Eovaldi vs. Miller
New York
vs. ARI RHP Shelby Miller
1. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
2. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
3. Carlos Beltran, DH (S)
4. Brian McCann, C (L)
5. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
6. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
7. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
8. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
9. Nathan Eovaldi, P (R)
Arizona
vs. NYY RHP Nathan Eovaldi
1. Jean Segura, 2B (R)
2. Phil Gosselin, LF (R)
3. Paul Goldschmidt, 1B (R)
4. Jake Lamb, 3B (L)
5. Welington Castillo, C (R)
6. Brandon Drury, RF (R)
7. Chris Owings, CF (R)
8. Nick Ahmed, SS (R)
9. Shelby Miller, P (R)
gonna be embarrassing to get swept
Dbacks adventures in the outfield continue I see.
>>67689570
Especially when Shelby "you'll be lucky if I ,ale it to the third inning" miller pitching.
>lgtss
>blow gays
Yankees might not get swept after all
>>67689685
Make it*
Holy shit I'm retarded
>gardner stares at two pitches down the middle
>swings at a ball
He needs to unfuck himself
GRITNER
>>67689848
(you)
>>67689685
could be right
that's what those guys should've been doing all season
haha fuck you Teix
You guys see Hank called Tex and Pineda faggot losers whose mothers are whores (I'm paraphrasing) today?
>"Sooner or later it comes down to ... ," Steinbrenner said, stopping, then tapping his hand over his heart three times.
>>67690074
They need to be called out. They're great players with a lot of potential
He isn't even supposed to be in the outfield.
I hate miller more than I hated Cahill
>>67690074
What did he say about Tex?
I know in regards to Pineda he said the coaches can only do so much or something like that.
Good evening, 4chan pals! Hope to finally see a Yankees win tonight! But the last 2 loses have done too much damage... :(
>Toronto loses again
Wew it's like Odor punched the wind out of their sails. Too bad they are losing the Rays and not some team that isn't in the division.
>>67690199
>When you look at a guy like Mark Teixeira, clearly, he's not playing to his potential with the bat. Also he's a faggot loser with no heart and his mother is a whore.
>>67690199
basically that a hitter like him should be as bad as he has been
>I missed what was probably the only time the Yankees will score today
wew lad, hopefully they don't lose this lead
Wow.
BABIP
ALL OF THE GODDAMN BABIP
>>67690322
shouldn't*
>>67690325
Two runs is a blowout to these fuckfaces.
Great, it's one of those episodes
>wankees
> tfw worst road win percentage in baseball
>>67690396
she was my favorite power ranger
>>67690396
mane I don't remember her being that cute
>>67690396
how much time did you spend downloading chicks today? Be honest
kys Headley
Fucking hell Headley
So when Headley's bat heats up his fielding turns to absolute shit?
>>67690481
I honestly just run across most of my qts while I'm browsing various boards on 4chan. The /Lat/ general on /int/ had some good selections today
It could be a double play... :s
Who do we /upgrade/ headley?
>>67690564
That's pretty funny. Isn't /int/ just basically just pol light now?
>tfw the only good part about this Yankees season is all the qt3.14s being posted in the gamethreads
>>67690725
*responds in qts*
Headley is even killing other Yankees.
God fucking damn it Headley's luck
This is gonna be a fun game, I can tell already.
>>67690725
Here's one for you senpai
What the fuck headley
Didi literally dindu
Headley is LITERALLY gets outs for the other team when he bats.
>stankees
Killing your own players is not recommended
Oh no! Didi is injured... :(
>>67690694
From what I've noticed, the threads are mainly just banter and regional/language based generals. They share a lot of political views that /pol/ does, but I think that can really be said for any board at this point
>>67690833
They have to get rid of those bigass contracts some how. They just need to work on their aim.
I don't know if any of you seen the movie Master and Commander, remember the 30 year old Midshipman that none of the enlisted sailors liked? Remember when he killed himself to rid the crew of his luck? Headley should do that.
