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relegation play-offs

>thursday
eintracht - nürnberg (20:30 cest)

>friday
würzburg - duisburg (19:10 cest)
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good morning
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>>67694506
Morning
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will fotze go back to dortmund now that liverpool don't have cl
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gooooooooooooooood morning

>>67695134
maybe
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>Floppo
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>>67695134
>Mkhitaryan -> England
>Fotze -> Dirtmund
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>Nach der Trennung vom bisherigen Cheftrainer André Breitenreiter (42) befindet sich der FC Schalke weiter auf der Suche nach einem geeigneten Nachfolger und beschäftigt sich dabei gleich mit mehreren Kandidaten. Der neue Sportvorstand Christian Heidel (52), der sein Amt in Gelsenkirchen am Mittwoch angetreten hatte, sagte gegenüber dem „Kicker“: „Ich würde meinen Job nicht gut machen, wenn ich mich nur auf eine Personalie konzentrieren würde. Es gibt verschiedene Lösungen.“
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>Die Bundesliga-Saison 2015/16 ist seit knapp einer Woche Geschichte, doch bereits jetzt laufen die Planungen für die neue Spielzeit auf Hochtouren – auch beim 1.FC Köln, der die Serie auf Platz neun abschließen konnte. Wie der „Kicker“ berichtet, stehen die „Geißböcke“ unmittelbar vor der Verpflichtung des Darmstädters Konstantin Rausch.
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>Bleibt Henrikh Mkhitaryan bei Borussia Dortmund oder verlässt er den Verein Richtung Ausland? Vergangene Woche hatte der Berater des Armeniers, Mino Raiola, angekündigt, dass binnen zehn Tagen eine Entscheidung feststehen sollte. Nach Angaben der „Bild“ könnte es sich allerdings doch noch etwas herauszögern, bis alle Beteiligten Gewissheit haben.
>Der Knackpunkt ist nach wie vor die von Raiola geforderte Ausstiegsklausel im neuen Vertrag des 27-Jährigen, die von Dortmund abgelehnt wird. Das Angebot der Borussen liegt dagegen bereits seit Anfang April vor, nun soll laut „Bild“ aber auch der FC Chelsea konkret um den besten Vorlagengeber der abgelaufenen Bundesliga-Saison werben. BVB-Geschäftsführer Hans-Joachim Watzke gibt sich dennoch positiv: „Bei Micki bin ich optimistisch, dass es uns gelingt, den Vertrag langfristig zu verlängern. Ganz abgesehen davon: Dieser Kontrakt läuft ja auch noch ein Jahr“, sagte er dem „Kicker“.
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>>67696112
:(
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you cunts better be fucking watching england v sri lanka we joined your poomunity when you needed us

sincerely, /cric/
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>>67696139
you are le daniel xDDD
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>New Zeeland pretends to be Australia
quite sad tßh
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>>67695993
>Lose their best player
>Get a washed up fat benchwarmer instead

Yeah, that would be smart.
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>>67696181
>Dirtmund
>smart
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Scheiss SGE
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I will watch Böhmermann for the first time tonight
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Pascal Groß is going to Mainz
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>>67696251
good transfer
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Marseille
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>>67696098
Why would anyone want to join Chelsea?

>>67696210
Frankfurt >>>>> Nürnshit

>>67696211
Why that?
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>>67696361
i just want to watch it
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>>67696361
>Why would anyone want to join Chelsea?
Money + muh EPL prestige
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>>67696378
Living in London is also very nice.
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>>67696112
>literally dying
>still playing for your club

you will never be this passionate
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hallo i am here now
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>>67696489
to discuss the bundes?
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>stealing gimmicks
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>pretending my gimmick is your gimmick
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test
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cricket
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is
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test
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cricket
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>Werder Bremen hat sich mit sofortiger Wirkung von Geschäftsführer Thomas Eichin getrennt. Frank Baumann wird künftig die sportlichen Belange des Klubs verantworten. Das gaben die Grün-Weißen am Donnerstagmittag offiziell bekannt.
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test
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>test cricket
>they arent testing anything
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>>67696894
they are testing your patience
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>>67696880
Why? He wasn't bad
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>>67696917
Yeah why not Shitnik instead
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>>67696917
Probably internal beef. Eichin appeared to be the most legitimate person at Bremen.
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test ~
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>mfw Marco Russ was literarily cancer
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>"In allen fünf Finals, die ich verloren habe, gab es keine einzige Fehlentscheidung zu meinen Gunsten", sagte er später, "aber auch das wird sich irgendwann ändern."

Please note that this is a real quote and i have no agenda to push.
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>>67697197
That's because he had to play with the good guys (Dortmund and Liverpool) against the bad guys (Buyern, Golfsburg and Sevilla).
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>>67697197
>publicly asking for refball

einfach kult
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I feel sick.
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GIB MIR MEIN GIB MIR MEIN HERZ ZURÜCK
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>>67697809
Whats wrong, love?
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>tfw Haji Wright will be the next breakout goat and the first actually goat american striker in the Ruhr

