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Can anyone actually name a legitimate reason as to why England
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Can anyone actually name a legitimate reason as to why England will not win the Euros?

I have been trying to think of one all year and literally cannot. We are untouchable me will win the Euros with ease.

I challenge you to name one, ONE reason as to why England will not win the Euros. It has to be a good one too.
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Their central defense
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JF refereeing
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We have no geniune width and its fully well know we're not skillful enough to play through the middle
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>>67699763
>United fan

Dismissed.
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>>67699733
They're english
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>>67699733

>woy
>James Milner
>Roonshit getting played up front instead of 2 vastly superior strikers

there's three reasons lad
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So far all your reasons are shit.
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Theyre the Chicago Cubs of international soccer
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>>67699851
>Soccer

Dismissed
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They have too many English players on the roster.
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>>67699903
Quality.

Dismissed though on the grounds that you're American.
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I'll give you three reasons: Germany, Belgium, France
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Other countries will be playing
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England is shit and all this hype is only going to make the shitposting better when they get an early elimination
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>I challenge you to name one, ONE reason as to why England will not win the Euros. It has to be a good one too.

They've never done it before.
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>>67699873

How dare you insult Sir Billi you uncultured swine
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>>67700022
>hype

Wait this thread isn't bait? there are people in England who legit think they stand a chance against Germany/France/Belgium/Portugal/Sweden/Croatia/Spain? I legit don't even know if they'll get out of the pool
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>>67700013
>Belgium
You do remember we still have Will Not's, right copain?
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>>67700077
And we have Deschamps. Oh fuck Germany is so winning this.
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Did you see last night's final OP? The one where the English team got completely outclassed by a La Liga midtable club? Exactly.
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>>67699773
We tried to play like that at the world cup and it was retarded only success we got was Welbeck cutting in from wing
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>>67699733
>rooney is captain
>national team captains tend to start games
>after bournemouth match, rooney announced that he would be used as a striker in the euros
>24 goal vardy is going to be sacrificed to make way for 8 goal rooney.

other factors too, like jack 'motm against plumbers' wilshere and ross 'surge forward and hope the defense move out of the way' barkley.
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Russia.
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Wish 4chan had archives of older threads so I could just send you to the ones where England always gets eliminated and everyone trashes the team.
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>>67700143
We do?
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>>67700013
>Germany

Done em mate.

>France

Done you a day after the Muslims did you.
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>>67700137
Lmao mate
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>>67700251
>friendlies

nice meme
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>>67700076
>belgium, sweden,croatia, france, portugal

Is this a joke?
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>>67699917
:( okay
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>>67700324

>the players didn't want to win

ok m8
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>>67700076

Not really sure on what basis France is being cocky about football. Can anyone clue me in?
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>>67700357
This.

If England had a terrorist attack the day before the players would give it their all

Not France though, because the players don't even want to play for France, they wish they were representing their African countries, but the sponsorship deals are too great
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>there are three countries that don't exist anymore (and haven't for 25 years) that have won more Euro championships than England

And I'm not even gonna mention Denmark or Greece.
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>>67700324
Mate there's no way with the history our countries have that France and Germany wouldn't want a win over England. It's a fact lad
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>>67699733
terrible midfield
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>>67700407
>Chicanos
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Why don't you guys produce a single UK team like you do for the Olympics instead of separate teams for England, Scotland, and Wales? Seems like you're needlessly handicapping yourselves.
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>>67700537
Because the team would just be English players anyway
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>>67700537
>muh tradition

Fuck em.
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>>67700537

basically the home nations had their own tournament for like 100 years and FIFA wanted us to join them and play in the world cup because at the time we were by far the best at football, our FAs thought it over and said yes ok but only if we can keep competing as seperate nations and FIFA were so desperate for us to accept and give them much needed legitimacy they agreed and so it stands to this day.

The little shitbag nations like Wales and Scotland are so ridiculously salty about England that they would never agree to become a unifed UK team and would in fact rather lose constantly and hardly ever qualify for tournaments than have a chance at genuine glory because they are spiteful and bitter little turds.
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>>67700355
also you said roster. so double dismissed.
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>>67700537
Never going to happen.
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>Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
>Czechoslovakia
>West Germany
>Denmark
>Greece
>Engl... wait a minute... Not so fast.
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you don't have the will of the warrior
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>>67700620
What do athletes from Wales and Scotland do for the Olympics? Play under protest? Not even bother trying out for the team?
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>>67700844

team gb
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>>67700844

Well they have no choice if they want to compete.

But to be fair I'm exaggerating a little, most sportsmen in Britian are more than happy to compete under the same flag regardless of which home nation they are from, most brits are very positive about the union, it's usually just bitter little neets that hate it but who gives a fuck what they think right?

In regards to football it's more the individual FAs that are reluctant to give up their privileges. Personally I think the english FA should tell welsh teams to gtfo of the english league system unless they want to compete as a British team.
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>Tfw bale will never carry us to a trophy as a united kingdom alongside kane and vardy.
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>>67700934
I think you should shut the fuck up you little bender. Why the fuck would you want to join with any of the other home nations? Spineless cunt
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>>67701043
Wales isn't a nation lad. We just tell them they are so they feel special.
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>>67701107
it's barely a county tbph
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>>67700336
They could all beat us. I'd say were at similar skill to those teams.
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>>67699733
I'm with you.

I think that player by player they have the best line up. Then again, anything can happen.
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>>67700563
With Bale England would walk away with the EUROs
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What if babies cry all the time because they can feel their skin sliding over their bones and we don't because we've got used to it?
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>>67701249
I don't think that is how babies work.
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>>67701184
>lelgium and pooratia
Sweden have Zlatan but then again all he does is bully FC Tracteur every week. A proper CB would break his ankles.
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>>67701249
Mate that doesn't even make sense
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>>67699733
>give me one reason as to why Liverpool will not win the Europa League

it hasn't been 24h lad
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>>67701249
babies are retarded, who gives a fuck why they cry all the time
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>>67701520
Who the fuck cares about club football anymore.

It's international time lad
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>>67701584
>clyne, henderson, milner, lallana, sturridge

I'm still enjoying the English funposting, but there pls think about the guys taking it seriously
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Penalties
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Rooney + Wheelchair + Liverpool players + John stones starting
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>>67700285
Capped for posterity. Russia will win your group.
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