>Headley is literally killing infielders that are superior to him
DFA this fucker asap
>>67690875
Sounds like a great reference even tho I've never seen the movie
>>67690218
>The Toronto Blue Jays have allowed 34 runs since Jose Bautista was punched in the face by Rapemaster Odor on Sunday
>>67690919
It's a great fucking movie you should see it.
>>67690875
Sorry, I don't understand that film because I'm a woman.
>capuano is gone
>drew is gone
>didi isn't garbage
>castro is doing very well
>yankees are doing far worse than last season
What the fuck is happening?
>>67691114
All the old timers are shitting the bed
Betances and/or Miller might be the only ones to make the AS team this season
>>67691114
Is it bad that I kind of want Capuano back to replace Pineda?
>>67691114
>it's an al babbies complaing about the pitcher hitting episode
Deal with it
>>67691114
Mark Teixeira, Chase Headley, Michael Pineda and Luis Severino have no heart.
t. Hank Steinbrenner
>>67691185
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>67691185
what the fuck are you talking about?
Hey, 4chan pals! Which was the wildest pitch you have ever seen?
>>67691185
Where in his post did he even mention pitcher's hitting?
>>67691185
Are NL Fans that insecure that they literally have to project people trash talking them?
>>67691268
When I launched my seed into your mom's gaping vagina from 5 feet away.
The Joe Giraldi Show? LOL!
>>67691268
Randy Johnson throwing one ten feet over John Kruk's head and Kruk literally pissing himself.
I love seeing tanaka in the dugout shooting the shit
why do all our pitchers give up solid contact now?
it doesn't work in Chase
How's his Engrish
TEX YOU GOT NO FUCKIN HAHT YOU'RE A FUCKIN BUM!
>>67691268
When I pitched my dick into your mom's asshole and pitched my load on her titties
>>67691424
He's 13% fluent according to Duolingo
little tex
>>67691473
Glad to see you saved a picture I posted a couple days ago
If we wouldn't have picked up Castro we would have five wins. This team has no heart.
HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT FAT D-BACKS FAN BEHIND HOME PLATE EATING A BUCKET OF SOMETHING!
Some girl just came down and asked him if he needed anything else and he didn't even stop eating while he replied to her!
>>67691520
Asians with nice titties are a weakness for me
>>67691608
>tfw no dbacks bros to post qts with in gametheads
How much are DBack tickets? Something tells me they're about the se as Trenton Thunder tickets
>>67691659
just post qts with us
>>67691659
>dbacks trip
>>67691588
He's sitting with a skinny black bitch too, is it opposite day or something?
>>67691608
Have another one senpai. I don't have many SFW asians though
Where's that fucking Mexican? I'm heeming him if the Yankees lose tonight.
>>67691743
He's huge. I wish I could rest my arms on my belly fat
>>67691735
>4th year on /sp/
>>67691588
He just asked for more food
>>67691757
Thanks m8, here's an ultra-rare qt for you
It's Paul Walker's daughter
Anyone here have any cool stories about them meeting a player?
>>67691814
That gif is unrealistic because he doesn't ask to lick her feet and then cry when she beats him up.
>>67691814
>only 4 years
Normie pls
>>67691979
So I'm at the Yankee/Dback game right now and I was watching the pre-game practice. This girl about 8 or 9 comes on the field, it looked like she had cancer so let her meet some of the players. One of the coaches had the idea of her throwing a few pitches to a couple of the players during batting practice. She threw a few pitches to Texiera. He swung and missed on them and told her she was a really good pitcher.
Next came up Arod, he was telling her to "throw the heat" and "not hold anything back." First pitch was kind of lobbed towards the center and Arod just crushed it to right field. He had a little smirk after he did that. Next pitch and he sent it almost 500 feet to dead center. He starting laughing and told her to throw a little harder. So next pitch she put a lot into it and Arod hit a liner up the middle missing her head by about 2-3 feet. At this point he was hysterical. When he stopped laughing he said it was alright and pointed to Sabathia and said, "You still throw better than him."