Schalke need more signings and to get back Holjberg
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>>67697947
Just your standard nausea I guess :/
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Do you guys bet on BUNDESU?
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>>67697955
Well we never had any striker in the Ruhr, but Gladbach had a CB in the Rhine once.
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Guys you won't believe this but I STILL have goosebumps. I can't believe we actually won the whole thing this year, Pep you did us proud lad. Take a bow.
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>>67697972
Maybe you're pregnant?
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>>67697955
Schalke need to keep a decent manager and kill their board
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>>67698200
>Schalke about to hire Villas-Boas
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>>67698076
Hmm. I don't think so.
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>>67698226
Force him to play a team of kids and sack him in november when they are 3rd because reasons
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>>67698226
poor mans keller t be h
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>>67698200
Moyes
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Matthäus
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>>67697955
*Kolasinac
*Höwedes
*Caiçara
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hello
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Freiburg is back in the best league in the world next season!
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should i go to rock im park and bang drunk bitches /bundes/?
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>>67698554
this is not true
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>>67698584
You should go there but im afraid you will bang no one
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>>67698587
they got promoted, yes?
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>>67698600
i did last year, bru
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>>67698605
not to the epl
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>>67698605
to the bundesliga, yes.
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can someone explain the test cricket meme?
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>>67698606
no
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>>67698606
Ok friend
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>>67698610
>>67698613

Let me be the one to decide which league is the best!
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>>67698644
no
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>>67698644
no why would you know better than the rest of the world
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>>67698644
hello , are you a supporter/customer of rosenborg
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>>67698654
>>67698660
ok, i apologize.

forgive me?
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>>67698668
yes i am, Gersbach is amazing!!
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>>67698671
what is there to forgive
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>>67698689
don't forget cute
>those sponsors
are you used to them or is it hard to ignore?
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>>67698738
It is horrible, the huge bowlingball in the middle makes it unbuyable.

Hoping that Alex gets to play for the socceros against Greece!
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>>67698785
he's used to shitty sponsors

we're playing them twice so it would be retarded if he didn't
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>>67698839
Let's hope so, i don't think he has had his debut for Australia yet?
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>>67698922
no, but i expect him to be a regular from now on
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Still mad RBL choked against MSV.
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this is a test please reply to this post
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>>67699143
okay
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>neinhold testing his new bots
ohoh something bad is about to happen
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>>67699205
its not a bot

its a new way to browse 4chan
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>>67699224
vr?
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>>67699236
no vr is a meme
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memes can be fun
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>>67699279
just like ur mum
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Good news: The cold hasn't spread. The sore is just a little throat. I mean there's no frog in it, just a little sore. Seems like I'm winning the fight
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Who has been the best player in the bundeliga this season?
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>>67695587
Morning
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>>67699375
Andreas Christensen
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>>67696112
I've thought about how I would handle an illness such as cancer or worse. Having to rely on others, maybe even being a vegetable but not being able to speak or act.
I really don't want other people having to care for me. I'm bad at accepting help after all. Seeing a challenge in everything but also knowing when needing a third or fourth hand
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>>67697197
It's like losing every coin flip in poker, but he's right. If you keep at it and make the right decisions, victory is yours in the long run
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>>67699428
i told my sister to end me if i ever ended up in a vegetative state
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>>67699375
Baumann
he had to put up with schar and sule forgetting where the ball is all season
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>>67699375
mathew leckie
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>>67697809
It can't have been me because I got my sore throat and symptoms of a cold from being exposed to coldness and winds for too long over the weekend and monday. I hope you don't get sick and can enjoy the weekend fully fit instead
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>>67697986
No

>>67698516
Hi

>>67698584
No
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>>67699470
No, it's like asking the poker dealer to help you cheat next time.
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>>67699476
Fun fact: She won't.
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>>67699479
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>>67699560
what are they eating?
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>>67699534
No
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>>67699544
>fun fact

German humour, everyone.
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>>67699582
Is she a qt?
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>>67699570
cocks
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>>67699596
just like your mom
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>>67699572
It literally is.
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>>67699570
In that video sequence? Nothing
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>mfw the levels of hatred and antipathy in /Bundes/ are rising
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>>67699582
I giggled a little while coming up with it

>>67699611
Okay
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>>67699629
why are they pretending to eat something?
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>>67699595
Haven't seen her in awhile
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>>67699663
send photo
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>>67699663
Just tell her to take off the burka next time you see her.
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>>67699649
It's their way of supressing laughter because they are ashamed of showing feelings/emotions in public. I think that's japanese culture but I know next to nothing about it.
Maybe someone can help us out
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>>67699686
what do you think about Iver Fossum?
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>>67699709
who?
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>>67699697
good post, i rate it 80/96 hannovers
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>>67699725
Iver Fossum (* 15. Juli 1996 in Drammen)[1] ist ein norwegischer Fußballspieler auf der Position im offensiven Mittelfeld.
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>>67699704
thanks that was very helpful
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>>67699750
i think he is a football player
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I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
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>>67699785
he plays for your favorite team, Hannover 96.
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Borussia Dortmund have been watching FC Nordsjælland's Emre Mor closely this season.
They were in Parken this Monday, watching him against FCK.
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>>67699805
i have no favorite team
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>>67699833
Poor Dorftrottel ;_;
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Who does bundas think will win - RM or Atletico?
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>>67699833
what is the point then? you gotta have a favorite team!
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>>67699904
i had a favorite team once but then they fired jens keller
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>>67699891
athletic co.
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>>67699891
Atletico
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I just visited /deutsch/ for the first time
i'm glad i have you bundes *hug*
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What are the German equivalents to "Chad" and "Stacy" ?
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>>67699992
Neinhold and Emily
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>>67699992
Tobias and Heidi
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>>67699928
Are you Jens Kellers boyfriend?
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>>67699992
Ahmed and Sibel.
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>>67699891
Atletio, Tsu won't show up all game
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>>67699992
Simon und Carla
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>>67700033
no i have no romantic interest in jens keller
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>Leldes Lelga
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>>67700073
He looks a guy who owns a boat, do you think he owns a boat?
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>>67700093
GTFO child rapist
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>>67700094
you are right he does but i dont think he owns a boat
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>>67700103
Clocked it at 33 seconds.
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>>67700139
Kind of sad your reputation in Germany will always be based on Beer, Fries, Waffles and child rape, all go hand in hand if you think about it.
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when i think of belgium i think of beautiful men
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>>67700189
like kdb?
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>>67700118
i think you are right, i couldn't find anything from my google search
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>>67700199
no, like batshuayi
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>>67700199
no like Marc Dutroux
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>>67700169
I don't see why this is a bad thing. Not that we're proud of horrible things like waffles, of course.
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>>67700094
No
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FUCK OFF INT
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This quote gives me energy for some sets sometimes
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>>67700300
It gives me a Latte
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>>67700408
We need a new Hiroshima ASAP
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>>67696210
y u say dis? hoping for the best.
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Okay let's have a look:

