward everybody
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>>67706902

>wanting a fucking raptors clippers final

holy shit you're pathetic
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>>67704718
He shouldn't be afraid. Westbrick bricks shots all the fucking time and people still praise him. He should just shoot them
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>>67705930
Good deal. Good thing he didn't pick Kings
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the east is such shit that i wonder how many games it will take the cavs to acclimate to playing an actual professional basketball team again
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>>67706902
reminder that your shit team getting steamrolled is the reason for this
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What's the spread for the blowout be tonight guys?
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>>67707243
40 point blowout
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>>67707243
Cavs -12.5 @ 1.98

GET ON
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You're welcome /nba/
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>>67707304
Holy shit I wasn't going to bet but damn I love that one.
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Knicks got their man lol
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>>67707494
I'm not sure if Melo would love or hate horny
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we da norf
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>>67707523
Salaam alaikum my friend.

I'm about to go get me some chicken kebab. What's on the menu today Go Wiz? I suggest a nice plate like this for super.
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>>67703545

Hey trip stalker
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>>67707523
probably hate him because Horny will hold him accountable for his shit effort
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>>67707601
this is the only okay Go Wiz meme. not spammed too much, not mean or bullying, just somewhat funny banter. why is Canada so good at /nba/ shitposting?
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>>67704642

That prhyme record with Royce was hot as fuck
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>>67707601
I actually had some pita and hummus for breakfast this morning Kek


I ate some honey sriracha chicken that I made yesterday about 30 minutes ago and that's probably all I'll eat the rest of the day. Had a granola bar tho, shouldn't have eaten all that sugar

>>67707625
Shook wall was taken a little far imo and this is the same Canadian
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>>67704766

>paying real life money to get a VPN
>paying real life money to false flag Canada
>instead of paying real life money to see a psychiatrist

Please, I'm begging you Harry, go get some help. I'll even PayPal you some money
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>>67707687
Breh it was directed at John Wall. Not you. That boy is still shook.

And i'm running out of food ideas.
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>>67707712
I am john wall


Idk man I told you I don't eat much Arab food. Just go down to your local Mediterranean market and check out some recipes
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>>67707712
Canada why did you have to use your meme magic to make John Wall shook? John Wall is a pretty cool guy, I don't think he deserved that. Why couldn't you make Curry or LeBron shook?
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>>67707740
I'm actually going out to get some takeout like the stuff in the picture i posted lmao

>>67707750
I was watching a Nintendo press conference and got so hyped I clicked the wrong tab and saw Go Wiz was here so i thought of John Wall. It was just fate. Sorry.
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>>67705366

>tfw once played smear the queer as a 12 year old
>buncha of girls playing with us
>my crush gets the ball
>tackle her and try to get the ball
>get a handful of titty accidentally
>tfw she gets up and just starts smirking at me
>"real smooth, anon" and punches me in the shoulder playfully
>go full autismo and say "you too."
>we grow up and she gets preggers from Chad

S O F T
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How do we unshook John Wall?
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>>67707840
If he makes the playoffs and the NX flops then he is unshook.
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>>67707914
This
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Never doubt the god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kLYNkf_8oo
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this cavsfag anon making /nba/ threads is pathetic af
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>>67708346
WEW KOBE
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>>67708438
It's a reddit mod. He's mad at /nba/ because someone here is emailing him a John Wall/Mario fanfic
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>>67708438
You're the most pathetic poster on 4chan.
What part of the bay area are you from again?
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>>67708458
>being this salty

i'll post in your thread if you ask nicely breh
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>>67708470
Please post in hell then, faggot.
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I think we are being raided by reddit right now
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Oh, hey there lebron
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>>67708541
Raptors win this game.

I guarantee it.
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Westbrook would be GOAT if basket ball court were wider and longer. Lanklet freaks who cant even run would be BTFO
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>>67708561
>healthy Cloppers could have memed on the Curry-less Warriors
why does the universe hate your team so much
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>>67708551
I think they're 6-0 coming off a loss in this postseason but that was against much worse teams.
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>>67708618
that was with homecourt
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>>67706557

>TMNT x Melo Collection
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>>67706557
>>67706665
A recent TV ad had the Turtles watching a Knicks game from the rafters and Michaelangelo drops a slice of pizza, causing a slip.
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>no WestbrookxTMNT collection
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>http://nba.nbcsports.com/2016/05/19/report-police-investigating-james-harden-allegedly-breaking-mans-finger-in-fight/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
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>>67708706
Westbrook would be Raphael
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>>67708751
He was just angry that the man's finger was bigger then his penis give him a break.
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>>67708751
Let this be a lesson to all non breakfast defectors.
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>>67704274
2bh most sports "fans" are entitled subhuman trash that feel like these athletes owe them something and any excuse they could possibly have doesn't matter because they make too much money to complain about anything ever.

but even still the worst basketball fans don't compare to NFL fans.
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Guys who the FUCK is this?
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>>67708346
Pargo better
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>>67708849
Mo Paul
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>>67708822
>>67708822
usles
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>>67708862
Fuck you frenchman
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cavs are due for a loss
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>>67708346
>>67708346
offensive foul
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Should we retire the jersey of Toronto Raptors legend Shawn Marion?
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>>67708903
it's JL3

not telling you what that is short for
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Cleveland leads the series 1-0

8:30 PM ET on ESPN

>>67708928
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>>67708917
Nah, it was okay. He only got a tech for taunting.

Stay salty tho.
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>>67708936
Dont worry I think I managed to guess your name instead
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>Everybody thinks Durant was telling Waiters "Fuck you."
He was clearly saying "Fuck you doin? Fuck you doin?" Watch the fast break. Durant has an open lane for contested lay up or dunk and Waiters doesn't pass it to him. Durant reacts by jumping/kicking and then cuts beneath the basket for a jumper.

All my friends and all of you are retarded. Just saying.
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>>67708959
don't be mad at me that you don't know he is the son of one of the greatest coaches ever
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>>67708963
People are pushing for the Durant wants to leave narrative mainly Boston and Lakers fans
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>>67708963
dude even if it was "fuck you" it was clearly banter, he was laughing and stuff
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>>67708990
So what's Isiah Thomas' sons name then?
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>>67708963
>He was clearly saying "Fuck you doin? Fuck you doin?" Watch the fast break. Durant has an open lane for contested lay up or dunk and Waiters doesn't pass it to him. Durant reacts by jumping/kicking and then cuts beneath the basket for a jumper.All my friends and all of you are retarded. Just saying.
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>>67708934
Who?
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>>67709064
>not knowing shawn marion
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>>67709064
get lost casual
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>>67709064
>Warriors fans
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who is the bigger flyover

okc or cleveland
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>>67708751
I bet he was just trying to get the whistle
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>>67707687
Shut up you fat fuck. This is /nba/ not your personal blog faggot.
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>>67709136

OKC for sure. Ohio cities are close enough to the East Coast to exist.
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>>67709134
I am a Nets fan, I hate the warriors, dont be rude
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>>67709179
>Nets fan
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>>67706068
>be a literally who rookie
>cherrypick teams

I hope this guy gets drafted after the 14th.
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