The girl walked away to her parents crying. I saw him walking up to them and I thought he was going to apologize but instead he just looked the mom in the eye and said, “I swing a big bat but I got a bigger bat in my pants.” Both parents were looking at him incredulously and he just takes step back and swing at an imaginary ball and goes, “An A-bomb for Arod!.”
>>67691979
I posted this in a thread earlier. Met some famous people in the stands at Yankee games over the years too.
Met Derek Jeter in Toronto for the first time in 98 (exchanged pleasantries a few times after but nothing like this), and met Bernie Williams the same day. Both couldn't have been nicer. Jeter was bouncing a baseball on the turf like it was a bouncy ball and because I was just a kid I guess (and this was before they put netting and shit up and you could pretty much go right onto the field before the game) he just walked up to me and started chatting. Bernie was coming off the DL and my dad said "Welcome back, Bernie!" to him and he turned and threw a ball to us and said some thank yous to everyone. A few years later in the final season of old Yankee Stadium Mo was walking in the field with Edwar Ramirez before the game and a lady sitting next to us screamed "WE LOVE YOU MO!" and he turned and came over and talked to us through the netting. Really sweet guy and seemed like he could be really funny if you knew him off the field. Those were my sports heroes and none of them disappointed me when I met them. Before those guys it was probably Mattingly and Matt Nokes. Never met them though. Now the only guy I want to meet is Paul O'Neill so we can talk about food.
>>67692076
I fucking love this pasta.
Wow how fun is this NL baseball
Ellsbury you cheeky cunt
fucking kebab
ily lamb
>you will die of RISP in your lifetime
>tfw gonna play some Triple Play 2001 home run derby in the giant house stadium as Babe Ruth after the game is over
You're fucking dead seagull.
Will we see No Run DMC tonight?
>>67692288
Eovaldi keeps pitching like he has been and they can take the night off.
Did anyone see that woman go down the steps and just disappear? How far does that go down?
Diamondbacks are kind of snakes.
>>67692372
She's crouching, they're taught that so it doesn't distract people watching on TV when fat planetoids like that D-Backs fan keep ordering shit during the game.
>>67692391
They're vicious snakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
>>67692391
No a type of bird
>>67692391
¿Tú eres un troll?
>>67692391
yeah they are and don't fuck with em unless you wanna die ese
Judge, Ref, and Chad Green for Mike Trout
>>67692491
No... I'm not those kind of people who like to attack others.
>>67692391
no they're gold diggers with diamond shaped booties
>>67692555
Pineda, Headley, Phil Coke, and some cash for Mike Trout
>>67692288
>tfw no mixed race qt
>>67692555
The entire infield and outfield other than Castro for Trout.
>>67692585
I have wished the Tuna for Yankees, too!
>>67692585
>if trout played for the mariners cashman could just ask for trout and he would get it
>>67692656
here's your (you)
>>67692623
every single one of these girls is just so smug.
>>67692563
Yo estaba preguntando, mi amigo
>>67692732
Is that a problem?
why would you swing at that garbage?
>>67692778
I guess since I don't have to be around them it's not.
>>67692772
Ryan's turning into a straight semen demon. When is she 18? Yesterday right?
>>67692788
Because they are fucking paid to hit homeruns.
>>67692623
What is the best mix? Mulatto or Eurasian?
I'll post my favorite mulatto
>>67692778
This picture reminds me of my mom and my aunt Diane.
>>67692810
>ryan newman is posted and someone actually expresses a desire for her to turn 18
feels good being reminded I'm not on /tv/
>>67692846
I got the fuck out of there until the Rolfe bullshit dies down. It's turning into GooberGate 2.
>all these groundouts
What the fuck. Stop.
>>67692653
and they still wouldn't take it
>>67692833
I prefer mulatto, eurasians tend to look a little weird
>>67692840
Post pictures of your mom an d aunt
>>67692833
I knew you were a gay child molester
Didi was shit in AZ
Oh boy, I sure do love politics injected into my sporting events.
>>67692986
He's shit in NY too.
>>67692969
Go back to your Doyers thread, DG
What happened to the shreeve poster?