Frankfurt
- beautiful modern stadium
- great fans
- great atmosphere
- international city
- part of the likeable Hesse

Nürnberg
- ugly stadium
- no fans
- no atmopshere
- literally who city
- Frankenschweine


I think it's quite obvious which club belongs in league one
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WIR SINGEN EINTRACHT FRANKFURT
ZWEITE LIIIIIIIIGAAAAAAA
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>>67700506
Because Schweintracht sucks m8
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Who /HERZBUMBERN/ here?

I would be happy with 1:1 today desu.

Anyone watching the game at Gärtla today?
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JUDE JUDE EINTRACHT FRANKFURT
JUDE JUDE EINTRACHT FRANKFURT
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NIX HOLLYWOOD
FRANKFURT BRUDI
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>>67700530
Fresse Sepp, Batzis boxen!
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IHR SEID NUR DÖNER VERKÄUFER
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evening
go sge
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>Ronny lost it
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>>67700591
Nique ta mere, Pierre.
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which is best?
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>>67700605
Do you think TT watches Peaky Blinders ?
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>>67699084
>MSV
why do you care? I thought most people wanted to see RBL crash and burn? I'm surprised there are as many RBL fans here in Leipzig as there are, considering everyone else seems to hate the Red Bull teams
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>>67699992
Tristan und Julia
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>>67700604
deine überscheiße kreisliga mannschaft wird unten bleiben du hurensohn
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>>67700542
see >>67700530
>>67700530- except I see Nürnberg fans at away games. They were all over Leipzig back in September.
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Why are Germans so much into skat and furry porn?
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>>67700548
BOMBEN AUF DY-NA-MO
BOMBEN AUF DY-NA-MO
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>>67700702
DELETE THIS
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>>67700625
of course, he constantly practices hand movements when coaching; soon he will put a razor blade in his hat it and start slashing Watzke should he continue to forget his hat at home
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>>67700731
He kind of has the same "air" around him as Thommy.
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SCHEISS EINTRACHT FRANKFURT
SCHEISS EINTRACHT FRANKFUUUURT
UND DANN FANGEN WIR VON VORNE WIEDER AN
WIR SINGEN-
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>>67700702

have you ever given scat a shot? fire up eroprofile and check some out, depending on how kinky you are some of it's actually very hot
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why is /bundesliga/ so hostile today?
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>>67700702
we aren't, it's just a meme.

ok, praise jesus
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>>67700793
dorftrottels are acting up because their irrelevant team is in the light
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>>67700769
Fun fact: Tuchel's parents named him after Thomas Shelby.
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>>67700530
this desu i hate nürnberg
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>>67700793
randale-meister visiting
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do german librarians usually wear short skirts with no panties?
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>>67700859

that's been my experience from educational films
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>>67700605
i never thought i would say this but watzke is the sanest person in that picture
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>>67700605
>>67700883
why is he wearing training gear?
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>>67700021
cute
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>>67700880
>educational films
you mean porn
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>>67700859
yes
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>>67700994

ja. easier for them to squeeze out the good stuff
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>>67701073
wie bitte?
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Who's worse German posters or UNA VELA posters?
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>>67701001
that is the video I was referring to
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>>67701073
Sorry but I don't speak Schweizerdeutsch
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>>67701073
Who's the other guy meant to be though?
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>>67701073
*#miasanxhaka2017

ftfy
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>>67701146
he put english after realising he got the attention of arsenal fans

https://www.fb.com/artanmuhaxhiri/posts/1212731045405135:0
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>>67701105
>>67701146
konfirmua Londres finalizuar Arsenal

Come on, guys.
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>>67701131
it is a great video
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>>67701197
is it well known?
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>>67701131
Source?
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>>67701180
that doesn't reflect all the skröësëlbröët inbetween but ok i catch your drift
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>>67701180
So Mike Jensen is back in the national team
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>>67701242
just go to pornhub and type in "library"

pretty sure you will find it
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>>67701242
it's called Sexy Librarian in Mini-Skirt on xvideos
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>>67701234
I found it and showed it to a couple of friends, I have never heard anyone besides that talk about it, though
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>>67701255
are you the norge lad i talked with about music a while ago on here?