>>67690409
>tfw worse home record
>>67692988
>he actually comes to a yankee game thread and talk about baseball
We just like to exchange softcore pron
>>67692921
I'm mixed myself. But these girls are unattainable for me. They tend to go guys of their lighter half.
>>67693062
Can't compete with the BWC huh?
>>67693035
I miss shreve being good
>>67693062
What mix are you? I'm half white half Latino, but I look full white so I don't really get any of the cosmetic benefits of being mixed
>>67693020
I'll fight you in real life mother fucker
I've been posting regularly in Yankee threads since 2014, should I put on a trip?
You guys like my shitposting, right?
>>67693127
>I've been posting as long as the typical Royals fan. Should I put on a trip?
no.
>>67693127
I was a tripfag for a few months back in 2009. It makes 4chan even shittier somehow.
>>67693107
>can barely hit
>can't defend
lel
>>67693107
I'm black and latino.
It's funny because I have cousins that are your mix. So we look totally unrelated.
I'm liking this less shit version of ellsbury
And anotha one.
Phew! One run more for Yankees! :)
>>67693245
You probably just look PR or Dominican
>>67693107
How do you feel about Making American Great Again?
Miller looks like dolanson
It's getting late but I want to see the big three pitch
>>67693321
Dominican here. I'm voting for him.
>>67693321
>Wearing golf spikes on stone
Just lost my vote.
>>67693321
I'm voting for him
>>67693321
That bitch is cute as fuck, would wife.
>all those Yankee fans
Lel. Feel bad for the DBacks tbqh
>>67693410
She looks like a man
>>67693410
Willi Demi Spink.
She's a model, but looks a little rough in other pictures
>>67693354
>>67693378
it's all a joke until we're neck deep in debt and world war 3
10 hits and just 3 runs... It is so bad, Yankees... The Joe Giraldi Show on YES!
>>67693442
both of them look average at best.
>>67693438
I don't know what kind of men you see walking around on a daily basis.
>>67693448
I would rather have WWIII than what's going on in this country right now. Hopefully, most numales and proffesional victims get drafted and get blown to smithereens by Achmed.
>>67693448
Better than Sanders or Hillary desu, and with the growing strength of the SJW movement, we are already pretty fucked
>6th inning
>1 run
>1 hit
>starter not at 110 pitches
is this real life?
>>67693442
Wew I fucking love that andro look. Cute as fuck too.
>All these niggas popping shit about her when I date bitches that look better than they could ever fuck
She's a fucking qt and you gonna die alone with your dick in your hand breh.
>>67693493
*professional
Eovalid is much better than Pineda and the rookie pitchers! *cheer*
>>67693503
It's nate, he's pretty hot
>>67693514
Andro is qt
If only he can become consistently this good.
>>67693493
>>67693498
>Voting someone like Trump is going to stop the numales SJWs and professional victims
Let me guess, it's your first time voting.
Anyway, SPORTS! Eovaldi is pitching a hell of a game.
>>67693503
Eovaldi's ERA doesn't illustrate how valuable he is to us
>>67693575
Hillary and Sanders are both for the SJW movement. Sure, Trump won't stop the individuals, but keeping one of them out of office would be huge. Just look at how fucked up Europe is now
>>67693580
what the fuck is she doing
>>67693575
Most people on this site aren't even old enough to vote
>>67693575
Hillary and Sanders will just propogate it further with cabinet and SCOTUS picks, by selecting unqualified but non white men.
>>67693580
was it autism?
>>67693634
Being an autistic qt
>the big 3
fug gg jews
>>67693646
Yeah this upcoming SCOTUS pick is probably just as important if not more than who the president is. Doesn't matter, our vote doesn't count here anyway
>>67693634
looking for someone to talk to
>>67693575
2nd time. I voted Obama last time.
>taking Eovaldi out while he's pitching great
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MR. "I DON'T WANT TO USE ALL THREE OF THEM IN ONE NIGHT"?????