>>67701319
>showing porn to friends
isnt that awkward
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>>67701242
her name is Anja Juliette Laval, she has a couple of quality vids
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>>67701343
everyone does it, so mightaswell show and tell
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>>67701343
well I wasn't watching it with them, just sharing the links (as far as I can remember)
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>>67701255
Yeah. I guess it's natural with Hareide there.
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>>67701180
its baffling how incapable people are at understanding languages
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>>67701343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg16VWIuSmA

i think so yes, been awhile!
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>>67701111
Nice dubs
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>>67701437
Happy with Hareide?
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>>67701516
nice. i hope you are doing fine
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>>67701460
My mom really annoyed me when we were in Spain some years back. She knows some basic written French but it's like she refused to even try to apply it to the signs and things she needed to read in Spanish.
My own two years of beginner's French were a great help to me.
I even helped an old Spanish speaking tourist today with finding a sightseeing bus.
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>>67701460
Especially considering how everyone knows English which is pretty much a bridge between latin and germanic languages.
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>>67701539
how about you start going on holidays without your parents?
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>>67701536
Yeah. I have absolutely no trust in the competence of our FA leadership so was really worried about who they'd end up choosing. Definitely dodged some bullets there and Hareide will do for a couple of years.
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>>67701539
>a sightseeing bus.
i initially read that as a bus for blind people (like seeing eye dog)
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>>67701556
Nice to spend some time abroad with them and my brother every once in a while. I love my family.
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>>67701556
How about you establish a close and loving relationship with your parents and stop feeling embarrassed for being see with them in public like a teenager.
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>>67701537
i am doing just fine, how about you?
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>>67701615
THIS
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Stop talking and focus on the hate!

Gummiadler vernichten!
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>>67701615
never
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>>67701567
Well he wasn't that good of a manager for our national team, but have been shit for a long time now so i guess its understandable. I've got the impression that most danes would be happy just to get rid of Morten Olsen.
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>>67701616
I'm fine. do you have rateyourmusic or any other thing so we can keep in touch and talk about music?

>>67701615
there is a difference between having a good relationship with your family and spending every time available with them
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>>67701615
But my parents ARE embarrassing
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>>67701680
also this. my dad always points at people on the streets, if he's talking about them
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>>67701535
> quads=/=dubs
Come on man
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>>67701664
More or less anyone would be an improvement on Olsen at this stage, but I'm glad they didn't go for some over the hill overpaid Dutch coach or Morten Wieghorst.

>>67701703
Sounds like pretty normal German behaviour. A real lack of social grace in public.
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>>67701703
Ugh... I feel you. My dad sits in a restaurant and constantly stars at other people in a really obvious way. Sometimes he even turns 180° to watch the people sitting behind him.
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Tfw no chavy eintracht gf
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>>67701615
this

gonna be in rome with mum and my brother during the EUROs
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>>67701679
i dont really have any platforms like that, used to be on a website that would track my sync with my itunes library, can't remember the name. The only music app i use these days is spotify.
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Don't think i'd get along with a single person itt irl tßh.
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>>67701810
We would if I could overcome my anxiety
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>>67701825
Would you do coke with me ?
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>>67701810
we would make a cute couple :)
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Can you edit the Kult Kloppo bar pasta into a Kult Floppo bar pasta
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>>67701798
You mean last.fm?
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>>67701810
Depends. Are you a Glubberer?
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>>67701849
I already have a gf Greta, sorry.
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>>67701843
I'm open to it
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>>67701858
I support a 2. Bundes team, not saying which one.
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>>67701850
thats not really funny
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>>67701852
yeah that was the website!

>>67701868
what a shame, say hi from me.
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>>67701883
fürth
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>>67701883
which one is it?
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>>67701875
We should do molly together, then go out for drinks. Would be fun :)
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>>67701810
but this is real life anon, we embrace you and your presence
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>>67701883
EISERN UNION?
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>>67701893
ok, but what is your name?
>>67701901
>>67701918
An NRW club
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>>67701883
Kleeblatt vernichten tßh
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>>67701921
We should
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>>67701938
which one?
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>>67701703
>>67701746
I don't know which one is the worst, getting embarassed by your parents or being the embarassement and seeing that your parents are feeling some kind of discomfort as you pile up on the drinks before talking to some snub girl, embarassing yourself (and them) even further
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>>67701810
I actually think the opposite is the case.
People always make 4chan out to be sooo antisocial but in reality we all share at least one common interest and that's more than I can say for most people irl.
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>>67701947
One that has more Miestertitel than Leverkusen.
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>>67701887
wow...
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So ihr lutscher, geh jetz richtung stadion. vorher noch ein paar nürnberg spastis den schal ziehn in der innenstadt. sehn uns am UF büdchen
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>>67701938
my name is Ola Nordmann
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>>67701981
Schöne Grüße and Hafti
(:
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>>67701994
But those are the John and Jane Doe of Norway :(
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>>67701970
sorry love

how about you convince me of the opposite if you know what i mean
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Und der Jürgen Klopp, der ist doch auch ein Guter?

Aber sicher doch, Klopp ist einer der Sorte, der nur für Produkte Werbung macht, von denen er echt überzeugt ist – und dann allen Produkten etwas abgewinnen kann. Einer, der schon mal „Vollgasveranstaltungen pur“ verspricht, Superdeppendeutsch für „Wir werden uns stets bemüht haben“. Einer, dem der Ehrgeiz regelmäßig das Gesicht zu einer kriegslüsternen Fratze entstellt. Einer, der Plakate mit der Überschrift „Unser Versprechen“ in der Kabine aufhängt, auf denen sich die Spieler gegenseitig u.a. „bedingungslosen Einsatz“, „Zielstrebigkeit unabhängig von jedem Spielverlauf“ und eben „leidenschaftliche Besessenheit“ geloben – und nicht etwa unterkühlte Besessenheit. Einer, der „am Ende des Tages mit meiner Frau Ulla immer gemeinsam zu Gott“ betet und somit „mittlerweile eine ganz gesunde, offene Art, zu Gott zu beten und mit ihm zu sprechen“ gefunden hat. Einer, der also eine Art Kreuzung aus einem Walmart-Filialleiter und Xavier Naidoo darstellt. Wie könnte so ein Mann nicht allseits beliebt sein?
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I just realized I'm the King of /Bundes/.
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>>67702015
but that is my name!
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Friendly reminder that i wrote the Kult-Kloppo Bar pasta.

t. Neinhold
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>>67701981
Bestimmt großmaul, sehen uns am Montag am hbf auf Gleis 4. Werden dich standesgemäß begrüßen ;)
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>>67702017
just try it
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Penis
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Time to make the meatloaf filled with pesto rosso
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UND WIR SCHMEIßEN STEIN UM STEIN
AUF DIE SCHWEINE ELF VOM MAIN
SCHEISS ASIS VON EINTRACHT FRANKFURT
DENN DU BIST EIN SCHEISS VEREIN
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>>67702162
make me
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>pesto
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>mfw a frankfurt fan was being asozial near me
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>>67702208
you're by far the gayest poster here
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>>67702162
why are you pretending to be kyouko
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>>67702228
i hate you
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>>67702208
People like you ruin this place
Please drop dead (PDD)
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>>67702286
me too
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just had to put on pants as it was too chilly for shorts
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>>67702314
i love you
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>>67702314
>>67702382
You two see >>67702300
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>>67702515
typical ruhrpott spastis
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>>67702213
Nett. Offenbacher?
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>>67702515
i feel sorry but at the same time i can't stop laughing
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>>67702525
They're from Hamborg
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>>67702538
that's called being mean
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>>67702279
Pretending?
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>>67702515
>it's a guido girl from dortmund with neinholds dad?
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>>67702537
>He thinks I'm a Hesse-Untermensch
try again Sascha
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>>67702585
Rednitzhembach?
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test
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>the mom wearing a "it's a guido girl" t shirt and having a body of your average wife from a proletarian upbringing
>the clearly handicapped son looking genuinly happy
>the father, looking at the same time contempt and hopeless
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>>67702515
FUCK OFF EVIL DENMARK
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>>67702650
the dad seems relatively happy/amused, don;t project yourself onto him
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>>67702650
damn who is that guy again? pretty sure i saw him before
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>>67702515
That's the mall at Potsdamer Platz
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>>67702751
i have the same feeling
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>>67702751
he posted here once (last summer i think) bragging about how he looked good and how his hairs were nice etc. Then the mask fell
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>>67702757
I thought it looked familiar
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>>67702757
>>67702860
that ice cream place is the only reason to go there desu
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>>67701810
Do you enjoy brew? I'm going to assume yes. In that case, probably. But I don't speak German well.
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>>67700506
GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBBGLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB GLUBB
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>>67701921
Molly, then alcohol? Isn't that kind of a waste of molly?
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>>67702883
Oh, I've been there a couple of times, it's great
going to Berlin again this summer; I will definitely be back there
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SCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAALKE UND DER FCN
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>>67702916
That's literally the best thing to do on xtc desu
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>>67702923
>it's great
the ice cream place or the arkaden in general?
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>>67702916
alcohol and mdma is pretty dangerous too i think
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>>67702923
Have fun. What else do you plan to do in Berlin?
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>>67702927
Rapid und der FCN

RAPID UND DER FCN
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>>67702537
Correct assessment.
>>67702585
> probably from Kaiserslautern then
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>>67702948
it isn't
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>>67702948
Bullshit just have a bottle of water after each two beers and you'll be fine
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SCHEISSEEEEEE NULL VIEEEER
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>>67702832
> hairs(plural)
kek I love you guys
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>>67702995
yeah if it's two beers it's ok but don't get too drunk on it. it will hide the effects telling you that you need to cool off (muscle tension and soreness, feeling hot etc) and it will also come back in a fury after the effect of the mdma has worn off. I'll stick to powerade tbf
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>>67703030
I meant after every two beers I down like 3 to 4 litres of beer when I am on molly
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>>67702943
Oh. Here I thought LSD or 2C-B were. What effects can one expect? If it doesn't kill the effecs what does it do? I assume you should keep it at a strong buzz max, yes?
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>>67702944
the arkaden in general got significently less attractive to me since saturn moved away but are always worth a look, especially around christmas after a stroll across the Weihnachstmarkt

>>67702955
take a bike with me and do a lot of cycling; Potsdam, Spandau, etc..
Berlin is a perfect city for long bicycle tours in summer when everything is green, warm, and it's not dark until 22:00.
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DRUFFIS RAUS AUS BUNDES
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>>67703076
>saturn
i think they moved to leipziger platz.
also the weihnachtsmarkt at potsdamer platz is shit, m8
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>>67703058
Holy shit my tolerance is way down since I got hospitalized. Last time I drank 3-4 liters I blacked the fuck out.
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>drugs
2haram5mich
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>sacking Eichin
enjoy 2nd league 2017
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>>67703122
kek
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>>67703111
>saturn moved to leipziger platz
yeah, they moved to the "mall of Berlin", fancy af, but that new store is pretty crappy, nice people working there tho