Teixeira is so fucking useless. Can't wait until him, A-Rod, and CC are fucking gone. Hopefully the Yankees can develop and acquire some young talent and not give mega contracts to washed up players. Knowing the Yankees they will probably give Bryce Harper a 10 year 500 million dollar contract and fuck the franchise for another decade.
>taking eovaldi out
fuck, betances choke incoming
EOVALDI AND TANAKA JUST STARTED FIST FIGHTING IN THE DUGOUT BAH GAWD
And by that I mean Tanaka laughed at something and Eovaldi pulled his coat and asked him what happened. But I expect suspensions.
why would Girardi ever want to preserve the bullpen
Sure glad you took Eovaldi out, Joe. Real glad. Eovaldi couldn't have walked that guy. Nope.
>tfw you realize Eovaldi is the team ace
Why is larry david the first base coach?
>best game of the season
>85 pitch count
>pull him after only 6 innings
Fuck Girardi
BUT IT'S NOT GIRARDI'S FAULT GUYS!
IT'S THAT THE YANKEES HAVE NO HEART AND GIRARDI HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT AT ALL!
>>67693827
He was on a fucking roll
GIRARDI I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT
Great job, Binders. Hope you get shot tonight.
guys don't worry we'll fuck this up somehow
Hal needs to get his shit together, George would have fired Girardi and Cashman already and told Tex to go fuck himself.
>betances in charge of not folding under pressure
I fucking hate Girardi so much right now. What was the thought process behind taking Eovaldi out?
>>67693909
immense pressure to win the game.
>>67693935
Eovaldi was pitching a one hitter and wasn't even close to 100 pitches. Lets say he gives up a run, whatever then bring in Betances.
How was the first out by Betance? I didn't watch it because of streaming stopped.
>>67693960
Stress makes you overthink things.
>>67693909
According to Bryan Hoch on Twitter Eovaldi has a 1.039 OPS the third time through the order which is what was gonna happen.
Still a dumb fucking reason considering he was doing better overall.
>>67693960
Exactly, let Eovaldi start the 7th, worst case scenario you bring Betances in after an out or two
>>67693980
Strikout. Swinging at a curve in the dirt
>>67693980
Line drive to the guy at second's balls which caused an interference call
>Le 2 men on le no outs
>le stranded
Kill me
>>67693997
He does that a lot
I notice that fat fuck D-Backs fan in the front row behind home plate left. I didn't even see the helicopter and winch come and airlift him out.
OH COME THE FUCK ON
fucking knew it
Holy fuck. By the fuckin grace of God she goes boys.
>>67694008
>betances had to be used for 30 pitches for something eovaldi could have done in less
Fuck Giradi and his binders
WEW
Phew! Betance is a top pitcher! :D
qt magic just bailed Girardi/Betances the fuck out
>>67694145
>That scary ass mummy hand in the corner
Someone call Brendan Fraser.
I wouldn't mind twenty insurance runs here.
At least this game is on pace to end at a semi-decent time
>>67694145
daisy would be a goddess if she had half the amount of forehead
>>67694124
>>67694174
Love it when a girl has a haircut like this because it makes it easier to get to their neck and nibble on it. I've got a neck fetish but I swear I'm not a Dracula.
>tfw current gf won't try a short haircut because she says she thinks it will give her a 5head
Miller time
>>67694193
The imperfections make her hotter to me
>>67694223
Necks are sexy. I love them too and women love it when you kiss them there. Makes them melt
>>67694233
Do any of you guys have gf?
I don't have gf and I'm lonely
>all these short haired qts
Keep em coming
MILLER PLS
>>67694249
>tfw rarely get neck kisses because lanklet
FUCK
FUCKING BULLPEN WHAT THE FUCK
FUCKING PISS
FUCKING YES
THANKS BASED OWINGS
COWINGS
>>67694249
I hope one day I can find a girl who doesn't have a complete shit personality with hair like that and is straight of course.
>>67694273
You got it senpai
>>67694264
I do. Lanklet Quasimodo here.
My advice: Just be yourself.
>>67694308
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67694264
fuck having a gf, I just want a well-paying job, moving out of my parents house, video games and booze.