>weihnachtsmarkt at potsdamer platz is shit
yeah, but aren't they all in a way?
at least this one has a Rodelbahn, and potsdamer platz looks pretty great with all the lights and such
Schloss Charlottenburg is the only goat Weihnachtsmarkt
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test
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test~
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>>67703285
>Schloss Charlottenburg is the only goat Weihnachtsmarkt
yeah, although gendarmenmarkt and the one in dahlem aren't that bad either
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>Frankfurt match
>bundes filled with junkie scum talking about their drug habits
Wow.. color me surprised
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normies stop talking about having fun thanks
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russia equalized :/
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>>67703478
saw some blokes selling h in the middle of the frankfurt metro station. like in the big place where there's escalators and stores everywhere. later that day i saw some guy laying down in the middle of a big corridor, obviously nodding off. someone should've turned his head on a side but whatever really. weird to see a lot of junkies and dealers in a place in which thousand people move through everyday instead of some shitty neighborhood. I don't know how people ignore this, it's a very disturbing experience to see drug addicted hobos laying down in a place where people wearing suits walk through everyday
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>>67703548
in what event?
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>>67702338
I just did the exact opposite (had to put on shorts as it was too warm for pants)
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>>67702572
This is not a riddle
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>>67703704
ice hockey wc
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>>67703548
;__;
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Time for yet another chamomile steam bath
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I hope one team wins 5-0 today
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I hope Nuremberg win because I like their song
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Glaubt ihr Hamburg ist entäuscht, dass sie ihr Saisonziel Relegation verpasst haben?
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>>67703648
Never underestimate the ability of Germans to mind their own fucking business when it comes to personally helping the less fortunate.
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Remove Frankfurt
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>>67703932
10. Platz, du Lutscher
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Who are the bad guys?
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>>67703985
me
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>>67703985
Nürnberg
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>>67703985
Kyouko
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>>67703985
Frankfurt

Nürnberg are like Leicester
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>mfw Frankfurt wins tonight
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>>67703985
Frankfurt, both are pretty crappy, though
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>>67703985
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Game hasn't even startend and we already see more emotions than during a whole Bauern season
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>m-muh evil pyrotechnik ;_;
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Hat noch jemand Angst nen versteckten Tumor zu entwickeln ohne es zu wissen?

Sowas kommt ja nur durch Zufall bei Untersuchungen raus. Wenn man Symptom hat isses meist zu spät.
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>>67704069
will this meme ever end?
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lmao these 2 clubs are pure scum
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>>67704047
Fuck that. SGE is a good club with a solid Fußballkultur behind it.
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>>67704084
lass dich regelmäßig beim Arzt untersuchen
>aua aua mein leben
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these 2 clubs are pure scum
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>>67704111
Die untersuchen aber auch nicht alles.

Letztes mal beim Arzt war ich für so nen halbwegs rundum blut test vor knapp 2 jahren. Schilddrüsenwerte bisschen daneben aber ansonsten okay. Und ne Laktoseintoleranz hab ich.

Hab so ne hypochondrische Ader
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Frank-Derby today:
Frankfurt vs Franken
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you know remember Marcelo Diaz
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>>67704140

Frank De Boer is in the stadium too
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you now remember Düsseldorf-Hertha
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Frankfurt at home should have been the return match... then we could have watched a Platzsturm if they go down
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>>67704136
Die geiern bei Kassenpatienten herum
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>>67704158
really?
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Do away goals count?
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>>67704190

no
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>>67704203
rude
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>>67704202
yes
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>>67704202
no, only home team can win
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>>67704149
Yes
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What do you guys think?
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Aigner creeps me a bit out desu. Does he have a big head or small shoulders or both?
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>>67704233

never heard of egg on a pizza before, sounds interesting
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will russ score please reply to this post with your guess
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Listening to Martin Tétreault right now.
>DFB prohibiting beer showers after the cup final
no fun allowed
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>>67704233
>frisches Ei
why

wow, it rhymes
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>>67704217
>German humour

>it's a Frankfurt have loads of chances and then lose the game episode
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>>67704255
u missin out
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>>67704267
>>67704255
egg seems unusual but I don't think it has to be bad on pizza

then again I even like asparagus or broccoli on pizza with sauce hollandaise

I'm a pig
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>>67704258

It's offensive, they should ban all alcohol from stadiums
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>>67704290
Mohammed please.
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>>67704278
oink oink
>>67704268
they can't lose with Alex Meier Fußballgott
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>>67704278
so you are not halal?
can't help the refugees now, huh?
how convenient [spoiler]you fucking nazi scum[/spoiler]
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my mum still holds a grudge against the germans and she's not even jewish
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>>67704233
Do it! Joeys is shit imo but this combination is good!
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>>67704391
She would fit right in here.
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You will never spend a weekend with France, being in his appartment, casually walking through Paris
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>>67704391
why?
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>>67704391
My mom still hates australians and she's not even an emu. Just can't stand that foster's piss.
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Reminder that Frankfurt won against Dortmund
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>>67704000
No and checked
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>>67704423
>being inside and walking around Paris at the same time
how
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>>67704423
i will be in paris in 2 weeks
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>>67704233
Make it yourself if you really want pizza
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>>67704423
>spending a weekend with a country
how silly
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>>67704436
then stop drinking it
>>67704424
she gets more insane every year 2bh
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>>67704449
it's a big apartment
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>>67704248
He has the body of a saurian

>>67704256
No. What do you think
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>>67704256
own goal : /
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You know how, as a german, can remember what the word "foster" means? Think of Förster, he raises trees. This is what fostering does. A Förster fosters trees and plants
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>Kerk
More like KEK
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Jesus Christ that freekick
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>>67704463
Cool, would be nice to read from you again after your trip
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>>67704423
you will have to sleep in the living room then
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Top Kerk
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>all this buildup for that shitty fk
top kerk
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>>67704409
I did it anon.

Also I'm excited for Domino's finally replacing all Joey's over the next year or two, as I heard.

Had Domino's twice while out of country and it was really good.
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>>67704479
She needs a penis penetration
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>>67704554

Dominos is alright but it's really greasy, we started getting Papa John's everywhere over the last few years which is really good but a bit more expensive.
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>>67704543
dont worry i always blog in /bundesliga/
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forster is an goalkeeper
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>>67704528
What did he do?

>>67704544
Yes please
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>the voice of the Stadionsprecher
ayy
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>>67704546
Hehe
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Are they playing to win relegation? Why not score own goal?
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>>67704624
What?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10255841
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>>67704582
Bottled a freekick
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>>67704552
I like this. Sounds funny when saying it out loud like kerk, not körk

>>67704554
Try making your own pizza from time to time. You won't look back
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>>67704624
i get it
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>>67704554
Guten Appetit!
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>>67704580
Good

>>67704581
That too

>>67704636
Being relegated means to move down
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>>67704624
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>>67704525
Are u drunk?
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>>67704248
>The shoulder line is two head lengths (two widths on a female) wide
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>>67704641
The last time I made my own pizza it was overloaded.

You make it and you start putting toppings on and it's all "hmm.. this doesn't look like much at all" and you keep piling it on.

Before you know it you have to eat the final pizza with a fork
>>
>>67704638
Okay

>>67704667
Of chamomile, maybe. Drinking the entire steam bath content as we write
>>
>>67704525
a fosterer raises children. It's like poetry
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>>67704636
>>67704662
>>67704665
epic fail
>>
Is valerian tea a good tea?
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>>67704672
Yeah he's an amphibia

>>67704680
So what you are writing is you made something for the first time, learned from it and have never done it again ever since
>>
>>67704702
Depends. Are you a nerve wreck?
>>
>>67704709
Yeah, that's my life motto
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just dont use the aldi teig and tomatensauce and the pizza wont suck
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>>67704720
Sometimes
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>>67704698
>>67704624
now I get it
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>>67704702
During my walk to work couple days ago I thought of making a bread on tee vee with an image that shows Steven Seagull and 19 black shadows next to him, asking everyone who the other 19 good men are.
Then when contributers guess a good man right, I will make the layer visible in Photoshop and post the image, telling a story why the person/actor qualifies as a good man.

Needless to write I came to the conclusion that it takes too much of an effort

Also yes
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>>67704672
Just measured it. Works for me.
>>
>>67704720
yes
>>
the Stadionsprecher is really annoying
>inb4 "just like you"
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>>67704760
cool story bro
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>>67704787
do you even care about the bundes
>>
>>67704783
>"just like you"
/bundesliga/ would never be this mean
>>
pizza is here

that was pretty quick
>>
>>67704826
I used to. Not as much these days.
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>>67704842
post pics pls
>>
still, ITT: bunch of germans chatting in english. and still: niemanden interessiert es ihr vollidioten
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>>67704842
They already know you'll order your daily pizza, fatty
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>>67704854
>>>/int/
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>>67704851
same
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>>67704854
its for my benefit and my benefit alone
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>>67704854
Joel-Pascal bitte
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>>67704852
this please

>>67704854
fuck off to /b/
>>
Pretty boring game is this shit two legs?
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>Aigner
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>>67704898
yah
>>
>>67704898
yes
>>
SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE
SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE
SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE
SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE SCHEISSE
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>>67704290
everyone who drinks alcohol should be beheaded
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>>67704522
>>67704256
>>
>Shitfurt
>>
HOLY FUCK
FRANKFURT BTFO
HOLY FUCK
FRANKFURT BTFO
HOLY FUCK
FRANKFURT BTFO
HOLY FUCK
FRANKFURT BTFO
HOLY FUCK
FRANKFURT BTFO

poor Russ ;___;
>>
>>67704898
>this guy
>>
>>67704522
OH MY GOD WHAT
>>
>letting chinks play
>>
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
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>>67704851
place went downhill hard
>>
RUSE'D
>>
>>67704522
Whelp
>>
RUSS OWN GOAL

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>the city of frankfurt
>>
>Chemo scores
>>
>what the fuck am I even watching right now
>mfw
>>
>>67704722
Okay
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>>67704522
>>67704256
>>
>>67704937
>>67704948
>>67704962
>people with testicular cancer
>good fortune
pick uno
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>>67704522
dubs of meme magic
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russ
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>>67704761
What works for you
>>
>1 Torschuss
>26% Ballbesitz
1:0
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>>67704993
Andy Egli had ball cancer, he seems to be doing alright.
>>
>>67704256
>>67704522
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>
>gets cancer
>scores own goal in a relegation play-off
JUST FUCK MY LIFE UP, SENPAI
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>>67704256
>>67704522
>>
>>67704993
>>67705028
Ebbe Sand, too

you now remember Ebbe Sand
>>
>>67705007
it hurts.
>>
The Nurnberg players know they are lucky to be ahead. They did not look happy when walking off the pitch.
>>
>>67705028
Lance Armstrong.
>>
>>67705045
Russ is the cancer that is killing Shitfurt


It's like poverty
>>
>>67704256
>>67704522
You jinxed it you piece of shit
>>
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>>67704852
>>67704883
Excuse the bad camera quality
>>
>>67705062
they feel bad for him
>>67705085
thx
>>
>>67705058
I'm sorry
>>
>>67705085
that does look tasty, mind saving me a piece?
>>
>Russ

aua
>>
>>67705116
Aua,aua, meine Leukocyten
>>
>>67705010
The formula
>>
>>67705085
>eggs baked with pizza

omg
>>
whats the best meme and why is it aua aua?
>>
äm, ihr könnt ruhig auf deutsch schreiben, dem einen engländer wirds egal sein, ihr spackos
>>
>äm
>>
>>67705179
it's cute and everyone can play
>>
>>67705182
Shut your trap and piss off to int or b
>>
Marco Russ- the biggest case of JUST in football since Klopp
>>
>>67705166
Okay
>>
>>67705228
Bekämpf mich Schwuchtel
>>
okay just finished shitposting on a french philosophy forum i can watch the game now
>>
His GK could have told him to leave it
>>
Do away-goals count double in relegation?
>>
>>67705228
wie süß er versucht wie ein engländer zu schreiben :D
>>
>>67705244
Leanring a new language works best when you visit their respective three chins. I "tried" this for Italian once without any success
>>
>>67705182
Sorry I don't speak German
>>
Who is the guy in the maroon suit?
>>
>>67705254
Yes
>>
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>>67705280
What are you watching

>>67705287
Stefan Aigner.jpg
>>
>>67705285
r u srs?
>>
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>>67705182
>>
>>67705244
you missed the Russ own goal
>>
>>67705311
don't worry I've seen the webm. has the game been entertaining so far?
>>
Leave die Eintracht to me,guys
>>
>>67705258
>Er schreibt Deutsch
>Im Forum einer kambodschanischen Partnervermittlungswebsite
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>>67705287
I saw a Feuersalamander recently
>>
>>67705320
not really
>>
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>>67705301
>>67705301
>>
>>67705331
Did you lick it?
>>
>MUH TUMOR
fuck off reeeeeee
>>
>>67705353
No, but my dog wanted to
>>
>>67705182
alles klar ronny

hauptsache du verstehst mich
>>
>>67705348
What's a maroon suit
>>
>>67705285
HOLY FUCK
FRANKFURT ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>
>>67705331
Do humans know not to mess with animals like that instinctively like other animals or do we have to be taught?
>>
>>67705362
Okay
>>
das könnte hier glatt als cringe thread durchgehen
>>
ICH WÜNSCH EUCH NOCH NE GEILE BUNDES
OHNE UNS WIRD ES EUCH BESSER GEHN
>>
>>67705394
Both
>>
Ich bin froh, dass Stuttgart endlich raus ist.

Jetzt fehlen nur noch die "Dinos", der HSV
>>
>>67705373
A maroon colour suit or a maroon costume that may or may not be maroon in colour
>>
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>>67705387
>BTFO
>1:0
>74:26
>how do I ratio?
>>
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>>67705450
>maroon is a colour
Thanks. Hope I can remember. Also no, he's not wearing a maroon suit. Looks more like burgundy. Maroon looks more like wine red, a more powerful colour. I barely have an idea what I'm writing about
>>
Even a club like Real only costs like 500-600 million in total.

Why doesn't a rich Saudi just buy a shitty club in the Bundesliga, fire everyone and buy a squad of international all stars then go on to win the Liga, cucking Bayern?
>>
>>67705445
Bremer Hundesohn pls
>>
Would you look at that, Traditionsbengalos. :-) #RBLraus
>>
>>67705515
Because contracts and rights
>>
>>67705515
Because 50+1
>>
who will get all the good stuttgart and frankfurt players?
>>
>>67705541
Schalke
>>
>>67705541
like who
>>
>>67705541
sge isnt going down reee
>>
>kovac
>MUH KAMPF

loving every laugh
>>
>>67705541
which ones la
>>
>Guido "Piqué" Burgstaller
>>
>>67705575
>>67705558

reinartz
stendera
seferovic
hasebe
baumgartl
werner
ginczek
kostic
rupp
maxim
>>
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>>67705649
I spot one hot girl
>>
>>67705649
Feminists BTFO
>>
>>67705649
l-lewd
>>
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>>67705502
>>
>>67705502>>67705373
>that one guy who doesn't know basic words
Cute
>>
>>67705649
water polo?
>>
>>67705649
Congratulations to the Merryfair freshman high-school volleyball team!
>>
>>67705698
>>67705698
>>67705698
NEW
>>
HAHHAAHAHAHAHA VERFICKTER RUSS

WAS FÜR EIN VERSAGER

FÜNFTER FÜR SCHEISS SGE

IMMMER WIIIEDER FCN
>>
>>67705515
Look at Monaco, it was a good plan and worked well
>>
>>67705720
U17 team of Denmark
http://www.euro-sportring.com/en/tournaments/verler-handball-cup
>>
>>67705700
Redwood it is, nicely done collage
>>
>>67705708
Dunno
>>
I am here now.

Who are we cheering for?
>>
>>67706062
Frankfurt
>>
ugh
>>
>>67706062
BAYERN
>>
>>67705649
what the fuck is this from?
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